Jerry Clower - Tater Rides the Moped

all of y'all know that my dearest and closest friend growing up was Marcel Ledbetter I checked on him the other day Marcel steel Holland put wood and he's got a young boy named Taylor Taylor Ledbetter that hits him Taylor loves to go to the wood yard because the man is a manager the wood yard owns one a moped motorcycles and while they're unloading the Parkwood old Tanner rides ammo penny [Music] now he's forbidden to take it outside the wood yard but this particular day tater saw an opening in the fence and he'd give it to good good we went out on a hard road and pulled up to the red light and stopped but that time a brand new mercedes-benz pulled out of a brand new showroom whooped around in the street won him $70,000 ones and pulled up fast and stopped at the red light in a driver look and as tater on the moped right that tailor leaned over and put his nose on the glass trying to look in [Music] driver the Mercedes spool to wind it down and Taylor stuck his head over in that goo whoa smell them leather seats look at that dashboard looks like the console of a brand new cotton gin Oh sir it's the most beautiful car I ever seen in my life buster thank you young man thank you very much Taylor said how fast would it go he said 120 120 that's that time of life change Taylor swung back on the moped and the man took off and I mean really sho Taylor how he could do it and just left tire tracks in the middle of the road the man's going along doing about 90 and he sees a speck in his rearview member and the specks getting closer and closer and about that time that speck said many patched over here on the left-hand side man driving the Mercedes said good gracious that look like that little boy all that moped ain't no way that could happen at that time he saw it coming back he said it was held merci he gonna pass me twice looked in the rearview mirror and here he comes again right at the back of that Mercedes anywhere runs into the back bumper man slams on brakes jumps out Taylor had done bet - cooter shell on the back of that car and now he was laying down in the middle of that momentum Park strode everywhere the man saw was breathing in some Sun I so hope you all right is there anything in the world that I can do for you son Taylor said yes sir you can unhook my suspenders from your sideview mirror

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Keywords: Jerry Clower, Tater Rides the Moped, Country Humor, Southern Humor

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Length: 3min 56sec (236 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 21 2014