JIM CARREY REVEALS SECRET WORLD DOMINATION PLAN

[Applause] next a hick say my first guests are the number one selling video is Ventura pet detective and also the star the number one movie in the box office in the entire world at this very moment the mask please welcome Jim [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] well let's information connect well thanks for coming nice to have you thank you thank you I just want to start off tonight by saying something because I know I know that you're gonna be here for like the next 30 years j-just you know entertaining America at night and I just want to be the first one to say we're gonna miss you man go go gay Oh go gay [Applause] you you never lost your sense of humor even through all the divorces right right thank you thank you this is like oh man are you feeling all can the other night didn't you have your head removed we had an operon of some sort an operation Dumb and Dumber I was up in Utah and I had a hen okay god yeah dumb and dumber in its the next movie and and I had a gallstone and I actually brought it here tonight if you can get a shot I wanted those of like yeah they're white like a little yeah now I don't think oh wow yeah that I don't know if you've ever tried to pass one of these Jay but it's no picnic man you really you really have to relax you know yeah well no actually that's it's not a gallstone it's just a cyst from my armpit guys another day the real the real surgery was that was a little more serious it was a heart transplant okay if you ever go in for one of those seriously good advice always make sure there's a donor available because I didn't have one and now I have the heart of small parakeet feel it day it's going like a trip hammer oh wait yes we have a cat yes I do have it really cuz I react sometimes to that oh really oh I should I should W all over the house oh just napping it doesn't a hard time well it's amazing that you could get up and get around so easily yes I'm resilient there's no question about it and it hasn't affected your mind that's the nice thing about it it doesn't seems not at all tell me at you did you ever imagine it would get this ridiculous seriously you're not even a star and TV well but now it's like crazy people these people going nuts for those people but not anyway think about that the funny thing about it is I was always into this you know visualization right off you know and I and I years ago it's an interesting story because I four years ago I used to go up to Mulholland Drive and I used to say I had this and that and this cool it's all good and it's coming to me you know and and I actually wrote myself a check and this is for real this is not a joke this is for real I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars per picture see this is my Thanksgiving 1995 Wow this is the actual don't record no I don't want to Reggie yeah the actual that's the actual check I wrote myself four years ago and that's the so I'm kind of here to say that the visualization does work and of course now I've had to change my goals because I'm kind of getting close to that one so Wow so I I've been I've been working on this little thing yeah this is this is new I'm kind of into real estate now you get a chance I just I just started renaming the cities and countries there's there's Jim Bob way Jim doe Nisha is the reason masks a gas car is going to be a fun place you know up here we've got fire marshal Billings Montana course Ventura California will stay the same about 11 maintenance is my favorite handy yeah that's you know if everything goes right few years from now a lot of people be vacationing down in the sunny Caribbean really how are your friends you know your friends handling the successes it's hard on them of it well they've completely changed really you've I totally do not mean no no definitely not me can you know that they've changed basically it's you know the hardest thing about it is you can't you can't get sympathy from anybody you know no matter what happens so people will not cut me any slack at all I could say I have I know you see there there you go right there you know I could say I could say I have an inoperable disease I only have three months to live they go yeah but you're loaded hey guys get a load of this poor little rich boy only has three months to live don't ever come back in my church again like the low-spirited okay are you want to dream analysis don't hear you say that well I the event that all that kind of what is that exactly you just analyzing all right yeah among other types of therapy that I'm interested in is dream analysis and I've been writing them down and there's one recurring dream that just kind of freaks me out is when I go crazy yeah and and I want to wipe out a bunch of people right but all I can find is a daisy air-rifle so I go like flying into this fast-food restaurant in slow motion like this it's very frustrating but they will break when we come back part with Jim Carrey right after this stay right back [Music] [Applause] tige with a jump I asked you know okay the big movie you got the trailing doing the movie Bingbing yeah what do you do your kick back you relax what do you do how do you relax that's why I know what are you doing I have hobbies dentistry yeah yeah yeah you're not really serious about it I'm just like having fun like to play so far I've just worked on my agents they'll do anything at this point oh yeah it's great it's great I just call them up I said I've never done a root canal it's excellent but I'm also kind of an amateur puppeteer puppet now see I didn't I know you did the impression that didn't know yeah yeah I'm into that I really like it and well I could show you something you have a puppy on which to me take my shoe off this is a character I've been working on [Applause] yeah yeah no no I did thank you very much I'm not your agent I don't have to get it but it's right now so someone working let me ask you about the movie now it we one can't find the heel good yes maybe we we want I mean the place is packed every fear you go to his pad with this movie now what is it clip we're gonna see here oh just amazing they won't be I mean obviously there are special effects but I see they can't do the special effects I mean unless you just a couple unless you do they're mostly just me well I just I do all my own study it'll be a lot of money because I did it one though I'm good um this next house the nightclub that's very nice I could set this up it's it's a scene from the man said I'm because out sets in the movie you get set up for your life it's just crazy I'm going to try try it I got it okay okay it's it's I'd like to say it's funny and entertaining but it's more than that uh it's uh I think this clip is or could be one of the greatest moments in cinematic history really to means spiritual greatness I hope I haven't built it up too much no no no I don't think so let's take a look seen from the map that one always gets me man really uh I just feel so open sensitive right now vulnerable yeah yeah let me ask you about singing in the movie now say I see you do they look a Cuban Pete yeah I did Cuban Pete it's on the it's on the dance charts actually now there's a lot of gay guys going conga that's kind of exciting and but I'm not I don't I'm not taking myself seriously as a singer I know I I fact I won't even sing unless it's the absolutely perfect song like this one smile though your heart is aching smile even though it's Wicky [Music] when there's a tear may be ever so near [Music] that's the car [Music] [Applause] please don't cry [Applause] you might want to zoom in on this one [Applause] you'll see good life is still worth if you [Music] [Applause] Oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

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Length: 13min 37sec (817 seconds)

Published: Fri May 05 2017