Jerma Streams [with Chat] - The Dollhouse Stream Day 1

[Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] do [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] go [Music] hello [Music] uh [Music] good memory [Music] don't want anybody to see my armpits so i'm not lifting my arms up [Music] please buy some girls [Music] oh [Music] [Applause] so [Applause] [Music] oh [Music] so i'm not lifting my arms up [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] yes [Music] so [Music] uh [Music] [Applause] peace [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] hello [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] so [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] can't read without these [Music] oh [Music] [Applause] wow [Music] just a little too big [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] can't read without these [Music] uh [Music] [Applause] [Music] i was doing [Music] wow [Music] just a little too big [Music] so [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh a mailbox yay [Music] whose house is this this is my house let me give it a check anybody in there hello can you hear me let me give it one more check come on open the door i'm here that was a voice crack in the first 10 seconds all right it's not bad it's not bad at all i mean i kind of feel like a [ __ ] just by the way that i'm dressed but you know whatever refrigerator oh refrigerator stove oh yes i love stoves sink oh my god i can't believe it how many rooms do i have just one or do i have two how many do i have oh it's a nice bathroom spacious comfortable i could utilize this toilet shower and sick does this sink work too what do you think should we try it it does a workable sink i feel pretty good but that that could change really really quickly i'll look into this one here um take care of me don't [ __ ] around you've got three streams to do this good luck i'm just gonna go i'm gonna go in the kitchen whatever why not is there anything even in the fridge i see something i like in there wash my hands really quickly welcome to the doll house though got a few things you might need to take care i've got a few needs i just saw somebody said starve him i want that person timed out for an hour so what i want to do is i [Music] took [Music] how am i using my hands you know what i don't even i don't even need to hold it but i want to give it a give the toilet flush why don't we oh oh that was a long one i think that took a little while hey jerry gonna get this thing out of the way do i have to wear all this [ __ ] the whole time by the way do i have to wear this the whole time i'm like oh my god fire right now this helmet this helps like making me sweat i like the shower it's beautiful it's really what it is and i'm taking this off because i i i don't want it on anymore i just don't it's too hot that's just the way it is so i'm i'm looking what i'm looking for for you to do is i'm looking to take care of me take good care of me don't i want to be i want to sleep well eight hours a night i feel like i'm presenting like a i feel like i'm presenting a uh like an infomercial hey does your toy does your toilet do this does your toilet do this up because that means it's working what do i want to do this is what happens when you when you're just in this world what happens is it's got a really bad migraine that's making i don't want to go that way though i want to go back in the bathroom what am i doing i'm going to take a jog for what why i don't jog okay i'm going to go go go i didn't even lock the door i didn't even lock the door i got to lock the door somebody lock the door why am i doing this i don't want to [ __ ] go here what the [ __ ] there are cars on this road there are cars on the street all right when can i stop doing this [Music] i'm starting to stink all right i'm going back in i'm going back in i'm going back in i'm not wearing that helmet either oh wait anybody in gonna here gonna have to get an electrician to look at that oh i smell awful i gotta feel awful too let me wash my hands that was a [ __ ] big run all right we can just chill not to do anything i have to go anywhere oh god this is awful can i can i go no why can't i not that i can't i don't know what that one doesn't do anything why foreign i i why am i going outside why am i going outside what are you doing hey no i don't wait a [ __ ] second all right i'm not going out there yet i don't want to go out this is a beautiful day out here wow look at those birds this is pretty nice i like this look at these flowers they're beautiful i smell so bad take care of me for god's sake how about another one going back in that was beautiful though i have sweating through my clothes and i mean that in like in real life and in fake life so it makes sense that i would be like this you'll have a series of choices i hope you choose wisely and when you have these choices to make i really hope that i feel like [ __ ] i hope that when you make these choices that you do them in a way that it can succeed all of us i think i need to [ __ ] lie down [Music] um what was i saying i wanted to uh go forward to high jog or something i feel awful i'm getting like a bad headache and [ __ ] i'm like really tired i really just kind of want to like that's probably there's over here i think this is a good spot or sure wine [Music] do [Music] so [Music] so [Music] oh that was [ __ ] hell i feel like somebody just punched me in the face like three times i feel like i just i had this weird vision this weird dream this like sleep paralysis demons just surrounding me ah ow my knees what's that what is this is this a what it was a stool i don't like that there that's not what that should be i don't like that i don't like it but i'll tell you what i do like i like sassy sunglasses how am i supposed to go to the bathroom in this i am disgusting someone please help me can i please just put me into a fading scenario i am here washing my hands desperately let please let me bathe put me into a scenario where i can clean my body [Music] crash sink i need to clean myself you can't just let me [ __ ] feel like this give me a break i better i hope that nobody comes over because this is absolutely revolting what if my mother shows up huh what if what if my mother decides to come in here you think if you know what she'd say she'd be disgusted she would put her face in the air and she would run away what if my mother shows up what if my mother shows up all right no no no no no no not with the stool there no no no no no no no no no no okay okay i guess i'm gonna have to go to the bathroom now just on the stool now i'm being on the stool we got to move the stool i don't want to be on the stool that's good very good very good very good very good i can't even use that that's supposed to be a place to sit down that's a place for me to sit and relax can i can i take a shower can i just take one i want to but i want to right now i would love to take a shower right at this moment [Music] i want to take a shower put me in the shower i'm waiting [Music] i'm waiting to go in the shower i don't want to go to work i want to go in the shower you know i can't go in front of people like this [Music] i'm going outside [Music] shut up dog i like mailboxes i love them [Music] what oh thank god are you is it am i am i going where i think you are am i going where i think you're going please tell me you're going this way are you going this way please say yes don't make me like take a [ __ ] in the toilet for like a second look i haven't even take a [ __ ] yet but whatever you know what i'm saying thank god am i going there i am going there thank god oh my god they picked it thank goodness [Music] [Music] thank you thank you oh this feels so much better hey look at me look at me [Music] i don't do that i don't do that you don't do that well maybe you do right maybe i do sometimes sometimes you just gotta let the water hit you right in the face right in the face there it is [Applause] okay oh that feels so much better oh my goodness [Music] hey i'm not naked anymore all right we're good we're good we're fine we're fine oh i feel so much better i'm [ __ ] hungry though [Music] if i'm not gonna go to work and i'm not gonna make money then you gotta make me food stupid i should have called you stupid that was me [Music] i just want to sit over here put the hat on [Music] i can't you make get i want food and i want it [Music] i don't need to go to the [ __ ] bathroom again something's going on with this toilet something's going on with this toilet so okay all right the toilet's like pissing at me the toilet is effectively peeing at me and um i didn't even sit on it it's just broken the toilet's broken what the [ __ ] i didn't even i could didn't have a chance to sit on it oh my god i don't know how to turn it off what the [ __ ] i didn't even sit on it [Music] okay i think it's i think it's clean i think it's good no it's not no it's not it's [ __ ] still pissing off i've used this door like twice i don't know what to do about that all right i'm going over here it's just like peed all over me i need i was gonna use the bathroom all right all right yeah i'll put your put the clothes on okay here let's put them on there we go i can i just take this stupid thing out i hate this thing what am i gonna do about that i can't go to the bathroom i need to eat make some decisions how am i gonna call her when i don't have a phone i'm gonna have to like scream out the window i i need a repair man but i don't have a telephone if anybody in this neighborhood is a repairman or repair woman i could really use your help right now [ __ ] you dog [Music] what do you say i don't have a telephone but if you could show up that would be fantastic i'm starving i haven't eaten in two days i haven't eaten two days what the who the zoo is at i i'm feeling like faint i haven't eaten in two days i feel [ __ ] terrible who's at the door hello um yeah i guess but not really i didn't i haven't taken a [ __ ] since i've moved here uh so that's i guess technically how much is this gonna cost depends on how bad it is i haven't take it i haven't gone to the bathroom by the way i'm sorry i looked like this i was it was it was chosen for me the toilet's in here by the way yeah i don't know what's going on it just started leaking and yeah i'm really i'm really happy in fact that you live in the neighborhood in fact you heard me and you were ready to work and you had your work clothes on and you had to buckle with you that's really really helpful yeah it's just going i don't know what to do yeah it's just spraying water yes it is i haven't used it so i don't know what to do about it i have no idea what you want which is what i'm supposed to do does this cost money how much money does this cost there's so much water over here what am i doing what you i oh mike dude look over there don't look look look don't look over here don't look over here get back let it get out again get out of the room [Music] oh [ __ ] i is the toilet fixed i don't know don't i do i'm not i don't want to go in the shower i i you [ __ ] i swear to god i'm [ __ ] starving too where did they go where is she [Music] i did [Music] i'm [ __ ] starving right now and i need food and i need it now make it happen thank god [Music] finally some mac and cheese mac and cheese thank god finally get to eat some damn food i guess i'm trying out my finger okay ow ow [ __ ] wow ow [ __ ] [Music] let's give it a [Music] i'm not minute a good time i didn't want to [ __ ] i wanted to pay the person [Music] i mean for the love of god i just want to [ __ ] have something [Music] just some food and [ __ ] and like i would like feel [ __ ] terrible [Music] and i don't [ __ ] care [Music] just [ __ ] not having a good time [Music] this is good though [Music] i need something to do give me something to do [Music] ah get this hat off too it's it's constricting i don't like it [Music] i don't care i'm not happy [Music] i can't do that i'm loves to stress i'm not do oh i can't i could [Music] do [Music] so [Music] what's on me what's on me what is that does somebody break into my [ __ ] apartment it in my house [Music] okay um i don't hate it i think it's kind of ugly and it smells uh okay it's kind of comfy i like it but i but i don't like it i don't want to sit on a dirty bed in a dirty [ __ ] place okay i am nothing is i'm not having a good time at all at all and i blame you guys i blame it's your fault that i don't feel good because you have so many opportunities to make me feel better and you put yeah there's a mattress and like a stool that i piss on that's fantastic whatever i don't [ __ ] care i don't [ __ ] care at all actually and you guys [ __ ] it up [Music] does the toilet even work i don't even know i didn't want to [ __ ] do that stupid [ __ ] you guys did okay well it works [Music] and it it works so good it works twice whatever [Music] no [Music] [Music] i don't have anything to make them [ __ ] off no care there i made the bed for you any [ __ ] wave me to live who what um [Music] who the who are they hey hey hey hey hey get out no no no no no no off the bed [Music] i don't want a cookie get i'll get that cookie away from me i don't want a cookie [Music] [ __ ] weirdos that's hilarious hilarious get away from me i don't want it [Music] ah i'm in here don't come in hey give me a weapon okay okay this guy's a little funny it's okay it's a little bit funny it's kind of funny [Music] this is actually kind of cool you're crazy uh i didn't that's okay oh man what uh what are you doing what are you doing what the [ __ ] um that's no no no you can't you can't just take whatever you want out of there you can't just take everything you want you can't just take whatever you want get me something i could just swing at him i'm going outside i'm going outside i'm not [ __ ] doing this i mean you're funny it was pretty funny but lee please leave me alone please leave me alone what did you do to my front door i gotta go to work why did you you [ __ ] broke my front door [Music] why am i still holding the balloon [Music] why am i holding the balloon still i don't want this [Music] not to go to work i don't have to go to work right how much money do i have left this is my no no no no excuse this is my house i'm like why am i hiding outside of my own house i'm hiding i need to eat out of that peanut butter later now i'm not going to eat out of that peanut butter i'm not going to work i don't want to go to work i'm not eating out of that peanut butter i know i'm supposed to but i'm not going to i'm [ __ ] telling you right now i'm not eating that feet of fun all right i'm going to work fine goodbye take [Music] wait for me i'm going to work [Music] [Applause] [Music] so [Music] thank you thanks for the ride i know it was a little weird i'm sorry i know i just had a lot of [ __ ] going on and i'm sorry that i may have smelled up your entire car it's just they're gone already but whatever thank you i'll see you again whenever i go to work again [Music] mess somebody's going to have to clean that up just want to let everybody make sure everybody's aware this there's peanut butter all over the door handles um and it's actually like actually gross so i'm gonna have to figure out what to do about that and this is this is a disaster great [Music] cookies everywhere the peanut butter what did he drink this is right drank a whole beer in like five seconds i'm [ __ ] tired i'm disgusting and i need food [Music] okay okay they're still here um [Music] what's what's going on that's funny there's just clowns drinking beer in my house yeah that's that's hilarious all right don't now out get move move move out out out why are they still here i'm too tired for this [ __ ] get out what's what was that [ __ ] somebody got like shot what the [ __ ] this is a mess in here it's a mess am i taking a shower am i going to get in there i'm getting in what are you what they say am i getting in oh oh i'm gonna get naked okay naked [Music] there we are all right this is feeling much better [Applause] please don't get the closet out of here i think i could like sense them i can actually sense the clowns inside and um somebody's in here don't come in uh um somebody's in here [Music] somebody's in the bathroom don't come in that's very universal i know it's so i okay [Music] okay we're good ah fresh but very tired very very tired why is it [ __ ] wet peanut butter on every handle you're not gonna drink milk out of the jug you're not gonna drink milk out of the chunk like that's just [ __ ] gross and i don't even know which one of us farted but somebody did somebody farted all right please i'm starving and just leave me alone take all yeah okay this is fantastic all right get out of the house out you're out you're out you're out out out get out of the house now go go go you let help him please i won't even touch him just get him out next time i want to stick big enough to swing that's yeah i feel good by the way thanks for the help i appreciate it [Music] i think somebody said red andy [Music] it's hot up here [Music] all right i need to actually like wipe these down this [ __ ] peanut butter everywhere i'm exhausted and i'm starving you're gonna have to pick one because i don't know what to do [Music] let me just wipe the handles he he like got his pants in the peanut butter and it was just disgusting oh i'm so tired give me something to [ __ ] play with or something please for the love of god it is filthy in this bathroom this water this dirt no i'm not no i'm not gonna do that i'm not gonna make a peanut i'm not making peanut butter and jelly no i'm not he put his hand in that i'm not going to eat out of that he actually put his hands inside the peanut butter and like he ate his with his fingers put his hands back in so i have to eat it i've done they want me to eat i'm eating a peanut butter jelly sandwich let me at least get the peanut butter off the handles it's a disaster all right i gotta take the trash out too eventually i got a lot of [ __ ] hold on i look at all this [Music] this is ridiculous i'm gonna [ __ ] pass out too ah i don't want any of this drink drinking my beer [Music] okay can i find [Music] that's his fake that's his thumb there's a that's a literal thumb print in here [Music] i literally a sitcom audience just laughed over here i just heard it that was revolting [Music] damn clowns i'm so tired you have no idea i need a utensil to do this with at least oh [ __ ] plastic plastic plastic plastic just get this out of the way why would you cook a peanut butter sandwich i'm not cooking i'm not cooking anything who does like a peanut butter sandwich on the stove [Music] i need this bad but let's go around the fingerprint oh i can see it i'm just gonna have a little [Music] i need to i gotta put this somewhere where i can actually use it here what a sad peanut butter and jelly sandwich but there's no jelly and a clown put his hand in it this is good like that it's really hot in my house i don't have air conditioning [Music] i know there's milk in the fridge with a clown drank that too out of directly out of the jug he ruined everything he ruined my entire fridge that [ __ ] did what [Music] so this is good i'm [ __ ] tired [Music] that that's bringing me back to life thank you i have to pee bad though or i don't know i have to do one or the other oh that feels much better hmm i need a peek [Music] i need to use the bathroom i didn't even sit down why is there already something in here okay [Music] [Laughter] [Music] we're not doing that [Music] [Laughter] [Music] feed it i'll pee in it but i'm not doing that again i'll pee in it okay i'm not gonna do the other thing that feels better [Music] okay [Music] i'm so tired i'm so [ __ ] tired [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] so [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] uh what [Music] oh what um [Music] god [Music] nothing in here i keep waking up to new [ __ ] in my house apparently not [Music] today everything here that was supposed to be here those weirdos were here but [Music] great that's where that goes [Music] right out here [Music] oh popcorn i love popcorn maker what oh this is awesome popcorn it's a popcorn maker it creates popcorn out of thin air all right hold on [Music] get the mail too why is there food in here [Music] somebody like left something in here um okay this is from the neighbors i guess well thank you thank you whoever you are pre i really appreciate it thanks for coming and fixing the toilet too i know you can hear me because everyone has their windows open and everyone's ready for work at all times apparently how much money do i have i need money what are you guys buying you're buying all this [ __ ] what am i gonna do with the popcorn maker i mean i like it i love it i mean i i love that i love popcorn baker but um i mean what am i gonna do with this did you buy me popcorn kernels too because i mean this is cool let me plug it in i don't i this is a disaster in here it's a [ __ ] mess i can't do anything i don't even have popcorn girdle i'll put it up here maybe i'll use it maybe i'll use it later i can't even go anywhere i don't i i don't like this living situation at all i don't like the bed being here i don't like the you know what this is disgusting i don't know where this is i don't know where it's from i don't know where this where this has been but i don't want it in my house i'm sorry to be honest [Music] time for work i'm coming hold on a second i gotta test my doorbell oh okay all right all right i'm gonna be late for work okay [Music] oh tough day at work see you at the party on saturday did i really want to invite everybody in that car probably not ugh why are they still here did i leave that leave my phone in the car [Music] [Music] if i did though what if i never could make a phone call for the rest of my life what if i can't make a phone call for the rest of my entire life right like i have to go to the [ __ ] phone store i gotta get a new phone i have to like call and like redo everybody's numbers and stuff i don't want to do that [Music] give me this you won't [ __ ] [Music] real [Music] [Music] no can you guys buy a lock for the door [Music] i'm not answering the door i'm literally not i just i don't have to answer the door i'm not answering her let's stay out there i'm not going to let them into the house because like i saw i don't want another finger in my peanut bar no i'm not letting him in i'm not sure what happened last time oh come on oh [ __ ] it's really oh god damn it hold on wait a minute i don't know how they got in why are they allowed in the house why are they allowed in the house all right obviously obviously this uh this is dangerous what happened what happened what happened somebody's touching my face somebody's on me somebody told me i'm not getting a piece of pizza with whipped cream on it okay get the [ __ ] out of here i'm not gonna eat that i'm not gonna eat it i'm not gonna eat this i don't know what this is i don't know this is like a kid's school project no get away from me i don't even know what they're doing here i don't know why they're even in here why do i have permanent clowns take this back okay i don't know what you have but i can't see i can't see i need help with something please [Music] no no i'm not taking a shower i'm hiding are they gone [Music] [Music] oh no one gave it away so [ __ ] stupid [Music] [ __ ] me oh my face the fuse box is back here close the door close the door [Music] it's over here somewhere i think i found it god damn it where is it it's back here in this little cubby hole ow ow ow ow my fingers oh [ __ ] that hurt hold my hand all right how do i get back into the house [Music] my hands all right out out out power's back on get out out of the house out of the house out of the house out of the house now out of the house right now now and don't come back and you're not invited to the party oh god [Music] don't come back [Music] goddamn clowns [Music] i burnt the [ __ ] out of my hand going back there by the way i'm so tired [Music] i so i'm exhausted i can't i'm not gonna you want to play outside great [Music] [Music] it is soaking wet out here ugh disgusting i'm playing outside apparently [Music] why do i think that's plank ah [Music] christmas time i love christmas this is you have to choose sleep sometimes guys because this is how you [ __ ] me up for the rest of the week [Music] do [Music] um [Music] what the [ __ ] [Music] oh i gotta pee oh [Music] this is ridiculous i've only lived here for like [ __ ] four days it's like i threw a party oh hey haha make sure the doorbell works i'm not even gonna do it [Music] so what happened at the popcorn machine what's new [Music] oh phone telephone fine i can make telephone calls i don't have to scream out my window [Music] i messed up something over here i ripped up some tile [Music] how does it work hello i don't know how how's the phone hello yes this is uh control speaking hello yes this is control speaking how is the spaceship doing i don't i don't know i don't know how to use that wait call oh i get a piss [Music] see how mom's doing [Music] hey ma hey hey it's yes it's germa well you know it's jeremy ma well you know me as jeremy of course mom yeah i'm doing okay i'm doing fine yeah i just um i just moved in been here for four or five days or so it's been great it's really good to hear your voice too i'm sorry i kind of like disappeared yeah i've had no way to communicate with me at all [Music] no it's very uh yeah that's funny wait what what did dad do are you kidding me no it's good i just wish there was more electricity i have one outlet yeah i've never heard of a house before that had one outlet but you know this plumbing it works it's comfy it's cozy mom i uh it's been really good to hear your voice but i definitely have to go uh i've got to go i've got to get off the phone and yes yes i've got to go i've got to go i've got to get off the phone i've got to get off the phone and we're going i'm i'm going to go pee with you on the phone and i'm going to hang up after goodbye mom but it's not just exclusive [Music] i ain't gonna i'm not gonna piss or like [ __ ] on the phone with my mother i'm sorry like i you picked it too late there you are not gonna happen ah i feel pretty good that was a good call though good it's good to talk to my mom oh it feels good now life is good i feel good i feel like i look good too much stuff though i just i wish i could just get rid of this stuff do you see what happened over here this is there's a slice of pizza here with like whipped cream on it i don't want that i might i want to get rid of it i don't want that i'm in my house anymore time to go to work let's go be there a sec [Music] time to make some money [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] so [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] so bye thank you for the ride again oh [Music] [Music] oh [Music] tired hungry all the above all of the above [Music] it's ridiculous that was a rough day at work too but i made some money you know and that's the good thing that feels better oh my goodness i feel like a thousand dollars more than i did [Music] earlier oh my god i'll have some of this [Music] if i can even get it in that doesn't do anything you know what i'm gonna have some cereal cereal sounds good to me am i peeing am i peeing what happened why was i just peeing oh it was a sizzle i was like why am i pissing all right i think wait shower i'm not done uh i'm not i can't take a shower with the food all right maybe i come oh no it's getting all in there it's getting all soggy it's not getting soggy that was like peter griffin i just realized that oh my gosh oh but killing two birds at one stone though this is good ah oh starting to feel better the life's coming back life is coming back into me ah i'm just tired and unhappy ah [Music] what what's in the mail [Music] what i got a piece of mail what's it say five hundred dollars an inheritance 750 dollars i misread i need my glasses 750 dollars from dear uncle ted no way what an inheritance what did he leave me his weight set [Music] was that brain that's a huge deal all right that's money that's big money that i i was how sad before but that's another 750 how much money do i have my bank now how much money do i got i got do i have more than 500 bucks like 1200 bucks holy [ __ ] this floor is filthy ugh what hello yeah i heard i know i heard about uncle ted yeah yeah i know he yeah he sent me some uh he sent me something he sent you anything no yeah i got 750 in an envelope it was a check but still how you doing yeah yeah no i mean that's it's really nice of them but right he gave what did he give you you got 10 grand that's awesome hell yeah that's awesome well that's that's sad but you know that's uh yeah i got money he said i don't know how when did he send it why would he send it oh his inheritance that's right that's right that's right yeah yeah so we split up across the whole family oh you there's a house too wow that's very interesting yeah yeah i know it's it's dad standing well i mean he left he left some stuff for everybody that's really cool it's really nice of him yeah yeah you have to ha have yeah i'll talk to you soon yeah all right ma all right ma yeah yeah we'll figure it out yeah love you too that's right that's right that's what you say you love you to your mother even talk to your mother lately say call her and say i love you do it you do it do it tonight don't wait is important which is very important right in the bed finally the first night i've actually been able to sleep in the bed it's been a very long that was the mattress that i that was the mattress that wasn't me that was the mattress it's like the fart stream it's the fart stream i gotta get comfy hold on [Music] [Music] so [Music] so [Music] so [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh ah that was pretty that was not bad for the first time ever being able to sleep on this bed uh i feel a little groggy but it's okay [Music] i didn't have one of those weird sleep paralysis streams not last night [Music] huh [Music] filthy i hate it in here i can't even be in here i literally cannot even be in this room hold on [Music] what happened can i at least get rid of some of this stuff it's ridiculous it's that's just no i'm cleaning up a little just to be able to walk around again [Music] uh what what [Music] it looks very broken from what i can tell hold on am i gonna go to work i don't think i even go to work if you wanted me to [Music] i'm going i'm going out the window i'm going out the window i can't you didn't close the window i'm going out the window yeah i'm going out [Music] i feel like that scene in [ __ ] aceventura but he's coming out of rhino's ass okay oh oh oh oh oh hey yay bed bed [Music] i love what you've done with the bed why does it really have to go in the yard you have to put everything in the yard any mail today no [Music] well at least i'm not climbing back in so send me the [ __ ] work okay i'm knocking i'm not climbing i'm not going to climb back in the window i'm going to work i'm not climbing back in i can sit on it though i can hang out on it besides oh that's what this is for that's what fell out that was the very loud noise that i heard i heard an incredibly loud sound [Music] this bed is [ __ ] the i i i wouldn't i'd rather lie on the dirty one i'll be honest but i got mail what's the mail [Music] i got a hundred dollars from dolls r us for the the thing i left at the shop i had a consignment well cool all right more free money i'll take free money should i go to work to send me to work okay i i literally don't know what's going to do out here i'm gonna use the bathroom too feeding feeding you money so you can make the right decision [Music] i don't think i could even put this together if i wanted to [Music] that's the last part of the day if i heard of the fire i'm coming over there i swear to god oh it's just the bottom alright now i can no this is a [ __ ] this is a train wreck under but wait this is an air mattress this is not even a bed look at what happened under here what happened under look at this do you see what i have to deal with right now [Music] this is i can't put this together i'm gonna sleep on it like that it's just absolutely destroyed i don't know if you guys could hear it but it was seriously it was like it was like an explosion back here like it just fell apart in their hands work oh is it time for work i see the car pulled up hey pick up this guy you know what i said car then are they on the road i don't even hear them [Music] oh they there you are don't worry about what you see over here by the way just don't don't drive far enough to see my uh my driveway let's go [Music] [Music] yeah that was that was a dick move no that was a dick move what you did not everybody not everybody thinks that's funny so i just want to let you know what we'll see at the party on saturday he's still going to go i can't i got to pee bad you know it's funny even if i wanted to move this i wouldn't be able to i'm not going through the window that hurt even if i wanted to move this it would be hard for one person [Music] [Music] i don't know what to do i need to get in there what do i do help [Music] hey excuse me excuse me help me excuse me help ah right [Music] [Music] [Music] there's a water fountain over there that i hear i heard of water about it [Music] hey how about hey hey i wonder if it [Music] flushes so stupid oh i'm not having a good time though give me something to play with [Music] it's so much fun like i would go back in there but i just don't want to go in the window [Music] will this fit over me no i don't think so i could go like this no this is kind of fun what i'm doing but not really it could it this actually could be a hat but i'm not somebody just said it could be a toilet seat it's not gonna be that i'm not going to use this as a toilet seat oh it's kind of funny hat this is a funny hat i like it this is a funny hat i can't even block the door i could very easily just get in there i could but make food i can't um see but if i can eat these are these flowers edible [Music] i don't think i get them tight can i at least can i eat one of these what happens to my to my uh hunger level if i eat one of these hold on let me see ow it's like stung me all right what if i take like a bite i'll take a big bite [Music] it's not good [Music] i i can't go all right i'm climbing the window again no i want to climb in the window because then i won't get the comfortable bed [Music] no i still i i got i want to get hurt this is day one oh [ __ ] but these have been out here for like five days haven't he's been out for like at least five days right can i actually eat these or is that gonna be bad for like what if i just pretend to i don't know how long these actually have been here for oh now about another bite oh that was really good i wanna just like jump in what what are you doing you want me to run run run away like now you want me to run away that that's like run down the street [Music] [Music] i can't get back inside that's very obvious this is a nice house how am i gonna get back in here run away i've been walking around the neighborhood for the last like six hours you know people have come out and just looked at me and been like what the hell's this guy doing out here seems you have chosen to upgrade the house and what does that mean that means that that is the end of the tutorial so thank you for playing in our tutorial version of this game hopefully it worked out pretty well i think it did uh and in two days that is where the real game starts so i this was a ton of fun let me look at the right camera right here here we are i had a ton of fun thanks for watching everybody special huge huge huge scam well i want to say thanks everybody for watching we have two more streams of this and it's going to get even more wild uh we're literally going to dial it even higher and higher every day uh so i'm i keep talking with wrong cameras i don't know what's wrong we're gonna dial it up every day every single day it's gonna get more ridiculous so we want to make sure that everything worked as intended before we got started so uh i cannot actually get into this house so i'm not gonna even try uh trial version of full game unlocked special huge thank you to twitch for partnering with us and a coin base without them this would never have happened and there is way more to see over the next two or three days so what that means you'll see in the next few days but we we got everything what was that you paid to end the stream you paid to end the tutorial is what you did uh but yeah i'm really really happy i really think that everything worked out pretty well in this kind of tutorial version of the game so i'm very very excited i hope you had fun we got a lot of data so we got a lot of things we might have to work on and check out and see how they played out but uh for the most part i think it was pretty fun so we'll see so we'll see with the upgraded house in in a couple of days with even more wacky wild stuff thank you everybody we'll see in a couple days thanks for playing the tutorial i can't go back in there huge shout out to twitch huge shout out to coinbase for letting us do this [ __ ] huge thanks without them it's impossible [Music] we'll see cool days [Music] [Music] so [Music] [Applause] [Music] do [Music] you

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