Katie Boyle on Ireland & Swimsuit Models + Dennis Prager on Great-Grandfathers & Smoke Detectors

a man who holds his opinions about as well as he holds his farts Adam Corolla yeah get it on got to get on a choice but get a mandate you get it on thanks for tuning in thanks for telling a friend comedian Katie Bole in studio very funny standup special I'll do it myself it's currently available for streaming on all major platforms YouTube is probably the best place to find it right ktie yes please thank you uh the album hit uh number one on iTunes by the way charts uh dates coming up we'll get into that um so what's uh what's your story born in Ireland born in Ireland yeah and uh comedy not you know we I don't think of Ireland as like a hot bed of Comedy standup comedy but it exists but how were you inspired as a young person I think everybody in Ireland though is just really really funny um yes and it's traditionally there would have been storytellers as a job so there's a lot of story and within the culture um I would have never thought about being a comedian until I moved to the states though and then I just made friends and they were always laughing at me but it was hard at home in Ireland because people talk over each other everybody's laughing and then my friends here were like you should be a comedian and I was like okay and that was kind of it so but you came here for something else I came here to be an artist I was an artist in Ireland and I worked at I don't know if I'm like it's bad that I'm [ __ ] on the place and saying the name but I worked at a big Museum I won't say it and but I interned there and I hated it it was just very like elitist New York La New York and there is was there yeah I don't know no no not the Met no um it was a different one but it was a yeah it was just very like I thought I would learn stuff on the internship but it was like full-time unpaid and then like when I got there they were like get a beer license and I was like I don't even know where I am you know sort of way they just kind of threw all this work at you was also an English woman I was working under so I was like oh the [ __ ] English are beating down the Irish again oh yeah there's beef yeah no but it just was a lot of the other people are interning were coming from really rich families which I'd never met really rich people like that before and they were using five syllable word four syllable words I can't be understanding that and then there was a comedy club across the street and I just went over and did an open mic it was Creek in the cave actually and that was it I just loved it and stopped doing the art World um but yeah you stopped that fast though I mean you know for most people there's a steeping phase I'll use a t reference where you know you got to hang on your day job for a few months years spended even during the internship because the internship was like 40 hours to more on paid so was always bend so I bended for years while doing comedy as well but no cuz with art in Ireland I was actually an artist and I had like what kind of art like video and installation oh really yeah my dad said he didn't understand it so that must mean it's good yeah um but yeah it's really hard in New York because I was working as like helping artists but not getting to do the art and then I didn't even know how I would get into like a studio whereas then when I started comedy you could be creative with paying no money on tools or I didn't have to rent a space um so I found like a creative Outlet without having to worry about trying to like get you know uh make installations if that makes sense so it kind of I feel like it was a good transition yeah there's something about art or I should say standup which is um I just got off the phone with Jay Leno and he was telling me that you know he's going out of town this weekend and he says he just comes into town does his jokes you know gets paid and goes home and then he goes if you're in a band you got to find a bass player and the guy's got to be semi sober and I go I know Jay you got to do a sound he's got to get there two hours early do a sound check gear you got to get gear and Ries and whatever and he said I know we just you walk in do do an hour get paid and go home you know and I said isn't it funny sometimes when they the theater asks you to get there early to do a sound check and he goes I know I don't know just hold the mic is it on then we're good yeah we you play a lot of theaters that have like big rock ax place so when we do sound checks they have a huge crew and then I tell them what we need just a microphone a stool a clock and they're just like what that's it they're they're so happy that's what all it is the other thing he was lamenting I guess Jay was and and I was I said it to him I said look I play these theaters and I look up on the poster and it's Santana and I'm like there's 14 guys in that picture look you have a whole percussion section and everything else I'm barely getting enough make this worth my while how do you guys get paid with Roes and amps and trucks and a percussions then horns and like how's it and the answer is they go oh we just break even and then he said he used to open for Chris kristopherson who would say oh you just do it to sell albums you just play the gigs to sell the album but no one sells albums right anymore so what is that life if you're on the road and you're like in a SCA ban and there's n people in your band and you're doing thousand seed venues like how does how's that work I guess merch they sell a lot of merch merch yeah they have big merch tables with they're like a store they're like a little H&M after the gig yeah but the standups the best cuz you just show up and you don't have to bring any equipment or Ries or anything yeah even for Merch what I do to like not feel guilty about not using the art degree I paint my merch oh you do so I bring little or else I'll like make my own stickers and so I don't I don't know if people just feel a bit sorry for me then so they buy it because they're like oh my God she's hand making stickers this loser but yes I'll do it while I'm on the road so like when I get to the hotel I just paint a few things or draw a few things and then it's kind of it just feels like I'm getting free money then what about you said you did like video installations I did video art uh and installations so the installation was buildings it was a bit weird it was a bit like I don't know it was a bit like Oh that girl needs medicine um but it was meant to be experiential so like how people would have different experiences within the art I wrote a thesis about how if you have different memories you experience uh places differently if that makes sense so that's just what that was about it's very weird but you got to go out and shoot stuff and then have monitors and stuff no so that was just for the installation the video element I had done video art as well so I I made movies about um like communication I did a movie about how if you say the same script in different tones and how the same words can mean very different things and so I did movies about that so that was different so the video was different to the installation is your dad supportive now that you're doing standup versus that yeah yeah he is support of now at the start he was like you're in a basement you I spend two grand a year on this degree um but no he's very sport he's a big part of my comedy so he likes it you know people will quote jokes to him and so he just yeah he's he's he enjoys it now well that's good yeah most parents don't enjoy when they're a part of the comedy but it's usually cuz it's not flattering yeah yeah I mean I think I talk about him fairly I ask for permission sometimes sometimes like there's certain jokes I ask for because I have a joke about how my cuz my mother was very violent when I was grown up and she was violent to him and that's like a kind of touchy thing so I called him and asked him and he was like yeah tell the world women hit men too was your mom an alcoholic no she just was possessed by demons that's what we say in Ireland when you have serious mental health issues wow but yeah she's just really mentally unwell and I guess didn't take the pills so yeah what can you do for that had to be terrifying yeah yeah it was but uh but Ireland's very like he just suppressed the stuff and I'll process it when I'm 80 and I'll just pass away right so for now I'm like everything's fine I'll be telling people stories and they look so upset and I'd be like God maybe this is a bit darker than I think well I think there's some balance between tamping down your feelings and eating your feelings and suppressing your feelings and wallering in your feelings like we do here yeah so here we every everyone's on the Spectrum everyone has a clinical diagnosis everyone's on some sort of mood altering something everyone's a victim even if they weren't a victim and now you're just kind of bathing in your own neurosis and always unhappy it's true my dad did this like um management class cuz he he's a policeman in Ireland and but before people get annoyed by the police he doesn't have a gun he just has a stick that he hits to which was very different MH um but he um did an emotional intelligence class they made them do that as if you're going to be managing a team but they said it's a lot of time people bring their uh problems like a little monkey on their shoulder and they kind of teach you to just leave that the door but I thought it was really interesting when he said that that we do do that like we that's why therapy is good if you go and you process the stuff and then you just leave it behind mhm whereas sometimes people don't they just carry their problems around on their shoulder and it kind of it just affects your life a lot so so your dad was a police officer yeah he still is yeah he retires next month so I'll be able to talk a lot more about that then who was getting beaten by your mom yeah yeah but he he divorced her when divorce became legal so oh it wasn't legal no no they had to get married cuz they had me so listeners use condoms oh wow yeah your mistake yeah yeah yeah yeah AK I I think he was like meant to go play Aussie rules in Australia and I think I like ruined that but it's okay because then he met my stepmom and had my brothers and sisters so everything works out oh yeah but yeah yeah mistake yeah listen you know who isn't come on I we have to come up with a better term than mistake you know what I mean I mean majority people are mistakes if I have a kid it's a mistake I I would say you know I don't know exactly what that number is but it has to to be 70 percentile who's deciding okay I guess you mean who's deciding before they go into the bedroom we are going to attempt to have a child yeah it's I think it's rarer surprise yeah it's a yeah I'm an accident yeah I don't think there's any way me and my sister were on purpose cuz you could never tell by the way my parents acted like that's certainly not something they wanted not by their behavior as adults you know what I mean yeah no 100% I also don't think people this is the first generation of people who are learning that you don't have to have a kid and you could like have your own money and travel and stuff you know so it's the first specifically for women this the first generation where they've been told you don't you don't have to do that that doesn't Define you you're like wow okay I'll get a get cat I've have two yeah I'm trying to I'm trying to think I have mixed feelings on it cuz I I have feelings like yeah it'd be nice to just do what you want and spend your money on yourself and and travel have freedom you know not have obligation you know but then a certain amount of gravity and obligation is necessary or good even if it doesn't feel good like if you go to an extreme you go okay then what would the extreme be well that would just be someone gives you a billion dollars and says you never have to work or brush your teeth or do anything just do what you want all the time and that never turns out right yeah so I guess the balance is some obligation yeah but I think we do have a lot to in life in general I also just think it's it's it's just too expensive I think if you have a million dollars if you give me a million dollars I'll [ __ ] pop out a few kids for you well we'll talk after the show I mean I can at least put a deposit down on a kid I don't know if I can raise that kind of cash right now yeah lay away but uh lay away like literally but I yeah so it's interesting when people talk about kids because they go well you know you got orthodonture and private school and then what college are they going to and then tutors and and all that you go it's so expensive and then you go or you could raise your kids like me and Chris got raised which is nothing and then somehow here we are I mean like move to Ireland where it's pretty cheap yeah and you I mean you can send your kid to a private school and you can get them braces and you can get them a tutor and you can save for college you can do all that or you could do nothing which is half three quars of people I grew up with just were on the nothing route we didn't I didn't cost my parents anything because I didn't there were there wasn't any of that but I think it's like 30 grand just to give birt in oh it is New York so you're even at the getg go you're already facted oh really it just really depends on yeah if you have 30 grand or if you have Healthcare those little things I think even just the basic things if you have Healthcare so do you see yourself ever having kids um I don't know I just feel like you never even know what tomorrow is so a man who really wanted kids then what probably yeah I'm I'm usually just a go with the flow so if they were like yeah I'd be like all right sure yeah let's see how it goes but right now no man two cats travel a lot for work so but I'd have to meet a man I guess within the next two years do you want a guy that's in the industry maybe a comedian or would you like like a civilian I don't know to be honest it just really depends cuz if they're a comedian they have to be okay they can't be competitive they can't be jealous well there goes the comedian I know you're special you you talked about dating a DJ because you guys had the same hours but it didn't work out no no that guy was it was he was he was weird um have a stupid name at least um oh my God I can't even oh I remember his name no it's just a regular name yeah I love it stupid DJ name yeah yeah he just had his last name that was red flag right there I know he was hot though yeah know oh yeah sometimes but I did I dated a comedian for a few years but he was younger and he's really lovely but he was not we were on completely different levels so there was never any competitiveness or you were much higher up the food chain yeah yeah yeah and like he's 5 years younger than me so he doing a bit of a might be a bit bad if I were a man you know but was was uh did but did you think he was funny yeah yeah I think he was funny but I think and he knows this I think he's a little I don't um he doesn't work hard enough and that was a probably an issue near the end of the relationship because I worked so hard it's hard for me to be with someone and see them wasting potential but I said to him as a friend that's totally fine if you want to just [ __ ] sit in your ass and play video games as a friend but as your partner I can't watch that and In fairness to him I think that gave him a bit of a kick up the ass but but yeah we just became friends at the end that's hard who when you're dating a comedian and you get on well I don't know yeah we were just like friends near the end of the relationship but yeah I wouldn't mind dating a comedian again or a normal person but then you're gone on weekends it's more will the normal person have an issue with you I can't go for brunch with your friends on a Saturday morning are you on the road almost every weekend it's been getting it's been picking up a lot recently um since I got signed which is great but um and I have more expensive rent now so I have to be to be out in New York just to afford to live there oh you're in New York yeah I've made own place um all right so let me ask you um a question sure nothing to do with Ireland or boyfriends or anything um I I don't know how you find what's driving in Ireland like how are the drivers um I think it's not great I never drove because I went to college was on the bus route and then I moved over here it's really bad my dad said it's bad but um people crash cars a lot there there's big drink drink driving oh yeah that makes sense yeah yeah no you got you're like those alcoholics of course always drunk well it's cuz a lot of the um areas are Rural and there's no Ubers or lifts or there's no taxis so you just kind of have to drive home but I know it's been like every time I open the Irish news it's another like drunk drive and accident so I think Matthew broadrick killed somebody in Ireland and it ruined that lady's career she was so guilt-ridden by it you know your one who did um she was in friends she was Barry's wife oh she was in uh that sexy dancing one oh um show girls no no that's very s I'm from Ireland okay so she just showed her shoulder and I was like what is this porn Anna Gallagher someone put on my screen I don't know who that is no she was the one dirty dson okay you're talking about Jennifer Gray yeah she said that that really [ __ ] her up oh sorry can that really messed her up yeah so he's in the car with her in Ireland in 1987 or something or whatever it was he's driving on the wrong side of the road cuz he's used to being on the other side of the road right gets in a head- on collision and kills somebody it was a mother and a child two people yeah that's what I believe in see you're the right person to talk to about this cuz I talk to friends State Side they're like I don't know what the [ __ ] you're talking about like yeah we've signs against Matthew bck oh no I mean that [ __ ] happened before you're born yeah yeah I just but that the legend lives on it's passed down from the elders about about Ferris buer coming over here and often two of our citizens story watch out for those Americans so 87 what you need to yell when I get the exact right thing I nailed the dates on everything and these guys go yeah I'm desensitized 87 yeah that's a random number from 40 years ago or 27 years ago or whatever the hell it is that's 87 I 8 August 5th 1987 right in the middle of smack dab in the middle of now be more 87 sound like I run the Matthew brck fan club or anything I just sort of remember I was like I kind of remember hearing that story and then uh where was I 87 same year all right uh while driving a rented car outside Tempo Northern Ireland you know where that is I don't know where Tempo is I know where Northern Ireland is I think I know where Northern Ireland is too uh brck crossed into the wrong lane collided headon with another car the driver Anna 28 and her mother Margaret 63 are both killed instantly he was vacationing with Jennifer Gray whom he had begun dating during the filming of Ferris bu's day off he suffered a fractured leg and ribs a concussion and a collapsed lung gray injuries included severe Whiplash which later required surgery to avoid paralysis wow yeah bradrick told police he had no recollection of the crash and didn't know he had been in the wrong lane wow charged uh with causing death by dangerous D driving and face up to 5 years in prison but was convicted of the Lesser charge of careless driving and find Hundred EUR is there any possible conversation where like after the crash you say to Jennifer Gray as like Matthew bradrick look this is horrible and I wish it never happened but we are on vacation like can we enjoy ourselves like we have four more days I think it's pretty beautiful out here yeah I don't know it affected her for decades of so I don't think she enjoyed the rest of the holiday the typical man being like can you just [ __ ] move past her for a few days I'm going have to pay for this [ __ ] holiday yeah yeah I can't get the deposit back from the Airbnb there's nothing we can do about it now what's done is done that's a turn the page moving on we've all lost loved ones he definitely was drink driving I'd say can I remember it remember it yeah yeah and then the fact that she felt so guilty it's yeah o and then and then I love that's such a Irish what time of day was it that's that's a good question see that also the payoff I've seen so many things in Ireland where they're like oh this guy is getting 12 years in prison or he can just pay the family and then they just end up paying it's so does that is that here as well or you just yeah I'm sure famous people can just pay it off is he welcome back in Ireland I don't know may I'm sure call your dad yeah your dad may have arrived on the scene I he was in the he was in the Republic so the north go by the PS and they're different oh okay yeah I had a fantasy about your dad being first on the scene so uh they were just happy it wasn't the IRA they were like okay Matthew bradrick were fine yeah that's my only Matthew bradrick Ireland recollection but I think it did screw up Jennifer Gray because she came on my radio show probably 10 years later and had a crush on me oh yeah so she obviously wasn't right a lot of pain or denial or something maybe she had some effects of the concussion carried on or something but there's only uh there's only a few guests who were like oh yeah that person wants to go out on a date and uh I think she was one of them from uh back in the day not my cup of tea I don't know she I loved her in friends thought she was great was she in friends I even forgot she was in friends she was Barry's new wife he was the one that Rachel I know friends too oh oh she was the new wife Rachel's uh best friend yeah right ex best friend from Connecticut Connecticut yeah now you know do you know her who her dad is Jennifer Gray's Dad yeah no is it a famous guy yeah I couldn't even and I don't know if he's still alive but he's a famous Broadway actor and actor Screen Actor and May have been in Cabaret Joel gray 92 years young still around till bradick runs him over he's coming for you you better look over your shoulder Joel yeah her dad is a famous Broadway that did actor singer dancer theater director best known for a cabaret yeah Liza manell yeah that's always way anytime you see an actor they're related to someone yeah nepo babies yeah it's really like yeah it's an issue yeah I wish I had a little of that yeah wish she had a little nepo baby stuff going on I mean I don't know it probably wouldn't be funny to be honest oh yeah too soft yeah I'd be I'd be an actor yeah it wouldn't be funny you're right all right so back to the automobiles okay back to the cars I got sidetracked oh because you were asking because we drivve in the opposite side of the road no I was just sort of asking what your experience might be of people who drive out let's say in LA or New York versus Ireland because I ran into a horrible person today on the road not not literally but well I'd say that well I've know I've only been passenger but what I've noticed in La is there was obviously people on drugs in the in the just trying to get into the car or like we were beside a car and a guy in drugs try to get into the car on the other side so like when you're parked at the traffic you're kind of at risk of someone trying to get get into your car that would never happen in Ireland someone tried to get into your car the car beside us like a guy got out of it like guy Boot and then he tried to get in and the other guy was like now let's see the boots the trunk and the bonnets the hood yeah yeah yeah yeah but yeah so that's kind of just seeing people walking in the streets I guess there's a big drug problem here yes yeah that's true um so you wouldn't see that at home and then yeah at home people always like nod at you even if you don't know them there's this like car thing people don't do here they're better it's bit friendlier and then in New York we yeah we don't really use cars a lot in New York um so I think people are a bit more dangerous driving here yes we have drunk driving as an issue but you kind of just like speed up and give the finger a lot more road rage I would say beeping you can't be beeping in Ireland that's so embarrassing oh no honk and the horn huh yeah yeah they don't frowned upon there was a really bad accident in Ireland though it's a dark story will I tell you it can't be darker in the whole it's darker Irish people when your parents even call you it's like they just call you to tell you a really dark story like my stepmom called me to tell me this a few years ago and then was like anyway have a nice week but there was a guy in the motorway and he stuck his head out and a car was going past so he got decapitated and then the head bounced along the motorway really I don't know why I think that's so funny but it's so dark the poor man but that was wild for us because nothing like that happens in Ireland so yeah God if the family listening sorry about that shouldn't have laughed I don't think they're listening though few years ago somebody got in a car accident on the freeway here and was launched out of like through the windshield Jes onto onto the freeway sign up top oh yeah take that yeah you're right that's put that in your pipe and smoke it yeah you're right you got you got better accidents called Tuesday out here I heard in Massachusetts uh like couple days ago guy got into a car accident and and then a bear came and pulled him out of the car tell it's because of that bear Tik Tok so you do you know the bear Tik Tok now if you don't have themo I'm presuming you don't know the bear Tik Tok but I told hero in great confidentiality that I didn't have venmo off there Sheed that huh oh man yeah well so the Tik Tock is um you know the way women are like hurt by men a lot statistically I can't say that word see how could I talk to Elite people I can't even say their words and but the Tik toac was would you rather be in the woods with a bear or a man and but that's funny that that bear pulled him from the car and there was a story of a girl in some poor country I actually cannot remember the country now but she was kidnapped a young little girl and they were they they kidnapped her and tried to sexually assault her and a [ __ ] gang of lines came and saved her and stayed with her till the police came really not M yeah I'm sorry I go with wild animals over a strange man what what is this Tik Tock uh challenge so it's you're in the woods would you rather be with a bear or a man and most women are picked the bear I will say though if you go by again I can't say this word the statistics most women who are hurt by men you know them so honestly I'd pick a strange man a bear over an ex-boyfriend over that DJ [ __ ] yeah not my not my comedian one he was nice but everybody else was [ __ ] a bit mental I loved I loved the mental man I love yeah when tragedy strikes twice like there's in La there's guys that get hit by a car and then they're laying on the ground and then guys run up to help them and they're trying to pull their wallet out of their pants and it's like wow what is happening also like what kind of criminal are you that you just sort of walk around just looking for targets um of opportunity like well I was out but no one got run over so I couldn't Rob anybody but I got to wait till somebody gets hit by moped and then I'll just come on and then I'll just start pulling their purse off of them while they're bleeding out on the street like what the [ __ ] kind of animals are you I guess yeah I guess they're just like well you know he's going to die he's not going to use this yeah most of them make it they just make it without their wallet now and then they got you know then they got to get airlifted into the metac place and then they want could we have your insurance card like I know my wallet was they well I'm sorry you're going to have to get in line yeah they don't have their Blue Shield card all right so here's the person I'm asking about okay great I'm always curious because I'm sort of curious in I get the people who drive and cut people off I get the horn honky I get the finger I get the fast drivers I get the slow drivers I accept all of it and participate in some of it but then there's a driver who's out there who I encounter a lot in California and that drivers a sort of my question is how did you think driving was going to work no like you know the people when you're like pulling you're backing out of a driveway slowly and there's a van parked and you can't see and then at some point you see a cars coming and you stop and then the person goes by you and they throw their hands up what the [ __ ] and it's like what were your expectations in terms of driving I was slowly cautiously backing I I stopped saw you and then I stopped that's how driving works this is how it works you know and so I'm leaving this morning I'm in Malibu I'm pulling off my street on to PCH I PCH is always busy and you got to wait for an opening there's no signal where I'm where I'm at but as I come pulling out toward PCH I see there's an opening and I'm like oh I I got this so I start to go for it to to turn left and then I see a guy in a Tesla who's in the Lane closer to me moving at a pretty high rapid Pace down PCH and I see him and I stop immediately I'm not in the street I'm not in his Lane I'm not impeding him I'm not going to make contact with him he gives a honk the initial honk now you tell me I think this should be the rule I stopped before you honked so you're not allowed to honk cuz I saw you and I sto but I stopped and he then honked he's about 100 ft away now come moving down PCH and then as he goes by me he honks again and throws up the what the [ __ ] hands and I'm like is it okay if I drive I guess I guess what I'm saying is is I'd like to sit this guy down and go let let's just go over the rules here according to you in terms of driving let's just start with the basics is it okay for me to have a car in your world is that is that okay and he'd go like yeah okay I'm fine you can have a car okay good feel like we're getting somewhere yeah would it be okay for me to drive on days you drive would that be okay he' be like oh I got to kind of think about that okay can we assume that other people have places that they're going as well as you now it's important that you're going down to get brunch that's fine but I have to go to work is that is that all right or shall I walk or get on a donkey like let's let's just break it down okay so it's okay for me to own a car yeah okay and it's okay for me to drive to work okay all right if you got to I'll give you that and then what about when you're driving your car is it okay for me to be driving my car simultaneously well okay fine and when I'm trying to get on to PCH should I hire a valet to stand out on PCH with a flashlight or put a cone down or is it okay for me to creep out and see if other people are coming and then react according and then when I see somebody coming I stop is that okay is it okay for you to honk yes you can you can honk but what's with the second honk and the confusion like these guys are beside themselves the guy looks at me throws his hands up honks as he's going past the front my car's not on PCH I'm still back I'm not in he doesn't swerve he doesn't do anything he just honks again and gives me what is this world coming to and how am I supposed to drive with Maniacs like you out on but my feeling is What is your expectation and man you must be disappointed a lot this is how you go through life I think about like how did how did this guy get a Tesla he's 61 years old he's driving $100,000 car and he lives in Malibu somewhere like he's not he didn't fall off the turnup truck he's he has a college degree like he must understand Society to some in some way shape or form why is this surprising and exacerbating to him and then how's he want me to feel like I'm just going to go oh man can you take some cat what's your Veno what you want me to do I saw you and then I stopped I I don't know what else that and you didn't swerve you didn't do it's a it's a long kind of sweeping Corner cars move at high rate of speed and you can't really see around it so you kind of inch out then I saw you and I stopped and you were probably speeding by the way but okay why the hands up in the in the eye to eye consternation look as you go past me with a second honk what are we looking to achieve here it's cuz it's not what it's about he obviously had a fight with his wife in the morning or his husband whatever or his assistant and then they just use that instead and they had to hold it in they couldn't say anything and then someone does something that they think is sliding them and then they just get mad so it's nothing to do with their rules or the it's just a way of getting their anger out it's the monkey on the shoulder again yeah that's always it's when people freak out randomly you're like this is not about me having a bad day Dr Drew has a theory Dr Drew mhm is that who's Dr Drew he's a doctor his name is Drew and he's occasionally on television sounds like a rapper yeah got a little that he predated Dr Dre I think so I was speaking to him yeah and I think I know what it is did you call him after this incident I did I needed some counseling the ter no actually he called me 5 minutes later but was big mistake cuz he wanted to talk about something else and I had had his theme you know so 40 minutes on me screaming about Humanity here's his theory and I think he's right when you surprise people that's when they react now I wasn't surprised I saw him and I stopped he saw me a moment later and went oh [ __ ] but I'd already stopped but he was surprised he startled he was startled and when he got startled that's when people are at their their worst you know but he did the first honk 100 ft away did he need the second honk as he went by my stop my car stopped no he's he's in the also that's so funny that you see the worst of people when they're startled cuz when I'm startled I laugh it's like you're like oh that was kind of a surprise I don't it's so weird that your automatic reaction is [ __ ] you this is a I think it's a lot of narcissism going around wait what would that sound like if you said it narcissism okay yeah just a few more vs I think you know what though cuz Tori you met her outside I don't know if you know her Tor biscuit but she was Drive she drove me here and every time she tried to turn I noticed this with the drivers she has her blinkers on but they don't [ __ ] let her in and she's like please please please please and then they speed up what's that that's really rude why is everybody in such a rush you can let her in it's not we hate gingers here oh that makes sense yeah she's a ginger sorry I didn't want to say it to her face she has no soul according to sou Park soulless ginger red in Ireland you can't turn right on red oh I was thinking about that confused me too had to walk across the street while carries were coming oh was Madness yeah that's how we roll except for most people are [ __ ] and don't they it's so weird yeah in Ireland there's but it's maybe because there's less people here you're like we don't have time to letting the people Rock and waste we hang our hat on turning right on red yes uh I think it's a I think there's a general narcissism that's going on people are very all about themselves individual and also people don't like to be bothered you this guy and guys have turned into colossal [ __ ] in this country such [ __ ] we are and I experienced this a uh a million years ago I haven't told this one in a while but I it always things burn into my psyche and I go this is a bad sign I was uh trying to get on the lot at Hollywood center studios filming a TV show 25 years ago and I pulled up to like the gate and the guy was like uh you know the wrong well actually what I did was the stupid lot had a line of like 13 cars to try to get into the lot and the first gu always giving them ID and they're calling people and stuff and I worked on the lot so I was like I work on this a lot I have my P the guy waves at me and I drive right through we don't have to call people and get guest list and stuff so I went around and I went in through the outdoor I went around to the out one to go in because [ __ ] work on the lot and there's a long line and the guy goes oh you can't come in the and I'm just open the stupid gate and the guy goes now you got to get back in in line I go okay I throw my car in reverse and I start looking over my shoulder as I'm as I'm backing out and there's some 25-year-old douche dude who's not walking on the sidewalk he's walking right behind my car my car 10 from the sidewalk he's like walking right behind and soon as I start letting the clutch out Manuel dude fine reverse I look and I see him the second and I hit the Brak immediately and I don't touch him but I came close to him yeah and then the guy throws his hands up and he's like what the [ __ ] whoa whoa and I'm like sorry sorry sorry I didn't see but I did see you I stopped yeah yeah yeah yeah keeps doing the what the hell man and I go sorry sorry I didn't you know and then he he walks by of course he's got some business at the guard shack so he's there then I loop around I get back in line and then I come back and he's still at the guard shack and I pull up and he's like hey man that was that was close you almost hit me I go he needs to let it go I know I go sorry I know I didn't I saw I mean I didn't see you to the last second but sorry about that and he goes uh yeah man you almost hit me and I said yeah sorry I just was trying to back out and he goes yeah it was close and I go I didn't hit you I didn't hit you just shut the [ __ ] up you [ __ ] entitled [ __ ] [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out of here I was like I the fifth time he wanted to revisit this I go I didn't I didn't hit you so shut the [ __ ] up I know what you want Oh imagine dating him worst mistake I ever made in my life a [ __ ] narcissist had to make a breakfast every day oh my God could you imagine he just never let it go he like this egg was almost poached but not quite oh God I literally to yell at him I didn't hit you shut the [ __ ] up like I don't what else do you want from here's what I'm saying what are you looking for from this exchange I told you sorry three times and you were never touched so what do you but the guy does the second honk with the hands flying up what does he want do she want me to go to the beach and kill myself I'm just what if I just went to a shame spiral I just I tilted the rearview mirrror down and I looked at myself and I was like you don't deserve to live and I just put a [ __ ] pistol in my mouth what do you want me to do drive off the pier I saw you and I stopped you old [ __ ] what do you want from me who are you who do you have a daughter cuz if you do she's got an eating disorder that's for [ __ ] sure for sure who are all these people I had this weird this isind me actually but I had a weird inter Direction where I'm so I was headlining a venue and it was on like an off night and a lot of people came out so you should be like oh that's great and it was on a night that Not only was off night but it's like a special night that a hard night to get people out so anyway but I literally get off the plane um and I'm there in my plane clothes so like your track to no no face on hair tied up in a bun I'm just like I'll get ready when I get in there and all the people are queued up and they're like oh hi you know they're very nice like oh hi Katie and when I get to the venue like get to the door my name is in [ __ ] light my picture is there and my bag and the bouncer goes IG and I go actually sorry like I'm the and I didn't say headliner cuz like I still feel I just go I'm the performer this [ __ ] humble Irish [ __ ] oh I'm the performer and he goes ID and I'm like my [ __ ] face is there but I'm like I don't actually know where my ID is cuz I shoved everything down in my bag and he goes I don't care get your ID and I'm like what the [ __ ] is that and this is in front of all these people paid to see me so I'm searching to the bag and then as I find it in my hand I just go wait what if I couldn't find my ID and he goes I'd only let you in when you're due on stage and then you'd have to come right back out site so it's like I leave me here my [ __ ] my my outfit you want an ID for drinking no just to get into the [ __ ] show yeah yeah but he said he'd let you on stage just he'd let me on right before I me I meant to go on stage so like I'd have to stand out for while the host and the opener go on yeah he's not but he's not doing ID who are you he's doing ID you but but that's also like a bit ridiculous I completely and then I said it to the manager when I went in cuz no one came in and asked if we wanted a drink or anything like that and all I want is [ __ ] Ginger and I go jeez this is this is bit mad isn't it like I go first your B is not [ __ ] like me in and he goes he's just doing his jobs a lot of college students I'm not a [ __ ] college student and I was like and can we get a drink he goes just go to the bar and I go all right but is it free like I don't really know what's happening here and then he was like yeah yeah it's free just go up and I was like what what what is happening why weird half the no not half 78 of the clubs or or theaters I've played the show starts at 8 uh mostly no opener just me on stage at eight and we pull up to the back door of the theater at five minutes to 8 and there's nobody there and then at some point I call somebody calls somebody and they go yeah and then the guy goes oh where are you and we go we're in the back where you told us to pull up oh you're down there okay yeah let me get a guy and it's like man you're casual about this you have a soldout crowd hit stage in 4 minutes you don't want to send a guy to just stand out the parking lot like by the back door like oh oh it's locked yeah okay we'll send Javier down there he'll let you in it happens all the time it's a weird it's a weird way to run a business yeah cuz I did and I'm going to compliment them but I did San Francisco punch line and they were the opposite they were texting me before like do you need an escort pass your fans there there's only great and horrible there's no in between I was like oh my God they're they're getting us food oh my God like it was so I was just but that it's it's funny cuz the the night the 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everybody knows your business so I was like I'm getting out of this country and then I came to America where people say than to your face I's like I do not like this I used to smoke cigarettes but Jesus people are very vocal on hating cigarettes oh my God especially in New York City they'll give you side eye while you're having a cigarette while they're on acid I had this young woman um I mean she was like 14 she could have been more than 14 and she left her life to come into my life a stranger to get mad at me for smoking cigarettes she goes oh my God don't you know smoking kills I was like yeah you should start Katie Bole is on the Adam Corolla show I'll do it myself name of the special and um YouTube's probably the best place to find it right yes yes it's on YouTube it's on all your album platforms but yeah you I like YouTube cuz people write little comments and then I can reply and it's a full meal it's like an hour and 10es 12 minutes or something yeah texture so I think it's just an hour on the album and then I included crowd work so I didn't have a Hoster opener I just did crowd work up top and um then did the hour uh so yeah that that's extra on the special and if you don't like Crowder some people will come and go oh I didn't come here for crowd workor special I'm like skip to8 minutes cuz then it's just material the crowd workor was your opener yes yeah yeah I wanted to do that so that I could link the jokes with the people if that makes sense and um but yeah I'm glad I did it a lot of older male Comics were telling me not to do that they were like don't break the wheel before you've got on the car or some [ __ ] thing then I talk to older female comics and they were like [ __ ] it have fun do your thing and I'm really glad I did it that way yeah then want you to fail I know I flipped the script but the guys were looking out for youil I'm delighted um I'm glad I did it that way we're out all right we got some news yeah well so um I don't know if you've connected with your family through that Port this portal that links New York City to Dublin so we can't have nice things no so it's this it's this screen there's a screen in New York City it's right by the flat iron building and it's a live stream and it streams directly to another screen in Dublin so people from both side screens can meet up they can talk they can see each other it's all in real time um it has now been temporarily shut down is there about a five six hour time difference there I don't know what the time differ well it might just have different yeah it's 5 hours um so I guess when you're looking through it it could look like nighttime depending on when but it's only 5 hours I mean like and people are reconnecting you'd see family members there's a proposal on it uh done through it like it it's it's beautiful until uh recently cuz it has been shut down by the Dublin City Council because people in Ireland have been doing some crazy stuff oh really I mean we had one girl she flashed all the people on the New York side so this is a this is an only fan star and she decided to just in Ireland and she's flashing New York City um can't be doing that to Irishmen they'll implode over there they not used to that sort of another another guy um snorted some what what looked like to be drugs in front of everybody uh people are mooning New York uh people are showing videos of 911 people are yeah like on their like screens they just uh showing people in New York videos of 911 they're doing they're just doing all this stuff and yeah as uh Katie said we can't have nice things and they been temporarily shut down no because we're animals yeah now and we can't have like robots that deliver pizza because someone's going to spray them and then spray paint them and then rape them like by the side of the road and stuff like just can't have normal nice things Society is declined to the point and I would have thought this was all coming out of New York yeah no no Irish people that will will do really offensive thing thinking they're just being hilarious now realizing it's is really offensive does that make sense like like the 911 thing they probably thought this is the funniest thing they're going to love that they don't think that they're being mean or nasty but then people over there looking going my [ __ ] uncle was in there what the [ __ ] like literally but there was one American guy who put up a picture of potato potato and he was pointing at the Irish people call them potatoes I think that's hilarious yeah Everyone likes a good famine jokes you know I know I do I like famine ethnic cleansing that's kind of my wheelhouse know the in the joke Department yeah yeah yeah yeah what same I do a joke about the the the the potato fine is really constructed you know I get very Conspiracy Theory with it well it is a genocide so yeah don't even don't even get me into it that's right that's right so that guy that guy's got chops yeah we can't have nice things yeah that's the new world order I mean it's it's kind of a beautiful idea it's kind of part and parcel to like in Los Angeles where they go listen don't go out with a nice watch or if you have an expensive car make sure it's like I I don't know are what we should just be done then like evolving yeah technology working buying jewelry handbags like whatever just you put a Target on your back if you walk out with a Rolex you know what I mean it's just we're we're coming undone as a society we got to get religion I think we need religion back not for me but for everyone else I don't know religion's been pretty bad it is but it keeps people in their Lane like it it's shameful and it keeps it shames people it keeps people from getting off getting getting off the road like like U Matthew bradrick yeah but if it's religion it just has to be like because the problem with religion is people are so narcissist with it they're like my God is the real God and you're like ah who knows who's God if it's religion where you're like I like this and this keeps me going I get to meet people I go to church Grand but people get really [ __ ] you got to be in my you got to be with my God look at I I agree but as religion Fades this kind of crazy Behavior we need judgment need religion astrology we need something to keep people in line because we're all just atheist banshees now and it's a mess it's a mess mhm all right well um in Alabama um there's a story about uh a police officer well so there's this guy he uh he he wakes up early takes the Sun and daughter to school and he's driving and he gets pulled over uh for driving above the 25 mile per hour speed limit and so he gets pulled over he asks the cop hey how fast was I going and the cop Goes My Radar go my radar gun was broken but I was driving on cruise control and you're driving faster than me so I I know that you're past the speed limit and so he writes the guy the ticket and then he stands in front of his car the guy who got the tickets car and he wouldn't move so um the guy his name's Burks Burks says uh he was standing there wouldn't move I asked him politely at least twice I said sir step back and get out of the way and he said you can go around the cop said you can go around around me and so Burke said get your ass out of the way so I can take my kids to school that's why you all underpaid because you all act dumb and then he leaves mhm he he goes to court um prepare prepared to uh plead guilty pay the fine pays it and the judge says also you must write an apology to the officer for allegedly having cursed at him and if you don't you will spend up to 30 days in jail uh for using the word ass cuz he said get your ass out of the way and burk's like whoo ass is in the Bible that's not a curse word so he's fighting it right now but uh yeah he he has to write an apology to this well if the if the cop was sitting on a donkey yeah and he said get your ass out of the way biblically I think he'd have a leg to stand on but if he didn't have the donkey right even if he wasn't on the donkey the donkey could be blocking the car and get your ass out of the way then that's biblically strong I think any decent lawyer could probably get you off that minus the donkey and I don't know if there's a donkey there I'm not seeing a donkey in the article I don't see a donkey doesn't say there wasn't a donkey you're right don't minus the donkey now there's an ass related situation yeah I hate when cops just sort of abuse their power and I think that was that was it I need a written apology yeah he's being a bit that's very controlling it's and then for the person it makes you feel like less done so yeah I don't like that just get over it he's paying his ticket and ass is not the worst thing he could have said he could have said a lot worse ass is almost not anything anymore I mean in in our world yeah I'm more insulted I'd be more insulted if you called me underpaid and dumb yes for sure call me that's all you want yeah dumb is worse for sure yeah so um I don't know that was just cops okay it's it's it's an imbalance and the problem with cops is you shouldn't trust anyone who wants to be a cop but once not your dad of course he's one of the good I mean he's also a farmer and he breeds horses it's different in Ireland yeah does have a gun that's got yeah yeah it's yeah totally different but I think here the way the police are trained cuz the police in Ireland are so everybody knows them they're so friendly and I know we don't have like it's different cuz it's a small country but they're just really skilled with their words cuz they have to be so they just kind of guilt you and I think that's a better way you know they're embarrass you out not robbing something um but here it's like more like a power thing right it's like you're I've got my guns and I'm you know trained by the military and I'm ready to [ __ ] [ __ ] up and that's just scary is he gonna write the letter I don't think he should I think he should not write the I don't think I don't think he he should 30 days in prison is fine Bert he's probably never Liv in the country anyway right I don't know he's probably not planning to go to Europe he's he can get a stamp on his thing that says yeah if your radar gun is not working that's on you but they do the the thing they're saying you they they would Pace you you know if you're going 70 and they're going 70 and they're not gaining on you then you're going 70 too is kind of uh or as well I should say all right one more what else all right so uh the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit uh magazine public something if you now say to me the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame class of 2025 I'm going go and they go times most 100 most influential I go and then they go sports illustrate every time there's a new thing that I used to like it's all ruined it's all been ruined that Rock and Roll Hall of Fame are you nuts it's ruined it's ruined times most Sports Illustrated but it's all every Convention of my childhood everything that existed everything that was even even half the time the Oscars where they go the best picture nomin I'm like okay here we go it's never going to be anything anyone likes it's all ruined everything is ruined I know thin Lizzy's not in the Rock and it's cuz they had an Irish member that's right there's all this Irish [ __ ] seen a statue in Dublin yeah yeah we love him mhm yeah that's right he's black too right yeah yeah so like you know in the like there's a a lot of black people in irand now but I feel like he would have been one of the first who was like actually uh Irish and getting stuff do you know so I think he had like a lot of there's probably a lot on his shoulders you know to like represent and so probably dealt with a lot of [ __ ] as well but um but yeah we loved him yeah he's hot as well you love thin liy yeah yeah we love thin liy Phil l l yeah Linn Lin died early yeah that's yeah most it's just a hard life though isn't it uh rock and roll yeah well it it is I mean it can be you know Roger dalter is 80 so he seemed to get through it you know they guys that that get through it and then they guys that don't see their 30th birthday yeah you know I saw an interview with him when he was younger on The Late Late Show but he was like Twitchy do you know I'd say he did a lot of drugs and stuff he was like yeah yeah yeah and he was like but s but anyway great musician oh love Thin Lizzy yeah now we got fat lizza so that's where we're at that's what we have now that's what we have now she had some drama she's always getting in trouble she's got in trouble recently as well she did yeah yeah she's she's she's constantly getting in trouble there the last the last year doesn't she announce every three days she's taking a break from social media and then then has a meltdown on so social media like with them yeah just go on take a break she can't quit us she should have a assistant do her social media and just leave it there just play the flute and relax yeah relax yeah well um so they announced the the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit have well is that women or men huh is that women or men women and they just get in their bikinis yeah nice it's wonderful okay so the uh the models uh the cover models this year somebody's elderly mom and five Hees that's where I'm at Chrissy Tegan mom is she elderly she defitely a mom I hate her she's the worst uh is she what a comedian I don't know who she she's a former model John Legend's wife oh this girl here no sorry they've done they've edited her face they when they do this they should not be allowed to edit like that's not that can't be her real face that's like they've pulled in here you can tell yeah it's ridiculous look her neck compared to her [ __ ] face just age people you go girl I know Kate Upton all right what does she like what's this I'm coming back I'm coming back but where's everyone's over 40 you know I don't know all right keep it going okay um Hunter McGrady don't know who that is oh she looks good so this is Kate Upton yeah we like Kate Upton who's Hunter McGrady Hunter McGrady is a model of plus size all right now here we go it's on but um yeah let's yeah so there's Hunter McGrady oh no she looks great that's sorry that's not even plus to me is it really that's more curvy it's plus most American M yeah never have a plus-sized face what do I tell you about plus-sized models always always a regular siiz head and a big ass their face is never fat they never have double chin right that's why I'm like you shouldn't be called most fat people have a fat head every plus-sized model isn't really representing plus-sized people they have well-shaped well- Define cheekbones and head their head is always skinny their ass is always big they if they real plus size I can show you what big people look like their head matches their ass mhm all right sorry and there's one more age 69 oh 69 69 mhm Gail King no okay it's done it's over Gail King what does she look like no we remember La we'll put her up but last year let's pret let's all pretend for one moment she wasn't friends with Oprah oh sorry she does not look 69 though no nobody looks their age anymore no nobody looks their age even if I don't know what 69 is but that woman's nearly 70 yeah yeah that's much no but she obviously has maybe worked on do they all have worked on I don't I don't know looks great In fairness but here's the whole point great for 69 the whole point for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition is find the people that look the best in bathing suits regardless of age sexual proclivity uh history anything and just give us the best looking people in the bathing suit we can just go on their Instagram we'll take it yeah that's the way you used to do it now you got to make a point Instagram but here's here's a deal like I don't I don't want to watch sporting events and go you know that guy's a pretty good soccer player for a 63y old I don't want that I just want the best soccer players in the world on the field not that that's a real Sporter I would watch it but I'm just saying it for you I don't want to watch the NFL and go that guy's a decent quarterback for 71 it make you've ruined the game you've now ruined the game have you not ruined the game we go oh that guy's a you know that guy's a quarterback he's in his 50s and he's plus-sized but he does a pretty good job for a quarterback as a morbidly obese guy no just get the this is why we love sports can I say one thing no question everyone on The Field's the best everyone's the best that's why we love sports I I genuinely think the idea of showing older women is great because Hollywood has been always like you're dead after 22 but a lot of those women have work done so I'd actually prefer if they did you could still do a hot section too do the hot young girls there you go but then oh we're going to we're actually going to show these beautiful older women section but like I just feel like okay but you look my age your face does your body not so much that's the whole you're not you're not actually celebrating older women in that case you're not you're not no no yes you're exactly right they used to do this all time they go we have the first African-American missusa oh with the pixie nose and the comb straight hair and the blue eyes like yeah oh so you have the first black woman who looks like a white woman because we won't accept anything else other than that like so and you're making a yeah so this is progress so you go okay listen black lady we'll make you Miss America as long as you look like a white lady and hey 65-year-old woman we'll put you on the cover as long as you look like a 29y old woman yeah that's so much pressure for now women are going to see that they're not going to feel better they're going to go I the [ __ ] look like that to exist at like say at 69 I thought it could be [ __ ] gray I could be just you know a bit of a slump look like that that's more 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know what I mean like people go I like watching this show because it's funny or I like this series because it's good or I like listening to this music but then Sports comes around and people are captivated you know and I mean the numbers for the Super Bowl or insane in terms of viewership you know you you could do a successful show out here successful sitcom or something like that you'll get a few million views but you don't get a 100 million people watching and and and people talking about it whatever and I and I realize it's the meritocracy right there's no affirmative action in sports there's no Dei nothing there's no I I've said a million times there's no such thing as the owner of the team's son playing in the game that's right not even on the kickoff team not just like losing him out there on the kickoff team and by the way right many of these guys have sons who played college football and stuff like that cuz they're Sports guys they're football fans nobody's nobody's out on the field it's part of the reason it it's the last man standing uh in in effect in in America right everything else has been corrupted yeah everything else has been corrupted so but the they they did get one Victory the corruptors changing the names of teams yes I just spoke in Cleveland recently and I did not realize in the audience was one of the owners of the Cleveland Guardians by the way it's difficult for me to even say the word because there is nothing wrong with the term Indians nothing you I I can I can I tell a story please okay so I I defended Washington Redskins for years and by the way just so people know this The Washington Post which led the Crusade against the name Redskins in Washington did a a major poll of Native Americans found overwhelmingly to their credit to The Washington Post credit I don't like the paper but I got to give them credit they acknowledged overwhelmingly American Indians Native Americans couldn't care less about the name Redskins right it it it it it meant nothing to them as regards Indians they're pro- Indians so I got a call years ago a guy calls me when I was defending the Indians in the [ __ ] names he goes well Dennis let me just ask you you know you're a Jew so let me ask you a question what if a team were named the Jews and I said sir Jews have been looking for fans for 3,000 years that's a brilliant story yes well H most of it is on behalf of people who don't care it's sort of like Latins or latinx or something like that there the people the people of themselves have no interest in you being named by middle-aged white women from Santa Monica the people who are complaining have no part of the pun skin in the game yes but I'll tell you where the big problem comes and we just went through it with Co most people don't care most white people don't care about team names but do you want to be on the side that is actively calling for keeping uh the name Redskins and most people would go no I won't say that out loud although I'll think that way they're afraid they're afraid they're afraid they're afraid that's just got we just went through it with Co but they don't ask is it right they ask will I get hurt if I say it yes and by the way you don't get hurt if you say it I didn't get hurt you know people people attack you so what but people know who you are oh I see so that's a defense people would out themselves and then they could be well of the Indians though I mean Redskin's okay skin it's color of a skin like it matters but but the uh but Indians I mean it's don't you name a team in honor of a group all all teams are named in honor of either group or some Fierce fighting Badger animal lion you know with air celebrating yes you're cele yes you celebrate them right there's no team named the manes no no I there's no but there's no buildings or ships named you know the Benedict Arnold the USS Benedict Arnold set sale today right yes they name it after Fallen war heroes it's it's Umbridge for everything that's how we do it I I don't know why they don't get that but motivation is gone daddy Sports writers are are a particularly woke Community which is strange well I have a theory I want to hear it yeah I know I know he does it I'm honored so this is my theory people yearn to be important that is one of the the most important yearnings whether it's right or not people have it especially males but increasingly females sports writer thinks after a day you know what I did for the last year I've written about the Baltimore Orioles and their their new shortstop and I haven't made a damn bit of difference on on this planet right so let me let me become a social Warrior yes and I believe that I believe that about Hollywood yes a lot of two generations ago actors believed that what they did was significant which I do believe is significant to enable people to escape the difficulties of life for an hour and a half in a movie is a gift you have done people a real service but now the the starting in the 60s or 7 these actors thought that's all I'm doing I'm acting I want to change the world and so every profession oh I'm just a teacher oh I want to change the world oh I'm just a journalist oh I'm just a I'm just a I'm just a and I really believe that is a major factor in why let's say sports writers took up the idiotic Crusades of changing the names of these teams yeah I would have never thought that it would be this prevalent amongst Sports Riders because it's not popular amongst sports fans the sort of woke you know what I mean and the agenda oh right but they're not answering to the fans right they're not right absolutely not and that's what you're speaking of yeah and also see I believe all this stuff is destructive because when I turn on an NFL game and it's every NFL game and in the end zone it says end racism then it would make you think there was a major issue look if I turned on a soccer game out of Brazil and in every End Zone it said and malaria I would go well evidently there's a big problem in Brazil with malaria there there has to be otherwise it wouldn't put it on every soccer field right so I believe these people are wildly destructive narcissists by the way and racism when the single largest group is black on the field I would say often times if it is just an offense and a defense and they're in the end zone that says end racism and they're 22 players out on that field I would say often times 15 or 16 or black and sometimes more but but we got to end this racism and speaking of that I was listening to your show yesterday yeah as I always do thank you um I tell people all the time listen to some talk radio that you enjoy I you know people go oh the commute the commute in La the commute I'm in my car for an hour I go you find somebody whose voice you like and listen to it after this podcast it becomes enjoyable yeah when you're done listening to me yeah right and you got time listen to but you had a caller call in and her name was Pat and she was from Chicago M and I I noticed a few things about that call uh is sort of mechanical and you're going to be surprised by this and you have no idea where this is going correct I have none and the other is a more spiritual thing she was she was calling in because she was respectful she was a 50-year-old woman of color oh a black woman yes by the way can can we make this rule anybody who is of a certain age I don't need the next number in ages you're going to be you know they go I'm 50 turning 51 in October okay understood I know you're not going to skip 51 and go to 55 I hope you make it a 51 as well but you had me at 50 right for now I have all the information I need to know about you I'm not sending you out a gift in October but she did the going to turn you know which uh I always like but she started talking about you and your answer on um Patrick B David's podcast Patrick Bet David podcast yes about racism or Jew Jewish what have you and we have some of the same thoughts I got some of the same theories when they go the Jews why don't the blacks love the Jews why aren't they embracing the Jews they march with them arm in arm they're their biggest fans you know they vote you know Democrat all the way across the board what do you what do you have a beef with the Jews for of all people I I have the answer to that I think you probably do as well well I really want to hear yours I will give it to you but I was listening and this woman called and she makes the argument that all the people who do the well cuz you go look look around systemic racism tell me the rules what's in place what is affecting you in 20124 in the United States as a black person they go well come on now you got to look back further than that you know what I mean right and this woman was making the point and I'll we'll play the clip I'll let her just play the uh clip about I kept her on a long time yes why we we cut it a little bit yeah we cut it down but no no I'm not saying that in terms of playing it I'm just saying I'm noting for your listeners yeah that I gave her a lot of time on the radio yes and she first mentioned that part of the problem with your thesis is slavery is a lot closer than we thought it was and we'll play the we'll play the initial clip sorry I think we have it somewhere Pat in Chicago hello yes so I recently saw um I guess it was a podcast and I I think the question that uh he put to you was you know what was the difference between why um you know the Jewish Community seem to have you know really you know bounced back from the horrifying um experience obviously of Hitler's Germany and you know Asel and all that versus the black community or AKA African-American Community after slavery and you know you you know you believe that the liberal media have made you know blacks black American feel as though you know we're victims and things like that and I just felt that you totally missed the boat on it and being a black American woman um who's 50 years old and my I knew my great-grandfather he actually was the grandon of slaves so all right pause it there first off there's a huge flaw which is people go I'm a woman I'm a woman of color so I can no you're not an expert on anything just because you're that no no more no more than I'm an expert on 59-year-old white guys or are half Italian you I don't you don't get to it's a weird thing where you get to claim expertise all the time because you are that person number one all right her great-grandfather her great-grandfather's grandfather was a slave and I was driving my car and I was thinking about it I don't know who my great-grandfather was I certainly don't know his grandfather I don't know does any anybody here know what their great-grandfather was up to the trials and the tribulations of their great-grandfather the oppression I like I I assume I come from poor dumb people I'm assume they got kicked around a little bit anyone who's Irish had a poor you know Grand great great great grandfather who was part of you know getting paid a dollar a day for digging ditches or something like f first off history is riddled with great great great grandfathers you know being oppressed but also how much effect is that going to have on you in your daily life in 2024 and then I'm trying to think I don't know my great-grandfather do you know your great-grandfather and do you know what he was up to no have any idea no idea no idea correct literally no idea I I have I didn't know his name right my my mind started bending I was like my grandmother's dad was a cement contractor in Los Angeles like in the the 20s teens 20s your grandmother's dad my grand my my mother my mother's mom her dad right so that's so that's your great-grandfather yeah so he I don't know his name you know more about him than a concrete contractor in the in the 20s and then on my dad's side uh his dad died when he was a teenager and I never met him that that Grandpa and I would have no idea what his his dad did it was great I have so all three of us have zero idea which I say to everyone all the time this is the white privilege we have because she has to walk around nursing these thoughts all day my great grandfather's grandfather was a slave she has to think about that all day where I go I don't even know who these people were it has nothing to do with me it's 2024 I'm going to make hay while the sun shines the question is what does it have to you asked this and I asked what does it have to do with her the fact that he was a slave is a tragedy but why why should that play any role in her life that's and I don't have the answer to that I I don't I don't know because she is choosing to have it to play a big role in her life and none of us are choosing to have it play our great-grandfathers could have been serial killers but we don't know I went on the internet I had no rec I had no recollection of my I mean of course I knew I was on Patrick B David show a number of times but I I I didn't had no recollection of this particular part of the dialogue it's about two minutes maybe three minutes so I went on the internet and sure enough it's I to the extent that I remember what I said was essentially what I said to this woman that uh blacks see themselves as victims and this is paralyzing Jews do not see themselves as victims and so they're not paralyzed and and the Jews the the the Holocaust is is way more recent than slavery right and and even more recent than Jim Crow except well there was still elements of Jim Crow in the 50s let's I acknowledge that and but that was only in the South and Jim Crow is not aitz it's horrible and it's a blot on America's moral record but it's not aitz the right but she heard you say that and she's calling in to victimize herself that's the problem and that's what politicians should say but they won't right and but the anger I I I always read comments it's I think that that's as revealing as anything else comments on articles that I read on the New York Times columns uh comments on on videos video comment after comment about what I said mostly uh uh blacks uh writing in were were angry with me for noting that if you think of yourself as a victim you hurt yourself I said it lovingly and honestly I have a chapter in my book on happiness you cannot be a happy person if you think of yourself as a victim so the the here we have Jews were exterminated the it's the only true genocide in in modern history there there have been mass murders like with the Armenians and you call it the Armenian Genocide I'm not going to argue but there was nothing like while was that two out of every three European Jews were systematically murdered babies as much as as Grand parents okay so but Jews memorialize the Holocaust but I mean I'm I'm an American Jew I never heard a Jew go woe unto me because there was a holocaust right woe unto them because there was a holocaust but not woe unto me my father raised me to think that I was the luckiest Jew in Jewish history to live in America okay that that was and there was anti-Semitism in America there were places Jews couldn't move to they couldn't practice in law firms uh in many instances there was a quot on Jews at Harvard in the 1930s ironically uh but I was raised to be to think I'm if the luckiest if if you raise your kid to think they're lucky you have given them the greatest gift in life I I agree and if you turn someone into a victim a they'll not be successful B they'll be unhappy but C it will give them license to hurt other people to lash out to take down statues and burn buildings and loot stores and do all the things you don't want them to do and I have no idea why we fan the Flames I mean I do understands political expediency but but it's sad to me that politicians there's certain you know I think we grew up thinking look doctors are doctors and maybe they take some money from the far pharmaceutical companies and maybe the pharmaceutical company pays for their golf outing or whatever but they would never do anything to harm a patient like that's there was a sort of fiduciary thing where we thought they would not cross that line I feel like many politicians have cross that line when it comes to the black community I I believe the NAACP has crossed that line the teachers unions have crossed that line but the they're against school choice the overwhelming majority of black Americans are for school choice but the teachers unions and the NAACP are against it by the way the the proof on our mutual Point here on the victim versus lucky issue I I I didn't think to mention it this is the beauty of having this dialogue but I will now you know that one of the most successful immigrant groups in America or immigrants from West Africa especially Nigeria yes they're they're incredibly successful and here's the reason they think they're lucky to be a black in America right that's it that's the whole difference they're both black who so who cares but one group thinks they're victims and the other group thinks they're lucky same color yes so just to finish my point which was um Jews and blacks and I've been saying this into a microphone for over 25 years but I feel like it's people are starting to understand it now why on Earth would blacks not like Jews or in a statistically at a higher rate than it is unfortunately and it's not deserved Jew Jews were the most active minority in America on behalf of it's because of what you just said the woman and maybe we'll hear the rest I think there may be a little more of her call but the woman called in and said my great-grandfather's grandfather was a slave and you said um uncle MOA was putting an oven and uh we're not that far away from that you know what I mean my my grandfather loo gorog not blood but the only grandfather I knew his family was rounded up in Hungary and put in camps so I have a closer direct connection to that and psychologically when you say to somebody uh I cannot run a mile because um I have shin splints and another guy next to you goes I had an amputated leg and I just made it you then hate that guy that's right you hate that guy and you want him to shut up because you just gave a whole excuse about shin splints and that guy has a wooden leg and he made it right and you're also trying to convince people around you why I can't make it because of the splain and I got a guy stand that is one of the single biggest factors and I wrote a book on anti-Semitism why the Jews many years ago this notion that George Gilder who's brilliant and not Jewish but he he calls it the Israel test he actually has a book on the subject he says watch how people react to people who have succeeded and you know everything you need to know about them in a I'm just paraphrasing so you have two choices with regard to people who've succeeded in life individually or communally loathe their success and try to tear them down or go hey wait a minute what's the secret man yes and I believe that's historically how it worked um but in America in America yeah that's right but politicians have figured out there's many more people that are unsuccessful than are successful and many more people who are lethargic than there are motivated and so they started playing to that group and they started agitating and angering that group and then saying to them I can get you out of this which they never do no I never understand the unlimited amount of banwi someone can give to a group Democratic party in this case where you're on year 61 of them promising a difference and it never it never materializes and you give them another four like like oh now we got okay we had Barack Obama okay now we got Camala Harris okay now now and it never h oh we need the first black mayor of Chicago and then and nothing no fortunes ever change because it's impossible because they can't change them for you and they go four more years there is no correlation between your group having political power and it being at all good for your group none asian-americans are the sing most successful group in the United States specifically CH Chinese and Vietnamese and uh and Indian I mean not specifically I mean that's basically the whole group they're incredibly successful can you name an Indian or Chinese or Vietnamese or Thai American mayor or Senator or governor no well we have does it matter we have Ted Lou out here who happens to be the dumbest Asian on the planet we found the one dumb Asian and we put him in charge but other than Ted Lou Who was probably just asked to leave whatever business he was in because he was ruining it and go into politics go into politics and you ruin other people's lives we leave our business alone other than Ted Lou no Wild As a matter of fact if it was a chart you would go the other direction you would go well seems to be a correlation between less representation that's right correct right and I think but I do think a lot of it this projection and that scares me a little like I will hear especially women are going insane we'll get to that in a minute but a lot of black women will go like hey we get a black woman in charge you better look out now and it's like no that's not how this is supposed to work where it's not payback time because you got voted in and I think a lot of his projection which is they think oh if we got someone who looks like me in there then they would help me me which you may think that way but that's not how this country work look like me idea it's insane I remember I was I was raised an orthodox Jew and I'm still religious but not as Orthodox as I was then but I'm I'm I'm still you know observant and committed but anyway I I in my house it was an orthodox home the the males my father and my brother and I always wore a yam a Jewish skull cap in the house at all times and I remember in third grade first grade even my first realization when we had these books and it was a Jewish school but we used regular textbooks See Spot Run that's how we learned how to you know that classic thing M and I don't remember with the boy and the girl's name what was the boy and the girl Sally or Billy or something like that whatever and I thought none of them are wearing a yamula and I remember thinking so what right there was not all I did was make the observation but it meant nothing to me right but there that was it but that's liberated there's a freedom yes exactly that's right totally I see the idea I have to have somebody who looks like me it otherwise I can't relate to them the I I don't I don't get it most of this stuff is sort of Bor ing on insane at this at this point it's now Crossing into some realm be we're now getting to sort of clinically insane with many of these thoughts I there's more to this tape though I think we should hear a little more from Pat from Chicago and then the thing you did not expect I will bring up something on this tape Dennis yeah that you did not think about has nothing to do with previous podcast and it's not an attitudinal thing or anything it's just something very to hear okay okay we can play the rest of it I guess American woman um who's 50 years old and my I knew my great-grandfather he actually was the grandson of slaves so his actual Grandparents were slaves his parents were freed men my grand my great-grandfather lived to be a very old man and so when you put it in context slavery is not that far beyond us and I can tell you hold on pause it for a second yeah how far back I know does your great grandfather's grandfather feel to you you know pre- automobile pre- airplane somehow the Civil War is far behind us I mean just in fact yes it it it's it's what what what would we 160 what is it is it am I right 160 years ago but does anyone walk around feeling like your great grandfathers grandfathers really connect Daily World War I really feels like a long time ago and that was way after that right all right we'll play it out and then I'll surprise you sir context slavery is not that far beyond us and I can tell you my great-grandfather he lived to be to the age I was 19 years old he was almost 100 and so tell me where do you where do you differ with me after all it wasn't just that slavery just happened to you know to my my community and then that was it and everything went on and became great you missed a total Factor stop it did you hear the low battery chime for the smoke detector no all right we'll play it back watch the screen wait a minute the low battery there's a low battery we have a smoke detector in my studio and that's what you heard now it's in her home yeah it's over the call really here we go all right watch the screen my my community and then that was it and everything went on and became great you miss the factor of Jim cro yes but I I will admit I'm so absorbed with every word that the caller is talking about there could I hang on your every as well yeah no no no no no you're better than no you I've been doing this for a living just say you don't know this you know my wife and you know me I want you to know there our times this will crack you up my wife will say to me you know Adam Cora would have noticed that I give you my word she really she really does I I I because I don't I don't notice nearly as much as you do yeah it's it's like my I have I have a female trainer I I work out three days a week and uh the last session I told this to my wife it cracked her up she said to me in the middle of the session she finally says well haven't you noticed something about my hair and I thought oh crap uh oh the Trap I didn't even know what to say I I looked at her I didn't think she had a haircut I could not even guess her hair is a bit lighter than it had been in the previous 20 sessions let's say you would have noticed you you if she were Adam's trainer he would have know within within 20 seconds of arrival at the gym oh your hair you got to no no I would have noticed yeah thought it's less attractive than the natural color and not said anything but I would have noticed right okay I wouldn't have complimented her I I really that's cuz you're so honest I'm serious you are honest you really are in general uh when women mess with their natural hair color often times it bumps me and I would have noticed and not said anything you think that women in older age who are they should have died hair when you said trainer I didn't okay yeah you're right no she's younger than way younger than me okay but that yes so I I I understand but uh in any event I just want you to know you are the reference point for my wife of the man who notices everything and that would include the uh the the battery low battery CH low battery well it gets a little deeper even than this I think we have another one oh there's yeah because they the same tape same conversation they go off every 32 seconds oh that's disturbing and that was a seven-minute call but yeah you would put her on hold yes so I was trying to time it but I wouldn't hear it and then I realized oh he has her on hold while he's talking so she doesn't cut him off and then you'd pot her back up and then I would hear it again oh my God that's why she spent the day doing yesterday that that is hilarious all right we'll play we'll play the next one sorry my community and then that was it and everything went on and became great you missed the total factor of J crism segregation there is a so the question is did she hear it no she lives with it yeah she tuned it out a long time ago it's sort of like ambulances and fire trucks in Manhattan she is Guided by the voice of her great great great grandfather was a slave that comes in Aran bell comes in but the smoke detector above her head unfaced unmoved by that that is a very intelligent but it a certain point I don't know keep just keep listening just keep listening cuz see what you don't know Dennis is this is a thing in the black community what what thing it kind of became a meme uh over Co the low smoke detector chirp in the background why I don't know but it became a thing that when uh in the black community when you were interviewing during covid via Zoom or something the black guest or Joy Reed or something you'd hear it in the background and it caught on and it became a thing ironically at some point she was explaining to you that she's not a typical black person she had she knows her parents she was raised by her parents she doesn't have a baby mama and then the chime goes off right in the middle of it and I went well you do share some things culturally that's how I think Dennis no I love it it's part of your charm we'll play the last two misation laws you if you fell in love with someone who was white you you God help you because now you're not going to even live to even Fe a wedding day with this person so it wasn't oh my God I think it's I agree with every by the way I agree with every word you said every fact you related is true in the last half century what uh what the left has said what the Democratic party Liber have said to blacks is without our white liberal help you can't do a damn thing because you're victims of a systemically racist Society there isn't a black organization I know of that does good for black people that's my position now can I speak to that y cuz I'm 50 years old I was born in 73 actually I'm turning 51 good Lord willing later this year so let me speak to that my parents I come from a two- parent black home working parents both low battery it's become a black thing Dennis and I don't know I used to point it out on love Lin so I did love line radio 20 you know 30 years ago and I would hear it and then I would Pace it I would time it that's how I know it comes in every 30 now you ruined it for me every time I'm going to have a black Coler now I'm going to be and you've ruined it you know I just want to say on a very serious note so I I made a very big charge I can't think of a black organiz ation that really helps blacks and obviously I meant black liberal organizations they're they're small black conservative organizations and and she didn't once say what are you talking about here let me name you the organizations that do that's the other part of this time we're in that I find interesting is you lay out stuff you say stuff and they they just sort of move you go you go I've said it a million times I've screamed a microne I go look school choice helps these people predominantly helps these people and this group wants it more than any other group and your Democratic party and your teachers unions and NAACP they're all against it now how do you explain that they go well listen everyone makes you you know Trump's no saint either you know it's like no just answer the question you just answer what could be more powerful or more helpful for Community than education and Early Education and your group is against it is you have any thoughts about that no we're going to talk about gun control that's right they just won't answer or or My or my grandfather's grandfather I'd rather talk about the ghost of my great great great grandfather than address the smoke detector battery above my head metaphorically that's kind of what we're talking about here yeah it's a good metaphor I I hear you here's a bigger question not even bigger but different as I've said and maybe we'll play Dennis's clip cuz it's it's my favorite the uh Joe Biden extra baggage charge one why aren't more black people embarrassed humiliated and speaking up and going listen I'm perfectly capable of getting an ID I'm perfectly capable I know what a computer is I know what a computer is I'm perfectly capable of hiring accountants and lawyers and stop it it's embarrassing let to Amy Horowitz who makes these videos all over the world and he went to he went to Harlem uh people could see it at at amih haro.com and he goes to Harlem and he asks black people about is it the voter ID we're talking about yeah so they they say what what do you think about voter ID and they go of course there should be one right every single every single one and then they said well it's some people say that it's it's hard for blacks cuz don't know where the motor vehicle bureau is and she go and every single one said oh it's right over there on 153rd Street right just just make a right on the corner over there I mean I don't even know where the DMV is but all of them all of the all of them did it's not I mean yes but that's not really the answer to the question which is when Joe Biden is saying you know black entrepreneurs are just smart as white entrepreneurs they just don't have lawyers or accountants you know or they don't know what computers are they can't get an ID or something something why isn't the black community standing up and going shut up this is embarrassing I'm not a toddler uh that though that's the the patronizing the condescension is better than Patron the condescension to uh to non-whites and by by the left is one of the most injurious policies and in in America today it it is completely dishonest and uh you're you're right why do people fall for it and it's only destructive but also I if people were essentially saying that I was you know incompetent essentially I'm incompetent right and and I heard them i' would say excuse me right no you don't speak go you say go to hell I'll play this this clip and I don't know why this one gets me because this one gets me because it's Biden and it's like a triple play a he's talking about nothing like something we no one cares about no one knows about so that's the first that's the first one yeah second one he then brings up a point that doesn't exist and no one's heard of the point and then thirdly he does the racial thing okay I'm dying to hear it yeah so when is this from you know this a year and a half ago junk it does about junk fees deis some Airlines if you want six more inches between you in the seat in front you pay more money but you don't know it until you purchase your ticket look folks these are junk Fe wait I'm sorry forgive me forgive me I confused everyone's always confused I don't understand what that meant of course you know it you pay nobody who's ever been seen this who want I don't know what he's talking enough that's all you do every single conversation you want do Comfort plus you want to do coach plus you want to do buiness plus right don't know what he's talking about next okay so this is a he's talking about something that isn't true we're people are dealing with $6 a gallon gas prices and beef is three times more than it was and everything's just way too expensive and he's talking about commercial airline travel yes but it's an incorrect statement it's an insane statement you you get to 6 in but you don't know it yeah right what is it a lottery you find out when you get on the plane like sorry we need $80 you're like I didn't bring any cash well now you know surpris it's unbelievable I run it back just because it's that but at the end that's when it gets racial okay you purchase your ticket look folks these are junk fees they're unfair and they hit marginalized Americans the hardest especially low-income folks and people of color all right so it's marginalized low income and so people of color their own category of poor people even though they don't necessarily have to be he says marginalized okay then he says low income and people of color so it could be a high earner I exactly I would like to know how many people of color have gone on a plane and got and on wow I got six extra inches I didn't know that right no but you had to pay for it later oh that's it you got doesn't EX got from the top said doesn't exist that's what I'm saying I've said to people many times this doesn't bother you that this country is being led by an insane person decision some Airlines if you want six more inches between you and the seat in front you pay more money that's right but you don't know it no that's crazy you don't know it you just paid more money Jun are unfair and the hit marginalized Americans the hardest especially low-income folks and people of color okay what's the next all right that's okay okay let me say something lowincome people Americans lowincome Americans don't do a lot of flying right at number one so they don't get hit the hardest because they don't fly I mean I my dad got on two flights in 51 years when during my youth and Adolescence and young adulthood like literally two flights I grew up amongst poor people they don't fly so that's number one so it doesn't hit them number two we have marginalized and poor people and people of color so who are the marginalized would they be like Eskimos who who's this group that is not in the other groups they're not in the other group because I thought the black community was the marginalized group but then I also thought The marginalized group were the poor people but the poor people and the black people are in different groups now but it hits them it hits all right so this is not Biden this is Democratic party talk this is does he know what he's saying no no but that's he doesn't but it it doesn't matter any Democrat would say the same thing that that's that's the bad part if we are the party that will rescue you from your dilemmas in life how nobody said you you were raising forgive me the the the Jew black contrast yes nobody said to Jews even right after the Holocaust no one in America said you know we got to we got to pass legislation to help the Jews here in this country you know so a lot of these people you know lost their entire family to to the gas Chambers in in in aitz and and trinka and and Bergen bellson and so on they it didn't happen and and no Jew expected it they were so happy to be in America that it didn't occur to them that somebody is going to say you know we really got to reach out to you not to mention these extra fees on airlines well let's break down the game film for a second Dennis um all right we'll take your word for it um baggage extra junk fees are hurting marginalized people and black people and people of color poor people marginalized people and people of color okay Joe Biden we'll take we'll take it to face valy okay and if you want the extra 6 in of knee room you're going to have to pay for it um what is it that you can possibly do to alleviate this this this tape is 2 years old correct can you speak to United Airlines can you speak to American Airlines like okay you did a press conference and you told us this is an issue and it needs to be dealt with and by the way blacks marginalized poor people people of color uh guess who's going to fix it problem well this has been 2 years and I would argue that this is a metaphor for all the promises you've made a they're not fixable and B you can't fix them if they were fixable and C good luck talking to the guys who run the Airlines and talking them out of their coach plus policies or whatever it is but it's been a year and a half what is it what what have you done how have you helped the mar I want to hear the other two outs you said it was a triple play so the triple play sorry the triple play was a he's just discussing junk fees in Airlines just in general meaningless nonsense next next is uh you don't find out you've paid the extra money until you get the bill later on after you've signed up for it and then the third is that it affects poor people marginalized people and it's really the folk the fact that he created a category for black people that wasn't poor and wasn't marginalized Michael Jordan JayZ and Beyonce and opra the beauty of this Triple Play We we'll continue with the metaphor is it was done by one Fielder right there was no second baseman shortstop or first B the third baseman did the entire Triple Play yes yes and have no idea what he's talking about all it would serve to do if I was black is anger me if I was watching this because you believe in dignity well no anger me on two fronts or one of two fronts either I have dignity and I don't like to be speak spoken to this way or I believe him and I'm angry more angry now at Society than I was before he made the speech because I do believe I'm being marginalized by the airlines because of the color of my skin although I'm not sure you fly a lot dentist you have to declare your race when you're buying the ticket I don't know my assistant does it he may just do honky on there but do you have to tell him you're a Jew for instance I actually I I whenever that want kosher me you love you know you will love this you know what I write when they ask group I write in there's other there's room for other but not when you're buying an airline t no correct Mesopotamian American Ah that's because Abraham came from Mesopotamia aha how's that I'm a mesop I'm the first Mesopotamian American you've ever had on your show that sounds really and the best yeah I'm the best so I so that's that's Joe Biden everyone that's speech right there if you said to me summarize Joe Biden I would say this is him this is him in 89 seconds a he's talking about something nobody cares about B he's lying or confused about the subject and every human being who seen it said I don't know what he's talking about and then he ends up with a nice doop of in outraging ethnicities and sort of blaming you know working the white supremacy angle work a little a little ethnic outrage at the end and here we are and brought up marginalized people people go this is their modus saeri on the left is to have as many groups as possible angry at America yes I spoke at a university a couple of years ago and I said if you don't agree with me come up to the microphone it's more fun for everybody if people to differ with you speak so this uh female student comes up and she looks at me and you she was not disrespectful she but she said I'm just curious either Dennis or Mr Prager I don't remember what she said I'm just curious are you saying that women in America are not oppressed and you hear U batteries that are loose on smoke detector low battery so I that's at least audible I hear the Twilight's own theme when it is not Audible and it plays in my mind frequently I'm not kidding and I it happened then I go am I this girl is is in the lap of luxury she's in a in a essentially a hotel room paid by others either the society or her parents and uh she doesn't have to work she has an olympic size swimming pool probably there's there are saunas there and she is telling me women are oppressed 60% of college students are female 40% are male it's it's a wild difference and you're oppressed and I'm thinking it I'll tell you it it does get me a little angry well it gets me a lot angry to be honest and one of the reasons is is what I said earlier teaching people to be angry is is is evil yes but there there's another reason it's what I call the lefts and I use this term and they they object to it but I I use it all the time they rape language and by the way rape is not just a sexual term people should look it up on the dictionary you could say we rape the rainforest it's said often they have raped the term oppression yes yes and it angers me on behalf of people who really are oppressed but they they did it with sexual assault oh sexual assault that's K they do it with everything everything right and last subject but speaking of this you know I was talking to Dr Drew about this on the right in he was talking getting into he follows Scott Adams is that Dilbert yeah Scott Adams he's a good thinker and he Scott Adams kind of comes on to things before other people come on to things and you do that as well and I do that as well and I've heard you say this on the radio and I've said it for a while now something's going on with women and it's not good right and people are very scared to speak up for the same reasons they were scared to speak up about covid or the same way they're scared to speak up about black lives matter scared to speak up about any one of these subjects that they sort of cudle people into not speaking about but there's something going on with women it's not good it's been going on for a while and it's finally coming home to roost to some degree and some of it is sort of just empirical stuff like you turn on the news and there's women physically fighting in the airport like there's a lot more physical and then you turn on the news again and you see the Hamas supporters on the college and you go where where did all these women come from and then you hear the politicians that are making the proclamations or the Das or the Mayors or whatever and you're going something's going wrong and something needs to change and this is not working and it's going different direction and not to mention they seem insanely miserable to me at least women on the left oh they they it's actually a fact that this is the most depressed generation of women since they recorded depression in women yes that that's been reported by by you don't need a right-wing source that that's a given do you know I show Allen if I mention produc yes no but you're uh you're great picturesque explanation of Allan anyway Allan Allen is is a gem needless to say anyway just today it happened there was a picture in in on the internet of uh students at Amherst you know uh anti-israel fulminating hatred no longer the Lord Jeffs but continue I I missed that am Amhurst was the Lord Jeffs they're no longer the Lord Lord Jeffs the Lord Jeffs was the name of the mascot oh I didn't know that okay oh they didn't allow that I see that was their mascot name okay they got rid of the name of course what what is it now the the or something hampers something innocuous but they were so I I actually I I you know I L I raised the picture on the inter on the on the computer screen and I counted every I could identify in this their SE their gender yes and it was I I I counted about 27 people 24 were female right and that's consistent who are rioting who rioting yes yes so I I I've never okay so this is the debut of this thought all right I have I've debated whether to ever say it but I wrote it down when it came to my mind it people should understand it is not 100% accurate but it has enough accuracy for me to say it it's making its debut on the Adam Corolla show all right women went from boy crazy to just crazy strong I agree and look all I do is here's what I do in life and I've done this my whole career being before in show bus I just sort of put my head up and I go which way is this win blowing and and then I start making proclamations I wrote a book called in 50 years W be chicks 15 years ago I didn't have to name it that no one knew why I named it that 15 years ago but here we go we're there right so I do and I've been saying for about a decade something's going on with women and it's not good and it needs to be remedied and telling them that they should have more power and nobody's allowed to talk to them this or that way and you go girl and all that stuff is not helping it's causing it it's causing it's getting worse by the way just for the record I think I I could say the same thing boys when I grew up were girl crazy that's a good thing when boys are girl crazy I understand they were gay people we're putting that aside when boys are girl crazy and girls are boy crazy it's actually a healthy thing because among other things it means the odds are they'll get married and they're not marrying and that's a bad thing and the happiest women this just was reported in the New York Times the Bible to the left the uh the happiest women are married and have a family they are that doesn't mean every woman who has who's married is Happy nobody believes I've been divorced you've been divorced we all like there's unhappiness in life but the happiest women are married and have and have a family yes and it reminds me of that article we never were able to find find I don't think Chris or maybe we sto looking but there's that you might know it the professor out of San Diego female who just basically said look the best life is a white picket fence and a marriage and kids and oh yes no no no she I the one a while ago she was University of Pennsylvania no she coot it with a a professor at San Diego oh that's how it went my memory anyway they heard that kind of talk they fired her well they didn't fire her what they did was they couldn't fire she had 10 year with this is pyl law school I really followed this I had her on my show I just don't remember her name and and uh the the rest of 250 faculty members said she should not be allowed to teach uh a a freshman course right that's what it was she'll poison all she said was guess what Bourgeois middle class values really are the best and I remember what they were I I memorized it uh graduate high school get a job get married and have children in that order she said that out loud wased by The Faculty yes correct yes all right Dennis let me give you a plug the Dennis Prager radio show I'm a big fan I listen to the podcast and because I'm a member of prageru.com as well doing important work and I just love how angry everyone is at you and Prager you and I love when they point out that it's not an actual accredited University which we write on the on the front opening page of the website there's a disclaimer I do love when they got I got you we got yeah but we we we got you before you got us by the way why is that good to be accredited I have no idea all these colleges producing fools and morons and bastards they they they're all accredited oh listen it just I just love it that they think that's a gotcha moment yeah uh Katie Bole I'll do it myself the name is special me I'll be in Vegas tomorrow at Jimmy Kimmel Comedy Club doing stand up there then Irvine Improv on the 23rd with Brad Williams and then I'll be heading to uh Maryland to Moby's Joke House that'll be May 31st through June 1st and just go to amc.com for all the live show Den Dennis always great to see you my friend you're a blessing in my life I feel the same way about you until next time s CW for ktie Bo Dennis Prager and Chris Maxa saying Mahala

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Length: 129min 49sec (7789 seconds)

Published: Wed May 15 2024