JoJo Comic Dubs (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)

um can can i put this one chocolate in the cart anything for my grandson wait chiltoro you forgot your mommy's goodbye kiss [Music] get off me damn [ __ ] hi bye jojo get the [ __ ] back here mom huh no better than a student rushing to complete the exam before time has run out 100 years ago you have three more minutes to finish your exam i heard them here he pissed me off did you defeat him you defeated him there's a something in your head oh so as soon as we found out my mom was ill because of deo we traveled to egypt and i ended up punching him so hard he fell apart nice when i was informed that my husband was murdered i put down my sweetie rushed to the murderer and split in half right that night that [ __ ] messed with the wrong wife ah hey what happened i i broke my leg can you call the ambulance oh i'm so sorry but i don't talk to broke [ __ ] you're one of jolene's friends right yes my name is hermes like the bag what a dumb name oh no i think i heard of her before jolene mentioned that she was one of her prison friends what does your stand do it's called kiss and its ability is the sticker what a goofy stand if i put it on this rock for example you're not so bad hermes i was arrested once for what being too boring no but because i accidentally beat four guys half to death time to go mickey mouse even accidentally beat someone after jeff what would you even mean if you're not some nerd quietly stopping at the back of a class i hate it when she goes mickey mode class presidents without them there's no class the jocks make show all day long quiet nerds even if they try to hide it everyone knows they have the highest grades dolphins are bad ass inseparables don't separate them just don't baby beans the outsiders they have their own chats and don't really show any connection with other classmates did you know i can make people pregnant by feasting them mamma mia red queens it's just a matter of time when they set the school on fire potential murder case can't tell when only one of them will show up in school after killing the other the exchange student doesn't understand boy and there's only one kid helping him damn this night is even colder than yesterday it's not that bad even kathy doesn't complain excuse someone did they forget that your stand is fire boy seriously sometimes i ask myself if you even touch the girl well he grabbed my bibs multiple times i barely touched them plus i wouldn't call those bug bites boobs and don't forget when he kissed the nurse to bite hyruphat green out that kiss was so intense the nurse's shirt just torn apart and her boobs fell out what the hell let's make things clear my lips had to touch her lips but i didn't kiss her that's a kiss i say both hand and a nurse okay what are you doing here all alone bowie ah can't help it his tiny face looks so squishable you are a dead man are you telling me that you're me but just shorter i wouldn't say that but there are people thinking this i'm diego pronto the brando powers doubled up we are ready to take over the world starting with the juice what about me padre hmm both of you to assume i cave in a slightest about any of my leftovers parasites that popped out of them hi joseke i want to introduce you to my friend kakyoin nice to meet you kakyoin i hope you have fun in mario oh are these the latest yes i saved enough money to buy these games i have these ones too wait you play video games too well it's part of my lifestyle you must play with me so mom will know that adults play games too now she can't call me childish anymore i'm the one who called him here so i wouldn't be alone but here i am sitting alone again no you're literally me so you don't count whoa jodaro are you okay you look stressed this is my face if you want to see something else check on starpot okay damn star you look terrible let me wait which one of you should i hmm where are you going josiah oh today we have family day oh really let me guess you are cousins no uncle nephews correct he's my little nephew i look after him as long as he's here i'm leaving mario have those in the other room they said to be fine but what about you icky come back don't worry about me mr joestar my senses are great for example i can tell by the shape of the nose who the owner of it is let me prove it trying to find a nose jodoro oh did you find it out by the shape of my nose of course not you smell like a pouch of debaco i feel bad whoever plans to kiss you in the future because that will taste disgusting with that smell shut up before i kiss you i bought new cassette tape so we can listen to other music yes santana i want ac dc well originally i wanted just this wham one mm-hmm what do you think about the cars first no no no no santana no ac dc no why no the damn cars i'm the driver i choose so i choose beetles ah where's mr joestar and afghan they should be here by now i bet as soon as we smoke one cigarette they'll be here late there you won't believe this we were attacked by hope i am hungry what are we waiting for again the speedwagon foundation is sending someone with supplies such as my new artificial hand ah come on that guy arrived way after us and got his food earlier than me oh really if you don't let me finish my cappuccino in peace i'll break both your old and new hand sleeves oh my god so do you plan to come with us i don't think so i don't have a stand i'd be a burden to you i'm just an old-fashioned harmonious with deadly bubbles bubbles seriously that's the most ridiculous power i've ever heard you must be joturo you look way more intelligent than your grandpa back then from what i've been told by grandma it's not an achievement hey oh you have a little fella i don't want to sound impolite but aren't you too young for a journey like these looking at your size you can't be more than 14. i'm 17. i'm not short you're just huge seriously what kind of 17 year old japanese would go up to 195 centimeters my mom sent me to try a new ice cream shop but do you want to join me oh not really my parents aren't at home so i stay here and so no okay anyways i'll go there all i want is this day to be over with huh from where when happy birthday kakyoin greetings from the usa bonini [Music] cocky huh you used star platinum to put the gifts on my desk didn't you this shirt fits like a glove how did you find it i hardly ever find good shirts i bought it at the female section huh oh my [ __ ] god just sit down so as far as i know you have a birthday so you can order as much ice cream as you want oh really now watch me order literally everything [Music] what are you doing here cocoon's going crazy some crazy probably possessed them i'm not staying in the same room with that crazy there's some beautiful ladies over there we should show them our badass scars they love them i'm too ugly for anything like that i lost almost all my muscles while i was in the hospital plus my spine i lost my fingers and toes what's your point you aren't the only one with prosthesis well right now all of us have prosthesis here except jodaro he's fine i have depression after hello jodoro long time no see when was the last time we talked when you went after poneriff right yes that was the last time how can you be here to be honest it feels like i was reborn and look what i can do dad dad so what do you think of my stand i know she isn't as strong as star platinum but she saved me a few times bring your hair back to life tresemme dad can you buy this you can't bring something back to life that's never been alive in the first place i didn't ask you to describe yourself ugh sometimes i even ask myself how you managed to make me with mom i hate to warn you mr cujo but we found your daughter well in a bizarre situation i've seen enough by now there's nothing that could surprise me so here she is it's not that bad actually kind of cute i'm in a dead mouse dad i love you [ __ ] oh my god i ain't gonna never stop loving you [ __ ] [Music] you

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Id: kI9kRmVvpqw

Length: 10min 44sec (644 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 15 2020