Link builds worst mechanism ever

oh [ __ ] holy [ __ ] the contraption you know what Chad to celebrate we're gonna cook a meal because we have in-flight service okay cook easy game frozen pizza before your solar construct as a jobless way I'll keep an eye out our creators get the specific orders I chose to not ask but it still told me Nintendo please let's go with my hand you first climbing is not hard on this game at all I did it I think they buffed climbing like it feels like I climbed so much faster I will try using Ocarina of Time flute sorry for backseating Fred have you tried using my skin flute sorry for back sitting is the water down here oh I see water is that what sureless water that's water that's guaranteed water let's check it out oh it whatsoever not water I I don't know what's done I saw something shining some Reflections in the ground okay someone said oddly satisfying bridge I agree I saw this this is all oh I see I see see truth it will see through that's why I thought it was the shiny and I always like the right direction no it's water it's water no it was actually just more sky foreign oh they burned oh clever clever game design Nintendo what the hell made me feel smart by just being a [ __ ] ah I said vertical slick and hard to climb out oh did they nerfed it even more really why climbing these things seems to be funny you can't do it anymore can I hello maybe it needs fire let's see uh-huh you you actually had to talk to him okay oh open oh I'm pretty sure I can get it in there into the waterfall there's a waterfalling tutorial there's there there's definitely something inside the waterfall if we crash on the thing over there it's gonna hit this part of the boat and the boat's gonna like drink a bit watch that's the part of the boat that will hit something first and when it does Chad mark my words inshallah it will go to the woods fall yeah this is this is perfect let's see where I end up now does it turn why is it turning to the left oh good he's he's good waterfall what's inside okay never mind it was nothing that was cracked that was cracked cold increasing movements but yeah please move a speed and thrust resistance let's go Gordon Ramsay streamer hello always never mind it's just healing fruit I ruined it it's over too many effects so a dish there's one thing it can't do two or three one dish for each thing you won't speed you move you can speed this she wants resist to make a resist dish what what is Hello holy furry gold people hello source of the right arm okay that's what the choice looks like okay they're stalls I guess you go to the stone it's an entire drj fan base for saying two words yep but it's actually three it's rock and stone you are very good at slamming in this game holy let's see do we have the same external destroying system as we did before Oh you just teleport now or do you uh uh they're different well I just gotta think like okay how do you rotate okay all right sure I just have to figure out how to rotate man [Music] oh my God I sold the puzzle what if then we uh rotated it will now come observe okay leave it like that I'm so clever dude how does it do it wow he is too smart actually what a perfect construct I just made what a perfect little thing now what what is the objective what am I trying to do to get over I'm trying to get over okay and the game just gives you the solution please come back jump oh my God all right all right I'm clever we clever and orb can I make some more logs yep sure can all right I solved the puzzle hey let's go no can we can we detach no no no no no no no shut shut off hold up wait a minute let them cook let them cook okay front Okay okay it's dropped it's dropped uh rare aha it's what the [ __ ] what does he get what's for me man I want to make a fan you know it said I could make a fan so we found like this I made a fan it's over I mean I I like successfully made okay let's try it out of their boat let's try not tomorrow bro my fan okay go no okay that's that's not the solution I don't think that's the solution stupid ass worked it worked it worked anyways it worked anyways my Contraption worked anyways so uh anyways fat link okay perfect don't get better than this got the boat on the ready like I gotta get down there at the same time as bringing the uh the thing the contraption that sounds great thank you nope there were more there were more there were more there were more hold up Chad I just it is decoration it's decoration this is decoration don't worry about it we're just decorating the ship there you go see wonderful and now I'm growing dish the sale of the boat because then it gets in the way of the cable there however with my Innovations okay what you gonna do over here instead it's a multi-purpose boat friend of you saying oh the weight will be different on each side don't worry about it because we're future proofing the boat with an additional hook look at this [Music] we're good to go there ain't no way they win this actually okay okay okay no don't worry about it nope it's fine it's fine we'll just have to we'll just have to fix it or did the wind change oh the wind change hold up no we just have to wait for the right moment it was not fake sale okay we lose weight we'll wait for the sale we'll wait for the sale hello oh oh it's happening it's happening it stopped blowing crab initiate here we go here we go hey all right here we go this guy is too smart I can't grab it while you're standing on it I guess in Isa shrine cool you can just give anything you attach something to an equipped weapon oh my God you needed that to make the fan I already figured this out and the game was like no you need to talk to to your to your wife to do it okay all right boys new weapon just wrapped gigantic Boulder okay [Music] keys are in the game now cool chat it gets better if Nintendo does not allow me to do this I'm going to sue them God damn it I cannot put a chest on my claimer this game is garbage 0 out of 10. oh the mimic blade is not real I wonder I am I opened Nintendo went far with some of the puzzles related to that like if we if we have to combine a lot of these mechanics that would be funny oh Mike what is he she's gonna take me wait oh this is different so if I just go here I jump on this thing all right now you go for this don't attach don't attach we can just climb up like this oh okay I mean sure don't mind if I do oh is there a limit there there appears to be a limit I think this is the limit although I can't put them higher but if I put it slightly lower yeah we can still use them yeah I can't go higher if wait a minute hold up let me cook let me cook we're up here now that's good that's good that's the thing however check this out we're going to connect pieces of wood and create you're not going to believe this a bridge super long bridge that's gonna reach all the way up there Yep they're just thick and I wonder if there's a limo number how much the connection attached together let's find it whatever that limit is I'm I'm down to find it I am so I can't find that limit right now let's do that they have to kill this guy it's not because I want to loot or anything but because I want more trees there's two over there [ __ ] get erect this this bad this bad uh both are Epic they're so broken ax do not break please uh you had one drop very good it's like super effective but it works all right have they made link truly too powerful average bad dragon dildo yo yep yep yep uh a rock what's under the rock though korok yes [Music] that's still a thing every time you add those you just give them a concussion holy moly it's it worked this was the most powerful thing oh the link is a [ __ ] though it's hard to control him come on come on was it all worth it yeah I think so okay we're good we're good we're good who needs a master sword master lock say do we have a bridge long enough to get over there immediately well yes I think we do it's the game what's this just don't go in the red light oh I damn okay wrong thing whoops [Music] didn't I always stand in there what's up I'm one hit man I'm one hit it's [ __ ] it's it's over that's actually pretty cool boss though oh oh did I get him I think I did cool very nice now we can eat uh yummy food fan a solenoid device that produces wind to transport objects and generate thrust wait wasn't there a place that had like some enemies on top of like a slippery thing I could probably just reuse the bridge to get up there though come on Ain't No Way really yeah we can generate we can region and stamina on it that's nice oh [Applause] link come on God damn it we can do this we can do this okay we're up easy game I am very clever look at this in fact so clever that I can solve children's puzzles how did he do it is that not good enough for you I'm not leaving without this guy we are bringing it home ah how can I bring this with me hold up what if I start by climbing up here actually step one planted this come on come on there's certain death below him he's worth fully aware of this but this is all for the greater Bridge portable pot just right just right all right here we go see I'll see look at that those are Glacier those are like ice walls and you can't actually claim those unless you're me you become prepared to the to the north and you make it to the shrine no problem go ahead go ahead do it I'll do the funny thing I just press a a bunch of times [Music] oh this game is broken okay there we go it's that it's as simple as that truly yep yep yep yep yep yep surely I can climb if I'm one centimeter off on this dude I'm gonna be upset yes what's in here hold up is that a maggot he shoots right didn't I hit the weak spot or whatever I thought I did goodbye it's a like like light like Zone a strange round Stone of a light like made of crystallized inner fluids is a good ingredients for elixirs very nice let's uh take some spices it ain't much but it's hard work literally like it's just hard work there's ain't much either but hey we're doing it let's attach this to have counterweight on top so here's how this works Chad the counterweights are doing their job and I will need one more log to stand on like outwards and then we can stand on that allowing us to uh use the thing again from a lower angle which then should be used for picking up the bridge okay camera please oh it's perfect okay now bring it around a bit closer streamer streamer of the year and we stand here and we collect the bridge it just works this is the dumbest game I I love this game already man I think this game is great who cares about the performance this game is great but I mean I'm having a blast an actual blast that's what I'd like to say and we got to try just like that ah wonderful easy easy Shrine where's the ice or do we get those or are they also going to be remixed foreign travel through what's directly above you to ascend through it and emerge on top of it way to climbing isn't a thing anymore what [Music] the [ __ ] [Music] that's kind of busted though I mean I wonder like how how huh [Music] three now what is that I want to go to the ball got your machine Let's Go where's my where's my bridge where is my bridge actually there's no way the game just ruined my bridge right like they they wouldn't just delete a thing like that out of nowhere how the hell were you supposed to what's building the bridge the way to get up here was that actually the way oh but I guess I don't have to make them anymore because the game just fixes it right like if you can just kind of do this is this a loading screen for an ability that I think the ability has a loading screen do I have to ask the guy I guess I have to ask the guy if I don't ask the guy I might not be able to I gotta push I'll put the bomb in it what happens now I did not want to bomb horse nope did not orange either what do you want then produce portable solar devices in the formula so my capsules how many tears in your hand and play something I said to use these are things such as construct horns or slime oh hold charge [ __ ] Giga powered horn and uh on this boom what's this done what the [ __ ] to ride the wind damn I got so many things also with this now this is even easier like bam and it's like it's done that's it yeah it's over oh my God okay they made it too easy that okay okay to feel smart anymore Nintendo bird I just made another one oh I see wait a minute laughs yeah yeah look at this you just have to power it no limit is more than that I don't know hooks oh wait forever okay that was fine no don't worry about it no I didn't need a thing anyways I guess it's a standard light then that's it you don't need the fan okay wow that was pretty cool like this that's really that's pretty nice okay all right I see you Nintendo that's that's yeah that's pretty neat what happens am I going to the second floor though wait a minute now that I can fly can I just leave okay we're leaving sorry let me out of here well I'm gonna bring out the wing wing [Applause] oh oh okay a little bit for a ride [Music] oh my God he's too good he's too good see ya I'm off I'm off goodbye goodbye I have figured it out boys I have figured the [ __ ] came out he is too good oh [Music] this game this game is so garbage this game is such a [ __ ] trash I had a moment okay I had a genuine like a genius moment there that was like so well executed so real I figured I actually thought I could climb on it while it was falling down while the speed was on and I would be fine but no it's the thing that Galen had hello it's black what's going on this is me at a job interview it's a sperm handshake can you upgrade the Chinese one we got the log on Ma versus the big Shilling or did we simply just take our meds recall reversing objects movement until it goes back to where it was you can stop the reverse moment at any time the ability to reverse the movement of an object Through Time my movement counts too that's kind of crazy there's something behind over there I didn't I didn't get to check oh dude oh we totally gotta check it out before we do this yeah we're not gonna go in we're now Thor I want to go over there first we have a mission how are we gonna do that no problem no problem okay okay one step one step one step where would I go for one step to dubstep I'm gonna jump down here get over there no problem and we don't have to open the gate it's a gate skip seems to be good seems to be good perfect okay it's a game see this game man what's going on what the heck uh okay I may have to open the door don't worry we'll get back there no problem I'm not so flocked I'm not don't worry about it give me the thing what if I ask for stamina am I soft like if I ask for stamina actually never mind okay sure fine be like that God damn let's open the thing now push surely we have enough [Music] I was literally just there but she she knew these guys in the beginning of the game she was like oh my name zodiac solonai there exists cool race of goats and now he's like oh yes unless it's chill your girlfriend yeah you're just like she said yeah well you were when you were knocked unconscious I had to spend some time with your girl don't worry about it don't think about it man look at that [Music] Metro session is complete my pronouns are he her no she she [ __ ] [Music] yet I've decided to detransession it was not my lifestyle am I allowed to fall down now oh we just gave away our sword rinky we're going to build the contraption this again no not two goddamn put it back no can I can I put it in the capsule again [ __ ] okay that's fine it will be a dual power oh dude wait a minute I'm so smart check this out I can actually set this to fly now look at this you want it this way [Music] it was over there and that's important is not going to stay on this guy do this rewind this guy perfect [Music] easy game hello wait why is it why is it being green why is it being green hey go into driving mode I've do something oh there we go okay thank you uh I don't there's no water yeah I don't have any water okay I'm coming what if I land this let's see listen I listen as you can see I'm falling quite slowly no no someone's going to play this game and they're gonna make a flying SWAT sticker anyways the plane with wings we have we have Wing number one then we have Wing number two here yep okay is this capable of flying I don't know I don't know maybe we'll just have to find out and let's say let's see if I take this put it up there live there for a bit now let's say I'm up here okay we're up on this platform can I spoil a thing can I spawn uh a grill why yes I can of course I can perfect we have a that's good good ladder this is the reason why they call this the contraption and don't call it the plane is because it's a multi-purpose build of Genius okay it also focuses all right here's here's here's take off okay if this works dude if this works it will surely okay resting position bam okay we bring it up up and out bam and then we hold it there for a second and we'll bring it back Moment of Truth boys Moment of Truth put it down get on it rewind and it's takeoff oh I'm on a bird uh on second thought now let's try it again so how can I fix this this actually works oh all the way back go go all the way back all the way back yes see it never punished never punished okay adjustments uh one more bird what it needs is to balance out the weight it needs the leader bird you know how birds always fly in this pattern beneath the frontal bird all right 2.0 let's go up out I'm back oh why is it not working man does it need the fan it couldn't be the grill maybe not be enough maybe it needs a fan on it too yeah I think what this thing needs is speed two propellers bam the contraption is real now okay surely oh okay [Music] yeah that's it that's it that's it okay double propeller out there bam back no problem come back comfortable Grill seat on the frontal bird ready for takeoff captain we [Music] oh shut up [Laughter] holy the contraption you know what Chad the celebration we're gonna cook a meal because we have in flight service okay cook easy game in this game [Music] I hate this game I hate this game I'll make this thing again 200 is on okay epic it's time Contraption version 2.0 and here we go here we go here we go where's it going what's it cooking no one will know but returning to the left what is that thing like a signal over there or something oh can I take it out the device yeah yeah easy ah it's fine it's fine it's fine oh he's too good oh man how does he do it I'm gonna go over here go downwards go downwards go downwards if this becomes a YouTube video change the title card to say I'll be no you genius well we gotta go over there I gotta go to that thing I'll go to that thing what the hell is this go over there all right mission accomplished boys but I guess for that we will wiggle Rockets okay let's go did it fall down I think it oh yeah man well we have one more rocket what does this do oh oh my god dude it's Epic yeah Rockets yes I would love some rockets on my plane we're gonna bring this down to the contraption actually to make things faster we're gonna make that won't be a rocket we are in fact going to make a double rocket for in the name of Saving Time bam for increased speed wasn't it wasn't the three is the korok funny again it could it surely they wouldn't do this 50 times no no no no no they wouldn't they wouldn't do this a gorillion times right now there's no way it's not like they're gonna reuse the same thing 50. what Nintendo what they do that in their games yeah goodbye so yeah trade offer I get a korok seed you'll get a concussion okay this is gonna be risky as hell but hear me I'll chat there we go all right now what we do with the tree is we uh we stand on it we stand on the three that's what we do there's the bird that I want we're sacrificing a lot of heights for that bird but anyways this is not gonna fall logs are still is this gonna start rolling now ain't no way oh it's rolling I don't like that here we go whoa why did you do that what I did I made a platform in the in the air and I thought I could walk off of it before that happened what I like last time was courage to do the right thing check this out it's down the bombs foreign how how smart how smart is this streamer how clever is he really how much IQ how much IQ on the streamer I don't know man maybe a million not sure not sure I haven't decided yet I haven't decided yet how clever is he I have some rockets for my bird check this out we're gonna bring out the bird I have one more take out the device I'm going to put the bird over here the thing is over there so let's plus yeah let's just blast it this way this is gonna be epic the engines the bird engines this is gonna go great put them here maybe to the front teeth and let us put on the front bam this fire is not gonna hurt me at all I we need three for optimal balance we need three all right balance is important I hope I we thought we learned that with the uh Contraption it learned this invaluable lessons about balance and weight distribution what if I just leave I don't attach it just leave it on the back and just like carry it with me it will not inshallah it will not fall off anyways we set flights for whatever that is will he make it will he make it Chad I don't know I'm going to save the game save yes optimal yeah there we go okay perfect boom check this out you know it's gonna you're not ready for this you are not ready for this chat it was not enough okay I have to do that better ah what hello it deletes my birds it deletes my [ __ ] Birds dude there's Rockets here but they're no use if I don't have any birds it deleted two of my verbs dude how is this game so evil This is Gonna Hurt a bit but it's fine rip is there we need to go to there we go we want to get more rings and fans we have to spend some wings getting here but that's it's not that far it's not it's not only this far and then we keep going yeah yeah it's such a waste though because I want to get to that thing and I could see there was like some big boss there so can we make this thing go over there wait you know what we might have a solution in front of our eyes maybe it was enough Rockets so we can just make the platform go all the way over there this one's a bit higher but it doesn't matter when they float I guess wait a minute wait what wait wait a second wait just one second can we make can we make the Fail-Safe Ultra Contraption of all time I might be wondering how do you get those two next to each other's albino how are you gonna accomplish that I wonder how are you gonna get them so close you can't send it down if I attach these to my power is endless that's the point and this conclude it can't fall down there but that's fine all we gotta do is give it a hand alternatively a rocket no problem down you go okay now we use this thing to bring you down yep all right time we go success now they are next to each other why is that a big deal because if the Rockets Aren't Enough which I probably could have tested first we can kind of like alternate between these two platforms and go infinitely across the sky unless there's a limit but what if we change that limit yes you guessed it we're attaching an object to it and grabbing that why yes it truly does not have at the limits oh who is this this gamer right here dude how does he do it we're going over there I'll do that for convenience what do we have here we have that rocket where I don't want to have that rocket that's great uh can we can we detach that that would be awesome yes I lost oh God damn it there we go we have to would like more but that's what we have okay it's a start it's a start now put this away yes now we can go like like this that is perfect now it's a bit more obviously I think it's a little bit more stable they will bring the rocket thrusters uh yeah attach to use them one at a time what I gotta do is first apply the first one when having this non-attached because if it's not attached it won't activate when I hit this one over here otherwise it would and I gotta quickly hit it and I'll pick it no no it's fine it's fine it's fine okay it's it's it's definitely working though it's one person's working though burden object might be an issue here it must be angled this rocket [ __ ] perfectly ha what oh we're gonna be here for a bit boys we're gonna make a manual staircase Dark Souls 2 boss run backs or baby compared to this guy at this point you might change the stream category to scrap mechanics and I wouldn't have it any other way this game is this game is perfect for me at this point this is the exact type I like doing okay listen I'm not ready yet I'm not I'm not there yet I would like some time can I I guess I can jump down Holy Ghost oh wait a minute I know am I a genius but is he is it too smart maybe I thought too much I think I taught him much about it oh okay he was maybe not a genius that was way too yeah hi Jesus all right bro is tankias is the ogre how far about how far back how far back oh let me start here oh you just grabbed the phone the game is just so he don't even realize like what the hell hello idiot good morning it [ __ ] okay wait that's wrong God smarter streamer smarter streamer it's another streamer I probably get some garbage from this too that's the worst part like some useless horse I can't wait it's gonna be great I am so stoked for this garbage that whatever I'm gonna find huh what link why are you idiot why are you up [ __ ] just turn around I thought I told the guy with my analog system work to turn around don't die please don't die to this face here this is this would be so stupid if I [ __ ] died now this would be so dumb if it took damage now dude just fly up normally like I said every time and don't damage me [Music] why is taking damage part of the fight okay that was messed up actually did I kill him oh I almost died it's from the guy Dying Light cool we got two of these things that I can't pick up that I can put on weapons that I don't have I I didn't think you know where am I going from here really that was not like part of the hmm that looks cool it's further down but I don't have a bird I wish I had a bird no all right time to kill myself [Music] [Music] all right [Music]

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Length: 37min 56sec (2276 seconds)

Published: Sun May 21 2023