Lemmy Kilmister was a funny man ♠(Joke Compilation)

how' you know the CIA weren't involved in the Kennedy assassination he's dead isn't he how do you sell a death guy a frog do you want to buy a frog how' you make your dead baby float two scoops of ice cream two scoops of dead baby I saw a great cartoon actually two Nails talking right and there's a nail head in the plank behind him and this one says I know I was talking to him a minute ago and then there was a loud bang and I turned around and he was gun [ __ ] excellent you want to hear a good joke man yeah Jesus in heaven right walking around checking everybody out you know is his job right and everybody's [ __ ] blessful you know Halo man he gets over to this little dark corner little fellay old guys trying his [ __ ] eyes out right and he just said excuse me he said said listen this is heaven you understand he said like this is special he said people go to church five times every Sunday every Weck of Our Lives to go up here he said we can't let people [ __ ] cry and it's just going to let the place down you know I mean people are going to start copying and there would be be you know the old guy says I'm sorry he said I didn't mean to cause any trouble but he said when I was on Earth you know I was just a poor carpent we had Fu all you know he and the wife and boys were like that he said I was hoping he'd go into the carp andry trade with me you know but he said when he was about 30 he said he had to go off and there Mission with these 11 other guys into the desert and we never saw him again he said I was hoping he said you know then when I came up here i' find him again you know all over the [ __ ] place and I can't find him anywhere he said and it's really cracking me up and Jesus with tears streaming down his she goes father and the guy go Pinocchio morning this cop comes on and said hello Sunny kid says all right you know he said what are you doing he said I'm looking for a [ __ ] and old are you he said I'm nine right he said what do you want to hold for he said I want to get a disease he said what kind of [ __ ] disease he said a sexually transmitted one officer I said what do you want to get a [ __ ] disease for he said well if I get it I go home and I [ __ ] the babysitter and she gets it and she [ __ ] my dad and he gets it and he [ __ ] my mom and she gets it and she [ __ ] The Gardener and that's a kind after cuz he squashed my frog I like the one about the I like the one about the Japanese guy know the uh supplies oh yeah what you what do you do I'm inan supplies walking through the factory supplies [ __ ] him then and [ __ ] him now

Channel: Niek67

Views: 490,973

Keywords: Lemmy Killmister, Lemy, Killmister, Joke, Funny, Born to Lose, live to win, ian fraser, motorhead, motörhead, white line fever, jokes

Id: 0NSznmDXnZU

Length: 3min 47sec (227 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 29 2016