(MUSICAL NOTIFICTION
TONE FROM CELL PHONE) <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>HEY BOB, WHAT'S GOING ON,
IT'S PAUL.</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>AH, LISTEN, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO
TELL YOU THIS, BUT...</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>I-I DON'T THINK
WE'RE GOING TO BE ABLE
TO GET EM TO DO THIS VIDEO</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(EXHALES) I-I HAVEN'T TALKED TO
HIM IN ABOUT 2-3 WEEKS, HONESTLY</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>UM, HE SAID HE WAS GOING UP
NORTH AND... UM</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>ANYWAY, UH, I THINK YOU'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO
THIS WITHOUT HIM.</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>SORRY.</i></font> WHAT THE FUCK MAN?
- WHAT'S UP BRO? EMINEM CAN'T MAKE THE
VIDEO SHOOT. AH, YEAH I'VE BEEN MEANING
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT. YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS?
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? AS SOON AS I FOUND OUT
YOU WERE GETTING READY
TO GO ON STAGE I DIDN'T WANT TO FUCK UP YOUR
VIBE BUT I HAVE A PLAN
HEAR ME OUT WE GOT HIM A BODY DOUBLE. HA, WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING
ME? NO I'M BEING SERIOUS! THEY LOOK
IDENTICAL SAME FLOW, HE C- DO YOU EVEN HEAR THE SHIT THAT
IS COMING OUT OF YOUR M- YOU HAVE A BODY DOUBLE? YOU WANT ME TO GO ON SET WITH
SOME GUY WHO'S NOT EVEN EMINEM? I - I KNOW, I KNOW,
IT SOUNDS CRAZY BUT YOU DIDN'T HEAR
PART TWO OF THE PLAN. WE'RE GONNA GET
EM A BODY DOUBLE, AND WE'RE GONNA
GET YOU A BODY DOUBLE. YOU'RE FUCK- YOU'RE JOKING BRO? YOU HAVEN'T HEARD WHO I HAVE
IN MIND. OKAY? SQUINCE FROM THE SANDLOT. HUH? BRO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
YOU WANT SQUINCE TO PLAY ME IN
A- YO, THIS IS CRAZY! I'M-
AM I CRAZY? HELLO? LIKE I CAN'T- I DON'T
EVEN... DO ME A FAVOR,
YOU TALK TO THE GUY,
YOU GET A VIBE JUST FACETIME HIM ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT.
- YOU - YOU GET TH- ALRIGHT. THANK YOU BRO. (SQUINCE'S PHONE RINGING) HEY CHAUNCEY, WHAT UP MAN? OH, WHAT UP MAN? YEAH I'M ACTUALLY HERE WITH
BOBBY IN THE STUDIO RIGHT NOW UM, THAT THING WE WERE TALKING
ABOUT? <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>YEAH, IT- IT'S A GO.</i></font> OH YEAH. YEAH- YEAH I REMEMBER
THAT. THAT'S COOL! - HERE'S BOBBY.
- HEY WHAT'S UP DUDE? YO LOGIC, UM, BOBBY, YO WHAT UP? IT'S A TRIP, IT'S LIKE I'M
FACETIME-ING MYSELF. OKAY... ANYWAY- <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN DO THIS
THOUGH?</i></font> ARE YOU KIDDING? DON'T WORRY I GOT THIS (LAUGHING)
♪♪♪ (ROOF) ♪ FUCK RAP, I SOUND LIKE AN
ADDICT WITH A SEMI AUTOMATIC ♪ ♪ WHO DONE IT AND HE READY FOR
ANYBODY TO BUCK BACK ♪ ♪ HOLD UP CATCH A VIBE ♪ ♪ AIN'T NO WAY IN HELL WE
LEAVING ANYBODY ALIVE ♪ ♪ EVEN SUICIDE ♪ ♪ NO FUCK THAT BOBBY FEELIN
VILLAINOUS ♪ ♪ HE KILLIN THIS I'M COMIN
FOR YA MAN ♪ ♪ AND HIS LADY AND EVEN
THE BABY ♪ ♪ I'M FEELIN LIKE I'M
CHICKA CHICKA ♪ ♪ SLIM SHADY WITH RABIES♪ ♪ I'M FOAMING AT THE MOUTH ♪ ♪ AIN'T NOBODY TAKIN ME OUT ♪ ♪ EVERY SINGLE RAPPER IN
THE INDUSTRY ♪ ♪ YEAH THEY KNOW WHAT
I'M ABOUT ♪ ♪ AND I DARE YA TO TEST ME CUZ ♪ ♪ NOT A SINGLE ONE OF YOU
MOTHAFUCKAS IMPRESS ME ♪ ♪ AND MAYBE THAT'S A LITTLE BIT
OF AN EXAGGERATION ♪ ♪ BUT I'M FULL OF INNOVATION AND
I'M TIRED OF ALL THIS ♪ ♪ HIGH SCHOOL "HE'S COOL, HE'S
NOT" RAP SHIT ♪
- WHOA HOLY SHIT DUDE ♪ CAN A SING ONE OF YOU
MOTHAFUCKAS EVEN RAP? ♪ ♪ SHIT NO THIS AIN'T A DISS
TO THE GAME ♪ ♪ THIS IS GAS TO THE FLAME ♪ ♪ NOWADAYS EVERYBODY SOUND
THE SAME ♪ ♪ SHIT'S LAME LIKE A MOTH TO THE
FLAME ♪ ♪ I'M A REEL EM IN AND KILL EM
I KNOW ♪ ♪ YOU FEEL THIS LYRICISM
WHEN I'M SPILLIN AND I'M
FEELIN MYSELF ♪ ♪ YEAH YEAH BOBBY BOY HE BE
FEELIN HIMSELF ♪ ♪ MASS MURDER LIKE THIS CANT BE
GOOD FOR MY HEALTH ♪ ♪ WHEN I RAP LIKE THIS DO I
SOUD LIKE SHIT WELL ♪ ♪ IT DON'T REALLY MATTER CUZ I'M
KILLIN THIS SHIT ♪ ♪ YEAH I'M KILLIN THIS SHIT ♪ ♪ OH YEAH OH YEAH I'M KILLIN
THIS SHIT ♪ ♪ BOBBY BOY HOW MANY TIMES YOU
BEEN KILLIN THIS SHIT ♪ ♪ FIND ANOTHER RHYME,
GODDAMN NIGGA SHIT ♪ ♪ FUCK RAP, I SOUND LIKE AN
ADDICT WITH A SEMI AUTOMATIC ♪ ♪ WHO DONE IT AND HE READY FOR
ANYBODY TO BUCK BACK ♪ ♪ HOLD UP CATCH A VIBE AIN'T
NO WAY IN HELL WE LEAVING
ANYBODY ALIVE ♪ ♪ EVEN SUICIDE ♪ ♪ NO FUCK THAT BOBBY FEELIN
VILLAINOUS ♪ ♪ HE KILLIN THIS I'M COMIN
FOR YA MAN ♪ ♪ AND HIS LADY AND EVEN
THE BABY ♪ ♪ I'M FEELIN LIKE I'M
CHICKA CHICKA SLIM SHADY ♪ ♪ THERE'S OWHERE TO HIDE ♪ ♪ WE CALL THIS SHIT GENOCIDE ♪ ♪ HIT EM WITH THAT ... ♪ ♪ AND THEY DIE ♪ ♪ WE GON LEAVE EM CRUCIFIED ♪ ♪ WE CALL THIS SHIT GENOCIDE ♪ ♪ I GOT BITCHES I GOT HOES ♪ ♪ I GOT RARE DESIGNER CLOTHES ♪ ♪ NO WE AINT FUCKIN WITH THAT ♪ ♪ YEAH THERES A TIME AND
A PLACE ♪ ♪ BUT IF YOU AINT COMIN WITH THE
ILLEST OF RAPS ♪ ♪ CALLIN YOURSELF THE
GREATEST ALIVE ♪ ♪ THEN YOU DON'T DESERVE
TO DO THAT ♪ ♪ NO NO OH NO NO PLEASE
DON'T DO THAT ♪ ♪ YOU GON GET SMACKED ♪ ♪ YOU GON MAKE BOBBY ATTACK ♪ ♪ YOU GON MAKE BOBBY BOY SNAP ♪ ♪ YOU GON MAKE BOBBY BOY SNAP ♪ ♪ BOBBY BOY - FUCK RAP ♪ ♪ I SOUND LIKE AN ADDICT WITH A
SEMI AUTOMATIC ♪ ♪ WHO DONE IT AND HE READY FOR
ANYBODY TO BUCK BACK ♪ ♪ HOLD UP CATCH A VIBE AIN'T
NO WAY IN HELL WE LEAVING
ANYBODY ALIVE ♪ ♪ EVEN SUICIDE ♪ ♪ NO FUCK THAT BOBBY FEELIN
VILLAINOUS ♪ ♪ HE KILLIN THIS ♪ ♪ I'M COMIN FOR YA MAN
AND HIS LADY ♪ ♪ AND EVEN THE BABY ♪ ♪ I'M FEELIN LIKE I'M
CHICKA CHICKA SLIM SHADY ♪ YO THAT'S PRETTY GOOD MAN. UH WHAT'S UP WITH EM'S GUY
THOUGH? ONE STEP AHEAD OF YOU. (CELL PHONE RINGS) HEY WHAT'S UP MY MAN? <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>HEY CHRIS, WHAT'S UP?</i></font> AH, NOT MUCH JUST, UH,
HANGIN' OUT YA KNOW? NOTHING, NOTHIN' TOO CRAZY.
(CHUCKLES) WHAT'S UP, UH, WHAT'S UP WITH
YOU? UH, YEAH I'M ACTUALLY HERE WITH BOBBY IN THE STUDIO
RIGHT NOW. WHAT'S UP, DUDE. AH HEY, WHAT'S UP BOBBY. YOU GUYS JUST HANGING OUT OR
WHAT? <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>UM, SO YOU KNOW</i></font> THAT THING WE
WERE TALKING ABOUT? YEAH IT'S, IT'S, IT'S A ...
(CHRIS SHOOSHING) IT'S A G-, YEAH... YEAH.
(CHRIS SHOOSHING) I'M WAY AHEAD OF YA. BOTH:
WHOA! EMINEM:
♪ JIGGA-JIGGA-JIGGA LIKE
JAY-Z ♪ ♪ JIG IS UP YOU FUCKERS WHO
DIDN'T WRITE ANYTHING ♪ ♪ ARE GETTING WASHED
LIGA LIGA LIGA LIKE BATHING ♪ ♪ YOUNG HOVA I KNOW HITTERS LIKE
YANKEES ♪ ♪ GUN TOTERS THAT PULL TRIGGERS
LIKE CRAZY ♪ ♪ UNLOAD & LEAVE YOU SHOT UP IN
YOUR ROVER ♪ ♪ YOUR BODY GOES LIMP AND
SLUMPS OVER ♪ ♪ LIKE A-ROD IN A MONTH LULL BUT
HE JUST HOMERED ♪ ♪ HOLD UP I SAID ROVER, BECAUSE
NOW YOUR ROVER IS RED ♪ ♪ LIKE RED ROVER SO YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEANT ♪ ♪ BUT I ROLL OVER MY OPPONENTS
INSTEAD ♪ ♪ MAKIN' DOG SOUNDS' CAUSE ♪ ♪ I GOTTA KEEP BREAKIN' THESE
BARS DOWN ♪ ♪ I'LL GO SLOW FOR THE SPEDS ♪ ♪ BUT WHEN I GO ROOF LIKE THE
DOBERMAN SAID ♪ ♪ I STILL THINK THE ROOF WOULD
GO OVER YOUR HEAD ♪ ♪ BEAST MODE MOTHERFUCKAS ABOUT
TO GET HIT ♪ ♪ WITH SO MANY FOUL LINES YOU'LL
THINK I'M A FREE THROW ♪ ♪ FIGURED IT WAS ABOUT TIME FOR
PEOPLE TO EAT CROW ♪ ♪ YOU ABOUT TO GET OUT RHYMED
HOW COULD I BE DETHRONED ♪ ♪ I STAY ON MY TOES (TOWS)
LIKE THE REPO ♪ ♪ A BEHEMOTH IN SHEEP'S
CLOTHES FROM THE EAST COAST
TO THE WEST ♪ ♪ I'M THE ETHOS AND I'M THE GOAT
WHO THE BEST ♪ ♪ I DON'T GOTTA SAY A FUCKIN'
THING THOUGH 'CAUSE MC'S KNOW ♪ ♪ BUT YOU DON'T WANNA HEAR ME
SPIT THE FACTS ♪ ♪ YOUR SHIT IS ASS LIKE
A TAILBONE OR ♪ ♪ YOU'RE TRAPPED IN YOUR
CELL PHONE ♪ ♪ OR MY CHICKEN SCRATCH OR MY
SELF-LOATHE ♪ ♪ I DON'T WANNA FUCKIN'
LISTEN TO YOU ♪ ♪ SPIT YOUR RAPS SOMEONE
ELSE WROTE ♪ ♪ USED TO GET BEAT UP BY THE
BIG KIDS ♪ ♪ USED TO LET THE BI KIDS STEAL
MY BIG WHEEL ♪ ♪ AND I WOULDN'T DO SHIT BUT
JUST SIT STILL ♪ ♪ NOW MONEY'S NOT A BIG DEAL ♪ ♪ I'M RICH I WIPE MY ASS
WITH SIX MIL ♪ ♪ BIG BILLS LIKE A PLATYPUS ♪ ♪ A CATERPILLARS COMING TO GET
THE CANNABIS ♪ ♪ I'M LOOKING FOR THE SMOKE BUT
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE
SCATTERIN' ♪ ♪ BATTERIN' EVERYTHING I'VE HAD
IT WITH THE INADEQUATE ♪ ♪ MAN I CAN SEE MY DICKI STANDI A MANNEQUIN ♪ ♪ AND I'M BRINGING THE
BANANA BACK ♪ ♪ AND THE FUCKIN'
HEADBAND AGAIN ♪ ♪ HANDKERCHIEF AND I'M THINKIN'
OF BRINGIN' ♪ ♪ THE FUCKIN' FINGERLESS
GLOVES BACK ♪ ♪ AND NOT GIVIN' A
SINGULAR FUCK, LIKE FUCK RAP ♪ ♪ I SOUND LI A FUCKIN'
MILLIONAIRE WITH A DERRINGER ♪ ♪ WITH A HAIR TRIGGER 'BOUT
TO BEAR HUG IT ♪ ♪ FUCKIN' TERRIER THE RIC FLAIR
DRIPPER ♪ ♪ YA'LL COULDN'T HOLD A CANDLE
AT A PRAYER VIGIL ♪ ♪ WHEN I VENT THEY COMPARE ME TO
A FUCKIN' AIR DUCT ♪ ♪ I'M ABOUT TO BARE KNUCKLE IT ♪ ♪ NAH FUCK IT, I'MA GO UPSIDE
THEIR HEAD WITH A NANTUCKET ♪ ♪ ABRA-CA-FUCKIN'-DABRA THE
TRACK IS THE BLOOD ♪ ♪ I'M ATTRACTED I'M
ATTACKIN' IT ♪ ♪ WHAT? DRACULA FUCK THAT SHIT
I'M UP BACK WITH A THUD ♪ ♪ MAN, STOP... ♪ - YO THIS IS CRAZY
- I KNOW (CELL PHONE RINGING)<font color="#FFFFFF"><i>
OH SHIT ... EMINEM?</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>WOAH, THIS IS DOPE MAN</i></font> LOOK WHAT I'M PLANNIN',
PLANNIN', I'M PLANNIN' TO DO ALL THIS WHILE
YA PANICKIN' AND YOU'RE LOOKIN' AND STARIN'
AT MANNEQUINS AND I'M GOING TO FANAGANS TRYING
TO GET UP A PLAN AGAINST ALL OF THE
BLANA-KAZANA-KA-FAM-
BAM-BANNIGANS WHILE OF ALL THE BANA-KAZANIKA
HANNA IN A CABANA YOU'RE IN A CABANA? I'M IN
A CABANA AND A JANET I'M IN A CABANA CHANTIN' ALL
THIS STAND UP BANTER WHILE YOU DON'T GOT THE STAMINA,
YA LACKIN' THE STAMINA YA LACKIN' THE STAMINA WHILE YA
DIVORCIN' HARRISON FORD AND I'M IN A PORSCHE AND
THE FLOOR BOARDS WHILE I'M WORLD TOURIN' YOU USING WAY TOO MANY NAPKINS BAPKINS LAPKINS AND CHAPKI- YOU USING CHAPSTICK AND NAPKINS
WHILE I'M BAPKIN' FLAPPIN' AROUND LIKE A BAPKIN' FLAMMINABABBITAPANNITAJAMPKIN DAMNIT MY CAN OF PO- YOU USING WAY TOO MANY NAPKINS
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You know Logic was really looking forward to the acting part at the beginning
I usually don't like music videos that interrupt the song but there's no "Because you came outta my balls, nigga." in this so it's automatically the superior way to listen to the track.
Is that the same studio that Tyler's "What the fuck right now" was filmed in?
You know Bryan Callen will never live down how buff D'Elia looks in this
I did not think I was gonna sit through that whole thing, BUT I DID
BABIES STAND TF UP
no but deadass what universe we in that D'Elia is literally the centerpiece of an Eminem video... We gotta get Theo with Weezy or some shit lmaooo that NO hitter
The part with Chris on the little tv was a great 2003ish Eminem throwback lol
I thought this was kinda funny. Not sure why people take shit so seriously all of a sudden.
Chris really helped though, that whole segment was so delightfully bizarre.
This is the kind of dumb shit Em and D12 would do.