Kevin Garnett's Hilarious Stories Compilation

Jr is having a good game you know say y'all are Mike shout out to jail roster right Easy Rider so I'm like so as we come out the timeout just just I'm on y'all y'all I can't even explain it I was just like yo keep yo keep killing that [ __ ] yo killing that name yo straight up you have a good game Joe keep going but it was on some light just fly by like he was like yeah YouTube so as I'm walking off the [ __ ] right here Mike can hear me but I ain't really I don't really give a [ __ ] so I'm like so I'll double battle it yeah man keep killing that [ __ ] yo you killing that [ __ ] so as I say that I feel it hands on hips legs locked then look the [ __ ] stabbed me before about 15 seconds so I start to feel this two ways you can go in this I can walk this off out like I don't even fill in and play it off and and dump me out [ __ ] that now I'm in here [Music] I keep killing this [ __ ] okay keep it up so I hear J.R go yeah all right yo fella keep going yeah you too are you trying to get me off and over I don't even you know now that I recall it he was trying to kind of a little bit so I double back go and get ready say something so he go hey look my he don't really know how we we I see him in my having a conversation he don't really know he excited whatever so now MJ on the back leg joint you know yeah is that right okay yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I can't even really describe the next like six to seven minutes of play y'all in this next 67 minutes of play y'all we get two not one two ten second calls you know you bring the ball up yeah two second calls we down 25 now it was just at two Mike had 18 he had like 40 now Jay all myself we ain't scored in like about four minutes and I sub like three of the starters like it's just finally flip it got bad quick I come to the joint and then they notice when you come and you've been on the room you're not got back on the floor got back had to rebound and you feel like you on defense all the time you come to the bench like this so I'm sorry do you like it's cool man I tell you just shut your ass up man so he so you got in between the Gatorade there where you like damn and that's you know we over there like this Mike came down okay young fellow okay okay damn y'all fella damn damn y'all y'all done damn y'all this I think this is yes I think it's the first year I think it's the first year and and usually when any rub is come in you know everybody get off get off get off if it's still going people will I'll probably if it's going to the point where it's distracting God can't talk then you know me and Peter step in and kind of outfit hey man right right so this particular night I'm not there I'm either I only know what's happening but I know we're in Philly I want to say I'm on the trip I'm in the hotel I'm in the sick whatever I'm watching the bench right and I see Pete with his hands on his head he looking up and I know you I don't even know it's listen I couldn't hear him and and I can see that it's something because uh guys I know it I know what the Huddle looks like right so I'm looking at the HUD I'm like oh man something going on so so we get back and uh the game over they come back whatever whatever so I'm sure like what happened in the game man I saw something and phone was like oh man he was being pee man we needed you kid I was like what happened he's a ticket man we get in there the purpose like you know her perk trying to be a good guy you know he like hey man let's keep swinging the ball let's keep swinging the ball so he go okay P You're Gonna just shoot everything P you'll see me under that open whatever and when Paul over it when P get over it for everybody who don't know Paul Pierce when P if you're out and you ever see Paul Pierce look up to the sky and he over he looked like this he probably gonna touch his chin he about to come with some [ __ ] like you probably want to get the hell out of that right there that's your warning you got probably five seconds to get out of there people's life [ __ ] I'll shoot this month ago every time down you just get the rebound right oh okay no hold on so so perfectly enacted for me per se okay so that's how we talking to each other now okay P I got some code he was off but that's my favorite perk story right there matter of fact this either before I go to McDonald's yeah just before I go to McDonald's but I get my test and I didn't pass that month I was in like the worst mood now remember this my uh my homeboy came out yesterday Multiplex man you know Jordan be down there playing this the year Mike didn't play so I was like yeah we're gonna play no [ __ ] mommy [ __ ] the Plex man ain't gonna let us in that [ __ ] yeah you know what I'm talking about so we go down now and uh MJ in that mall [ __ ] and it's about 200 people on the glass just sitting there watching right and Mike in there and I see some I see some hood [ __ ] in there winning I see Carl Harrison now I see I see I see a couple other you know hood [ __ ] I know in there and then I'm I'm with you know I'm with three [ __ ] I'm with the guy so you know we show up in here we all here watching and um when I came in now you know my guys say what up the car Harris he he knows west side right so we're going here whatever so as soon as we get in there Mike like hit the glass I let the big fell in so I'm like oh [ __ ] throw my shoes man got my shoes I get in here immediately I'm a big man you know dude when you're in high school you play big man you know you ain't chasing no guards I might play a 21 up 32 somebody in here guard or something but I ain't organizing here you know I'm gonna hit potion up got post moves all this [ __ ] man he put me right on Scotty and Scott was like man y'all put this young puppy ass [ __ ] let me get it and when he clapped the echo in the room you know this is my first time in front of these [ __ ] and then I'm looking at damn I'm in here with Scotty and then his face was like he shot this big long ass 3D like so much I looked at that [ __ ] hit them on like damn now looks like man almost like the face of like some easy work man when I saw his face I was like and just my natural reaction I called for MJ through that [ __ ] and I took two dribbles killed a game of the move and I let my [ __ ] go man my [ __ ] hit dog I thought I had won the Champs y'all look look I was so gassed I jumped so I don't know what you think this is [ __ ] he's like hey shot me the boy shot him back [ __ ] we pushed up so [ __ ] I had these [ __ ] kill you in here Carl Harris like no Young fella you can't do that in here no Young fella no hey no Carl Harris got it under control [ __ ] is you talking about the [ __ ] off game over George like young fella I love you young fella yeah yeah but he got the [ __ ] out of there I looked up and I had [ __ ] the whole run up I [ __ ] the whole run up get ready uh you know what I'm talking about like we in here just Wilding right and I and I felt like this belly damn see man that's why you want to come down here I was already in the [ __ ] mood like I'm all in my head with it but what I did know in the corner over there I saw a purple ass jacket and some feet and it was Z yeah yeah that was Scotty Pittman boy boy you crazy mama what man Joe well I just saw you playing against Scottie Pippen well you can go to the league when he said that boy everything stopped y'all I looked at that man I said what you just say it's Isaiah Zeke was like yeah come here Lord we sat there for two two hours and I can actually repeat what he said verbatim and we got a workout coming to work out I heard apparently like come on what the [ __ ] is this got me watching a high school guy I don't know why you're here I was catching them off I dunked this thing maybe seven eight times [ __ ] [ __ ] you mean why you ain't here nice workout you know fell a nice workout Leon and big baby got the [ __ ] talking they was like whatever what's up 2010 we were going around and everyone was having arm wrestling contests and Glenn Big Baby Davis was crushing everybody I looked like two hippos going in there when they smack hands and baby was sobbing and talking crazy and just trying to really intimidate and he slammed the food stamped his hands we lay down like what the [ __ ] and Paul's like [ __ ] [ __ ] you can't be chicken I was like man [ __ ] your little fat ass down ain't nobody trying to unrest your little ass [ __ ] you ain't even that strong [ __ ] I actually saw you grabbing the table you ain't really the strongest me in here now relax and [ __ ] I'm going with baby now I'm with babe I'm with baby oh my baby I kind of looked at everybody like damn this is how y'all feel hmm threw my hand up yeah oh [ __ ] when we hit that big baby's trying his hardest and Kevin said I'm not moving and there's a little bit of profanity in there but I'm not moving I'm not moving you know you just got I'm letting him gas himself up the minute I get wind and he gassed out I feel this I feel his hand stop moving Garnett starts going going and slams big baby down wow on for the table for the win and he gets up and with a lot of profanity I'm the alpha male in this thing oh I'm the alpha dog in here don't you guys ever forget it

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Length: 10min 14sec (614 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 17 2023