JOHNNY CARSON & ED McMAHON - 1979 - Karnak The Magnificent

in times of great confusion it's difficult to know where the best answers lie but take heart as we greet that all-knowing visitor from the east and former gun bearer to gandhi karnak the magnificent all [Music] may i right your hook welcome once again welcome welcome i hold in my hands as a child of four can plainly see the envelopes these envelopes are hermetically sealed they've been kept in a mayonnaise jar on funkin wagons porch since noon today no one knows the answer to these envelopes the 15th year but you in your divine way will ascertain the answers without knowing your questions in advance let's get on with it there's your first course it would be are you starting to say something i did not want to enjoy may i have silence please you sometimes have a lot of announcer must have another film lined up the first envelope i have the first envelope here hermetically sealed i'm going to divine the answer having not seen it from symbolist junior arnold schwarzenegger and chris christopherson recite the alphabet [Applause] let's try two gas guzzler gas guzzler what do you call a guy who siphons tacos islands in the stream islands in the stream [Music] name a common kidney ailment coffee gasoline and charlie's angels name eight things that are inflated 2001 2001. how many more sequels to airport will we have to sit through [Applause] regular or ethel what's the question they ask you in a massage parlor the serengeti plane how do most people order serengeti [Music] [Applause] may a deranged roto-rooter man fix your sister's plumbing disneyland and the nixon david frost interviews where is fantasyland located describe the sound made when dr renee richards removes her pantyhose [Music] hmm [Applause] [Applause] and and mr good wrench name two people who love to fix other people's cars martha's vineyard nantucket and congress name three places completely separated from the rest of the country i hold in my hand the last envelope [Applause] may burger king and your girlfriend both refuse to do it your way [Applause] the answer to this question is catherine deneuve betty crocker and xavier hollander nemo looker a cooker and a hooker

Channel: ClassicComedyCuts

Views: 55,877

Keywords:

Id: zjfBF3wmHgg

Length: 6min 6sec (366 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 16 2020