[Host] This season on The Bachelor, we meet our new bachelor, entrepreneur, sidekick, and second choice hero, Luigi. A plumber by day and a plumber by night. And in his free time, he likes to plumb. This season, we tip the scales as we introduce our very first virgin. Crazy, right? This guy's a virgin. Like, come on, really? You never diddled that pipe cleaner into a dirty toilet hole? - No. - [Host] Alright, well, sorry. Just asking. Let's see what happens when
Luigi meets 11 alpha-females in this season of The Bachelor. - Hi, it's a-me, Mario. Luigi, you're about-a to meet-a 12 ladies, one who will a-be your future wife. A-you ready? - I'm a-ready for a-love. - Whatever you say, virgin. Here-a they come. A-good luck. Virgin. (cheerful melody) (car door slams) - Oh, my. Look at that. - It's got to be a myth. (speaks Cantonese) - Oy, you. - Hello, I'm-a Luigi. - Whatever. Look, you've really never
done the 'ol in-and-out? - What? - You know, buff the biscuit? - Lowered your drawbridge
and attacked the pink castle? - Interfaced with the motherboard? - Had your cake and eaten it too? - For goodness sake, have
you never taken your penis and lobbed it into a vagina? - No. (ladies' overlapped chattering) (piano instrumental) - [Host] While the ladies settle in, Luigi gets a chance to meet
with each of his dates. - Listen, you gotta stand out if you want to win over a guy like Luigi. I'm not about to go back to a
life with Mario, the plumber. Wait a minute. - I know I've only known
him for 923.435 seconds, but I feel like I'm falling for him. I calculate it will take 46.7
seconds to take his virginity. - Look, I'm the real British bitch here, and if anyone's going to
take his cherry, it's me. I'm not here to make friends. - If anyone has experience
taking cherries, it's me. Cherries, pineapples, little white dots. I've taken it all. (cries) - I'm-a so glad to meet
you a-what's your name? (bell dings) I know, I'm-a nervous, too, but I think I felt a connection with you. (crickets chirp) No. - Um, can I borrow him for a minute? (giggles) (helicopter buzzes) - Hello, I'm-a Lui-- - Oh, my God. I just feel so much for you. I feel like we're meant for each other. I could tell you anything, like the fact I'm constantly haunted by the ghost of my past, and I feel like I'm caught
in a maze, and, and-- - Go ahead. You can tell Luigi anything. (cries) - Are you seriously a virgin? (muffled voice) - What-a you say? (muffled voice) I'm a sorry, I can't understand you. (robotic mechanism moves) (sighs deeply) Yes, I'm a virgin. (robotic mechanism moves intensely) - Oh, no, she didn't. I'm the original ball. I hate her. (cries) - Can I borrow him for a minute? Good. Listen, I don't care if you're a virgin. I'm one bad, British bitch, and I'm not here to make friends. - Can I borrow him? (gun clicks) Good. Listen, I don't care if you're a virgin. I'm one bad, British bitch, and I'm not here to make friends. - What a bitch.
- What a bitch. - Doesn't she know
- Doesn't she know - I'm one bad, British bitch
- I'm one bad, British bitch - and I'm not here
- and I'm not here - to make friends?
- to make friends? - You, why don't you pull down
- You, why don't you pull down - your knickers and shove
- your knickers and shove - your pistol in your fanny?
- your pistol in your fanny? (speaks Cantonese) (kicks loudly) (speaks Cantonese) - For Christ's sake, yes, I'm a virgin. - Can I borrow him for a minute? (speaks Cantonese) - Oh, hello. - So, big guy, you have
to tell me the truth. Are you really a virgin,
because that really turns me on? - Well, yes, I'm-a
Luigi, and I'm a virgin. - Ha, told ya, a virgin. You owe me five quid. - Oh, a-who's a-that? - This is my brother, Jacob. - Uh, you're a-sure he's
a-not your boyfriend? - Oh, never. Come, brother. Let's go to the fantasy
suite to talk assassinations. We'll be waiting for you, Luigi. - Uh, okay? - Hello, can I borrow you for a minute? (overlapping ladies' voices) (guitar instrumental) - Hello, it's a-me, Mario. Luigi, as a virgin, you have
a-one rose to hand out tonight. Do you think you can-a
put aside your virginity for one goddamn minute and
pick one of these women to be your virginity taker? Hmm, virgin? - This is the hardest part of the night. Only one of you will get-a the rose, and that person is... (melodic instrumental) (robotic mechanic moves) (groans uncomfortably) (crickets chirp) (footsteps) (door slams) (cheerful melody)
