hey by the way Skittles Taste that rainbow how many you guys get Skittles commercials I got one advertisements they think they can control us anything they can control me with your subliminal [ __ ] hey I don't know what's wrong with me tonight hey going to play more Sleeping Dogs you all know you you already know what it is Sleeping Dogs we're on the DLC Island I think uh no apparently not I guess we are not on the island anymore okay uh so this is this is what we're doing now I guess maybe this joke I do well he came out at the same time let's do some missions man I love this game have you did anyone tell you that yet that I love this game there's consequences you see you know there's real consequences here I've been coming here for 30 years Lawrence the stakes needed to be real you understand Lawrence we're going to go to let's let's do this let's go meet Ace that's Ed Harris from Westworld come on man you're exactly the same Lawrence come on stop calling my cellular telephone device I'll never get that I'll never get it right where's this guy find Ace call from Ace tried to kill me he's crazy there he is [ __ ] I got to trace the W hold on a minute get get the ants to the center of the ants get to the center of the ants oh okay this way oh I got to get to the center of the maze you're going to help me find out what this game's all about I'm going to get to the center of the maze give me a [ __ ] $100 for that one I'm in one of those moods tonight guys I don't know why what happened to the Zodiac torney I have this way the the swame question that's the last what we left off anytime you reload the game I think it just puts you in the center of the maze so there he is is this guy do I have to put like a marker on this dude no it's up here okay I guess I guess it's not it's over there just get in here right here oh Jesus Oh I okay now I understand I it's this way now oh this sucks I thought it was going to be much closer than this no no no no no I'm going to to turn around bang I'm going bang a left over here why do I have to do this to get why do I have to do this I can't just call the police all right there we go I'm almost there I think I can wrap around this way have to go over there all right let's go someone stop him what do you mean somebody stopped me why do I need to be stopped there we go all right trace the call scan the region with the strongest signal hello anyone there this one hello hello can you tell me where you are I didn't get okay I'm going to get hurt find the one common to all antennas got crushed what R where you on can you can you hear me I'm just standing here what okay scanning f are you sure does he need an ambulance he's gone he's gone are hang connection's loost I what the [ __ ] am I supposed to be doing what the hell was that what what was that what the [ __ ] was that find the one common thing to connect what are you what are you people what [ __ ] oh my [ __ ] God I hate this Mission okay let's try this again scan the region with the strongest signal which is this one here there and then now I have to hello find the one common green to all antennas is dead look I'm coming to get you okay he ran us and I'm bman look I'm trying to find you hang on let me see how long they beat stay on the line okay got crushed you can you hear me okay no I understand okay I think it's one on the left I think it's this one here this one okay just didn't know what the [ __ ] was even trying to tell me to do get to the crash before AC's girlfriend dies quickly before she dies hurry up before she dies that's her health meter hurry up she doesn't have any esis left that was [ __ ] funny dude nice man you got any more yeah maybe sometime and stay tuned man I'm so excited I know me too she's down there she's down I'm going have to jump out no she's not where is she right here investigate the crash what crash is it crash down here found found her there we go okay I can I'm going to get you to safety I tried to help him he's blood everywhere actually insane stre we were in tell me everything you know atast he setting us up he got alongside the back of the car ran us into the railing pushed us up against it that sounds so terrible but you know I do that [ __ ] like 10 times a minute and I'm fine you'll be all right hang in there you're acting that's a totally normal occurrence in my world lady should I pick her rough why wouldn't I try to help this lady he going to leave her okay I forgot about that see oh you lady what you're describing can I get you to look over here to the left is this what you're describing H there we are ma'am I've solved the case I do that [ __ ] on a daily basis got um so why why wouldn't I help her yes inspector k a damn it we were supposed to catch them in the ACT yeah well they acted too fast I have an eyewitness statement and all the evidence eye witness dying on the beach a warrant don't bother I have a better idea I'll challenge him to a race and once we're in it I'll lead him right to you all right but wa I want somebody's getting in an accident up there this is just maniacal hotot let's see who rules the streets where are you hiding meet at Victoria Peak bring a fast car find find a fast car hey I found one I found a fast car how do I get in it how do I get in the fast car that's the one problem Oh another fast car no this ain't a fast car dump it all right you have to be you have you have to understand what I'm trying to do here do you get it do you guys get it yet I'm trying to drive over the railing to land the car on the lady but I feel like that's going to end the mission so maybe I shouldn't do that fast car oh gero we don't understand this one's got electrical sounds this is a cash back fast cash back I like it I'm going to use it I'm not don't get it all [ __ ] dirty don't get it all dirty whoa this is fast wow fine it's a little ding never hurt anybody couple of dings and dents it's a refurbished model anyways yeah whatever it doesn't matter the car just have to drive it's okay I'm going to go to a cut scene and the car is is going to get repaired I promise you want you want to bet $100,000 on that US USD I will bet a $100,000 United States dollars that when we go in the cut scene the car is magically repaired if the car remember this is a $100,000 bet to be deposited directly into my comp so I will go to to a bank and I will take out 100 Grand and I will put that into my other bank account I'm going to I'm going to have to get a loan though cuz I don't have $100,000 so I'm going to get a loan for $100,000 I'm going to lie to I'm going to make up a business we'll call it like Fastback like for cash back it's a service where I loan people money so I'll go get a loan to start my own loan business and pay myself with that all right Punk let's well suck win I owe myself $100,000 in loans you suck you know that don't disable Hot Shots car until you hit the road W hey you think you're he was good too there too many this is very this okay this is a drift level look at how many turns there are with really fast cars oh my God this is not expert level these I didn't play these Mario Kart levels you know what I'm saying these are the ones that were too hard for [Applause] me God damn it I'm trying to drift around like a [ __ ] idiot God damn it I even did like the Yoshi story shortcut thing and it didn't matter catching up big turn here I can't blow this all right there we go better better good what am I supposed to do about are we going to do this for there we go whoa I thought this was supposed to be a race just came out of the come on come on is he disabled yet that was [Laughter] [ __ ] germa Fastback you give me $100,000 and I give you $90,000 back in loans to the next person that comes in my office I promise you 10% dividends no is still alive die later wait why do I have to escape the cops I'm one of you I'm one of the cops germa fast back super triangle it's not a pyramid stupid it's a triangle they're different one of them's 3D congratulations now I have to hack his telephone again don't text and drive obstructing The View possible to say how many lives you saved but you really did a job on this one officer Shen good work High Roller 20 no scoundrel file and a CIA report and $1,200 that car just dded that guy into this mat car I didn't have nothing to do with that [Music] excuse me excuse me this bike sucks hey it's way I need a car a car I'll be there right away he's got the better bike where is he he's right there okay showed up randomly all right Let's test it out man let's race word around the street is you're the best [ __ ] fastest valet in the world can you keep up with [Music] me we're on the streets you're the fastest VA in the world VA no not not the better AR not a Veterinary here you go don't Reon too much hey thanks a lot buddy you're a big help voice actor thanks man do a funny thing on the [Music] motorcycle a car this is Che those apples look really fresh I want one I was just stopping by to see if there was anything you needed I know it's no consolation be on fruits but I got to look at one of the gunmen from the wedding now I will find him and I'll make him tell me who's responsible all right have I'll try [Music] that happened to Iron Man we changed clothes call Ricky to get a Johnny number Rick this way [ __ ] way how you holding up I got a lot of loose ends to clean up I need an outsider for a couple things you got Johnny Rat's number Johnny ratface man stay away from that lunatic you give him a job you're going to have to steam clean your conscience when he's done you know what I mean yeah I know all about him he's my man I guess you know do spoilers no spoilers no God is this the spoiler you didn't want me to see that I had to do another one of these find the blip Missions at least this one's easy it's in the middle of Central Park hey is this uh this Johnny yeah a friend sent me to you works a lot of movie stars know what I mean so the one blip that is the same blipsy wait wait wait wait please look I trade diamonds down in central my partner took off with all our stuff and by the time the cops look into it he'll be halfway to shangai got you [ __ ] go find Johnny brat all right now if this character is an actual ratman give an A+ game tight okay I was hitting left why would it turned me right and what is going on with my video game do I know how a brake Works uh yes I've driven a car for about 20 i' i' I've had a license for 20 years I think I know how a brake Works what do you think I am crazy I drive my car every day it's a a nice car by the way it's a Toyota supercharger oh you love it baby I promise are you insane think of all the money we'll make this is our future you and me [ __ ] you [ __ ] I'm not taking off my clothes for you or anyone else 12y old driver I got my permit early fine Johnny the rat face I would assume he's probably in here there's a statue there I'm going this going to be a shootout or something I knew it you know I knew it I knew what was going to happen here oh I was in the middle of a combo how could you do such a thing oh my God I'm going to put that guy through the is that a guillotine yes it is a guillotine come here holy [ __ ] that was insane H find him he's in here somewhere this is too violent it is rated te for teenagers and I'll show you why check this out this is why it's ready T for not that this yeah that t for guys and you know what that the game would be rated T for if that's all that was happening I'll take a knife thank you I wish I could just have melee weapons I want to buy them confront Johnny if I confront do you mean Michael Myers from Michael Myers 3 when he throws the thing like a goddamn dagger oh and he misses and instead the music starts to play really loudly and it gets on top of the guy and [ __ ] starts stomping on his penis by the what a stupid name for a movie have you guys realized that old horror movies like all the old iconic movies like first of all they're not even they're not even named anything they're named after holidays or days think about that so you got Friday the 13th is just a date that's the Jason movies Halloween that's just another day that's another holiday that's the Michael Myers movies now how many monster movies are just named after [Music] days saw named after of course Saturday and Wednesday every Saw movie takes place on Saturday and Wednesday it's it's the J it's the jakea puzzle killer I don't understand it ow Texas Chainsaw but that's a state so you know it's a days and States days and states and places Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger what is Elm Street Texas Wednesday Friday Halloween get him oh wow they're still going here and somehow I didn't somehow don't die there's one more Guy where is he Don't Hurt Johnny Cabin in the Woods not anything that's going on in that movie where are we or what day is it you could pull that back to every every single horror movie what day is it or where are we the raft where are we Infinity War Infinity war is not the same that's like the name of the war that they're having that's that's relevant L [ __ ] killer clowns from outer space yeah where are they from from I I saw a great uh movie that I saw recently get out where get out from here like get out of here it's a PL get out from there uh what's another one I saw I'm seeing oh what's that a a quiet place H okay what a quiet a place a quiet place they didn't even try with that one what am I'm supposed to be shooting these guys probably should start doing that no crash into a truck I still have to see that excuse me thank you who are you what do you want friend of mine wants to serve you some noodles what you crazy look man I got powerful friends who would that be going kill you tell me their names so we can go see them right now look what are the odds rat movie that's not a real movie though a pretended movie fck too all right why I got to get off this damn Highway it wasn't the wrong way the GPS just has to update I was going that way and the GPS turned me around and we saw last stream that we just have to go One Direction like One Direction which way are you facing you know what I mean like give me a [ __ ] break they need to stop that 98° how hot is it outside like give me a [ __ ] break these horror movies canot title correctly Oceans 11 that's not a horror movie and neither are the last two things that I've said my point Still [Music] Standing the rat face meet Mrs CH uh Winston's mother she's not happy I don't know what this guy told you what would I name them instead well Friday the 13th would be don't know what you're talking Jason the psycho [ __ ] pleas nightmare in Elm Street would be kuger in your dreams she's [ __ ] crazy kuger in your dreams too kuger in your dreames 3 anything you want to know Ker's nightmare holy [ __ ] she's murdering this guy you know like you know a nightmare on the streets a quer in the sheets get off that bike well that was I good I stole that for no reason we got to do something about shut the [ __ ] up Jackie we got to think you got to think shut up both of you Winston's gone right now we got to stick together we just can't let the 18K get away with this what makes you so sure it was 18K they were definitely 18K even stupid Jackie knows that you ever think maybe they were just trying to look like Silly Putty story what the [ __ ] are you talking about skirmishes with them lately nothing major it doesn't make sense they story where are you getting that from do you think it was I don't know but I'm going to find out and who the [ __ ] are you I'm here for Mr Lee I take it you've heard of big smile Lee he's another son on ye boss red P just like Winston okay what can we do for Mr Lee he has decided that for the time being you may continue your operations in this area but the percentage previously paid to Wednesday no what what is go to Mr Lee no no no really but what what is this what is this silly putty story you got me I'm I'm all [ __ ] up now interesting proposition but I have a counter offer from Mr Lee I'd appreciate if you relay this back to him word for word can you do that shoot him you tell Mr Lee so you tell him bang and then return and then we'll let him that's the blood coming out I don't think he'll find that offer to his likeing I think you'll find that I don't give a [ __ ] you see our guest out make sure he doesn't get lost you'll regret this I promised you that that is a very comically large weapon you're right get to your crew first of all give me the case oh [ __ ] hold on just hold the door and I mean that in a non hilarious way you know what I mean God damn it the analog is so slippery yeah I mean that's not in the hilarious way let's go got a watch whoa whoa whoa got I got the big Golden Gun it is a one hit kill no it's not did I just stab him with the gun I think I did no I just dropped my gun give me the other gun give me the cool one oh God damn it I dropped it it's gone I dropped it on the ground the paint came off hey [Music] I think I'm I'm finally going to get the going in the crows n right if I just started dancing here come on I need to get in there come on come on come on let me get up there I've wanted this the whole game oh [ __ ] all right you want to Looney Tunes this come over here who threw the chair at him come on please Looney Tunes this with me all right here we go no you're supposed to Looney Tunes this get down we have to yo Sam Sam versus bugs money come on man don't do this to me thanks a lot muddy appreciate it I like the flashlights on these things man they're so cool I thought that was me [ __ ] damn it that happened in the rap movie that's a ripoff Jackie get the car get the car I'll try again again just get to the car Jack's activated [ __ ] I was going to do something oh oh no that cool it's on cool down now I only had it for like 5 Seconds come on PA not this time Jack jaate J is now on cool down [ __ ] um over there on your [ __ ] no hey remember uh remember all those gun upgrades I skipped over cuz I didn't want to get them sure gotten them check left side [ __ ] man he's getting away come on come on let's go step on it take them out we got On Target any more commands for me jck mode has been deactivated and can no longer be used for 6 months due to the brevity of that current situation [ __ ] what what are you serious I don't have a six month cool down on that do I oh [ __ ] me I'm going to have to buy something here I got to buy some more jck codes I got to buy J's currency here I don't know where that is get away I can drop the cool down if I put some Jack's money in so it's fine I'll be fine oh [ __ ] I don't know what to do now it's like [ __ ] 1999 to get like TW 25 jck and that's so annoying it's too expensive it really is they need to like figure out some type of sale or plan or something come on I'll buy it it's worth it what the [ __ ] was that just move move what what's wrong with me why couldn't I move oh it was glued to that lady's head apparently no it's don't have tell me I'm going to have to restart this [ __ ] he's right there well this is bad it's fine you H guys covered in blood you're done are you done come on do something what do you want don't think so ear clap I'm going to break your face you lot of come on do it again want to go for grab again Pi him up let's go [ __ ] anything I can do with him no the boxes you done I went tell you boss stay the [ __ ] out of my territory [ __ ] you away this is end really I really just let that happen damn it surrender immed a [ __ ] just what I needed I'm not controlling this he's doing it on his own okay now I have to how do I do this I'm going to lose him here get in the hell huh who the [ __ ] are you guys change your tongue [ __ ] they don't care anymore I got him inside the cab and now I'm stealth your life J broken no j my apolog I swear we went in there so why'd you bring me out here I think I might be above the law valuation is this like the governor or something I will get to the point this must be a you must realize that you cannot stand against big smile Lee alone that's what everyone tells me Roland ho said I'd need other bosses to support me indeed nah I Believe In Harmony balance peace and I don't mind spilling a little blood to achieve it with Uncle Po in the hospital there's much uncertainty in the sun on ye if he recovers we will both be stable and strong if he dies the 18K presents a very real threat absolute un we we will need to elect why do I think that's funny I don't know why ah big smile represents step backwards for the sun on ye why continue to girls into prostitution and pornography when there are other less archaic more profitable ways for us to make money I have very different ideas about our future I want to take the son Oni forward but it would be unwise even for me to stand against big smile Leon which brings me to you now we both appear to have the same problem way Shen and the opportunity to benefit if we work together where's the mass the mass where's the mass I have my own reasons for big smile operations you know now if you stand against him you can count you can't for all the open world games that exist we will talk soon you can go to the strip club you can go to the car dealership where's the church and where's mass that I can do as a mini game un un believable right what's up with that why can't I go why can't I go to mass and just sit down and just listen ah I didn't even see what it said cuz I instantly buttoned to the person uh some [ __ ] named NZ is ripping me off at top glamour I need your help let's upgrade hold X and then X okay that that's a charging kick that's cool that's also good what about how far do we go here melee weapon resistance C I'm going to do this I like this I can charge up the regular X where's the Silly Putty story okay fine here you go um when I was uh when I was 12 I one time I bought Silly Putty and you know when you take Silly Putty and you can put it over the newspaper and you can peel it off and you can see you can do it to Comics or you know the funnies um so one time I took a newspaper I took Silly Putty and I went over um you guys remember the the comic book The the comic Fox Trot remember Fox Trot well I went over the like the the the boy's face with a silly putty and peeled it off and it was just that boy's face from Fox Tru and I stretched it out and you can stretch it and make it look really funny and I stretched it out and put it over my face you know so I had like the fox trod boy's face you know and then I robbed a bank and made off with about 12 Grand and then I was arrested I started my streaming career when I got out of prison uh two years ago you can't climb that give me a break the Fox Trot Bandit strikes again oh that's it yeah that's the story yeah wa my YouTube channel I mean I I've just had a lot of time in the cell making videos you know a lot of that was not even you know me all those videos I were not I was I was I paid a company to record those [Laughter] videos I paid I paid some company to record the gameplay and then I edited it together and I had a bunch of like whoa is in what and who what the [ __ ] with my prison microphone that I made in the toilet sandwich bus I've never I want to ride on a sandwich bus feel like it'd be fun I I want to be the top bun you know what I mean I've never been on one of those I feel like being the top bun would be so much fun in a sandwich bus cuz you just squished on top of some other people I don't just feel like a I want to do it okay how far away am I from this I want my bike you know who we're going to call hey this way I need a car a car I'll be there right away this guy's this by the way the car valet is going to be in the next Rumble guaranteed I promise this is the best character in the whole entire game here you go okay okay can I upgrade the valet so I can pick the car that I want for the current Mission we have a random encounter over here though which uh yep going to do it might as [Music] well what is it interesting off the bike I guess the 18K are moving a shipment of product across the city don't let their trucks reach aine okay drive onto the freeway let got to disable the [Music] Vans shoot the tires this might be armored might to shoot the guys in the back what happened I I drove right into the midium oh what a way to go Secret Agent Man good work just the man for the job guy blindly oh I love it is he not disabled how do you call that not disable there it is all right that's disabled though and now I'm getting off the highway I'm not going to restart I don't want to do this oh it's just an event doesn't matter who cares you know I thought it might be funny I mean I can't do this but um I thought it would be funny at some point if I were to go find a random YouTube let's play of this game and find the name of the mission that we're about to start turn off my microphone turn off my sounds and play with that in the background and try to match it up but I can't do that that's that's that's against terms of service and then I thought it would be funny what if I did that with like an episode of cops right get an episode of cops in the background and just turn off my sounds and try to make it uh que up I I can't like stream somebody else's like videos and like pretend it's me hey man wait you won't believe what those [ __ ] did who those guys are top Glam you somebody you know I brought another load of watches they were supposed to give me 200,000 for them instead they give me this hunk of [ __ ] I don't even know how to ride this thing I P it here calm down give me the bike I'll get you your money what are you going to do same thing I always do Jackie use an actual police scanner deliver the bike I could probably do that with an episode of cops though that's going to that would take a little bit of time to get that foret out all right here here okay put put this joke in the pocket cuz the next time I play an open world police crime type game like this it's going to be ready it it might even be like something you don't even expect it might not even be cops might be like Dog the Bounty Hunter or something something stupid you going to let me in all right come on in go to the shipping yard and my goal is to try to make it match the game that I'm playing Rino 911 yeah put that one in put that one on the notepad open up notepad and write that down nice slick rain drifting I like it n not this [ __ ] guy what do you want my friend Jackie tells me you owe him some money you're sitting on it and where' you get off strong arming me huh I know you're a cop and I know you're a snitch you want to see who your boys kill first [ __ ] you kill him kill him thought I was going to drive directly into it catch the armored van sure diners Drive-In and dies out of here no that guy's my brain oh oh open please open it please oh they're going over the jumps I had a bad view oh epic epic stoping I don't even know happen oh how epic was that [ __ ] hi YouTube come on [ __ ] you're coming with me what the [ __ ] why would you turn this way what are you thinking why would you the game turned me around what do you this is how it's supposed to start are you serious how are you not affected by that just blow the car are they're still alive you both of you are not dead yes they are no they're not they're both alive no wait hold I'm supposed to hold on to him I'm not supposed to kill him it just kind of did that see what I did to your boss yeah you're next stop this guy should not be alive it's really annoying that this guy over this guy over here is still alive get in the trunp you're coming with me let's go come on man let me go I can't turn the T I can't turn the wheels I'm not kidding I can't turn the car I can't turn the car this the tires were blown out yeah this car can drive [Music] straight oh my God you got to be kidding me this is going to be dangerous hit it shoot your gun okay call inspector Tang inspector I have one of your in the trunk of my car what can I put him in a different car so either you make him disappear or I bring over I I want to go in a different car drive him this is bad because if if I pull him out and I kill him or [Music] something no I'm not even going to risk it just drive carefully you're making the big if I pulled him out and I smashed his head or something be in a lot of trouble there he is he's all cozy back there hey did we stop let me out of here I [ __ ] [ __ ] myself [ __ ] hey let me out of here you [ __ ] my people are going to cut you into into pieces you hit me you don't sound threatening when you just said you were you [ __ ] your pants don't want I [ __ ] my pants by the way I so strong and you're in trouble hey I can hear you what the [ __ ] are you doing out there open the [ __ ] truck hey show the lady some respect got him $60,000 nice we got new case final kill collection we got a final kill sounds pretty interesting though I think I want to do it let's go eat some pork unbelievable well this is crunchy fish balls you have them you have did I use the drunken fist outfit I did we did last [Music] nightow let's do the final kill new outfit how much money do I have no we need we need like another couple hundred thousand no no no no no more outfits I want a car I want like the best car in the game I need like a million dollars we can't just blow our money on shitty cosplays shocked I haven't played the new God of War oh I'm going to been having a blast with this game so I don't really want to stop Point Mrs Che here's Mrs ch's last mission absolutely Game of the Year God of War Sammy yeah just I hear it is just guys did it is that what Johnny told you it's just like the best game by far this year I'm willing to give it a go dog eyes did you ask if she was cooking someone I don't think so go to dog here it is yep we we've been talking about dog eyes this whole game the guy's name is even in the title sleeping dog eyes this guy is a dog he's dog dog eyes it's time to go do the final kill of the game that's not true but you know here's The Hideout there's going to be a gunfight in here or something of the sorts I would say if I was a person that had any thought that's what I would be thinking is dog guy the T-Rex I don't get it is this an actual animal in here you even had a caution tape there all right on itchy Case Case Case Case hold on itchy ear itchy inner ear I hate that you guys know that Phantom super inside of your ear itch right and it can never go away cuz you you can't scratch deep enough I wish there was a little device that I could stick in my ear and it itched inside of where my brain is oh and then you start moving your tongue like trying to itch your ear from your tongue into the side of your mouth it's just like ah and nothing satisfies it right um I get am I just running in here I guess not [ __ ] let's something out here mean how high am I that's don't do that that's the tongue in the upright part of your cheek ear Place scratch well now this has changed I didn't press any buttons get me are you sure you're human I yeah I mean I don't know yeah you know what I I've never seen my birth certificate before and my only earliest memory I have is being 15 I don't have any other memories and my mother used to always say a bunch of weird [ __ ] about like you're not even from this planet Jeremy and I'm like yeah that means something crazy anything happens to me big smile is going to talk to ask you got it before 15 years old all I can remember is blue lights flashing and um being very very happy and calm and being surrounded by stars what's going on get down to the I'm going to need to pick up now got it on my way [Laughter] no I don't want to go for any more jumps all right that was a joke that I would do right that's that's the the oh I did I I jumped and I I'm dead I would make that same scream too probably just floated ah [ __ ] clumsy give me a break I love these Chase sequences this so no all right environmental kills we got quite a few of them here into the fish tank mhm into the head don't you even think about it he got [Music] me come with me and you'll be the [ __ ] is in there chase him up [ __ ] open the door open the door oh we can do fish kills here no you blew it all that weapon sucks give the knife really break so you let him Spike them oh [ __ ] Spike kill or Ryan I didn't even what the [ __ ] you want man you done some bad thing Sammy sorry what did you call me huh nobody call me that anymore this is about meing your [ __ ] the riot can commence you got to be Fu come on give me the riot give it to me wake up little brother it's not like I that need hey I tried to do a fish kill and it failed I had to do the sure thing person way osar the Grouch the the guy know what I'm saying am am I being led to believe that he was hiding in the fishes not to me it wasn't look if you don't like it you take it up with big Smiley he's the one who need a [ __ ] I was doing my job [ __ ] man what he got what he got yeah um Winston I can't make anything El [ __ ] you're coming with me look maybe we can cut a deal all right stop all I just looked over a chat and my eyes are burning big cut you I wonder why maybe it's because of the bright electric yellow that's on my screen be the future chman of the [ __ ] yeah you and big smile Le are pretty close huh yeah we're tight like [ __ ] brought us who's this guy we were TI too is this smiley get him get him now oh yeah oh I get it I got Redemption here guys Redemption you can stop rioting give it up you fck there it is we're going to get him on every single hook I can only have one wait what are those things what are those like radishes like parsnips oh no there're swordfishes that is Mortal Kombat that guy nice here we go bang bang B you into the spikes hook has multiple uses no it doesn't it doesn't you lied to me oh I unlocked a new move didn't I yeah I want to I didn't even get a chance to try it [ __ ] and I'm looking at chat stop looking at chat okay there it is it's a charge kick that's cool easy to get people away from you defeat dog eyes I don't think that'll be that hard come on swing at me do it who he didn't swing oh boy that hurt is that easy get the [ __ ] over here listen you're going to regret this no I'm trying I to pick him up I'm seeing if there's way no I can't do it I can't do it you guys saw I tried I tried to do it where the car's over here get in the trunk where we going to the restaurant oh I can't I'm not driving am I driving what's going on no I'm not driving to Mrs Che she has something she wants to tell him let see how good this driver is so far so good we could take care of this ourselves leave me nobody's chasing me no gun to pull out and shoot the machine gun behind me this son of a [ __ ] deserves the worst we can give you're come on where are the four armored vans that are going to pull up on the highway ooh m that just looked like fun I'm not even sure how dangerous this would be it really be that dangerous if your car popped up like that and landed right on this Forest right like cat how bad would that be I don't think it would be that big of a deal I think you would be like holy [ __ ] that was fun like that see like that I don't think it's that dangerous come on see look at how much fun that was tighten it up maybe we good couple more popcorn jumping out nope didn't make it sorry some good driving there thanks man all right take him out of the trunk I don't want to do that again so he's put we're actually going to pull him out I'm not [ __ ] around not Chase sequen is where you have to unload a th rounds what what the [ __ ] you doing huh wait wait wait wait sit down and shut the [ __ ] up she's going to carve him up and turn him into a pie Jesus I haven't been here in [ __ ] years Sam it's cool M I already [Music] ate hey what the [ __ ] are you doing yeah he said she was cooking that [Music] guy that's definitely people you're right the person St if you have a problem with me then let's sort it out ourselves okay we don't need to bring her into this sorry it's nothing personal just business Sor please what happened I don't want to wait till next episode yeah we leveled up the soup extra ingredients that would give me nightmares too man to be continued all right we're good a new day what are we doing for close today okay let's see preset outfit I should put this on and just do a couple of cop missions yeah I'm going to do a few cop okay I need to get leveled up with my police we need to do a random police Mission just cuz I'm I'm still level four and you get a baton so why the hell would I not have this holy God damn it man that oh I need to test that out I want to do that off the top rope to somebody imagine that off of a building the cop outfit's the best outfit he was eating was he yeah you know what was in that food people we just saw it getting cooked you don't think that Mrs Chu supplies the guys that are out front with the kiosk come on guys thinking [Music] face like Mrs cheu Cooks people restaurant kiosks right outside her restaurant thinking face arber AV with the police we're on our way take out the as salant you got it oh nice I like this Resident Evil outfit is that looks like me with the glasses and everything I just have that same outfit on and the same glasses get over here oh my God don't kill me don't kill me under arrest right you're going to jail don't move you're under arrest I'm not looking forward to writing this so let's see how much that gives not that much rest no no no don't get in his car out of the car I was so confused get over I'm going to [ __ ] jail that's my line you're going to [ __ ] jail what about you you're going to [ __ ] jail that's what I would say if I was a cop my partner would give me the nod like hey dude like this guy is guilty we got him like say it you can like say the thing you like to do I'll be like oh you're going to [ __ ] jail man Hong Kong police what oh I actually can do that you like you got the right hey you got the right to remain silent you know like new case available let's go do the new case or no this one's still going we're going to do this good cop it's that's a Triad Mission I all right so I do have to have pick up the okayy showing up to a showing up to a Triad beating in a Hong Kong police uniform you know didn't really think that one through so you know have to Hong Kong policeman that's how we do it 500 IQ stream replace Triad missions to level up as a cop look don't worry look at we got plenty of [ __ ] we got plenty of things to do as a policeman here we go wait I have something for you what is it dead Triads six of them in the past few months all found by the water all sliced open what are the investigators thing a a police officer I look like an art curator hkpd puts a lot of effort into solving dead gangsters so what they're not people now this is why I'm coming to you 5D we just found three new bodies under the aine bridge get down there and take a look around and way uniform officers on the scene say at least one of them is from your crew what you positive keep your head on straight officer and your eyes open are you sure I've never heard I've never turn up my microphone turn off my microphone no I can't turn off my microphone it's impossible my Currys will I'm sorry my computer sucks no actually yeah yeah here's I you know what I'm actually going to get this weekend are you ready this weekend why am I walking here uh this weekend I'm actually going to get a compressor like an equal an actual equalizer you have a but I don't know if I I don't like sounding like that you know you know that that equalizer sound that everyone has where they have like the professional their their voice is so compressed and it's so gone through an equalization device that they sound like they're coming out of a a radio station I I don't like that sound I'm not a big fan of the sound there's the armored truck all right let's get it me I can't you really the garage wasn't big enough for me to get out of there set the valet oh that's a good idea all right I'm going to set the valet as the SWAT car oh a over there in a SWAT van there it [Laughter] is you need a car sure thing I'll Barrel through the street with this oh look at that thing what an absolute unit this is a long ride okay so I've never driven more than 1 minute I'm pretty sure I'm going to beat that now CU this is slow and big and it's open the road is open I'm going to turn on the lights to make sure nobody drives into me so I can beat my previous almost there they're making it harder the level's getting harder level's getting harder 101 102 J has beaten the record can I get to 1 minute and 30 seconds 27 28 29 30 I win 145 just go I I I am going what do you mean just go [ __ ] GPS take it right be there or be square park it in here here we go all right we got to be a good boy only somebody just gave a lot of money I'm have to make that worth your while we're going to have to I'm going to have to get a perfect score here for you I'm going to try did I just get a disguise wait hold on did I just take off this outfit to put this outfit back on what was my laundry dirty so now am I not going to get the bonus what there it is convince the cop to leave who are you bomb squad you here or see anything suspicious officer what no is there a bomb uh you could go off at any I'm guessing the blast won't go more than a few hundred meters excuse me I forgot something in my car okay only good boy nothing else there we are I thought you supposed to climb the thing in the middle photograph the body make sure we get it this guy's alive this guy's doing the I'm alive [Music] thing I'm going to get his lockness monster impression Vincent [ __ ] it's just condemned all over again you find a curious incision I'm going to get grabbed that's just how it works it's going to go son of a [ __ ] someone did surgery on these guys this body has the same incision yep here we go grab and I don't get to fight all three of them everyone the same this is no ordinary serial killer looks as if the three bodies have had an organ harvested return the uniform yeah let me return my uniform well let's we're going to track down the serial killer as an officer you know officer of the Court mhm put my other clothes back [Music] on so actually I'm completing the mission in this outfit so did you find out right they got Vincent I'm sorry I know he was your friend what are you going to do next all the victims were son all had an cut right out you're right what organ murder do I not know what the organ is removals profession nice roller coaster this is a [ __ ] Disney ride all right keep me informed there we are come on give me a lot perfect there we are nice wow holy [ __ ] oh my goodness that was a lot that's a lot we'll just do this again I'm going to do it again that's a lot uh here we go way can obtain firearms from the trunks of police cars yes now we can do the rest of these that's a lot of points we're going to do we're going to keep doing this man why the hell wouldn't I serial killer lead two all right all right all right you want to fight you look like you might survive a couple of rounds I'll do it I think I could take your uh I think I could take you on let's go the excellent my very happy beat some ass hey guys okay well excuse me uh we nobody said go there was no announcer that said go round one of six just imagine a cop doing this double [Music] kill you scared you should be this is a lot of people all right we're going to have to do some tactical throws here have to go bowling with a lot of these guys that's so satisfying it really is grabbing people and whipping them into a bunch of people [Music] like come here come here come here come here come here come here come here backwards oh [Applause] forwards woo goodbye this is fun I love this I'm having a blast here there's like 30 people here now last one how many are there oh they're everywhere what about this guy just smoking the cigarette does he have anything to do with the fight I don't think he has anything to do with the fight he might be just like a bodyguard he's got me three fat guys in a row here okay careful now careful now I'm in the corner get out of the [Music] corner whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa there whoa there easy he's going to go for it that's it game over all right all right all right we have a winner serious I got difficult there can do I like those they're pretty they're intense and they're fun when they throw 20 enemies at you at the same time I like it extra face it's a lot of money too we just made so much money definitely worth doing that okay uh serial kill of part two no I can't go back up the ride just just run um where is this trying to get me to go I think it wants me to get in a boat okay we'll get there somehow wait hold on the valet hey it's way I need a car a car really I'll be there right away you you're going to get a car down here you're going to get a police van down here I think he's up on the highway yeah he is he's on the highway he's on the bridge above me he's up there where is he he's up here he's just [ __ ] terrorizing people he's just killing so many people up there I he can't drive off the road that's too bad I he can't just drive off the road okay well let's see what he does cuz I'm going to go he's this guy his AI pathing makes it so he refuses to not deliver the car to you so we're going to get out a little bit to this part and see what he does just get out a little bit here and then we'll see what he does from here now that I'm out here what's his plan now don't jump out of the boat don't jump out of the boat don't jump out of the okay I have to I have to get in the boat where is he does he figured it out he's still on the mini map yeah he's he's on the Move he's on the Move he's moving I can't exactly see where he is but he's trying to come down here can you see him I can't even I can't see him I thought he was up there looks like he's trying to get on a different Highway all right well we're going to go we're going to circle around this way he's still on the move there he goes yep he's going on this highway see if he can meet us here this is more important than anything else right now see the white blip on the mini map that's him desperately trying to get over here let's see let's just open up the map and see where he is there he is okay car valet he okay he got off the highway where is he now what is he doing just go down the on- ramp man let going to on the dog I think he finally figured it out let's see if he gets down here oh you stupid [ __ ] idiot I need to investigate this I need to see what he's doing here he comes oh God he figured it out there he is he is it's only a matter of time before he figures out how to come down the stairs there he is you see that was so menacing oh God where is he he's getting closer whoa here you go I hope this is good enough thanks where's the car you didn't even bring it okay well at least we tried surpris if he just walked no he did not I can't I can't control the boat the boat that Bo this boat sucks hey this way I need a car sorry I don't have any time I wonder why hey it's way I need a car a car thank God be there right away all right get over here come on bring it down where is he what that sounded like something went into water that sounded like water splashing no there it is all right hey thanks man he it sound like he drove it into the water that was a splash that was not a crash stupid Bindy swing around fly around the corners who made this road I don't understand this why wouldn't you just carve a path that went straight down right you could have it be yeah a couple of turns but what why all these turns was the guy just having fun when he designed the road straight down like an escalator for cars all right here we go part two how does incline work um well first of all it's all right to have a couple of turns but when they're all turns like where where's the architecture uh first I'm not going to go in the hospital cuz actually are these outside of the inside is one's outside the other one is in there and we're going to get a new didn't I didn't get a clumsy reward so we're fine we're going to get a new move so that's going to be sick into the hospital check the hospital records for suspicious activity after I take this thing from your hospital I thought this I thought this peeing in another H run poor guy got thrown right across the road yeah you if curious don't even ask there is no punching or kicking in the hospital what you you in theit of challenging doctor's nurse I'm saving lives what are you doing [Music] here that's how you tell somebody off sa saving lives oh [ __ ] I have to hack this does it matter that anyone's watching all right here we go Bingo one 2 3 four we're going to go go two one four let's go with six okay B go cracked it looks like Dr S is doing a lot of kidney transplants got pretty good at though get new donors say bug the doctor's office before he returns wooone that's not a doctor's office this is a don't worry they give an extra like 2 minutes I'll be fine what am I bugging what am I going to bug this bug it what am I bugging oh in the stupid vent I thought I was put it on like a piece of gum double up come on find that all right we're good where am I getting the screwdriver and why can't I use that as a melee weapon crack the doctor's safe before he returns jeez you give me a lot of random [ __ ] techno Babble [ __ ] to do this is just the the the gear check for can you do all the hacking things [ __ ] it's 20 [Music] [ __ ] yeah we just got a we got a gear wall a gear check what are you doing meeting 18K Red Bull saying [ __ ] [ __ ] killing on guys just to get organs for an 18 can I leave do I have to have an internal monologue here hacking and mechanical safe with the cell phone I probably have an app that can hear the the the Clunkers in there so I mean I I I I'll buy it you know Tang it's way what have you found I've got the doctor he's doing a lot of transplants off the books and he's got ties to an 18K red I pled a bug in his office you should be able to listen in on now give me another level up man I'll take that nothing suspicious you should get three stars for this one case missed it we going to get a whole level here that's so good good I should just do this like a few more times I got all the upgrades so now we got uh awaken disarm gun wielding enemies without a struggle just get it see now I'm doing the Firearms which slow motion followup recoil compensator more Focus I didn't get any of these all right so um the Jade statue what I can't why is this right here tradition calls for us to select a temporary chairman oh no wait is this a Triad Mission this is right here though a man who would continue as you would wish if they were Brazen enough to attack a we what what what what what CU I didn't get the case there's like five grand in there who cares right my boy Uncle you're okay thanks to you sister Jang told me about the TR between you and big smile Lee here you must this fight at once police must be United against our true enemies yes of course Uncle po yeah tell me all about it and speak directly into the microphone if you could just lean into my chest Grandpa he's been a loyal foot soldier to the please speak very clearly about all the in-depth family plans your initiation is Young Leon he has been selling to schol girls and was ordered to stop he switched to the 18K instead make an example of it thank you I will if any of your people have not been properly initiated bring them with you I'm going to fail the mission and don't worry still need to decide who will lead us what about you parmar you are my greatest friend I want to be able to watch the cut scene so we can skip the cut than anyone would you not take my place how do you do Triad M advisor I cannot lead in your place so if not you who then chin he's your true nephew your blood that guy is better your wishes and keep the family together tuin can you handle this responsibility well his name is to Chairman yes Uncle I am ready may have gotten that name 20 30 years ago when he didn't have a third one see is all right cool uh let's immediately fail this Mission well that didn't fail the mission um how do I fail this Mission wait where's the Case Case where's the case where's the case in the lobby case where's that case ma'am have you seen a case in here I'm looking for a case case found it and then I'm going to drive my car into a river this one's got something good then what 20 20 what's wrong with you I found aose kicks and five grand there's another case this is two cases all right I found one of the cases let's go get the other Case Case this isn't my day that I slit that guy's throat with my hands found it I was so quick in my martial arts I cut his throat 5 grand told you was just 5 grand not even shoes in it all right so how do I let me die now what's the fastest way to die playing traffic run in traffic I'm going to say run in traffic and try to time it correctly to get hit by a car all right sounds good like that guy did see it's not that hard that guy already did it he was practicing come on get out of the way I'm trying to die here drive this yes there's a dead body in the road [ __ ] idiot come on one two three really like what what what would you have me do I can't reload the save I'll be like a mission before when I can what mean I can cancel it in the menu can't what the [ __ ] cancel Mission there's a cancel Mission button and what why would it be a cancel Mission button I've never been on a mission and pressed the start button do you understand that guys have you seen me be on a mission and press the start button at the same time it's never happened how would I know that you know that but I don't there's not one in every free game what are you talking about I'm going to be a swap man let's do grubby clothes or should there be bronze man we're going to go we're going to go bronze man who am I calling tank way stay on that wi T lot of police doing an emergency kidney transplant at any minute he already got the call but wait they picked up the Don or two it's Calvin your friend Calvin [ __ ] to they're saying he's in central they're already after him there's more way you can't let him see you the only way you'd know he's in trouble is if you're a cop okay so don't be a cop I have seven minutes oh Jesus Christ I can't call anybody drive the car what are you doing this thing sucks I got to get out of this excuse me excuse me put the phone down my God it's oh my [ __ ] god this is why you stupid [ __ ] Xbox controller where you're going can you please hello am I working again yes all right good please je God get out of the way I've got a thing to do why am I using an Xbox controller because I [ __ ] feel like it do I need a reason do we need a scientific math reason as to why I'm using a controller right now let me let me like do like a four-page thesis as to why I'm using an Xbox controller that sounds like a good read why I'm using an Xbox controller by Jer you see the thing is you guys got me on like [ __ ] tilt I'm trying to listen I'm trying to defend to somebody the why I'm using an Xbox controller and not paying attention of the [ __ ] mission like this is why just go I'm not I don't have to defend myself why I'm using a goddamn controller in a video game okay see my thesis next week somebody called me a [ __ ] for using an Xbox controller and I I can't get over it let me have this can I have [Music] something do it what is do it what what it not close enough oh my God he said why no no we're talking about three days of this somebody called me a [ __ ] face for using an Xbox controller can I please get in this car is this guy still in here don't let him out of the truck oh [ __ ] okay what the [ __ ] what did I ever do what I do deserve this Xbox controller hatred should I plug in my PS4 controller okay I got him Dr say you sure tragic story of modern medicine inspector not every patient makes it way I'm leaving this guy in the parking structure off qua Street in central make sure you send someone to let Calvin out of that trunk Dr conf he's done more than 20s for 18 take man myth is a bad name he'll get 10 to 20 in maximum security when you consider that all his victims were Triads I wonder how long he'll actually serve 18 glowing but I'll personally sleep a lot better knowing he not out there doesn't bring back your friend but I think it's fair to call a Justice he's a mad cat's controller look at how much more experience I would have had doctor's coat that's cool but what was in the case was it an empty box all right there's a camera watching I can't do it although I could just just hacked this [Music] apparently now why is everybody calling me a furry where did we even get that where did we go from there how do we go from Xbox controller to learn how to cancel mission to Jeremy me is a furry when what are we doing [ __ ] [ __ ] oh where are the thugs I don't see any thugs I frog Sona all right let me just let me get let me get my friend to come pick me up this way I need a car a car I'll be there right away no never mind I actually don't need you I'm going to get a fast car from over here I do not need you I'm sorry I even called just pretend I didn't call I know it's a very expensive trip can I help you watch this hey he got hit hey thanks I got my own though I appreciate it oh [ __ ] I just I want a different one though thank you for completing my joke Circle something fast all right let's return the statue this is far away not that far it'll be fine get out of the way lady shouldn't have been using a controller wait why is every freaking out what happened why why is every freaking out what happened what did I miss did I miss something funny why is everybody freaking out right now I found one of statues an important part of the collection how you doing I'm fine I need to go get like a drink that's one of those questions you shouldn't know is it I guess those are the rules someone should ask even you ask I didn't miss a case of course didn't you know what would you like to learn let's go learn the more damage super jumping power how roundhouse kick all right so let's just bang bang bang bang crunch that what just get out of here if I was that guy I would quit I would go be like a a wood cutter at that point you know what I mean go do anything else doesn't matter can I interest you in computers please stop by again find one of my holy [ __ ] that guy that was embarrassing initiation let's go it all right what would it take I wonder what it would actually take for me to stream a full stream in a first a lot because I I there's no way I would do that in a million years there would have to be some other reason why I was in it okay if I'm ever if I'm ever on camera in a Pursuit that means that somebody broke into my house and there I am in immediate danger if if I don't do this and this is what they're telling me to do so just know that right so that that'll be like the code word for you guys to know that something wrong is happening if I'm going to first suit on camera on stream I I am in immediate danger cuz that's the only way I can think of being or unless it was like some video or some special occasion no a clown suit is not a fur suit a clown suit is a clown it's a person dressed with funny makeup on stop dabbing stop that you're bringing back flashbacks tradition someone broke into temporary chair into your house you are well someone broke into your house and made you wear one of the suits in your closet no they brought it with them they were Brazen enough to attack a wedding we have to assume 18K will be see I'm not an officer anymore I changed is this better way my boy Uncle you're okay thanks to you all right we can skip this call Jackie Jackie way where are you getting a massage man let me tell you the girls here are listen I got some news I'm on my way over we got they brought your suit with you no they brought their suit that they wanted me to wear you know what I'm saying so they brought a fur suit and you know this conversation is is absolutely moronic I refuse to give this conversation another ounce of my breath because I don't want to talk about this anymore we're going to [ __ ] talk about something else but if you but if he brought his first suit to my house with a machete and he's swinging it around crazy going like put this on you [ __ ] going to chop you up under sausages and I'm like all right man I'm going to do it there you go Jackie you're going to love this what's going on way well you're about to become a full member of the son on ye [ __ ] me are you sure 100% yeah baby [ __ ] did it yeah oh don't worry about it my man it'll be your turn soon Jackie they making me red pole holy [ __ ] holy you guys are [ __ ] hilarious dream finally comes true no [ __ ] hey wait don't think I don't appreciate it I know without you no problem actually hilarious want get a massage before we go myat come on man massage cool you believe really bad neck issue what did you wanty I got 1,200 bucks to spend 960 that's a net positive what the hell was that so what's this it's part of our initiation face meter you know this guy Holy shitest One of Us way came up in allos oh that's a double sandwich well he's been dealing a kids they ordered him to St oh you never get to see this you never get to see this there's a Big Mac in the making here tell you much about the ceremony they're trying to combine sandwiches you got to be careful though no toothpick there ah see no toothpick he [ __ ] it up don't ever order a club sandwich double decker sandwich like that I went with you the other day just never works as they can see they separated to go man made laugh so hard I read that somewhere you make a girl laugh fall in love with you I think if you're funny same thing isn't it 1 two three search for young inside the Galleria that's a fake store it's not that one you all right you sound like you're getting hurt what is causing you such distress okay he figured it out good all right that lady okay it's just the thugs don't don't worry about anybody else all right they're blending in the thugs are blending in with the regular people oh [ __ ] you really just can't beat this guy I love this outfit it's beautiful n see the little side tap the little ear tap that's it right no one more I don't think it was this guy he got you got in the way ow hey we need to talk to you is this young get him in the corner look I little help can you do something about this man like punch him from the other side [ __ ] dumb ass I could use a little bit of help but we got to counter him get up that he's he's punching air he's practicing he's twitch chatting oh know he decided to do something Jackie let's go Jackie let's go come on let's move you okay I don't know man that guy is digging deep in his nose that before I know wow I know was it wow they that's an actual he's eating it look take a breath is that illegal bre man that's illegal the GU eyes I didn't expect it to be like that public inde know how make me feel you know I'm trying to get him in the trunk my stach [ __ ] calm down that's public andc off okay he was digging deep in his nose and eating it public indecent indecency indecent whatever property damage all right initiate me I would like to be initiated spray paint me is it done spit in my face it's done throw something at me make me eat raw fish make me eat raw steak from today forward your lives will be forever changed F the pillowcase and then put it over my head you are my brothers we're bound to each other by Blood sworn to protect each other to the death if necessary with our Brotherhood comes Duty you will obey our leader in all things and you will show your brothers respect always with our Brotherhood comes power the son on ye does not die the son on ye does not forget it rewards its Sons with wealth status and honor it protects their businesses and their families it cares for their children as if they were their own our Brotherhood pays our enemies with pain suffering and death and none suffers more than a traitor D drink pledge betray your brothers and you will die a thousand times over slowly in the dark oh [ __ ] usually we just drink son on ye and the gods themselves will burn your soul from your body and crush the ashes with our heels there are 32 oats with them you are bound together with them you become son on ye are you ready to begin so what's the initiation I guess that's it $100,000 I got a house boat oh wow wait more wait a second that was is that a million dollars how many zeros was that I read your report I'm flattered was it a slow day or something pendre is very impressed I'm not going to lie I'm sort of impressed too he wants you to dig around see what you can find on Sunny wo says it's a priority I read about it I mean he reps entertainers dabls and porn with allegedly some human trafficking mixed in why go after him he's not son on ye to bring down the son on ye we have to take down the people who support them cut off the revenue sources dismantle the network this is how we hit them where it hurts Sun Revenue stream is massive the golden man L to Sil I see what I can do Raymond by the way you hear anything about dog eyes he seems to have disappeared haven't heard a thing so why am I before I forget Jackie Ma we're taking him in Jackie what I read in your reports he'll be a good source of info and it won't be hard to make him talk so I'm I'm like a double agent butou he's nobody he's a criminal way you're a cop I hate to be a broken record but it sounds like you're getting attached I'm not getting attached I'm just I'm not a [ __ ] idiot okay he's part of my cover he brought me in he's the one who vouched for me and now you're so high up you don't need him he's outlived his usefulness so we're bringing him in I'm taking this up with pendum this get too invested taking him in accomplishes nothing and it makes my job harder I'm not doing it you don't have a choice all right it's a direct order yeah direct order well that's in order you can shove directly up your ass Raymond because I'm a criminal now please arrest me too well I mean let's be real I did just get a house boat in 100 Grand way more than they pay a police officer you're one of them so houseboat and a bunch of money I I mean he's turning here now let's change outfits crime doesn't pay yes it does it pays very well but eventually eventually you're going to go to jail prime it pays very well if you commit crimes and you make a lot of money of course you'll have a house booat then eventually you're going to go to jail I mean might take a few years might take a decade how long did it take uh how long did it take Willie Nelson to to get arrested no not Willie Nelson Whitey Bulger took Whitey Bulger like 50 years before he was like arrested you know let me take a look at the boat that's so cool a house boat not only is it a house it's also a boat too I'm just going to buy one of these eventually here's my plan I'm going to buy a house boat like a million dollars or something right and then float it out to sea in the middle of the ocean and run a casino in the middle of the ocean I'm going to have my own gambling ring but it's legal if I drive this boat like 75 miles off the coast of the United States and we're just in the middle of the ocean like there's no that laws don't exist so I can have my own out off the Record Casino out there there's one in the game already oh you like that I know here is there's literally a thing in that game that's that's funny see they know what they're doing all right I see a blinks I see quite a few blinks over here there's a case up there no thank God I didn't jump over that I don't think you could be more wrong well they no Casino boats Casino boats are real they get off far enough away and then all of a sudden they can sell alcohol to you they don't need a liquor license it's just it's total it's Total Carnage over there man where the [ __ ] is I mean I see that oh that's a $50,000 envelope is that what I was seeing no it's over there is this one wasn't there one up there too or have I lost my mind entirely well we're going to go from this one to that one nothing up here let's get a bird's ey view make sure I don't miss anything got that case there's a blinking bulb over there and there's the money envelope over there let's go 50 Grand there it is oh man we got more blinking [ __ ] what is that is that a case Health thing back here okay I I'm going I got to get it it's right there pilot the house boat no it's attached can you I mean there's a party going on on that boat no it's not those are just those are just chairs boring oh well there's people up here just back him up into the water see you later sleep with the fishes literally 21 and a gun all right boat race I'm going to lose the gun what is what is that are you serious she just died dude I really don't want to do this but I mean I understand you're angry I gave him every opportunity to get the [ __ ] away from me okay we all are aware of that we've all saw that was [Laughter] self-defense it's a house boat race let's go got to shot oh no reading chat reading chat reading chat reading reading chat reading chat not reading chat this time that thanks what are you do those guys are working with the two people in the first two places just sabotage me [ __ ] almost there straight away and I should get it finish cool 20 Dragon helmet stop reading $20,000 on a dragon helmet cool that's not a jump that is a wall get me out of the ocean please somebody somebody throw a rock and hit me in the head and kill me throw a rock throw a rock at me please oh No Escape with me I trying I was trying to grab him I wasn't trying to kill him wheels of Fury what is that this isn't a race there something else entirely okay I know somebody's calling me I don't give a [ __ ] Jackie how's it going way man good thing you called man I got something man this could be big for us can I please walk off you were talking about yeah you win we can go tonight drop on my place and I'll tell you all about it oh stacked with the resistance mine's in the the case the case I don't care about any cases anymore God damn it no cancel Mission no God I'm here oh cab cab cab cab here we are hire taxi this is very far away we're going to go over here thanks man I appreciate it I got a feeling this is going to unlock another garage or something talk to Dr Tang doc what's up I uh we uh have a problem uh what what kind of problem well I designed this car for one of our wealthiest industrialists it's a very special car what does it do so why do I have the feeling this story doesn't have a good ending it wouldn't exactly pass Customs so I had the parts ship here separately I figured nobody would notice and somebody noticed actually feels like everybody noticed the base model arrives today and every gang in Hong Kong's out to get it all right let me guess if 18K or one of the other Triads builds this car catastrophe I did take some precautions though I brought in a bunch of lookalike cars as decoys will you help me all right well how do I tell the real ones from the decoys it's the one that doesn't blow up when you drive it well that's just great that's just [ __ ] great okay intercept the Convoy don't blow up any of the cars and I can't break through a chain link fence okay intercept the Convoy find the DZ S90 okay dzs 90 so how do I know what what a DC S90 is all right I don't know if that's is that a DZ S90 DZ S90 vehicle explodes okay so we're just going from bomb to bomb that's going to blow that's going to blow in 30 seconds [ __ ] another one goodbye oh [ __ ] okay I understand this now don't flip it over don't be dumb come on come on at some point you're the T 1,000 and you need to you need to call somebody you need to call the guy in front and say hey man um watch out for the [ __ ] Tin Man because he's jumping from car to car you know what just wait till he gets close and then slam on the brakes that would solve this problem what the [ __ ] okay I'm fine I thought that was me sorry I put you out way nice I've installed a cell and radio scanner you should be ble to pick up the signals of anyone chasing you it's a bit wonky though so if slam on the bres I fly forward really is this the Batman car the next version we have all leather in here why not sh the car all at once import restrictions technically we're not supposed to send this to China we're not in China we're in Hong Kong you want to make that point to the US state department also special Branch doesn't want the mainland to know wait a minute you guys are worried about China I thought the point was theoretically they leave us alone but if they like the car enough who knows best if nobody knows we have it or if they do know they can claim that they don't that way everybody saves space we get our car nobody else gets embarrassed this is the Hong Kong I got a much faster car than you guys long as it never hits the papers we independent but if it starts to look like we're independent all right I get it now get out of the way Hong Kong so Hong Kong is not China it's a different thing tell that to the state department he said well I got a ramming upgrade 90 ramming upgrade DS dzs 90 ramming upgrade cool so do I just get this car now interesting water is not wet water it's not I'm going to call Jackie I remember I deleted him from my calls deleted him from my list going man good thing you call man I got something man this could be big for us you still got that plan you were talking about yeah you win we can go tonight drop on my place and I'll tell you all about it oh bring a car okay mine's in the shop wait did have I did hand I had to hang the phone up oh I'll bring a car Jackie you're going to like this one Fire doesn't burn itself it only it's only when it gets on other things water itself isn't wet you i' I've seen the video I've seen the arguments but at some point yeah at some point you're just talking about semantics like so water is liquid right water is a liquid it gets things wet but water is wet you know you're just talking about the philosopher [ __ ] yeah you're talking about I don't go that way I don't think about like that hey Jackie let's Kennedy town I'll explain on the way water is not wet what's thetics are the argument yeah that's what I mean are bringing in a big ship of jewelry can't ARG I guess they'll fig it'll be EAS to sell here good Diamond could be a good yeah could be water is not a liquid you want to do this maybe you should take days off it ain't clay you can't I think I'm get I think I'm getting deed here with this man I don't know sometimes I wake up and I [Music] [Laughter] have that shot him up sometimes I wake up man and it's just like wellow that sucks man it's hard to hear that she good I hav't on is ice water yes it's been chemically changed it is water that has been changed it's DNA structure to a point where it is something else just like water vapor is that a gas or is it's vapor it's chemically changed internally it's there's all kinds of aets that can added fast talk your way through the guards hey guys inspection what are you doing inpection col oh Sor didn't yeah garbage collection as we watch him do this holy [ __ ] that guy's talented know people probably ask him how he stays so fit on the job as a garbage collector apparently like that hey who are you hey keep your voice into that warehouse up there and make way too much shut the hell up that's not a good wi you won't me again that's smooth talking my way into this place I just threatened murder I was said I just said I was going to [ __ ] kill this guy good job smooth talking man all right you tell me to take the cutting tool I'm going right for the scissors on there holy [ __ ] this is bad I can really hurt somebody with this thing clown car might as well hey defeat the thugs this thing should cut around man a couple 18K guys they're not armed though okay not armed the solution is so obvious we're going to get them all in one F swoop we're going to Bow into them going to come from an angle here as long as we get three of them here well hold on right one two three he did the same [Music] scream hey easy no yeah [ __ ] okay we're good oh no I drove 20 M hour 15 milph into a wall ah [ __ ] Jack you sure they're here at Le I have an equalizer oh he came swinging anybody else uhuh we got one more guy watch out watch out watch out watch out watch out watch out he's still alive only going to do this three more times you know no [ __ ] that picking door number two door number three technically no sending the clowns come on great work we [Music] got [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] help me let's go go come on you gave me a [ __ ] bike you gave me a [ __ ] bike now I got to get on the damn Highway stop with the directions got it come on come on some [ __ ] water there is water here got it Jackie Jackie [Laughter] how you like that huh you know sucker that definitely hurt his hand way more than it hurt that guy's head the thing's going to explode I thought that was it for me do I have do we Jackie I know damn way no matter what happens Jackie I won't leave you behind always come back you hey thanks Here Without You Man know can you knock it on the bike I'll always appreciate it I should be doing a better job getting you back she's not your fa way I'm you know thinking about a lot of things rethinking them maybe not our friendship bad things that have happened just wait till we don't have another conversation and you can can chime in so okay way you don't got to say anything friends man friends are you going to get on the bike or I guess we're just okay so I'm going to leave it's been real thanks a lot no I I no I got to get you can't get on this I have to get some another car let's park in the middle of the road we'll get one of these stupid little minis just leave them no the mission will fail here we go don't attack Jackie when did I attack him I don't remember doing that let do it follow me tryad points don't I didn't attack him I didn't do anything I didn't do anything don't move you're under arrest where are the others just me boys meie sh so they're bringing him in cuz he's the the low he's the low tier criminal I'm upset that they actually went through with it so I transformed into my superhero self as you're well aware this my Alter Ego was that guy and now I I transform so what is this thing that's crossing right now what is that who's in there what's going on there hold on a minute what's going on there why is the thing driving away who's in there get out get out a little clown car just drove by and there's an indicator on it get out of the way who's in this car oh damn all right it's 23 Grand all right sure all right now we do have to start to investigate how much more money we need before we get the best cars in the game I got to be getting close I'm getting close to a million dollars I'm certain of it it's on the other side [ __ ] 22,000 22,000 and I can't even get over there from here I have just royally [ __ ] myself it's down here thank you $500 it's all right the grand scheme of things we made a lot of money speaking of money $543,000 I would like to see where are the best [ __ ] cars in the game caned town we'll try this one your Xbox controller makes you bad at driving don't pick up the gun why would you drop it to get in the car get out of the other side oh my Lord Lord thank you time to go okay I know that those chickens on the map are are not restaurants so what are they it's [ __ ] fighting might have to I have have go see what it is we have to try it once I don't know what the hell those guys are doing but here's a garage how are you what do you have for sale 120,000 the Panzer piss off your neighbors the wangan gs6 I already have one of these last italion italon velocita really One of a Kind a car for the man who has everything and wants everyone else to know it well that's a $519,000 car well I did say I wanted the fast this bike first okay so now I know own this pretty [Music] fast doesn't matter we're both made out of metal let's see where the top speed on this thing is oh boy oh yeah this is can I have another one I dropped that one why am I treating this like an ice cream store my my ice cream fell off the cone oh no it's okay it's all right we'll give you another one oh okay thanks I can get another one I already bought it I own it for life I have insurance owned see let's get a different paint job though where I jumped off my bike into the ocean gold baby now we make sense [ __ ] it's not gold it's like oh well I want another one right we get to top speed this thing then we're going to go have the chicken dinner over there look how fast that is didn't even need to tap it let's get back out on the road this thing actually really is uncontrollably fast it's so fast I'm having trouble seeing how to even get out of here all right punch it once we get on the highway I'm going to drive as fast as I [ __ ] [Music] gun woo now we're talking this bike is loud as hell though W he came out of nowhere he actually did come out of nowhere this thing is awesome though exactly what I wanted handling is perfect bring this thing into a race I will tear the floor up and then I'm going to go get the car I want the most expensive [ __ ] in the game I will never be satisfied all busy there it is perfect let's do it hand handling is perfect after multiple crashes but you know how these games work it's impossible to crash you serious you know some people make speeduns and challenges for different games oh I'm going to take no damage in Dark Souls I'm going to be the game in an hour I want to see a guy or girl whatever I want to see somebody beat Sleeping Dogs or GTA without getting in a single car accident no fend Defenders no hurting pedestrians nothing a clean total run of GTA 5 no accidents nothing no damage to anybody that's a challenge it's literally impossible game like this trying to do anything without getting in one fender bender it's not possible but you know there are plenty of people there are plenty of people that thought that you couldn't beat like Mario 64 in 4 minutes you know what I mean and somebody did it anything's possible where the [ __ ] is Uncle po I don't know where the [ __ ] is Uncle po he's over there did I do it hey [Music] ugly hey out that guy he look like one of them what you serious oh no she's fine don't worry guys everything's going to be [Music] fine wait we only do [ __ ] head shot here you know what I'm saying this guy head shot guaranteed $100,000 bet 100 [ __ ] th000 head shot still on the table still on the table take out another loan never told you how I was going to get it just told you I was going to do it check out the rooms there's probably cases or something in here beeps safe oh wait a minute oh this I can crack the safe how much is in there was there anything in there what was the purpose of me opening the safe stealing from a hospital it's from the last mission what was that ready three 2 one oh wait no good think I'm a [ __ ] B sentennial man for [Music] this get out of here canara keep it up check he finally realizes this slow now I knew was there on life support if we don't get back up power running right away he won't make it okay look there's a control station down the hall I'm on it these guys are beginning to annoy me we lock this place up I'll take care of it I got you cover get get out of the way dude thank you sorry I'm addicted to caffeine I need to do this hack the security console uhoh got the eight right zero 5 Z five is going to go zero I'm going to say five Z what [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] what have I not done 9 8 7 6 5 4 three no threes oh seven eight all right nine got it get out of my life all right all right I'm coming back B's going to die rck Ricky Ricky rck I'm back man over here I got you cover nothing to hack these fat guys are so much easier to shoot with guns they're coming in behind us got him reload [Music] turn around and shoot somebody what are you doing what are you why was I not turning around and shooting him I was holding down left trigger oh come on man I was holding down what was I backing up like that so awkwardly I'm going to have to do it again stop it it's clear come on good I think we're clear eat [ __ ] close nice work no man we just got lucky where was our backup now who's looking out for us [ __ ] no one ever looks out for you in this town guy is the final boss I don't know man feels like the game has changed used to be a Brotherhood it was a code even amongst rival Triads now we're killing each other at weddings even in a [ __ ] hospital and for what uh money uh money the answer you're looking for there [ __ ] A lot of it let's get out of here more cops kiddo Kido we Escape cops aot this new music what's with this new camera here I like this strategy oh what's that nobody was prepared what the [ __ ] are you doing what do you mean what the [ __ ] am I doing I'm getting away oh no I'm not just spawn in front of [Music] us I think we're clear now I'm glad you showed up way see you later Ricky it's been fun shooting things with you call so what's next it's up to Uncle po back to the sen CRI here we go yeah guess who [ __ ] turns out driving directly into the police is a bad idea I got away a pretty good time I hope so when the dog eyes is gone the [ __ ] keeps happening look I'll drop you here cops might be watching the place hey Ricky keep it tight many decent guys left in this game all right all right see you bye should level us up or get close to it not quite new outfit yeah that's a good idea let's get the new let's do a new outfit I'm going to say I want to get the just cause one see what else there is available this is far away though going to have to get in a cab for this one thank you for screaming appreciate it hold y hold y hold y hold y speaking of holding y what's wrong I've lost control and why is that oh hi yeah you're going to let me play the game thanks let's see preset outfits Haack iCal assault rifle with grenade launcher that sounds so good all right this is revolver with grenade launcher action hijack vehicles at a greater distance I'm going to do this I want to see how this we got a grenade launcher I got that one in from America give a try they love it down there in the Caribbean press R to tle between grenades and bullets do that why why am I in a different costume what the [ __ ] I got to peek I'll be back in a minute I'm going to take a piss let's get this [ __ ] show on the road what do you say taxi taxi taxi taxi taxi taxi taxi taxi taxi I wish there was a call taxi button all right good somebody somebody died in the street that means the taxi is going to [Music] stop oh we we're already here sorry to bother you sir the grenade launcher does not explode on impact as we as we just figured out do they get out and okay I need to see this we I want to examine the world do they actually get out like in GTA and help people did they get back up he was do they body bag him zip him up what do they do this job sucks no this job sucks hey slow [Laughter] down that guy broke his leg look at him running away look at that oh my God no I don't want to lose the cops this drop sucks can I put him in somebody else's trunk all right take him away quick get him out of here nobody in that car no no no no no no no no no no no no get off me get off me cancel Mission cancel oh [ __ ] you rounds I watched a guy get hit by a bus and then I tackled him is that really that big of a deal wait a minute somebody made a really good point right here give me a police car get pump shotgun don't mind if I do thanks can I help you look at me okay I'm not worth it what oh no no no no no no no don't I don't have a gun uh I'd like a I'd like my motorcycle PR Buton to get your car out see he thinks it's funny no harm Hollywood movies super cheap you want movies you want you want oh right got everything howy all right let's get it Rico Rodriguez I'm not even the shotgun I got that one in from America I don't even want the shotgun I have this insane weapon it's totally you it's going to be fun all right go to bed bad you got it what's going on over here random happening all right I'm going to check with the random happening don't know what it is Chase the thief just he tried me you [ __ ] ever learn leave me alone you no way [ __ ] that's my f money all right time to go back to bed all I have to try something the two ladies that are always outside the apartment we're going to try to do a Ricochet kill on these two so Bounce It Off the sign here in the corner and it should come back and hit them no it didn't do anything actually just just [Music] coughing that that was me screaming why was I screaming whatever that was very traumatizing for me ready to step with the big game got a celebrity gig for you meet at Sunny woes where's the couch yeah where's my coach that thing was 10 grand no it was $4,000 actually different house I I think it's a different house that's probably what it is maybe's got scammed that's true God damn it I'm reading chat I'm going to be real let this be a lesson to all of you let this be a real lesson if you take your eyes off the road for even a second and you're going 150 M hour you're going to crash don't take your eyes off the road don't text anybody while you're driving don't look at don't open up your phone and open up Twitter while you had like a red light just put the damn phone down you know what I mean put it down there's no reason for you to be on the phone especially if you're on a motorcycle going 180 M hour don't do that top speed let's go oh that's right I do have this so what does this do for me doesn't really do much I'm not getting off cuz he's going the right way it would be a mistake he's going actually he's going faster than the bike was so I'm just going to chill [Laughter] I didn't let go I guess there's a there's a maximum amount of time you're allowed to stay on well that's cool I'm I want to do that to somebody is that cuz I'm a just Cosa man now hold on for science I just was testing my new move you always have that ability I don't remember well well well look who decided to join us yes good to see you come on in you sure you don't want to [ __ ] a little before you start there no problem at all I'll just have a swing by your hotel on the way to the studio shoot car with action cam or whatever and look I'm sure it be fun at all but sounds like a plan to me ah you don't know what you're missing this baby will [ __ ] you in the way your wife never 100 times more damage to your own car the infamous Sunny that's me Infamous and notorious glad you could come by Ricky's told me all about you this is King what's good he's producing Vivian Lou's next big hit yeah it's going to be hot man way here's the real deal of so just out of curiosity from how much is left in the game guns ctions much gameplay time is there why didn't you take King out on the town and show him around yeah anytime it's like one big playground man nothing's off limits you want to pick up some gos get nasty done and we way no one will bother you nobody [ __ ] with son on ye yeah I mean actually that sounds all right if you don't mind showing me around yeah sure I wish I could go with you play show Mano nice to meet you Ricky listen to this I've been thinking we need to get her a movie row of some sort hey I think we'll start at the kar the VIP room should give us what we need Drive the so I I'm going to see if what people are saying you producing for sun I can't jump one a piece of work a [ __ ] clown you ask me I'm glad you said it first buddy does good business makes everyone a lot of money as far as his personality goes good to know we on the same property damage to the proper got some to discuss but I don't think my part back in the stage want to be in B with that guy what kind of business I got friends guys I grew up with why does he sound familiar real good ret uh does it sounds really familiar access to that good Asian you feel me reason I took the produc was I heard Vivan and her lab had connection who is this is this me oh sounds like um well then I guess this is going to be like one of them old scho that's not that's not Le is it the same acting place we might be from Walking Dead he's got a great voice he's got a real good smooth voice it is that's cool here we are man K good evening gentlemen like thep K all the host oh we get nice we get some fun stuff here hold on and don't tell me you and me sing to each other are we singing I thought that was a pool that people were standing in that you o that's my [ __ ] statue give it a [Music] me all right find some girls to party we got it all right uh looks like we have one girl over here that we're going to party with tonight forget about all the all the people that are over here all the people the girls all the boys whatever forget about that it's this one this is the [Music] one hey there what's your name I'm W but listen I saw you looking at my friend and I figured you realize he's a famous American celebrities and I I just wanted to ask if you mind keep secret how can I say no if you're not doing anything maybe I can buy you Silence with a drink want to join us very nice I don't know somebody from Russia where we going the back here all right in here that's like creepy yes I i' I've brought you a friend he's just sitting in the middle of the couch like a [ __ ] weirdo but I have to bring just women to this guy this is like weird yes I would require one to sit to my right as well okay what's wrong with this why can't he go out here and do his own leg work that's not how it works I don't know my friend and I to enjoy your wingman I'm not a wingman I am a deliverer of people all right why don't you join my friend be in a second wingman means you're on the wing of the plane somebody has to fly the plane I'm the pilot of the plane I'm the wingman he's just sitting on the plane all right what what are we going to do uh Hit Me With Your Best Shot bad case of loving you this one I guess we're going to do this oneit me with your fire away that's not this song he looks so have to be in the green get out of here private room private [ __ ] [Music] room pretty realistic [Music] karaoke why are you a cop dude if you're this good at singing what are you thinking you're putting your life in danger you could live the most cushy great life to sing beautiful songs for people you'd be a career musician if you were this [Music] good he's not that good yes he is this is [Music] garbage this is not do you don't think this is good 86% is not okay that's actually pretty good that was so good thank you photography get a picture take a picture of me party promising me A Taste of Hong Kong I'll give you a taste you know in the states I'd have to take you to a little room in the back let me show you how we do get a good party picture no I got watch I got to get everybody Crouch down a little let me get like some good what what are you Richard Nixon like what is he doing he's doing the like yeah I'm coming off the plane no no no we're not going to go for the low hanging fruit here's the end of the [Music] movie hold on I had it we're taking pictures of other guests I didn't take that the end of this that that was the series finale of this TV show it's not coming back it's over that's the [Music] end Sleeping Dog series finale you got to be in it with the right can see you right in the you ever want to change scen I'll keep that in mind there you are been for you where's my gun is I on the [ __ ] all right so he is he like a what what is he a fighter guys got a [ __ ] weapon bang bang bang bang that's my favorite move I love that big spin kick Nast got going on remind me not to [ __ ] you get in Sunny's car take King back no that wasn't sunny why did I say Sunny his name Sunny Wonder driving on the right side of the road I had to go this way down Brothers might be looking for a little offshore stash yeah the man who set that it said go back in Sunny's car all right okay contact who could set up the other side of things Mell all right let's do it all right here you go thanks man I really appreciate it really it's real cool to meet you we'll see you around yeah for sure hopefully first night of many well then looks like this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship all right man take care very nice level up level six Triad $25,000 we got a girl's phone number Triad Connections in the music industry new karaoke song okay didn't level up yet though should we go on to date I mean I'm desperate yes who is this it's way you got your number I didn't expect you to actually call 10 minutes ago really I'd like to hang out this is a dating no no yeah I'm work in a little while can you meet me at yeah sure yeah I just left I'll see you in a minute dating 101 she still hasn't left the bar yet and I'm going back yeah the amount of the right amount of time you know Fu [ __ ] the [ __ ] that you hear some quote dating experts will tell you he you got to wait 3 days before you can call a girl after me shut up that's dumb you call one you you call a day the next the next like night like one night or two if it's the same weekend maybe see what they're doing on Sunday or Saturday it's the whole three days [ __ ] no don't listen to that horeshit got to wait like 7 days before you called the girl so they forget who you were in the first place and then it's really awkward this is too soon what I'm doing here is way too soon but that don't matter it's one day hello you work now yes it's nice to have a break let's go back hey there hey you heading out yeah I'm going for a run I like to work up a good sweat now and then you you could talk me into it follow me let's see if you can keep up yeah you make a dumb joke you know you get the phone number oh my God she's an alien ah like after her no beat me at free running this is not a good date I don't like this date we couldn't just go to a [ __ ] movie oh I went the wrong way I I don't know where we're supposed to be going hey it says beat her Free Run that's all I heard I okay I win wow shove her to the ground really run I tried shoot her yeah me too he's letting you win wait you do this for fun yes yes what else you do for fun are you coming on to me I think you left the sweater in the dryer a little too long is that okay yes it's fine I like it wait let me show you something really I've been thinking about this for a while let's do it so what is the point of doing all these okay that's what it lock cases now appear on the mini map uh thanks that love having sex on a roof gave me intuitive superpowers you showed her I'm not even going to say you're not going to bait me into saying what you just wrote where's this person I would love to help you can can you help me how do I get out of this trap I'm in we can talk to each other through the wall how do I get over there I think I I have to go backwards from here there's no way to get up there secret hidden place no I got to go all the way did the door what do you mean door what door that's not a door go through the door you came through what the [ __ ] is this door I didn't go through this door I didn't come through this door this is the back entrance the club I never went in this door didn't go in that door I didn't go in that door give me a full body massage I need it all right I could use a little stress for see doesn't look like anything to me sorry I keep making references this [ __ ] shot come again soon thanks coffee table and rug everyone sells me fake merchandise I'm just going to buy it they'll be able treat to get all the fake merchandise will you be home later you could help me slide it into place no I didn't pay you for that who's this dude no I don't convincer that real men can't sing whoa well easy psycho he just did one of his Loops one of his animation Loops was not done in the right place he just smashed wow this this guy's a psycho I'm going to score really high now just to show him up in front of his girlfriend is this your girlfriend uh yeah guys guys I can't sing karaoke this is what you deserve you [ __ ] degenerate oh yeah look at look at his looking facing down his eyes at the [Music] floor let's embarrass this guy in front of his girlfriend right now he's having a panic attack what is he doing what is he doing I don't understand why I told him to be [Music] bad oh he's going to get her phone number I think this is not [Music] good couldn't get away guitar solo yes it's working this is exactly what I wanted he looks so [ __ ] stupid right now good keep doing that he's standing up now the anger on his face I'm going to get punched in the back of the head please come hit me please come hit me so I can bury your head into the machine activate the star power unplug his mic see I'm so good of even bringing in other ladies all right you got a problem let's see not 4% mhm favor failed you did favor failed or mission complete no she'll never sleep with me now that's what you get smashing a glass at the bar you dick all right let's move to uh Jade's statue got a jade statue no I wouldn't put him in the trunk God damn [Music] it never mind never mind never mind I was going to throw him in the trunk rooster only got like three or four more moves thank you for the Statue it seems as though they're all finding their way back to me now perhaps that was their Destiny for what does that make me oh I have no doubt you'll return to Hong what would you like to learn so we've got one final move here this is a double jump kick a follow-up combo from the regular jump kick let's let's just get this just to have everything over the top row how does this been work from a grab Sprint and then oh that's great that works this move is so good no wonder it's all the way down here fast girls let's go oh no we need a taxi taxi take me to fast girls please you even saw me hold it you saw the bar fil run that clip back and watch it all right let's do it back to Central new Mission I don't mind you [ __ ] her is one of the perks but she has to understand the consequences so she disappoints me are we clear of course Sunny you're not getting attached are you a man of your caliber lot of interesting wor about that I hope not wa come in have a drink you ever [ __ ] some famous [ __ ] way not yet excuse me excuse me buddy man let me tell you you drive by one of those fors the size of a building and you tell yourself I'm going to her place Bend her over the table and and then you do it there's no other feeling like from my personal experience the ones that talk the most about things like this usually are the ones that do it least you and I have more business to discuss how about it way think can and then I went back and man you don't even know how awesome it was Ricky doesn't think she called all of her friends and told them how great it no that no that didn't happen take my car no they didn't you take good care of my little stard go ahead and [ __ ] her you that didn't happen just don't damage the goods I understand you've had few drinks and you're trying to seem more interesting to the table but it's not it's not interesting at all actually you know back in back you know back in the day you would just nod at those people and be like yeah yeah okay yeah sure okay right who are you I'm way Ricky sent me didn't he tell you no I was expecting Ricky everything okay everything is not okay is it wrong of me to want to see my boyfriend why do I have to put up with this no Vivy it's not wrong and you put up with it because Ricky loves you but but what since your boyfriend isn't driving I get to sit in front why are the bad ones always so twitch is my shower thoughts I'm Sandra what's your name again so what Ricky talks about him a lot oh all nice things I'm sure and you're here to basically do whatever we want uh something like that what do you have in mind do you have steady hands at high speed yeah absolutely yeah I can provide references if you like are you trying to talk no seat belt you always G put your seat belts on so what's the deal way you a gangster like [Music] Ricky wait how do I do the thing how do I do the thing let's say I'm as much of a gangster as Ricky they can't hear me oh that's too bad recently I've wanted to date a gangster well maybe I'll see if I can find one for you that would be nice what's Ricky doing anyways why is he too I don't know something with sunny Sunny he's doing something that guy's a creep and a perv sorry Vivy it's okay why what'd he do nothing but he tried I was at a party on Wallace Chong's yacht I was like 16 I got so high great party anyways Sunny was there he was all impress me and maybe I'll make you a star he wanted me to [ __ ] this old guy he was with and sunny wanted to watch I was like no thanks he sley perve did you know who you were don't think doesn't matter I don't like him oh Vivy come on keep the conversation going so I can die in the middle of it got a Vineyard and everything oh wow that sounds nice it's so cute you'll love it we're going in the fall you want to come sure somebody [ __ ] hit me with your car I'm a bad person trust me you're going to love it oh and if you're [ __ ] hit me with your car I'm not nice I'm not nice sure all right fine that would have been a lot of fun I would have been dead with my mouth moving in the middle of a conversation that's him that's him pull up hi Alex how are you huh this is your new boyfriend not yet why are you jealous of this guy hey so Sandra says you like to race how about it now if you win I'll let you take the girls home wait I'm not what really we for the girls wait they say in this take your money too you racing with the girls in your car the extra will slow you down idiot okay think of it as your head start Alex cuz you're going to need it all right hey you guys okay with this you guys cool with that I mean I just like I just put you up for auction essentially like you're cool with that right yeah this is going to be great all right all right all right Viv and I won't talk just got to get my juices going all the material that car is awesome I want it how can I command Deere it you know how to dve D oh my God so fast see I'm the one that's taking slow I'm being slowed down I have to go through the [ __ ] road block so I lose speed not fair I want to be in second place so I can cross the guy when it goes over the roadblock I'm so far ahead of the competition I don't even care about the police officer you are out of control I'm it's all right I'm so far [Music] ahead by a it'll take you a million years to catch me I'm so far ahead it'll take you 10,000 years to catch me there it is [ __ ] I was trying to hit that person oh my God my heart is beating so fast steady hands got to give you that thanks I'll get a room you two oh [ __ ] the police I just got away from them why would they be here police fck the police are they after us oh no I'm all right don't worry it'll be fine okay it'll be fine don't worry I'm fine everything's fine oh man wow that's some Supernatural [ __ ] right there oh you lost him thank God nice work way that guy threw a bottle at me and activated my [ __ ] super power of course well unless sand has some other exciting plan I'm excited out but you can take I might just take you up on that oh get a room you to I think that's a that's a bit later oh you are oh that's it just over there that was fun that was fun way there groceries in the back give my number when do we get groceries on a second date I don't remember going grocery shopping Andra says you can take her on a second date if you want yeah I got that thanks the truck thanks for taking us out today it was my pleasure oh I love this game what a joy this has been to play seriously this is great $100,000 Kennedy Town Department I got Sandra's phone number guys what's the first thing we do when we get a new girl's phone number we called them immediately enough to hold on did I well sometimes you have to wait for good did I just get caught yeah sure what's going on oh [ __ ] this is John Tucker Must Die figured it out take it out you oh thank you oh no oh no what do I do I saw how this movie ends the girls are working together now they figured out they're going to [ __ ] slit my throat and throw me in the water I've had sex with too many women in too short amount of time the way I just like oh my God that's too many that's that's too many funny things in two middle you know I got to take a second here when I smashed on the ground and theone and everyone stopped talking I [ __ ] missed the exit I keep thinking of them I keep thinking of jumping off the bed like silent oh my God yeah this this game has a fullon recommend now sometimes you talk about go go this game sucks no this this is this is this is a full-on stamp recommend for sure all right where is she right here wait over here so uh where do you want to go I don't care as long as we get there fast we're going to walk over a body don't do it come on speed up a little drive fast to get Sandra excited is that as fast as you can go I you want fast maintain a high speed for 60 seconds you're driving pretty slow wow okay don't [ __ ] with me here good now let's go faster do realize I can't go 60 this car can go faster than this right you want excitement I ghost ride you off a cliff how's that for excitement yeah I love it what a thrill seeker she is good now let's go faster this's a psycho this car can go faster than this right hang on my dad I have to him can you drive me home this is what you wanted you wanted me to drive you around really dangerously and then drop you off in front of your dad the [ __ ] is wrong with this girl stop driving in the wrong I can't help it I'm from America the land of the free and the home of the right side of the road oh my God the land of the free and the home security system ADT give us a call sometimes well your family is in danger all right hi Dad here in my garage see I got all these books back here but I don't really care about my car as much as my books man have you ever had I read 12 books a day I grew up in all 12200 Pages oh I'll take that as a yes well what about you is that your thing oh no I don't like that it's much too CRA having sex in the car we having an encounter are okay though okay say that in front of her dad need to the door for me oh no oh no that's not how you that was very exciting that's not how you make the phone call asking for the Ring Hey Dad just want to ask you I'm going to call your dad from now on but hang on hold on come over here you would you be okay with me taking her hand in marriage you okay with that Dad Victoria Peak races this guy all right what's wrong with this guy why is this guy hostile what's wrong with you this guy's shirt is undone what's wrong with this guy all right I'm I'm going to try I'm going to block him through here and see if I can pull him through the gate I think it's going to be possible I'm in the right spot maybe it's the Dad wow you know what you're right now I that didn't make sense now okay let me handle this though I got to handle this [ __ ] out of here Dad we love each other oh boy I broke it the [ __ ] over here I knew I'd get you this is not I killed dad F dad all right dad's dead I'm so thirsty I I'm got to get another drink hold on I'm going to pause it right here by the way not going to stop not going to do anything I'm going to stand in the middle of the road [ __ ] it man Yol y watch I'm right back okay onward to right uh right here ah kind of you to join me care for some tea thank you seems to be getting very comfortable your slug as temporary chairman I like slug Jes comfortable I hear that he is already planning to make it permanent should Uncle po not recover big smile Le will kill him before he'll let that happen indeed and that would allow Le to take over the the son Oni himself but that can't happen no it cannot tuin must go tanai he must not be removed by force we got to kill T he must step down on his own after which there will be an election we got to force a democracy tuin likes heroin so far he has managed to control his habit anyone who indulges as he does lives permanently on the brink of an abyss now I arrange for the quality of his Supply to improve and now you will give him a NCH I I can't drink this is too hot ma'am okay how he is an immensely superstitious man obsessed with f he cannot bear to have the slightest thing out of place trash his apartment Misfortune it will bring and you want me to make sure his luck turns bad very bad I like your style we got to go be a pretend piece of superstition all right get inside the crab car Mrs want you to talk to me hey you broken noses guy Mrs Jen said you are going to do some home decoration yeah I'm going to start with your [ __ ] box there that looks better she told me to T along you drive to the G community in Hong Kong you believe that give me the advice where's my advice no you know what I mean I don't but I will rough this guy's house up nonetheless Goodbye Mr Chow have a nice day go gambling at this time oh gambling loses money fast better hurry up how fast we came do that find a way in come on well we found we pulled we pulled the guy out can this guy climb you think we can get over the the yeah hello who's this we got a delivery for you really my husband didn't tell me he your husband's going to get high iron the internet again you don't why wouldn't you come over here you're just going to let us do this well you deserve this then you're going to let two strangers in your house without vetting them without taking a look at who the [ __ ] they are where is this person did we ping their cell phone God damn it nobody has any apparently people don't have any problem with security anymore P mus a muscle there I was going to upgr him over the uh but hey don't be creepy what you never heard of a grandma real fast talk mechanism is really kind of a dumb lame mechanic you guys feel that way as well hon damn sh really it's just press why a from like for instance do I even need to do that or can I tire iron this guy in the head I don't really want to talk oh well that hell do you think you're doing fast talk the boss's dog got out we don't find it before he comes back and heads will roll a [ __ ] I haven't seen it [Music] oh did he he we were caught that's how that played out that's how it happened he caught you seconds before losing Consciousness how's be hon press yell do you think you're doing why we don't no I believe you you pressed Y in 5 seconds a [ __ ] I haven't seen it do that wait here I'll open the gate from the inside well I figured it out what's this guy's name pretty anent what pretty talented oh sure you pick the lock watch just give me me some cover here hey you me to kick the door down no I want you to watch to make sure nobody comes over here that's what I would like you to do look at this place man if I were him I spend my money where's my gun all right salty you're the what are we do he you statue don't mind make it seem like what about those who I want the statue get in there I can't get in here chines I know is shouldn't we try something else we're some pretty unoriginal ghosts I can't get in there how do I get the statue that's inside of it okay let's keep going that thing there oh there it is supp to break luck disappears well that's not good luck he really buys into this Hocus Pocus [ __ ] the guy taste give me that statue please see that clock set that time oh clock clock dude come on man clock go to the clock yeah this could [Music] work is all [ __ ] up what are you no go back down here you frog person just move the piano why can't he help me do this you got hands man I think we're done here either he goes [ __ ] with him or he knows all right police are ringing the door fast talk the piano what are we doing just hide stay calm hide take cover behind the couch take cover behind the couch I think we got a here oh come on man really he I he stood up for no reason I didn't even move what are we doing just hide this God they cover behind the couch hey this didn't look like a couch from my my view this looked like another piano look at do you see a piano I see a piano what's that look at that look at that piano I the security camera hack it turn it off for big fat guy you sure are good at moving around so uh why do they call you old salty crab well that was this restaurant guy who ow me money couldn't he told me restaurant until he that way I would cut off the two and the six and we just got it cracked boys men boys and girls we just crack the shake yeah just flash the BIOS those cards must have been rigged I never had a game like that before never don't you feel like if you put a knife into his stomach why didn't you stop me a bunch of blue jell would come protect me isn't it [ __ ] rent all of you this makes me want to go play cards what is this G for look at this how do he let this happen did he puke on his own shirt it's all gone to [ __ ] gone to [ __ ] he like what do you want us to do sp over stomach get out I need to think I don't play poker holy [ __ ] can wait wait wait let's take the gods can we go fit in here there's only two games I play at the c one of I can explain why really uh backarat and blackjack cuz backarat is actually one of the safest games to play in the casino and blackjack if you're good enough you can reverse the house your best odds at the casino or back at in Black don't play roulette in well some craps craps Blackjack is the most fun as long as you don't bet like a psycho craps are probably the best odds but you need to R to play craps which really not that difficult though are you Uncle he's dead arrangements for the funeral back essentially is a coin fli complicated yes but it's the only true of course it's a it's a pretty much a 50/50 chance to win a game of back you can say oh but what about the red or blue I mean not the red or blue God damn it what is this the red or black bet at a roulette table is not actually 50/50 cuz you got the green number so it's more like 46 or 47% to win a red or black bet at roulette but backarat is only Banker or player now there is an opportunity for a tie but you don't lose one hey can you help me out um it depends what do you need I thought that was a gun I thought he was holding a gun in his hands what's the problem I'm supposed to be oh we're going to do a free running video but I Dro now of having house takes a cut and backr but that's because it's the easiest game to are you no I don't think I should be running I mean but if I don't post this thing the Goblins are going to get me can you help me out friend you're my friend right free running yeah just do whatever man I I mean use your wings if you want follow the blips oh he's just going to film me doing fun cool things nice yeah oh God damn it who who is that guy oh nice one man good parkouring very all right how's your video no I actually have to beat it [ __ ] stop it do it do it do it come on man do it impressive all right there it is but no G gambling is fun as long as you aren't an insane person you know if you go to the casino with the sole purpose of having a good time not to win money you're you're going to be you're going to be just fine some people go to the casino and they bring like a like a $1,000 and they're like yeah I'm going to turn this $1,000 at your 10 grand and then they lose everything they do like $100 bets at Black check and they lose it all and then they go oh you know it's only been like an hour or two I'll just go get another $1,000 I don't need to do that slots yeah well here's the thing about slots though slots are good if you don't burn all your money in them if you you could do I found one of your statues you could do like the 1 cent slots and do like 10 cent bets anything different than what I'm doing now and just enjoy it and just hang out of a maning you got these like [ __ ] 80-year-old ladies that have eight machines in front of them and they're just max betting $3 bet $3 bet $3 $3 $3 $3 they're doing $3 bets across five 10 machines it's like I almost want to just like walk up and just be like ma'am ma'am ma'am excuse me you're aware of what's happening just don't lose just don't lose the money why is it always old ladies because old ladies just get retirement and they kind of get bored and then get their checks in the mail and they just go to the casino and Below $1,000 for fun they spend all their 401ks I said this is Sprint and then be that disarms all right so ow up that gu not even in the fight anymore I was begging for his life and I just murdered him used to work at a casino but don't get me wrong it can be a lot of fun even like the slot machines and stuff it can be fun but those places are designed by their very nature to [ __ ] keep you there and to make you want to stay forever oh stay you just won $180 Stay Stay go to the roulette table and put a $50 bed on red 21 do it isn't it fun aren't you having a great time here's another problem with casin prob having a casino discussion uh if you go to a casino and you bring let's say you bring like 200 bucks to a casino and you're like this is the money I'm going to spend and that's it you get there maybe it's a long ways away you might have a little bit of travel time it might be more than like an hour or two to get there you go with a group of friends it's a little different right so you get there let's say you hit a slot machine bonus for like 300 [ __ ] bucks okay now you got $500 um where you going to go do you you're going home no you just got there the worst thing that happens to people is they hit a good amount of money within like 30 minutes of being at the casino cuz but going to be like all right guys we took us an hour to get here but it's time for us to leave no you're going to stay there for like at least another three or four hours and your friends so the worst thing is to hit early and then you can't go anywhere and you have to stay in the casino and eventually you tell yourself all right I'm going to spend this $100 of the house money and then you burn through that money and you see your friends having a bunch of fun playing Blackjack and you're like I would I would lay a hand of blackjack too and you sit down and use another $100 that is not technically your own money but I mean it is at this point I'm going the [ __ ] home well how what if you didn't drive let's say it was an hour drive and you didn't you car pulled with like three or four of your friends you how you how you going to convince three other people or two other people to leave the place that you just got to they haven't even had a chance to have any fun so you have to like pocket that money and have complete discipline which guess what statistically most of us human meat bags don't have very much of oh [ __ ] I just got in a car accident hold on have to get this guy's Insurance uh I want my spend the rest of the day at the bar but you're still spending money stop human meat bags let's just get a [ __ ] another mission done we're on a roll right now might as well do it as long as you have an at least a small amount of self-control the casino can be a really fun place to go wa how the date with Vivan go you want to be your great grandfather gambled away the deed to a family Gold Mine Ricky making a joke holy [ __ ] so way you know Fifi meow wow you mean the movie yeah I heard of her what's she doing these days she's doing another movie in the stripper assassin franchise but I want the RO for Vivian that's a great idea that would be huge for Vivan yeah would help her profile you going with Vivian to the release party yeah you're right good call we're releasing the track that King produced tonight you have a great time you and the hottest star H go and look you could you could be if you really want to and this there is like an adrenaline rush about it right let's say you're at the Black Jack table brings the gos I bring the production and distribution money I bet yeah if Vivian pisses me off that's where she'll end up but there's more money if I keep her a star I just have to make sure she doesn't flake out on me I want you to put some cameras up in an apartment I need it done right away can you organize that for me yeah of course Sun I'll take care of it for you okay here's the like mad back a of stuff just cause three or just cause two at this stage go to the apartment building okay um but no what I was saying is you're able to if you hit a bunch of money let's so you're on a roll at the blackjack table and holy [ __ ] you've been sitting there for like 45 minutes and nothing's going wrong you're getting 20 every [ __ ] hand you're getting 21 you're getting 19 like every hand and you win like 10 [ __ ] hands in a row it's possible and it happens a lot you got like2 or $300 in chips look if you feel like being a psycho for one hand go do it be a [ __ ] psycho and do like a $75 bet on one hand and guess what you hit black Jack go [ __ ] home if you don't pack it up I did a $75 Blackjack hand and hit Blackjack when I did it and at that point it was like oh my [ __ ] god and I packed it up I had like three that was like 3002 or $300 that I won I packed it up and moved right to a slot machine put in my $300 voucher and it was gone in about 30 minutes don't be like me pack it up I mean I packed it up physically and put it in my wallet and talk to the door man thank God it's right here no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no holy [ __ ] it's not stopping what is this thing excuse me sir I don't think I've seen you before location scout could you let me have a look around only residents in the guests are allow sir now be quick I'll make it worth your while no it's not going to happen sir you have to leave the premises sir [ __ ] why didn't work never mind that guy has yeah he's been the smartest guard so far for sure yes really come on [ __ ] had an opportunity there remember coming up here and remember snorting [Music] this eventually come in here we get the statue right yep copy computer files get some extra computer time hacker extraordinaire pendrew wants to talk to you at the central rendevu tonight bug the kitchen where the stove under the stove under the sink who has a vent in their kitchen island I don't know what is in here heat air conditioning what why would you have this this thing is movable loc scam gets lucky I've done those pretty much without any problem at all the last six hours got it I'm doing a tour but it'll be done in a jump off the roof hide up oh we got to hide just stomping around into the closet yeah you look beyond beautiful tonight every time I looked at you all I could think was I can't believe she's real oh Ricky she's too perfect to be real seriously every woman wanted to be you and every guy wanted to well you know Ricky you have such a one track mind [ __ ] [ __ ] Sunny oh yes am might be like on okay but let me go freshen up first whatever you want baby here she comes I'm going to go have a smoke did close the door plant camera in the bedroom what the [ __ ] would I do that for yeah heyny wait where's the bedroom she in the bedroom right now n no everything went great yeah well that's the bathroom oh I'm in the bedroom so where do I need to put a camera why am I putting a camera in hereen what exactly doesn't take that long it really doesn't rray the memory stick without being seen I don't know what his problem is but we don't have to worry about it people were [Laughter] ask and now that you mention it maybe I should check up on her was so sloppy oh the pressure of me going I want a bunch him no just finish the mission go on I wanted to punch him but I couldn't and mission accomplished Andrew there you are are you hey Jake sh thanks for the the hell were you thinking wrestling Jackie how you doing oh I thought we were also to add the endless list of games people dark wood is terrifying i' love to see you [ __ ] yourens now what about Sunny wo anything new then uh I should play Darkwood [ __ ] that's top down right top down kind of limited supplies forgotten who you're speaking to I'm not a big fan I don't think the game is bad I'm just just wasn't it wasn't doing whatever we can get to stick to Sunny wo will obviously hurt big smile Lee seemed pretty pretty interesting but we both want get into it fine Sunny had me put up a hidden camera in Vivian L's bedroom she and Ricky nearly caught me La VR of that sort of thing think you could get a copy of that are you [ __ ] kidding me she's got nothing to do with this [ __ ] this could be the piece that we're missing on Sunny can you get it all right but I want Jackie in return is there a bike floating cut him loose very well it is get me the video and he walks I'll get it all right I have to go is it there on the street that's in a weird place on the street that was in a really odd place I'm probably going to say that once I complete this Mission we probably should wrap it up some extra computer time all right finishing now I don't think it's going to be possible there's probably like another at least two or three hours of this game left Vivian what are you doing here well Sunny says you've been really helpful well plus the DLC is available as well so to me and I just wanted to thank you what no wait wait what's this about nothing I just I just can't God Sunny's going to kill me well that turned around Sunny sent you here yeah don't you know know what I I just I can't do it anymore Sunny will just Sunny will just have to get another girl look Vivian you don't need to not with me okay where's my grenade launcher I just realized that as well I mean you're okay okay with it no that's not because you grabbed my dick like that's not the gun I mean whatever you're the first guy who's ever I mean thanks S turn off the stream do a funny bike grenade joke uh I'm going to do a funny time to end the stream joke so we'll finish this over the weekend we'll do one we're going to we'll do the final mission this one here then then be done wait did you bring the video and Jackie done this should be all I need to put Sunny wo away for a long time and with Uncle po how' you hear about that than good news travels fasts man I'll have Raymond range your debriefing congratulations way what are you saying yeah no let's end it here it's over let's end it here you've done your job it's time to come in after we do the bits and the the son on ye is seriously crippled your mission was an unbelievable success I must admit I thought you'd be happy big Smiley will take over it'll be even worse than it was under Pop I can't come in now I'm not finished yet I understand your personal reasons for doing this your history with the son on ye this is why I selected you but you've done more than enough yeah it's getting L those are my orders [ __ ] your orders I don't want to go like 2 3 400 in the morning on not to shuffle the deck Shen you're making a mistake way the son on ye is seriously PR smile it'll even worse than it was Shen you're making a mistake [ __ ] your [ __ ] you well bad dream Shuffle the deck with back on cassine see you soon if you want to come over the weekend you want to if you want to come over my house on the weekend you know I'm going to have a party where we play Sleeping Dogs in front of people
