Kirsten Dunst Teaches Conan German Curse Words | CONAN on TBS

I have to ask you right away you did something interesting recently which surprised me I was I was reading up on you today and I didn't realize that you had become recently a German citizen yes about three years ago well my dad's from Germany and so I figured why not you know get that European passport I've always wanted to have the two passports I always someone I I was feel cool I say you're like oh I get to go through the European line you know right you can have you still have your American passport but you have the German passport as well and do you how much do you know the culture there now you have a German passport do you hang out there do you speak German uh yeah I'm Clan deuts I asked you a question do you speak German yeah a little bit of German I said jumbo I said a little bit of German that that's what you said a little bit of German do you know uh like what what phrases do you know well I know good curse word phrases oh really can we hear those because that won't offend anybody yeah uh uh do B sh cop I think I know it what is that that's yeah [Laughter] yeah thanks Andy yeah what's I know that that kind of German what's another one um AR I'm guessing that's you're an yeah yeah a big wait is oh stop okay we get it anyone just tuning in right now just thinks I really pissed you off my mother's going to call me why was she so mad at you do you find it you can use those words over there um my friends have fun using them but yeah I me and my dad we went to Germany not that long ago we went on a road trip together and we went to this place called uh miniature Wonderland which is like a miniature City and it's all you know oh it's so great and there's Las Vegas and there's Switzerland and then in the bushes there's people having sex it's so weird they're like sprinkled like weird sprinklings of of tourists having oh no oh no no no no the Miniatures oh the mini oh the little miniature figures Oh I thought you went to a theme park and in the bushes everyone's having sex and I was like man the Germans win again this is like fantastic and I and I thought they were Park employees I know like they're you know they're just doing their job so you're saying that's their job yeah yeah there's the guy supposed to walk around and go hi you kids and then you two be in the bushes all right so um so they're little figurine little miniature figures little tiny tiny figurines little figurines going at it it's to give the adults some extra entertainment maybe while they're taking their kids around I don't know the Disney Disney does the same thing you know like in Disney movies no they yeah they do no they don't they do what Disney does the same thing like in The Lion King they have sex in the clouds and in the in The Little Mermaid no one else has seen this in The Little Mermaid The Pri the priest gets a boner at the end when when Ariel's getting married please everyone please those people are powerful they're releasing Disney presidential robots right now to come get us uh well first of all you you wanted you feel strongly about this you brought proof I'm told yes this is a what is this this is a priest which movie is this one Little Mermaid Little Mermaid oh my God it's hor fine he why is this stuff these animators they're just you know they want some entertainment for themselves like get something fun in there right why not God my children watch these things uh okay so uh uh so so it's this amusement park where you go and there's all kinds of Madness all over the place and then that that sounds like fun though it is fun we also went to castles in Germany they all kind of actually look a little Disney like the whole black Force we went to this Castle called No Feinstein where Ain well where a lot of the Vagner music was written he wrote there and and actually that's like our main theme throughout Melancholia as well right his music I wish I spoke German I don't speak German I speak speak fake German I canar you know and I do that and people are just like that's how and I have convinced I convinced a roommate of mine in college that I that was speaking fluent German and he was so impressed with me for a long time pretty scary yeah I was I always had to be yelling even if it was about ice cream I had

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Id: MAQ2yJh2Ti4

Length: 4min 41sec (281 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 18 2024