Louie Anderson Offered To Kill His Dad | CONAN on TBS

how are you tell me how you're doing well I got in the chair is the benchmark for how it go is a big thing when you're big can I get that chair [Laughter] either way though if you fell down will we be here to go viral you'll be go viral yeah I'd be going like this they'd bounce me up and I'd be the gift that kept giving yeah yeah I'm good I just got that from Chicago and had some shows that the Improv had a blast oh good you enjoyed it I'm signed up still yeah good for you're so great at it I ain't a natural and people bring you gifts which is nice yeah you know you're fat when they bring you a book like eat to live people give you the book people give you presents like that people game it they care about me that's a caring thing on their part II to live then how to not die and how to not die cookbook if you survive the first book then you can cook and say a lot I mean those are the kind of things you know when you're a fat person people you know they they'll I'm on a food plan now where they deliver the food every week oh I've heard about that that's good every week's Monday you're eating ahead of the plan yeah yeah you can't give a fat you can't it be like giving a drug addict your drugs to hold ya hold these but don't use them yeah here's your food just eat it once a day okay so you're way ahead now yeah I'm on Monday but you know it just is you know I know and people also other people who are fat out there you know who you are people will take you on as a project they'll go Louie I'm gonna get you healthy I'm gonna turn you around I go well you better bring another person now it's on me growing up tell me about was your mom I mean did you interested in foods it was it was it because a lot of people linked it to their mom was your mom again hook my mom she fed it you know we had 11 children where's 11 11th in your family yes I was 10th yeah I just slid out I didn't for she was [Applause] but yeah she you know she is food to comfort us and give us you know love I think a lot of times when you're poor you know like yeah you guys you guys really didn't have much girl we did not I mean I but you know we had to decide whether we're gonna shut off the gas or the lights because we could only pay one of them mm-hmm but we always shut off the the lights cuz my mom had a thousand candles right I don't know where she got him but I even said a menorah down on the table I don't think that's right mother yeah religious yeah but I watch game my mom couldn't get her a birthday gift you know I love my mom and so I wrote her the coupon book did you ever do that I'll wash the dishes I'll do the laundry I'll kill dad for you the true story did you really you really gave her a coupon that said I'll feel bad for you cuz you know my dad was kind of uh you know my dad was a great guy in all our he was a famous musician really with Hoagy Carmichael oh he played oh yeah but long before I was born you know and he was a great and he would he like to drink and so he would always sing to my mom when things he was that kind of it was a very grumpy how many I had grumpy dad yeah you know I never won one argument with my dad no as soon as I got close you guys that right Louie you think you know what you're talking about yeah I do I know I'm talking about yeah yeah yeah I'm right about this well have you ever been pinned down by a sniper in France I'm never when did your dad ever find out your dad I hope didn't find out that you were I promised your mom dad good he found out he well my mom said Louie that's an inappropriate coupon I go what the dishes one you wouldn't really kill your father would ja I do it for you MA there's no expiration date on that cookie yeah yeah one day came home my brother Tommy was eating ice cream and I go oh this is not good cuz we don't eat the ice cream during the day and I opened the door and I hear my dad there he is hit man Louie he called you hit man I love that yeah you're gonna kill me Louie Here I am and he charged me for a whole year you know we'd go out and my dad was kind you know he would always introduce all the kids in the family all 11 all 11 as my son Canton my daughter Rhea my son Roger and my daughter Mary my son Jimmy my daughter Shanna my son Tommy my daughter Lisa that's my daughter Sheila hey there's hit man Louie Louie you got your coupon book will ya watch I'm living on borrowed time yeah

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Id: AGhRnK156jg

Length: 6min 20sec (380 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 13 2019