Karen STEALS MY PARKING SPOT for 4 MONTHS... so I GET REVENGE by COVERING her car in DOG POOP

my entitled Karen upstairs neighbor blocks both of my parking spots that I rent out by parking her station wagon there for over 4 months while she's out of the country so I decided to get revenge by covering her car in dog poop for nearly 3 months and as a result when this lady came back she not only ended up moving but she was also forced to sell her car off as it was just so disgusting and I've honestly never felt better about getting revenge in my life here's what happened 15 years ago I was living in a very large and expensive city in what had once been the servants quarters of an extremely large Victorian house the house was broken up into apartments that progressively grew larger and nicer as you went up but I lived on the bottom floor with my significant other after being there for about a year we got a new upstairs neighbor which ended up being not so great both my significant other and I worked in the hospitality industry and as a result we kept late hours but tried to keep it respectful with coming and going in the we hours of the morning and night my upstairs neighbors worked normal human hours and when she wasn't working she seemed to always be talking on speaker phone as well as pacing around and heels on the hardwood floors I've had neighbors with much worse habits so I basically tuned it out but apparently our schedule was very inconvenient for her lots of complaints about the noise we made the hours that we kept as well as complaints about my dog and kind of anything else that you could imagine the landlord mostly liked us so it never went too far but still annoying we probably could have coexisted like that for years but one night I got back from work and there was a strange station wagon parked diagonally across both of our alley parking spaces making it impossible to park even one other car there one of the perks of having the least impressive of all the building's Apartments was two parking spaces that the landlord included with our lease he was really good about keeping other tenants from parking there and we really appreciated it since parking in the neighborhood was expensive and not easy to find around the building everyone in the building was very well aware those spots belonged to us we had occasionally let other people in the building park there if they were going out of town or if they didn't mind being blocked in like if they were out of town but leaving their car we mostly commuted via bike so usually both of our cars were there but on this particular evening we had both been using our vehicles we figured someone had parked there on accident and they would be back soon but 2 hours later the car was still there so I called the landlord to see about getting it toad well the landlord showed up and told us it was the upstairs neighbor's car and that she had left the country for the next 4 months he also refused to tow the car because she was a tenant and he had no actual spine so for four whole months we were going to have to pay to park two cars and every single time I had to take my dog out for a walk I had to walk right past her car and overall this was honestly So enraging and I've got to be honest I was tempted to do some awful things I wanted to slash the the tires I wanted to break the windshield and key the car I wanted to put sugar in the gas tank I mean you name it I honestly thought about it but I also did not want to get in any legal trouble and I definitely did not want to Stack up even more bills on top of what is already going to be an expensive situation so I thought to myself what on Earth do I do how can I express my boundless rage without committing an actual crime well about 3 weeks in when I was out with my dog and while I was passing her car I basically saw rad before I even realized what I was doing I was smearing the dog droppings that I had just picked up all over the door handles laughing like a lunatic and after I did that I kind of felt better so you know what I just kept doing it that's right for almost 3 months every single time I took my fairly large dog out to drop a deuce in the neighborhood I rubbed all of it on that station wagon and I got pretty creative with it as well I made sure I got the door handles the grill the windshield wipers crevices around the windows and sun roof all up in the side mirrors and cracks in the doors as well as the little gutters on the roof as well as the locks and into the Gap around the hood I mean if you can get to it without breaking in I got to it and it was chalk full of dog droppings and since my city was pretty famous for its rainfall the excess was regularly rinsed off which hid away the absolutely incredible amount of dog droppings that was all up in that car while also helping a dog dropping slurry get deep in the crevices and cracks it was absolutely disgusting and honestly I felt pretty proud of myself now I wasn't there to see her get into the car for the first time I mean neither of us really were but I do know that I got home one night and the car was finally moved she never spoke to or even made eye contact with either of us ever again but I did see the car with a for sale sign around the neighborhood for several months before she moved out that is seriously some disgusting but well needed revenge in my opinion because that lady seriously did that on purpose like who in their right mind would part Park their car like that and then leave you on the Lurch to have to pay for parking around the neighborhood like that's not fair at all you pay for those spots and that landlord absolutely should have towed that car away like that is literally his duty to make sure those spots are accessible otherwise he should reimburse you for having to pay for it so truly with all things considered good for you for getting back at this weird entitled Karen because her behavior was absolutely unacceptable and the fact that you had to put up with that in the first place is honestly completely mind-blowing if you like like am I the jerk you're probably going to love am I the genius check it out link Down Below in the description also go to am I the jerk.com sssubmit if you would like to submit your own stories am I the jerk for turning my wife's family away at the door on Christmas after they violate our boundaries by bringing a dog to our house here's what happened okay so for a bit of context my wife and I have been together for more than a decade in that time her family has been awesome the only exception to this are my wife's paternal aunt and uncle the two have a tendency to do really odd things and then act like it's all just normal for instance a few years ago they stood up during the middle of a family dinner raised their hands like a ref holding up a champion boxer's hand and announced that they were moving to the lake before sitting down now there was no mention of what lake this was and no additional context I mean there was literally nothing and only after what felt like an eternity as we all stared at each other awkwardly my wife's father asked which lake which prompted his sister to begin balling her eyes out and screeching about how we weren't being supportive more recently my wife and I bought a house in the same city as her parents and so for the first time we decided to host Christmas the grandparents and parents are getting old and we thought it would be a nice gesture we made sure to send the invites a month in advance and followed up by text message with everyone who said they were coming the only thing we asked though was that people not bring their pets my wife has absolutely terrible dog allergies which is to her own dismay as she desperately wants to Foster a dog meanwhile her aunt and uncle have a history of doing things like showing up with a literal pack of dogs they happen to be petsitting last minute for now I need to make sure that this is understood the email was very clear on all of this well C Christmas day with my wife's aunt and uncle showing up 2 hours late while also walking up their brand new Mastiff when I opened the door the dog started going nuts and Howling while her uncle scolded it to stop I tried to politely explain that this wasn't acceptable and that they needed to leave but my wife's Aunt started crying and screaming about how mean I was being eventually they left but on the day of and for the last few weeks since I've gotten mixed reactions from both family and friends I'm not on Facebook but apparently my wife's aunt made a long post about how we ruined Christmas by forcing them to drive 2 hours for a Christmas dinner only to then turn them away heartlessly because they didn't feel comfortable leaving their new dog at home alone now our immediate family is supportive both of my wife's grandma thought that the scene was hilarious apparently and my in-laws thought it was nice to finally see somebody stand up to the Looney Tunes Duo which is their term and not mine but they still think that we should have found a way to allow them to stay even though they brought the dog the other Aunts Uncles and cousin think that we went too far and we should have somehow compromised so honestly I feel like I'm taking crazy pills right now because I seriously am not sure if I'm the jerk in this scenario and at this point I seriously don't know what to do no of course you're not the jerk these people are just being super weird they read the email they saw oh yeah we can come to this Christmas party but they conveniently glazed over the fact that no dogs are allowed at this party and honestly that's on them that is not on you or your wife at all I mean you made it very clear your wife has really bad dog allergies it's not like you made this up all of the sudden just to punish people with pets if anything you're trying to mitigate a problem that obviously the aunt and uncle are the ones causing so no of course you're not the jerk the aunt and the uncle are the real jerks in this situ situation and the fact that they would try to paint you as the bad guy is more than enough proof to show that they're the bad people in this scenario and that you were just standing up for your boundaries my manager asked me to pay for a refund that we had to issue and at this point I'm not sure if they're allowed to do this and I now seriously don't know what to do here's what happened last week I was working a party of 50 people with one of my co-workers the party had ordered banquet food and anything else was Cash bar meaning that we had to start individual tabs for all drinks in any separate dinner orders now let me preface this by saying that our point of sale system is really old it is so old that we need separate card readers that are attached to the computer system via cables just to use the chips on the cards or swipe or even tap them in some cases for some cards the tabs aren't made using their name the system will label it as Visa card holder instead which I didn't realize as I just started at this place and my cooworker only informed me as we were going through tabs throughout the night and I corrected the reference names accordingly as the customers orders more drinks at the end of the shift and as people were cashing out they looked over their bills and approve per usual well yesterday my manager informed us that we needed to pay her $74 between the two of us because we rang up and charged the same card twice now this was really confusing to me because for starters why would I swipe the same card twice and secondly all three tabs came in at different times during the night and they all closed at different times as as well there was one instance where a card was swiped and then the friend of the person wanted to use a different card to pay so we did sort it all out and I even asked her to verify the last digits of the card so that we charged the right one prior to that someone on a separate tab wanted to pay for one round of drinks that we had already rung in so we transferred those set of drinks to a different tab so the only thing that may have made sense is that the system copied the card to a different tab as we transferred one round of drinks over to the other so I really need to know is this legal to be asking me to pay for a refund that the restaurant issued for two out of the three drink tabs there was no food on these but there was just coffee some soda and some beers because at this point I seriously don't know what to do okay it sounds like your manager is being super sketchy with you if this was all refunded and corrected then why on Earth is she trying to like make you pay for it that is seriously insane to me and it really sounds like they're trying to take advantage of you because from the sounds of it the Char didn't go through so seriously like what is your manager's problem what are they upset about like it's not your fault the system sucks that is clearly on them for not upgrading it so in my opinion it really seems like they're trying to take advantage of you and your coworker and basically pin something on you that you did not intentionally try to do because from the sounds of it you didn't do anything wrong and it really seems like everything was worked out despite what the manager's trying to imply my employee of my tanning salon accuses me of scamming our other employees that I have all because my weekend closer makes $2 more an hour than everybody else so I decided to get some malicious compliance and as a result that girl apologized for her behavior and realized that she was better off not having that extra pay here's what happened okay so for a bit of background I own a tanning salon and it's open from 9:00 in the morning until 9:00 at night every single day there are usually 5 to six girls working part-time there and the pay is 12 bucks an hour plus cash commissions on things that they sell and that's for items like packages or lotions or stuff like that it's worth noting also that it's a small non-chain business in a college town all of the paychecks are kept in a drawer in individual envelopes with the employees name on them and it's also tape shot they pick up their envelope on payday and it has worked out well except for one instance one employee decided to open everybody else's envelopes to see their pay and she was livid that one girl was getting paid $2 more an hour now instead of just asking me about it she decided to blast the employee group chat and accuse me ofi ripping them off now before you think the same thing it's worth noting again that this is a college town with all college age workers which has meant from my particular Salon that it's very hard to consistently have someone who wants to close weekends they are all usually going home or having plans or they want to study and I try to be super accommodating and I work around everybody's schedule to the best of my ability if someone says that they can't work then I just don't question it I just accept it and then I plan accordingly so the reason this girl made a little bit extra was because she offered to close both days every weekend mostly because she didn't mind she didn't want as many week hours so I offer to pay her a little extra because it was so difficult a lot of the times to schedule that plus those two days can be a little slow so commissions are usually not as good now I guess the girl who snooped around never even bothered to look at the schedule to see if there was maybe a reason that the girl made a little bit more so I decided to maliciously comply with some petty revenge of my my own and that's when I decided to explain the situation to all the girls I told the snooper that since she was right and since I was a total ripoff I would make sure to fix it right away so I started scheduling both the snooper and my weekend closer every weekend night for the next 3 weeks I really only needed one person working but I had done a terrible wrong that needed to be made right and of course the snooper would be getting the extra pay now I would have done this a lot longer but she apologized and said that she was totally fine going back back to how it was because she wanted her weekends back and the extra pay wasn't worth it and I guess we could have decided that together if she had just talked to me in the first place but instead she jumped to some weird conclusions about me and made assumptions that were definitely not true wow that employee is seriously messed up while I personally don't think there's anything wrong with discussing like how much you get paid at a job or anything like that for her to go through someone else's paycheck and be like wow you're making $2 more an hour than me only to then put the owner on blast like like that that is absolutely unacceptable but I think what the original poster did is really clever and it's a really clever way to basically show this employee that yes they are in the wrong because her actions and her comments were completely in the wrong and it's really cool to see that she got the message in the end my entitled mother is constantly putting herself in competition with everything I'm trying to do constantly eating the groceries I buy for myself as well as interjecting in obnoxious ways in my life and honestly I'm just so excited to get to college and get away from that woman because at this point I have seriously had enough here's what happened okay so I'm 16 years old and I have recently started buying my own groceries and cooking for myself I would have started sooner but my truck is currently broke down and my entitled mother has promised to teach me to cook for years and never did so I finally just taught myself because I'm going to college out of state this fall I get my groceries by going to my mentor and counselor who takes me to the grocery store and this is because I only have a permit and again again my truck is broke down so I can only buy stuff every so often my job is also babysitting so I don't even make that much money the babysitting is with my entitled mother because she won't let me get a different job but holds the babysitting thing over my head I have my wisdom teeth removal surgery tomorrow and if you've never had your wisdom teeth removed you're not allowed to eat anything starting the midnight the day of the surgery you can't use a straw you can only eat cold soft foods until the bleeding stops and this is followed by eating only soft warm food when the bleeding is done I went out with my mentor after school and I went to the grocery store I have a credit card in my entitled mother's name and my dad's name but they've both been given to me and I pay them my entitled mother called me as I walked into the store and specifically said not to use my dad's card unless I go over $40 on her card so I used her card for everything but a container of ice cream because I didn't want to chance it and have my C declined so I bought a small container of ice cream as well as those drinkable y yogurts some oatmeal as well as some easy to make mac and cheese and mashed potatoes I also struggle with texture issues so the only cold thing that I could eat really was the ice cream and the yogurt I get home and my entitled mom wants to know what I bought so I showed her being proud and whatnot all before she sees my ice cream and says she's going to try some and I figured she was going to do this you know tomorrow after I opened it but nope she immediately opened it and took a big spoonful I took a bite as well to make sure that I liked it but immediately I put it back I made a joke about eating it and then I went to take a nap well I wake up to go grab some food and she takes my ice cream out of the freezer and grabs a spoon saying she's going to try it I point out that she already did and she just tells me that she didn't with a smirk on her face so I go grab it because I bought it and it's for tomorrow after surgery but she pulls away from me and starts eating several spoonfuls just smirking at me my dad has the decency to call her out saying that she only said she was going to take a small bite but that's when she mentioned she's going to buy me another one but I know that she won't or she'll do it days after I need it I told her that I bought it with my money but she says that I used her card when I pointed out that she literally told me to do that she says that it was still on her card she then tells me it's messed up I only bought myself ice cream and not her but I wasn't thinking about my mom at all I reminded her that I already told her I was getting ice cream I also reminded her that I was having surgery and there was little to nothing else I could eat she then starts fighting with me for some reason and she then says that she's going to eat everything after I go to sleep and that I can just deal with it I then reminded her how childish she was being at 41 years old and that she was fighting with a 16-year-old about food that I bought my dad yells at us to stop but she just keeps going on about how if I take it upstairs then I can see how good it is tomorrow I once again asked her if she was really going to at 41 eat all of a 16-year-old's food that was bought specifically because of a surgery well my dad yells at me this time to just drop it that I should go to sleep and stop being grumpy and that I'm the one with the attitude now this isn't even the first time that she's tried to compete with my groceries for example I bought my own body wash like 4 days ago because we haven't had any for a few months and the next day she comes in flaunting how she got her in my little sister body wash and she's only doing this to try and make a big deal out of it another time is when I bought stuff to make dinner and she tries taking charge of my cooking and I told her not to put butter in my meal yet for example and that I have to get some stuff prepared first and that I'm going to use a pan anyways because it's hard to mix stuff in such a small pot well she puts the butter in anyways causing me to rush and as a result the butter Burns and when I try to mix anything I have to tilt the pot sideways so as a result I had to dump it because it was burnt and she blamed me for burning it but I told her that I was the one cooking and that that she needs to leave me alone and that I was able to do my own thing because when I cooked it it wouldn't burn but you know what in 7 months I'm going to be gone from that house and at this point I simply can't wait to be away from my entitled mother wow what an awful situation that you're stuck in because it really sounds like your mom is acting like a child like she is literally just messing with you left and right almost like she's trying to ruin your experience of having any kind of Independence in your life like it's pretty obvious to me that she just doesn't want you to grow up and she's using the last little bit of time that you have left under her roof to basically make your life a living Nightmare and that is seriously so annoying I mean you are so under her thumb that you need to go to a mentor and a counselor just to get your own groceries like if that's not a clear indicator that she is failing as a parent then I just don't know what is so honestly I'm so sorry that you're dealing with this and hopefully this all gets better sooner than later because your mom sounds incredibly obnoxious but thankfully you'll be at College soon and hopefully your life can move forward from there when you subscribe make sure to hit the Bell to turn on notifications to finish listening to all the stories check out the playlist at the top of the description and if you want some chill music to put on in the background check out easy mode if you like Mi I The Jerk subscribe to Mi I the genius everything will be linked Down Below in the description

Channel: Am I the Jerk?

Views: 32,050

Keywords: subreddit, reddit top posts, funny reddit, funny reddit posts, reddit, reddit storytime, r/confession, r/confessions, r/tifu, r/maliciouscompliance, r/prorevenge, r/choosingbeggars, r/IDOWorkherelady, r/Idontworkherelady, r/AmITheA**hole, r/AITA, finance, real estate, podcast, funny, am i the jerk, i am the jerk, im the jerk

Id: anl6GJrPKQE

Length: 21min 16sec (1276 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 07 2024