Lets Discuss that God of War Image of Thor
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Jackson Crawford did an interesting video on Norse physical appearance. Men being ‘fat’ was mocked in the sagas and by ‘fat’ I mean flabby. However, men being ‘stout’ i.e. the strongman look with lots of muscle mass and a bit of a beer belly was considered ideal and masculine by their beauty standards. Think Eddie Hall for ‘stout’. The shredded look with a well-defined six-pack and low body fat was probably extremely rare for most men in the Viking Age, simply because they didn’t adhere to a strict low-carb diet or focus on particular muscle groups during exercise to achieve that look. Most men ate a fair amount of carbs and their exercise came predominantly from working in the fields and rowing on longships. A stout, beefy Thor is probably an accurate reflection of what they considered ideal. The average man in Norse society probably had a body fat % of 20-30%.
These were pretty much my thoughts when I saw.
Dude drank the ocean and ate so much that saying he 'hadn't eaten for 8 days' was the only way to explain his appetite. Why the fuck would he look like Hemsworth?
Too fat. Most WSM winners have not been that fat. Him eating and drinking tons of calories should not matter as he also burns calories. Also he is a god, so who knows what magical stuff he has going on with his metabolism or ability to grow muscles.
If the devs claim he has only been sitting around like Fat Thor from Marvel, then sure, his fatness could be more understandable. But the problem is that people claim that he is also obese in the sagas, which to my knowledge there is no support for.
Can we just stop with the never ending tattoos, already? There isn't even a Norse word for "tattoo" much less any evidence of them in Scandanavia writ large :/
Needs less flab and more Járngreipr
My biggest criticism is the pecs. They should be stronger
Y'all, it's fantasy, they can do whatever they want with it
It's a video game. They can do whatever the fuck they want. Marvel Thor isn't a very accurate representation visually (to my mind) but who gives a fuck.
I refuse to believe that this is what any historical person thought Thor looked like. Forget the armour and just the body type: show me literally any depiction of a god in history that shows them with a beer gut that isn't also mentioned profusely in the more general descriptions. The Greek god Seilenos is the ONLY example I can come up with and it's pretty well established in the context of his role.
Thor's not fat. Pretty much no god is fat. Because gods are archetypal idealised manifestations of human ideas. This isn't even a "strongman" look. He's got a weak looking chest and a gut. Not a strong chest and a powerbelly.
It's fiction so do whatever you want but if this isn't being used as a way to depict him as washed up and past his prime (think like Marvel Thor's period where he let himself go) then it's a bad depiction for me personally.
Definitely one of the more accurate depictions of thor, i do miss the Járngreipr gauntlets, and would have liked a bit more muscle definition. However given how the sagas describe thors appetite this seams pretty spot on