Ludicrous Lee Mack Tales | Part 1 | Would I Lie to You?

possession ah now behind you there is a possession could you uh bring it to the desk please oh okay now pop it on the desk oh yes there we go right this should be easy right should get rid of that this is the black cloth just stop the sunlight waking me up in the morning but I think you're being deliberately obtuse Potomac effect here we go these are my uncle's bagpipes years ago I used to go busking and would pretend to play them while miming along to a speaker hidden under my Kilt let's see how how long ago was this oh this was uh years ago years ago think of the size of speakers years ago give us a taste of the size of the speaker now it was about it was about so big can you pick them up and that and show us how you should have told them you would style this out with the bagpipes well how you hold the bagpipes indeed okay well confident so you'll get the uh and then you uh [Music] it's done like that and then if that one meant to hang there yeah that's that's uh that's to hide the wire must have been a strange sensation having something hanging that far down yeah well it's not so much the how far down it was hanging it was the noise it was making it was different oh I'm sorry it's not always comes here octopus I'm afraid we have to put it down when you're ready just press your crotch oh and here's the music [Music] are you blowing the road upside down I will say so far it's very convincing [Applause] all children have come and sat and they're transfixed by what they see oh this is nothing it's all right we've suffered enough yeah you wonder why they want independence [Applause] yeah I was rumbled on a few occasions well there's quite a lot of Scottish people visiting London as well they um insulted or did they find you out you know they'd say like oh what are you from where are they from [Laughter] so what do you think bryony truth or life I'm thinking life okay Jason I mean I want it to be true so bad but it just can't be David you're clearly gonna go with your team on this occasion I am but say it's alive Lee truth or lie it was in fact a lie foreign didn't pretend to play the bagpipes I kept losing my bin shoes I've now tied them to my whole radiator with a length of elastic they're comfortably stretched to the end of the drive before the tension beckons me back [Music] she's on your feet you're still tied to the radiator technically but they're very elasticated so it doesn't feel that way you said when you get to the end of the drive the tension of the elastic beckons you back talk us through that procedure well I start walking so it starts off I've got a wheelie bin yes of course and I'm Wheeling one one wheelie bin one recycling bin but we alternate each week I mean sometimes it's green sometimes it's blue I obviously play the game of putting the wrong color acts if the neighbors will copy to do that again [Laughter] a horrible man did you get the bin so I start walking like that are right yeah no I'm just taking it all in go on okay we've had a lot of female guests you're the first one who's ever said that and everything's fine everything's fine just walking walking oh I'm feeling a bit of oh hello hello [Laughter] oh it's much quicker coming back oh no no I'm back over it [Applause] is that elastic tighter than you thought just the bin was heavier yeah [Laughter] why don't you just use string because if you use string when it comes back it's everywhere if you use elastic it gathers up into a smaller space but after a while it's all goes buggy well that's just life what are you going to say David what do you think Sam I think it's a lie okay miles I think it's a lie I mean I'm sure you've got a pair of Bin shoes but I think this this seems like a step too fast I think we're gonna say yes okay Lee was it true or was it a lie it was in fact a lie foreign I've devised a simple mnemonic to help me remember everything I need to pack when going on holiday [Music] I've ticked off everything on my flip flop list David okay I hate to do this Lee but could you take us through the mnemonic what is a mnemonic it's a I could best describe it as new information that I received about 10 seconds ago and mnemonic is basically flip-flop so the the first letter of the list of all the things I've got to remember so for example you probably want to know what the first one is f yes can't think of anything beginning with F now flip-flop flip flop you use flame is the flip-flop system so you're remembering the word flip-flop anyway you then waste that first F reminding you again to take it's there not a risk you might take two pairs he's doing singular so it only packs one flip-flop they flip-flop so that's your first death but there's another F coming up in a while now you'll know why I said only one flip-flop oh stands for lipstick why are you taking lipstick because I once uh my wife who always forgets her lipstick always says oh God I forgot my lipstick my whole two-week holiday is ruined they never have the product I've got in this country so I got so annoyed by this over the years I thought from now on I'm gonna take the lipstick so that when she gets there she won't start kicking off and ruining the whole trip because her lips aren't Red Enough [Music] no I never went with that system I won't help it's crazy you know that in just one Letter's time we've got a p which would seem very well suited for passports passport all right f f now this is an interesting one yes it's for Franks the currency now I know what you're going to do this I know what you're going to say but when I first developed this system it was because we were going to the south of France and I wanted to remember my Franks and now that the flip-flop system has invented I can't change it for the E of Euro because it'll be flipple up so I always remember flip-flops thanks to get your Euros oh not necessarily Euros it could be dollar foreign currency F foreign currency maybe there are times when I wish I was married to you um L um I don't know if I told you about my wife's habit of wearing a different colored lipstick on the top lips yeah no it's an odd look I'm not gonna lie so it's another lipstick oh oh oh no as everybody knows when you go on holiday there's one thing you've got to remember and that is the suntan lotion I go a weird shade of orange in the summer and if I think of an orange I always think of the suntan lotion because orange body suntan lotion I mean I don't know what you're going to use the P for because you've covered everything you'd need I take a Spur passport for my wife because we have the old pasta you know you keep the old passport when you renew I always take it why because you know when you just flash them occasionally we once lost the passport and used the spur one I went like that and it worked flip flop it's it's I feel like it's eight letters and you use three of them for passports yes two of them for for lipstick yeah over half of it is passports and lipstick do you think Joe not much Siri which way are you leaning David what's it going to be I think we'll go live right well feel the tension Lee were you telling the truth or was that a lie it's a lie [Applause] plots to help impact on route to a meeting at the BBC I gave CPR to an oap how old I'm 48. why did she need mouth to mouth well it turns out she didn't and uh but you know how do I know how you fix a sprained ankle and how did you encounter the oap the oap was just outside the tube station where the BBC uh was and soon we'll be again I believe which line what which line did you get on I got the train to Waterloo and then I got the tube which color well she started off talking I believe that you've been on the London Underground thank you thank you Dave well should we leave it at that um not quite describe the scene I saw uh people in a circle looking down on the floor right someone said is anyone a doctor and I said yeah yes loads of people she goes I don't suppose you can do CPR can you and I went uh I went I do CPR and as it happens I can do CPR so what does CPR involve yeah remember put my hand there and I started doing this yeah this what's your Rhythm I did this [Music] [Applause] [Music] so what happened we got your record player thank you how many of these did you do I think I did [Music] that's a problem a pause for the high pitch mode [Applause] [Music] I know she literally got up at the right moment of the verse foreign took her off and um and she she went straight over bridge and died Stacey does that have the ring of Truth for you awful letters to the store I'm so sorry they're all very suspicious he doesn't even know what chew we got on what do you think Susie yes no I think his rhythm is all wrong whoa I haven't saw that before [Music] I can't believe it don't believe it no no I think we think it's a lie you think he was making all of that too yes it's alive I once returned a t-shirt to a shop Furious that it had shrunk in the wash only to discover mid complaint it was in fact my seven-year-old sons and David so what was what did the T-shirt look like it was uh it was a small red t-shirt I'm guessing you had recently bought a adult-sized red t-shirt and you put that in the wash correct but and presumably also your sons identical red t-shirt but purchased at a different time in a different place I got it from Gap and he got it from Gap Kids and I just grabbed it put it on thought oh it shrunk I had no reason to believe it I didn't check the label that was my t-shirt as far as I was concerned so when you went back into Gap what did you say I was in a queue for ages someone shouted next and so I thought I'm in the wrong shot and then and then I finally found out that it was Gap so I got to the front of the queue and uh I I went to the counter and I said I'm not happy yes what did they say they said which one of the dwarfs are you said in you saying that you actually put on your son's t-shirt which lest we forget yes you said earlier is something for a seven-year-old I didn't want to say on National Television my son is clinically obese thank you so now I've got to say it okay so thank you for that thank you he's not he's not politically obese I know this is probably not uh the right way to play this game and this may seem a little bit like I'm helping the other team but surely your T-shirt and your son's t-shirt would have shrunk at the same rate he didn't know his guitar [Applause] so so there's no shrinkage no shrinkage is involved okay so why were you complaining so there you are at the front of the queue and you're talking to the assistant I handed it over I said I'd like to swap this this t-shirt has shrunk she looks at the label which I haven't done she looks at it and assumes that he's my child's t-shirt that has shrunk and she said to me are you sure it shrunk to which I said yes because I couldn't put it on she said well yes but could your child put it on I said I'm not giving it to my son just because it's shrunk well if you're sure it shrunk then okay it's shrunk she went off she came back she gave me another t-shirt exactly the same size and what did you say I said well that has also clearly been in a high wash she said how big are these supposed to be then I said well they're supposed to fit me I said why are they supposed to fit you I said because I bought an adult t-shirt she went up up ah this is hilarious I said why she goes I don't even work here okay it's time to guess David what do you think we don't need to guess it's a lie put this out of our misery was it the truth or was it a lie it's a lie I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me while I was bouncing on a trampoline and spotted her over the fence with another man [Laughter] what age did this uh traumatic event occur to you I was uh 18. so what were they doing next door well you don't want to know that they're lying believe it or not on a trampoline you were trampolining in your garden yes and you saw over the fence yes into your girlfriend's Garden no no she didn't live next door oh right neither lived next door neither of them live correct why were they next door because there was a party going on next door and it's sort of slightly drifted into my house it was like two sort of houses were taking part in the party it sort of bled into mine what sort of trampoline was it Lee it was the ts-497 I remember jumping up over the fence seeing them kissing and thinking is that the tx417 we could afford one of that are we stop catching up I think you know what I mean was it an oblong trampoline was it the modern one with the Nets the circle with the Nets at the side don't say that do you know her name was Annette it was a trampoline with no net around the side oblong or circular uh well she'd lost a bit of weight I would say slim to oblong so you couldn't see what was going on except at the top of your bounce trajectory is that right yeah yeah and then what do you see for an instant at the top of that bounce are they already doing it they're not doing it are they already kissing are they already writing poetry why are they taking their shoes off they haven't taken their shoes oh I could always walk worse though it was the only thing they were wearing you've been seeing her for um we've been up and down over the years [Applause] a trajectory yeah affording you a wonderful bird's eye view of the neighboring trampoline correct what did you see I saw my my then girlfriend whose name was uh she was called uh Joanne so what happened I wanted to have a proper look I went straight up to the climbing frame sure enough my fears were confirmed oh it was the tx497 you must have been Furious I was so angry I was so angry so I came around got on the trampoline and I went [Laughter] so then I timed it perfectly I said Joanne when I was down Joanne well it took a while before I worked out that system that's what do you think David is he telling the truth I don't think so now can I be honest with you I'm not convinced either Lee bouncing on the trampoline spying Joanne truth or lie it's alive [Applause] oh possession right there should be a box under your desk um would you first of all read the card out and then take the possession out and pop it on the desk this is the set of key carry around with me every day I know what every single one is for apart from one [Laughter] just take us through the set of keys Lee in your own time I just don't feel you have to run I'm not say in his own time it's it's all of our time really yeah so now I've got three keys that look very similar so I have to put those little things on to to give you the different colors and these colors help me a lot because that's for the blue door that's for the Green Door now I'll never forget because the blue door is blue the yellow door is yellow and the green one is my next door neighbor shaking Stevens eyes behind those doors okay okay the green one genuinely is my next door neighbor's key but it isn't shaking Stevens I'm not an idiot it's Howard Jones and the yellow one the yellow one is um the key for the door at the back of the house now this this one that key for the front door the the bottom lock bolt yes I wish I could [Music] this this unusual looking key that's for the money chest that's for a small tin that we keep some some money in right and and some things that we don't want the kids to see why don't you want the kids to see money and what else there's other things it's the other things the remains thank you so okay that's where you keep your money and the remains of those who you've killed that one there what does pbu stand for uh pbu on the key ring yes it's the place for bins you [Applause] guys he couldn't have made that up it's true we've got one of those outside little shed things you're supposed to put the bins in to make it looked out and my wife constantly comes out and says there's a place for the bins you it's happening okay I put pbu on the thing so you give yourself the job of remembering the night before the bin men are coming to go out unlock these bins every time you go to put some rubbish away you unlock the bean no this is none of this because the shed that the bins are kept in doesn't have the lock the gate leading to the shed uh then we've got we've got this little baby here oh this tells the story this one is for the safe ah but the safe bizarrely it was already in the house and it's behind a picture how exciting the key has never fitted we never know what's in the safe now what is the picture in front of the safe uh the pictures yeah oh that picture yeah you know the safe it doesn't exist well this there's a picture that doesn't exist in front of it it's obviously a painting of your bins you're gonna find crazy it's a picture of the safe and this David is the key to your heart it's not that is to the side passage [Laughter] because I have to open the Gated Community to the bins and that takes me through to the side passage which I open and that's all the keys apart from this one do you know what that one's for Fiona that's not funny and I don't want any jokes great grandfather fought in the first world war and uh he added key around his neck and we don't know what the key was for but he was passed off he gave it to his father his father gave it to his father he gave it to his father all I will say is just in summary I'm not teaching it to you because it is true but if you don't believe it quite simply the story is simple what is it not to believe I come home I make sure the side gated community to the bins out leave them on a Tuesday and let me open the side passage and get in not the same passage come through to the house open the safe by moving the pitch I can't open this up I always forget I close to say I get the tent open it up move the eyeballs get the money out inside straight to the front door which is blue go out Feed hours Jones story Why accidentally said it's shaking Stevens what parts of that are you telling me [Applause] Lee was it the truth or was it a lie it was a lie [Applause] I can smell if there is a dead fly in the room can I just say I know it sounds ridiculous saying that if there isn't a dead fly in the room you have no sense of smell s to fly in the room I can smell the Dead Fly so he's the one is there flying here hold on laughs that fly in this room obviously this is how do you prove this can you do you actually sniff it out can you like a sniff a dog you actually find the Dead Fly with your nose or you just go no no no I never told you I could find them you can't locate it you just know it's somewhere within the walls I'm not talking about flies that might have been killed by a serial killer and then sort of plastered yeah yeah I can't smell that I can't smell that no no definitely not right okay but you can't locate them you just know there's somewhere I can smell it there's a dead fly in the room how can you put it to the test because you might have been in a room in which there was a dead fly and you have not smelt it and said there is no dead fly in this room and people have believed you and yeah I'm not looking in the corner that's a good question Joan it's a very good question and I wish that I had a good answer too many times when I've gone in a room and gone there's a dead fly in this room and quite often we will see the dead flies in the room so I was going to go David I don't go don't answer that's right in the room it's a fact every time I talk more softly than you David I don't show off about my talents I walk in a room and I go I think there's a dead fly in this room in fact no I think you'll find that is definitely that always is that always is what does the Dead Fly smell of it's a it's a smell that I I wouldn't want to describe to a friend try imagine you're a wine connoisseur right it's the smell of it I'm getting yeah what are you getting I'm getting I'm getting a bit of wing I'm guessing uh getting another Wing uh and uh only wearing supplies another wing and no wait wait there's only three rings I think I know how this fly died um you've not really described the smell there you know you said you describe the body parts of a fly while making sniffing noises professional you're an amateur how I'm trying to say in layman's terms well earlier on I was uh I came to see the new restaurant and I had a little look in the window and only now I'm thinking there was a dead fly and then you never mentioned it before you came I know it smell a fly but I found that that that that smell was soon overpowered Jason [Laughter] time to make your mind up is he telling the truth is that whole fly smelling thing real and well let us pay him the respect of pretending to consider it [Laughter] um well I think do you think why are you saying lie okay Lee were you telling the truth or was that a lie I've actually started believing it myself it's a lie [Applause] when I was seven I had to be a bridesmaid at my auntie's wedding when I was seven I had to be a bridesmaid at my auntie's wedding as one of the girls who was supposed to do it was ill and the dress was a perfect fit what did the dress look like um I describe the color as traumatic why do they have to have a bridesmaid why couldn't they just say if she's not well let's move on I think you're mixing it with admin [Music] ster may put the dress on I'd put it on you know that don't you see what I'm told so you didn't display any reluctance to put the dress on I may have said you know mother father I am a seven-year-old boy despite the fact that I am two years younger looking and slightly androgynous please give me some dignity my father turned around to me he said Son when I was your age you had a pipe when I was your age father asked me to put a dress on and I put it on and his father before him he'll probably dressed odd and you'll smile page boy as well as bridesmaids at this wedding I was a page boy once and if another boy had dressed up as a girl I would have felt it was fair game to persecute him well true but luckily the page boy came up to me little Sharon and he said you know you think you've had a rough day I'm a 24 year old how much notice did you get pardon how much notice did you get quite a few people I think you know from memory quite a few people were uh is thought you meant notice I was having damaged that was a genuine one yeah oh everyone thought I was adorable everyone I was looking as nervous as a princess oh I see how much how much damage in advance did they tell me yeah how much notice how much notice so that would be embarrassing if this was on television [Laughter] I got uh I think I got like I don't know five hours or something she was Ill at the last minute and I just think you would have absolutely refused well to listen I said dad I don't want to do it anyway listen I'm not your dad I'm Your Mother I'm sick of you constantly calling me dad the other one that's it out [Applause] how long did you have to keep the dress on at what point in the proceedings I mean did you have to wear it right through to the Disco and you know my dad says you'll keep it until the uh until the music starts because unfortunately the Cabaret act had canceled because of illness so what do you thinking David does that uh sound at all possible to you what do you think indeed I really want it to be true well that's so true I actually think it could genuinely be the biggest load of dribble I've ever heard can't be true I don't think it's true yeah conclusively it's a lie Lee truth or lie it's a lie and he wasn't a bridesmaid at his Auntie's wedding I can tell if someone drinks mainly tea or coffee just by listening to their stomach David's team what do you think how how yeah how well there's a certain Rumble to your coffee drinker come on it is the slightest thing that only someone with a sensitive ear like mine when you reproduce the rumble yourself can you reproduce the eyebrows got up I'll tell you what's the question I said can you reproduce The Rumble in some kind of form give us a sense of whether it's resonant or a bit of a squeaky Rumble I would spend a rumble is it I would say that the drinkers of coffee have a have a rumble that I can only describe as imagine a small fish passing wind stethoscope to the glass yeah it's just it's the mildest of rumbles and as I say only a train deer would hit me where is the tea drinkers ramble much I mean for hardly ever hardly ever I mean it's it's to do with it they Rumble less the tea drink the tea drinks are less of a rumble than the coffee drink because I'm a tea drinker and I ramble loads good job you don't drink coffee you'd be all over the place they're both the same amount of liquid so I don't understand why well I'm glad you asked me that sir it's finally a sensible question yes it's to do apparently it's not the actual and I genuinely don't know what it is but it's to do with something it's something that's in coffee that's not in teeth and it isn't coffee right it's my party trick so I'll say do you want tea or coffee then I got in fact don't tell me and I'll get down on my knee I'll lead in like that and I'll go I'm guessing coffee could you do that to Bradley or Josie and say which they prefer why did I do it to you David because I think that's what you want finally some physical contact between now let's just get this out of the way desperate to get your ear on my bare skin but to to Josie no I want to do it to you it's a will they won't they panel game and finally it comes to this I could do it to everybody yeah you're gonna do us all through [Music] okay news just in there's a definite Rumble there you're a tea drinker I thought you said coffee drinkers ramble more there's a rumble but it's not the rumble it's the mild Rumble yeah foreign [Music] it's tea now I have a different system for the ladies do you mind if I not at all lift them up so you can get in she promised you'll keep them up till I'm away don't throw them on top I do not want to be forced to the ground yeah so you're an interesting one because you've got a bit of bone so it's almost as if they're it's like you don't drink tea or coffee I'm getting from you okay I'm getting you don't drink tea or coffee I'm getting new drink tea I'm getting a new drink tea so that's that's what I would say so you now know whether it's true or Alive what we need to know is did he get those right no sense on what these rumbles actually sound like I need to sort of get a sound I'll try and do the sound David David as a tea drinker was the mild Rumble a sort of foreign [Music] to the audience that we've never met I think Lee probably got it by listening to the Rams of my stomach or he might have got it from my saying I'm a tea drinker several moments before one or the others you never know with this kind of weird thing what about you who I'm not saying you who what about what about you who it's a very complex picture with me yeah and you know it's tea and coffee it's mainly tea with you don't lie to me have you had a coffee have you had tea this evening though Hugh or have you had coffee what have you had be honest well there you are you see okay brilliant even the audience are clapping now I'm loving this yeah now with me you said it was I don't have one or the other no I said you're not really a big deal coffee drinker but occasionally you'll have a tea I drink a lot of tea what about the noise of the coffee the coffee Rumble is a lot more like a hello everybody that's the only way to describe I mean I can't make the noise can I suggest that that would be a better party trick don't call my my my skill a trick Sarah it's uh I find it a curse I have to live with all my life so what do you think David what do you think here I'm trained to Spotlight as a moment that's my job and something I can do with a kind of a nurring sort of sense of certainty why are we losing that it's it's uh working tonight all right all right on this one I just think it's unlikely and however much fun it was to thwack one of my boobs and his head it's a lie so what are you gonna say then David I think we're going to say it to lunch I think it's a lie okay Lee was that the truth or were you lying it is in fact true no it's not it's a lie [Music] yes can't tell if someone drinks mainly tea or coffee just by listening to their stomach when I'm at home I amuse myself by shaving only half my face and doing that thing where you have a conversation between two people yeah what what are the characters of the of the shavedly unshavenly I'll often do a sailor because that suits the look of the longer because we have a little bit of Salem looks like you've saved off you're beating off again and that doesn't make sense because it doesn't it looks like he's got the complete no no no no no so you shaved a few but the other person goes I couldn't help it I had to because I was feeling a bit hairy but that doesn't make any sense because the other one looks like he's completely shaved his beard no no no I shaved half the beard yes the one with the beard it's the Sailor with the beer looks like you've shaved off your meaning half your beard off the other one yeah yes I did yes but it doesn't look like they've shaved halfway I'll do it again right man with half a beard yeah he looks like yourself okay looks like you've shaved off your beard off again okay yes I had to but you should see the other side look it's still there I'm just as bad as you look let me show you more fully like say it like a red boy coincidence [Applause] you know what the kids just laugh and clap right David time for a decision well I think we think it's a lie don't we I think so yes yeah definitely saying it's a light okay Lee is it the truth or were you telling a lie it is in fact true amuse himself by shaving only half of his face and pretending to have a conversation between two people I once lost a game of Swing ball to a chimpanzee David's team okay um why were you with the chimpanzee I was visiting a zoo in South Africa and the trick that the chimpanzee could do was play Swing ball and we all took it in turns to have a go and I'd had a few to drink and he beat me what time of day was this time of day yes before the monkey's bedtime are you refusing to answer I'm not refusing but I'm thinking about it for a while because I don't know if you mean South African time or English time similar but I think there's an hour is different do you mean the South African time I mean the South Africa local time I love your time I believe I'm sorry you've thrown me a bit because local time in the zoo on the occasion of your match I've been using this I've got a lot over the years I've been using this anecdote at the darts and things oh don't ever tell you that's about the time I played uh swing ball with a chimpanzee no one's ever said what time of day was this he threw me for a second most people go chimpanzee swing ball tell us more you interesting person what's different is that why when you tell that as an anecdote in the pub people go it's polite to go along with the [Music] why were you in South Africa pissed [Applause] Pub trip well we fancy a trip around the zoo in the morning they get their chimp out we don't all go to the British museum for stag weekends zoos aren't open after the pub no no it was afternoon yeah we've been drinking since lunch without a boozy morning we started at 11. arrest me right why didn't you go and see like some strippers [Applause] Club [Applause] but really what would make it peachy is if I could take on some of the visitors ideally at swing ball badminton to push I don't think that happens well they have no choice he had no choice that's my point right I thought it was a lie but it seems the sort of thing you do I think it's a lie but I'm having a video yeah we all say it's alive yeah yeah all right Lee truth or lie it is in fact a lie yes it is a lie early he's never lost a game of Swing ball to a chimpanzee for the record it was Scrabble I once picked up a hitchhiker and scurred him so much he cried where were you driving I was going from uh I think it was from round Norwich area somewhere around Norwich to presume somewhere between Norwich how did you scare him um what happened was we were driving along he got in the car and he said first he was driving along and he got in the car well that's already dangerous instead of running to keep up yeah he was an ice cream van I sort of grabbed him by the hurt and pulled him in yeah so I used to get them and um my car used to have problems because it was a problem car and uh pulled over right I pulled over and I went round the back because I used to have to hit the engine to get it going again and we it all went wrong and we pulled over so I said I'm just getting in the back because I need to get a hammer to give it a whack and as I went back I said don't I thought it'd be funny to say don't worry uh I'm not going to kill you on the back of the van I've got a hammer out went back to the front and as I was walking past the front of the car with the engine they've I looked in like that and I just sort of go ah it just wiped a small tear from his eye because I think he genuinely thought I'm gonna kill him and he was a bit worried maybe cry that's a very odd response to immediate mortal Danger just slightly well out let's call that a more end of it It's a Wonderful Life reaction but here I I am to die it appears but just noticed a slight a slight welling up oh well all things come to an end [Applause] what do you reckon then I think there's stuff about like having a dodgy car that he has to hit in a certain way with a hammer to get it going I think that side of it well let's just leave it to chat then what do you say I mean you've got a good flannel detector would you would you yeah I think I think I think it is I think it's flatter I think well actually it I think it might be slightly truthful I'm gonna go I don't I'm not convinced it's true so I'm going to go with the team and we'll say it's a lie not going to rock the boat okay uh lee Mac I I say that it is indeed the truth did once pick up a hitchhiker and scared him so much that he cried even Lee now admits it probably wasn't a good idea to shut him in the boot with the other hitchhikers

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Length: 50min 57sec (3057 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 11 2023