julien not understanding monopoly for 13 minutes

you call me a beer snob aren't you streaming right now which one of you [ __ ] rats told chris that i called him a beer snob i would never say that chris you just proved my point you literally just he says all right mr heineken yes i called you a beer snob you beer snob anyway what's up burger shack have you ever won a monopoly game yes i've won a monopoly game does that surprise you you ever played sorry have i ever played what what are you sorry about [Music] i would not steal monopoly money [Music] in fact i would probably be the banker i'd be the most trustworthy to watch the money you look like you'd choose the shoe what the hell does that mean i look like i choose the shoe i didn't choose the shoe i would either be the um the waste basket or the uh the car i never took money out of the bank to pay my own taxes what the heck what this is an attack i'd be the thimble no cap oh that's the thimble yeah yeah that thing it looks like a wastebasket it looks exact don't even start literally oh my god [Music] it looks like it looks exactly the same look this is what it looks like this is literally what it looks like [Music] [Music] it's called rubbish bin i think okay i'll do respect i think it's not called [ __ ] rubbish bin i think it's called trash can [Music] i still can't believe i got accused of stealing money for taxes i would never i literally would never do that no cheating in this house no no we're not cheating at monopoly all right because that's how the night ends and and then we're all going home angry wastebasket is that not what's waste paper basket waste basket waste basket waste basket i just searched it what the hell is this i just searched wastebasket and this came up what the hell no actually i think i have malware now my my chrome oh no is this normal stream ending giant thimble with the ten dollars i saw you steal monopoly money give it to me back giant thimble first of all you look just like a trash can [Music] waste paper basket is a recycling bin yes that is exactly what i showed you and it looks it looks identical yeah i have malware it looks identical to the thimble they're the same thing it's just a small version of it thank you giant thimble for the 10. [Music] what happened i don't know am i still alive did it cancel my stream okay chad let's let's talk monopoly right i got a question when you're in jail do you roll for do you try to roll your way out because i've i've played with people who play this very differently some people try to roll their way out and some people don't some people like being in jail i guess it depends on when in the game you do it but i don't know this rule well it's like this is one of those rules that everyone plays it differently like i always played you can you have a chance to roll your way out and if you don't roll your way out you have three chances to do that and then you get put you get like released but some people play if you roll if you try to roll your way out and you don't roll your way out that doesn't count as one of the three turns you have to either like have to decide that you're not gonna roll so you can eventually get out if you roll doubles you get out yeah that's what i mean that's what i mean you roll for doubles yeah you play the only way to get out of his doubles so you so like after three turns it doesn't time out oh when you're and sometimes when you're when someone's in jail you ever like just visiting and hit him with a little disrespect while you're just visiting nice i play monopoly if it didn't take seven to ten business days to finish a game that's true fair point but that does give you the weekends off so you can start a game on a monday and you'll you'll be done by next week and you have the weekend to yourself do you buy every property you land on 100 first first first couple loops of the of the board i'm buying everything dude and if i can't afford it i'm mortgaging i try to own everything right because then later even if you're broke you have all the bargaining chips that you need right to buy up the old green properties the best i if i can get the green properties in the railroads it's over i'm sorry i hope you had fun ggs you ever make deals that's not that's not in a rule set you're not supposed to make deals but have you ever done it it's kind of fun where you're like all right i'll sell you the red properties but the first five times i land on i don't pay you [ __ ] it's all about the light blues light booze with peace and love are trash light blues are great i like the reds reds are pretty solid reds are pretty solid yellows are good too marvin gardens love me some marvin gardens i feel like i should play monopoly with the mods or something so there's um there's you can play it on like a on steam right that would get terrible payoff you know when you play monopoly oh i love monopoly you know the little basket piece yeah yeah is there a basket piece yeah you just said there was you know what i'm talking about hold on hold on there was a wheelbarrow a hat a car a car a dog yes the dog and the and the waste paper basket [Music] wait waste paper basket yeah i thought you meant like a picnic basket no he's a basket oh you're talking about the symbol no it's not a thimble oh my god it's not a thimble i don't do you know what when you said that i pictured you just grabbing a full-size trash can and putting it on the board because you would do that it would i would do that and you have to agree with me that that's not just a thimble it's also i don't think you can sit on the other other side though what like it's a trash can that can't stand upright yeah it can stand upright no i don't think it i don't think it's flat i don't think the thin ball is flat on top it is flat no i don't think it is julian you think it's curved well yeah because it's a thimble for your finger do you have a flat flat top everyone's all of a sudden a shapes expert in chat [Music] yo all right tell them the name every shape name every shape chat uh that's i for some reason i thought you meant like a picnic basket and i was like was there one maybe have you ever played monopoly i don't know if we've ever played because gabs will never play with me again you played that one game and then it's over no we played twice and both times i just i no no i played how i play but i always play the top hat and that's why i did you know [Music] yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah definitely a top oh my god that can totally stand on itself okay granny when you play monopoly what piece do you choose i won't wish that that we dog oh okay okay yeah do we do we scotty dog i mean i always thought that was like a like a horse though because if you put it next to the car it's like it's bigger it's a horse yeah it looks like a horse it's not a hot dog it's like a great dane maybe a great dane julian julian what what are the other pieces since since you can't i'm not going over this i'm not going over this all right you want to know all the pieces okay there's a there's a shoe oh we found out about the shoe last time there's a a car there's a top hat which jason mayne's yeah i mean the top hat you're the chocolate yeah um and then there's uh that's it no there's a the wheelbarrow wheelbarrow and then there's the trash can there's a wheelbarrow yeah it's a scotty dog it has a name granny but he said trash can there's not a trash can do you know what he's calling the trash can no it's a trap [Music] because sometimes people take the dog and then i take the thimble because i don't like getting pulled jason someone said you're a power top hat [Laughter] if it wasn't a thimble is it a trash can or a rubbish bin no it's a symbol with a lisp what a thimble that's pretty good god gave me no other gifts oh the iron oh my god how do we forget the iron oh the iron yeah yeah but who's excited about ironing well it's also it's broken there's no cord how does it work is it one of the wireless ones no yes there are there used to be ireland wire wireless wireless ones you would just settlement to heat them up on the stove no you wouldn't that yes you are no no back in the olden days yeah because they didn't have electric there was no no no it no it needed a cord okay it had a cord that plugged into the wall otherwise it was just a paper weight no it was it's basically a paper weight when it's not hot you're saying to heat up the iron you put it over fire yeah and then you iron the clothes yes so then anything metal could have been an iron then yeah but this was made so you wouldn't burn yourself on the [ __ ] handle was it made of iron what a coincidence oh my julian are you just learning things today yeah did you ever notice how the iron looked yeah oh there you go lizzy put that's that's what the old irons look like dude where did she put it in in general oh they are made of iron oh these are all wireless they're all wireless so back back when those came out do you think they marketed them to people as wireless irons yes damn [Music] [Music]

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Length: 13min 33sec (813 seconds)

Published: Thu May 13 2021