[LEGO BLOCKS SNAPPING] [HEROIC MUSIC] Taxi! Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs, right here! Whoa!
Look! It's Iron Man! Iron Man! Meatballs? Obviously. So this is a surprise party. But for whom? That's the surprise. I have an announcement
to make, which I'll announce when I announce it. (SIGHS). Nice shot. Naturally. Hmm, the mini meatballs
require reheating. A job for Mjolnir! Hope folks like
their meatballs well done, because it's
not really an option. Sorry. Sometimes I do not know the
strength of my own hammer. Wow, yes. Now, Mjolnir and I have other
party business to attend to. The Prince of Thunder, always
hammering out the details. Hammer. See what I did there? No? Mmm. Don't mind if I do. No. There's oregano in there. What do you think? Good? Hey! Yeah, now it is. Time to dance! I'm not really sure
that qualifies as dancing. [SIRENS SOUNDING] Ah, man! Ah! I must get more ice. More ice? Dost he want carvings
of all the Avengers? (HUMMING HAPPILY). COMPUTER: Access denied. S.H.I.E.L.D. log
on codes required. Hey, Thor said you might
need help with the ice. COMPUTER: Access denied. Tony, is something wrong? I think this party is
getting out of control. I think it's just
getting started! Ugh! Meatballs! Ha, ha! Viola! [EVIL LAUGHTER] Well, hello, Avengers. Ultron! Looks like I didn't get
invited to your little party. So I'm crashing it! Thou art a pooper of parties! Oh, I'm going to do
so much more than wreck your little celebration. I've taken control
of Iron Man, and he's going to be my little puppet. After all, we're like
brothers, aren't we? Ultron needs more ice. Hello? That was just a ruse to
get you out of the room. I didn't find any ice. Forget about the ice already! Hey, Ultron! Consider yourself uninvited! Be careful. After all, that
is Tony in there. Mmm, somewhere. Ultron says we must go. Tony! Hey! I was just getting
my steps down. Not very well. Hey, Tony. What's up? Not you! Hey! Hulk smash! (BELLOWS). Where do you
think you're going? Whoa, whoa, whoa, Big Green. Tony is not himself right now. He's a party pooper! Party has to wait. We have to scramble a
Quinjet and follow Tony to see what Ultron is up to. I know one thing for certain,
he's not going for more ice. [MUSIC DISTORTS AND FADES] Meh. Fair enough. Our party is on ice
despite my Asgardian efforts. We'll get back to it, Thor. You are quite the party planner. It's a good backup job. I have tracked Iron
Man's signal to this stock industry warehouse. Widow and Hawkeye are tracking
various signals associated with Ultron all over the city. What does Ultron desire? All of this is most mysterious! What can we do? I have a plan. You cover me while I
cycle through my options. [ENGINE REVS] Yeah! Yes, very good, Iron Man. Load up all the high
tech Stark parts we need. Yes, mighty Ultron. Ah! The irony. My puppet, Iron Man,
helping deliver to me the means to rule the world! Uh, hello? Yes? Hel-- hello? - Yes?
- I can hear you. Can you hear me? Yes, mighty Ultron. I hate these long-distance
internet calls. What am I? Under a bridge? This is pointless. My sensors indicate
we have company. The Avengers here? But how? Unknown. Eh? Come on. Ah, ha, ha, ha! Ultron, give us
back our friend! Tony, you in there? Tony's not home right now. Please leave a
message at the be-eep! Aw. Mark my words, cybernetic
evildoer, you attack, we defend! It's a vicious cycle! It's not a vicious cycle. It's more powerful
and patriotic. That's why I like it. Psycho puns, I love them! Ha, ha! Huh. That's ridiculous. I'll have to send in my minions. [MINIONS CHATTERING] Avengers, incoming
Ultron minions swarm. Swarms? Insects? [MINIONS CHATTERING] These hordes of minions
are greatly annoying! Arg! I agree, but I'm
more worried about what Ultron has done to Iron Man. Aye! [MINIONS CHATTERING] Oh, strange. Hi-ya! Ultron minions, destroy
the Prince of Thunder! [EVIL LAUGHTER] What matter of chain is this? [EVIL LAUGHTER] Ugh! Ya! Ya! Mjolnir, to me! Hm? Arrr! It's time to turn
these minions into scrap. Have at it. Ugh, gross. I found the bug
in Iron Man's armor. [MINION CHATTERING] Ugh, gross. So Ultron used Yellow Jacket
to infiltrate Iron Man's armor. Well, we'll have to
fight insect with insect. Hey, Cap. What's up? We have a small
job for you, Ant Man. Aren't they all? We picked up Hulk and
are tracking Iron Man and his armors across the city. Good. I'm sending you a little help. Ant Man? Yeah. Ahem. Tracked the signal to that
Castle down in Little Sokovia. Hydra, the biggest
rats in the city. Ah! Shoots them down! Shoots them down now! Again! Hulk, ready to
jump into action? I'm-- ready! (LAUGHS). Arrrr! (ROARS). Look how green he is! No, we give up! We give up! Too easy. Those cursed Avengers! How did they find us? You guys have a castle
in the middle of New York. Not very subtle. I'm a crazy villainous
baron with a monocle. I don't do subtle. Attack! You know how long it
took me to build that? I can't do it! I can't do this! Ha! Puny tank. Pew, pew, brrr, brrr,
pe-pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, p-- (SCREAMS). Hey, baron, nice castle. How about I take it apart? Ah! (CHUCKLES). Uh-oh. Not good. Not good! [PEOPLE SCREAMING AS THEY
SCATTER] He shoots! He scores! Fire! Whoo-hoo! - Ya!
- Ow! Ow! Ah! Taking assembly
to master Ultron. The training course
is excellent here. Yeah, I did mine
in, like, three hours. No way! Hulk smash! Come back, Iron Man. Tony, where are you? Come back! Oh. Ow. Hey, hello? Anybody in there? Ah! Oh, Hulk. Thanks for breaking me free
of Ultron's mind control-- and, ow! Ah, come on. Code Green made a mess
of my control circuits. Hey! What was that for? Sorry, not my
fault. He's still controlling my armor with the
chip Yellow Jacket planted. Sorry, please don't beat me up! Come on! Not my fault.
Little help here? Still out of control. Anyone? I got it. Oh, who are you? Cap sent me. I'm his ant. Right. Do your thing. Uh, anytime here. Yes! Get to the chopper. Ah! Going somewhere, baron? Out for some ice. Part of Ultron's plan. I was just following or-- (MUMBLING) Cap, Iron Man's armor is
still under Ultron control. Can you track him? Affirmative. Did you say hello
to my little friend? Ugh, yes. Let's hope he can get Tony out
of his out-of-control armor. OK. I get that Ultron could just pay
Yellow Jacket for his services. Why is Hydra helping Ultron? He promised them that
when he takes over the world they get to rule Australia. Crikey! Whoa! Hello, Avengers? It's Iron Man. Can you hear me? Come in, Avengers. I'm sorry, but you
don't have enough roaming minutes to call for help. (LAUGHS) That's a good one. I need you to get
Stark log on codes that you built into the
electronics of the Helicarrier. Ultron, buddy, why don't I
just get you a bucket of ice, we'll call it even,
and I can go home? No more Mr. Ice
Guy, all right? Hey, bug boy, your
suit looks like something from a cheesy kid's show. You're just jealous,
cause ants got no stinger. Guess you forgot ants can
lift 10 times their body weight. Whoa. Ugh, sticky. Whoa! OK, that's a first. I actually caught a
bug in one of my webs. No way! It's that villain,
Yellow Jacket. He's a bug, I'm a spider. Nature taking its course, right? And by that logic, aren't
you supposed to eat him? Ugh, gross! How about we just find
out what he's doing here? Come on, guys. Smells weird. [INTERPOSING VOICES] OK. Hey, Iron Man. OK, I see how it is. [INTERPOSING VOICES] Now, download
those Stark codes. [MODEM SOUNDS] Oh! Ah, download complete. Now, for the final
stage of my plan. Tony, I found
that Ultron control chip planted by Yellow Jacket. Then pull the plug
and set me free. No can do. Gotta try to fry the
circuits with a power surge. Hey! That's it! [INTERPOSING VOICES] Left, left, right, right. Spin it around.
OK. Don't stop.
Here we go. Ah! Whoa! Easy big guy. Huh? It's me, Ant Man. Look, you've got to
short out Tony's suit with a lightning bolt
from your hammer. Ah, a perfect storm. Ya! Ah, thanks! Boy, is it nice to see you. It's nice to be back in
control of my own armor again. Uh, kind of. Oh, look what came
along for some extra oomf. You might want to bulk
up for fighting Ultron. [INTERPOSING VOICES] [EVIL LAUGHTER] Sorry, Avengers. You're not part of my
big climactic plan. Ya! Ultron has purchased
a private jet? More like built it with
Stark tech that I stole myself. Which brings up
a moral quandary. Can I really steal from myself? I've been thinking about this. Hey, Iron Man, look who
got tangled in my web. Let me out of here! He told us Ultron was here
to take the log on codes for-- Avengers Tower? Why would he want those? To control the newly
rebuilt Iron Legion. He wants to use them to
create his own world order. You know, typical villain stuff. Thanks, Spider-Man, Iron Spider. We gotta go. Ant Man, I might have
another job for you. All right! I'm in! Hey! Oh! You forgot me. Yes! Iron Legion, come and
join your true leader. [EVIL LAUGHTER] COMPUTER: Access granted. ULTRON: Now, to enact my plan
to bring about world peace, I get to rule the
earth in one big piece. I'm all for stopping
Ultron's evil plan. Who's with me? Let's do this! Yeah! Ha ha! Avengers assemble! Attack the Avengers Tower. Destroy it my Ultron legions! The Iron Legion, we
have to shut them down. No, not the cars. Not the cars! Whoa! Oh, hey hey! He's such a pest! Who is on your six? I'm on your six! Ha! Huh! Oh, I love getting minions. This is cheating. You know that, right? Can't block Ultron's
control signals. Ultron Legion, time to unleash
my Ultra Unbeatable Beam! Uh, thoughts anyone? What about you, Cap? Tony, let's do this! I didn't realize my minions
had such an artistic streak, but so be it! Now, Avengers, I intend
to disassemble you! My turn. OK. That happened. Ha! Tony! [EVIL LAUGHTER] Ya! Ugh! [EVIL LAUGHTER] I have to think Iron Man
for making all this possible. Your big ugly smile
is thanks enough. Defend Ant! Always with the insect jokes. Ah! (DISTORTED SPEECH) But how? The main line. Puppet. Tin can. Hey, Iron Man, is there
a specific button I push? No, not really. Just keep pulling wires. All right! No! (ROARS) I love it when
we pose heroically! [HEROIC MUSIC CUTS OFF] Hey! Wait for me! Wait for me! I want to get in the pose! Hey, down in front. [HEROIC MUSIC CONTINUES] All right, let's have it. What's the surprise
announcement, Tony? OK, all right. I can announce-- I've been waiting for this! -- our newest member-- Ah ha! - -- Falcon!
- Boo ya! [INTERPOSING VOICES] I voted for you! The gang's all here! Falcon? Really? Did these guys see
what I just did? Nice to have you. Let's get this party started! HULK: Shall we dance? TONY STARK: Time to bust a move! [CRASH] [CAR ALARM] HULK: My bad. [MUSIC PLAYING] An ice machine? Really?
