Lil Dicky – Jail (Part 1) (Bonus Track) [Official Lyric Video]

[Music] on stage rapping ain't [ __ ] to me I'm a Rapp what I do young Dave snapping the crowd seem to [ __ ] with me and I like them too orar I might joke around on the stage funny [ __ ] Class Clown 12th grade sometimes I might overstep my boundaries do some weird [ __ ] believe in the art of the joke in this case I was like Hey Y'all a great crowd so is a reward do you want to see my dick crowd went wild now I'm kind of Tor Miss show Soft dick is my worst soft dick I'm a m show your dick show your dick whole Crow chance I like I can't but what about nuts people are rupt whipped up the nuts cheers off stage head up to the dressing room five cops waited in my dressing room godamn do you blowing up look at how they beefing up your security I was like officers I'll be okay one cop said sir you're under arrest I laughed and just assumed he was just showing off for his cop friends open some checks mix sir I'm going to need you to put on these CS I'm like what sir you just exposed yourself at an all AG of show nonetheless wait you're talking about show sir that's like a common joke you never pull out a ball with your friends or sir never sir please put on these cups wait stop no this is actually happening sir wait this is unfair I'm sorry I swear please hear me out I sir you're going to jail I'm like jail he like yeah I'm like jail yeah booked bail pay it scared crazy months pass trial Tri 45 parents press charges I got a DUI in college this was not my first offense children were crying on the stand probably the dorks of their class loser now it's the day of my Reckoning they about to give me my sentencing can't even breathe and I'm trembling the jewelry arrived at a verdict I thought I misheard it guilty mama bird going berserk wait you said two years your honor yes on the bus to TU a Wala they got me chain of Roberto tat on his face he was fidgety shook as can be as we pulling in they take my picture on CH me they give me my state ID then they took me to a room and told me to spread your cheeks I was like like this they like yeah but rake your nuts rake rake my nuts like pull them up yes okay they made me Squat and cough standard procedure I'm with it after I finished I had a minute with the guard say to him sir I know this is bizarre but the whole rape thing is it like real is it actually a thing in jail or he like yeah I'm like yeah did it really have he like yeah isn't it your job to protect people getting walk to C you got Bo walking through jail [ __ ] is like hellad it's just like the movies screaming and hollering hooting a black guy say I'll break your back Hispanic guy asked what that mouth like Neo Nazi Just Smiles we get to my cell got a cell mate named Raheem I'm good dude wonder why he in I'm then he asked me what I even did I explained the whole thing was performing showed my nuts totally innocent like well I did it but it was an innocent act it's not a big deal now I'm here in chucka Wala for 2 years for exposing myself to minor who waa you a pedophile said no I'm not a pedophile you just heard the story okay okay okay you cannot let anyone know this why it's not a big if they find out then it's over over you raped dead maybe raped dead let's just think of solutions instead raped dead and here does the blacks and the Mexicans what about those white supremacist they see that you're Jewish is evident it's evident what is blacks and the Mexicans don't have inherent hatred for you you got to pick one of them for protection who the blacks or the Mexicans yes uh I mean I guess I go blacks right blacks okay I just don't know much about Mexicans like at home I would hang out with blacks go with blacks then well how do they know I'm with blacks like and how do I refer to it do I say blacks you won't have to I feel like it'd be weird if I said I'm with the blacks it's not like that how is it referred to don't worry I'll make sure that everyone knows you're with us 3:00 wck ball pretty solid courts real good runs watch on the sidelines didn't try to run calling for next would be calling for death real good black dude roll his ankle Mexican guy on the side says I kumble now there's a squad that's only got four players and then ja the other team picks his replacement they look around and my heart started racing one guy is be lining straight up at David cuz they probably think I'm a horrible player they like all right take this white skinny [ __ ] little do they know I'm a bad [ __ ] on the court first play hit them with the cross up fake next play wide open three like wet the yard Tak a notice I take a charge but they don't even notice don't leave him open his jumper is pting pat on the back feel like a dab dab da all of a sudden a Mexican guy walks on the court and says stop the Game Stop The Game Stop the game gets in my face says you know what he did everyone's Frozen in place you know what he did what he do what he do he raped some kids whoa whoa whoa not true I said he said one was my niece hold on I can explain I'm a rapper I was on stage you ain't no [ __ ] rapper yes I am we going to rape you I am a rapper I'll spit you want me to spit I'll [ __ ] spit you about to get [ __ ] P listen my dick sucks my dick sucks H let's just remember the name donot that's the guy that'll [ __ ] you later okay chees MOS then he walked away I try to play a cool I'm like back to the game punched in my back thrown off the court I'm like I'm with the black that made it worse smack smack smack I'm like I didn't rape no kids I just showed my sack you never did that like with your friend hey [ __ ] no [ __ ] it was just a joke I believe in the art of the joke that don't sound very funny you should have seen it it worked they laugh the joke was successful they Whi my ass now not with the blacks you ain't black look my wounds in my cell tell Raheem all the facts W on the cour you're like oh no donkey yeah that's the most dangerous Mexican really and now all the blacks not protecting you yeah no [ __ ] and by the way they didn't take kindly to me saying I was with the blacks well now now everyone's got the green light green light I wish I could make it be right you're definitely going to get raped raped dead if I were you I'd learn to fight I can't fight I lose every fight instead of fighting back what if I offered like willing head willing head I like yeah willing head yeah think about it nobody wants a fight that's not true I would much rather give consensual head than get [ __ ] up my ass and die well it's not going to be an option like that no no hear me out what if one day up in the calf I stuck a paper on the wall a paper yeah a signup sheet with signup sheet yeah with time slots why time slots yeah for head you know if you if you don't rape me I'll give you the best head you'll ever get in jail and I'll be such a joy so pleasant what a great companion I could be this is so smart yeah then uh that word would get around about the head and everybody would start to realize the second I'm raped at the head off the table better than anal the brothers would kill for the sh can't enable you're not going to have the option like that CU just it's cool when you say C like cuz but you C where you from right here man I got a nap oh when you wake then calf Puna fish actually surprised cuz the [ __ ] fire usually I'm real piggy with my tuna type only like my moms in subways did you guys know that Subway is the biggest chain in the world over McDonald's no one responded tap Raheem shoulder I said did you know that Raheem you're like what the Subway's the biggest chain bigger than McDonald's no walking back to myself just me and the guard I feel greasy all of a sudden he bail then as I turned the corner I saw donkey hot [ __ ] this is it oh my God you're so raped thought of my options he start approaching I'm like your relax I'm open to it come here kissed on his neck lick on his ears took off his shirt kissed on his stomach and chest is so bulbous but I'm playing my part he falling hard I got his heart I get down to my knees hey tease he whipped out the dick oh my God so big uh veins everywhere so many veins off color dick darker than I expected I realized in that moment I've never seen the Mexicano dick before spit on the Dick his guard Fallen cocked his head back real slow and then said I could Rumble plan coming to fruition I open wide put the tip in there I Clos my eyes pray God and then I bit off his dick spit out his dick he fell to his knees blood everywhere donot is dead

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Id: 1Jts_O0W3s0

Length: 8min 44sec (524 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 19 2024