Lil Dicky - HAHAHA I LOVE MYSELF (MUSIC SHORT FILM)

gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen sorry I'm late but this is what we have been waiting for the new industry standards and it's going to be a very very good year are they ready for me yet not yet okay I'll just do this so long as we follow this formula we could bring in any clown off the street and make him [ __ ] huge being absolutely serious and that is why I have literally brought in a clown off the street Tessa send him in hi you want to be an artist yes I am an artist I'm very talented somebody tell Harry Styles to [ __ ] all the women while he still can we've got a heart rub over [Applause] here open the briefcase now I want you to follow the industry standards and show us your act you've seen enough show us yeah figure it out no long ENT please best practices 10 seconds or less make it [Music] digestible I hit that thought I hate it oh God I was going to come in here and put on the performance of a lifetime Frank enough of this [ __ ] we've got more important things to discuss what I said why don't you take your little clown penis outside and maybe you'll get deep throated by a skunk or something you make me want to quit you people may want to quit right now Pig clink swine okay swine swine let me have my turn my turn I know why you guys look at me the way that you do cuz I don't check that perfect box that you Circle back to and boring I'm bored it's so similar every time I go online same thing every time I'm so bored well he clearly did not absorb the material oh no no I just want to take things in a bit more unconventional Direction Frank can we please get rid of excuse m y why do you guys think all your artists that have the perfect little 10 second snippet that moment that you guys hunt for like drugs why do you think they're always here today and then gone tomorrow I'll tell you why it's because the perfect 10 seconds aren't real but the realest 10 seconds perfect Frank can we please get rid of this it's just a toy joke take it easy you guys know what's real right no she's a little tied up at the moment yeah now who is in charge here you hi what do you want I guess I just want you to know that you people are a Band-Aid for a gaping wound stinky wound all I want to do is sew it up now who wants to make a music video a real long one okay uh we can all be in it all you need is that's a joke that's a joke ha ha they getting roast that's a joke that's a joke what a joke oh yeah yeah yeah I'mma get the last laugh now right here I remember I was getting by until I had to get it or I could just be a movie star now but I'm just getting to the punch line of everything so buckle look cuz this a long ride like a limousine my girl like when I spoon her all night like vanilla bean I like drinking Hennessy I got a lot of rapper in me pause now they wrapped around my finger wedding room everything got to line it up super calculated like a TI 83 plus I was out and trying to get in the bread raing to him know I wasn't but you believe me cuz cuz I'm the type of guy that could be rapping out in China I'm swimming in vagina I get it I do it sometimes I [ __ ] for Fitness I got the [ __ ] off Olympics sweating like Olympics I need to take a breather but she plead and say she need it back to back to back like I'm Kobe Shack I don't know but I got store SC up in my ear and ke like Dave you got a Booyah on that back if I went back on Bumble better servers probably crumble I am just another muggle till I'm not one it's hard to say none like you up on hot ones I just got the new facts and they say I'm top one women say they [ __ ] smooth looking like a Ken doll should have said a Barbie doll oh well goodby arir y'all in limbo raise the bar I get on racks like my armar I gave my best friend my o car I tried to tell you I'm a win it's just a matter of when I hit the club up with the players then get punched with GM holy smoke these gold singles make me P if this [ __ ] ain't PL them what the [ __ ] we talking about baby I just bought a house baby ain't no shoes allow baby my girl so godamn T she racially ambiguous picture this I'm on prime time getting head while I watch myself up on prime time getting here and I'm even in a few commercials in a commercial breaks selling sex literally what y [Music] know I got the block on like am tumbo the way I right you might as well call me Trumbo just check for me or am I seeing double I would live waights at the gym but then I'm like why I'm a nice guy guess when I walk by I just got a package in the mail and I [ __ ] twice jugging finessing LeBron up been my manions they peanut butter jealous I'm on to like new jalous these [ __ ] that don't lost me everything I'm doing lofty I'm kind of wearing on I'm like a softy I got it ground up like coffee I had a 06 red up Wilding now back in 06 I was talking about graduating now I'm on wild and now Time Has Changed got a little grain in my hair I don't care I got to face it I ain't never know how the money payment working there's a person couple people probably I don't even bother big up to my father he been so responsible and so logical what am I even doing why am I rapping like this I'm such a loser I hate when rappers try to rap fast make the kids dance women lick my anus think pieces on me New York Times I'm it I'm [ __ ] like a fable doggy style while she then we eat a couple bagels with the the J and guess what I'm the it gu for America don't mind me I'm over here just redefining an alpha male don't mind me I'm over here just getting all the Ops how they rap I've been working on my CFT making it happen we should make a bracket don't forget that I'm the comedian but I'm better than the rappers that's a joke that's a joke ha they getting roast that's a joke that's a joke what a [Music] joke I love [Music] my I do every morning every night I love [Music] myself I do I love myself I love my will they said I won't I bet I will I love my flaws I love what's real I won't feel full till I'm fulfilled I had a hole in my soul nobody knew what I know always been to know it all broke down the moment my songs wasn't always by how it goes I was trying to get the downloads but before I had to up it was down low my bones and my parents said don't do it all my friends looking like are you nuts never time for Reflections but the man in the reflection held me down wasn't cocky just convinced I remember being held down while they made fun of my dick little dick I would say I'm nothing without all you but I had to love me before all you please don't forget yourself I've barely met myself can't go through life like I didn't I want to scream that I did it I can't keep up so I won't be anyone else I had to feel what I felt I will keep Ling I oh

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Id: MFvJyhv4QUE

Length: 11min 35sec (695 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 24 2024