Jimmy Carr Doesn’t Like When Sean Lock & Jon Richardson Argue! | 8 Out of 10 Cats | Best of S18 Pt.2

presumably you spend a lot time on your own over the years well I don't I don't get to do it much anymore because I cohabit at the moment the best thing about being home alone is getting to load the dishwasher in a way that the arm spins around because the big plates haven't been put in the middle so the thing doesn't rotate so nothing on the left under the dishwasher is cleaner when is she leaving you John when my wife sees this she's gonna leave me for you learn to angle the plate so just accept that the big plates have to be washed and if you want to clean the skewers then put them lying flat on the top shelf the thing is John why would anyone ignore that advice you should need to say that twice yeah thank you amen let's be honest we're all thinking it I shouldn't have to say it once because why would you put the big plates on the bottom rack of the dishwasher anyway unless you were deliberately trying to piss me off steam what do you think is the nation's favorite tradition oh I think April Fool's Day you know if they do it elsewhere in the world probably banned it in Denmark I'll tell you where else they do it they do it in Spain and if you fall someone you say you innocent little dove that you let yourself be fooled in English it just feels nicely poetic you're gonna send all double yourself befouled again the brain when you for someone if you play a practical joke at the end you just go hanka would you suffer for fashion Jack I've always been lucky and I had to sort of push the boat in anyway have you had any work done no but I would like to get that number off you later thank you yeah did you you've got your teeth smashed in them and then rebuilt and then all polished up and shined weird for the first day it's an incredibly vain thing to do it's like it's about 24 hours of dental work minor like some kind of so color you paint your hallway yeah mucky white week mustard do you blacken your hair to keep it so black I die I think that's the term people who use it I think yeah yeah yeah I don't dye my hair do you what would it be if it wasn't dyed it would it would look awful it's or like yours as well this thing called bleaching ba moles I'm pretty sure it's not called that pretty sure when you walk in there go preach him bomb oh not for me tied it up maybe don't leave also like it's quite gave me that area where you lost a sword on this if it gave me that area we're all just taking a moment to process information Palestine would you think of our favorite traditions well actually Forks night yeah yeah the actual Guy Fawkes night thing is his name wasn't guy it was Guido Italian name yeah and the translation of Guido into English isn't guy it's Ian so it should be Ian forks knife basically what I think's interesting about it though is it you're celebrating something that didn't happen on you yeah you're celebrating a failed attempt you know to Parliament yeah normally you celebrate something that happened by either by its how's that by the by what do you think's the key issue here I mean fireworks is a nice night out doesn't it know if you watch The One Show is terrifying if you watch The One Show because you always do the safety film with someone who's basically like Catherine Wheel off in their face has been safety first Jimmy yeah there's always a lot of health and saying is I haven't always are you applauding health and safety I assumed we were all applauding health and safety is sad to be the only one I haven't always liked it you didn't always like well because I lived on a sort of an estate cul-de-sac thing yeah we used to take via guy fawkes around in the wheelbarrow you know penny for the guy right and we didn't have a head so my sister shaved my girls world do you know what it girls my sister shave my girls you know what girls well see when you shaved you girls well for go for I have a slight problem with it because I I married my first husband on the 5th of November because we thought it would be a really good idea because we'd never forget a wedding anniversary and then we got divorced too so those were the only fireworks that night to take a new boyfriend so you can hear all the noises in you that he's supposed to make you do all that oh yes he loved me I Oh what you do are very good Spanish quite a sexy Spanish I think just do Spanish from here on in the fact that you find it sexy is why I stopped doing it Spanish well you want my flip now that's that's more Mexican I just think we should find a different voice for you and we should just stick with it I agree I like I'm now added Liverpool I would stick with us can you do skills everyone can do cows can't no it's the one I think is the accent that's a problem is it's more the pitch round we're possible around on small dicks weaker do next don't fail I'm taking enough of a hammer that's what your girlfriend says we talked about toffee this I'm sorry sorry granddad you know I was wondering other day you know they have chocolate yes do they have toffee er tears men who designed Tuffy's would you have this equivalent in the toffee business where he would design wonderful top or maybe that would be like a side interest that a chocolatier would have or maybe he'd have a younger dimmer cousin who did that you did [Laughter] no we've chocolates right you know do you have a chocolate you go you can very distinctive yeah I like that chocolate you talking about what are you talking about these the biggest stories this year the biggest stories of the year no I was gossiping about well we just think about girls versus boys tonight isn't it people laughing because you just called John Richardson a girl I presume that's why they were laughing yeah being a girl can I just stay that yeah well I mean I'd rather fight this fight myself you know you calling me a girl lady still with this person too upset to speak of them oh I have a penis wrong wrong meeting have a girlfriend and testicles and some whiskey and the fridge I mean we can carry on with the things I've got I tried to put up some shelves and doesn't matter that happens alone I spoke to one man like two days ago who was up I always try and find out what people are doing a lot of people working but this if it's out of choice to be up I think that's where you find the real interesting people he was breathing spiders and he was just hoping that they may imagine what the spider karma sutures like all those legs have even positions they can get into I think I'm self-taught the web star [Music] [Laughter] are you distressed by this report that animals have disappearing it's not great news is it we'll have to start being called four out of five cats for our four out of ten wouldn't it it would be four out of five so it's the same as a out of ten it should be four out of ten cat no because there wouldn't be the joke is that the same percentage would agree with the question asked but we couldn't find 10 cats to ask so we could only ask is it my fault you

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Length: 11min 1sec (661 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 16 2019