Junior

[Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] [Music] [Music] mom I want a grilled cheese sandwich make me one now mom you you you she's gone she's gone wow this place is getting messy mom clean this mess up oh right hmm I need to like live with someone someone will clean up my messes for me [Music] what your my grandpa yeah right what make me a grilled cheese sandwich why you're my grandpa you have to do what I say no I don't yeah uh no uh I'm gonna live here now so you can clean up the messes I make no you're not you're my grandpa you have to clean up my messes ah my life okay listen to me as hard as you can I don't like kids you can't be my grandson because I never had any kids because I don't like kids so unless you're a 17 year old Taiwanese prostitute please take a hike you you I got that thing you wanted you may come in the boudoir is this way m'lady I suppose you want me to say me love you long time yes very much so they always do you go sit on the couch and watch TV I'll deal with you later and don't bug us your breath stinks you stink like an old man yeah okay whoa you're still here yeah nice attitude [Music] hey have you been eating food out of my fridge well yeah I gotta eat but face okay look you crashed here for two weeks now it's time for you to hit the road make me a grilled cheese sandwich oh yeah that's not gettin old I am NOT your grandfather get out of my house I found a stupid photo album who's this ugly kid in this ugly picture I don't know some annoying brat who was living with me that picture was taken like 30 years ago and you know what nothing's changed there was an annoying brat living with me then and there's an annoying brat living with me now where's my sandwich I'm not making you a sandwich all my life people have been mooching off of me every girl I've ever had sex with a stolen cash out of my wallet yet I can't remember to put it in a different drawer I work at a job I hate to make money for other people and nobody ever gives me any thanks now I'm an old man who just wants to bang Asian hookers and I still can't get any peace you know what you're just like your dad he was a pain in the ass and you're a pain in the ass shut up you're stupid no you're stupid you're stupid you're stupid wait a minute you know what you're not like your dad no it's weird you remind me of someone else but I can't remember who I do you're not like your dad was let me tell you your dad ah he was just such a [ __ ] every day was belly aching huh really oh yeah total wuss daddy daddy I scraped my knee so what's your dad doing these days wait no let me guess professional tampon tester he's dead whoa that sucks how'd he die he hanged it himself oh man that is just so something he'd do he was always a pansy just whining about everything daddy I broke my arm daddy my closet is literally haunted daddy you're being emotionally distant would you ever complain about something like that do I look like a girl to you no you look like a little man little man all right you know what one grilled cheese sandwich coming up yes this might sound a little weird but um do you think you'd I don't know maybe like to hear a bedtime story Halloran left you're doing fine all by yourself little man I don't know if it's a pink whale or a trout but it'll do it'll do just fine he put an arm around Danny's shoulder and the boy reeled the fish in little by little when he sat down on Danny's other side and the three of them sat on the end of the dock in the afternoon Sun the end I like that story grandpa huh me too kid me too oh by the way stay away from that closet you make me a grilled cheese sandwich oh man that is so annoying

Channel: hotdiggedydemon

Views: 7,220,616

Rating: 4.7673969 out of 5

Keywords: Junior, Newgrounds, Jerry, HOTDIGGEDYDEMON, hot diggedy demon, Max G, animation, cartoon, parody, funny, flash, spoof, comedy

Id: 8wNbEYNVakM

Length: 8min 30sec (510 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 13 2009