Lego Batman- The Wedding

on a beautiful autumn day in stately Wayne Manor IRA I don't really want to call him a hero but he's flamboyantly spandex confidence is playing with Alfred's beloved mop to pass the time as Batman recovers from his egg over Robin trying to cure my hangover with a saline IV as dr. Oz recommended it's no use after years of heroin abuse my veins just shatter on impact don't get blood on these curtains I just bought those from the triple beat Bed Bath & Beyond oh this is bad this battery immediately so I told my mom I'm not paying for your car insurance while you're on Hospice this is not 1:1 what is your emergency what we'll get right on that what's your location move this to the top of the dispatch list stat this way quickly well there's still time contusions now the mainstream for will she pull through only time will tell okay I'll be at the hospital by ramen [Music] [Music] clear clear doctor we lost her time of death 5:27 p.m. it's always sad to see the young ones go oh god how am I gonna tell Alfred where she was my Swiffer WetJet starter kit whoopee no you're the best girlfriend a butler could ask for I'm sorry to break it to you old chum your girlfriend is dead nurses restrain him he's gone mad in life she up all the dust and dirt that was my heart she quite literally swept me off my feet and and made me a better man well I'm too drunk to speak get up there and say something so beautiful you know I know it's been a while but the hole she left in my heart has caused me to feel so unproductive lately lazy even I just I don't feel as active as I once was you can relate right yep this dump smells like homemade formaldehyde alfred is definitely here oh no go to blast oh that's where you've been for the past three weeks huh trying to drown your sorrows in the bottom of a liquor bottle can't say I haven't shared that sentiment just like middle school all over again it's just so hard being here well I can't tell you where you haven't been the Batcave doing your job surely you can find a replacement believe me Alfred I've tried and let me tell you what they're in a Mexican on God's green earth they can labor like a pack mule as good as you can I'm fluttered but every morning I wake up and I expect her to be there laying in bed right next to me and when I see that she isn't I just I don't feel like there's any point in going on anymore oh you're still hung up on that old hag I know what your problem is buddy we need to get you some fresh meat okay ever heard of tender so your profile said you were in the Star Wars films what was that like oh sorry pan again I see well if you excuse me I'm going to go wash up I'm so stupid I should have never asked if you wanted to split the bill second other-- lonely night for you Alfred hey what did I do I'd like to know what a filthy chutzpah is doing in the women's restroom even the women's loo wait so you mean to tell me that wasn't you elope are you winder well yes actually I lost both of my eyes in the great American Canadian Cuban War of 1936 my eyes are just leftover Christmas ornaments Oh a veteran I see well my apologies the names ant by the way and may my approved alias for this month is Alfred saucy boy pennyworth I'm deeply sorry for walking in on your feminine place of worship madam to make up for it I can give you a ride home uh oh I I wouldn't have it any other way and that's why I'll never order cuttlefish on an airplane ever again I'm sure there was a lot of scrubbing involved the slippery sea cucumbers put me on the no fly list I can't purchase firearms legally least Oh Alfred you're quite the gentleman but I've got to ask how are you able to drive while blind very carefully I navigated by the mountain screams I hear from the children I run over it's basically echolocation ah should be almost home now Oh Alfie you're quite the charmer I wouldn't mind going out with you again sometime just got out of a pretty serious relationship and I'm just I'm not sure if I'm ready yet ah it's all right I know the feeling don't worry we can go at whatever pace you feel comfortable thank you I appreciate that and don't get me wrong I really do like you it's just with my current emotional state I'm just not sure if I'm ready for a relationship right now it's very important that we don't rush things get married yeah what drag on a puts whatever are you doing I've been trying to find a vein that actually plugs blood for over a month now this is the worst thing forever but enough about me what about you uh me why did you leave me alone in cafe salmonella in the middle of dinner I had to pay for the bill myself you know that's not the lifestyle our people are about this is your aunt Aunt May is this creepy old guy trying to kidnap you with a bit premature listen here you filthy little that is no way to treat your future uncle wait you guys are getting married congratulations whoa a wedding sounds expensive what shuffleboard Ali are you gonna have to rob the pay for it well that's the thing you have Wayne Enterprises don't you well actually I sold all my shares and Wayne Enterprises to of Vladimir Putin and his comrades to help pay for a more alpacas for the alpaca farm hey wasn't that your parents billion-dollar company that you inherited after their tragic deaths yeah regardless we don't have to worry about paying for the wedding because the dart is with your credit card yeah what loser say Oh Peter I had to send you into a massive hole of debt to pay for the honeymoon my shekels wait hold up now geezers are even legally allowed to do that fortunately like responsible adults we paid it all off ahead of time with a wedding planner that won't give refunds as long as we finish the ceremony well anyway the wedding's happening this Sunday now if you excuse us we're off to play a premarital game of Twister oh hey shut up Robin all right so we need to come up with a plan I think I have an idea hello good sirs I have a proposition to make wait how did you get my skype we want you four to bamboozle the wedding between Alfred Pennyworth and May Parker wait why I mean we just got to Bora Bora we'd have to cancel our flight and reschedule last minute can't you guys just take care of it yourselves oh we can pay for your flight thousands of dollars in travel expenses and risk being arrested for members I'm gonna just pay for your Butler's wedding as long as you verbally acknowledge the plot hole it's not a plot hole shut up come on Alfred you've got this you've got this although you've never married a woman this ain't your first time at the rodeo everything's gonna be fine unless of course you're having second thoughts well I mean no I don't think so I mean there's a big commitment if you don't feel comfortable with it then we should definitely 100% not go through with this well I mean I will be with her the rest of my life see maybe this is a bad idea after all then again my kidneys are probably going to collapse soon so it skroob it yeah well so much for that initiate Plan B oh that's quite a fancy walkie-talkie you got there hey thanks man I got it at Radio Shack you know we used to have those back in the Vietnam oh yeah I remember that I killed the man with one uh uh uh wait a minute who are you exactly fight I'm Hanukkah Harry the best rabbi decided Jerusalem your fiancee booked me because Jews need to stick together you see oh well that's fine I also spun hugs Radel at the bachelorette party if you did all right now who's ready for the best Hebrew national celebration since the sabbath of 1973 bring out the issue we gather here today to join these two boys checks and kosher matrimony glad to see you're all having a blast Batman what happened who we used suicide vests suicide vests it was very effective no dude what no I never said to do this you said to them solo people what why did you even do this I like to spice it up sometimes man plus it worked it in it you should be thanking us oh well I mean yeah I appreciate it but it's just I'm not gonna have another lawsuit of my hands and it's not not really what I wanted to deal with right now I'm so busy with so many other things thanks guys yeah wait up those are villains I bet they're behind this yes so that we mean business through the glorious power of unadulterated violence wait a minute you didn't tell us the heroes were gonna be hurt yes wedding bamboozled what is it spider-man they're still getting married in the middle of the fight and now the bride and groom have a few words to share I vow to love and support you through sickness and health till death do we part as long as you stay in the kitchen and I vow to stay in the kitchen all right good enough for me the heroes are sitting over defensive perimeter around the altar I'll try to break through but we don't have much time Batman Batman meanwhile in the jaw does anyone object to this marriage if so speak now or forever hold your peace Oh jekt whoo moppy whoa papa Elfi I thought you were dead as did I however I survived the dreadful encounter with my assailant over there with back-alley modern medicines greatest achievement duct tape I'm still recovering however I will tend to your wounds if they take a Millenial to heal as a man of the Torah I can see when a lovely woman like itself should not go on sullied that's the sweetest thing I have ever heard wanna go get some will op cuz I want some of your latkes sugar a lot anyway yeah I'll just be in the car [Music] I don't know Batman this whole thing just seems a bit unnecessary to me I mean 12 people died just because you didn't want to pay for a wedding shut up and remove this man's teeth to mutilate these bodies past the point of recognition so the cops can track it hahahahaha Oh classic Batman [Music] [Applause]

Channel: AubreyStudios82

Views: 714,999

Rating: 4.826633 out of 5

Keywords: lego, batman, the, wedding, stop, motion, animation, video, funny, comedy, parody, fight, battle, vs, nightwing, vader, clone, darth, lightsaber, trooper, trump, snl, marvel, dc, superhero, superheroes

Id: MlOOahtOjR0

Length: 15min 44sec (944 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 15 2017

Reddit Comments

[u/Mutant_Dragon]

LEGO videos aren't my thing. Anyone got a timestamp of Mumkey's part, if it actually is funny?

[u/Blackadder5]

I actually forgot about that