Joining Gmod's Empty Servers

gmod multiplayer we all know it we all love it now i'm way beyond racist left face right face about fake gmod multiplayer we all know it and i'm sure when all you guys play gmod you just click on the dark rp server with a thousand players or whatever but apparently the server browser can do this cool thing called scrolling down you always see these servers with like one player on them and it just makes you wonder what the hell what kind of wacky shenanigans are they getting up to on there with one player why are we still here i've played gmod for like six years now but i've never actually joined one of these so for science today we're going to check out the most obscure gmod servers by the way it's 2am right now so if it wasn't obscure enough i mean we're we're delving deep into the rabbit hole here boys untitled star wars rp project an ill-advised adventure um yeah i couldn't agree with your emoji mode um wow really glad i spent all this time downloading the add-ons uh you provide an invalid description this description not serious enough for you when he was 12 his parents were murdered by a rogue error oh what again please please game i don't know how i make my description valid something isn't creating scriptures am i like breaking the game right now i can't do anything anymore i'm clicking on everything this is such an ill-advised adventure okay well untitled star wars rp project uh i tried fallout alaska all right we're in the public beta here okay well it's no [ __ ] mystery this server had one player on it because i literally just spent the last 30 minutes downloading all the add-ons unless the server just comes out and sucks my dick like from my computer screen then there's no way it was actually worth all this i swear to god if the only guy on here left before i got in for [ __ ] sake let's see that was worth 30 minutes of downloading [ __ ] oh look at this pretty cool oh okay i know this might be a bit crazy but we're gonna join a server with three players parkour ext parkour rp all right all right time to play the game hey guys i'm ready to do some parkour you guys like parkour [Music] wow okay that's pretty cool oh my god i feel like i'm really doing it oh my god i've never felt so exhilarated here we go gonna rub the wall 360 double backflip this is [ __ ] stupid yeah uh i am from the aren't you narrow oh that's cool do you like parkour yeah yeah bro show me your favorite uh parkour some of your favorite parkour maneuver okay okay bro yes yeah [Music] oh it's pretty cool bro you want to see some real speed oh my god hey how do you do that uh you have to go up it's it's pretty hard to do it's really hard just press f1 oh yeah it sounds easy [Music] actually i didn't do it teach me parkour parkour parkour oh bro that was parkour you just did parkour i don't understand can you be like my parkour sensei yeah sure man so to gain hype you need to come up against the building and hold uh a against the building and then jump and spam w and d while jumping community gmod parkour experts okay kind of look at a 90 degree angle at the building yes like a whole message like a freaking formula to it i can't do it it's too hard oh my god yeah i don't think it's that i'm bad at parkour i think that you're a bad teacher uh are you spamming space really do you have space binded to your um scroll wheel uh no why would i do that because it's it's the space bar to make it easier no i'm gonna forget what it is because i only i only remember how to jump because it's the space bar and it's like it's like space to jump and it's like jumping like you go closer to space so like i remember it because it's like the space bar like a space bar you know like you press the space bar and then you jump and space is like up so if you go up 20 minutes later you're in space because you're jumping you can go is like the ceiling there's like a barrier yeah no but if you press the spacebar like that's how you go to space [Music] yeah okay well it's been fun parkour party people but i'm gonna go kill myself trying to kill yourself dinky yeah last stand what in the [ __ ] is this hello is this the last stand god star trek rp oh this is uh exterminated that checks out half-life 2 campaign hell yeah i love half-life watch out they're shooting oh my god oh yo what's up md cars i don't think it occurred to him that you might not have a map hey do you guys like half-life this is my first time playing half-life 2. oh this is your first time playing bro this chick dies in the end it's crazy nice oh okay we're loading all right we're gonna ignore all this dialogue let's [ __ ] speed run here we go speed run speed run hello almost all right shut the hell up speed rod slap him with the book speed run teleport the cactus speed run oh yo guys i'm i'm gonna be like the fly you know when like he goes in the teleporter and like the fly goes in and he turns into like a fly i'm gonna be like the cactus i'm cactus dinky winks funniest [ __ ] i've ever seen guys what do we do okay guys i think we have a puzzle to solve so the first step of solving any puzzles we got to figure out what kind of solution they're looking for so we've been given a few tools around here so i think we all gotta look around and figure out how we solve this puzzle yeah just let's go have a look guys maybe there's something in there guys i'm gonna need your help with this one this is like a co-op thing i think no no where you going you're doing it wrong no you hey firehawk your order came from the [ __ ] store [Music] empty cars what the hell man bro that's rdm oh and more loading speed run speed run alright here comes the speed run oh god damn it all right i'm [ __ ] all said and done i think we learned a valuable lesson today and that lesson is servers with no people on them i have no people on them for a reason [Music] you

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Id: itn6kfFwkq4

Length: 9min 25sec (565 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 09 2020