Eli's Subscription Box | Barshens

it's bloody unboxing time is it what we are boxing will Russians hi you've come up with a business plan for your own subscription box yes I I see these boxes they look like a walk in the park to throw together and I've got all sorts of stuff which I could put in a box don't know what we call it something like Eli's bric-a-brac bull sack or something like that yeah yeah yeah or you know bollocks it's my bum bag or something like that right well the name will make them stand out yeah money the crowds right actually yes and you yeah thank a coffin there is it anyway yeah that's probably we can get we can get an A later nearly fifteen four months Thompson you wanker girlfriend yeah yeah okay so they waited like subscription boxes basically yellow those do typically this is your version of it some of random Goods random good hand tool and it some have food some have vintage toys don't make and all sorts of crap on it right it's let's get this show on the road right our producers come up with this extremely imaginative elide box so that just was a working title dive in definitely legit things yeah Eli box Wow such delights this exists madam that's my favorite 60 pounds oh you're pricing it quite high I'm 50 pounds listen people are not going to mind paying 50 quid quality skate after its source to personally buy me over the years and rummaged out of the bedroom in a panic at its 11:30 this morning open the flap I'm slightly worried here oh god there isn't stuff in here all right I'm gonna go from this first item number one which is taking that well so this is a bit coaster it's kind of a can be can be used as a coaster oh yeah this one its plastic and it has something Slade yeah some naked tomfoolery going on in a Greek or Grecian possibly setting and if you have genitalia yes yes he does oh yes he does yep yeah this is an x-rated bull sack yeah wow that's astonishing it I love the way the Bombers [ __ ] the head without oh no it is a piece of tourist stuff from Greece I'm going to be honest the nudity thing may cause your problem alone okay okay well always a demographic we can deal with that later but just in terms of the concept how about that we for what did it do it you can use it as a coaster it's decorative and you know they're the original superheroes they said from Greek mythology I don't know why you going to battle completely naked you know guess how hard he is yeah mama if he said odd he'd had a bigger Johnny he looks like he's got a microphallus I mean honestly I'm not I mean I'm not huge but [ __ ] I know right come on Oh like a phallus I've quite a weak item there okay here we go don't to worry oh my what is gillies wicked ah look at that do the hokey-cokey with your friends vinyl thing there is a vinyl comeback is very reputable vinyl is on a comeback everyone loves a bit of vinyl you know you've got the dance moves on the back put your left leg in unless they get me a scary snowman and put yourself about yeah how grotty and scary to those snowman look when they don't have any legs and therefore likely Ricky's put your left leg in I've got a poor man cosplayer you know man yeah it's awful in the back of it it's dreadful this record was a novelty hit obviously put out Christmas and there's been some controversy over the years because the lead singer sounds a lot like Ian Dury of Blockheads Fame and he never confirmed or denied that during his life so bit of intrigue in the bot right yeah yeah it's not naked so yes as art so we've got no much may another serious moment here we go oh look at this the moodle's now look at that what kind of noodle is that he's flavored ramen oh yeah look for cheese powder mix inside we're going to look for it but yeah boy obviously Mohammed and you say these are no cheating it's like a cheap poor man's a spongebob on the front there winking pull my hair yeah yeah so these are Korean I think they are Korean and the brand cat pals Oh fun and young fun and young together of us well this cage I mean this is typically fun look it's did slices of the Swiss cheese on the noodle crazy German suggestion but you know you might think oh this is some kind of novelty item and it's disgusting you know in its very essence maybe not pal dough make another noodle so I'm very fond of called the goon tang the Gucci said beef oriental flavor Boomtown Rats Goom tang which is a very is a classy noodle okay so I'm the other got a high hopes for this and this will be in the in Eli's box obviously but also on upcoming episodes of our cheap show podcast I will be tasting this on the cheap each section so a little plug that you've just admitted it was cheap wait wait was cheap it was very cheap next up we hope good what is that it's it's a boiled child who is strangling a rabbit extremely something if I wasn't I thought you'd like this suet sir you were wrong you were I mean you talk about you know bad paint jobs look at that this is some dead stock from some toy company in Mexico in the 1940s that really has strangled the rabbit yeah it's a Randi hanging from a Christmas tree I'm scoring only like others just broken a little bit throughout the ground inside okay also holding weird metal flowers I'm very scared by this point is getting worse um that's great who wouldn't want that in their box also you got a pair of testicles around an egg oh god yes yes my ex used to live with his artist and he collected all strange toys yeah and I found a communist Tory gave it to him all I got in return with this piece of crap but never mind I hate you Nigel thank you Nigel the comment at 11:00 oh we got ya really we'll see ya know not you lose them slightly dusty oh those are brats ear muffs rat Zilla - give them back to the brunt alright okay so good is moving on you like it yeah anybody yeah there you go come on there we just proved it has every ear wax from a dead child yeah so you got the Bratz logo there and I'm not sure Brett's is really a brand that resonates with the subscription box guys these days yeah also filthy things you put new your ears generally quite low down on the list of well I can't wash them just get some another item out all right I'm gonna go for Oh God ah okay bitter it's actually called bitter look a bitter well I see you've got a lot of taste and bits of chocolate and this is the absolute she's will Alico chocolate it's good is what I meant by that yeah yeah ellika right give it as a ransom for you boil it slightly more chocolate with pistachio and honestly is fantastic and I think all the subscribers will love this right and while you're doing that I've just noticed quite listen it isn't it's your cassette thing then I agree now I thought I had no idea with this ad you know this is one item from a modular set sorry a holster few cassette you could give them one of these one month and another one the next month then it collects have like a whole bullet note put of a tattoo and they could get modular on its ass and I like the degree they'll never have any pissing cassettes because we're decades I think I could do two cassettes this is how you really mean they're like you know doing one of these and then you give them matter like it's cassette the next time then you put the cassette in here they go that value yeah Tata's modular value you've got a real selection of food like chocolate use the truffles all right chocolate yeah right but and again dark chocolate is a hard sell people yeah like the milky stuff classic item yeah that's value oh yeah there's a bangle that's available everything I walk like an Egyptian we're here spangled Stephanie your ankle or you could put it on your ankle or your wrist or anything I've sold that from a call center I worked it when I one was claiming it okay so there you go so it might be hard to produce those on that now there's only the t-shirt in one of these we are going on our John's it's a vest it is an event a policy look at the blueness of that that's that flew polity to you and yeah come on leg question really the ribbon is behind on the front it's got a nice ribbed familiar ribbed corduroy effect brilliants we've got a major ribbed for her pleasure and one side is that one size fits all oh yeah now I think it's a media but you know think about this you know size fits nobody yeah you could put that on stick the brats earmuffs on and go dancing in the rain you rely in a box then yeah you got your Inlet we like it would you well I don't want to go near that no dress ha ha that's kind of unholy well buckle it oh hang on Fred feeds design classics it's a classic says Fred Fievel is that it's a clutch plug it's a rubber plug with no choice I think yet just a plug well it's a design classic you know you display that on your wall it was made in 1998 yeah an interesting the retro smells run and made in England your guarantee that it won't last feed also was the name of the capital city of Naboo in Star Wars thank you I have no no that's a number 52 plug Oh what was our clear air you know yeah number 51 plug this in 52 that's that's interesting right I've got I've doubled up on the noodles now you may even remember this because I've mentioned them before this is the absolute bad boy knodel by nishan who are like up there right this is your black garlic oil tonkatsu flavor that is a beaut yeah yeah you might get on a coil you yeah it's got a little sachet of black garlic oil in there that's it yeah beautiful for a little egg with it you can put some egg de you pimp that [ __ ] with the spring onions although I haven't tried the cheese this I can guarantee is delicious so you know there's some value there and it's from this answer not only do they make cars they'll think they may go speed up some noodles and the other ferry Super Ball super wasn't exactly bouncy ball oh it feels quite hard Rebecca oh wow and we're really bouncy yeah Super Bowl is the original 1950s bouncy ball toy product yeah you could take someone's eye out you know toys used to be good toy see all these are actual dangerous it's quite heavy for I say 50 pounds if I start I look a bit like a bargain Mac is it that is a Game Boy Color game Oh Game Boy colored one mary-kate and Ashley 's winner's circle and Nellie 398 Nintendo yep they've got some horses they're in a circle one of them's winning does it come with the Game Boy Color do you mean I wanna push that now that they do much you put gameboy color game some of the nostalgia boxes really there is a precedent that's why I chose market research come on it is a terrifying picture it looks like they're bursting out of another dimension it doesn't it riding horses and ether they came out as eternal beings from the other side of reality didn't they recently I thought that was melon Kim Oh yet mannequins yes all sachets of ketchup we've got some ketchup packet oh yeah good atactic now look at that that is what unusual yes and I thought I could have a little description in the box of where I got those I'm Bob Lowe's I got those from the cafe next to the thames barrier so it's like this it's quite nice sure cific ketchup packet yeah I can look it look like now I'm not talking about [ __ ] amplitude what's your problem well right if I mention of the post they're going to get squashed you can end up with everything covered in ketchup how will you fund them that's going to spray ketchup love although the other way right so that means yeah there's some good stuff in there ever get an apple I've seen every would like I'm at the bottom yet oh my god want this right we've got here balloon a balloon oh no what about yellow look at the nostalgia Lajoie my box is bringing and look at the filth encrusted I'll go out and put on me or any way shape or form one of those rocket balloon yeah yeah well yeah what you blow up and it just shoots awfully strong as yet and then get stuck in the dog's eye on coming at ya not again better that is that's value look at the fun to be had it may I suggest that you back do get some of the dirt off it before you send it to people all right what else you got in there oh well detector I know it from a unique location or now that's from the same location go yeah great great yeah oh my god man this was no key knock so cube yeah good see it's a backhoe products that's it okay okay and it's all night it's carved you know where did you get that it looks like it's from a little leprechaun funny you say that yes it's clear called McGuire's leprechauns not really much what every Irish name so we're not only getting surely merchandise for getting appalling lies yeah amazing you said yeah sure yeah right it's a metal one it's a bit of quality that isn't it happy new year happy new year 2008 from Outback it's not like a restaurant in America the outback restaurants all their goods Eileen same you know yeah yeah they know what they're famous for steak a bloomin onion oh yes yes yes there's bright onion in a petal shape I was out picking flowers out and it's deep-fried they should have put that on their badge that we want well what have you actually got on the depicted oh that's bad just a baby running away wallet and as god god is a koala i think i think this is the old that's the old near that's the new year and they are koala tomorrow at noon this was made at the pin centre as they're very keen on repeatedly telling you but just again you know pin centre quality item that do anything else only have a lot of things don't want to pull out one is that a novelty eraser where we have a yeah normally sandwich array so now that classy it's you know this is the one thing that might get this going yeah I don't know raises like that they never tend to work I know you're looking for rubbing at your mistakes with no matter it is in itself a mr. gray these are tomato and lettuce and some bread in this collectible jolly Japanese I think mine was all sort of under my finger box now same day no to come with sanitizers okay it could do ya wanna yeah that is a heck of a thing there you go from a wackos calm that's good now what we got there oh I actually support this is a bisque off low hell is it really that would be good in the box if you can't get those in the shop I would say you can get them from only fund like certain coffee shop yeah and you never know before you've ordered in there whether you're going to get one of these or not you might going to be piercing your overjoyed so then whoever little geeky crackin is opening this [ __ ] box is that the target market if you know that explain why they get here and what you happen to be on crack to enjoy winner's circle I would buy this box for that alone this coffee look at that that's a bloody quality I've got two questions about this service let's collaborate is up and you can potentially win one of 5,000 menu coffee machines are beautiful so that really get those codes that they send out in the boxes for games and stuff yeah there we are I hope that code into steam and a biscuit might come out your CD Drive yeah I'm gonna work on wack and that ain't no last item so what do you think guys did you know that you can buy entire packets of these in pound lines like really big ones any other deflating comment you want to say about the stuff in my yeah the mass of it smelly it and yeah the muskan doesn't have to be smelly I know I can clean my mark okay like whether you open them up yeah maybe come back to us again so to know look how much allure this is how many of them do you actually have I have any infinite amount of them did not have it in five nine thousand five of them five of them so what happens if you get 15 orders a month and see I rejoice and I employ someone to make these but like a 3d printer yeah get really pretty so anything's possible if you're not such a naysayer eli's box could be I'm just sick and sick of trying to convince you guys in this [ __ ] you know I'm going to go I'm going to go to do my own box you just did that's what this one I'll show to somebody likes it honestly just flowed away fine I'm keeping the rubber yeah quite like these must let see I'm gonna have a Game Boy Color game as well nice and we fell burly I'm gonna grab a light ball now get the [ __ ] ball [Music] that value modular value classic item that's valid diabolically there's some value there that's value it's a bit of quality that isn't it it's all of the item there now that's classy bloody call it a good wouldn't want that in their box

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Length: 17min 52sec (1072 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 10 2017