Joe Rogan 's Ari in China Moment

this stink yeah the bathroom smells so bad the bathroom smells so bad from pollution I think it's just when polluted water just polluted water makes a smell man and also they don't they don't want you can say it look at me just died thinking about it they have a lot of toilet so there's no toilet it's just all just a porcelain hole the shy one yeah you have to squat it's a squat suppose that's better for your bowels supposedly supposedly I was in the Forbidden City I was walking around there the Emperor's Palace yeah and I got bad diarrhea it was bad like sweating like I got a [ __ ] and then there's a picture toilet you go in there and smell soon as you cross the threshold of the background smells horrible and you open up the first toy the stall door and your mind can't even register at first like this must be under construction this because there's no toilet here so that's the only explanation and then you go to the next one and you're like what Oh zippy block no there's no paper what yeah your hand well first I just said I'm not doing this I walked away oh my god I was like I was like two steps out of the bathroom and I was like oh yeah diarrhea what do you mean I'm not doing it of course I'm doing it so you went back in and wash your butt no I have to do so they so this guy who owned the cone the bar the club was in Shanghai gave me this these this tissue packet he goes you'll need this and then it was like oh yeah you gotta pull your pants all the way down squat over it but also trying to [ __ ] into your pants oh you can't go over the balls your feet oh no there's probably a better way what do you do with explosive diarrhea though it seems like you're gonna miss last it into that hole you're you're you're gonna cover over like whole like half a foot over the hole is that good for your quads it's good for your core the devil says for higher court well I would feel like that would really work your core a lot there's no air conditioning it's sois so hot that would work you're resolved yeah this the [ __ ] hit your ankles open up explosive diarrhea it feels like I'm just going to hit my picture this this I'm down okay a party's election right now so like your your ass is right it's like with the whole yeah filling the whole essential feet if your moves are far enough away what do you do if you have bad knees how you do after that ladies and gentlemen I hope you learned a lot today

Channel: paulytoon

Views: 1,394,505

Keywords: Joe Rogan (Celebrity), Ari Shaffir, Redban, JRE podcast, cartoon, animation, funny, toilet, china, comedy, stand up, great wall of china, This Is Not Happening (TV Episode), punch drunk podcast, punch drunk, Humor, Comedian

Id: qit3EAZ6SzY

Length: 2min 35sec (155 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 25 2015