Joe Rogan In Pokemon Brilliant Diamond

all right i'll be default character let's go uh yeah chat can choose the name you guys can really just kind of mold this to whatever you want none of these are very inspired a lot of these are just [ __ ] [ __ ] face and ass see a lot of ass give me something cool tit writer tit ryder is pretty cool yeah i kind of like beef pounder so far that's the best one i've seen from chat beef pounder and james corden i'm seeing a bunch of different teams for those oh wow a lot of pretty cool names uh who would be like the natural enemy of beef pounder soy guzzler maybe james corden that doesn't really fit the law uh i mean i guess it kind of does and then gonna see a lot of people for james corden we'll throw james in here all right that's james corden is my friend what a great team beef pounder and his sidekick james corden okay not on nintendo switch you can't the last thing you can do is play with people around the world wirelessly this [ __ ] just doesn't work someone needs to tell my boy bubba bubba over there that the switch does not have that capability what's up james oh oh my god imagine they're just getting mauled let's go baby it wasn't even close actually we can also just go ahead and let james corden die so that'll should be two birds one stone honestly we just take the other two pokemon james gordon mangled corpse find it the next day we're set watch out he's using his move carpool karaoke pretty cute all right whatever you guys want chad red solo cup that's not bad cream pie oakerland see we're really on like a slap mountain theme all right i don't hate red solo cup i wish there was and i played this already option yeah one thing about nintendo is they can't wrap their head around the idea that more than just children play their games in fact what was it i remember there was a study a couple of years ago a stat that like i think it was it was a sizable chunk it was like 50 of the nintendo market is people over the age of 30. so like their primary demographic isn't even really kids oh it's james corden's mom the ultimate evil time for a shiny watch this streamer rng [ __ ] if you have pokemon sword shield save data on your switch you can get mew early game i'm pretty sure i deleted all that i was so embarrassed probably one of my most regretful purchases on the switch what does this thing evolve into is it worth catching probably not right it is worth catching okay [ __ ] it come here you sack of [ __ ] good work joe rogan joe rogan's got some nutty nipples in the real world if you guys haven't seen joe rogan's nipples look him up not that that's really helpful to my pokemon journey or whatever but i always like to point that out he's got the coolest nipples i've ever seen they look like actual like sticks of meat they look like salad fingers hands hey oh good shot anything's possible i can't name him punching bag why punching or bag i wonder which one's doing it it's punching oh my god poor guy just got [ __ ] up uh joe rogan nice [Music] hey it's a shinx might as well grab it this thing looks like someone's fursona okay perfect welcome to the team shinx man this guy sucks is this a mobile game no the switch can't run mobile games those are too intense i got a good name for it this name's been in my head for a long time now ever since we played with this guy on halo infinite i've had his [ __ ] name stuck in my head we'll go dumpy undies that name has just been [ __ ] living in my head let's go [Music] oh shiny oh you piece of [ __ ] school kid harrison yeah this kid gets bullied no doubt oh abra i was trying to catch you you slimy slippery [ __ ] take this oh joe rogan invites abron to his podcast there are no survivors okay he's kind of [ __ ] me up i'm not gonna lie [Music] god i'm making so much money so many stacks from taking these kids lunch money yeah let's go i'll beat that ass too another abra oh my god we can do it joe rogan don't be afraid oh god we'll be all right i think we can tank oh no what oh i see yeah no it's fine [ __ ] you anyway starly i guess i didn't think that would one shot me wait this guy's kind of popping off i should have just let joe rogan eat it that was a lot less damage than i expected yuck yucky man amber is sweeping right now he's going in there we go put him in his place he's a recent faceless king oh i'm gonna have to beat my friend's ass well it's james corden he's not my friend he only has two pokemon god you're such a [ __ ] disgrace james oh my god that's not that much damage i was expecting that to [ __ ] blast him ah you get me chopping the grass above the next town yeah i'll get it the old-fashioned way i can already feel the abber really wanting to spawn there it is oh hey let's go i'm [ __ ] nuts easy all right i will not let this bastard teleport away should i start with a pokeball or should i taunt it and then poke a ball if i give it a wet willy and then sort of throw the ball at it probably taunt right i would think taunt okay cool cool cool we're all on the same page joe rogan used taunt have you ever tried dmt nice this [ __ ] idiot you're mine oh what am i doing why did i immediately throw a pokeball oh my god i thought i'd already attacked oh my god i'm getting a little ahead of myself i feel like i might one shot it if i attack it though you will one shot it okay cool so my instincts are right i have sharp gamer instincts i'm just gonna keep launching pokeballs [Music] get in there stay in there you little [ __ ] oh yeah you you dirty girl welcome to the team easy game all right what do we want him to be named oh zara thruster is also a cool one zara thruster is the psychic who does the uh psychic surgery he's the guy that'll and then he starts like groping women and sometimes like plays with their nipples as part of his psychic massage or psychic surgery i'm gonna go zarath rustra actually that guy's great in like a sexual predator kind of way i guess this idiot actually caught this thing how embarrassing this guy's parents are so disappointed in him wow yeah that's what you get [ __ ] rolled i was a kid you're getting slapped there's a prime conker is this a nuzlocke nah it's more like a nuts locked on these kids chins because i'm just speed running oh he's out of my chop is this special grass maybe shiny grass oh yeah whoa this is big this is big oh let's [ __ ] go easy resemble lulu's oh hey i got that onyx encounter you guys said was super rare this guy [ __ ] sucks though is it even worth getting oh what a stinky boy what the [ __ ] [Music] okay so you want to misbehave eh get in here surely it won't happen twice he doesn't have the gumption is on x good for anything even an early game though surely he's got to be useful for something that was a rare encounter right or am i just being meme don and like onyx spawns constantly in there [Music] joe rogan's evolving he's getting two extra nipples god can you imagine if joe rogan in his final form just had utters god he has the coolest nipples in the [ __ ] game bro he really does again if you haven't seen joe rogan's nipples look him up yeah i got the i've gotten two rare pokemon already abra was a 30 chance encounter and onyx was also 30 that's what i looked up so we've got some good rng on our side right now and i got joe rogan v2 i'm ready to just [ __ ] clap 30 isn't that common that's against all the odds rorke's about to get [ __ ] oh starting with a geodude that's so embarrassing oh my god that is so embarrassing joe rogan's gonna go wild here i'm gonna have rorke's ass looking like joe rogan's here just full-on prolapse yeah it's an easy speed run oh oh yeah i did one shot hey sorry sent his ass back to jurassic park honestly if you get slapped by a kid like this you shouldn't be the gym leader you should automatically be removed from your position dude's just an actual punching bag here hey a psyduck worth catching or no what do you think i'll let faith decide if it dies it dies well might as well catch it it really it wants to join us pokemon's literally the same thing every time i've said this before and i'll say it again game freak is the least talented studio to ever enter video games they genuinely just copy and paste pokemon games for the last 20 years it's embarrassing absolutely embarrassing so it's not like i'm here defending pokemon like what are you talking about was that your smoking gun but charlie you're playing pokemon no man i think game freak is the worst game development studio in the world when it comes to talent they only have to copy and paste once every three years and still somehow make the games worse when they do it they are making they did finally break the mold they are making the uh rcs game the legends of arceus so we'll see how that goes like sword and shield is a an embarrassing game it is copy and paste and then they took things out they didn't even bother copy and pasting the whole thing and the things they added were so negligible it was rough what could they do to make it different though man what the [ __ ] are you talking about it doesn't have to be the same game every time i even [ __ ] tempt him with all of its problems still at least did some different things and it was fun for a little while and that was made by like what five 12 year olds or something i don't remember the team behind it but it wasn't like a big team it was like their first game there's plenty of things you can do with [ __ ] creature catching and battling games things to give sub koala all right i want the gyrados uh this won't kill it right i really out level it hopefully this won't just like straight up kill it okay i killed it immediately what was that tier list uh pokemon that could suck the meanest dick magikarp was an a tier i think right bellsprout must be a s tier i believe bellsprout was asked here let's go we're doing it [Music] i don't know what this thing evolves into but it better be cool i hope it has like five titty uh just a normal birthday is i wish buzz swole was a more popular pokemon i think buzz swell is like the best pokemon design they've had in years the anime he communicates by flexing let's see like that's so [ __ ] cool newer jin pokemon looks lame as [ __ ] they ran out of ideas i also think new origin looks like [ __ ] that's why i said boastful is like the best one they've had in years it's like their only good one recently that i can think of off the top of my head buzzwole is great ah a free jirachi sure what do we want i guess we could do riley reed it's been a long time since we've done riley reed we'll bring her out of retirement using water gun against riley reed bro she squirts are you out of your mind cellos that was never gonna do anything welcome to the team cellos wow that did no damage i can't decide i'll just if he survives this power uh if he survives mock punch i'll get him wasn't meant to be is oh cricket tunes gonna be the evolve of that little oh wow jesus what a nerdy stupid pokemon super glad i didn't catch the uh baby version of that i should be able to one shot pretty much everything here i think right yep rough imagine you've trained your whole life you finally made it to the gym leader position only to get absolutely [ __ ] by joe rogan and the boys jesus christ oh man she's got to be watching this with tears in her eyes knowing full well there's nothing she can do to stop this nice good gym fight why are you clapping for me your pokemon are dead you watched me kill your friends what what why are you celebrating come on baby come on take it home oh this thing is so strong no it's gonna wipe my whole squad damn the grand underground doesn't [ __ ] around uh i just need i just need someone to stand in here and just hear me i'll throw magikarp in here just hang in there for a minute i don't want to kill it i want to catch it there we go [Music] we made it [ __ ] that guy who's going in [ __ ] [Music] ma while so what does that mean it's a prime bejeweled was that a [ __ ] shiny a shiny statue first stream is that like is that good i i'm so [ __ ] confused on like what that does it's just collectible statues well it's worth listening why the [ __ ] like why do i care about statues if i can't use it in a fight thinks we should mat nice another statue let's go now we're cruising statues in your base help you encounter certain pokemon nice streamer luck another was that another shiny i don't really know skunk tank i'm assuming that was a shiny let's [ __ ] go we're cruising double back-to-back shiny statues for my secret base you don't need farming yeah true i don't really know why there's no reason to even bother to be honest why does that guy ha since when does bidoof have a [ __ ] water attack what what the [ __ ] was that he evolves into a water type does he yeah joe rogan just hang in there trust me just hang in there we're gonna capture it right here oh what oh rest in peace joe rogan this could be joe's last podcast yeah there's a little pig testicle just took them off the air oh my god there we go i don't i i don't have great balls or anything all i can use is normal pokeballs that's all they're selling right now that seems helpful for like just getting through trash mobs but i can also just one shot and take the same amount of time i'll just not bother makes a recent deck run you chose the most op starter so boring i mean chat chose it what the [ __ ] do you want for me the game is just easy like even if i didn't choose that starter it wouldn't be a hard game it's pokemon bro there we go that's big we got him there's a recent biggest moisty oh my god right into the grass oh what a waste of time it's just a geodude oh my god i'm not gonna why would i flee it's gonna be just as long to flee as it is to just kill it oh he had sturdy i didn't oh my god let me out of the grass why is this geodude wanna just keep getting his ass beat stay down how many times have to teach you this lesson

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Length: 21min 8sec (1268 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 22 2021