Joan Cusack's Best Lines- Addams Family Values

look at you all cooped up in this house with the new baby that's not easy is it thank stop he likes you I'm good with my hands [Music] oh and big hi hi i'm debbie jellinsky from the agency are you the mom I am mrs. Addams I love your dress it's so tight I can show you all my references so you know I'm not a homicidal maniac of course I'm God you're too young oh I just adore little babies I just want to grab them and squeeze them till there's not a breath left in their tiny little bodies hello pubert i love you could you tell me who is that man over by the punch bowl that fascinating man that oddly sensual and that man who makes me quiver under my bodice that bald man I'm engaged fat-free it was our mother's she was buried with it I worship you forever every waking moment happiness alone thanks kiddo you're going to have a wonderful life together yes I am I [Music] ordered this cassette from Time Life 5000 the world's most romantic melodies jump office number 438 faster how much do you love me with all my soul would you do anything for me ever would you die for me that's promise no you're nervous I'm not nervous I'm upset have you really never had sex well then how do you know we're not having it right now sweetheart we'll be just like Gomez and Morticia pretend we're at home in my room ran it down the hallway Rex by the door oh my god mrs. Addams yes your host mom where's the party he's right there but he's lying tell me about that sir Oh we may be together for a while oh I'll live and if I have to be seen with you we need to make some changes oh don't touch it not until the scab falls off give me a kiss give me 20 welcome to my home might we see my brother no he doesn't want to see you any of you or that why not because he's in love he's wrapped in a gossamer blanket of ecstasy and he hates your guts let me hear this from his own lips his lips are busy you have married Fester you have destroyed his spirit you have taken him from us all that I could forgive but Debbie what pastels might help next in line yes I'd like to renew my passport please I'll be leaving the country very shortly we'll be travelling along yes I'll be widowed thank you it was a senseless tragedy angel I'm going out for just a minute I forgot to champagne oh no no you're working hard enough I'll just put your present on the table don't peek it's a bomb what's better let me look at you I want to remember you just this way what do you mean rich will you miss me but you'll be right back won't you of course it's my anniversary I'll be right there oh you're hard money the better-looking man don't say that so much [Music] my husband did you get the champagne great what do you say I'm saying I want you dead and I want your money but don't screw off me you shouldn't be married you should be studied [Music] I hope to gather dust I don't want to hurt anybody I don't enjoy hurting anybody I don't like guns or bombs or electric chairs but sometimes people just won't listen so I have to use persuasion and slides my parents Sharon and a generous doting or were they all I ever wanted was a ballerina Barbie in her pretty pink tutu my birthday I was ten and you know what they got me Malibu Barbie that's not what I wanted that's not who I was I was a ballerina graceful delicate they had to go my first husband the heart surgeon all day long coronaries transplants like about young age sorry about dinner Deb the Pope has a cold that takes me back husband number two the senator he loved estate he loved his country what about Debbie sorry dead bee no Mercedes this year we have to set an example oh yeah sexist [Music] my latest husband my late husband Fester the corpse so I guilt so I'm named so I destroyed one innocent life after another a human being I yearn don't I deserve [Music] you

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Keywords: Joan Cusack, Anjelica Huston, Raul Julia, Christina Ricci, Carol Kane, Addams Family Values, The Addams Family, Oscars, Academy Awards

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Length: 9min 49sec (589 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 28 2019