Loot Crate, Mystery Box and Treats May 2017 | Ashens

bloody hell are we still doing these her handbag yes it is lootcrate time again well actually I wanted to get a little bit earlier because as I said in previous months I'm trying to catch up with the fact that I'm quite late with them but I was somewhat scuppered by the fact that I Mountain lose my voice for several days and in fact it's still not quite working properly so I might sound a bit weird on this actually had it come back almost entirely on Saturday and then going to talk at the Norwich gaming festival and it totally killed it again but hey I'll just have to keep doing horrible noisy coughs there did you enjoy that right what's in loot crate this month this month's theme is a thing I'm getting weird cuts on the top of the box I don't you can form this out into later a life-size model of Diogenes or something anyway let's have a little chat inside and we can hazard a guess I can I trying to guess what the theme is actually well we're starting off with how it's destiny I know I said art is in front of known it blue destiny just from cuts in the box anyway cue fig time again everyone we've had a lot of these race near me it's rocket and Groot from guardians of the galaxy to I was able to say well they looked about the same in the first one but of course groups looks completely different due to being a massive tree in the first one and a little cute guy in the second one and yeah I mean I would always say about these things they're much better than Funko pops and stuff but still that big head aesthetic which does nothing for me whatsoever also as I've said before these queue figs keep turning up in B&M bargains here in the UK for a couple of quid still with the loot crate exclusive verse stick on usually although this one doesn't have one you'll notice but it is an adult collectible not intended for use by children children oozmas particle accelerators it never ends well also I've had several reports that the old Tewfik things you've gotten to loot crate's like the deadpool ones that have turned up in certain pound worlds i don't know if that's true that i haven't been able to actually go and check in my local one will have been check all those wonder they didn't have them but I have seen photographs Oh hmm jury's out you never know right rockets and greets you get over there and I'll sell you later please release the goodie of the Goonies not the goodies that would be astonishing if you don't know what the goodies was it's no seventies television program in the UK sort of comedy thing aimed at a young audience and sorry popper at the time and really does not stand up at all and watch them again recently it wasn't good anyway have a couple of classic bits also the goodies is I think the only television program in history where somebody actually died laughing watching it of sequence where some people are beating each other up with big black puddings and yeah he was some overly tickled by it and died laughing at it which I don't know if you're a comedy writers a hell of a thing to say something died laughing at my material but equally they filled it bad on it right the Goonies never say die 'it no die and he is a skull and crossbones no skull and cross scimitars cutlass that's the word I'm looking for skull and cross'd cutlasses The Goonies never say die surely if the Goonies always refers to themselves as Goonies rather than the Goonies I mean I've been gone right but hey it's a nice 80s reference shirt I like the ones that aren't blacks it makes a difference and yeah things nice and soft as well that's good like that shirt I'll wear that for some point oh my god there's not much else indirectly art of coloring star wars 30 images to inspire creativity it's one of these man dollar coloring books well some ways just like a normal kids coloring book looking out and yeah you can go in and color them and it's not rattling pages and 40 by 30 images there we are I must say that I did buy a book remarkably similar to this recently for 2 pounds actually let's jump Carl we're gonna get it boom here it is art therapy Star Wars an anti-stress coloring book I'm totally sure it would stop stressed as I used to cover some stuff guys a bit of mindfulness or something isn't it no I basically bought it it was to quit as though some of the designs in fact it was quite cool design you ready no not Yoda heads that's creepy who weird Vader thing but yeah it's very nice that's far more xxx left and hmm-hmm is the same company originally this was 11 pounds oh bloody oh then spin that on it and it's been half that on it mmm now as a Disney press and this one is Edgemont but hey could just be different publishers for different regions of the world for these things do occur oh well a bloody helmet we've got pencils to rinse it off and right so these are just colored pencils presumably for use for the coloring book and the way that wasn't actually in the lead crate and a sharpener yeah last month we had the x-files branded pencil to me which incidentally I sold for 10 pounds can you believe that it was like I got more of that than anything else in the building and another one all your favorite colors babies diarrhea blood neon I mean it's at 80s actually of that color and yes I'm charmed in there just sort of generic really and cheap & Beezley quality of UNAMI got a loot crate logo on the box for some reason of absolutely matters and yeah that's when I can see what they put them in for that reason and to be fair is probably cost them very very little as they are generic other than the box so oh I don't think that's taken away from anything else in there although having said that there's no bugger all we've got the pin badge all its Aang sorry on or ever they told you in that awful awful M night Shyamalan film of the last airbender there with his big arrow going into Avatar mode what everybody did again that's a really really nice batch they've really knocking at the park with his recently so he does the point that last month's had the loot crate logo on again but they have stopped their evil ways and gone back to just really nice piece I remember to one side and give it to somebody who likes Avatar more than I did and properly washed it it looks very good and that it was a missed destiny three patch set okay I'm going to get those patches in here and there will be a positive number of them probably an integer between two and four projects - yeah - well hunter warlock and hit and runs Android and yeah that's high on badges that once all very plain-looking ones actually useful for cosplayers I suppose well hmm that's not much is it that's one of those things that yeah well it doesn't feel to advertise in the sense that they are you know decent items but um so there'd be a bit more in depth than that but nevermind and the but always Guardians this most half hence current reality and the really things are doing I really cannot be asked with first have a quick look at the book god I was fun with it and that's it a little bit lackluster this month you basically get good t-shirt one of them figures thin coloring book a couple of badges and some pencils that was know so well I was hoping to get something Batman so that I can segue into talking about our sequels podcast of which the latest episode is about Batman Forever and if I haven't we haven't heard me talk about it before its podcast we do where we have two teams and they are given a film but the film is a sequel to a good film but the figure itself was not very good it was disappointing and we come up with pictures for ideas for making the wasn't a for making the sequel better really we pitch entirely different ideas how we think the sequel should have been and it's all very good fun that's prison very popular and we're all very happy about it you can find it at sequel eise's dot-com and you can get on iTunes and stitcher and all them things what do podcasts like wait for it boom this thing is massive and quite heavy right so this is a bit different than normal this isn't something that was sent in I actually bought it locally from the film and television store in Norwich what is it called the television film store I can't remember anyway I bought it there and it was 20 pounds and it's really big and quite heavy as I think I just said and basically I think they had stock out back it wasn't selling for one reason or another so they just stuck loads of it in boxes and selling more cheap which is the kind of thing that interests me and look he's got an L on it that means the t-shirt inside is large or t-shirts possibly I don't know but I'm quite interested to see what's in it and had it sticking around a while so I've been a good boy not given in to temptation but what is in the amazing mystery box they did say in the shop that the contents are incredibly variable because a lot of the stuff they've put in the box like they just didn't have another one off so could be could be interesting right we all good doctors a lot of Stephanie man right well let's start off with a game pack of Star Wars pocket model collectibles car didn't we got some of these are lucre like years ago today and they used to be in pound line before that works I trust in those fingers retinas and oh good lord World of Warcraft Mega Bloks serum I did these once didn't I on a blind bag thing oh no oh my goodness so we see which one it is go on it's no pointer holding a track for a blind bag episodes really go it is it is an elf of some type and Night Elf I believe and look he's got his stick because he's probably like a druid or an aircraft controller or a lollipop lady right next t-shirt with Hannibal on that in the Mads Mikkelsen television series hmm interesting the sort of white t-shirts with a picture of him on being creepy and as it goes down you can see musculature is revealed to give a more creepy look that's hmm oh yeah I mean I hear it's quite a good series I've seen it but is it something's really want a t-shirt or fine let me guess what I did instead well next up for Jurassic world t-shirt right let's all say at the same time I wish it was Jurassic Park but it isn't still good design it still good logo and just different color than a different word on here next oh my god DC universe White Lantern Sinestro versus green print man then some designs on those I could chill they are giant square hands and missing fingers and stuff climbing wristband and game sometime know they're just collectibles you don't get Superman versus bizarro Deathstorm versus firestorm all your favorite storms and the flash versus Captain Boomerang Captain Boomerang being a joke character for years it seems we've got a bit more life after and Suicide Squad the movie well not something I'm taking enjoyed the designs off but they're all right I suppose I've got a friend who likes Green Lantern that will be going his word whether he wants it or not next up Marvel heroes contains one figurine and each table in that is interesting very interesting right that is going to be put to one side and use for blind bag video in the future I've got to get back into blind bag videos because I've got like 300 blind bags on the ridiculous they're taking over my life things another t-shirt anonymous next up oh it's a day lick which is like a Dalek except pronounced incorrectly and talk to who logo when is it sort of very interested very nice notebook I can argue that I like ones that held shut by elastic I find a very practical good stuff oh god lot of bobbleheads why is it Sons of Anarchy uh-huh so I haven't seen that that one is quite obviously Ron Perlman the heads must be good scalps don't recognize any of the others let's see if you do beard man Ron Perlman lady other beard man they're all your favors them Jax teller clay morrow Gemma teller-morrow so you're both their surnames bushy married to one not that sounds confusing and Opie Winston bad they are in real IBS I didn't recognize him the other actors my dude I probably would recognize him GT onomatopoeia took a little bit but that is clearly one Pearlman good work sculpting men but yeah they're all bobble heads complete like goblets absolutely interest in that never seen television show but if you're a fan of such things well good for you know my god I just spit me mug well blimey and I thought anything with millions on Souls but is no stage from the first film thank you so much it was an exciting interesting if he's just literally a standard mug yep it's got one of the hair blokes with one eye just a friendly bellow and and another global to ours very festive probably jokes wet farts and alarms in there somewhere well never turn a mug down next oh my flippin art this is one of the Doctor Who new adventures things them gladly have the old paperbacks from the 80s Doctor Who and the Cybermen by Jerry Davis that's a pretty early incarnation of the Cybermen where there are basically men in tin foil suits with a baking tray strap to them crikey a mystery virus is wreaking havoc among the crew of the apps weather control station on the moon while investigations into the strange disease are in progress International Space headquarters earth or oshi for short puts the entire moon basin task wycked strict quarantine the doctor and his companions included yeah because like a [ __ ] transdimensional time machine and just piss off everyone to make matters worse moon base personnel inexplicably vanish and vital weather control equipment is sabotaged who is responsible will decide length of their only cover me the director of the base respects the Time Traveler's the doctor fears of the ruthless the evil side amenable guess we're less consoles hand UK one pound fifty might kill Jesus from the eighties and all the pictures I want to see the picture where's the picture go on I kept a store at I'm Rosa yeah we all right what's the Cybermen of course many crap looking spaces have got there org elvish foal in the head and that's all you get that'll keep out the death of space the graviton room I do miss having a graviton room in the house but you know the prices these days you just can't afford right well we got them you know novelization cover at 1974 my god and this yeah this was reprinted 1984 SAT look that line is actually the 1975 predates all the new adventures crikey well that's the thing is the action adaptation of the old episode I don't know and I don't care enough to look next up there's a thing advertising things subscribe or you can commit online subscribe online receive two t-shirts instead of one already onto the amazing mystery box took a while there we are there's a URL I didn't know that what's in yours that's what we're looking at Oh Goods more despicable me stuff little badges I cry those ones and become an interesting design the nice way of doing it as opposed to just a picture over one the middle for you that's not an excitement greatly oh pens and there's two things at least yeah things just - we have troubles the Clone Wars a with an older second wave clone true to that well it's chunky pain to the rubber bit and another one just with a different design and the first word clone troopers mmm that they're Clone Wars series not only a fan of that quite like rebels but what's in a clan wars was not very good probably got better as it went along love the original and tatarskiy stuff you know the Samurai Jack looking it's Bob's oh very interesting and good fun but then the actual CGI Fingal and that awful film they had released to the cinema my god actually couldn't sit anyway oh and no more clones Anakin Yoda clone troopers there we aren't just engaging and realized and it's slightly spangly but there's no quibble effect to it and there was a CGI version of all of them and you could use it to put your mouse on and then wonder why didn't have a nice mount something would better frankly and finally oh my god right what item left is massive good lord it is a Star Trek messenger bag type thing based on comic books I would guess because it says 15 cents of the top Vudu from across space it makes it deadly mark on what we do strange letting it fly me well I'm sure this have been 120 that's right not a bad-size a new bigger size fits an a4 folder you mean you used to make small ones that didn't fit an a4 folder I'll bet they were useful oh well that's really good yes music not for me it's gold key yes there's a comic thing in it no Lisa don't tick that off now but do you get the impression well that's a thing in it was that worth 20 pounds I don't really know um certainly was to me so let's do a video about it but I'm very pleased with that bag and I might actually read that novel or something I might not be quite entertaining away I really like this book as well the Doctor Who notebook there and oh yeah quite looking forward to doing that Marvel figurine blind bag at some point and that t-shirt is pretty good I'm not so convinced about the Hannibal one anyway jump cut for snack time I've put together the world of warcraft' figure it looks like this I must say the rubber on these their shoulder pad has got a bit sort of dusty and weird as if it might have been those packets for a very long time who knows not me because I've got treats to try explore the world through food I don't want to treat significant to take a sense a ball hang on you know just open it up that you rather handy nice thing that Garry Larry boards me if such chaos I can go Eric right um enough to open it remember to cut the solar tape on all these things right which month is it this year no wait which figures did know which plate did Gunners get it right which country does this stuff come from this back which year does this hat in brothel form right it is The Cliffs of Moher in Ireland ma ha ha ha I'm going to I can't do that voice for mobile is going to Ikea didn't work hello from treats there's one snacks come to you from the Republic of Ireland there's going to be some tato crisps in here in fact I've listened to seen them into mister musculars over whatever's so Oh No well the problem in Ireland has a place like this is it's just going to be stuff I can buy in the u k-- anyway for your flake because she our bloody L rotten custard creams so balban's or something yeah oh bloody hell are so exciting if you're like in a marital or something that literally buy any of these in the shop up the road big lips and now in Jacob marries up nuts that's interesting I've never heard of those it might sell them here I don't know and some bloody Hulu yeah Kiyo's shamrock and sour cream ok that's interesting that is not a [ __ ] right and Kato cheese and onion they're tato crystal really really good except for the ones I had that time embedded in chocolate and another system I haven't tried out the O'Donnell's of Tipperary it's a long way Hickory barbecue flavor right well I'm not going to in a video just uh [ __ ] but I'm not gonna eat twiglets in literally a slight innovative my arms in America is to love flakes and missed them great because you couldn't get them over there at the time we used to send them to her but progress only people flakes is they crumble to bits like that's part of the advertised and look the crumbly afloat yes to milk chocolate such a shame then they invented flakes with chocolate on the outside just kept the solid and she was very pleased and what are they called twelve is that book twelve our camera that Friday feeling when all your teeth disintegrates you've got Cunningham honeycomb was there top of the oil rights to blessings on isn't shaken up in the mail right right we're going to do the crisps and these two biscuits I'll start with this custard creams because they want you around probably not sold here with that on you know different currents ending up looks very much like a standard custard cream it is a biscuit with a creamy custard stuff inside today she's like a normal custard cream perfectly good whereas get in Sophia I'm not even gonna bother junk items and go through the more links and Sally's Marietta biscuits traditional plain biscuits could only be in turn on a traditional airplane Sam what's the deal here no good job I've got my stab stab knife knife my god now they're out they just look like rich tea biscuits I don't have to eat this touch screen then we shall see hmm okay so there's maybe um just you know I've got something custard cream left in my mouth so it's impairing the taste lightly just a rich tea biscuit yep what what what word all right Kate oh jeez I never had these before I'm actually mad they're just nice crisps with cheese and onion flavor just good quality right now this will be more interesting shorting shamrock and sour cream it sounds like a really weird musical gear Oh smells of most crisp slightly frozen up look like they've been rolled in the grass a bit which is always nice hmm not entirely unlike those sour cream Pringles and links but with a slight sort of tangy kick to them they're very nice I've got to say I didn't know shamrocks edible don't really know anything about shamrock at all other than the fact I really like the name spud man oh now we're talking field Middleton variety lady Claire comes by Chris thanks bud nav I would think spud NAB's our superhero who now somewhere saying no thanks needed citizen spud map away and then he flies off to see where's more potatoes of B grunts right Oh donald's of Tipperary good huntin free handcuffs crisps Hickory barbecue players no times like that there's no spud nabbing this unwelcome actors no that's that name Chris hmm oh that's Pleasant they're quite subtle BBQ flavour crisps usually quite overpowering but mmm fairly subtle well they've got sort of quite thick really nice to taste the crispy or the potato puffs as well that's very good they're very good crisps well done Oh Donald you have impressed us and win this half of a biscuit use it wisely for not many have such powers you know what because I'm going to be missing at most of the box because it's just stuff I'm going to go and find so I can remember where I put it I've got it to hand down now I haven't junk up here we go so these are not retreat box I can't remember where these came from but I've had some sick man for a couple of months I don't go off until August wrap snacks wavy fabulous is that a thing is that like his name rather than fabulous New York Deli cheddar wavy potato crisps designed by myself well I've got no idea who that feller is but using hip-hop rap man one would guess stop trying to skip the struggle that's where character is built the hunger for more is created the lessons for success are taught so embrace it feed off it learn from it and then overcome it so you can become it fabulous yes that's in there you're going to be honest they're just bloody crisps mate calm down Stella make New York cheddar sorry dill each other New York dough because it's a confusing man as cheesy do these things no not much at all actually there seems to be a lot of them you know very sort of heavily colored yellow stuff on them Oh Oh thing potato doesn't taste that great so it has been reconstituted from something probably bigger potatoes and it doesn't really taste the cheese and a white taste of just sort of salt and stuff Lee I'm not very impressed with those these are very cheap can you taste cheap whereas these tasted super exam expensive and luxury and posh you have failed us fabulous even though you may have a very expensive gold chain and a really quite a few little much but your crisps are substandard at best well those the thing wasn't it these are lots of trinkets for later such live inform [Music] you [Music]

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Length: 27min 8sec (1628 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 07 2017