[Joseph Anderson] Lies of P Part 1

[Music] two two two three look aggressive typing is it aggressive maybe I'm just I'm just too aggressive hmm anyway so apologies for no streams uh on Friday and Saturday uh Friday the internet wasn't working and after that um a a hurricane was coming into Moncton from Nova Scotia or as the weebs call it a harakane uh and by time it got to us it was a tropical storm so we had we kept power for most of the weekend uh but some places among the lost power uh the the it was flickering a bit um the internet was spotty on Saturday um Sunday it was mostly great it was fine uh and yesterday it was it was dry and today it's raining again but I don't think it's another another uh harikane or tropical storm now that's here it's just just rain I don't know if apparently there's another one coming in I don't really pay attention to that um Lily does so I don't know Lily might tell me but yeah that was it uh I think that we can stop Starfield I did go back and play Starfield a little bit on my own and let me tell you maybe the streams we did were not that representative of the quality of the game because uh there was a side quest that we missed in new Atlantis that I did on a new save file and um let me tell you uh there was this whole ass Corridor Museum lore dump where you go from like presentation to presentation and they explain the whole last World and at the end there's like a flight Sim thing that you do that that I haven't done yet because I saved it and turned it off at the end before I got there and like that's all side quests so sorry rip steen's gate but at the same time like Todd what are you doing like there was this whole explanation about like what happened to Earth and like all the different factions that are in there and the colony Wars and all this like oh there's this huge history dump and I'm like what like this would have added a lot of context so when I played the game there was like even like information about um uh places of interest around the universe around the systems I hope you can go to like like a forgotten's a lost city where they had to like blow it up and like can you go there like I don't know but like like damn man like what are they doing why why is that so if you don't know what I'm talking about remember when we were with Sarah and we went to the um to the UC to get something I don't remember I can't remember what we were going there for some information and the guy was like hey you want to join the the the UC like uh militia or whatever and we were like no I'm busy I have to do [ __ ] for constellation if you say yes to that then that takes you down to like a should be main quest introduction to the whole entire universe like I can't I can't believe that they let you skip that like like uh the [ __ ] uh the clippy or or like clippy with Todd's head should pop up but when it happens and goes so you know you can skip this but you really shouldn't it's really important that this is your first time playing so I suggest you say yes like I can't believe that you can skip that but yeah anyway so um I feel like our playthrough is uh is borked but anyway we uh we ended with the um with the funny music bit so that's it so we're playing Liza P today which I wish was actually called lies of Joe and then we could flip it to Joe lies down because Joe's tired like holy [ __ ] uh and anyway um this is gonna be the last game that we stream until October we're gonna stream Alan Wake one and two in October because I really want to do that um and then uh I don't know how it's gonna go after that we I I need to go and do do different work so I have to go or else I'm gonna lose the whole Channel and in twitch because because [ __ ] it I'm not I'm not living with the wearers Witcher 3 Guilt Trip anymore so either we get it done or I'm I'm going so anyway I have to go for a bit to maximize my chances so that's that anyway let's get the game going good luck thanks feeling pretty good about it I even and this is how you know it's serious I even just in case even though I don't think it was causing any issue but just in case chat I have quit evolve I have temporarily evolved heads it's over I have I have quit I closed it I saved it I backed it up and I've I have closed it and that's it no more evolve I know I I I know I know but just in case it's probably fine though uh also I realized that we're supposed to do founder it's weird how why why is it that it's like Fridays and Saturdays tend to be like the most vulnerable days when it comes to oh [ __ ] happened then we had to stop I wonder if it just builds over the weekend I think it's just coincidence um anyway so we'll do fanart tomorrow because I don't like starting fan art on a new game uh or a new game with fan art um but yeah apologies that we didn't do it I was all ready to go and then the internet was like um blipping in and out on Friday so he gets addicted now you quit what the [ __ ] I'm temporarily quitting temporarily what about your scrim blow particles that you need to make a skippity collider there was a really funny comment on on uh the subreddit which is like basically like when Joe talks about evolve Idol hold on can I can I find it [Music] is is what the hell is evolve Idol is it even a real game every time I tried to find it I can't is it a bit am I being gaslit and then someone responds with of all vital questions you'd be like Hey Joe I've got a herd of 20 rainbow striped unicorns who seem to have taken up competitive skydiving instead of producing gumdrops leaving you with a dark shortage of sugary sustenance for my 100 mischievous leprechauns how in the name of marshmallow rainbows do I crank up the charmometer to unleash a torrential downpour of Lucky Trinkets and I wanted to apply this and I wish I had and reply this to be like that's still don't be silly in in evolve Idol when when your unicorns the most important thing is that you you're tracking the phases of the moon when you build your unicorn shrines in order to get the right bonuses that that that are synced to which phases of of the Moon that they're on because that's actually true because that's actually what you do with the unicorns [Laughter] anyway let's get lysophy on that's that's absolutely real yeah if it's if it's a full moon or or a waxing moon or a waning moon yeah like the Unicorn shrines do do different things wait they're unicorns wow you don't know about the unicorns dude dude all right so I played the game a little bit today for like uh 20 minutes just to make sure that it ran and OBS recorded it uh during that time I realized that I'm really bad at deflecting and I died like three times but then I got to the first boss and killed it my first try so I don't know what the hell that's all about really inconsistent performance all right do we want to to change anything in graphics and also is it too loud you play without we streamed it already we streamed it already we did it we did we did the demo this game does shaders the first time you load it and then it doesn't after that so it's already better than Jedi Survivor uh motion blur motion blur motion blur motion I'm not seeing motion blur first menu I am still not seeing motion blur is it under gameplay oh it's under game why would it be under gameplay that's weird alright motion blur off oh the music [Music] music's too loud music too too quiet music just right is it Goldilocks Geppetto just right all right [Music] lies of J no Steins Gate the side quests in Star Fielder ended up being better than final c16 now lying okay in honor of the great writer Carlo collodi wrote The Great Gatsby what other game opens like this persona persona doesn't open like this life is strange no I mean like the actual first scene is very similar to this Persona 2 does this that's a lie there's no persona 2. there you are I've been looking all over for you okay isn't this just the girl from armored Core six again when did you play the demo I can't find the VOD uh it was one of the game showcased uh ones that is not um you cannot use this right now oh yeah this on the floor uh that didn't that doesn't go on YouTube because it's copyright health I see they got Jiminy too but we have to hurry my name is Sophia please come to Hotel crot I explain what's happening Sophia Dees Jiminy please escort him to the hotel oh no they got chimney I didn't read any of that uh have I enjoyed some garlic bread recently I I did actually I had some garlic bread yesterday while garlic garlic pizza kind of thing would you see this garlic bread Lily the garlic finger things it's kind of yeah it's garlic bread adjacent right yeah okay not as good but the streets are not safe arm yourself with one of the weapons over there it'll be helpful on your way to the hotel Okay so what I played earlier I tried path to the path of the cricket you can also buy all these three weapons right after this or soon after this I tried path to the cricket it seemed alright I bought this one and I didn't really like it that much I remember liking this one last time so we're going with this one also there's stats here this game is very like the most Dark soulsy Souls like I've played in terms of how it feels [Music] mostly glitch Dark Souls Dark Souls one and three like the way the character moves around it's very dark souls 3 uh the way the jump is you run you stab the analog stick down the way Dodge works it's it's very much like those I haven't played in other Souls like that feels this much like Dark Souls uh it's not identical but it's very very similar all right we're locking on all right so I I'm really bad at deflecting these guys let's see if I got better oh we did it nice so there's a perfect deflection in this game that I'm very happy about because that means I don't have to just dodge and roll I'm happy about that why is Pinocchio so hot yeah it's really confusing isn't it yeah it's very bloodborny all right it's a little loud for me chat I'm gonna turn it down hopefully it doesn't turn down for you [Music] [Applause] maximum number of pulse cells use a pulse cell to recover HP there is a maximum number of times pulse cells can be used when you reach the maximum the cell will be discharged what if you attack enemies while the cell is discharged Pulsar will be gradually recharged what does that mean crack Grand Exposition 18xdx with witnessed The Greatest Show on Earth experience the future of the world this is not the future hmm all right so we have a regain system whenever we take down oh is it only block damage hold on can you hit me dude oh it's only block damage interesting all right so if you block a hit and get hit you can have a regain system where if you hit the enemy you get your health back but if you take damage then it doesn't doesn't work why do they have blood it's red oil it's red oil is it blood or is it just oil maybe we're secretly not a robot Legion arm okay that seems pretty busted let's just do that guard you can block enemy attacks by guarding if your guard is successful your character will take reduced damage but will consume stamina the reduced damage will be transferred to guard regain guard regain accumulates but gradually decreases over time when you when you while you have guard regain you can attack enemies to recover HP so it's only one guarding if the guard succeeds right before being hit it triggers a perfect guard when a perfect guard is successful you will not receive damage only stamina is consumed you can use perfect guards to destroy an enemies weapon or put the enemy into staggerable status destroy the enemy's weapon hmm oh it did huh okay very British bathroom very accurate don't forget to sharpen your weapons oh yeah I remember that you go down here and you go like this [Music] you over sharpen is this their first game I don't know who made this so I can't say someone in the chat will know someone in chat always knows okay backstab tutorial rear fatal attack front behind an enemy RB so there's a little sign that shows up when you can do this feels pretty good is this your first game I wish I made this game I would be doing super successful if I had the budget to make this game like holy crap this game was expensive wall dashing left to jump okay all right oh no all right man I am bad at deflecting um their slow attack oh you can read it I like it when textures are high enough in games you can read it however I wonder if this is like a boom or take I wonder if a lot of people that play games now are just so used to textures being high enough quality they can do this whereas like it still has novelty to me it's like oh I could read it without having to uh to inspect it or whatever like I'm guessing it's pretty common now still like it's like ooh fancy there are doors and ladders to all throughout crap that are locked by devices you can unlock these doors to go or go down the ladder to create shortcuts Okay so we've been playing for like I don't know a couple minutes how is the sound we good good good good all right cool cool cool cool all right let us heal foreign RT holds for a charge attack while you are attacking a white outline and will appear on the enemy's HP bar when this happens you can make the enemy staggered with a charge attack or with Fable Arts what's a fable art okay failed attack face to stagger enemy plus RB a fatal attack can be performed on staggered enemies as successful it can afflict heavy damage alright so all right neat all right let's look at some ideas over the usual from stuff yeah it has has some added systems to to a really good foundation right like having the deflection there is is pretty cool um there are some attacks that you can only deflect it was a little confusing actually we'll we'll see it coming up it's in this area welcome to yarnum is it executing the from South Baseline wall I think so it feels good if you've played the first Lord of the Fallen or the first surge game Dark Souls 2 um those games feel kind of weirdly floaty there's things that are off about how they play cert shoe feels a bit better but still a little odd with how you target code vein is another one that I feel like is a Souls like that really understands the core of how these games are supposed to feel um unfortunately you hate to see it because code vein is is anime Rainbow vomit but like yeah it feels pretty good code vein um and this feels good as well uh use it use a stargazer for fully recovering HP and stamina as well as charging your pulse cells you'll be revived at this point in case of death remember this is this process also revives enemies not just your character alright so we're in the first area first uh checkpoint let us say thank you to people and once again because more people here now apologies for no streams on Friday and Saturday uh we had internet and power issues there was a storm that came in uh we didn't get much of it where we are but it still was a uh a factor so apologies for that and also because of video projects uh we will uh be stopping streams momentarily after this playthrough in order until October we'll stream something in October just to keep streams going a little bit without wake one and two and then after that I will decide when they're coming back uh depending on how things are going unban requests what who's who's got the unbanned request also it's only a 15 minute ban and you you've requested it oh no it's not what's this last message because Starfield main story is very bad you got banned for that you know what deserved deserved We Stand taught here anyway uh thank you too I can't remember who's the last person I said Thank you to uh dark sleeve Double J scruffix five and crude oil and Kamina for resupping while the stream was down thank you for that steer for the resub while the stream started thank you also to 33 Shea jayco9307 for the resubs zero Vault for the bits real Quade for the resub kidney automata for the resub F Boy Wonder for 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thank you I am doodles or em Doodles for the resub D m e Luca di maluka hopefully one of those and the last string on my list is Velcro with a new sub welcome welcome Velcro the place to talk about how much those Jaffa takes for the resub Zord rocks for the bits master of Segways for the resub can't wait for the Snow White Boomer shooter I'd play it Snow White eternal uh last Isis for the resub tier three resub 33 months in tier three holy [ __ ] thank you so much less useless thank you calhill55 for the resub buy a marble for the race oh God and thank you skyrocks for the new subwelcome skyrocks welcome welcome thank you very much all right blasto's blast OC blastocy what is what is your uh anime that you are putting a marble in for do do do do do do do do do welcome to the NHK thank you for the welcome but what is your anime welcome to the NHK is a Japanese novel written by a name I can't pronounce uh uh welcome to HK revolves around the lives of several young adults all living in and around the city of Tokyo many different Lifestyles have shown though most of the time the story focuses on the concepts of being a a hiki komori a reclusive individual who withdraws from society anime ataku and having most of the characters experience intense feelings of depression and loneliness um was there a hiko komori character in the book World War Z and it was told from their perspective of people that they were they were following the outbreak while not going outside like it was kind of like a game I feel like I know that concept before yesterday chapter was great that chapter was great I agree World War Z was a pretty Banger book all right so I'm seeing the concept but this is this like slice slices of Life instead of Slice of Life okay let's read the my anime list one 22 year old College Dropout all worked to college you know High School daring shoe hero Sato has been a hiki komori for almost four years now why in his isolation he has come to believe in many of your conspiracy theories but there is one in particular which he holds unshakable faith in the theory that the evil conspirator behind his shut in neat not in employment education or training status is the Nikon hiku komori kiyokai an evil and secret organization dedicated to fostering the spread of hiki komori culture and it turns out you know what he's right NHK is a psychological drama D that follows Tatsu hero as he strives to escape from nhk's Wicked machinations and the disease of self-brown isolation just go outside Lamaya while struggling to even leave Justice apart oh there we go and find a job his unexpected encounter with the mysterious mizaki nakahara might signal a reversal a fortune for Tatsu hero but with this meeting comes the inevitable cost of having to face his greatest fear Society okay weebs you realize this is like like the equivalent of that that Trope in the late 90s early 2000s when it was like oh this this nerdy ugly girl is like oh she's so shun she has no friends but then she goes upstairs and takes her lets her hair down takes her glasses off and it's like oh my God she's gorgeous like it's the same [ __ ] man anyway this uh this could be interesting depending on how it goes anyway I will uh I will take your marbles cashed in definitely not the worst one that we've had Marcus complete came out in the 2000s Joe oh that means the animation is probably gonna be pretty good on it all right that's good all right so I'm curious if we if we wrestle it at this all right stalkers you passed as we are not strong enough to beat the puppets but if I let my power to this Stargazer for a moment gather Ergo clever one Ergo this Stargazer will make it the Stargazer strength doesn't last forever I'll be careful with it hurry up and come to Hotel Croft I'm guessing it does last forever that Coral almost killed you alright so vitality Vitality increases um uh our defense and health where's our health oh it's right there down in the bottom and also guard regain what's is Gardner again the amount of Health we get back from from attacking all right then we have Vigor which increases our stamina which I'm guessing is just uh our ability to to attack and then we have more defense uh then we have capacity Legion what's Legion is our our robot hand punch thing okay and it also increases our weight oh no actually you know what increases the weight by quite a lot okay motivity physical attack goes up also a little bit of Defense okay here's my hot take for these games Chad every single stat that you upgrade in here should just give you HP and take away the HP stat and then you can balance around like like average levels when you go through about the amount of damage that comes in that's what I think every game should do just just take away the HP set and everything gets HP and then you decide do I want attack with HP more stamina with HP you know defense with HP that's what we should do um technique what does that do Oh that's oh so some weapons need motivity some weapons need technique I wonder if some weapons take Advance what's Advanced Legion and I'm guessing this is like magic or whatever hmm all right our stamina is really low let me stamin up first thing you want to do in these games is make the green bar longer than the Red Bar see right now we're not doing very well our green bar is nowhere near the length of the red bar we need to make the green bar way longer all right did that little mini boss come back when we use the Stargazer thank you okay I would actually like to increase our damage so we can kill these in two hits foreign bosses don't come back all right I want to go out in the rain will the rain clear off all the oil that I have on my uh beautiful blouse it does all right cool now if this was the Bethesda game I would point out that it started cleaning it even before the rain was hitting me but uh it's not so it gets a free pass no bias around here nice Swift there laughs okay what if I like tap it no it doesn't do it all right what if I let it go seems like it's possible but foreign okay yeah they learned from Sakura and stuff that abuse you can't really do that in Sakura all that effectively though there are Parts where you have to the the chains come at you so fast that you need to do that to to top block them all but um if you try and fish out someone like that it usually doesn't work because then there's some like like the window gets longer the more you try to do that welcome to City of crab in honor of valentiness who erected the Cornerstone of origin what's going on up there is that a person can you roll through barrels destroying them we need to find a barrel first okay so the fact that you can guard and then get your health back after gardening is pretty forgiving I wonder if that's going to get much harder as the game goes on all right let's read something just to piss people off because I don't do this Dark Souls the crack Grand Exposition has been delayed the decision has was made to protect the citizens until the puppet frenzy that has recently paralyzed the cities under control the occurrence began on Rosa Isabella Street or Isabelle Street resulting in hundreds of casualties while the cause is still unknown the number of casualties and scale damage are both growing as the crisis dragged on the workshop and largest puppet Factory announced they would offer emergency supplies to Citizens and do everything they could to alleviate the situation all right what was it about the healing charging there was a second page that's that's for for body to read not me I've already done my part honestly I've already done enough whoops thank you okay I'm gonna heal all right we have charge attacks and charge the the fist as well which is very powerful but this yellow thing is going or orange bar is going down on the left uh like if I keep hitting will it break oh even if I don't hit anything it goes down oh all right how do we get it back sharpen [ __ ] sharpen nope it's not coming back cool aesthetic so far right circus so uh I don't remember Pinocchio that didn't look very good there was this weird stutter there with uh how he moved story is uh Geppetto makes Pinocchio Pinocchio he wants a son he doesn't have one Fairy Godmother comes along makes Pinocchio live but if you find the true heart or whatever you turn into a real boy if you tell a lot of your nose grows uh something about a whale something about going to where some kids are and they all get drunk and turn into donkeys I don't remember the ends forgot about the crazy oh yeah yeah Jiminy Cricket is the uh you um is like his is conscious or whatever a barrel yes all right what's that okay dude some enemies be oh here we go so many has become red and use a strong attack called a fury attack you can't Dodge or guard Fury attacks but you can counter with a perfect guard all right so when it says you can't Dodge it what I think what it's saying is that you can't iframe it because this game must have iframes because this looks like so like he's gonna do the right attack right I can dodge it look look I dodged it so I think it means you can't maybe it tracks you this guy's like terrifying [Music] getting some Pierre poly view vibes from this guy oh no all right that's actually pretty tight okay there we go oh oh it has to be the last part of the charge attack that works okay tricky all right I like it cool cool destination who's who is that Germany or is that us when their health bar flashes white they're close to being started yeah I know that's why I went in for the charge attack and it was just the second one that did it right I wonder if you keep attacking them when they're like that they'll get staggered or if it has to be a charge attack I think it has to be a charge attack okay is this game better than Dark Souls 2 let's see if I do a heavy attack and then I do a light attack does the animation of the heavy attack flow smoothly into the light attack so heavy attack then I'll Attack oh it does oh nice a whole all right I like this so far what about light attack into a heavy attack no well kind of a little bit oh it does there's a new attack so heavy attack by itself is this sweep and light attacking two heavy attack is yeah it does all right pulling back into a stab all right cool okay start Souls 2 I like Dark Souls 2 but it is kind of shitty the Dark Souls 2 does that man I just I can't get the timer right it just feels like as soon as they start like oh we got healing back how to be a healing back Dark Souls 2 is the best sword holding animations it is the best for fashion Souls you gotta give it give it that to them anyone else POG when they finally got the the armor from the trailer like oh it's that armor nice I don't really get why the sharpening a mechanic is there maybe you have to do it in the middle of a long fight I don't know foreign dropped [Music] drop all right what about after two light swings light swing light swing now heavy no now it resets okay what about three light swings three no it's just a two combo what about two Heavies heavy heavy light no but they kind of move together you know what else has has really good animations that string together genshin impact except for the third in Euless chain which snaps the character into this weird awkward State because it doesn't flow together and if you watch her closely when you're training her attacks together you will notice that really annoying that the best character in the game has this like awful snapping between the the third attack foreign one of the most popular games of our time what are you talking about doesn't mean it's good all right so we're back here okay why are you looking so closely at Eula look closely at the EULA and you'll figure that out all right so what is the what is the purple going on what was her name from armored course expand it sounds like her again what is uh so if we if it's like Hollow Knight if we get if we have no healing we can earn one healing charge back by fighting practice foreign Ty to knock them down when they stagger okay Stargazer activated that font looks like it's from a whole other game huh or Twilight fan fiction cover all right we can level up all right we need to the green bar we need more green bar I didn't think there were any stalkers left to fight the puppets you didn't hear figures the whole organization fell apart all that's left are wannabes man look at her hair they can find on their own you ought to buy something while you're at the festival you can't rely on yourself alone this certainly is acted I was thinking the same thing yeah out here alone you could use some help here's a festival gift for you now get yourself something useful useful all right so this is where you can buy the weapons so I beat the boss after this so you can buy the different weapons I like the weapon that we have so I'm not gonna buy the other ones but you can buy them and see well you know what let me buy them and I'll show chat what they look like all right so so you go here and uh this one so these are the other weapons so this is the um the Rapier thank you all right so heavy attack has a backwards step afterwards so R1 advances R2 attacks with running away what about art or heavy into a light no it doesn't seem like it all right oh pretty fast okay and this is the other one it's a Cutlass what about heavy heavy into light pretty smooth training them together huh I like it all right cool all right but I like uh I like the other one that we had uh do they have more weight if you put more than one on where's our weight top right no really oh it does you have to actually put it on though all right so if you want more than one weapon you can do that so this scales really well with motivity a little bit with technique this skills better with technique what about the other one this one skills better oh it's C with with both of them okay apparently we get more left arms capetto's name is faintly engraved on them all right so is Geppetto like the doctor Light of this universe there is no unarmed attack interesting Mega Man Mega Man here appears the terrific puppet that will enliven the parade introducing parade Master a remarkable parade puppet model from the workshop to celebrate the grand Expedition hello there I am the parade master I like singing and marching with people all right they call me gato I have metal joints I don't think that had a second page uh thank you to inner lip for the rest of the garage in the lip thank you delighted moths for the resub thank you charitable coffee maker for the resupp haunted curio also for the resub zalante for the resub dalmec for gifting a sub to Broken Alex Plus Fairy all right all right not so lewd thank you dalmek for gifting this sub to harm but oh there's lewd there's lewd the twice the twice band fan artist will not banned like twice crossed the line fan artist thank you Dominic welcome harva thank you Al Ken for the resub or all Ken for the resub and thank you Falco five also for the resub Bo all right it's boss time burning what is this music [Music] yes join the parade what parade wouldn't be improved by having this thing what is it speaking [Music] oh no the second one missed should I heal Ed foreign pretty easy wasn't a fluke what I did earlier pretty easy but first boss it's fine parade leaders Ergo quartz this special kind of ergo parade leaders ergo five thousand oh it tells you how much you get oh nice Dark Souls take notes Ergo obtained from the parade Master it is packed with immense power a treasure hunter may want this rare Ergo Ergo give it to them although the entire audience just disappeared in a pool of blood the parade master was cheerful as long as there's a king The Show Must Go On You know what I'm feeling the lore I'm feeling it where's this quartz I heard so much about uh uh usable items material P organ a porgin ability activation part a colorful tiny Ergo fragment it activates a special ability when equipped to the to the P organ Pinocchio organ your nose there is a special kind of Ergo with different sorry there's a special kind of record with different color and vibration the workshop uses this gem to bring out puppets different abilities okay so in bloodborne we have to go to a puppet to level up in this one did we go to a person yeah we almost have to repair our weapon in the fight there this tutorial area is like 50 times better explain the mechanics than any DS ones do you think so I think that Dark Souls 1 does it quite well like are you if this was your first Dark Souls game do you think that uh or Souls like game do you think that you wouldn't be understanding the stats as much as you do like you're coming at it with a lot of knowledge already baked in from playing the other games too right but then again a lot of people play these kind of games so maybe that's fair I think that was a pretty good starting area I like that that was good can we break open the fire hydrants nope this is my first Souls like game I do not understand the stats fully yet I'm at the third boss this is your first one oh nice that's a pretty cool experience yeah so that's the stats are really confusing in Dark Souls as well I remember the first time I played Dark Souls um I leveled up uh resistance is a lot because I thought hey I I'm taking a lot of damage and I wanna and I don't want to get poisoned so he's I'm gonna level up my resistance like it's just [ __ ] stupid like I wonder if Finn had an easier time because uh because I I told them not to level up resistances you know there's certain things I was like don't don't level that up oh if it is Finn is legit better than me at a game and he is better at than me at geminal cart or juvenile card in stardew he has beaten it he has beaten juvenile card I can't do that he is beating juvenile cart he's insanely good at it it's scary he beat prairie king too he has both arcade machines in his house now I hope he's okay Hotel crap the greatest luxury you will ever experience okay give me a sec treat yourself to an unforgettable day what from software combat system is your favorite armored uh Sakura easily oh my God I'm gonna lie Mickey I'm not a special puppet at all is there a lying mini game why Pinocchio who thought this was a good idea it's so weird hidden Moonstone the Moonstone was not from this world however it was the most optimal enchant enhancement material and that's all she wrote okay all right here we go I'm gonna lie [Music] oh let's let's oh should we lie I actually am I a puppet human first slide achievement unlocked your Springs are reacting I got no strings to hold me down oh no oh oh what happens if you lie if a puppet can't lie does that mean lying is your path to becoming human and a real boy makes sense this music all right I know how we're getting out of here lies of [Music] pee [Music] pies of L okay what's this let him cook [Music] we done this was the game [Music] thank you for Toshi Shimano for resubscribing just like I knew you would thank you for the reason thank you Aaron [Music] hoxty let's go with Aaron thank you very much for the reason RN I can't say your last name sorry foreign [Music] [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] still a better intro than Starfield why does the parade mascot robot have a have a cage for bodies just in case he goes crazy you know what just in case looks out of cage [Music] [Applause] oh man chat likes this game wake up Pinocchio wake up and all right I'm thinking we shouldn't lie anymore are we lying hmm it's lies of P maybe we should lie now lying all right waifu machine Maiden I'm so happy to see you oh God in my searched he was last seen on Elysian Boulevard is dangerous for humans and that neighborhood is one of the scariest please find Geppetto on Elysian Boulevard I'll explain more once you find him she's a laifu is she lying you can level up through Sofia using the the Ergo in your possession you can increase your stats when you level up okay so she was in the hotel why couldn't you like Gemini that's proof you're broken the real Demi isn't so calm or perhaps he'll fix himself in time I could fix her wait you to a safe place be careful clever one all right so this is very on brand uh Dark Souls [ __ ] okay all right dare I say chat trying too hard right I think this is trying too hard yeah it is isn't it do you all understand what I mean it it's she they're trying too hard dress isn't bad I like this aesthetic though so I'm a little weak to it I think trying too hard yeah but I don't care okay that's her [Music] switch oh this is where you can switch our Legion arms okay I heard about you from Geppetto but to see you in person wow you should take this Geppetto left it with me you Germany okay what is it waifu it's lifeutu oh what the hell is this Legion arm Legion arm is special equipment that is equipped on the left arm each Legion arm has its own combat ability Legion arm can be modified into all sorts of forms modifications can be used for using the venign craft machine puppet string a lot of details here all right two things the sound of it alone that craftsmanship comes only from the hands of Geppetto you must be something else a custom arm from Geppetto himself is quite an accessory oh I forgot to introduce myself I am Eugenie from the workshop Union I know my way around weapons of all kinds I'm sure Master Geppetto would agree if any of your weapons need work bring them to me Union communist crap want me to look at something a stargazer is a survival device used by the stalkers it powers itself let me go on Nexus mods and download the one that the mod that removes the dimension of a union the stalker is installed that'll show them all across once they're recovered to try new techniques head for the garden the stalkers captured a puppet to use for training don't look at me like that everyone hates puppets I know whose side you're on whoa I I am a puppet you probably are too okay I'm learning that I'd rather have no lip syncing than bad sink than than bad lip syncing all right upgrade hold on I know my way around yeah yeah yeah all right so upgrade alter handle what are handles you can bring Eugene cranks to alter weapon handles each handles properties upgrades based on your character's default abilities you can change this property in grade one time with a handle alteration however you can always reset it with a balanced crank so this changes the scaling so this this will change it to a rank on motivity but nothing on technique that's interesting all right if you have a moonstone Eugene can help you upgrade a weapons play the weapons attack power will increase when you upgrade the blade some blades can only be upgraded with special Moonstone all right so should we upgrade our weapon shot not enough materials what are we missing all we're missing five Ergo Ergo we can't do it God damn it all right hold on [Music] all the snow animation that makes you have to sit through it as they smash it open what's the point then all right it's upgraded it's plus one this is the garden for training zombies hmm great Fortune doll visitors rest for the all travelers blessings to all friends oops what's the blue in the top left and also the top right why why why three times all right what does that do foreign oh it's like charging up a special oh that did a lot of damage Fable Arts use blade Fable Arts while guarding use what weapons have distinct blades and handles that each have their own Fable heart oh so that changes the Fable art as well as the scaling interesting Fable Arts use up Fable slots and different Fable Arts use a different number of slots charge table slots by attacking enemies with weapons alright so it's like Hollow Knight alright so what's this okay what the [ __ ] does that do is it like a it's like an even better Parry yeah it's staggered him maybe you did more I don't know actually you can read the descriptions it's weird it doesn't say first Sunshine next to your name it's just like grab your Ruby your favorite game I do like Robbie ribby it was pretty good it used your did it really foreign is it just an easier way of getting parries off maybe the buttons all right the purples is filling up all right so can we get that got us a healing charge back but you could only get one so your your last ceiling charge you can get back from attacking all right I kind of like that actually all right some cool ideas here I don't know how the balance is gonna happen you know what let's actually read it what does it do [ __ ] [Music] uh perfectly block the enemy's attack temporarily alright so that's a no matter when you use it that's a free perfect block pretty much all right so it's it's spending energy to get an easy perfect block off all right that sounds like it's situationally pretty good [Music] what's your hand upgrade to oh yeah let's let's go try it man we are loving this Garden huh all right puppet strings awesome all right does it come back or is it just because we're in the garden that it's coming back oh it's a big stargazer teleport to another Stargazer switch Legion arm okay puppet string if Legion arm a legion arm that can release a wire it can be strung around an enemy to drag it toward you or move it you toward it oh okay so those were stationary enemies so it didn't work Trace press and hold the legion arm button to track an enemy I can't read it it's put on a black background please enables dodging after a hit these are upgrades and we can go back to our old one which doesn't have anything special okay let's go with this one this one's more interesting welcome to Hotel crop my name to Lady Antonia please let me know how I may be of service at hotel krot comfort and calm walk hand in hand welcome to Hotel crowd how may I be of service how's performance is pretty good feeble Catalyst callous made to supplement profitabilities rapidly charges Fable what's Fable again is Fable the one that uses our weapon Arts Legion charge that oh that's for the legion arm okay and then sawtooth's wheel oh it's the throwing knives okay we don't use those interesting all right um we can find records that's good I had something to say but I can't remember it now oh anyone else who's played this game what happens if you don't lie at the door does it does it say well then you can't come in La Mayo go away and then you have to come back in life yeah okay oh you're a boss later unexpected guests so welcome is my hotel welcome well I knew from the moment we met the George of petos puppet I'd have a few loose screws but Peter's skills are underneath shame took off for an easy [Music] one doesn't turn up soon we'll have to make a new coffin Geppetto of the Abyss I forgot I was keeping keeping it comes with a long story but I think it's better off with you please find that old man you do take care of yourself out there someone's memory show off clothes teen gesture what's going on with your with your face [Music] hmm okay I like Grant clocks like that was that new clothes equipment defense parts weight goes up to 1.8 what no the new one is on the left really oh that's weird I don't like that also like it it looks like it's going like I'm reading this I'm like oh I have 5.8 and it's going down to 1.8 but it's like no it's going down by 1.8 to 5.8 oh that's so weird okay that's a lot more defense for 1.8 let's do it foreign costume uniforms of sophisticated and dignified boarding school these clothes have been worn before the uniform of a boarding school famous uh in krat the initial m is engraved on an elegant brooch you know what I like it I'm digging it I I can't believe how quickly I changed my mind I Soul changed my mind okay let's keep going it was a good outfit Joe it's making me uncomfortable in ways I don't want to discuss with chat we're not doing it we're sticking with this one just the way out knock on the door knock knock it's Loctite all right we're gonna come back here soon do we stargaze out of here to teleport to a new place so do we um walk out foreign we need a key okay is this the way we came in purchase items for pole lendi Dina at the hotel yeah I know is this the way we came in or is this the way we leave when do you think inspiration turns to ripping off in games when it doesn't add anything of Merit on its own then it's ripping off but honestly we just need to get over it it's fine to steal it's okay amateur artist Sparrow mature artist sweep that's how it goes this is mature artist steel that's that's the saying all right is it just boss time again oh okay it's gone hello let's be more careful the black rabbit Brotherhood I hate these guys but don't be alarmed my name is Gemini we'll talk later when we're safe okay I thought we were talking for a second there all right it's a cupcake our cuff isn't talking it's it's the the Lantern on our butt this is a butt game not a cuff game bookstore one of Craft's oldest bookstores yup will he ever be able to Parry that ever ever all right so another round of uh of same enemies interesting perhaps does not bode well let's see you're on fire Pinocchio little house he lied Elysian Boulevard was a regular rich people bro you wanted fancy boutiques and shops no place better but that was long ago ooh chest we're gonna die we're gonna die oh we died oh no lie or die what all right someone's knocking on the door one second I think it might be Kate so I'm gonna mute the microphone one second okay sorry about that I uh very important that I knew about the watermelon toothpaste very very important thank you to swazi Magic for the resub thank you damek for gifting a sub to Pinocchio's wooden left nut thank you Dominic thank you dad's toes for the resub thank you Kuna moroku for the resub as well thank you Nutella happens I just just like what the [ __ ] is going on thank you left Nutella happens to the receipt thank you very much uh thank you Cainer also for the resub and good speller for the resub also that's good what about the right one that's what we're trying to find Geppetto okay so range on the heavy and charge attacks is a bit low Sawtooth wheel all right not respecting the comment system enough I'm eating [ __ ] so I feel like I want to get my I want to use them all so I can be generating more as I play and we're just gonna be a one Health charge Andy for the whole run can you charge light attacks um no you can't chat how Pinocchio is this game pretty Pinot nice [Applause] whoa enemies block bullets no really oh holy crap the tech the attack skipped directly over me oh did I I'm sorry or are you talking about something else is it a sub message what the [ __ ] no what what's going on important message missed I don't I don't see you just in case thank you Grog unicorn because I don't know what's going I'm sorry all right I don't know what's going on let's move on thank you uh choose that or chose that 89 for the rest of thank you very much Miss Lord dump at the stargaze streamer I'm sorry star fragment cross Dimensions all right Lada F-150 frame frame all right so this is even heavier for even more defense okay what happens if we get too heavy does this game have any original ideas does any game have any original ideas name an original idea and I will tell you how Nintendo did it first oh we haven't used the the puppet string yet we should use that boob slider boob sliders present in Mario is missing secret subtitle his boobs chamber of Machina Workshop oh who's this okay it didn't work the puppet thing didn't work the puppet string it didn't work it doesn't do anything I thought it was gonna I thought it was like a hook shot oh we're dead again okay nice ax yeah maybe let's try it on uh on a smaller enemy thank you okay kind of cool wasn't there one where it said that uh you could go to the enemy though I tried holding it it didn't work thank you maybe it's later size like my guess would be that if the enemy is too heavy for you to pull to you that you would pull yourself to the enemy but it didn't work with that enemy up there what about dog [Applause] thank you maybe it lied would be on brand what if there's like space between us I'm gonna die from experimenting [ __ ] it's broken it's gen booed God damn it shortcut be strut of the brat the crab champagne fine dining homo Machina servers go chat enjoy wow the chains yeah I'm dead I have to I have to uh perfect carry on so I'm gonna take damage okay the chains are pretty tricky harder than the first boss even all right so some attacks come out real fast so I wonder if um until I learned the pattern as well if whenever I see the enemy twitch I should just like immediately block and then if I don't get a deflection let go of it and then do a a timed one after that all right where was this shortcut over there I see it okay is dodging a regular thing now or what no I just want to engage with the deflection system and see I prefer to do that than than dodging I'm okay with dodging though different Rock content I like to happen to have you know me I'll probably finish the game with this weapon all right owned will you play code vein too yeah probably when's that out [Music] all right so when they say you can't Dodge the red attacks you can still just walk behind the enemy so it's definitely you can't iframe through them so there must be iframes on on the uh on the Dodge I'm guessing Okay this is very bloodborne all right so I sucked at that enemy but definitely true if some enemies have attacks are so fast that as soon as you see the move just hit hit block and you'll get a deflection wow all right that is strong holy [ __ ] I wonder if that could have wiped that enemy out outside pull my puppet's uh trigger new enemy oh no well that sucked what if that guy's gonna come back now Dark Souls enemy placement yeah I thought I would get knocked back not knocked to the side I wonder if I was just at a slight angle there and that's why I got knocked down that's when you use the puppet string to pull them over and say ain't no strings to hold me down mother oh it shows you how you uh have left in your in your bloodstain that's a neat detail I like that see the top right was this the only way I hate this [ __ ] so much I hate the weapon bouncing off the uh the walls bit if it happens to enemies too I'm fine with it but it almost always doesn't all right is big bro back he's not interesting all right interesting get over here oh okay ladder to go down going down seems like the best bet here because I bet you there's like a door we can open that goes back to the to the bonfire would anyone be mad if a Souls game came out and their bonfire like track point system was actually dressed up on fire slide down hidden Moonstone someone would would most people be mad would people who matter be mad foreign do we generate a Devil Trigger energy when we Parry I didn't see it not from guarding [Music] all right so this did open a shortcut right a lot of sharpened so far yeah there's the uh the bonfire so instead of going up the ladder we continue going to there and then we go up hmm maybe 2 shortcuts it's stuttering the game is stuttering or the stream is stuttering and the game is not really stuttering for me so maybe it's the Stream internet has been pretty bad here for the past couple days maybe it's still not fully fixed you're a stuttering job well I stutter quite often yeah but I don't think that's what people are talking about from my experience yesterday the game has a lot of shortcuts on areas that are surprisingly small yeah I feel like we we didn't need the shortcut it's like oh you did you did and fight here have a shortcut it's like what I'm cool thanks whoa Evan over there what oh oh it's kind of lame all right is that dog in the game or downstairs all right all right at home I want to break this guy's weapon run at me please charge yeah now what that didn't go well for you bud sorry My Louise and Charlotte my treasure I can't hear anything I think the streets are already dead nothing but silence I assume that I too will become just another petrified corpse soon I still remember the sound of your singing voice in the sight of Charlotte looking at picture books I miss all of it the best thing I did when I was alive was send you and Charlotte to the cathedral for shelter I wish this nightmare was all over if only you and the kid could come back but I guess now it's impossible I love you Louise I pray that you're safe there all right we got a gesture from that that's good work green sweep I'm just gonna grab this all right life amulet don't forget behind them I'd use the puppet strain to do something oh no we have to use Grindr one second oh owned foreign all right we did it okay uh this area notice on this last one seems kind of linear and the shortcuts seem kind of arbitrary to me but it's it's second level let's see how it goes you missed a ladder I think yeah I'm going oh it respawned the enemies wait did it or was this another guy that was over there I only activated the Stargazer I didn't use it so I'm I don't think that they should have come back maybe that was a different enemy yeah it was okay good thing we didn't go back and use it all right Name That Game it is hollow Knight well done do you think the unity Fiasco will delay silk song this is very Half-Life too hmm hmm oh no another one all right so I didn't use the Stargazer but I activated it so is my checkpoint currently this one or is another one let us jump off and see I thought maybe I could get on the uh the roof there lie or die let's see oh it is here okay cool thank you pepe91 for the rest up thank you Pepe thank you life tag for the rest of as well thank you dimock97 also for the resub just got here before this game came out I watched some of your old souls videos again so I thought it was cool to see this game finally listen to your complaint about the elevators not resetting on death and souls get nice they do oh cool yeah it's I think it's stupid that those games don't do that and people who argue against it are really silly there was another game that the the elevators didn't reset that was annoying but I can't think of it now I think we streamed it at some point uh thank you mcswillian or mcswellian also for the resub thank you very much you're more of a weeb than you were four years ago uh oh watching anime why hello I didn't know anyone was alive out here same guy I know what you're thinking but I'm not a burglar I'm just crashing in an abandoned house for a while don't worry I won't cause any trouble we survivors need to look out for each other for your information I didn't steal this I think you stole it I think he stole it all right so this little mini boss did not come back all right so lost frago recovered uh can we we can level wait can we level up we can level up right at the Stargazer oh my God you can't used to go back to the hotel a lot why would you let me level up before getting to the hotel and then say nah [ __ ] you you need to use the hotel now oh for [ __ ] sake for your information okay new weapon electric coil stick head damage reduction rate while guarding should we buy all the weapons and check them out let's do it I'm buying every single weapon Gemini's emergency protection food for the cricket puppet that receives help from Gemini when used when there is death Ergo to reclaim it reduces the Ergo loss from being hit Ergo lost from being hit oh so if you have a soul on the ground when you get hit on the way you lose some of the Ergo temporarily protects current Ergo even in death hmm why would I ever want to to buy the emergency protection when I can just buy the iron production maybe because there's limited amounts throwing sell there you go Elden ring fans you can play this game now enjoy it was fun is it more damage there's no way it's more damage oh like not even close oh it does electric damage oh okay so it's like a magic weapon can't let it go oh I I'm the one who won Yo me I let it go oh okay yeah sure Jan teleport to another Stargazer you can transfer from one Stargazer to another you can only travel to those you have activated stargazers in areas with an event will be marked with a hints oh waifu has a has an event Lu colon Lu colon did Merrick do it again Ergo is the miracle that made craft prosper without ergo there would be no automated puppets to make Croc wealthy hmm when you move you tap into the power of Ergo within you gather more ergo it will make you stronger thank you Sophia very cool in the folklore of crot Chet often acts as a guide that is why these automated models became popular but Gemini is unique he's more than just a guide as you get more familiar with Gemini you'll see what I mean this was it really oh okay I wonder if the game is going to be more free form around the city or it's going to be level based like this for most of it hmm what's stupido's end game oh 22 1B he's here oh man Dodgers have to not work hmm [ __ ] really what Pinocchio what are you doing please cut the shot okay no gesture from that one I don't think our cat is in the room I can't cut the cat send something strange is that a butterfly cheaper why is the air go reacting like that if you want to check it out I can take point okay I'm checking it out bones occasionally a dimensional butterfly will appear dimensional butterfly will appear in parts of crat monad's land can detect the butterfly lighting up red to point out its location when the character is near the hiding butterfly it will appear after a certain amount of time the butterfly will disappear into another dimension kill it to get useful materials rip and tear star fragment um just kill a red-haired waifu and then not From Another Dimension oh oh hold on let's go and explore other areas for no reason all right bazooka and rye put my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry oh it was a trap attack enemies with a weapon to charge your pulse cells okay best looking from armor set I don't know I like the uh the furry one from from Dark Souls 2. the one that was in the trailers and by Curry I mean for a line not like furry like you all thought when I said it why'd you have to describe it because it was it's happened it's very it's a furry armor set I can't remember what it's called though um there's one in Dark Souls 3 that I really like but I can't remember what it is I really like the uh you know what all-time favorite It's gotta be the elite night set from Dark Souls 1. I really like that one whenever I get that I usually pop it on and then as I get more endurance as the Run goes on I will add more pieces on from from leather armor or the warrior set that I have elite armor set gotta be it's to go I know it might be kind of basic taste but you know what you idiot you [ __ ] [Applause] whoa yeah all right okay I'm not very good at this game chat sorry I'll try and get better I'm really tired I was doing so well earlier and now I'm really tired I don't understand I reset my sleep schedule on the weekend too and it went quite well oh it's a dog residual reference how is that not uh hmm can I like stand here and roll away yeah all right together okay now you're just making funner from himself you know what I'm here for it who is it is that you said UV yes lie yes it is yep I guess not sorry I I thought you were my friend police officer doubt as a puppet even the petrification disease can't get him I wish I was like him you should leave so you don't catch the disease from me if only we could play together like we used to Murphy I miss you if you come back here later it's just going to be dot dot dot because he died only we could play their feet all right let's get Murphy where's Murphy is Murphy the cat and if we if we give him the cat back he'll give us a music box that makes the next boss go inactive and gets free hits on it let's go converter oh damn that's an essay holy [ __ ] better acid better everything but it's a lot heavier well it's not that much heavier okay this is just better in every way longer than Witcher 3 video any way to bring it back any way to bring it back what are the I hate Joseph Anderson and I've made the waiting for The Witcher 3 video my whole entire personality on the internet fans going to do when the video comes out like that's the end of your world like what's what's gonna happen well [ __ ] what do I do now oh try again it's oh it's gen boot you can only open it from the other side okay don't you do the same thing with silk song no absolutely not I'm not upset that Silk songs taking a long time to come out how have you gotten that impression thronebreaker video when I talk about friend breaker in The Witcher 3 video during the gwent section it's fairly deep into the video it's not right at the end but it's over two-thirds of the way in so around seven to eight hours is when I talk about thronebreaker that's not a joke [Laughter] let's let's drop down hey Murphy oh this must be must be first time statistics quarantine Zone nice hand most people last night or a Good Samaritan for coming all the way here one may I ask you a favor Good Samaritan is like a Bible reference isn't it my family Took My Baby from me here he said it was for my own good but it was heartless just the same oh baby must be with its mother let's go pirate City Hall and bring me my baby yeah I'll find her sure thank you so much time for baby delivery Elena's face again Elena's a good name please please we almost named Mila Elena right before I go please yeah I'm just like the baby the next one we'll name Elena right should we check it out I hope everybody's safe are we really gonna get a baby and just like give the baby through the window here there's no way I don't think you should have the baby I mean the cities is the city going to [ __ ] maybe you should have the baby and we died oh we didn't and me without healing [Laughter] oh man that was fast all right it seems like it holds true until until you're really comfortable if the enemy does anything at all just instinctively hit block and then if you don't get a deflection you know release it and do a better time one all right God damn owned all right we have 1670 Ergo if we get hit on the way how much Ergo are we going to uh lose where is it let's see blocking hit should do it no oh there you go a full head oh that took that was a lot actually will you ever do a remaster of one of your videos um warning petrification disease quarantine zone no trespassers everyone is a patient or a lunatic to them oh oh all right okay so I I there are two parts of this question let me channel Dr Breen and be like I sent some unanswered unasked unvoiced questions in this question uh first of all are there any videos that that need a remaster absolutely there's lots of my stuff that could be updated and improved you know to some mistakes here and there that I could correct um a lot of the everything before breath of the wild is is like you know kind of um or maybe it's it's back to the wild maybe everything before Fallout 4. you know there could be improvements and definitely the audio the audio is pretty bad in some of the early videos um do I want to spend the time doing it I think I'd rather just make new videos is it worth the time I don't think so do you think this is the the boy's friend the cop how is that not a deflection okay okay this guy's owning me seriously oh okay harder than the first boss not actually trying any of the other weapons and comment that you got I tried the um the balanced one earlier I like this weapon so far the stun weapon looked interesting but I like this one it smells like chocolate thank you thank you oh over two hours too um hold on let me go see if I kill or die again we'll take a break is this game story any good I we barely saying the story my guess is that there's not really going to be a story here it's just going to be like some World background stuff but maybe maybe there will be man the melee range feels so short yeah I agree uh it does feel pretty short especially considering this is one of the longer weapons I wonder if there's a better weapon for that later this seems pretty good but like like the slash is just like so like oh it's so close to you how did that not hit me okay chill out gundier what the [ __ ] all right God damn are you pretty fun I wonder if the timings for getting a deflection are different on different uh enemies because it feels like it's really tight to get one on this guy pretty fun anyway uh be back five minutes go walk around background or stuff this story I disagree with your take what what foreign foreign I'm back thank you El monado or manado for the new sub welcome subscribe for six months to tier one so that's like six months all at once is it how does that work again it's this been happening for a while now and it still confuses me thank you all Minato hi Joe just tuning in uh would you recommend this game to someone who's only played Dark Souls one yeah well no if you played Dark Souls 1 and you were like you know what that's enough Dark Souls for me like probably not actually because like why didn't you play more right obviously you didn't really like Dark Souls 1 all that much right so maybe not if you like Dark Souls 1 then you know yeah you should play it you might you'll probably enjoy it but like uh it seems like it's got a pretty good foundation I don't know how if it has legs or not but uh play Dark Souls 3 first why are why do people who love Dark Souls games insist that the background lore is storytelling like no one well hold on when I say it's not a story I'm not saying it's bad or it's without Merit or without any self-constraint like that it's just a statement that it's not a story so what why are they saying that it's a story is it because they think that if they say it's a story it has more worth is it like the whole VNS or games argument where people are like oh VNS or games and then oh look at this dude foreign and then you say Well they're not but that doesn't mean they're lesser and then VN uh people will like argue and say no they are they are they are because they just want them to be games for some reason even though it doesn't matter is it just like that because like to me Dark Souls like background lore is clearly not a story the story in Dark Souls it's there that you can experience is you know the chosen Undead's Journey that you go through and like it's pretty pretty basic and hasn't really got much going on although if you mess around with the story like I do in games it has a couple of uh neat moments of subversion but there's nothing really going on there IMO um like the lore is someone interesting but it feels just like just someone's huffing and huffing fumes and just making it up as they go along to me but we've spoken at length about that before and I don't want to get back to the conversation it's definitely not a story to me I just don't understand the insistence [ __ ] okay sometimes with the the tackles followed by a quick swirl that one is also followed oh man sometimes they're so fast how is that not a father okay all right that's really that's interesting okay so right now my read on this is that some chains are gonna come out and you're gonna have to just have an instant block and if you don't block you risk taking damage I wonder if there's a towel I'm not understanding hmm I wonder if there's like a sound towel or if it's only if you deflect the first one he gets locked into a chain where he attacks you faster I think Jedi had that didn't it Jedi had uh had systems where if you if you perfect deflect the first one uh the enemy goes into a chain that will attack you with more okay subjectivity is applied is an objective statement yes it's not an opinion oh this seems kind of [ __ ] it itches peel the skin in this blue blood blood pretty cocoon Blue Angel joyful appetite blue death what a feast death death Death and death I'm alive it itches itchy tasty people in chat are saying it too itchy tasty one of the most memorable for some reason uh notes you can find in the game Resident Evil one don't know why it just sticks in my memory forever warning petrification disease oh yeah we did the Sorting okay our side quest story or is it just down to the form of the presentation um side quests can definitely be story sure yep in Souls games or in any game like in any game absolutely yeah there's lots of side quests and games that are stories in Souls games depends on the side quests [Music] new enemy nice real talking except for Witcher 3 Witcher 3 because you and NL really helped my winter Blues re-watching vids vods and catching streams oh that's nice you just have to put an L in there huh just just have to to get the knife and do a twist though twist the compliment I'm kidding thank you Hey Joe really love the streams it's really good that I have something to watch when nnl isn't streaming Hey Joe thanks for filling the Gap when I'm done watching all the NL vods it's good to know I have more content here waiting for me when I'm done yeah I know that's not what you said I'm just I'm just being uh funny real fans have us both open at the same time all right where we going subjectivity is applied as an objective statement because you can measure it and it's and and those definitions of the words match up if you want to get into an argument that it's a subjective statement then now you're disagreeing with a lot of basics of language which you can definitely do but now you're getting into more philosophical area of saying that there is no objectivity whatsoever and I really can't agree with that like you can say so you can say that um a measurement of a centimeter is an objective measurement that's you can you can get a ruler you can have a tool that you can that you can measure it but you can disagree with the usage of that ruler You can disagree with with um calling it a centimeter You can disagree with the with the the unit of measurement that a centimeter should be you should say a centimeter should be a little longer a little shorter right you can argue about the definition of a centimeter but it doesn't change the fact that what the centimeter is currently measuring still exists at those Dimensions do you understand so that's why it's an objective measurement Jesse what the [ __ ] you say is this really confusing I think this is pretty straightforward bro it's just semantics not really no so all these back to I'm right you're wrong no not really some people think that uh the subjectivity video is is to say that and it's not at all in fact it's the opposite people are really threatened by that well not not people some people are really frowned by that I don't understand why so your weeb the final weeb you can't say it's subjective if objectivity is present pretty much yeah if something is objective if you could objectively measure something then you can't say it's subjective after the fact the reason why judging art is inherently subjective is because there's no objectivity that you can get there we have some squares that you can judge and Define if you'd like which square is better and if you can if you can objectively measure which square is better than another Square then now we can move on to higher art spoilers you won't be able to uh get past the square part you mean objective like Rhythm and type signatures oh are we getting into this again so time signatures and Rhythm for the discussions I had on Jazz afterwards uh are definitely those things seem to exist and they can be objectively measured especially when they're set the problem that we were discussing on in chat is that when it's not defined and you have to figure it out yourself then it becomes a subjective measurement and you have to judge it and all the discussions we had in chat on on in jazz after those streams um couldn't come to a conclusion I argue with balder for a long ass time okay and he really pissed me off but but we didn't come to a a good conclusion oh look you get wet from Rolling in the puddle Kate calls uh puddles uh raindrops it's very cute I want to go uh jump in the raindrops Daddy I'm sure you pissed them off too I don't think it's possible to piss folder off dude is always calm and cool as a cucumber I don't know if he's like secretly seething underneath but I don't think I've ever seen balder angry [Music] what does she call raindrops uh puddles when we go outside after it's raining she calls puddles raindrops all puppets will be destroyed Purge puppets you know what caused the puppet friends you don't you you're their maker practically their father you and The Alchemist scheming together made the truth what's your problem I'm here for the old man get lost wait oh God I know what you are you're the devil's puppet you can't sneak past me die can you pause it oh you can oh you can't oh okay foreign there we go okay that's kind of weird all right now stop showing up already ouch all right slap yourself we got him I'm not gonna do this game chat I will try to play better can't block Reddit shock attack yeah I know I was trying to Parry it I know it doesn't look like it because I didn't get it but yeah I was trying to deflect it oh was that the first human we killed that was a person oh Ian McKellen finally we meet son that's his voice it's a dream come true seeing you like this but he'll kill my boy I understand why some people despise me I invented the puppets after all I should take responsibility as their maker but in order for me to do that I need to take care of the puppets at City Hall won't you help me son take this you'll find it most useful mad donkey's hunting apparel mad donkey's mask craps can I have a second I want to hear all about your experiences but now isn't a good time use the stalker's key to open the bridge door then get rid of the frenzied puppets that have seized City Hall and get the baby we'll catch up at hotel crock when you're done okay I like your coat can I have a coat all right I was trying to pause it because someone said why does someone disagree with you make you angry it doesn't it was the way that conversation was going like no shade on Boulder I really like balder I like discussions have with balder I didn't like that one but the rest of them I do I usually enjoy talking to the ball they're not like all this contributions to chat but I feel like in that conversation specifically Boulder was just so sure that I was wrong that he wasn't engaging with anything I was saying now that might not be the case maybe I was just getting too heated I was just in a bad place because I I just had chat call me an idiot for like over an hour before that but that's the part that was pissing me off it wasn't that someone was disagreeing with me I welcome this agreement I really like conversations and and learning but that's what was uh was annoying about that conversation thanks to your great streams found some new game oh hold on one second found some new games I've been playing that I wouldn't have heard of if it wasn't for your streams such as outer wilds and Dengue and rampa and also Super Auto pets from NL right outer wilds and Dengue and rapper together okay is this like is there a new trend how can we subtly piss Joe off danger off is pretty good what are these ambulance increases Max HP all right that seems pretty good is it working it's totally working The Mask worn by The Mad donkey it's the mask of one blindly seeking the truth all right good Pinocchio reference you know what I'm not feeling it I'm anti-baller's gay Three Shades we're gonna have to play it I think just to kill the meme like dude would do like two streams and then once it gets boring just be like okay that's it we're done whatever viewership we have for the first one will be like okay if it ever dips below 80 of what we have today that's it we're done forever and the people were like oh [ __ ] oh no and then you know I can't lose either we end it when it gets too low or I have high viewership for a whole playthrough but it's every game nah but yo I can't keep up with us we're going on break soon you have plans time to catch up so about that weapon assembly tool you were talking about find any more weapons let's try using them here assemble weapons so what happens to Eugene at the hotel or at stargazers in different areas separate your weapons into blade and handle and assemble them to into new weapons that match your character's battle style the weapons features are decided by the handle and blade combo okay new weapon so I can take the blade of the great sword that I like and combine it with the handle Okay so all of the guards are the same so different scalings so this has motivity so Fable Arts absolute defense strike chance Rush smash guard Perry and concentrate what's guard Perry okay I don't know what these are and I'd like to see them but um maybe we should go back to the uh wait what oh it's the same one I thought I changed it did I not finalize it you know what let's just go to the we have all the handles already let's we won't have to do it oh man we're gonna have to go back to the the garden needs to level up anyway we'd be the boss thank you disco spider Cisco spider thank you Zord rocks for the bits Joe you're definitely in my top three streamers thank you zorgox thank you jexel also for the new sub thank you very much Drexel meanwhile on nl's chat you're definitely in my top two streamers meanwhile on German shot you're definitely in my top one streamers all right so what's this one okay what does that do more damage seems like it's higher damage can I see a description of it concentrate increases attack temporarily all right time the time the enemies go attack correctly to deflect and trigger a powerful attack that seems good uh temporarily increase your attack for the next hit jump and powerfully strike downward at the enemy perfectly block the enemy's attack temporarily alright so I think I like this one guard Perry Joe is just germa without Joe is just is German with added horniness and grumpiness oh okay I thought this was without I was like drama drama is is grumpier than I am I know my way around I'm not grumpy what the hell okay this one and we want the um we want the guard Perry one that's what we want right okay weapon assembled X yes [Music] oh it changes the weapon too all right this is a cool system I like it all right see what it's like what oh no it's hard still got hit all right I don't know if this is good or not but we'll try it on an enemy and see so far I don't like it Impressions so far not too much Souls like all of the game overall I like the game quite a bit yeah it's pretty cool has some stuff going on seek seek last okay is there a green bar bigger than the red bar now almost we're getting there say Do you happen to be a proponent of death of the author regarding art in general haven't heard you explicitly mentioned it before this which is why I'm asking death of the author is something that is often misunderstood by a lot of people who use it definitely the author is is often stated in a way to say that as soon as something is all right how do I say this it's a good question sorry I don't mean it's a bad question I'm just trying to trying to answer it clearly instead of rambling as always um death of the author is meant to mean that if there is an interesting and worthwhile interpretation of a text that you can do by disregarding authorial intent then it is valid and worthwhile to do it does not mean that once work is out there that authorial intent no longer matters and the latter is often what people think death of the author means and that's not what it means is that clear I think I think that that's that's the take so I I think it's a good thing and you should definitely use it when if there's a good interpretation to go through but yes craft City Hall all right that's oh right there okay cool people say the latter all the time Joe after the author published that I changed what it means to me I actually have written that joke exact joke in a in a script that wasn't published I think I put it on patreon because back then there was still a patreon I said something along the lines of and if you disagree with me then that means you can disregard authorial intent so that was so therefore I can just invoke the death of the author on death of the author and now my interpretation is valid and you can't argue with me also known as chat mate [ __ ] choo choo alright this is broken no what the handle is the move set oh damn what really can I put the hold on can I put the Claymore handle on on the on the Rapier then wait hold on it's kind of it's mixed isn't it no it's it's it's it's the same yeah all right that's really silly I like it but that's really silly who or what is the Arbiter for what's an interesting interpretation of a piece wouldn't that be the audience whoever is being addressed yeah like if you have an interesting like if you have an interesting interpretation then then you present that and if you know the populace at large thinks it's worthwhile then that will resonate with them or it'll die and obscure death that's it that's how how things that's how discussions always work right it could still be valid to you it's fine it's meant to it's meant to stop situations where someone says something like hey I think X is about this and look at my essay and look at my thoughts and look how I resonate with me and then the author comes along and says that's not how I intended at all this is [ __ ] disregard this it's meant to prevent that sort of thing from happening hmm I can't believe that it's the it's the blade it's the handle sorry well I want to stick with what I have for now because I like this I like how this moveset feels how's the game it's pretty good oh there's more than one God damn it there's three foreign did we get four healing charges wow that dog movement's right out of Dark Souls 3 huh holy [ __ ] thanks for your responses I realized this may be a contentious topic for some people about that through the author it is for some people yeah I think it's a good thing I think it's just it's really healthy for discussions that you don't have to be like um bogged down by what the author meant or all that [ __ ] you can say like look I can have a valid interpretation here I go laughs is there any classic book novel you consider massively overrated the Bible I'm a mod on slash our atheism [Music] [Applause] not one that comes to mind sorry most of the classics that I've read have been have been worth it I haven't read that many actually I've I've read more contemporary stuff the The Lion's Share of what I've done of the reading I've done in my life has actually been uh amateur fiction like lots and lots and lots and lots of that oh it's really hard to judge a lot of Classics because there are products of their time and sometimes uh language has changed so much that's pretty hard to even understand you know what I bounced off Wuthering Heights that is a really basic [ __ ] take and someone's gonna hate me for that but yeah so I guess my take my answer would be weathering Heights right now because man oh man did that I found that boring but that's meant to be like a banger book I wonder if I would like it now shortcut already huh have you read dead Souls I haven't no don't you consider Lord of the Rings overrated yeah but they asked uh Classics classic literature uh if Lord of the Rings counts uh then Lord of the Rings for sure yeah Lord of the Rings is very overrated it's not bad it's just overrated oh man it's delayed attacks the game huh all right oh no that's fast you [ __ ] okay what am I missing on the the telegraphs here survivors here here for that baby puppet yes do you also not like the Lord of the Rings movies I've only seen each of them once except for Fellowship Fellowship was probably my favorite um there's something that happens in Return of the Return of the King that I don't like in both the movies and the book and it's really bad uh but there's no problem that you know they're well made movies will you be my friend everyone's gone I'm all alone now yeah that's what it is uh sane sane uh Aryan Ariane sorry if I'm saying your name wrong I said it wrong when you sub two right yeah that's the part I don't want to say it out loud because it's a spoiler if someone wants to look through track and see it yeah it's kind of a vague spoiler though yeah that that is not a good part of the story what did the Orcs eat play uh Golem and you'll figure it out you'll see what do you think of Harry Potter I've read Harry Potter every Harry Potter book except for the first one I don't know why I started with the second one though I have no idea why I didn't read the first one um I like it like I think Harry Potter's pretty good I've only read them once though Lord of the Rings absolutely yeah they're very readable if I read them now maybe I would feel differently I haven't tried reading Lord of the Rings in a long time and I didn't I read Harry Potter originally when I was in my late teens early 20s I didn't love them they're not my favorite books or anything but like yeah they're all right one of the strengths of those books is that something interesting happens on almost every single page there's not a single page that goes by that there is not something going on that you that either builds into industry or is like a detail that comes back later not that or some exchanges and characters like it's uh it's really good for that foreign which way do we want to go do you want to go back across the bridge and climb it was right there wasn't it I feel like we didn't explore down here oh we did this is where we came from red Song of Ice and Fire I've tried to read Game of Thrones many times and I can't get past it I can't even finish the first book I get so unbelievably bored my best attempt I think I got about 60 through it and then I have to stop just so boring what is so boring like I try to read Game of Thrones before it was even a show Okay so this isn't being being a hipster like I tried like years before it became a show I try to read um uh Game of Thrones and just so so bored it was actually actually was down here it wasn't a [ __ ] hell I found her guide one I could sense her for miles away oh my sweet Elena please let me hold her Elena here there my baby I missed you so much good what do you think my baby adorable lie look she's a cute baby that's a puppet she's a cute baby that's right granted me my only wish here's a weapon wait a later happy now thank you so much kind one please accept my heartfelt gratitude in the form of this weapon feel records you obtain while playing the game can be played using the gramophone at the hotel you can listen to the music on the records to attain Humanity Humanity wow they're just like they're just going for it huh all right when we come back is she gonna be eating the baby what kind of reflection Game of Thrones is interesting in ways that Lord of the Rings isn't I think uh George RR Martin said this in an interview once and it's a pretty good a pretty good point that he says um something about how there's this cleanness the Lord of the Rings that you just assume everything's gonna be okay but it doesn't get into any details like is is Aragorn going to be a good ruler in terms of like what's his tax policy all this other [ __ ] like like the real nitty-gritty details of like what running this place would actually be like the Game of Thrones gets into instead you know so that for that part it's it's infinitely more interesting than than Lord of the Rings of poor [ __ ] you know however in terms of how it's written it falls into the exact same traps of just like overly wrought on on World building setting the scene takes [ __ ] forever like I don't need to know everything I don't need to drift through a city I don't need to know about what this guy smells like and looks like and like let's go through all the cities and describe everything that's going on before we finally get into the scene of dialogue that's going to take like [ __ ] like just a fraction of the whole entire chapter like like it's just so annoying and slow and I understand that some people really like that I'm not saying you're objectively wrong for disliking or subjectively bad obviously I need to clarify that because some people might think I am but I don't like it it's too slow I'd rather get into just like more things happening that said I don't like a lot of where contemporary fiction is going at the moment where everything is so Snappy and doesn't leave scenes with room to breathe there's a happy medium that's not being found between a lot of uh between that and a lot of contemporary fiction but like man oh man it's way too far in the other direction when it comes to Game of Thrones The Wheel of Time and Lord of the Rings I think that Robin Hobb does it really well uh even the robin HOV loves Lord of the Rings which I hate uh I hate that she said that um but like uh there's definitely like a marriage between the two that makes it more readable with still giving ideas and room to breathe in the uh in the plot which are books are Infinity better than this yes switcher books were much better even when The Witcher books become and then they walk walk walk walk walk walk walk walk Walking in the in the big um Saga they're still more direct and more going on even though that is my least favorite part of those books yeah hmm sorry Chad I'm learning foreign laughs okay a lot of improvement there on getting deflections but I have to look at their animations really closely hmm I'm not sure if I like that or not and I read I mean that genuinely I'm not sure sometimes I say I don't know if I like that to mask the fact that I don't like it I'm not ready to commit yet but this time I'm really genuinely saying I'm not sure will you be my friend everyone is gone I'm all alone now no I won't be sorry I'm sorry if I'm asking this too often but generally curious I haven't seen anything else was fine when you criticize real time in The Witcher video are you just criticizing the pattern or do you dislike that series uh I'm criticizing the pattern I think that real time is is decent I haven't finished it I think I've read the first four books when I started reading real the time uh it wasn't done yet Robert Jordan was dead but it was but it wasn't done yet oh what's his name hadn't coming in uh Sanderson hasn't had to come in in chemistry yet one day I'll go back and finish it I think at one point in in the Real Time Books someone starts acting erratically because the profit prophecy says that they're going to do something so therefore I'm I'm Invincible because that hasn't happened yet and the prophecy is never wrong so I don't need to do and I think that's actually pretty the most interesting way that they use it the uh the rest of it is like I I hate it when it's like oh the prophecy is the writer story planning notes and we have to go along with the prophecy because that's what the writer said it's just a really cheap way of getting character motivation and puppet destroys amulet what is the longest book you've read it's either going to be the chronicles of Amber by Roger zielinski or The Stand by Stephen King I think both of those the longest books that I've read both of those are longer than cash 2 cash 22 is a pretty long book too I think it's gonna be one of those too use a star fragment at the cracks calling next to the boss area to summon a specter it will help your character in a boss battle no I'm good so there's a boss battle in here spoilers the uncut the stand is [ __ ] insanely long that's the one I read yep very long book really good too I liked it a lot probably my favorite King book did you ever read name of the win by Patrick rothfuss no I'm waiting for him to be done with it before I start reading that full flag foreign guy and I got the 86 stuff in my head I'm sorry it's been a long time since I read that oh it's just the Uber police guy [ __ ] coffee martorius graft Washington oh yeah oh my God can I get a okay all right sure for my weapon for a winning what was that Bart Simpson I'm gonna come at you and if you get in the way it's your own fault that was pretty funny foreign have you read Le Guin oh is that the uh the Earth sea is that liquid or C I haven't no but I would like to red attacks can be perfectly uh blocked like with this oh the souls go out outside the fog door interesting all right what's this oil door uh they can also be physically avoided you can't Dodge through them but you can't Dodge away from them if you know the arc that is going to come at you at sandon branderson goat I don't know I've never read anything of this foreign that's cool man oh man okay so I'm not really understanding why some of those uh coming in the combo are not deflections I wonder if I'm I'm missing the the timing on the first one and I'm locked into guard State and I'm letting go of the button on the controller but the character is not going back to neutral for me to get the guard I wonder if that's what's happening because I feel like my timing is right after the first one but I'm not getting deflections pretty tight on the timing though can you recap The Story So Far there isn't really a story to recap just yet for Pinocchio the city has gone to [ __ ] with all the robots that used to be friendly going crazy through something called the frenzy and right now we're just doing what we're told yeah this boss is really good I like it a lot all right foreign thank you oh no not a grab attack anything but a grab attack so bad he still hurt so over all right this boss is actually really cool I like it a lot I'm loving how Joe's playing it why what am I doing am I doing something wrong is it because I'm playing like a Sakura I like the deflection do you think Sakura Perry was too lenient with this 30 Frame Window are you trying to roast me all right whoa whoa hold on what the hell he didn't drop his card [ __ ] too early too late foreign yeah you do have to stand in the red circle to get to get the special all right weird foreign [Music] thank you [Music] too slow [Music] uh two early thank you that's right I really like this boss chat this is one of the best like Souls like bosses I've seen that doesn't come from fromsoft there's a really good flow to this fight I like that uh when he goes into phase two it adds like every single time he does a big attack it leaves lightning thing on the ground you need to move this is really good there's a lot going for this I like it a lot foreign I'm struggling to think of a of a like a boss fight from a non-non from software Souls like that's that's like on this level they must exist we might have played some but uh I can't think of one off the top of my head right now like this is pretty good like it looks good too like it looks good there's stuff going on it's got a good phase change it's not it's not too difficult but it's not too easy either like I'm dying to it it's good bro this is better than Market I'm My Own that was La Mayo and Mio together let's not go crazy eldering fans aren't going to tolerate that okay and some of them are still in my chapter oh no would I do that foreign Okay so okay grabs the problem I think I'm done yeah I'm dead Okay grab is pretty brutal that's a really punishing attack can I block it if I [ __ ] up the does he it's not red but it could still grab me through the block right because it's a grab attack and grab attack soft and do that in these kinds of games hmm I must say thank you to people as well sorry about that thank you too Mr Pebbles 22 for the new stuff welcome welcome Mr Pebbles thank you very much thank you for the new sub hopefully I'm saying that right somewhere close welcome welcome thank you very much thank you Aram for the resupp Sean MOG Jen for the rest of as well hugs not drugs also for the resub sakurine coffee or sakuran coffee for the new sub I'm actually not 100 sure how to say that word I think I got it right right thank you rush welcome welcome no hope for my queer asses here and he's resubscribing thank you very much no hope for my queer ass and thank you teraflop also for the new sub welcome welcome thank you very much queer ass queer ass I wonder if we should have leveled up our sword or something I feel like we're not doing that much damage to him but I think it's possible I'll try a couple more times than if we can't get him down I'll go upgrade my sword if we can how many gifted for a FaceCam stream uh I was on co-option if you want to see what I look like I also did a FaceCam stream of hat in time if you want to go see it it's one of the first streams on the second Channel if you want to go see what I look like I'm not a handsome man however in my defense I purposefully like shaved and also cut my hair for that so I look different at the moment I usually keep a big beard I was also very uncomfortable foreign all right here 's fire s [Music] nope suck man that sucked all right he's pretty tough is he tougher on my bad use lb plus y for attacks I'd rather learn to just be good at the game than than do easy mode I should be using my uh my my why more often for uh for extra damage oh holy [ __ ] teraflop subscribed thank you very much teraflop sorry I missed it thank you thank you to our flop uh thank you generic Gary for the 50 gift Subs holy [ __ ] that is a lot just around trying using your arm and weapon Arts it's nice to learn this early uh the publishing we have I tried and I got hit I don't need this that much damage does it I'll try him when we get inside the weapon Arts I should be using more for sure yeah I think so that's so many good stuff thank you so much today Gary Gary 63 damage doesn't seem worth it I'm bad at that I think I have these ones the close-up ones mostly down instead of swapping it up but the long distance ones I have trouble I always walk too a little too a little too late okay you have plenty of time to do that okay whoa sorry what what thank you no all right back into the left [ __ ] robbed yeah it was I robbed or was that a skill issue was a little too slow okay this box looks kind of stupid really I think it's pretty good like I'm dying because I'm [ __ ] up I'm not dying because he's unfair anything he's pretty good there's lots of times where I um where I can sneak in attacks and I'm not doing it because I'm not too comfortable his big attacks that have the wind up that I know the the Parry on um you can slip in an attack for it for sure I like the animation a lot yeah I like them too does a graph deal like [ __ ] or is it fair it depends if I can block it without parrying it then I think it's fine but if it's not red and it goes through the block then I think it's [ __ ] yeah in general though I don't like grabs in these games because they just don't feel fun try the other arm with this nice tiger damage the puller is good versus small Moses separation all the uh the the legion arm yeah if I did that it does a lot of damage that might be good but I'm gonna stick with what I have for now all right so you have to be perfectly still when you do that [Music] turn thank you no no he ran out no come on oh God damn it oh God damn it it ran out in the middle of the strike God damn [ __ ] I wonder if Finn would be better than me at this game right now if uh because it's a new game if we both start playing I guess the souls experience I have would uh would carry over more than his because he sells them in Dark Souls 1. is trying to get deflections hard mode it seems like the game wants you to do the deflections and I'm enjoying that uh quite a lot actually it's like slower Sakura which I think has its place is the Boss run back annoying and not really it doesn't really matter I don't feel it very much thank you let's try dodging thank you foreign okay I think dodging is better um for the ones where he gets electrified on the ground because then you dodge you get out of the lightning patch and you can get a hit in afterwards all right should we see if we can upgrade our weapon because maybe someone is screaming sorry that's a long windup yeah I wonder I feel like maybe if you don't wait uh the boss will attack right away after you um what should we call it if you try and Dodge sooner then that triggers the boss to hit you because you didn't wait for the timing it seems like it's tuned like that not sure how'd you like the heels in this game Justin was asking earlier I think it's pretty good I like that you can you can try and get a deflection and if you [ __ ] it up you have a chance to get some of your health back after the block seems like a good system whereas if you dodge you don't get that chance back seems like a well-balanced risk and reward I know you dreaded the day sorry the day your children will be able to crush you a video I mean like Finn's already better than me at something at uh juvenile card oh we can upgrade our weapon all right let's see if that makes a big difference uh where's our Ergo let's use let's just use all these my way around all right we're one short of recording it again so we're plus two okay do you do any did you do any Dark Souls games at level one I have not no I've never done that do you want to change our arm too cannot be changed here do we have a new one unlocked let's see we don't this one does seem better for the fight let's try it I don't know if I'm gonna use the range one I don't really like it all that much and I don't think we can level up right we don't have enough Souls no we don't okay do people IRL ever recognize your voice uh nope the kids always ask who the hell are you uh no I've never met anyone who's recognized me or like I'm I'm nowhere near that famous thank you cake Jambo for the new sub thank you very much Kate jamble and thank you again to generic Gary for very generous Gary for the 50 Subs I think Joe would grab the family and run out of talent town today a fan showed up and recognized them exactly yeah are you the most famous person for monthly I don't think so no he's the only non-npc uh there though whoa what shade against Lily and my kids what the hell does the arm do a lot of stagger damage because I just hit him and it doesn't do that much it does all right foreign all right foreign I thought it was gonna get him there I was playing really well until I [ __ ] up the uh I went for the the Stagger and he went out of stagger State uh when I went for him so you hit the punish that really quickly that's pretty hard well if you had a Tony Hawk moment we have to show your ID to someone and they go oh you look so much like that guy Joseph Anderson but that's not your name so I guess it's just a coincidence I would have to uh spaghetti Poker Face really really hard yeah bit lights would probably be red and Easter Terry Pratchett you just have to add to Sir huh just have to have the sir I've read only you can save mankind if not you who else and I've read good almonds that's it no Discord sorry why is the range on the Claymore so low oh hold on what was that oh you don't have to do like you can you can light into a heavy charge oh that's easier all right I like that I'm learning foreign you [ __ ] serious bro yeah so he can get you through the grab it looks like uh the block that sucks good morning oh [ __ ] thank you here what was the how did I stun him what really really it just ran out what what no [ __ ] that's so hard that's such a tight timing and he'll [ __ ] Dodge away when you try to do it too wow that is not a reliable way of getting free damage hmm do you think that if you get the first hit of your R2 that should extend it just for like enough time that if the second one's about to land it should knock him down like I really feel like it should like if you try oh should it Flash before hmm I don't know foreign thank you foreign okay we did it oh [ __ ] all right [ __ ] hell oh I suck so bad I'm really enjoying the fight though this is a really good fight I'm having a lot of fun I thought that was it too sorry chat Hey Joe I want to ask you a rather complicated question I've been thinking for a while about nope I lied I demand everyone in twitch chat upload the switch feature requests to log who resolves predictions and I need you to read it out death to the Rogue mod is this a problem that's like like every twitch chat has a rogue mod is it like Lich King no there must always be a rogue mod I could see it happening a lot just talking about web browser tabs how did you have open now I think I have about six open all right 142 for a light attack how much do I have you foreign there what all right my little too close to him or do I have to do the double box back when he does that are we still alive we're still alive we're still in it tonight foreign is right now my brain is going use the last heel so you're charging up a new one while you hit him look look at the gains it's efficient this is this is my sickness chat I am legitimately tempted to [ __ ] heal again right now no it's not two Dodge backs [ __ ] I'm too close to him maybe maybe the timing's wrong realize I frames through it before [Music] foreign we're getting close I'll get him soon I'll get him soon I'm a little embarrassed it's taking me this long but he is pretty hard for me I don't know if this is a hard fight or if it's just the way I'm playing it but we'll get him soon we're getting really close you dodged the side of the grab not backwards I'm like like the times that I'm doing it am I going like I'm definitely going backwards but am I going backwards left maybe I need to go backwards left instead of straight back you know hitted him until 50 yeah I'm definitely getting better it's just certain attacks are are um getting me in the second phase I'm not too great with some of them yet and also I keep going for the stun and I'm taking extra damage because I think I can sneak the stun in and I'm just not that good yet I thinking that sneaking the sun is definitely the way to play at a higher level though foreign foreign nope nope it's uh I think on my premature times or I'm too close to him [Music] foreign [Music] all right oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] all right oh man the Dodge is away that he does when you're going for the stun oh man okay so when he does the big electric thing up in the air there's a ring around behind me that I can walk into deal damage stay close to him and Dodge some of that maybe even get some free hits but my problem is I'm playing too conservatively in phase two and phase two there's all these moments that could be chipping and damage when he's going for his red attack and [ __ ] and I'm not doing it because I'm concentrating so hard on getting deflection timing down I need to be comfortable I need to just go for it like I am in phase one I just seem to slip in those those hits and if I do that he would have been dead like way earlier than that so we'll see all right foreign here we go that's better foreign [Music] yeah all right pretty clean pretty clean actually or charge storage battery broken whatever core okay chat I gotta say that was a really really good fight I am really surprised how good of a fight that was we started the game and it was like okay good Aesthetics good feel and we got through the first area and the first boss like okay it's tutorial boss it was pretty good but it was kind of a pushover and then the second area I was like okay what is it doing it's really it's running out of steam already and then we get here and that was I'm really struggling to think of a boss in these inner Souls like that isn't made by from that is better than that that was a really really really good fight like holy [ __ ] that was a good boss Neo even Neo Neo has some some pretty good boss fights but I feel like I'm too [ __ ] at the game to fully appreciate the intricacies of the boss fights there are some really good boss fights in Neo but I think even even better than Neo hmm and I really like Neo high-powered energy originating far away that's one mystery solved why don't we make a legion arm with it Mr vanini is the expert when it comes to Legion okay but I'm pretty sure I can make one the puppets get fried easily by electricity if you use an electric Legion arm it'll make your life easier fall maninis okay foreign it's a melee attack foreign attack 404 you say damage not found all right 179 for a light heavy is not that much more actually what about just a normal attack 170 did he take more damage because he was glowing White what oh okay it's built up a debuff on him how's this boss compared to soulsborne bosses I mean like from soft is no stranger to really [ __ ] bosses don't get me wrong you heard about the blade of Nikola that fight's actually pretty good um I know my way around a weapon can we upgrade the walk button I wonder if I would have liked that more if I was using a faster weapon to weave more maybe I don't want the slower weapon for this one what's the long sword equivalent do you think the the puppet saber blade is better now let's keep going what we have until we find a couple more weapons and then we'll decide if we're gonna switch foreign Humanity I'll look at that on the record this is very code vein huh oh this is getting copyright claimed [Music] alive [Music] he is on the second floor he can hardly wait to see you I'll use my power to help you [Music] touch the oil change inside me oh I feel good [Music] I feel good just add some critique what do you think of this ballad oh sweet summer child do you really think the YouTube copyright Bots are gonna care if I'm talking what's going on do you even think it's gonna get to someone who's gonna make a judgment call like that [Music] all right we're getting our hair done oh returned forget the sentimental father for worrying about his son always remember that you're precious to me even when I asked you to do something dangerous so it's Mega Man speaking of which there's a factory just beyond Elysium Boulevard it's packed with with my friend the stop them but he never came back please go save him and shut down the factory um P organs are the source of your powers collect courts to get the strength you need heartbeats make me anxious why because it makes me think of my heart beating and how my heart is always beating and it's just like it just feels so exhausting to be a heart and I think is that going to make my heart get away this is a lot of anxiety about Heartbeats it'll be extremely dangerous if anyone has ill intentions be careful who you tell about this place especially if they're stalkers or Alchemists be wary of dangerous people people and always be a good boy to me okay use the P organ to slots to activate your character's latent abilities equip quartz on the P organ to obtain its corresponding effect a few equip courts in each of the slots in a single group you can get the group Synergy effect each time this energy effect can you quiet music soon what is this Path of Exile [ __ ] on the screen right now you can get a greater variety of effects and take your P organs to higher phases [Music] phase one link Dodge all right we're okay it's so weird to move this okay increase pulse cells [Music] I'm I'm so confused all right so we have we have this one [Music] if I slot a quartz in here I my Springs are reacting if I put my Quartz in here I get plus one pulse cells still all right all right so if I put in the P organ can I switch it out afterwards hold on do I have to do a Geppetto or what tear isn't it activate my P organ all right here we go so this is ADD Fable slot so that's for Fable weapon honestly those don't feel very good to me increased staggerable window increases time of enemy startups all that we need we need that link Dodge enables another Dodge in the middle of a Dodge motion that sounds awesome let's try it let's try this so if I put one in here I get it increase staggeration one can I do they have to match what they are enhance wait what the [ __ ] what's a legion magazine increase Ergo upon eliminating an enemy one oh that seems really good you get this now and it just it just pays for itself throughout the whole entire run right that seems really good charge Legion when eliminating an enemy that seems good too lower charge attack stamina consumption perfect guard Fable charge enhance one increase weapon durability recovery speed one survival type lower damage while dodging one lower damage when discharged one enhanced fatal attack pulse cell charge enhanced Guard recruiter gain recovery fatal attack Fable Arts increased staggeration I feel like we want increased stagger duration but how much is it is it like is like a second or what uh increased stagger attack increase the Stagger attack of treasure that we don't really use um we don't really use hard charge attacks to generate stagger we're mostly about um uh blocking seems like there's nothing about that perfect guard Fable chart that seems pretty good we do that a lot but it's not too much I definitely want the gain increase or go upon unlimited enemies let's see how this works use quartz to activate abilities all right I'm doing it all right so do I have this now can I take it out [Music] no oh God really oh you can only pit put one quartz effect in each one okay uh I kind of like the perfect guard Fable charge enhanced but is there anything else we could do Chris Fable Arts attack one we don't really use that that much enhanced charge stagger it's the duration let's get duration for sure all right so I filled both and now I have it okay so that's how it works can I get all of them in Phase One if so quartz is really valuable all right so what is this going to look like enables another Dodge in the middle of a Dodge motion so I can change the direction of my Dodge what maybe it's only the Quick Step thing me any sorry and I'll fill in the gaps venini works is the puppet's main base themselves the Nini himself went to stop them but he's an industrialist not a fighter rescue venini and shut down his Factory that will deny the puppets their reinforcements okay let's go do it I don't want to fuss around too much with the story at the moment do we want to like use all of our items that we got for more souls let's do it let's level up because once the green bar is bigger than the red bar we can actually start leveling up our uh our damage is Stromboli in this game it does sound like a spaghetti doesn't it or a pasta spaghetti oh my God so uncultured uh thank you to uh Quirrell for the reason I'm thinking which Coral thank you generic Gary for for subbing himself thank you generic generous Gary thank you Teddy Roosevelt for the resub thank you zornhau for a specific amount of bits six two six bits I see the number six two six all the time I wonder when I die I'm gonna look at a clock as I'm fading away and see 626 on the time or something hi Joe have been rewatching the vods where you play through this wire tutorial and these are so much fun hope you might consider streaming this game again someday enjoy lies of P I would like to place the Spire again sometimes I played all my own time yeah I'm not very good at it I play better when I'm streaming thank you static toss seven for the resub Drew carrymore for the rest of as well oh yeah evernights a windmill for three sub unzips Pier Oregon thank you a windmill thanks and thank you T pizzle also for the resub thank you very much now that we have a moment to talk yeah you must understand city is on its Deathbed spreads too fast and the puppets Rampage everywhere nobody knows what caused the disaster everyone in crot is just trying to survive that's why I found you our only hope it was puppet we're both unique I am able to wield the power of ergo power I used to call on you that's all I can say for now please save maybe she's the lost boss and as you fight her she drains your levels away that she gives you you get progressively weaker throughout the fight that'd be pretty cool uh so we have should we ship greater damage I think I think getting the 22 into into vigorous I think enough what's capacity dude Legion and wait I don't think we need to wait up right now let's get what's the motivity up okay do you sell anything new welcome to Hotel Pro hey homelander no nothing new okay did you ever play neo2 only for a little bit I'd like to get back to it I enjoyed it I'd have to play Neo again and neo2 and see how it compared to this boss fight this boss fight was so impressive to me and I don't know if that's this is gonna sound so shitty to say but I don't know if it's because my standards are in the toilet when it comes to a Souls like that isn't made by from um maybe that's not fair but like this really impressed me that it felt like a really really really good fight so I'm I'm impressed at the moment he said impressed and press impressed and pressed communication so hard anyway about four hours I'll be right back I'm gonna go pee get up and walk around you can see the whole time see you later foreign foreign man I really like lies of peace first level but the second level was more like ladders of P am I right Gamers oh nice one plus two like it's a plus two for me did we get anything else from the boss did we get a new amulet increases damage inflicted on puppets oh we did okay Crush Crush Crush the Executioner puppet didn't know the reason or significance but carried out his role okay that's too late though what happens when the weight gets too high oh we're slightly heavy now uh oh what a slightly heavy mean it means our Dodge roll recovery is a bit slow interesting how much more damage that seems important maybe we should put a lighter one on and then we're less we're not heavy anymore all right there we go friends bench friends faded whistle Enigma assembly tool collectible a faded police whistle it's been worn smooth from use what the children blew the whistle for their friends he may have been discarded as a failure but in those moments at least he was the children's police officer is that for the kid in the window maybe was this uh was this Murphy well go see foreign oh look it's on there the whistle's on there do you speak any other languages Beyond English I can barely speak English uh no I don't I learned some German in high school but the high school I was in did not teach languages very well I wasn't in Canada long enough at an early age to start to start being taught French and in Wales it was the opposite it was like we moved over and uh I think I had like a lesson for humor to Canada and then when I came back everyone was so far advanced in terms of speaking well should I just be involver to learn if only we could play together like we used to Murphy I miss you oh if only we could Murphy okay no is there another one no huh can you use the whistle uh I don't think so hey that sound all right you're right chat is that you Murphy I know that whistle it must be Murphy ah thanks for coming by I want to play what I feel too sick I I don't think I can I miss Zach and Sophie and Eric I wish we could all play Eric radiant Ergo fragment oh it's nice so he died huh he died okay so I can Dodge much faster oh that's really good actually huh try the whistle again I heard someone whistling just now is it gone it's dead what's that sound is it from the game or the microphone if it's in the microphone it's probably the wind my window's open and it's pretty stormy here lately laughs foreign oh we should have went to the checkpoint very yarn them right yarnum meets half-life it's kind of yarn them at least tell me the game's been good so far I'm looking forward to it yeah it's been pretty good the boss we just did was was excellent don't wait where did you find the whistle please right here at bench friends who made this game chatted let me show you to you uh chat who made this game Society made this game I don't know who it is the Nini Works everything you see here belongs to the Nini the classiest player and most brilliant inventory crotch just ask him not just puppets almost every machine and tram and crot is supplied from here you gotta be curious about the guy what kind of person is he I wish we could find him he's still kicking destroyed oh no rumbleds all right foreign okay oh these things are creepy okay they seem to be weak to lightning Maybe what phone do you use uh Samsung Note something I don't know offhand sorry I'm not a big phone person I use my phone quite a lot um this is the first smartphone that I've gotten a lot of use out of I had a Windows Phone a long time ago I didn't really use it all that much um I was pretty late getting a cell phone couldn't afford it for a long time but I use my phone a lot now but I'm not it's big on the tech I don't get excited by the CrossFit getting a new phone or whatever do you have games on your phone I have variant Sudoku on my phone but apart from that no I don't have any any games on phone I don't really play games on my phone I watch YouTube on my phone I do variant Sudoku and I text uh naughty things to Lily like what do you want from Burger King or make sure you text me the order so I don't forget when I get there slide all right what I'm forgetful are those cans for Taco Bell drama does like taco but sorry I don't think I've ever had Taco Bell Joe I have that I'm sorry I've never partaken of the Taco Bell and I read the opportunity I would like to my I've learned something about myself last week I think I'm starting like tacos better than burrito usually I was a burrito boy but now I feel like I'm turning into a taco man still like the burrito soft or hard shell soft that's gotta get a base right based soft shell is based uh yeah the taco man correct exactly okay you know what I'm just throwing past and getting the the ergo back oh there's so many of them foreign Taco Bell is one of those things that's like really gross but you still really crave it sometimes right is a hot dog a sandwich and we're not doing this really gross and dramatic but yeah all right sorry Taco Bell is perfect drunk food how often are you getting drunk that you have like drunk food in this economy how are you funding your drunken escapades in 2023 foggy day why is it saying the day this is like just the the time move here all right well there's something we've missed over there drunk food is a mindset inebriation isn't required it's amazing I knew that it was balder before I read the username after reading that out we play Resident Evil 4 DLC I mean probably eventually yeah I really really enjoyed Resident Evil 4 remake that was a really good time selected from this cast of a little abusive intrusive for me our Latino [Music] but now you know what I'm called you and I Wanna Know for as soon as I learned that's one riddle burn and I do love a mystery don't you now does he know your city how long is this going for the waiting part nine morning is numbering for human [Applause] soul s it's gonna be monster I'm not I'm not that sad how do we know you didn't just write twice a day just by random still promise is a promise our Latino tell him what he'll get again doors and keys and keys and doors the subjects of puzzles and griddles Galore my next riddle won't be so simple to track [Applause] my Springs are reacting all right what's the Trinity key for does it open something that gives me a quartz because I would like a quartz Court seemed pretty good Christ for the reason Christ Joe do you ever watch never knows best I feel like your styles are entirely dissimilar I think never knows best the only video I've watched of theirs was the one on adult games I think that's the only one I've I've watched from them that's the same person right I think he did that one fairly certain oh igne and I thought it was pretty good I think you Aaron explosives for the new sub as well thank you very much Aaron yeah it's called Aaron explosives that one got the latest did it really oh man yeah I remember never knows best had some problem with this channel right did he get it resolved it got completely demonetized was it because of that video someone said that uh Taco Bell discontinued their most popular item that seems like bad business to me capitalism hates this chain what's the chain for some something double cheese taco or something someone said something like that the most disgusting food item from any fast food place that I like and is also got discontinued was the KFC double down or whatever that didn't have a bun and instead it was two pieces of fried chicken with some cheese and bacon or whatever the [ __ ] between the two things and I looked at that and they had it for a long time and I was like there's no way that's good there's no way that's good and then some someday they were having like a free promotion so they kind of like just like it's coming with it so you have to have it you know you can't say no it's illegal and I'm like okay fine [ __ ] it I'll take it and I went home and I ate it and it was good oh man I was like I'm eating it and I was so upset I was like oh God damn it I'm this kind of person that likes this [ __ ] like it was good electric Blitz is effective for subduing puppets get out if you're not a stalker I've only had it once so I was able to resist the Allure of getting them again but like it was so good foreign s do you still hold the Silent Hill two string opinion of when you said if it has has meat and is less than a dollar it will make your butthole holler you know what it sounds like something I said that does sound like something I've said yeah yeah I think that's that's true yep honestly in this economy and that we're talking Canadian I think the absolute minimum that you should be spending on food for a meal from a place that you shouldn't be suspicious of the quality of now this is absolute minimum is like five bucks if anything costs less than five bucks you should be looking this and going hmm how are they cutting these Corners to get there I'm not saying that's a good thing I don't think that the current state of like prices and [ __ ] is good but I think that if it's cheaper than that you should be a little little uh a little worried oh by the way PSA because we we recently like confirmed this like over a couple a couple of times getting food um if you're the kind of person that a lot of you are gonna go yeah well done I knew this already but maybe it'll help some people if you're the kind of person that orders like um takeout to get delivered through one of like the the ubereats or skip the dishes services or whatever um you should know that the prices are inflated on the menu when you order it so you might think oh it's just I'm ordering the food and it's the cost of delivery plus the tip for the for the driver or whatever like in whatever service charge the place charges no the prices are also higher for the menu items than if you went to the place yourself so there's like a lot of hidden um uh like a Buffs to the price of the food that you might not know about it's not just delivery fees oh yeah I mean duh I mean I think it's easy to think though because of all the fees that you'd be like okay like the price of the food are going to be the same but they're not it's quite a bit more actually I think it's about like depending on the place I think it's between 20 and 33 a third more why am I bad at the screenshot are tips necessary to give though I think that if someone is driving your food to you that you should tip them out I think you should tip delivery drivers and servers at a restaurant you definitely shouldn't tip when you go and pick up although sometimes I'm scared and I still do depends on the place there's a place I go and and they have like earned my patronage regularly because they do this when I go and pick it up they um automatically exit out the tip option like there's no like oh are you gonna give us a tip can we stick with the body they cancel it out when they uh when they do it without being over the counterwork is like mythology Subway absolutely not thank you here's a weird one if someone if you order like an appliance like like a fridge or something like a heavy Appliance or a couch and they and they come to deliver to you should you tip the people that that bring it to your house I think yes you should not tip anyone ever [Music] I mean I want to live in that world but we don't what if I use it now will you go away can't be used enemies nearby all right oh man this game's hard Chuck these enemies are tanky even the little Trash like Crash Test Dummies around are pretty tanky servers already make minimum wage uh in New Brunswick why are they deserving the tips and not other minimum wage workers because they I'm trying to think of the right word for some reason my brain went to preside like they provide an ongoing service for the whole time that you're there and I think that servers deserve that for putting an extra effort and looking after you while you're there than someone who's just there to take your order and then you're gone with a very quick transaction yeah I was watching the Dengue and Romper streams back recently and I must ask why do you know what monster girl Quest is I don't what's that what's Monster Girl Quest what's that lies of Jay oh oh [Music] you're getting better maybe I'm not respecting the game enough like if I sit there and concentrate and actually look for the timings instead of just trying to hit and run on trash packs it goes better how's the game's exploration so far probably the weakest part of it the level designing going around has not been that interesting to me it's kind of filler I feel like those wheels are a Dark Souls reference it's actually a berserk reference because it popped on another one popular what do you mean corruption no I'm I'm leaving goodbye puppet of the future yeah you're in the future for real because we're not fighting you yet you're in our future there's no way we're fighting in [ __ ] swampses steal it yeah he's he's for it too okay cool see you later let's drain the swamp what do you think about neostructure I like neostructure it knew what it was it was very self-contained and this feels like it's going to be self-contained with like little bridging Parts between the levels but I found Neo was more interesting with what you could do I don't know Neil just it's kind of weird about Neo that I couldn't put my finger on when we played it that just felt kind of off I'd liked it a lot I wasn't really good at excuse me the creeps Something's Gonna jump out any second it's okay pal Germany's looking out for you it sounds like he's talking somewhere else I was really bad at fluxing and fluxing is a really important part of Neo's combat that I couldn't get down properly it was just too much for me but I really like that it's there I like it when games have optional systems like that that you can get really good at over time when you return to the game but I felt like I wasn't vibing with Neo's combat quite as much as I should have been because of that Neo feels cheap to me as far as level designs go for some reason yeah I would agree cheap is a really good word not again [ __ ] yeah cheap is a really good way of describing it I would agree with that all of this guy with this tiny little wheel trying to be his hero the guy with the big wheel outside oh maybe one day I'll be one of those big robots with the even bigger wheel but right now I'm going around with this so here we go I'm just a gear ahead for now big bro thank you I actually really never felt Neo's level Design This cheap no not cheap like that I don't know sorry I don't know if that's what what that chatter was talking about I mean it's in terms of like like quality it felt kind of cheap I don't know how to explain this I know it's not a very good descriptive word I'm not talking about fairness sheep is a weird word I agree so is Witcher Witcher is a weird word from what I play the neo2 it felt like an improvement to me in that game from the 01 foreign like cheap production was yeah but I don't think the game is blocking in budget or anything else that just kind of I don't know like just kind of thrown together just kind of haphazardly with the assets even I don't know I don't know how to explain it that makes it sound like it's it's cheap in an unfairness way but it's not really Neo is pretty fair all right it's it's the Box boss oh foreign just a box with a health bar all right that was cool kick oh oh oh I'm leaving hell with you dude motivity crank a crank invented at the workshop adjustment to weapon handles this area is much more interesting than what happened what came before all right that was like a checkpoint alright cool [Applause] I wonder if you can kill the robot of the future right then and there so it's like Dark Souls it's very much like Dark Souls all right here we go what oh damn all right oh oh die jobu once you get someone from Dark Souls 2 the double shield bro there was another game that had like a two-shield guy that was really tough it was that okay he's really weak to that thank you [Music] foreign easy peasy easy peasy okay you know what I hate that the game is making me use all my different uh movesets and everything like I can't just be a basic boy and just use like Dodge roll and my weapon attack like code vein Joe would be ashamed right now you're actually making me go all out basic weapon but who are you okay this looks oh you're not dead yeah for sure yeah I knew it wait where does it go oh it goes down oh so do we oh all right all right okay I thought maybe there was a secret down there but okay all right thank you lots of P IC is this the future robot area no it's not this gives me corruption right okay am I like supposed to just eat the corruption foreign I had so much fun when Finn first got the sun's Fortress he was so upset oh it was so much fun I told them to get good so many times all right we're kicking the slider down oh the ladder was here the whole time oh what the hell I love Sun's Fortress it's pretty good right foreign I wonder if I should have upgraded my weapon more at this point I feel like my sword is my damage output's really weak oh shoot your robot looks neat I like that you know what shot I'm going for it this feels like you sneak around him and drain the swamp right corruption dude foreign [Music] oh [ __ ] oh we're okay foreign [Music] faster snake it won't kill you right oh no corruption occurs when corruption damage builds up when the status effect triggers your characteristics drains use purification and peel to remove status elements it doesn't Okay phew I thought for it might be like curse from from uh from Dark Souls for a second there all right thoughts on having the red circle for indicator do critical attack I think it's but then the alternative of having your character teleport to that specific place whenever you do an attack next to them maybe the part of the enemy could just glow instead instead of it being like a circle like I think that happens as well but the red circle might be Overkill I'm not sure which route did you pick near the end of the main story of blood and wine the first time you played it uh I've beaten blood and wine three times I think the first time I'm trying to think of how to say without spoilers I got the good ending the first time let's put it that way I really like the the ending of one wine or the the choice uh of them oh I okay here's a better way to do it uh I want fairy tale fairy tale there you go fairy tale mostly happy there you go I really like the context of the choice the blue one gives you it's a it's a talking point in the video for quite a bit actually how even though players don't many players will only see one choice the fact that they do have a significant choice and something different really different can happen makes the the choice that you do go through feel more authentic in a way because this isn't the only way it could have played out it's not just a little like slightly different ending at the end too it's like significantly different [Music] check your new weapons I think we have two new weapons don't we uh booster blade and salamander dagger blade I don't remember picking this up thank you new weapon just drops yo what's the stats on this 130 Plus 12. hmm Fable charge I don't really like the the small one this seems fun should we try this are we heavy slightly heavy back here I thought oh we went up the wrong letter oh damn okay [ __ ] I thought we went up the ladder that was uh it was on the other side okay foreign Ted but we have some healing is there another ladder over here that we didn't get no okay does the blader handle determine move set or maybe both somehow I think the handle determines the move set so if I put the dagger blade on this it would be a tiny little dagger that that has this move set I think pretty cool system actually I like it there's a lot of cool ideas in this game of the Year dropping a bit late this year huh well it's a good clip foreign so what if we did do that what if we do we have to do that at the uh at the bonfire let's see assemble weapons so if we take the the blade from the the dagger and we put it on the the glaive handle and we Assemble is the weight of your vehicle Titus increases your movement speed and stamina recovery speed slow down when you reach the weight limit it greatly slows down your speed upgrade your capacity to increase the weight limit of items you can equip okay all right so now it's just this big thing with a small small dagger okay it seems like it swings significantly faster right boom boom that's really fast I wonder if that there's a lot of damage it's kind of see it is isn't it a lot of like customer um customizability so what moveset do I like the most is there a way I can just like reset all the weapons so I can try them like what if I put the Claymore on the glaive cool thank you what regions would you like to see in what you're for why are you putting that evil on me what the hell put the dagger blade on the blade handle I want to know that what that would even do I just did that what do you mean put the put the glaze the big one on the on the dagger handle so it's a tiny little handle card yeah I wouldn't mind seeing someone else guard [Music] all right okay I don't like fighting here at all what's the red why are we red oh butterfly oh [ __ ] where is it foreign we need to get the hell out of here or else we're never getting our souls back after we uh after we die because we're gonna run out of healing I think you want to lure them back and fight them over here and then and then clear it out do you have a great Blade the handle or both in this game I think you upgrade both but I think so far we've only upgraded the blade all right so what do people want me to do they want me to put the the glaive blade on the dagger handle it's a machete that's neat what's good man look at the cool flexibility and all the different movesets that are supplied by this system of sticking one power weapon to another dynamically you know some might even say fusing them together each with different move sets with varied play Styles and special attacks huh how many are we up to right now and just the beginning of the game damn look at them all huh all right so what's the best one to do I kind of like what we got with the glaze going on I like that all right uh we're over time I don't mind going a little a little bit further uh but I'd like to see another boss I'm sorry I'm done switch game are you shading all of them tears of the Kingdom the game that is going to lose game of the year to Baldur's Gate 3. you'd love to see it what the [ __ ] he loves Baldur's Gate 3 now thing get on I think the system could be improved if you could swap weapon parts without going back to the bonfire like maybe you could say drop the material on the ground first after scrolling through your entire materials menu first yeah definitely don't make a favorite system or any any quick way to macro it or hotkey it no you have to scroll through every single time get the weapon out get the item out drop it on the floor then go up and press lb go through the power that you want Slow Boat targeted with right analog stick absolutely yep that would make it way better foreign oh man another one holy [ __ ] cool all right I mean it's cool but at the same time it's it's just an ax it's literally just an act all right what if the stats are good on it green sweeps admirers seem to follow me everywhere mommy this okay you know what I feel like I'm not fitting in one second all right pleased to see you my stalker friend you made it all the way here unbothered by Ruffians You've Got Talent I've never seen you before but who cares this may well benefit our former client did you catch that subtle whiff of money in the air himself lorenzini vanini is inside this Factory this very moment you caught us on our return trip we have to deny his ridiculous request in person just to be sure it wasn't a joke all we could do was love keep your whiskers up if you're heading in there he is the richest man in crowd or so they say who knows maybe he's handing out bags of money to lift his spirits that seems unlikely no way are we doing that well anyhow best of luck you're carrying the latest edition of The nini's Landmark guide it's the most popular non-fiction work in Kratz these days Maduro wrote the actual guide the venini published and financed it it goes for a premium at the shop but Maduro might not get his cut he went missing recently which of course made that volume more popular than ever you can get all three volumes collectors want that you can get for no 5 000 for it at the shop but you're in luck I have a conscience and a powerful sense of self-preservation I'll let this one go for 500. that's a good investment don't sleep through it you wish you had this and the price is a steal let me know if you have any interest oh absolutely yeah yeah warning this book has been banned if found please report I'm absolutely yeah what could go wrong best of luck to you my friend try ax with dagger handle I can't uh do it right now when we get to the next bonfire we'll try it I thought there's gonna be a boss down here I also feel like we didn't fully explore this area we're pausing it's so trolly for a single moment can you wear the donkey mask with a sailor outfit for you dalmek of course there you go that doing it for anybody oh this outfit might be better what do you think this outfit or the blouse I think I like this this looks pretty good again boo good I think I found my weapon chat I think I found my weapon this is a good weapon oh Trinity key from doing the puzzles you take his clothes I don't think you can you can wear nothing can you no you have to wear something all right where is this this looks familiar is that the checkpoint oh this is where we fought the The Shield robot okay so we can use run back here all right oh for [ __ ] sake question of the day did this factory worker ever think he would be destroyed like a puppet three create one you open the door be one with the great ones Blue Bloods tail coat quartz it's kind of [ __ ] Out chords we digging it that's the box art outfit basically the elite Knight set to this game ah nice all right let's keep it on then I'm all turned around this way foreign that's why I'm so quiet sorry I'm kind of forgetting I'm streaming now then because I'm enjoying the game so much I really like it oh hey dude who the [ __ ] are you mind if I just open right by you there and open the door thanks bud oh oh oh he is not happy okay foreign so we go back the way we came and then we go up the ladder and that's the shortcut battery I feel like we're really close to Boston we can see one more boss and then I'll talk to a couple times and then we get on the Stream back to the Fountain bronzy bronzy I do have a lot of souls we should level up yeah can I just drop down here yeah um tear right all right foreign is that there's no chain off of the R2 all there is was I just loan stamina I must be alone stamina okay cool there is nice all right never mind I take back my curses the more I use my this weapon the more I find myself revoking my earlier criticism foreign that sound effect reminds me of something from a YouTube series foreign okay why is this health so so big chat thank you foreign [Music] attacks you absolutely can hmm even up close I thought maybe it would track you but no you can dodge them so you just can't iframe them what did this do this took fire away it's not you just do no damage if I not kept up with a pretty my weapon Maybe I can believe I can believe it yeah what did I just get uh reduces weapon durability consumption sure that sounds good too slow is there a permanent durability or is it just for sharpening I don't know what happens if you keep using the weapon uh when it gets low I think it's just for sharpening so far it's just kind of busy work but there was a boss earlier that we have to like manage sharpening throughout the fight and I kind of liked it I thought it added something to do while the boss was uh was a was uh fighting or was uh doing something we need to stay away from him I wonder if the if your weapon is fully sharpened if it does more damage if I just keep topping this up throughout the fight I wonder if it does more we haven't tested that all right what did this do it took oh it drained the swamp you can drain the swamp oh okay how's this stuff no it hasn't stopped looks like we didn't go up here oh God damn it get on doctor's confessions all right I'll read this one my name is Clark Shore people call me Dr cure all I intend to confess my sins I actually am not a doctor I made innumerable medicine sales under the guise of it being a cure-all at first even I was sure about my experiment early on the Cure really was effective at neutralizing the petrification disease and why would the great alchemist's records be wrong I know I stole it but I perfectly followed the manufacturing process my cure was perfect but what went wrong I dare not record what the ones who got treated turned into that was literally hell and when I realized that I was the gatekeeper who opened the doors I ran away how can I atone for my sin I only tried to treat patients and earn a few extra coins I'm dying and this is my penitence I also have the petrification disease but I'm not getting the Cure I'd rather Turn to Stone and freeze to death God please forgive my terrible sins the world how much has it been hating this so far I really like the game more full you chatter I think the game is pretty good what's all this lore in here not enjoying the not enjoying the lore oh shortcut my shortcut oh fantastic the pipe fit like a glove well like a pipe that's it idioms you know I'm not a big fan of Jiminy the niji is a jerk apparently dude all right let's go back level up and then we're gonna come back here and we're gonna run through and see if we get a boss and then we'll end the stream fighting a boss foreign have you seen that jobs spread to another big streamer kriken no that's terrifying how'd that happen one of his emotes on the channel now someone redeemed it for one mill of his coins LOL oh wow as the owner of the rights to jobs I am devastated I was not consulted we want to do motivity we get up to 24-14 what about technique okay plus 3121 so what we have right now scales better with technique than motivity right am I reading this right but do we want to invest all points into technique when we can instead level them up kind of evenly just in case we switch later let's do that just in case because we never know if we're gonna stick with something I know my way around someone wanted me to put the fire ax on the dagger handle which is this one yeah all right that's pretty funny I know my way around a weapon all right so we can upgrade the great so we're upgrading the blade right now not the handle how do we upgrade the handle or can you not is the handle just the move set and you can't upgrade that all right now we need to Crescent moves I'll alter handle maybe that's it oh we can make it better with motivity instead with a motivity crank and then we can change it back is that good for us it does more so motivity goes to see the technique goes down to down to a c so it makes it more balanced hmm I don't know if that's for the best it might be do we get the crank back if we if we switch it hmm I don't want to do that just in case I don't know how rare these are and uh we we have we found some quartz let's go upgrade our [ __ ] up there too oh look at that unlimited run stamp oh there's a cat what's wrong yeah a typical cat foreign touch when you have unlimited stamina to run around during the uh like non-combat areas of the game it shows that the people who played made the game really played it and knew what would be annoying I think dragon's dominant did that too didn't it all right so we can face two phase two must be activated how do we activate phase two all right what do we want do we want add Fable slots add increased staggerable window one or increase pulse it gotta go increase pulse cells right so what are we putting on there oh interesting so you keep you do a spread of these all over it all right enhanced Fable attack Arts yeah we do that let's do that and then enhanced guard regain recovery hence this guard regain recovery when attacking enemies uh that one we do a lot too let's go with that there we go oh we need one more oh it's unlocked we're done increased pulse cells Rising Dodge enables dodging when on the ground like when you're knocked down you do a recovery roll thing that's what it means retain guard retain guard regain one retains a certain amount of guard regain when receiving damage oh that's interesting and add amulet slots cool all right what does change shape mean oh Dragonstone is panicking right now but the speeds at which drums have spread I like uh the none of these things are [ __ ] five poison resistance like in Starfield I know right it's it's so refreshing to have the upgrades be like damn that's pretty good and even like the small little ones that you're sliding into it you might be like okay those are those are small but they're adding flavor to the big one that you're getting with it right like it's so much better foreign what's that Clueless what you don't get a chat he tweeted a John what do you mean it's weird that's so funny he tweeted a job oh no Charles is on Twitter Aqua got norded Joe you need to respond and go on Twitter a little help anyone where's the undashing philanthropy is the need of assistance warning beware when handling corrosive chemicals be careful not to melt your fingers it's sir second Thomas hit Twitter foreign and to your own Sterling reputation the whole easy now don't need to kill me surely we can discuss this like reasonable people hold on Betos a friend of yours did he send you yes I'm uh I'm fine please help me find my butler pulchinella he's a puppet and a friend those stalkers were supposed to be working for me but well they bolted and left me to my fate that was not helpful my butler went to barricade the back door and I haven't seen him since has been a loyal companion I'd hate to lose him the factory is of course my priority we must take it back but please keep an eye out for my for my butler and consider it a personal favor and owe you in kind fear [ __ ] it's not half human rights sorry teddy did Jazz come up with jobs top Lolly is the original creator of drums until I acquired the rights so I am now the original creator of drums that's how it works right I made drums I made this no it's top loading what is John's drums is weed Clifford I hope this settles the matter for you technique crank okay think of the merchandise merchandising options Joe you can put the kids through college with it no one's gonna buy uh John's plushie and one day we'll prove it by having a drama splushy and I want to buy it foreign s a cute and cursed version the cute is like you know oh that's a cute plushie you know it's it's a normal kind of plushie and the curse version will be like like whoa this plushie looks haunted has weird teeth weird eyes which one will be more popular all right can you do the decoy voice again again what's the decoy voice I don't remember decoy voice right can we sneak attack this thing foreign a lot more damage now huh thank you okay I don't know what that was Workshop something I'm not even doing the stuff I'm supposed to be doing right now you don't even need to do anything you don't know Andrew's losing your [ __ ] right now and she doesn't know why somewhere all right what's this boss time what do you wish to use a start oh no absolutely not all right is it boss time yeah it's definitely boss time all right whirling dang long last show straight they've been longer lately it was supposed to be four hours but if you're going longer just Garfield condition me to do longer streams again because I know starfield's not going to get copyright claimed oh this thing looks neat [Music] King Flame King's flame Fuoco foreign thank you foreign [Music] oh I'm fighting an armored Cormac now all right that's nice all right Dad all right so feels kind of similar to the last boss a bit slower hmm I wonder if you can Parry that that charge or if you have to dodge roll out of the way are you the Johns guy top Lolly I will send you another round of feed picks if you take the rights back what do you say how many hidden drums are in The Witcher 3 video none zero they're all on full display proud ly jobs you don't understand he tweeted a joke there's no way you can Parry that right all right welcome sounds like the name of a character in a Persona game that has the worst romance oh man you picked Fuoco what are you what were you thinking I don't know man seemed like a good idea another time [Music] okay so I need to Parry just a little bit before I think that one whoa what the [ __ ] was that that I'm Not Dead oh Mario [ __ ] [ __ ] all right that was not the the charging one okay so when we transition into phase two move away try not to get by the fire but if you do lots and lots of um of stamina to roll uh Perry a little sooner or block a little sooner when the Stompy move happens but everything else I'm dodging a little too late behind the pipe maybe it looked like it made lines on the floor that you could avoid but if that doesn't work then yes definitely a pipe yeah [ __ ] oh you can't hear it nice oh [ __ ] oh hahaha Perry I say Perry when I mean uh like a perfect block a timed block it does a deflection column Etc do you like acecom sorry armored Core six of Starfield better there were a lot of moments in armor core six that are like Head and Shoulders way far above the best moments of Starfield however on a long enough timeline and that timeline being like playing those games for the apartment hours that they are I think I would enjoy Starfield just a touch more than armored cortex but it just wins of the quality of like a pretty decent time that's gonna give me a lot of armored Core sex is not that great to me but the filler missions are really bad all right I need to stop being so aggressive foreign whoa oh you sneaky robot laughs oh he was uh staggerable there so I was charging her to attack me turn around and killed me okay I'm being too aggressive I need to play more reactively here I'm not that good at the fight yet so I need to play more reactively while I learn the Dodge timings or the carry timings I think dodging the the charge is definitely the best play because then you can get free hits on his back afterwards star Fielder Final Fantasy 16. man I don't know that's a tough one if I hit 16 had a pretty good combat system the game was just too long oh foreign oh man all right he's pretty good at like how his oh you think I'm staggered but I'm actually gonna flow into a new attack here pretty organic looking ironically all right yeah it looks like his lines on the floor right foreign no no no no oh so close yeah it's getting better if I had gotten that off just like a frame sooner do you think we would have uh we would have got him stunned him down would have done a lot of damage I feel like maybe we would have gotten him there oh [ __ ] it's Hi-Fi Rush uh your goatee right now yeah I guess so yeah it was probably the game I had this home with yeah we're going in they're locking heels sucks I feel she was really good what about Ballers gate three kind of played it weep sorry I'm not a redditor I can't judge a game I haven't played foreign I guess so oh man I thought it was a charge how's it going so far really good I'm really enjoying it I feel like this was the first proper skill test in the game really I think the last boss was way harder than this maybe I hadn't upgraded my [ __ ] enough for the last boss I feel like we're almost close to killing this already does oh wait hold on does this have a phase two maybe it has a phase two maybe that's why maybe I was speaking too soon I'm assuming that when the health bar goes to zero the fight's over but maybe it only just begins oh man get staggered come on okay I have not seen the kick move way enough to be able to read it foreign thank you thank you it's not maybe it's not oh again how are you allowed to do it again it's drover it's so drover s all right way too soon on the Block for that oh if only I had gotten the block on that it's pretty close to phase two [Music] more slower methodical pairing I think it's harder to chain in Sakura it feels more natural in Sakura here it feels like I'm really studying when the boss starts to move toward me and it's a bit hard to read sometimes they hold the the pose for a long time and I think you're meant to hit them and then and then attack them but I'm actually running out of stamina doing that so maybe not foreign how is that not a deflect the second one there this guy looks like a UTI because he burns the pee very nice very nice very nice all right I think one more attempt and then we're gonna be done and then we'll start this tomorrow tomorrow yeah well we'll start tomorrow with fan art and then we'll go into this tomorrow [Music] oh the kick oh it's lame the kick how do you see the kick he does the kick so infrequently you know what that's a bad one end on one more one more [ __ ] it one more one more can we get a special exam exception for pischan art during this game it's called lies of P so yes you can he said lying all right foreign what oh we didn't get lit on fire we're fine every time every time I think he's doing the charge and every time it's not it's the [ __ ] hammer [Applause] oh [ __ ] do another move [Music] okay foreign every [ __ ] time what the [ __ ] man oh man I thought he was doing how how are you supposed to tell when he's doing the hammer he did a weird noise sir I haven't heard him do [ __ ] that was so close that was so close there's got to be a difference there's got to be a difference he's going how could I nod after that attempt come on that was so close until I find out when he glows right I should just back away back away to the back and the right okay he holds his hand up and there's like the the Hammers the fist spins so spinnyfest means he's doing a charge it's not going well trap [Music] it's kind of hard to see the spinny vest foreign one more one more this is the last time for real last time for real last time for real how are you supposed to dodge that then how are you supposed to know he's gonna do the fireball hey does he always Dodge away before Quick Step then Fireball sometimes I feel like he does it just standing still thank you whoa how is that not a protection foreign the greed oh no I'm on fire did he heal Ed [ __ ] what yeah what an end space two phase two yes first try first try repair the Stargazer another great fight that was a pretty good fight I feel like it needed just a little bit more somewhere I don't I don't know I know I died to it a lot so I may bring Hollow but like I feel like it needed a little bit the fact that it was easier than the last boss is ever so slightly disappointing I feel like it needed like one more attacker like like a quick attack or something I don't know it's something else I don't know more oil yeah maybe maybe some more fire on the floor just just something else I don't know really good I like this game a lot I'm looking forward to playing this more tomorrow Fire doesn't do sponsor at the manage space I I if he'd have to have a different fire attack thing because the fire attack he has this kind of crap for that there's no way all right does it auto save I'm gonna guess yes I can just quit right save and quit exit title screen foreign was it easier did you get used to the rhythm of the game oh no I feel like it was easier I feel like the the last boss had more going on I said more slower delayed attacks so maybe hmm I feel like this boss had a lot of openings because it would do flame thrower and I could stand in front of him and get free hits and he would do his forward dashing attack a charge and I could like Dodge behind him and get free hits he would do his like midir I'm gonna do some sweeping attacks and and [ __ ] off away from you and if you just deflect the first one then you can run behind them and get free hits there's a lot of rooms for punishing and that's fine you can have a boss that's easier to punish but I feel like maybe he just needed to hit harder I don't know I don't know like I don't get me wrong I died on it quite a bit it wasn't easy but I don't know anyway that's it for me I will see you all tomorrow for more uh before I go thank you to Wing Edge for the result thinking about swing Edge thank you tfk365 for the resub all these some of these have been here for a while I'm sorry I think you topped Lolly for the resub summoned from from the drums talk under era for the rest of as well thank you very much and thank you Dr Octagon puss 94 specifically for the new sub welcome welcome welcome doctor do you have a medical degree there's one piece of new updated 17th harma fan art that I've withheld ahead of time it's the Crimson feet one is that fine I'm not I'm not really a big fan of making these judgment calls because I feel like uh Puritan but let's see Crimson feet one that's hard okay I don't know that one that one might be okay the the black gap between the knees is what's kind of possibly sending it over everything else is like ah you know it's like it's all right that might be okay topically we are Towing the line here though hmm I think if maybe you censor that part it'll it'll be way better right that's not going to make it make it worse [Music] [Music] I think it's okay I think it's okay yeah it's okay I don't think it means I don't think it means that either but I think at a glance it it might look like that for a second that's the issue I think it's okay anyway that's it for me I will see you I have so many DMS oh my God I'll see you tomorrow have a question

Channel: The Archivist

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Keywords: Joseph Anderson, Lies of P

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Length: 381min 53sec (22913 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 20 2023