ANYONE PAYING ATTENTION TO THE
NEWS THESE DAYS KNOWS WE'RE IN TURBULENT TIMES. >> OUR COUNTRY HAS NEVER BEEN
MORE DIVIDED. AND AS A RESULT, IT'S HURTING. >> James: SO TONIGHT, KRISTEN
WIIG AND I DECIDED TO BRING A LITTLE BIT OF JOY TO PEOPLE BY
SINGING ONE OF OUR FAVORITE SONGS. IT'S ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL,
PEACEFUL, AND POWERFUL SONGS EVER WRITTEN. >> AND MAYBE WITH THIS SONG, WE
CAN START TO HEAL OUR NATION. >> James: I THINK WE CAN,
KRISTEN. ♪ WELL I HEARD THERE WAS
A SECRET CHORD ♪ THAT DAVID PLAYED
AND IT PLEASED THE LORD ♪ BUT YOU DON'T REALLY
CARE FOR MUSIC DO YA... >> ♪ WELL IT GOES LIKE THIS
THE FOURTH, THE FIFTH ♪ THE MINOR FALL
AND THE MAJOR LIFT ♪ THE BAFFLED KING COMPOSING
HALLELU-JUH. >> ♪ HALLELUJAH
HALLELUJAH ♪ HALLELUJAH
HALLE-LOOO-OOOH-JUH-- >> James: RIGHT, SORRY, STOP THE
MUSIC. SORRY, KRISTEN, IT'S JUST THAT
YOU'RE PRONOUNCING HALLELUJAH WRONG. >> REALLY, AM I? >> James: YEAH, YOU WERE SAYING
HALLELU-JUH. >> HUH, THAT'S WEIRD. I DIDN'T THINK I WAS. >> James: THAT'S OKAY. LET'S JUST KEEP GOING. ♪ YOUR FAITH WAS STRONG
BUT YOU NEEDED PROOF ♪ YOU SAW HER BATHING
ON THE ROOF ♪ HER BEAUTY AND THE MOONLIGHT
OVERTHREW YOU >> ♪ SHE TIED YOU TO
A KITCHEN CHAIR ♪ SHE BROKE YOUR THRONE
AND SHE CUT YOUR HAIR ♪ AND FROM YOUR LIPS SHE DREW
THE HALLEE-HOW-YAY. ♪ HALLEEHOWYAY
HALLEEHOWYAY ♪ HALLEEHOWYAY
>> James: WAIT, STOP! STOP THE MUSIC! STOP THE MUSIC! STOP THE MUSIC! KRISTEN, YOU DID IT AGAIN. >> WHAT'S WRONG? >> James: YOU PRONOUNCED
HALLELUJAH WRONG. >> I DON'T THINK I DID. >> James: YES, YOU DID. AND NOW WE LOST THE DOVES. CAN WE GET THE DOVES BACK? NO? LOOK, DON'T BE EMBARRASSED,
KRISTEN, BUT... DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE HALLELUJAH? >> YES, OF COURSE I KNOW HOW TO
PRONOUNCE... THAT WORD. >> James: HALLELUJAH. >> YES. >> James: HALLELUJAH. >> YES. >> James: OKAY, THEN LET'S JUST
KEEP GOING. JUST MAKE SURE TO SING IT RIGHT
THIS TIME. >> OKAY, I WILL. LET ME GET BACK INTO A STATE OF
TRANQUILITY. ♪ BABY I'VE
BEEN HERE BEFORE ♪ I'VE SEEN THIS ROOM
AND I WALKED THIS FLOOR ♪ I USED TO LIVE ALONE
BEFORE I KNEW YOU >> ♪ AND I'VE SEEN YOUR FLAG
ON THE MARBLE ARCH ♪ AND LOVE IS NOT
A VICTORY MARCH ♪ IT'S A COLD AND IT'S A BROKEN
HOLY-LOO-OW! ♪ HOLY-LOO-OW
>> James: STOP THE FIRE RAIN! STOP IT! KRISTEN, WHAT WAS THAT? >> WHAT ARE YOU FREAKING OUT
ABOUT NOW? LET'S JUST SING THE SONG. >> James: I'D LOVE TO SING THE
(<i> BLEEP </i>) SONG! IT'S A BEAUTIFUL, PEACEFUL SONG
THAT WILL HEAL THE WHOLE WORLD IF WE GET IT RIGHT! JUST REPEAT AFTER ME: "HA." >> HA. >> James: LE. >> LE. >> James: LOU. >> LOU. >> James: YUH. >> YUH. >> James: HALLELUJAH. >> HOLLABACK GIRL. >> James: NO! THAT WAS OUR LAST FIRE RAIN! JUST FORGET IT. LET'S JUST FORGET THIS WHOLE
SONG AND DANCE-- IT DOESN'T MATTER. I DON'T KNOW WHO WILL BRING
ABOUT WORLD PEACE BUT IT WON'T BE US. >> HEY, COME ON, JAMES. DON'T GIVE UP. >> James: NO, I'M DONE. I CAN'T BEAR THIS CROSS. >> JAMES. JAMES, LOOK AT ME. DON'T LET ISIS WIN. >> James: YOU'RE RIGHT, OKAY. LET'S SAY IT TOGETHER. ONE, TWO, THREE... HALLELUJAH
>> HOLLY-DOO-DAH. >> James: HALLELUJAH
>> HAYLEE-ROO-HAT. >> James: HALLELUJAH
>> HALLE BERRY >> James: HALLELUJAH
>> CHALLAH BREAD >> James: HALLELUJAH
>> HICKORY FARMS >> James: HALLELUJAH
>> HOW-ARE-YOU? I'M GOOD. >> James: HALLELUJAH
>> HOWDY-DO-DEE >> James: HALLELUJAH
>> HALLELUJAH! >> James: YES! >> HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! YES, THAT'S IT! LET'S DO THIS, QUICK! ♪ MAYBE THERE'S
A GOD ABOVE ♪ BUT ALL I'VE EVER
LEARNED FROM LOVE ♪ WAS HOW TO SHOOT SOMEBODY
WHO OUTDREW YOU >> ♪ AND IT'S NOT A CRY
THAT YOU HEAR AT NIGHT ♪ IT'S NOT SOMEBODY
WHOSE SEEN THE LIGHT ♪ IT'S A COLD AND IT'S A BROKEN
HALLELUJAH! >> ♪ HALLELUJAH
HALLELUJAH ♪ HALLELUJAH
HALLELUJAH >> HELLO-JULIA! HELLO-JULIA! HELLO-JULIA! >> James: WHY ARE YOU SINGING
"HELLO JULIA"? "HELLO JULIA"? WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT? >> I HELPED THEM WARM UP BEFORE
THE SHOW. >> James: JUST FORGET IT. HELLO-JULIA! HELLO-JULIA! ♪ ♪ ♪
