Kevin Pollack Star Trek

ah the best thing really in life for me is not really career-wise but the fact that they're making Star Trek 5 I'm so thrilled about this I'm the biggest Star Trek fan ever and I'm so glad they're making a film anything to keep William Shatner out of that cop outfit I can't watch TJ Hooker I can't I can't first time I saw Captain Kirk dressed up with a cop I said this guy had a starship what does he have now a Plymouth I try to watch the new television show Star Trek The Next Generation it's not bad I like the older captain the bald guy he's pretty cool although my hairline is starting to recede now look at this guy and I hate to think in the 24th century they haven't found a cure yet for baldness but he got cancer cure bulb sorry so they're making Star Trek 5 they got William Shatner signed up to play james t kirk once again bless him but they are having a lot of trouble signing all the other oh they did have a lot of trouble signing all the other cast members from the original show they're holding out for more money they think they're celebrities lord knows they've done so much work besides his Star Trek films so I imagine what it would be like if they made Star Trek 5 with real celebrities playing all the other roles we now join William Shatner as james t kirk at the helm Star Trek 5 in search of cash captain's log stardate two phone 76.5 something strange just happened since passing through a cosmic cloud I've noticed a peculiar change in the behavior of my crew although the faces seem to see their personalities their personality I've altered yet somehow they seem familiar I don't know what to do fer come let's check off what factor 1 good morning captain kirk well great cleavage dumbest happy alright don't be faking Oh Mindy crazy ha ha Thank You Academy already oh don't be I'm sorry sir yeah this is Mike on selecting videos things like oh yes little dolls are spinning lights going yes all right Jack Gong report to sick bay mr. hora put on the screen spa analysis please ah ah I'll kid up mommy got a closer look I got married sois what's the matter with you use your instruments oh yeah haha what am I an idiot ah ah looks like we're being followed aura try to raise communication I don't know what's happening when I get back from sick bay I want some answers sick bay bones the ship is being pursued to the neutral zone by an unknown vessel and my crew my crew boat it is possessed and all gone lad I need you well well lookie here boys and girls it's like uncle Jimbo's getting a little paranoid what's the matter Jimmy hey what is this five-year [ __ ] gettin to you what are you some kind of space cowboy for Tracy hey Jimmer's Oh kiss pocus ha ha captain's on a branch bones don't leave sick bay sprig swamp status report aah hello captain Choi damn it's got him man what's going on down there I need more power Helena is a party down I'm I'm gonna go talk to mama speaker don't say hey Johnny Jimmy bug right he's not a party down here shut up nurse Chapel you [ __ ] this is space the best vanilla Devin Scotty Oh Karen it takes get me walk factor alright alright is such a baby girl what's happening to my shin or put this alien maniac on the screen I wonder whose response overtaking all the ship I'm James T Cougars aren't you been a brother I don't know who you are what you want with my ship identify yourself one Brian

Channel: Philip Lowe

Views: 887,801

Rating: 4.8947096 out of 5

Keywords: Star, Trek, Parody, with, dead, on, impressions, non, star, trek, actors

Id: _nziS8brN00

Length: 8min 7sec (487 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 27 2009

Reddit Comments

[u/TheGoodSedin]

His Kirk, Jack Nicholson and Robin Williams were really, really good but I could not identify the Spock or Scotty impersonations.

I think Spock was Christopher Lloyd but I'm not sure.

(Christopher Lloyd was the best Klingon IMO)