♪ ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Jimmy: VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> Jimmy: BOY, I FORGET HOW MUSCULAR YOU ARE UNTIL I SEE YOU IN PERSON. AND YOU CERTAINLY ARE MUSCULAR. >> I WALKED IN TO SEE SETH, AND I HAD THIS TINY LITTLE TEE SHIRT ON UNDER THIS JACKET AND HE SAID GOD, YOU'RE JACKED UP. >> Jimmy: HE MENTIONED THAT TO ME, TOO. YOU RETIRED FROM WRESTLING SINCE THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU. >> I DID. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU REALLY RETIRED OR IS THIS A CHER OR HULK HOGANESQUE RETIREMENT? >> I'M REALLY RETIRED. I'D BEEN WORKING UP TO IT FOR YEARS. I NEEDED TO GO BACK AND CLOSE UP MY CAREER. I WAS RETIRED YEARS AGO, BUT I WANTED TO HAVE THAT FORMAL CLOSURE. >> Jimmy: WRESTLE MANIA, WHICH ONE WAS IT? >> 35. >> Jimmy: AND YOU CLOSE YOUR CAREER. YOU HAD A MATCH WITH TRIPLE H. >> I DID. JOICH AND YOU LOST. >> I DID. >> Jimmy: NORMALLY, YOU GO HEY, HEY, COME ON, GUICE, THIS IS MY LAST ONE. YOU COULD LET ME WIN. >> I COULD GO OUT ON MY BACK. HE STAYS, HE LOOKS VICTORIOUS AND I GO OFF INTO THE SUNSET. >> Jimmy: THIS IS SOMETHING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT. YOU WANTED TO GO OUT A LOSER. >> I WANTED TO GO OUT A LOSER, ABSOLUTELY. THAT IS THE OLD SCHOOL WRESTLER IN ME. I WOULD GO OUT ON MY BACK. >> Jimmy: "STUBER" YOU AND KAMIL HAVE CHEMISTRY. >> WE WERE SHOOTING OUTSIDE OF ATLANTA, I GOT AN AIRBNB. IT WAS ABOUT 5:00 IN THE MORNING. I GO BACK, IT'S A GATED COMMUNITY, AND THE SECURITY GUARD WON'T LET ME IN. I SAID I'VE GOT AIRBNB HERE. I'VE PAID FOR IT. SORRY, YOUR NAME'S NOT ON THE LIST, I CAN'T LET YOU IN. I SAID ONE WAY OR ANOTHER YOU'RE LETTING ME IN THIS GATE. HE GOT ON THE PHONE AND CALLED THE POLICE. SO I'M SITTING THERE, THE POLICE OFFICER COMES UP AND SHINES HIS LIGHT. I GET OUT. I'M SUPER PISSED. AND I STAND UP, AND HE GOES, BAUTISTA? AND I TOLD HIM WHAT HAPPENED AND HE SAID DON'T WORRY, WE GOT THIS. >> Jimmy: IT LOOKS LIKE THINGS WENT OKAY. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Jimmy: AND THEN DID THE THREE OF YOU BEAT UP THE SECURITY GUARD? >> NO, WE DIDN'T. >> Jimmy: YOU LET HIM OFF THE HOOK. SO KAMIL WAS HERE A FEW WEEKS AGO. THE I THINK HE'S IN LOVE WITH YOU. >> LIKEWISE. I LOVE THAT DUDE. >> Jimmy: ON THE LAST DAY OF SHOOTING THE MOVIE, YOU DIDN'T HAVE A SCENE, BUT YOU STAYED ALL DAY. MOST ACTORS ARE LIKE, ADIOS, I'M OUT OF HERE. YOU WAITED, AND AT THE END YOU PASSED OUT PERSONAL GIFTS TO EVERY MEMBER OF THE CREW. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: EVERY MEMBER OF THE CREW. [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: HE SAID THAT YOU HAD, LIKE YOU KNEW SOMEONE LOVED THE COLOR PURPLE. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO YOU BOUGHT HER A PURPLE DRESS OR SOMETHING. AND ANOTHER GUY, AND YOU ACTUALLY BOUGHT, WHAT WAS THE GIFT YOU GAVE KUMEIL? >> A WORLD TITLE BELT. HE COLLECTS ACTION FIGURES AS WELL. SO I GAVE HIM THIS HOT TOYS ACTION FIGURE. >> Jimmy: YOU GAVE LIMB SHIM ST REALLY, REALLY LIKED. THE BEST PART IS HE WAS UNPREPARED AND HE DID NOT GIVE GIFTS TO ANYONE IN THE CAST. >> THAT'S NOT EXACTLY TRUE. HE LEAVES OUT AN IMPORTANT PART. SO I DID. I WAS JUST A BIG DEAL FOR ME, IT WAS MY FIRST STUDIO LEAD, I WANTED TO MAKE A BIG DEAL AND STAY THANK YOU TO EVERYBODY. SO I BOUGHT GIFTS. BUT WHEN I REALIZED HE DIDN'T GET ANYBODY ANYTHING I LET HIM SIGN THE CARDS. I SAID YOU CAN SAY THEY'RE FROM BOTH OF US. >> Jimmy: WHICH MAKES IT EVEN MORE HUMILIATING IN A WAY. NOT ONLY DID HE NOT GET GIFTS FOR THE CREW. HE DIDN'T GET ANYTHING FOREYOU AND AND YOU GOT HIM A BEAUTIFUL GIFT. >> OH, YEAH, HE DID. HE GAVE ME LIFE-LONG FRIENDSHIP. >> Jimmy: THE GOOD NEWS IS, HE'S HERE NOW, AND HE HAS SOMETHING FOR YOU. >> IS HE REALLY? >> HEY! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> I GOT YOU YOUR WRAPPED GIFT FOR STUBER. >> Jimmy: COME OVER HERE A SECOND. IS IT OKAY? >> OPEN IT. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Jimmy: THIS IS SOMETHING THAT YOU PICKED OUT PERSONALLY? EXPLAIN THE STORY BEHIND THIS. >> YEAH. >> I COLLECT LUNCH BOXES. AND I AM OBSESSED WITH BRUCE LEE, SO THAT EXPLAINS THAT. >> Jimmy: THIS IS A BRUCE LEE LUNCH BOX. >> THERE'S MORE? >> Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE A BRUCE LEE LUNCH BOX? >> I DON'T HAVE THIS PARTICULAR BRUCE LEE LUNCH BOX. >> AND I GOT YOU A BUNCH OF GLUTEN FREE SNACKS. HE DOESN'T EAT GLUTEN. [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: NO BETTER GIFT THAN THE GIFT OF LOVE. [ APPLAUSE ] >> THIS IS, LIKE WE REALLY GOT TO KNOW EACH OTHER. >> Jimmy: I GUESS SO. >> IT'S ALWAYS BAD WHEN THE OTHER GUY'S LIKE, THE GIFT HE GIVES ME IS HIS FRIENDSHIP. I HEARD, YOU GOT A NETFLIX SPECIAL? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: REALLY? WHAT KIND OF SPECIAL? >> STAND-UP COMEDY. >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU DO STAND-UP COMEDY. >> I THINK THEY THOUGHT BECAUSE I WAS WORKING WITH KUMEIL. I SAID I'M NOT A STAND-UP COMEDIAN. AND THEY SAID WE'LL GIVE YOU 10 MILLION. AND I SAID I'LL DO IT. >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD DEAL. I KNOW WE'RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT "STUBER." LET'S TAKE A LOOK. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> I'VE NEVER DONE STAND-UP COME S COMEDY BEFORE, BUT NETFLIX PAID ME $10 MILLION, SO. THIS IS AN IMPRESSION I DO. THIS IS MY OUTLET. IT'S 5:00 SOMEWHERE. 5:00 SOMEWHERE. DRINKING PROBLEMS, YOU KNOW? KNOCK, KNOCK. >> WHO'S THERE? >> INTERRUPTING COW. >> INTERRUPTING COW WHO? >> MOO. I MESSED THAT UP. PRETEND YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT. >> YOU SUCK! >> AH! DO I SUCK AT THIS? DO I SUCK? AH! NOW THAT'S FUNNY! I'M FUNNY! I'M FUNNY! >> Jimmy: WOW. VERY WELL DONE. VERY WELL DONE. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] DAVE BAUTISTA.
Batista, from everything I've seen of him in regular interviews, seems like one of the coolest cats ever
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