Lewis Grizzard talks College Football

people all the people of South there's people no do not understand how frenzy about college football we serious about it way we feel we play a ball game is so hot we laugh against yours you know now Paul I start I want to find out where buddies from so let's get this side to wait so we're talking all right how many Tennessee fans we got rarity mandible fans you sir you want to MIT that all right is any Bulldog to know Wow the Georgia Tech fans here but he gay people here we've had a hard time at University of Georgia last several months we had an awful trial you know everything and you know people accused us as maybe you know paid off we can me tell you something we don't get a football players will give no money we'll give no cars we give them a 7-eleven they stick it up any time want to there has been some allegations that perhaps because of this Jen Kemp trial but maybe the University of Georgia education is in quality education I have even heard it said if you drive through Athens Georgia where your window down they will throw a diploma in there ain't true you got to stop let me tell you something ladies on high graduate University Georgia very product you get out the University George you the kind of person who can handle all the problems in today's complex world things think like it used to be things are different today things are confusing you got to have a steel trap mind analyst to my friends Graduate University George good examples of that last year after the Auburn game they're driving back to Atlanta Bubba and Earl are their names you got to win the Georgian and those divided on a gas there in the truck know what we're gonna do getting late finally get only interstate and see big sign up it says free sex with Phillip Bubba said putting our little pinky oh he changes his mind Ruth Inagaki now say one of the you're all set pill it up they had a big time you know it's great the guy comes back self 1895 Merle place themselves uh what about the free sex you got here said well you have to play a game to become eligible what game is that is I think I'm not much between one and ten you've got to guess girls that I now got some miles to but I said let me try he stood on me he said seven Gosselin told you to they get about 10 miles down a road is giving very disappointed Bubba said Earl I done figured that thing out so there's a trick it was a whole X if you didn't get it your Quinn I'll tell you later it's okay he said what do you mean it's the trick is there's a trick you I just put that sign I beg at you to come in and buy a gas to the trick girl sent know Han he'll check either but was I you know girls I tell you I know he said my wife it in the twice last week she won both time Alabama graduate I didn't have weird Alabama big weird I saw some trucks outside reading I notice what no wrestling in town you know Alabama came to play Tech one time in Atlanta place called Nikolai's roof had a big special all the fried chicken you can eat 7995 alabama guy walks into place and says excuse me i like to order an RC in a Moonpie guy said you must be from university alabama because it why did you say that I resent that obligation I resent till I get told just because I walked in order to are seeing a Moonpie you trying to stare at I mean but you know what's ridiculous the best you saw man walked in our vodka you piggie some Russian guy so I only just never came up let me ask you another question let's say a man walked in hand ordered Buster would you think he's Italian he said well it just ain't never come up I asked one of the man walked in ordered sausage would you think necessarily is polish these I'm telling you friend either say never come up so why in the world did you think I came in order are seeing a moon pies from Alabama he said cuz this is a hardware store

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Views: 266,285

Keywords: Lewis Grizzard, College Football, Funny, Southern Comedy, An Evening with Lewis Grizzard, Georgia Bulldogs, SEC Football

Id: qkJspmTfqks

Length: 5min 31sec (331 seconds)

Published: Sat May 15 2010