Joe Rogan 's "Eddie Bravo Fight Story"

I got a pretty good fight story I was in the fourth grade and I were playing kickball and the bell rung when someone had kicked the ball and people were running in and it was like well the game's over the Bell wrong dudes are still running in there was an argument and I argued with a fifth grader and his name was Enrique and I was a fourth grader and we got on each other's faces [ __ ] you the bill wrong but we won and the guy just [ __ ] Swift kicked me right in the balls fool tired drunk to my knees all I did is look up and I just gave him the finger I said and then I got up and just walk to the nurse's office rules so I was really [ __ ] so he poked you crying in the nurse's office still and it was that stinging pain so it nurse sends me home it was so bad I was humiliated and then I find out Enrique wants to kick my ass for flipping him off jock but ruthless but he's gonna have his fourth grader brother says odd do it for me so now I gotta find his brother because I flipped them off this guy I didn't do [ __ ] to me kicked me in the balls so I'm [ __ ] freaking out so my brother's teaching me out of box so we put on socks around her fish and he showed me how to sew punches and I thought you know what [ __ ] I could throw punches I felt confident so we ran into each other at the playground at school and we got on each other's faces and I said [ __ ] just hit him just hit him just tell him I was like I trained for this eyed confident and says I've got a shame for those who flipped off my brother you [ __ ] and I took punched him right in the [ __ ] stomach and nothing he just stood there I looked at him I said [ __ ] it and I just took off chasing so he's running we're running through the school all the kids are watching and he's chasing me and I'm running man we ran to the principal he stopped us and he made us do push-ups he didn't know that this guy was trying to kick my ass he thought we were playing tag or something oh that's so so we're doing push-ups and he's looking because I'm gonna [ __ ] you up like foam ass guys yeah I had confidence but didn't do anything I threw the first punch in the stomach dog threw the first punch that sounds like a bad idea dude exactly I just ran didn't nothing go and I ran and he chased me but you know what we never ended up fighting I don't know if he gained respect for me after that I'm not sure doo doo doo doo doo - - dude

Channel: paulytoon

Views: 2,006,191

Keywords: mma, Brendan Schaub, Joe Rogan, Eddie Bravo, Joe Rogan Experience, Fight Companion, Brain Redban, comedy, funny, cartoon, animation, cartoon humour, mixted martial arts, paulytoon

Id: eHQaFHj7z5A

Length: 2min 33sec (153 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 14 2016