Laws Don't Apply To Me... I Own A Tank

foreign new tank since no one's even seen what they can handle yet [Music] what take [Music] this tank this one whoa whoa whoa you broke my window [Music] [Music] perfect it's gonna go into the dish all these people they got to get to work I gotta get to work too man it's not smart fella [Music] there's no use owning a tank if the gun doesn't work right because then it's just a tractor at that point so it's getting a lot of hate oh okay yeah the gun is actually plugged so nothing can go in there we're good man solid pass through on the whole Barrel no I think there's probably a plug in here I can see you really well oh wait I can see you too see the difference between my tank and a tank that's deactivated is that mine isn't deactivated you got the wrong one you just told me get the big one the big American one that's right it says I thought it was written in military or something let's just find another one oh this will fit so I bought this in case we couldn't do that legally I think that's twice as illegal if this is illegal and this is illegal cancels out yeah I'm just gonna stand behind this and then we'll get it lined up all right there's a Fed here which one [Applause] all of them [Music] this is your tank yeah I just picked it up we're just working on the gun for ATF guideline 69-2420 it's actually illegal to have tank with a functioning gun on it well I have the registration for it it's for a 2001 Honda Civic [Music] let's go [Applause] I think it's a little clean still we're gonna add some character to it we'll like rub some dirt on it [Music] look at the glass no way that is really big dude a crater look at that hole in there look at that if I cannot drive through a cinder block wall with my daily driver why did I buy that so we have an 11 foot tall brick wall and I laid this all by hand with one hand you paid someone thirteen thousand dollars to do that also we're gonna drive through this car I want to make sure the school buses are safe because how are the kids going to grow up to be young strong adults if you can't make it past five years old because you ran over them all the time but they got ran over because their bus wasn't safe enough that's what I'm saying and before I do this with a real bus FBI open up I'm a little concerned about this like it's extreme size no the kids that are sitting in aisle nine guys uh buckle up foreign [Music] oh my God oh my God good morning [Music] [Applause] [Music] good six down four left up up four no down two left no you're aimed at the hunters [Music] I can't understand yo the deer on the ground two down eight left four okay no down up up four no don't aim any higher fire fire no air yeah nice shot nailed three of them all in one that'll look good on the wall [Music] foreign excuse me can I speak to the owner he's just out over the hill and you get him up here thank you hey Cody you got a copy [Music] hey there's uh some guy here to see him [Applause] right here for you [Music] [Music] so now I gotta get a new car second time this week is this guy I would assume you could have park in the parking lot and be fine oh you see it right on there oh occupational safety and health administration yeah we're gonna have a look around make sure everything's nice and safe and you all use all the proper precautions and protection y'all got goggles obvious yes condoms y'all had any workplace accidents lately no I I wouldn't say we've had many so what happened zero days ago I couldn't recall if anything could happen all right listen we're gonna look over every square into this place see y'all got some work going on up there that second level you don't have a railing on that staircase now you got to have one I don't know why we need a railing what's up in case something like that happens luckily it wasn't a person okay all right um okay I had no clue about that well at least nothing fell on the person I would say that okay so I would say that the majority of the stuff that we do here is typical like Construction you say artillery rounds no they mean first aid kids Hey listen pop scene enough to be honest I gotta get out of here I'm gonna give you your final report and I'm gonna go sir okay you ruined my car I gotta get home somehow you can just ride with her she can take you you want me riding that yeah I don't use your reports all right I appreciate your time you're gonna hear from our people like a good way just be on the lookout thanks oh they're all crooked and he's not level I don't know who idea was to play outside why are we outside Brody's turn yeah where's Cody it's your turn I'm gonna hit that black ball with the eight on it Loose if you are 12 down one left did I hit it so I bought this new RC plane for eleven thousand dollars the guy said that he should probably come teach us but he's not here yet so I'm just gonna try to figure it out real quick will you remember what happened with the helicopter yeah the helicopter is awesome I love that thing we have all these controls I don't even know what these do yet throttle no I'll just figure it out I really don't think this is a good idea Cody what our tank is on fire give me water wait what do you no no no no no the tank oh we're good we're good we're good that was close start it up just leave it there until he comes to show us how to fly it so until my Class 3 weapons license comes in 12 up you're just calling out commands to yourself oh [Music] this is how the Pioneers used to do it back in the old days many people wonder where we get the money to make videos like this that's because we're the absolute best at everything we do including our own clothing brand monster Max which I've spent the last year personally designing to be one step above every other work line that you can possibly find I personally picked out the fabric ready Dimensions I have the legs why would a tank top even have legs and every other feature of monster Max we have made clothing that is better than any other version you will possibly find I have this we're hoping to get it sewed into the tank tops it's going to win them for example the sleeves on this hoodie are two percent longer the hood is two percent larger this hoodie can be dried as many times as you want without shrinking or pilling so when you're done it doesn't look like this the hoodie is not an Expendable item we want your clothing to last you as long as possible something as simple as socks these are most comfortable socks you'll ever wear in your life how can you improve socks well first of all you can remove the little plastic staple that pulls the thread out every time you break it in half these things are like literally walking on clouds the products have nice packaging because we're proud of the product your hood on your hoodie does not fit over a beanie why did you buy the hoodie if your hoodie shrinks after two times drying it why did you buy the hoodie monstermax.com is now live with the best products available known to mankind since we're a relatively new company we produce less than 5 000 pieces there's a limited Supply we do have a nice return policy but I know that whatever you buy you'll be happy with it I just want to take a moment here to address the false allegations that everyone's making about me illegally moving my property line 11 foot four and a half inches every week we're just pineapple Farmers trying to make an honest living there's nothing weird about our militarized installation we don't mind if anyone crosses our property line or anything so I just want to clear the air because a lot of neighbors were concerned that we were illegally moving the fence line so that we could illegally gain private property and make it ours Mini Field oh yeah we installed a Minefield last night the following countries Indonesia at zero Russia Russia they only have one point zero zero zero zero tanks that's a million tanks I have more tanks in this country Pakistan they only have 1.000 tanks that's a hundred thousand you're talking about Pakistan this also gives me legal power beyond what most other civilians would have I bought this tank from United Kingdom I went over there as a a law-abiding citizen I didn't even bring that many weapons I got a speeding ticket they caught me doing six miles an hour over they have speed cameras everywhere now I did not know this so I was speeding everywhere I went we have photographic evidence that shows uh a red Toyota Hilux committing the alleged offense of speeding excess of 30 miles an hour all they have is a photo of me driving you just admitted to it on camera oh no look it's just a piece of paper if they want me they're gonna have to bring a lot more than that [Music] what in the chromosomes incest Alabama cousin what's up licking chromosome is this dude when I run over this truck their family log is going to be so pissed their families log yeah because it doesn't have any limbs on it Georgie Georgie Cody Cody stop stop stop stop stop Jordan stop [Music] oh [Applause] foreign I'm gonna drive over the tank now [Music] I'm running over a tank it's like this to flip it needs to be like that oh oh are you kidding me hello State Farm hi uh I've been hit by a pickup truck I got T-boned uh 2006 Silverado 2500 full coverage yeah I have six inch armor so it's hello so I'm thinking I had this theory if I could just get a little more money like 800 trillion dollars I could buy New York City and level it no I buy all the real estate Empire State Building mine Twin Towers mine no they don't the White House mine that's not in New York oh but I'm saying ever since I was six weeks old I wanted to pull tug of war my tank versus world's largest monster trucks you know we have remote control trucks there we go [Music] wow okay it has a little bit more torque than I thought oh won't you match the useless piece of crap dude why is it pulling up Jay foreign [Applause] that was fun I just hope we didn't mess up the grass too much [Music] [Music] all right [Music] [Applause] really that was the 10th Annual Vietnam veterans picnic his record attendance this year I'm kind

Channel: WhistlinDiesel

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Id: SuFKNFrQmQs

Length: 17min 55sec (1075 seconds)

Published: Mon May 22 2023

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[u/roxtten]

Here is an extra video about the process of purchasing and importing this tank to US - video, plus a fun tank conversation with UK's tank guy at the end (starts at around 34min mark)..

And a lot of interesting tank related comments/discussions in the comments' section..

[u/Sweaty-Echidna-9738]

I hate this guy.