Kevin Hart | TOP 10 FUNNIEST MOVIES

[Music] this is the grill for you I called it the Obama come on say I miss my Elmo the boy I call this the big black machine oh my god do you smell gas a little bit came out but how's the nervous that's just a question you're the best salesman I've ever seen I can see you being a stockbroker like me could you give me a job I wish I could my boss won't let me hire I'll drop that look at Mark Zuckerberg he dropped out of Harvard you drop down a Piedmont high that was a couple credits shy of graduating I got to get my GED I'm the principal of this school I can do whatever I want yo ran my house are you using a black voice no I don't hear color alright let's do some introductions my name is Carrie I'm here to make a little extra cash so that I can afford this one that I got but that's none of our business welcome to night school this book is kind of thick I thought it'd be more like a leaflet if you're not gonna do the work drop the class no I'm gonna do the work you'll see we'll see yes we will great superb excellent good [Music] you're gonna be a financial analyst I am and it starts immediately I've been waiting on the Lord to bring me a pint-sized love a man who can fill this out let me get you check it from the Lord you take that test tenderize your way thank you are you trying to get some GV are you trying to get your GED yes you can get out my way [ __ ] my suspicions were correct oh you're clinically them there is no cure for what you have oh my god I got the gift that people give it boy you did the black boys thing we have it's not a black voice not a black voice you don't member when you was in that meeting you was like we gonna get it lit up and hear this meeting lid it was very lit I keep it 100 when have I ever not kept it 100 so tell me tell you what about last night I meet this girl she gets drunk I get drunk we go back to my place Bernie's got a pair it's ladies night I'm damn I'm talking dirty I am impressing myself I made her feel like good neva hung in the balance you need to go meet a nice-looking female take it back to your place turn around you know what your problem is you too damn good-looking what best thing they can happen to your face is an industrial action this is my roommate Debbie Sullivan this is Danny Martin nice to meet you I can't believe I slept with him on the first day tell me everything his eyes his body is how he did it look what I'm shaking your hand why Debbi me how do you know this the roommates you girl my girl she's not my girl did you sex is Danny I don't have her you want to get it that's all that stuff you did last night she gonna find you I'm gonna be a good friend and pretend like you didn't just say that I'm gonna be a good friend I got a CD check Facebook for a friend requests wait are you a 13 year old girl am I get on top you gotta get into that the last time rock paper scissors loser get open all right that's a tat so we gotta go from the set she did women approach that phrase with text was trendy normally reserved for an anti-terror strike team she's no accident that was an ambush this was definitely a disaster is it that bad to be the first one yeah it is whoever says I love you first cares more let's just disappear joy witness protection because you're screwed he broke up with me she broke up with me who are you waving those singles at Joe there ain't no magic in that mini my feel like is because of her I'm kind of jealous I'm really happy for you hell no it's a stupid [Music] looks really good the food is fine do not swallow the food you wait does she not looking to spit it in the bag get low do it fast cuz the food eat your bags your smell no y'all that's righti in America everyone dreams of owning their own business what's LP listen do this for me every cup that you put your mouth on in this house I want you to put your name all for me for Joe Joe his day came sooner than he thought has any money that comes in his house yeah is your money any of whatever cash you may put on the table okay but for Jojo his business wasn't going too well I said give me the money I said oh geez give me half of it if you want I'll even mutters okay if we got a recruit more girls guess we got to go out there with a creep some more girls I could do that I'll do that myself but what Jojo didn't expect was the competition from the street savvy sexy silk my eyebrows Lee hey sexy you got some of the minds and I want it back you know how to game your playing baby I'm the prettiest pip in DC baby come on up and hit play ball with me baby business is very good as you can see this is their first - you start tonight baby armed with the business degree from college junior college jojo's in the fight of his life to keep 3d enterprises on top ok starring Kevin Hart Tasha Smith Anthony Brown Clifton Powell Donnell Rawlings something like a business man why are you crying playing a Terrence Howard look-alike [Music] from the casinos to the club's the pools and fit bars it's the best place in the world for men and women again chef Rico sick the free this man is lucky with the ladies only imagine Oh baby I got the advantage we got this Oh baby oh and it's still the number one destination for couples to do the craziest thing of all get married are you in the adjoining suite what's the door closes you can barely hear a thing fortunately the only way a sane person should I'm talking about solo people Hey that Lambo okay right there right it's my car this is your bachelor party next 24 hours the boys will be boys and the girls with a girl in this battle is the section that was determined to keep us ahead of the girls we're rolling with the pros let's go girl I must [Music] for one blissful night gentlemen we are free from all about obligation it's all about responsibility st. / Randy hey Randy I'm Bennett better get your [ __ ] I don't know why wouldn't get enough just as much fun Danice meets Idris let's show them how it's done you stole the book is Right genius what are the pimped-out party bus with a stripper forward didn't even like a group of guys we'll roll to a spot of something like this as a matter of fact you do [Music] are we in here right now let me do all talk no summer season 1 holder of us have you seen it no exactly so you might have the knowledge think like a man too it's like finding Nemo with the dude [Music] I found something you gotta check this out you plays for games anymore yo what's this [Applause] Jumanji pick a character and you're that person in the game Bethany you win I'll spend my life staring at a TV screen it's my hair where's the rest of me oh my god we're in different people's party bethenny don't look at it I'm an overweight middle-aged man wait a second where's my phone don't cry don't cry don't cry I think we've become the avatars we child welcome to Jumanji this is a video game which means reach f3 lives let's go I'm Alex watch your step in here so gnarly we can help each other we all have special skills weakness nothin I hate this game everybody else got good stuff weakness Hey yes cake is my weakness look at what is Valley what is that I think it means you carry my weapons and give them to me when I tell you to don't let this new body get your butt wolf we have to work together I think it's a staring contest who's good at staring and not blinking as I'm amazing at it [Music] I like can't even with this place [Music] we gotta go get on my back no no I'll carry you come on I would rather die get on my back no I'm going down [Music] Jesus pound cake cake isn't that your weakness something happening to me am I am i shaking I'm not still black yes hey guys Josh get here I'm just playing man it's Kevin Hart he's Josh Gans is my co-star of my new movie The Wedding ringer check out this hilarious teaser hello Seth its Doug Harris I was wondering if you would want to be my best man you're the first person I thought of I heard you died and one of those what's that I don't know what to do I told you that I have a best man lined up into a stem is what if the truth isn't an option that he's won not anything welcome to the best man Inc so Edmundo sends you to confine normal what exactly do you do I provide best man services for guys we lack in such areas so I'm not alone no no I'm gonna very profitable business because of guys like you how many weddings do you think we're in the US last year 0.40 million there were 2.4 million loans do you think the each of them has someone to be their best man I never knew people like you existed hi little groomsman I need seven you need seven seven groomsmen I do yeah asking me to pull off a golden tux tell me things woman no but there's a name for it there's also a name for a horse with a horn on his head it's called a unicorn don't mean I'll get you one I need your help this is strictly a business relationship not buying a new form you're hiring a best man sorry I just I got really excited damn it man white people you looking at your groomsmen these guys cannot be my groomsmen it looks like a cast of Goonies grew up and became rapists Oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] what is going on with you oh yeah I um I gotta be honest with you guys hey hey yeah this is the Kings car man owns the building least we can get his car right oh I have almost no cash just $9,000 that's keys just so you know I would have done the same thing if you were white that's good to know [Music] boy knows DSCA okay yes you're under arrest for fraud and wind doesn't I have faith that the justice system will exonerate me I sentence you to ten years in a maximum-security prison does he say ten years my life is ruined because after 30 days I'm going to prison it's not as bad as I've heard is it bad teach me how to survive in prison the way you did tell me how you know I went to prison give me your low economic status wait what the perceived lack of college education Mack okay so tist eclis you definitely went to prison see you tomorrow Convy who's this session I'm learning so much this is exactly what I did what reason did you give him to assume that you went to jail I was being black you're not exactly a thug Darnell all I got to do was talk a little deeper I'm gonna fake a night don't walk away from me this is my prison readiness program you master these skills you will survive interest seems you may have don't face it like what is a Mad Dog what are you doing James sad dogging you I think that's a strategy that could work please don't sexually assault me I'm already too sad I go hard really some never defeat does they no longer your house man people I matter we've stayed in Quinton man when the wrong part of the yard white boy she loves to say in very confused they go back where you belong I don't know where I belong I know you belong you belong with me I don't want that incarceration expert this is my job to prepare you we are about to simulate a prison life actually I feel fine oh Romeo [Music] anything about that look normal to you it's wreckin give happy well there's no coming back from that Calvin it's me Bob so do I know you Robbie we're dick from high school oh god then look at you you lost like 200 pounds what'd you do I just did one thing I need to know I worked out six hours a day every day for the last 20 years straight you should know one thing about I'm in the CIA are you joking with me right now I got a plan might get us both killed but if it works it'll be a totally boss story cool three weeks ago an enemy of the state who stole the encryption keys to the entire US spy satellite program I need your super sweet accounting skills to help me figure out the last piece of this puzzle don't stop it you would pull this guy in school you're my only friend Calvin you're the only one in this whole world that I trust now that you're in I'm not in I know but they think you're ready but I'm not probably one of those perception versus reality things happening right now [Music] which car we take it not that one oh my god oh he chose to be an international CIA's father's on all our boilers you're like Jason Bourne and George [Music] you remember those backflips used to do let's do the play [Music] got what we need - first love it down we got ourselves a deal now why you want to go and do that [Music] I see some cars but I don't see no muscle football your partner is marrying your sister good top sex ha Cory is the best wedding planner in Atlanta so what you're going to do not intimidated by you what you gonna do he's stepping up what speed was the family all the new dealers in Atlanta are getting supplied through Antonio Pope in Miami you need to get me something on this guy two days tops so get a team together and fix this Miami James I'm going make sure you're back in time to make me mrs. black hammer oh they were in my panty drawer not yours you gonna go buy Miami PD let them know we're here Oh soft tissue manipulation detective Payton sex it first not shaking your hand after this hope is not the contraband through the port you're gonna help me get some hard evidence or how do we get in undetected named Prince Admiral Stephen Mattoon Bay plus my two servants I'm not just serving you find a respect I cannot feel my face oh we got company are you sick the brothers-in-law just got to town you say that again gonna shoot you in the face I need using me I'm marrying someone my nerves is bad oh my God he's on me hey does anybody have a 20 on black hammer does anybody have eyes on the sniper okay Ben even soldiers have to get to work on time you're Pro Taliban you do notice you're gonna be mrs. black hammer did you tell my brother I need him to be on board you two are the most important day in my life what you just said has been received why do I have to suck up to the brother just cuz she wants to get along hey hi you're white you're white you don't fight it's that little clown that's dating my sister oh man Smurf maybe just once into the fam I know exactly what you want okay nothing that nasty [Applause] do not screw this up for me I love him Hey oh damn it sir screaming mine I was responding to a hostile situation James I was a high-pitched screams you know what you see still staring make you stop okay what did your blessing and asking your sister to marry me show me that you worthy of her I'm not supposed to do that I'm gonna take you on a ride-along today it's a training day have you ever even held a gun before bang bang this better be careful that's got Magnum loads oh yeah you ready for this probably lucky wasn't me I think I'm a damn devil a day in the form of a child sup little man what's up blue maze about 310 311 hey but you know what I'm gonna do bro what you gonna do straight okay it's probably still drivable oh because it happened in the back you can't drive it now tell me what I need to know what you can't agility shots away you dare right I suck

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Length: 23min 50sec (1430 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 07 2018