Joom Random Item Reviews | Ashens

hello hello friends and welcome back to the sofa of pain so it's lucky 9 time again but this time with items from June so June is a websites like Aliexpress and wish and all that kind of stuff very similar in fact but I've never heard of them until they emailed me out of the blue and said oh you should totally do one of your random item videos on our site June so like alright then why not and so I did and this is it there weren't really a whole lot of differences between to express and wish to be brutally honest with you it's all very similar stuff I imagine it all comes from Taobao oh you know one of the big Chinese manufacturer sites like that much like the others yeah the only difference I noticed actually was the items reached me a lot quicker than if I order from wish or Aliexpress because that's cuz I'm in the UK maybe your manager is very I don't know the only difference are noticed anyway its lucky 9 time again yes so the way this works is I pick out 8 words at random from one of these websites that spews out random words put it into the mighty search engine of the site Jun this time and then just by the first time that comes up that's 5 pounds or less nice and easy then the ninth item is 415 pounds or less in fact I try and make it between 10 and 15 pounds generally so the last item is a bigger one so a little bit of a twist this time I'm using the same keywords as I used for the last Aliexpress video so we can compare and contrast so therefore the first word is lawyer' lawyer' last time we got little cufflinks they look like gavels the Hammers the judges use this time we've got an actual gavel yay there's a thing you can use it for all your own rulings and pretend you're judge judy or judge Rinda or one of the other celebrity judges guilty death penalty marvelous it was just like I was a real judge yeah it's made of wood it's genuine wood quite a lot of genuine glue showing on all well it's not so actually in very tight there we are can I bang it hard enough for it to come off nope it's fairly solo no it's not that solid Wesley yeah it didn't need much teasing to come out but just fine it didn't come off when I banged it it survived the gavel test and such a thing I thought before that gavel was the bit would they hit and this was called a hammer but no this is the gavel so I apologize for being wrong in a previous video next word wage wage can't really understand how that goes from wage curtain clamp I know right calamita for a which is Italian furious calamity no it isn't yeah so let's let's open this up I'm gonna presume is magnetic holding your yes pretty safe so if your curtain goes to the side and you want something to wrap around it will you keep it open there we are you can wrap that round and now your curtain will be tied back it's a kind of curtain tie you can use on the fly there's a quite good magnet bloody hell they're really powerful magnets and actually they may be useful on their own because I very much doubt actually be using this tailback curtains see the problem is I mean this sort of faux mother-of-pearl thing is perfectly easy on the eye but this really doesn't look quite industrial and not the most decorative of items which is half the point of a curtain tie bleep well there we are curtain clamps exist and there these we've all learnt something today costume costume so time for a lovely fancy dress costume for the kids and this really is for the kids this is far too small for an adult to wear it's for a young child so I cannot model it tragically because it would just not fit can you tell what it is look you can tell what that mask is can't you and if you can't well the other part the Koski was a bit of a bloody giveaway it's just a big picture of them it's Leonardo from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or Teenage Mutant hero turtles if you wish to add some local color so this is basically a cape it's a cape you can put on a child using this bit of velcro and they can run around with this cape on with Lee face because that's exactly not how the ninja turtles look they didn't have capes and certainly didn't have ones with their own faces on but I did have these kind of masks I will admit this looks slightly more like a green bum with a ninja turtle mask on but let's not let that ruin our enjoyment the Teenage Mutant bum face turtles actually I'd be down for that that sounds like quite an interesting series but there we are if you have a small child and you particularly want them to look partially like a ninja turtle there's probably better options locally so this reminds me of remember those cheap really horribly cheap early 80s months or through to mid 80s costumes at Halloween they were just like a plastic poncho with a picture of c-3po or something on there better than that at least by considerable margin in fact so that's a good thing allow allow what is it that's allowed fake ear pods apparently give with that charges via microUSB I don't believe they gave us the lead actually which is rare for this kind of thing but yeah it charges through the case and there's there's your things you stick in your Legos I believe they all doing the old clothes now I believe they're slightly larger than actual ear pods reminds me of friend ages ago gave us a fake ear pods a massive they're bigger than these ones in fact yeah these are quite large do you know what something impressive though turn them on their phone they got picked up as genuine ear pods and were just immediately you know connected and working which was very impressive and they cost remarkably little so hey good for them not so good a battery life nowhere near what a standard they're probably I haven't worked it out exactly because they sounded so bad I couldn't bear to use these are not good I mean they're better than the earbud things you can get in pound land but only marginally they've managed to be both tinny and muddy simultaneously which is beautiful on many levels of a disco and I think our necks it can't connect but yeah not good I mean what would you expect for the money I mean the fact that they work and pair properly with an iPhone is a miracle in itself so yeah we'll leave that there and pop these away for another day by which I mean I'll give them to a charity shop or something and then they'll put them in the bin because they can't afford to get them electrically tested what's the next word worth worth so this is not actually the same word the same word was software but I've had to substitute it for a new random one because the software device which was like some sort of USB memory stick that actually had a hidden camera in it for sort of evil espionage purposes didn't arrive so that's the end of that then so I ended up ordering a second item well actually I ordered some spare items just in case glad I did because it worked out quite well and one of the other random words was worth and for our worth we got a million euros oh yeah it's fake of course it's fake I don't leave there is a million euro note strangely enough yeah so it's it's a very thick piece of plastic it cobbles really well made actually it looks like one look it's got fake things it's got the word void Oh nut repeatedly just like all real money does that means it can only be spent in the void this certificate is backed and secured only by confidence in the European dream well as you may have heard the news there's not much of that in the UK at the moment but we featuring temporarily yeah that's an interesting little toy I suppose bit of fun for something props I don't know what it would look like grey on camera actually cuz it's so shiny and gold as you can see here it's actually quite hard for the eye to read but there we are a million euros that's almost enough to buy a sandwich on a train but not quite we interrupt this video for some words from our sponsors but the sponsor is me yes that's weird isn't it so I've set up patreon at long last if you want to support the 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it looks like a fish prison prison what can incarceration get us from June how about a phone case I believe for an iPhone 10 featuring prison break man he's quite slim and he's got funny tattoos so I've never seen this program I believe involves people breaking out of prison I think they break out like by the end of season 2 or something and there's like 28 seasons and they just keep going into other prisons and breaking out I don't know here's the problem when you've got a concept for a series that kind of has to end you then have to do it again again so there we are it's one of these very hard cheap sore plastic ones you're not going to be scratching the picture off its high quality in that sense but not entirely sure how shock absorbent it would be I mean it's much better than just dropping the phone this size they're made out of some sort of a metal east official scratch and all that I'm not going to protect your screen at all just for the back of it and we are really I mean if you do have a particular liking for this man and who wouldn't he's a dreamboat then maybe this is the case for you and you've also got an iPhone 10 that's quite important I believe look there's nipple preference preference confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as plastic bags with pictures of chickens on yeah I kind of like this actually so I've got like a hundred of them or something cuz yeah I don't know I can't believe there's a hundred they're very thin there's a lot so it involves let's use the back of that too so you can see it more clearly there is a chicken the chicken has a little blob on its shoulder and the blob is saying hello and a tilde maybe saying hello to tilda swinton we may never know yeah and you can put the little whatever's in them fake ear pods for instance and then won't drop them and ruin everything fantastic now put them in remove the sticky bit and there we are you've now got everything sealed in your lovely chicken bag maybe this is a known character I don't know though and I don't give a monkey's chuff what's the next word figure figure so one of the reasons I wanted to repeat the words is so that I could put figure in again for the expensive bits and maybe get like one of those knockoff figures figures or something but no oh no the first thing was a set of three knockoff Avengers figures great so what have we got Titan hero power effects legend series constipated Thanos how an Avengers union legend Marvel Universe yes look all your favorites mickey fan spider bloke Odin's son that's actually his name isn't it well that's ruined all those jokes isn't it hmm but it is compatible with movie masterpiece series so all will be well what does the finger look like well it's kind of a famous it's got that I don't know what that is and it's got this weird double staff thing but in the wrong color right let's pull them out and see what happens what's the betting that the Titan hero power effects is a light up red LED in the chest the answer to that I feel is very bloody high this kind of thing is his it's looks like a double paddle for his special yacht I'm just gonna throw that away and this is a is that supposed to be an infinity stone of some type I don't know it has to have a handle and it sticks to a I don't care anymore well here's his face looks like a bulldog sucking on a wasp that's oh that's a hell of an expression it's not too bad I mean the eyes are a bit interesting to say the least we need I think we're gonna have to plug in the front-facing light wait for it I hadn't expected to use this one but yep it's gonna become important there we go now you can get a better look at his beautiful beautiful face and his lovely eyes and yeah he's totally got lemons mouth Esme so articulation the head moves kind of the you got a bit of arms there five-point articulation both legs marvellous you got some details around the back I know God as predicted wait for it power FX yay we still don't know why all these knockoff Chinese figures always have LEDs in the chest but this one certainly does alright have you paddle and a bidding stun off that's how they defeated him there we are a fan of so you've got your Infinity Gauntlet on and you can go and punch I don't know reality or whatever it is okay next up it is it's captain ma with a green one she doesn't come with an accessory she doesn't need one until she's like the living weapons sort of superhero so yeah this is a bit mmm angle the camera back there so well go to them now it's good innit great can't wait to check them in the bin and here she is why is it all these knockoff Chinese fingers always make the female characters kind of look like an angry aren't you notice that it's like all their scalps end up at that she's got more articulation the knees Bend and oh the legs to make up for the fact that legs don't bend down properly there we go well there we are she was she was kind of an end game very briefly swing through thanasis shipped isn't that weird thing right didn't they quite clearly set this character up at the start of endgame as like oh man she's like thrown off to all the other planets and is trying help out because quite rightly like half of all living creatures are dead or whatever and that includes all the other planets and stuff so you know people in other galaxies and plants all a bit pissed off which obviously sets her up at the end to come back with a massive fleet of ships from all the other planets and blow the [ __ ] out of furnaces people but she comes back at our bloody own and have to blow up the ship on her own what happened there lazy bastards and other planets wouldn't even send a single bloody potato to help defeat that chef returner I don't know it's just harder they did such a good job setting up and then don't follow it through maybe these CGI cast was too much I don't know there we are she's got a new power it's called heartburn don't worry we've got some renny's and all tums they're all is better and finally got his Captain America of a sort when Captain America throws his mighty fuelled another line flamed one all those who chose to opposes shield must yield that's actual 60s cartoon oh sorry I'm just like disappointed there they've given him his sort of weird shield thing that he had in there were kind of scenes but it doesn't actually fit on doesn't doesn't have a hole to actually fit it anywhere brilliant paints a bit dodgy on this one yeah to say the least and don't tip X by somebody with serious arm problems more articulation the others though he's got both knees and wrists good for him but unfortunately he does kind of look like a stoned hobo and that's not a good look for the captain of the Americas it doesn't move to turn the hip move baby that's right so what are the plastics like quite a rubbery strong plastic feeling a very hollow and slightly weaker plastic and slightly more brittle actually I'm going to say slightly more rubbery and stronger plastic than that one and feeling a bit more solid but more importantly does a star light up yes all the batteries still work what a world we live in yo Joe no that's the wrong thing Captain America it's not even trying anymore well there we are what more can we say except bloody le just paid la Denis that was the stuff from June overall it's exactly the same as from the other places but if in the UK it might arrive a bit quicker so more but there we go that was another lucky 9 and I'll tell you what friends fish cushion [Music] stop driving for it boy [Music]

Channel: ashens

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Keywords: random item reviews, joom, buying random, buying 100% random items, joom haul, joom review, unboxing, wish, aliexpress, gavel, fish cushion, buying random wish items

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Length: 18min 54sec (1134 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 07 2020