Whose Line Is It Anyway-Questions Only

to play a game called questions only wait and I'll start and what happens is we can only speak in questions that's all we're allowed to do if we make a mistake Gregg will buzz us out and the next person will take our place and Greg what's our scene your scene is a tourist hotel is about to turn into the towering inferno questions only please smoke you smelled what how long have you smoked would you believe 16 years oops huh do you know where the fire extinguisher is can you break open that glass all right I can't do it what's going on but God save us he's gonna fire me what if God were one of us maybe by that do you know where the water is by speaking nice can you put me out okay put me out would you like to check in can't you see it on my fire are those flames what are you playing where did I put that hose give me back team gravity bat team was that water hot Jimmy how long is everything all right have you stayed at the Bates hotel before isn't that dangerous you have a room for three how many didn't you hear me three you mean three people what do you think I mean would you believe a guy came in here with three dogs they look like this why is it so hot in here can't you see I'm trying to turn up the water sprinklers have you ever been in a hotel was this wet and hot all at the same time never been to San Francisco scene is you're in a daytime soap opera and it's questions only so go ahead have you seen my heart don't you recognize it crushed in my lily-white fist why did you leave me Gloria why did you tell me my twin sister was prettier why didn't you workout so you look like her Oh are you mrs. Phillips are you mr. Phillips who's asking are you aware you're going to be a father who's the mother you don't know don't you know I've had a wide experience of women are you Dutch why should that be taken into account would you believe that I'm your son do you mean from that one night of passion with giralda what you talked about dedi why don't we stop playing around and tell me what you want care for back rub what do you think you're doing don't you want a real man in your life why not don't you know you have to leave this town Gary did you hear Gary left why should I give you points for that what a thousand be too many questions only okay trouble breaks out in a wild west saloon trouble breaks out in a wild west saloon questions only go ahead bring-bring can you dance for me girl cannot dance how do you like that apples what the hell you call it you think you can just come in here and scare me you don't think I've seen tougher tops than you come in my bar chica Chinni Jeannie don't you want a real man have you got the time have I got the time would you happen to know the okay Corral is what kind of pansy English man are you y'all from around these parks you shut up how's it going any requests what do you play do you know the way to San Jose how does that go can you help me if I told you I got the bandit upstairs tied up in my bedroom what you know how to undo a knot made my bathrobe cord do you mean the hangman knot is there any other worth doing don't look like a boy scout yes you do can you do it on key what team would you like it isn't G or F have you seen that woman who hogtied me upstairs but she don't know what she look like would you believe it she's about 5 foot 10 with a goatee you talking about mr. kitty Fedor doesn't everyone in this town nor can you let me get a gun so I can go after her kind of gun you got big one I think all award the first hundred points to Ryan for his fine impression of a piano player yeah cuz you're at a singles bar right before closing questions only go ahead want to go home you talking to me is there anybody else here is good looking at you is there anyone here as or possibly drunk as you can't you cut me a break where'd you come from is that any way to talk to a lady you want to kiss me who doesn't care to take your big swipe of these luscious love cushions do you want to boogie all night long have you heard that soon heard it yeah I see some ID don't I look whole enough to drink don't you know the drinking age is 47 here does it matter that I'm Canadian you're Canadian can't you tell have you ever heard of a town called Moose Jaw Saskatchewan isn't that right best side left noob would you be interested in hearing that I've got a Canadian fetish what's your sign still here it's all right if I have a parrot what's his name why do you ask are you aware that he just went on your shoulder don't you know that's good luck is it don't you read books you want to dance yeah okay that's it right there well - 100 - Ryan for cheating and an extra hundred - Colin for saying left noob I got to go to left do Canada that sounds like a really fun place to go - OH

Channel: house911

Views: 1,454,996

Rating: 4.921267 out of 5

Keywords: Whose, Line, Is, It, Anyway, Comedy

Id: qOB-BEl5EAc

Length: 9min 49sec (589 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 08 2010