LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, KRISTEN WIIG! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >>> WOW. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. OKAY. I AM SO HAPPY TO BE BACK, AND I'M SO EXCITED BECAUSE IT IS MY FIFTH TIME HOSTING, SO I AM OFFICIALLY -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] -- YEAH, OFFICIALLY IN THE FIVE TIMERS CLUB. OH, YOU KNOW WHAT, REALLY WITH QUICK. I REALIZED I HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE TO SAY HI TO THE BAND. MIND IF I DO THAT REALLY QUICK? ON KEYS, HOW YOU DOING? SEAN ON DRUMS, HOW ABOUT YOU? GREAT. LENNY ON SAX, HOW YOU DOING? >> I'M OKAY. >> SO I HAVE TO SAY AS A FORMER CAST MEMBER, IT IS VERY SPECIAL BEING A FIVE TIMER. I HAVE NEVER -- >> HEY, KRISTEN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> HI, PAUL. HI. >> I MEAN, RIGHT? THIS IS EXCITING. IT'S SO EXCITING. AREN'T YOU EXCITED? TONIGHT YOU'RE GETTING YOUR FIVE TIMERS JACKET. LOOK AT MINE, HUH? >> YEAH. LOOKS GREAT. >> YOU KNOW, I ALSO HEARD A RUMOR YOU MIGHT BE DOING ONE OF THOSE FIVE TIMER SKETCHES FEATURING AWESOME CELEBRITY CAMEOS. IS THERE LIKE A SCRIPT OR SOMETHING I COULD LOOK AT FOR THAT? >> OH, SORRY. I DON'T THINK WE'RE DOING ONE OF THOSE. >> OH. OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> BUT I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT GETTING MY JACKET TONIGHT. OH, ANOTHER QUESTION. YES, PAULA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> HI. I USED TO BE A WRITER HERE, BUT TONIGHT I'M PLAYING AN AUDIENCE MEMBER, SO SHE'S GOING TO PRETEND LIKE SHE DOESN'T KNOW ME. >> WHAT'S YOUR QUESTION, MA'AM? >> I THINK IT'S SO SWEET THAT YOU'RE SO EXCITED ABOUT GETTING A FIVE TIMERS JACKET. YOU KNOW, THEY BASICALLY HAND THOSE OUT TO EVERYBODY LIKE FREE MAX iPADS. >> THANK YOU. BUT THEY DON'T JUST HAND THE JACKETS OUT TO ANYONE. YOU GOT TO HOST FIVE TIMES. OH, ANOTHER QUESTION. YES, MATT DAMON. HI. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> YEAH. HI, KRISTEN. WELL, FIRST OFF, BIG FAN. I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW I GREW UP WATCHING YOU ON SNL. >> GREW UP WATCHING ME ON SNL? WAIT, MATT, WHY DO YOU HAVE ON A FIVE TIMERS JACKET? HAVEN'T YOU ONLY HOSTED TWICE? >> YEAH. BUT LORNE SAID THE FIRST TIME I HOSTED WAS SO GOOD, IT COUNTED FOR THREE. AND THEN, SECOND TIME, NOT QUITE AS GOOD, THAT ONLY COUNTED FOR TWO. BUT BY MY MATH, THAT'S FIVE, BABY. >> OKAY. WELL, THAT DOESN'T REALLY SEEM FAIR. I MEAN, I'VE HOSTED FIVE TIMES. I EARNED THIS, RIGHT? DOESN'T THIS JACKET HAVE ANY MEANING ANYMORE? I DON'T KNOW. LORNE? >> THIS JACKET IS SO -- >> I MEAN, I LOVE IT. >> I LOVE THIS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. GUYS ARE YOU HERE GETTING JACKETS TOO? NONE OF YOU HAVE EVEN HOSTED FIVE TIMES. >> YEAH. BUT TOGETHER WE'VE HOSTED FIVE TIMES. LIKE I'VE HOSTED ONE TIME. >> AND I'VE HOSTED ONE TIME. MY JACKET'S A LITTLE SMALL, ISN'T IT? >> I'VE HOSTED THREE TIMES. THE LAST TIME WAS IN 2010, BUT I'M SURE THE FOURTH ONE IS COMING UP, RIGHT LORNE? >> HOW DARE YOU PUT LORNE ON THE SPOT LIKE THAT? I HAVEN'T HOSTED SINCE 2012. >> OH, SWEET. SO WE ARE DOING A FIVE TIMERS SKETCH. >> GUYS, WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? I WAS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT BEING IN THE FIVE TIMERS CLUB, BUT NOW IT SEEMS LIKE IT'S NOT EVEN THAT SPECIAL. >> YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE RIGHT. I FEEL BAD. I SHOULD PROBABLY GIVE YOU MY JACKET. >> THAT'S FINE. YOU WERE GREAT. YOU DESERVE IT. >> I DO. I DO. I MEAN, I CAME BACK FOR A BUNCH OF CAMEOS. I DID THAT CAVANAUGH THING. REMEMBER THE CAVANAUGH? OH, REALLY? I GET A JACKET FOR THAT? >> THEY JUST GAVE YOU ANOTHER JACKET. >> JUST FOR A CAMEO, RIGHT? THAT'S LIKE EXCESSIVE. I DON'T WANT IT. I'LL GIVE IT TO LIKE ONE OF MY KIDS. KRISTEN, YOU SHOULD REALLY FEEL PROUD OF YOURSELF. DID YOU KNOW YOU'RE THE YOUNGEST MEMBER OF THE FIVE TIMERS CLUB? >> NO, ACTUALLY, THAT'S NOT TRUE. EMMA STONE WAS HERE JUST A FEW WEEKS AGO. >> OKAY. FIRST FEMALE MEMBER OF THE FIVE TIMERS CLUB. >> NO. I JUST SAID EMMA STONE WAS HERE. BY THE WAY, THERE'S LOTS OF OTHER WOMEN. >> FIRST FRENCH WOMAN. >> I'M NOT A FRENCH WOMAN. >> I MEAN, YOU KIND OF SEEM FRENCH. LOOK, I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS -- ♪ THIS IS YOUR NIGHT, IT'S NO SURPRISE, THE MEMORIES OF YOU AS GILLY SHOULD WIN YOU A PRIZE ♪ ♪ THEY SHOULD HANG YOU UP IN THE LOO, THE TARGET LADY WOULD SAY I APPROVE ♪ ♪ AND THERE'S ONE THING I KNOW IS TRUE, I WOULDN'T BE HERE WITHOUT ALL OF YOU ♪ >> OH, MY GOD. IS THAT RYAN GOSLING? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> ARE YOU SURE? I MEAN, I HAVEN'T EVEN HOSTED THREE TIMES YET. IT SEEMS UNFAIR. >> I KNOW. >> OKAY. ♪ THIS IS YOUR NIGHT, THIS IS YOUR NIGHT, THIS IS YOUR NIGHT ♪ >> WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT! RAYE IS HERE! STICK AROUND. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!
