LeBron & JJ Redick Podcast, Disturbing Nick Documentary ft Drake Bell & NLE Choppa's Self-Love Hit

yep charam the god Schultz we are the brilliant of this podcast this week's podcast is brought to you by Squarespace Squarespace is the all-in-one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and succeed online whether you're just starting out or managing a growing Grand Squarespace makes it easy to create a beautiful website engages your audience and sell anything from products to content to time all in one place all on your terms head to squarespace.com for a free try and when you're ready to launch go to squarespace.com idiots to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain that's squarespace.com idiots save 10% off your first purchase of a website of domain let's start the show Hezekiah Walker yes sir how are you sir bro I'm good I like the energy you're on today how's fatherhood fatherhood is great really yeah fatherhood is great what you learning new um I finally learned how to make her lash really yeah how many months is she now she's uh six weeks six weeks okay okay okay yeah what do you do I stick my nose in her mouth God why see this how God works this is God everybody make fun of me from my nose I feel bad about it I'm insecure about it but then what does my nose do the one thing I want more than anything in the world to make my little baby girl laugh did she bite it cuz she thinks it's a breast God damn bro that's what I think about that that's what it is did she not she young she six week that's right she's trying to figure it out you know what I mean she's like Mommy comes with these things daddy comes with this thing like she thinks a nipple coming so she's like like get the after watching like I don't want that [ __ ] nothing comes out of here but but just like air I go like that and then she laugh it's fire that's dope man cuz I was bombing for about four weeks straight I was bombing for four weeks straight with her I was oh my God jooy was murdering compared to what I've been doing oh and I'll do anything what was you doing the Google Gaga oh Google wow I did that one I know babies be looking at adults like why the [ __ ] is he saying this to you know what I'm saying who the [ __ ] no when when will I ever say goooo Gaga son I done been here 20 different times yo and they keep making the same mistake I'm not reacting you're not going to get a smile go get your wife so I can get some milk gooo Gaga so uh we also uh started reading kids books obviously she can't understand anything but you just do it to like have some and I didn't realize the how emotional these kids books are man oh which one you on man I don't even want to talk about it which one you I don't want to talk about cuz it's going to get me going again I'm trying to move on from it which one was it man N N N I love you forever bro oh let's pull it up let's I got it here don't worry got it I got it here I got it here it's somewh I love you forever somewhere where's the book Hey where's I love you [Laughter] forever this book right here slaps Waterworks slaps Waterworks oh Water Works let's read it son let's read it son it's only two seconds I love you forever love you forever written by Robert monks a mother held her new baby and very slowly rocked him back and forth back and forth back and forth and while she held him she sang I'll love you forever I'll like you for always as long as I'm living my baby you'll be the baby grew he grew and he grew and he grew he grew until he was 2 years old and he ran all around the house he pulled all the books off off the shelves he pulled all the food out of the refrigerator and he took his mother's watch and flushed it down the toilet sometimes his mother would say this kid is driving me crazy but at night when that 2-year-old was quiet she opened the door to his room crawled across the floor looked up over the side of his bed and if he was really asleep she picked him up and rocked him back and forth back and forth back and forth while she rocked him she saying I'll love you forever I'll like you for always as long as I'm living my baby you'll be damn the little boy grew he grew and he grew and he grew he grew until he was 9 years old and he never wanted to come in for dinner he never wanted to take a bath and when Grandma visited he always said bad words sometimes his mother wanted to sell him to the zoo but at night time when he was asleep the mother quietly opened the door to his room crawled across the floor and looked up over the side of the bed if he was really asleep she picked up that 9-year-old boy and rocked him back and forth back and forth back and forth and while she rocked him she's saying I'll love you forever I'll like you for always as long as I'm living my baby you'll be Bruno Mar need to turn that into a song pay off pay off them [ __ ] debts the boy grew he grew and he grew and grew he grew until he was a teenager he had strange friends and he wore strange clothes and he listen to Strange Music sometimes his mother felt like she was in a zoo but at night time when that teenager was asleep the mother opened the door to his room crawled across the floor and looked up over the side of the bed if he really was asleep she picked up that great big boy and rocked him back and forth back and forth back and forth while she rocked him she's saying I love you forever I like you for always as long as I'm living my baby you'll be man please don't be a deaf in this goddamn children's book that teenager grew he grew and he grew and he grew he grew until he was a grownup man he left home and got a house across town but sometimes on Dark Nights the mother got into her car and drove across town get the [ __ ] come on come on all the lights in her son's house were out she opened his bedroom window crawled across the floor and looked up over the side of his bed if that great big man was really asleep she picked him up and rocked him back and forth back and forth back and forth and while she rocked him she's saying I'll love you forever I'll like you for always as long as I'm living my baby you'll be now come on now come on come on come on you know when you sleeping your mom come why she still rocking well that mother she got older she got older and older and older one day she called up her son and said you better come see me because I'm very old and sick oh my God so her son came to see her when he came in the door she tried to sing the song she's saying I'll love you forever I'll like you for always keep going but she couldn't finish because she was too old and sick oh my God keep going keep going oh no keep going the son went to his mother he picked her up and rocked her back and forth back and forth back and forth and he sang this song I love you forever I like you for all always as long as I'm living my mommy you'll be when the son came home that night he stood for a long time at the top of the stairs then he went into the room where his very new baby daughter was sleeping he picked her up in his arms and very slowly rocked her back and forth back and forth back and forth and while he rocked her he's saying I love you forever I'll like you for always as long as I'm living my baby you'll be Jesus Christ man my God I mean yo Jesus Christ yo I'm I was weeping reading that to my daughter man great [ __ ] story isn't that great yeah everybody in there should be brown though so here's it's funny you mention that cuz where is the dad exactly not one mention of the father throughout the whole story no son literally we're talking about this on patreon the patreon right this this this is crazy I'm reading another book I'm reading corduroy okay you know corduroy yeah with the bear with the Miss button I'm reading the book and I'm like and I pick up the book and uh the girl in the book is black and the mother's black and I'm like here they go with the diversity man they going to change the race of the [ __ ] characters of the book why does everything need to be diverse it's a old story whatever I come to the Pod and I'm like yo can you believe this that they got this [ __ ] de [ __ ] in children's books like who gives a [ __ ] it's a story they go look up the book it's always been a black girl it's always been a black mom the you don't remember cuz the story slaps you don't even think about it cuz the story slaps also plus I remember the bear I don't even remember the family yeah I didn't but how how racist is that of me did I just see an old book that has black people in it I go oh they switched it up now here we go it's all about the story that is so [ __ ] sad is that not beautiful it's beautiful as [ __ ] but it's so sad cuz it's like the circle of life it's every what I was saying is like the with the kids books the ones that are really good it's you're not even it's not even for the kid it's actually for the the the parent like you hope that the way that you treat your kid one you hope that they remember it and they care about it and then maybe one day you'll get to see that treatment to you but the beautiful thing is even after the grandma passes everything she did for him he's going to give to the Next Generation yeah that's Dei too though that guy's clearly gay no mention of a wife yo you know what I'm saying so interesting no mention of a wife he has a cat you have a cat a cat a newborn baby he's cooking [ __ ] mushrooms like when you [ __ ] you know what I mean he's clearly a gay man gay guy this is a gay guy man who adopted bought a kid come on man bought a [ __ ] kid clearly he might be adopted cuz there's no Daddy so she might be a woman who never could have had kids oh my God but forget all of that the overall theme of the story is great love you forever always what how you turn this beautiful a gay dude would be a mama's boy like that 100% he's getting rocked asleep as a [ __ ] adult he just could be a Latino Latinos still get rocked asleep at that age nah but they Mama's Boys that's the craziest part yo look how he's look at his mouth with that lamp oo now that's a little crazy hold on they doing wa wait a minute I didn't even notice this that's a little crazy out man there's a guy clearly ready to teabag exactly you figured it out that's what I'm saying they done snuck the gay into my kids books this whole time I thought they would turn everyone black turn show people that picture again man the guy is ready to get goddamn te the mom to sneak in to touch her let me see let see because he wouldn't let no woman in his bed look at this picture man this this guy is this's crazy come on man this guy's hanging upside down that's crazy they just 69 they just [ __ ] 69 he just got up he's happy he's singing about it I'm serious man great story though I don't want I don't want to take away from theal story great [ __ ] story man love you forever like you for always y'all had the goat JJ reic on yo yo we had to Goat JJ reic on man JJ had to pull up you know talked about all the racism he experienced I was laughing at Dr umar's post on Instagram right Taylor we're going to get to your by any memes necessary in a minute but Dr Umar posted no disrespect and much respect to LeBron James he's a great father and a terrific athlete however in the spirit of self-determination and black Excellence why couldn't you find one of our brothers and sisters to pair up with for this podcast giving who you are I'm trying to understand the need to go outside of our community for this snow bunny Shannon sharp is your biggest supporter I mean why not team up with him this move makes no sense at all what has this man done for you or us to earn this opportunity shaking my damn head let me tell you something man if LeBron James was going to start a podcast strictly about basketball there's nobody I would want to see him do that with more than JJ reick y JJ reck is one of the most brilliant basketball Minds Walk in the face of the Earth facts it's just like him and LeBron even when you listen to them talk they break that [ __ ] down like a mad fr the episode is out right now it is absolutely phenomenal and they are in no way trying to appease the Casual basketball fan this is just for people who love the [ __ ] game and who know it and who know it and it's it's just awesome I'm Googling [ __ ] if they're talking I'm like FL what the [ __ ] is floppy right all the other [ __ ] he was talking about BBL it was some play LeBron was talking about BB something BBL I don't know if it was BBL what's a B I don't know what the [ __ ] he was talking about he was like this the the guy stands here and the wing goes here and this goes here I'm like yo honestly honestly it's too smart for me I'm I love basketball but not in that way yeah I hear not in that way I hear I don't need to know all of that I hear that I'm never going to use any of that in casual conversation that's for coaches it's for players like this is that podcast is literally a podcast for basketball Savant people who are studying the game like like if I'm a coach you can listen to that podcast and learn some [ __ ] absorb it absolutely so so so yeah I I you know there's nobody I would want to hear LeBron sit down and and have a conversation with about basketball more like literally nobody yeah I can't think of any one Personality yeah the only thing that I would say is that it would be like coaches because they too need to know the X's and O's I've never heard coaches yeah you're right but I've never heard coaches talk the way JJ reick and LeBron talk yeah o think you don't get the opportunity for them to do it that much but like I'm sure like a Doc Rivers or a Coach K or uh Mike D and Tony breaking down offense like some of these guys and I think what I imagine they will do is eventually bring in maybe a third person to talk about specific [ __ ] hey Mike de anony why are you such a prolific offensive coach what are your strategies what are you trying to do and keep in mind with basketball it's not like football where like the Playbook is top secret with basketball everybody's kind of running the same offense more or less and you have tons of video to look at because you're going through the plays that so you can actually be forthright about your offense absolutely like you know what I mean it's not like a like with a boxer he might not give his strategy for an upcoming fight Mike de Antonio be like you know what we going to do well ISO and this guy we're going to run a uh pick and roll and then let Steve Nash do whatever the [ __ ] he wants it reminds me of that um efn used to do this show called details y'all remember that it was about uh it was different like Kobe did an episode Kobe might did a few episodes Bas had experts speaking on yeah and it was like all that X and O type [ __ ] in that way so yeah respectfully Dr um I like there's nobody like it ain't about the look it's about like who had that type of knowledge and who can talk about the game like that with uh Lebron James who's already a person like who's somebody who's already a personality also you know he used to rap JJ JJ what JJ reic really yeah he was a rapper he was telling us that's what he used to do he shouldn't have said that why up them old tapes no he said he was looking for him for us really yo he used to hit the cipher I have a rap of him he let those nword fly and he no I'll try to get him I was like how would you say this guy's name and it was that uh high school kid with whose name hilarious harar hilarious but yeah no JJ R pretty much black when you think about it why [ __ ] guy why did you see that Jersey swap oh I loved it I loved it did y'all ask him about that nah what you say what do you think about black dick bro black dick top two dicks out there who's number one I mean white dick I I like that oh okay okay I thought you meant like B we got to clip that one up why white dick I like that I like I like I like white dick you don't pause no more bro but I like white you don't like you don't like black dick see that's a rewind you bought it back you know what I'm saying don't you like your dick your dick is black don't you like it my dick yeah yeah I I didn't say I like white dicks I like white dick this I have a white dick I like it singular white dick know in women are relationship they say that's my dick right no so I can clip that part you said I like my dick you standing there with your fingernails painting your hand on your knee you know what I'm say like I like my dick damn bro out of context that's wild how yo rock you to bed every night I love you forever I like you for always my mom will come after you what we got Taylor all memes necessary by any memes necessary what we got I don't I Haven seen none of this [ __ ] the meme streets of Lower Derby oh God what did that say yeah what did that say n Dwayne just trying to do anything he possibly can to make us forget that he was the [ __ ] most prolific offensive player for five years in a row Dwayne Wade says his father and Uncle taught him how to groom himself I've been getting my nails painted since 07 I'm not just wearing clothes I put that [ __ ] on that's soe that's not sassy why y'all why y'all do that yo it is now you said I put that [ __ ] I'm not wearing clothes I put that [ __ ] on n that's sassy every rapper said that two a little I love you forever bro saying that I got that [ __ ] on I put that [ __ ] on put that [ __ ] on that's Atlanta slame all the rappers straightest [ __ ] City all the all the rappers in Atlanta been saying that I put that [ __ ] on two two changes from Atlanta yes two Chang from Atlanta makes makes more sense not calling him gay I'm just saying call saying culture is gay the culture is not gay is that what you're saying Atlanta culture is not gay it is a city that has a high popul right but but if you have a high population of gay people they're going to positively influence the culture look at New York look at how positively influenced New York is right what gays 100% look at all the art look at all the culture I mean you like Broadway you like musical theater it's not stra guys singing The Lion King right it's a bunch of pillow biters stressed up pillers are you know why I always felt like pillow B was disrespectful because you the reason I always thought pillow biters was disrespectful cuz like if I was a bottom I'd be so offended like [ __ ] I take this dick yeah I don't bite no [ __ ] pillow here's the thing you could be a top and bite the pillow cuz the ass so good you be like a bottom lip biter you be a bottom lip biter you back there hitting that [ __ ] why could it smell too you like it's fi oh it's fochi it smell a little fie see what gay gay culture is fire might be the right conversation for you guys but I've offended I think some straight people earlier why what you because I feel like straight men are obsessed with gay culture no they not the pause situation hold on let's think let's think about the pause situation is a little obsessive can I can I say one thing Char about this I think that right now straight men have realized the great contributions of gay men and uh I think that women are a little envious of uh straight men and gay men's new found relationship our love and our bond we Bond over our our testosterone our masculinity now you're left to the side they never wanted to hang out with y'all we just were homophobic now that we're not homophobic they're like yo let's kick it with them straight man but it is still y are jealous the Paul situation has to come to Paul has nothing to do with gay people yeah you don't think so no some funny [ __ ] but it has to do with something sexual be like yo hand me that ball pause but that's that's that's amongst us it has nothing to do with nothing sexual you remember bad habit did y'all ever have that game bad habit where if you say a curse word you get to punch your friend until he says until he says something else like we just develop games where we can bully each other that's it yeah like punch buggies a lot of the pauses have to do around sexuality though what do you yeah but it's just funny it's just a game it's not anything serious and I love pause cuz it's transcended Generations seen rappers and everything else just say pause just constantly it's not even about gay like it's literally about anything if you say something about something going in your mouth you know what I'm saying something in your butt like it's just pause it's just a joke me and my wife be double teaming with the Paw what you say you say something in our house both the same time pause you know what I'm saying like other day we had somebody in the house they like y'all are both so immature just such an immature house it's like immaturity is fun yes I'm not saying that no you're just trying to be mature once you get our try to be immature it's so much situation you've seen it before too like is just a little too obsessive give me an example we just seen one Lucas yes he was he was a little OD with he he was pausing stuff that wasn't pause word like [ __ ] I got to think about I'm like wait a minute what the [ __ ] did you just say that's me think about that's I don't think that was a pause but it's like like I just don't like that his M's policing itself I can't be mad at him for policing itself why so I don't know it's is it's part of the interview yes the whole time he's just talking something serious like pause like he had some ones that were worth it though like what one point one time he goes um I was standing behind puff yo that's crazy you got to pause that now that's the pause and a that's a huge no that's wild that's wild why was he standing behind puff they been l so somewhere I made that up it wasn't per but he he said he was standing behind somebody he said he was standing behind somebody and he said pause the only thing I will agree on Taylor a lot of pauses are being wasted nowadays it's unnecessary for make it clever make it clever it's like a the joke before this back in the day was that's what she said right when you could when someone said something that could be interpreted as something a girl said when you had sex with her you exactly that was the straight of pause and then pause came up and it's we just made the game gay that's right so that's it if anything we brought gay inut before that these nuts exactly like there's a lot of these games yo it ain't about the gays it ain't about the gays yo no I outside of that the Straits and the gays that are males have a relationship and a bond that you women will never understand and that's something you got to respect right look at Lamar OD and Kaylin Jenner they got a podcast together now the balls in your court podcast incredible podcast not the name of it's not the name no it's not the name of it really stop playing no it's not the balls in your you didn't know and Caitlyn Jenna have a podcast called the ball keeping up with sport Shut Up N that's not my [ __ ] way more fire keeping up with sports they got they got to rename that [ __ ] to the balls in your court the balls in your court podcast that's fire that is Fire come on yo that is fire that is a fantastic man now that's a great name okay um what else we got Taylor what's up um I thought this was a very positive um meme oh God no it's good you would like it you would like it I just thought it something funny talk to me all talk to me you know how like Caitlyn Jenner was a dick athlete right she did the javelin yeah you think that's what she did when she ripped it off the first time no she still got it she just she still you never got rid of it imagine that with the balls you did the one you circle around Y what is wrong with you I'm surprised nobody ever made a AI meme of Kaitlyn running like Bruce oh cuz you know Bruce like why nobody ever did the AI where they put Caitlyn doing everything Bruce was doing oh as anete I thought you were talking about the AI of what that thing look like damn what do you think that thing look like she still got it oh she still got it I know she got it but now it's all there's all other estrogen in it it's starting to [ __ ] up a little she's still like women that's what happened she still sleep star to [ __ ] up a little I would never forgive y'all by the way by y'all I mean you Twitter [ __ ] when I was on Twitter back in the day and Caitlyn was doing that interview with uh who was it Diane Sawyer maybe all right and she was talking about being a woman but she still say she was like I still I like women and I was like oh she's a lesbian I'm trying to be all Progressive and [ __ ] and they they came they [ __ ] Tau me a new [ __ ] on social media I'm like what the [ __ ] so what the if it's a if we're recognizing her as a woman and she's with women wouldn't that make her can't even win bro can't even win can't even [ __ ] win man yeah she is a lesbian I would think so she's a big old she you said she still has a dick so what's wrong with that lesbians can't have dicks not really what you tell me next men can't have babies yes this girl is this girl Progressive or not nah she not you are not Progressive you saying a man can't have a baby actually back I don't wish that no more you don't wish what I first wanted y'all to experience pregnancy but I don't want that no more why why why why because y already taking mad [ __ ] from us anyway oh why don't first of all don't YW me don't YW nobody what do you mean we took from what we take we took gays from you obviously but what else edges we did take edges y edges do not definitely pain Nails edes pain Nails hips definitely hips it's crazy doing twerking we got twerking done TW that's right you got you got Gilbert Arenas out there talking about Saucy Santana's twerk all these women out here twerking give was said nah man I looked at Saucy [ __ ] and I was like [ __ ] there it is damn his ass crazy me the sty better than me absolutely you're right all right so how don't say somebody took it God gave it to him okay that's what's he supposed to do what exactly what's saly supposed to do you mad cuz you can't jiggle like saly Santana I'm not that mad but I will give him his props like that that that man can throw it back he don't even know what he identifies as so don't say his he does what does he identify as a saucy he he is Saucy the man is sauce what is this that you playing this is these are kids that are rapping about getting the honor roll and I thought this was real cute [Music] oh so cute we got to wait for the lyrics hold [Music] on on my yeah I my I yeah I'm on the honor Ro brother cash [Music] I I stud my buddies are rough and sunny JT nothing is funny if we do so we show up to school cuz we like be cuz we all think it's cool [Music] don'tlike they just dislike the content of cuz I can't understand nothing they saying except for the hook just like most you hear what they're saying Nei neither can you yes I I understand that whole [ __ ] I understand the hook I understand the whole verse really what do he say I go to school because I have to catch that part he likes good grades he gets paid know I know money for my good grades that's what he says I did not hear that part no he because his mom pays him when he gets good grades oh I ain't hear that I I understand the hook though I mean salute to those young people yo shout out to them for all being on the honor rooll I thought it was positive especially for the black I need to see some proof there's a lot of kids there all them on honor I need to see some proof yo sound like that I see up they were holding up their honoral paper but you can't just walk into your house and say I'm on honoral Mom and Dad I need to see that certific cic all I'm saying is they are giving a positive message especially to the black youth and I thought that was cool yeah but but like most rappers they probably capping stop they might be capping I need to make sure that they're listen can they rap yes is the song Fire yes is it about something positive right if I make honor go to a fast food restaurant they want to see proof I want to see proof I respect it though I do I respect it pro and I like the positive energy that they putting out but I do want to say we not in that bad of shape y'all like come on man we got to stop this we be acting like we be acting like hip-hop is like the worst [ __ ] ever we be acting kids though I'm saying singing it I thought that I always see kids doing positive [ __ ] you know what I be trying to tell people when they talk to me about like hip-hop being [ __ ] up and kids being [ __ ] up and stuff like that y'all need to go see some other people there's plenty of kids out here doing and saying positive [ __ ] no I get what he's saying hip hop is not in that bad a state where we and I'm listen if if everybody likes the song cool salute I respect it but we not in that bad a shape where you know we we got to post that and say this is what hip-hop they're going off the mainstream though H they're going off the mainstream hip hop no what he's saying is that you don't need to to show yourself doing positive things and look how positive we are because by saying that you're essentially saying listen we know you think that we're negative so we're going to show you some positive [ __ ] what he's saying is we already got plenty of we being black people already got plenty of positive [ __ ] so why are we acting as if we don't yes and I mean I listen I got a chapter in my my my my new book uh get honest to do line why Small Talk sucks about pre-order right now pre-order right now pre-order right now about what I think about the current state of Hip Hop but I will say um even when you say that Taylor about the mainstream I I I've had this conversation a million times if you look over the last 14 15 years the top five rappers are even at at any given time you can put a top 10 of rappers six or seven of them are super positive for the most part the three biggest rappers of the last 15 years have been Drake Cole and Kendrick Kendrick ain't nobody getting killed in they music ain't no you know what I'm saying ain't no drug have no no glorification of drug use or drug selling in their music you know now future is that guy too I say what about Travis Scott like I'm not saying he's not doing positive stuff though that's a whole but that's a that's a whole other way I'm talking about the three bigger the three headed monster even though it [ __ ] before cuz future but we tend to take somebody like future and make future the poster child for at all with Cher rapper W Big Sean they wasn't on that [ __ ] at all rapity ain't on that [ __ ] yeah I'm just saying like we we we we I don't know man we kind of like we look at one thing in Hip Hop and then focus on that and be like this is the whole culture and it's not and we be like we need more balance all the balance is right there y'all just keep ignoring it y'all ain't putting none of that on the scale if you put some of that on the scale it'll balance out this is a very good point but great job with the K I wasn't saying all that I just thought this was a job kid we love what you did keep on doing good stuff and stay in school that's right okay what else we got Taylor um imagine that [ __ ] goes so viral that those kids drop out R stuff so Elementary School dropouts take Northwest Title forever reason people thought this was weird of an Choppa but why did that head when I say if an Chopper was a bad [ __ ] that's what the song is [Music] called bad [ __ ] IU me I [Music] I all right maybe we need a little posi this is positive this song Tech is self-empowering this man is looking in the mirror and he's telling himself I am a bad [ __ ] if I was a bad [ __ ] I would want to [ __ ] me too I would want to suck me too I think that is a very positive message love thyself suck is crazy suck that's crazy suck we just talked about sucking own dicks last week on thecast that's crazy bro mle Chopper keep doing your God damn thing you know why this don't bother me cuzz I grew up cuz you want to do the same thing excuse me what you even saying girl girl you're crazy girl girl you're crazy girl I grew up on Biggie Small saying wild you look so good I'll suck on your daddy's dick that's a crazy I need to see that girl man I grew up on biggie saying I would [ __ ] R Paul before I [ __ ] them ugly ass Escape women which I never understood that part cuz they're none of ugly but it's just like it that's the type of stuff I grew up on did something about that we didn't care oh like we really I we didn't we didn't Flinch when we heard that kind of stuff it is weird that we didn't Flinch actually exactly nice he was nice that's big papa but most of the '90s was super Progressive with the gay lyrics and stuff like that we didn't even care we didn't think nothing of it you know what I mean Birman and Wayne used to kiss we didn't give a [ __ ] yeah you know we thought it was peculiar we did yeah I we thought peculiar but we that's when that's when things started to shift a little we like we pretty much shamed them to stop it yeah people started monitoring after when people started monitoring you know they started monitoring that kind of stuff around that time you know but I listen man I come from a different area like this the play it again that [ __ ] kind of box [ __ ] is [ __ ] what I ain't never see the crowd look so confused not like what the [ __ ] is he [Music] talking how you on your face don't stop it now CH you should have stopped it when you was in the studio St now let me hear one more time you just want see him grinding again that's what he want he's a character was a bad [ __ ] I want to me got to become a Tik Tok challeng Tik Tok get banned that little pelvic thrusty [Music] doing I see that I see that that was I want to text likeo if I was a bad [ __ ] fire if I text it to him he might post it today or something and it'll be all out of context like that gay [ __ ] sh would think that [ __ ] is fire yo the suck me line is crazy cuz I never been getting head like yeah I get why she's doing it like like lucky you know what I mean lucky right you're never envious of the girl sucking your dick yeah that's crazy it looks so good I suck on your daddy's dick is way worse than that [ __ ] right there you look so good I would suck on your daddy's dick nah that's crazy by the way that was how good she looked that's why we got to see her like we've never seen a girl look so good we would do that but maybe there is a girl that that's good that's goodl looking you're right you know the problem with this generation y'all take everything to literal we understood sarcasm and hyperbole yeah it was just it was a it was a funny line that's it by the way that tweet is so [ __ ] funny I love when people tweet like this what is that huh what the [ __ ] is he on about bro cuz that [ __ ] whoever that is can't guard me is high somewhere probably got a little alcohol in him and he looking this [ __ ] he done he done played it like five six times to make sure he hearing what he hearing he like huh what the [ __ ] is he on they shout out to n Chopper man yeah that's my guy I [ __ ] with an elite Chopper man I think on that same stage what is this a rolling loud recap I guess I accident I'm sorry but um the [ __ ] goat sexy [ __ ] [Music] red that's real yes man get the [ __ ] out of here I thought that was somebody playing I thought somebody did a voice over there's no way she's the goat she's the goat she don't give a [ __ ] I [Music] like I love ghetto girl right I mean cuz I love them man and then she tweeted this how it be when somebody hear you singing in the shower she's absolutely [ __ ] right that that is so relatable Taylor that's how you said sound when you try to sing in the shower that's how we all sound when we try to sing in the shower sexy R is the [ __ ] goat that she's another one that they try to point to and try to act like hip-hop is so goddamn negative man that woman was pregnant and was still out there working working you know what I'm saying if you tell me what's more Progressive than that that is the epitome of women's empowerment cardi B also did too cardi B was out there doing it plenty of women that's done that first of don't take why you trying to hate on sexy there you go there you go I try to give a woman us men try to give a woman props and here woman on a woman are C unbelievable like why you a say nothing just say something positive start with something positive yes about sexy Ray what can you say it's positive it's International women's mouth y yeah come on y uh what a hater wow what a [ __ ] hater well I'm not a fan of her what she has on right now wow but you can't just say something positive a hater not off that video just in general yeah um she's funny there you go good that was positive start with something positive such a hater yo women are the Own Worst Enemy that is crazy you got three men giving a woman props and here come the woman hating on her God damn it's it's really it's really unfortunate no it's actually disgusting we need to call it what it is CH yeah why don't we call it disgusting because it is why we let why call why hold on I'm a hater because I'm saying she's not the first one that did it like mad women done it like putting out other You Can't Let Her Shine you're not the only producer that does Imaging but if I was giving you your props on Imaging and then somebody bought up just some other woman randomly I'm sure that would make you feel way name them out Point them out oh they don't exist huh you the only one God damn man Jesus Christ Taylor H my God what else we gotten by any means necessary um the last one was theat this is like salad [ __ ] who they talking to eat a salad come on [ __ ] [ __ ] eat a salad one more time [ __ ] [ __ ] eat a salad your life different balance wake these [ __ ] up man I'm tired of them sleeping but not dur Rim cuz deep sleep will keep us breathing No Sleep bad diet that's the cause the most diseases popping pills not a cure [ __ ] that's just a treatment food the real medicine we healing with a passion restore the gut health through the intermittent fasting your body Isle pay attention what you adding you got to be intentional resources Everlasting eat a salad a metaphor to go and get your greens your wallet the environment it work for anything you want a healthy diet Lan and green to keep you clean cocaine sugar white sh make you obesity and drugs how the US getting money me B Three 6 countries they taking human meat and they telling us as animals we all the missing children I think these [ __ ] canni yo good who is that um S no I know this is gay p on the radar I don't know who that is raing but I [ __ ] with it the last half of it was incredible it spider is that his name I don't know right there t you can click I like it it goes froment that's his name who stun man you sure that's his name yeah just click the from spider I want to get the wrong person prop this just click that this is just someone that reposted it [ __ ] [ __ ] eat a salad this is him right here hold on yeah it's stun stun TJ call need to eat a salad stun man salute to you young man I [ __ ] with that yeah that was cool now that was dope see that's nice positive reps yeah all positivity that's nice positive reps we got good positivity going today Taylor you provided that now check this out though yeah you see it like how Taylor like lit up smiled when we was talking about stun man but when we talk about sexy red it was like I did see that you see you see how you see women women about to do that we're not about to do that but the girl you this little hate you know what I mean holy [ __ ] I didn't even I didn't even put them together unfuckingbelievable but that is crazy how you did that you're a [ __ ] sexist and and let talk about this out of everything that you played and all means necessary not one one woman just one woman one one that you could [ __ ] on just one that you [ __ ] on that's crazy are women not necessary this week well hello I did Dwayne way too it's wrong WR with you shout out to dwade I don't know what is Talent is on was insane tent yall that was a great delivery Mis Direction y'all want women y'all want men to be in more in touch with they softer side and then when we are we get those kind of jokes they don't want that [ __ ] God damn y'all don't know what y'all want you know when go God knows what you you know what the [ __ ] they want what they want raw dick Dam let's do some let's pay some Bill broam they want that Jesus Christ let's pay some bills Taylor they want that raw dick they want that raw dick raw Dicky why you saying it like that he put too much S onity no doubt uh salute the price line when it comes to travel we all have that happy M that's cra this guy is out of his mind crazy digity no doubt uh Price Line what's happening when 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added more shows okay we are coming to Houston we added a second show in Charlotte we are coming to Nashville and we are coming to uh Austin all those tickets are on sale right now we're also doing the crypto Arena Shane Gillis and I are going to be doing that in May uh if there are any tickets left for that you can go to thea.com and get those right there and uh thank you so much Florida for taking us in those shows are [ __ ] incredible out there and this uh not this weekend but next weekend La I will see you at The Forum okay the house the [ __ ] magic build the Forum that's going to be crazy I can't wait to see you guys all there dangers shows.com for all those tickets go yeah man uh just want to remind y'all make sure you get your tickets for the second annual black effect podcast festival happening Saturday April 27 at Pullman yards in Atlanta Georgia I'm sorry all the VIP tickets are already sold out but general admission tickets are still available uh make sure you get them we 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so you know it's a it's it's it's a good get together man um sold out last year we G to sell out again this year thank you thank you thank you to everybody that's been getting tickets man go to eventbrite.com to get your tickets or go to black.com podcast festival and just want to remind y'all too April 9th my black country by The Good Sister Alice Randall professor at Vanderbuilt um she uh she's the next release off my book imprint black privilege publishing with Simon and Shuster her book will be out April 9th but it's available for pre-order now you see Beyonce got act two coming baby Beyonce going full country all right the name of the album is Cowboy Carter so don't y'all be out here with your cowboy hats on and you know your little stirups and all of that [ __ ] and not know what [ __ ] Beyonce is talking about in regards the country music okay so go get my black country by uh Alice Randle it'll be out April 9th but you can pre-order it right now okay what we got Taylor well she's not calling it a cowboy or a country album though who's not coming out with a country album Beyonce saying it's a Beyonce album it's not a country album who said that she said it I ain't see her say that I read something totally different when I read her Instagram post she said go to her act God damn you got to make that big pause scroll up today Mark the 10day countdown until the release of act two thank you from the bottom of my heart to all of the supporters of Texas Holman 16 carriages I feel honored to be the first black woman with the number one single on the hot country songs chart that would not have happened without the outpouring of support from each and every one of you my hope is that years from now the mention of an artist race as it relates to releasing genres and music will be Irrelevant this album has been over 5 years in the making it was born out of an experience that I had years ago while I did not feel welcomed and it was very clear that I wasn't but because of that experience I did a deeper dive into the history of country music and studied our Rich musical archive I'm to be honest with you she read my black country by Alice Randle didn't want to tell y'all that but that's what happened so y'all need to go get the book so y'all can dive deep like Beyonce did it feels good to see how music can unite so many people around the world while also amp amplifying the voices of some of the people who have dedicated so much of their lives educating on our musical history the criticism I face when I first entered this genre forced me to propel past the limitations that were put on me act to a result of challenging myself and taking my time to bend and blend genres together to create this body of work I have a few surprises on the album and collaborated with some brilliant artists who I deeply respect I hope that you can hear my heart and soul and all the love and passion that I poured into every detail and every sound I focused on this album as a continuation of Renaissance I hope this music is an experience creating another Journey where you can choose your where you can close your eyes start from the beginning and never stop this ain't a country album This is a Beyonce album this is act to Cowboy Carter and I am proud to share it with y'all it's going to be a country album she just said that it ain't a country album It's a Beyonce album she saying that she's saying I'm Beyonce I can make any type of music I want to I agree with her clearly it's clearly going to be a country I agree with her on that I think that like she's in that Michael jaon what's that sorry A man was talking the the uh the like you know how Michael Jackson can put out dirty Diana which is a rock song Right but it's not a rock song It's a Michael Jackson song and I think that Beyonce is in that territory where no matter what the music she puts out it is a Beyonce yeah album she's a fantastic artist but like charlott man saying the genre of music that it seems is coming out is most similar to said it a million times she she says it first of all the album's called Cowboy Carter like I mean godamn she's on the album with cowbo country it's quite country and she's telling us that she know she she did country music she got into a genre she didn't feel welcome so she decided to be like [ __ ] Y'all by the way this is what most great artist do oh you're not going to let me in watch what I do watch what I do I already gave you a song that went number one now I'm going to give you a whole album and I'm going have your favorite country people on here she's remaking a Dolly Parton song oh no she's remaking a Dolly Parton song no oh no I'm sure it'll be a Taylor Swift collaboration because I think Taylor Swift album comes out a couple weeks after her or maybe a month after her I think if I'm not mistaken probably going to be Taylor on post Malone will probably be on there wait you don't want Taylor and Beyonce to be on it I didn't say that I said she's definitely probably but then you rolled your [ __ ] eyes talking about the why would you do that Taylor's really coming for women you hate women you can't support no women it's unbelievable it's un it don't have nothing to do with race first of all Beyonce is not a woman she's Beyonce okay that's a good ass point though Beyonce is not a woman she's Beyonce Beyonce but the women you haed on Taylor Swift and you hating on sexy Ray that's C I didn't hate on sexy Ray you did did you are [ __ ] up you did in such a way it's disgusting yeah it's disgusting you're a jerk you're a meanie you're a real [ __ ] mean y'all hate on me as a woman every day though no we don't you're not a woman you're really not how are you a woman say how you a woman you said what say how you're a woman how my woman could have a vagina and I that means nothing Al so who is proof of that Kaitlin Jenner is a woman y let me finish my sentence Kaitlin Jenner is a woman there are plenty of women who dicks that's facts there are plenty of women who have dick I'm a naturally born woman oh [ __ ] but what is that how do we know we don't organic no you don't got to beep it because I'm proud to say I'm a naturally born woman has a problem with it could come see me food food food You're natural you're organic food you know what I mean you a crunchy peanut butter what else we got how do we know that you're a woman tell us the other things this is fun that's all she got that's all she got you know what I'm saying we don't have nothing else Chris are you a man yes sir how do we know that you're going to have to take my word on it Chris are you Asian no sir no wow I don't know about all I don't know about that either have to take on one Asian Chris Chris I think you Asian bro is Chris the only Asian Jewish person we know he is wait a minute let me think if I can think of another one of us an Asian Jew yeah Asian Jew he's the only one I know wow what are you are you're the Jewish first though I'm Irish and Jewish yeah Irish Jewish Asian oh now that there's a little conflict out there in Palestine you Irish all of a sudden huh I never heard him say he's Irish you never heard time in my life he [ __ ] never he Irish one time on a parck minister of ir Ireland give one fire speech in front of Joe Biden and you saw he quit today he resigned today oh the prime minister of Ireland really yeah which one the little one I don't know the guy's name resign what the leprechaun there is a little adorable one Michael uh Duncan or think or something his name he resigned today yeah I just saw the headline I didn't read the story [ __ ] resting uh yeah Irish if if the name didn't give it away wait what I don't know Chris Maro doesn't sound like a Jewish name it does how many Jews how many Jews you name know named Chris I'm a Mel oh yeah Chris it was a big controversy that my name was Chris in my I mean the most famous Jew is named Chris Chris right who the most Jesus Chris right that's who he's named after right it's true Jesus CHR so you are you're a [ __ ] you're a big big old Mick Jew huh yo what if J what if jeso yo you know that's how Moses used to talk to the homie jeso what's up player what's up with you you still hanging there he high again he high again talking about walking on water that's jeso crazy man Jes crazy yo yo Jes told us he turn that water into wine he know he came over here with that liquor already he we was already drunk we ain't even noticed you know what I'm saying but what if Jes what if Jesus is Latino and she's so so your daddy never nut than your mom you said Latino and Jewish about Jesus you know God you gave us a sense of humor listen this that is hilarious Yo Yoo yo Imagine All J's homies right they believe in them you know what I'm saying they just kicking it with him they listening to the story like n you know my mom and dad never even had sex you know what I'm saying man J man what gz o be on Y what what the hell bro beond we needed Twitter 2,000 years ago Twitter 2,000 years ago would have been crazy huh am I high you know this white dude's walking on wall man man what bro beond man yo all of them probably used to get that Noah Noah just out there building an AR you know what I'm saying and just think about it I'm GNA build this big ass boat it's about to rain for 40 days 40 nights the Earth gonna get flooded and I'm taking all the animals with me you know what I'm saying huh what the [ __ ] bro be guy came by tried to buy two sheep to buy two sheep I can only [ __ ] one you want [ __ ] two imagine do going to buy two sheep what you got plan for Theon night Noah he asked me if I knew anybody with a giraffe said I said no [ __ ] you need a giraffe for giraffe for bro you already hire you the giraffe [ __ ] clearly oh my God the Bible's a wild book yo the Bible's crazy when you think Bible is absolutely insane crazy some of the things that the Bible gets away with we don't discuss Sodom and Gomorrah crazy yeah crazy yeah s mamora was insane because that was the first damn now that I think about it that wasn't the first time we realized women didn't listen it was Eve Eve but Sodom and gomor was was a woman who did not listen Oh I thought they was butt [ __ ] I thought I that too but lot in his family God told him to get the hell up out of there and God said if you can go back and find one good person I'll spare the whole city and they couldn't so lot went back looking to find one good person he couldn't so God said get the hell out of here and don't look back and if you look back I'm going to turn you to Salt who look back Taylor t turn the salt didn't his daughters try to [ __ ] him who I think that happened I ain't heard that part now yeah Noah when he passed out drunk in the C no no I thought lot I thought lot's like daughters or whatever like they didn't want him to leave and so they tried to seduce him and like have sex with him or something like that huh yeah can you look that one that's the Rick James version I heard that one listen [ __ ] um what if Jesus was a Latino Judo I think he is Jus Chris Jesus Chris right Carpenter you know what I'm saying he's probably just going to Home Depot get him some wood come on to make whatever the [ __ ] needs it holds up I think it does it holds up Juan Epstein I guess bro it holds up it holds up what else we got Taylor did Bruno Mars $50 million cap yeah I don't believe that either man you know here's the thing who would leak that Charlotte that's what I'm so confused by yeah if you work at if you work at the MGM and he's under contract with you you wouldn't leak that to make him look bad exactly so who's leaking that and and who gets to a $50 million Gam gambling that yeah N I can't at some point you got to know you're doing too much hey Bruno you're a million in hey you're five in 10 you're 10 in you're 15 in you get all the way to 50 before you realize that you doing too much n no no no that's problem I will say though when just hilarious did just hilarious sold out the MGM in DC I think it was in DC it was one it was somewhere in that area and she sold out the MGM and Bruno Mars had sold it out the week before and she was there on a Saturday and you know you know how sometimes you walk in venues and people like yo you just missed Bruno Mars and I'm thinking Bruno was just walking through the building or something I'm like where was Bruno doing here oh no no no he had a show here last week but he been here all weekend he been here all week gamling oh wow wow I was like no why the [ __ ] would he be gambling in where's an MGM at I don't know if it's in DC or Virginia it might be DC it's in it's it's in the DC Virginia area I'm like why would he stay here G yeah no that doesn't make sense that's got to be a a Vegas play yeah mgm's in Vegas well no they might have multiple they got a MGM and D they got a MGM and uh it's a MGM Arena or some [ __ ] but City yeah they got they got casinos and everything no it's not Atlantic City it was in DC DC of Virginia one of them um what else we got Taylor did y'all I mean I don't know if this is before after y'all time but this whole Nickelodeon thing did y'all watch it none of y'all watched it no I can't watch documentaries like that what is it what happened so basically they're kind of trying to out the mega producer Daniel Snider for all his I'm G be honest with you I don't need whole documentaries about that like I rather you just tell me the story if there's criminal charges to be bought against the guy bring up the criminal charges like I don't like to see people's traumas exploited for hourong docu Aries yo that [ __ ] is too tough to watch bro and then like anytime you hear about something happening to kids if you're a person you know like myself who's experienced that type of uh abuse you know as a child or if you're hearing about children experiencing this if you got kids that's where your mind automatically goes I don't want to watch the whole documentary about that you know what I'm saying like I I mean why yeah why haven't they press charges that's what I'm that's what I'm saying like there charges to be pressed press charges I think it's almost child abuse if you're willing to have your kid be a a child star you said that before I really do I don't disagree with you especially cuz I only know this part of the story because Jess was doing it and Jess was domestic day but the story about how the dad used to watch I don't know if it was Daniel but he used to watch somebody like kind of like touching his son inappropriately and it wasn't Daniel it was uh one of them I don't know but he was touching they said he said he used to look and be like that's kind of strange why you touching my son like like that then they stopped make they stopped letting the father come to the set and told said send the mother and the the dad told the mother make sure you watch him I don't trust that guy if I got to say all of that around an adult [ __ ] that I want my child around you and I might beat your ass off GP just because they were saying the doc too like some of the parents are like cuz a lot of the kids they were making the living for the family that's want their kids to be a star even more than the kid the kid don't know anything right I don't like it listen I don't have no problem with people like that being exposed but my thing is put them behind bars bro yeah press charges or something I just don't like the exploitation these four six hour long documentaries cuz the people making these documentaries they not making these documentaries cuz they actually care yo this [ __ ] is a ratings game uh they're still taking advantage of the didd kids they're still exploiting the kids absolutely ABS [ __ ] lutely and I feel like kids like that should be talking to therapists why put a camera in front of their face and make them relive such tra IC experiences you know what I mean just for our viewing pleasure 100% no it's [ __ ] up it's [ __ ] up uh Caitlyn Jenner and Lamar odm do have a podcast has anybody listened to it yet no but that name is fantastic you got give they announced it at the wrong time though and the reason I say they announced it at the wrong time like you can't be a pair of people launching a podcast the same time that Lamar I mean uh Lebron James and and JJ or you got to talk about what we all want to talk about does she get stripped or enough yeah we just want to see that meat don't you guys want to see it I just feel like they could have came up with a way more creative name keeping up with sports bro he's trying to go with Keeping Up with the Kardashians that's whack oh I didn't even put that together Lamar you've had an amazing life Caitlyn you've had two amazing lives like give us something man you know what I'm saying combine the two things or something man like do something yeah I think the balls in your is hilarious balls in your court you Let's do let's pay some bills and do some asking idiots Taylor cuz we got to be up oh PornHub salute to Pornhub yo yeah what happened with that so they banned it in Texas or something like that PornHub and Affiliated sites block access in Texas in legal battle over age verification law and the latest installment of the dispute make that bigger Taylor pause and the latest installment of the dispute between adult content man I don't [ __ ] know Texas is just what is Texas South Carolina band porub to but like I'm actually wondering about this there should be some way to verify that somebody's old enough to watch it we don't want kids watching it yeah but now you have to submit your ID definitely do you want to submit your ID every time you go to a pornite that's crazy I listen I don't want to but I do understand that there should be some sort of restriction so kids going don't yeah but how do you do it outside of that that's the only way you do make him submit the ID yo listen man I'm one of them old school guys born in 19 1978 I I love PornHub but I don't respect it the reason I don't respect it is because I used to have to bring playboys and pin house magazines and a Trapper Keeper you know what I'm saying and you know I mean you couldn't even have the whole Playboy of Penthouse in the Trapper Keeper you had to rip the pages out you know what I mean because it would look too thick and it would look too suspicious you know what I'm saying so I used to have the Penthouse magazines just pages in my traffic keeper that's how we used to share where would you jerk off usually I didn't jerk off back then I didn't start jerking off till I was older like how what age did you first probably like 18 19 yo what absolutely absolutely I wish I had jerked off more when I was young because I feel like jerking off is like an exercise that makes your penis bigger so I wish I would have did it when I was young but I was not jerking off when I was young really I was getting molested at eight what I need to jerk off for you know what's so crazy though psychologically when that does happen to you at 8 and you and all your home booys are sitting around talking about how y'all getting action probably all of us was getting molested who the [ __ ] knows but then you get older right so like eight I think I probably lost my virginity when I was like 16 or something like that I never felt like I wasn't getting no action your whole life wow yeah cuz I was always getting sucked you know what I mean always getting swallowed up by by by her older relative right so it's like by the time you 16 and you start getting action I didn't start jerking off until I got my heart broke what yeah first time I Jed off I cried wait what say wait what do you mean cuz I was I thought that was something that Los Jehovah's Witness right huh you were Jehovah's Witness it has nothing to do with it but yes yeah cuz I thought they're not allowed to masturbate no that had nothing to do with it I just I just thought it was a losers I literally thought jerking off I thought you jerked off cuz you was a loser you could couldn't get no [ __ ] you couldn't get no goddamn action you know so when I got my heart broke around 17 16 17 so you felt like a loser that's why you tried off I don't need you to I don't need you uh reinforce anything I'm saying okay I told y'all I felt like Los for the first time and then did you feel like a loser or were you like yes I cried wow I laid in the bed jerking off crying and that was weird as [ __ ] did you not while you cried yes what that I was just crying I was like what the [ __ ] but I was like damn this [ __ ] feel kind of good you say you Jered off on your knees before no after I started jerking off more first time I jerked off I was laying in the bed then later on I started doing it on my knees why would you go on your knees to jerk up just you cuzz I like I didn't like that [ __ ] busting off on like my stomach and [ __ ] like that you know ra put that [ __ ] on the [ __ ] I mean you could stand nah I get you don't get lightheaded when I stand yeah you stand and bust one you no you think there was a little part of you was like hoping some guy with a huge [ __ ] would walk in what and you just on your KN already like oh no what are you oh my God like what are you doing oh no I was just praying J oh my God Taylor go to that second story this is amazing this is a tip avoid stomach sleeping y'all according to the New York Post one of the main concerns is that sleeping on one's front can worsen lower back pain a common ailment among those who prefer this sleeping position okay Dr Tony nalo make it bigger tail from the scoliosis reduction Center warrant that sleeping on your stomach can worsen neck and back problems this sleeping position can affect breathing by compressing the diaphragm and putting undue pressure on the spine as a result it may become difficult to take deep breaths stomach sleeping can cause more than breathing difficulties it can also strain the cardiovascular system when you lie on your chest blood flow is restricted which complicates the heart's job and can potentially increase the risk of cardiovascular problems over time this restricted circulation can lead to higher blood pressure which is particularly problematic for people with pre-existing heart condition some people who sleep on their stomach also complain about anal pain especially in prison so just want y'all to know that sleep on stomach is not good a [ __ ] okay the sleep sleep Foundation advocates for back or side sleeping as a healthier alternative s sleeping side sleeping what it hurts like my arm always hurts you don't sleep on your arm you don't sleep on your arm you put your arm in a position I I sleep on my stomach let's play some bills many of Y sleep on your stomach at all really I mean there's times where I would like go back sure times yeah that's the most comfortable position not for me laying on my back is the most comfortable position yeah yeah really absolutely don't babies sleep on their stomach actually you want them not to not supposed to that's that's yeah you try to keep them off and then you do what called tummy time so that they can start to strengthen their necks look at you mhm Big Daddy Let's pay some bills Taylor and then do some ason idiots all right guys this episode has also been brought to you by vessie let's talk about vessie for a second when navigating the city during rush show vessie are really my trusted companions see listen their waterproof technology and comfortable fit makes every commute a breeze I'm telling you these will be your go-to sneakers especially on those rainy days or snow days what slush piles up or now we're up into spring where it's going to be raining nonstop in New York City that's right that is our spring season and the VES is going to have you locked in okay they ensure dry and comfortable feet no matter the weather definitely check out their stormburst boots the boots are fire it 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going oh he's going to a nice spot in Jersey oh which one um I don't know I mean I know but I don't want to say okay I don't know how it is yet I don't know how the food is I just get him a shout out I never been to the spot you know but you've heard of it yeah yeah I wore a tracksuit nice watch represent with my Italian homie you know what I mean is he going to bring that bring what is he going to wear tracksuit in nice watch Italians always wear tracksuits in nice watch oh this is like an Italian Italian oh big come on man like a big ginso yeah I don't know what that means like G no just a me oh okay uh I don't know is that I don't know is that yeah I don't know if he's a meatball I don't know about that I mean there all a bunch of Meatballs Jesus Christ really yeah oh that's my guy guy though like it's my guy like he took me like I've been to the feast with him in Little Italy before oh yeah yeah what's his name I don't want to say do I know him I don't know if you know him or not but just tracksuit is dope though this is legacy of resilience oh yeah s to Legacy of resilience they nice um nice brand I like it how do you know him um the guy my guy Don Juan Don ju oh is that his brand yeah Don Juan designs legac of resilience he Don Juan has made so many great Brands over the years he made uh academics back in the day he used to do the Vel for Sean John he had prps which was a huge brand he's got a brand now called art art meets chaos and uh now he's got Legacy of resilience his track suits and vws and stuff like that so you know for somebody born 1978 like myself I like the comfort of it all need it um ooh who we got Mr haruto great question he says who taught you sarcasm Schultz wow that's a good that's a good question I don't I don't recall who taught me sarcasm uh uh I don't know I do not know I would imagine maybe I learned it from like movies or entertainment or maybe some sort of like yeah I I don't know if my dad was the most sarcastic or my mom was the most sarcastic so I don't think I learned at the house but probably there's probably like a character on a TV show or something like that that was sarcastic and then maybe I picked it up from there I don't even think I use sarcasm that much maybe a little bit yeah I I I don't know who taught me sarcasm I I know the first person I saw it in was my dad you know now I go back and look at it I thought it was just humor but he was just really really sarcastic which is probably why I tend not to take things so serious or I tend to you know we can discuss traumatic horendous stuff that has happened to us with humor and sarcasm and satire CU that's what he used to do right literally like I I in M Conner it felt like everybody was sarcastic literally yeah like nobody took anything too serious everything was everything had a hint of sarcasm to it so I would I would definitely probably say um say my pops um o Jacob's unlimited said how do you manage starting to get real money for the first time easy call Jacob act like you ain't getting it there you go right don't let that [ __ ] change you in no way shape or form but you see the problem with some of y'all y'all getting big money a lot of money for the first time yep so you've never been traumatized meaning I've been fired seven times in life so you know what it's like four times from Radio I've been fired from Taco Bell I've been fired from demo in the mall I've been fired from a company called industrial Acoustics company I've had to you know collect unemployment checks you know what I mean like my wife has had to stand in front of the judge and tell the judge why we we not supposed to get evicted so it's like that's always in my mind yeah and I've always been a saver like I'm the guy that used to like to Mike I'm the guy that when I used to sell crack I used to like to watch my money turn into a bigger bigger bigger bigger knot yeah so I'm like that now I'm like that now with everything like I don't I've never spent a television check really man when I saw Marshon Lynch say that [ __ ] and I think I saw Shaq say that [ __ ] back in the day and I was like yo that's dope and I said to myself whenever I get to the point where I got several screams of income coming in not touching that TV money and I and I don't I mean it's a lot of money I don't touch like I don't touch like like like like real estate right like I have I have buildings that I own that I lease in mon corner I don't touch that money you know what I mean TV I've never any I've done late night television [ __ ] in the last season was two seasons whatever whatever I've never touched a TV check wow ever wow anytime I do television or this Daily Show or anything that [ __ ] just goes into I pay the taxes on it that's it and that's it don't touch that money there's no need to right smart you know yeah that is smart so how do you manage starting to get real money for the first time act like you're not getting it Jacob and it's hard Jacob you're going to find a hard time doing it everybody wants to you know you buy a sports car you going want to see how fast it goes [ __ ] but why buy one when you can rent one no 100% it's the same feeling 100% I I guess I'm just saying it's like when you first get a couple bucks you're going to want to flex because your whole life you haven't had anything and then you have the opportunity to now buy [ __ ] and you're like okay I want to buy [ __ ] and then after a while you start to realize oh wow yeah just buying [ __ ] doesn't make me happy or anything and just doing the work does there's only two people I talk about money with okay and that's my wife and my mom oh interesting cuz like when you see certain things like this is unfuckin believable yeah and you like my wife understand cuz she been with me 26 years my mom understands cuz she be me just Mom you know what I mean and the fact that she the most she ever made was $30,000 in her life and she shows me old Deeds of like my grandfather's taxes were and [ __ ] like that and you like [ __ ] you know what I mean so people like those are the only two people I showed things like that too yeah and you know to you know and it's got to be certain things yeah you know yeah um briz Breezy says which two presidents in history would you like to see in a fight oh this is a good one who would you like to see in a fight H Barack Obama definitely Barack and and uh H maybe Joe Biden come on Wow Come on why make it better than that like who like who I'm just saying you know bid garbage for Ratings bro what you know what the matchup would be you think it's I want to see George Bush fight garbage who is it y'all ain't trying to get no ratings bro well it's Trump if you want trumpo who Obama Trump come on you got all the best element first of all you got the two most popular presidents ever right interesting I would think right then you got D Ras Factor you know what I mean what about Abraham Lincoln versus Brock that's who I was going to say no my cuz he's he was he fought somebody I mean he was a famous kind of I think he fought with a sword or something really yeah I think he was in some sort of weird dlish not with a gun sorry he clearly wasn't a gun no he he challenged to somebody and he smartly I think picked some sort of weapon that gave him an advantage because he you know he's like yeah Abraham Lincoln ain't going sell no tickets in 2024 jump yeah I guess you're right but Lincoln ain't making a scam nothing bro but Barack versus trumpito Barack versus Trump is the one and who wins Barack easy yeah I don't know Trump's big that's what I'm saying I don't know if it's easy Trump could grab got some size by the [ __ ] by that [ __ ] you know what I mean dude that's a fire move that' be his fatality that's a fire fatality saying oh dude yeah I got Trump cuz the trash talk would be crazy leading up to the fight it would be nuts and honestly the race element alone sells the fight phenomenal come on y'all y'all trying to sell a fight or not like I don't see no [ __ ] Abraham Lincoln versus nobody like I mean see an honest a would just be cool but I hear you yeah Barack versus Trump would be would be very entertaining it'd be the best the best one yeah you got to go to those press conferences those press conferences worth just as much as a fight I think Obama will win okay give us one more oh this is a good one how has having a kid kids affected your marriage schz how's having a kid kids affected my marriage um trying to have the kid um brought my wife and I even closer and that was like really cool because I think going through what we went through can cause a lot of damage potentially to relationships so that was really awesome um it's what I've noticed is that like when you have a kid and we have a baby nurse there's less time for my wife and I just to be alone and when you're not alone as much there's less time for you to resolve conflicts so it's easy for things that are little to build up and then when you have to resolve them them they feel bigger but you're like discussing something you're like why are why are we arguing about this thing that's not even that big a deal that's true so it was something that we've had to like make adjustment go hey hey let's not let something Fester even if we have no alone time or minimal alone time let's address it before it can like grow but that yeah so that was a thing to get used to also just being a needy [ __ ] like I didn't realize how needy I was you know the first oh dude the first few weeks my Scorpio by yeah but like the first few weeks your wife is just keeping your baby alive and I and I didn't I wasn't complaining but I felt I was like oh wow I really like want her attention or I want her time and I would just shut it down because she's doing the most important thing which is keeping her baby alive but it it was interesting to see that happen were you like look look look what I can do I bet you I bet you there's I bet you there was versions of that how crazy is that I have you probably tried to breath feet I did he probably tried to breastfeed you oh my God I um I agree with everything SCH just said and I also feel like yeah I think kids kids do bring you closer together if you and your wife already have that Bond yes for me it's really incredible to watch because me and my wife have literally been together for 26 years so we were together when we were kids so to watch her in this era of her life where she's a fantastic wife and a fantastic mother it just makes you appreciate her even more cuz you like damn she killing it God thank you for blessing me with this person who makes all of our lives so much easier Amen to that cuz she's the CEO of the house she holds it all together she keeps it all together like I couldn't do it that's it you know saying like I know I personally couldn't do it and I watch other men out there who got you know uh children children by women that they don't even like that's got to be torture torture that's got to be hell so you know for me it it yeah I think it affects your marriage just it's already hard when you love that person more than anybody on the planet that's right I imagine not loving them that's right [ __ ] that's right so so it it just for me it just makes you appreciate your your wife amen even more like like whatever you felt for your wife whatever love you had for her whatever appreciation you have for her when you see her operating as a mother it takes all of that to a whole other level also when they do anything for you knowing that they're already handling the kids and everything that any little extra thing they do feels in incredible there's like a immense gratitude you get breakfast out of nowhere you're like yo with all the [ __ ] you got to do you still thinking of me man that's fire that works the other way too though sometimes if the kids get all of they're eating like what where the [ __ ] is Daddy playing ain't none none of y'all be eating if it wasn't for me do know this this every now and then it's like godamn man take care me first you know why don't I just sto working why don't we see what happens if I just stop working huh you got threaten your whole family but you know what's so funny about that like you know when you kid like like my 5-year-old would be like why you got to go back in the city again I got to go work why if I don't work we don't eat why wouldn't we eat why wouldn't we eat we would still eat and they would you know what I mean they would that's just how we justifi that's how we justify it like if we don't work nothing like no everybody going to starve to death like no we got some money sa yeah we'll they'll be okay it'll be fine um as always if you listen to this podcast you think we're smart you think we're intelligent you think we're brilliant you're absolutely right but if you listen to this podcast you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know [ __ ] you're right too it's 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Published: Sat Mar 23 2024