Jerma Streams with Chat - Mario Golf: Super Rush & Picross S

[Music] [Music] so sorry i just like accidentally slammed sorry for slamming hi hey how are you late i know yeah i may have uh i may have really really overshot the hole i'm gonna fix my sleep schedule in 12 hours thing but i got close i got really close uh you know i got close because there's absolutely no way there'd be a stream at like 12 30. specific if i didn't get close so i got close we're not starting it's not four another reason why we're starting um three to four hours early and typically about the 4 p.m plus time period because today is gonna be a double header we're going to play mario golf for a little while to pretend that i don't uh just play eldon ring it's a way for people to scroll by and see german 985 currently live playing mario golf okay all right he's cool he's variety right like it's i i don't i mean i'm not going to click on that but i know he's doing it for an eu is eu yeah does what i mean it's it's for people to understand that i don't just play elden ring and then we're gonna play eldon ring so this is just for the scrollers the first like four or five hours of the stream i'm going to take a break a real break one that i don't i don't think i've ever done on this channel i have never done what i'm going to do today so i'm very very i'm very intrigued to see how this works somewhere in the next four or five hours i'm going to put up the brb screen with some text on it [Music] saying that i'll be back in like 20 to 30 minutes we're gonna do a legit 20-minute break halfway through here we're gonna come back somewhere around that whatever that is and do elden ring for the rest of the night your views are gonna plummet yeah i mean yeah they are of course they are but this would be a good this is a nice little science experiment don't you think [Music] i'm very curious how this works intermission andy yeah so we're gonna do about four or five hours now and then four or five hours later bringing us to an omega time period of about 10 hours or so today maybe less maybe more depending i also have to get ready for the stream rewards because i haven't even prepared at all so this will be the last stream you see on this channel for a little while i will be at the stream rewards you can watch it yeah i'm sure you'll be able to pick me out of the crowd at some point i will be there so as of today i will see you on this channel after today next week oh [ __ ] poggies yeah doggies poggies god all right i'm gonna have no cam on because this is the first time in like three weeks that i've been able to have no shirt on when i stream so i'm gonna i'm doing that i'll have a cam on eldon ring when i take my break i'll put a shirt on so you're gonna deal with no cam for like i don't know however long i pretend to play uh mario golf oh also somebody bet me something in chat uh the person that said hey dude play mario golf is the same person that also said if you don't give this game at least a seven out of ten banned me for a month what i said is i mean you're kind of already going up against some pretty intense odds considering that all the mario sports games are like five or sixes mean like i think i'm gonna give this a seven i don't know if you're gonna get a seven out of this that's a bad take well at least in the last ten years mario sonic and olympic games was that a six what was it let's be real let's go come on let's be honest what what would you give a score to mario and sonic at the olympic games what is it is it a six or a seven it's a five seven for a nostalgia okay but that doesn't count probably six there's a six for the wii okay what's what's the last mario sports game mario tennis for the switch there's like a six that was like a 6.5 [Music] so i'm seeing a lot of sevens i'm seeing a lot of sixes and sevens so how is that a bad take when it's everybody's take in the chat besides like at least like wow no you can't put stuff in the wii you guys keep forgetting the wii is more than the wii is like [ __ ] 15 years old now i'm talking about like current gen and a little bit of last gen like the last five to ten years you give me a mario sports game that was like a nine not gonna happen they're fun they're not bad games what about uh mario strikers yeah that game's fantastic i'm looking forward to the next one that might that actually might be the first like mario sports game in five to ten years that actually is like a nine for me it could be that game was absolutely unbelievable mario strikers charged honestly i think my opinion just soured just based on mario tennis like right now on my on my screen i just this is i just see mario with the tennis racket and it's [ __ ] infuriating me like you know that he's that's a tennis racket and i'm pissed off about it anytime mario wears regular clothes just like that aren't his his overalls and the shirt like when he wears like just like pants like suit pants it pisses i get mad because i know it's either a tennis game or a golf game i'm already mad all right maybe i should stop [Music] just kidding jesus christ all right what should i do i don't want to like do all this i want to like play golf i'm just going to play golf i know there's like an rpg mode in this game right do i really want to do that i'll go do golf adventure [Music] i'm not playing ranked golf adventure okay so i have to make a mii is that how this works there i am i'm already made dominant hand is set to right yeah that's fine buddy of blonde hair i don't know i made it in 10 seconds this scan lines why they scan lines oh it's on tv hey you turned it off at the worst possible time oh it looked like mario just won isn't that the end of the tourney did you see how he won that was ridiculous i need to see a replay some slow-mo don't i beat the [ __ ] out of these people on a daily basis why would they be why why are they like fans of mine okay oh sorry chuck but remember the welcome ceremony tomorrow is more important than watching tv we should all get some good sleep tonight i feel like we're going to need it thank you how wonderful to have at least one sensible rookie in the house oh these are players okay i thought they were just like people watching i'll sleep just fine what about you i didn't even know ghosts could sleep you don't just fall through the bed chuck i feel like that's a rude question to ask a ghost anyway i guess i'll go to bed too i want to make a good impression at the welcome ceremony tomorrow that's a good idea dear i know you're hoping to be one of the standouts in this rookie class gosh you can't out drive me sorry toadette but you're always going to be playing catch up with real heavy hitters excuse me you can't always win with power alone you know you've got to keep a level head and know when to lay up happy gilmore would say otherwise you've got both it wrong finesse is the name of the game [Music] what's this guy oh that's me this feels weird i feel like i made a sims house right oh it's you we've been waiting for you come join us please everyone please allow me to introduce the final rookie in your group jeremy what was that you're a rookie too how much did you over here i mean nice to meet you it's the golf association called to let us know that one more rookie would be arriving late now they're here all right all right so how far can you drive it rook you want to tee it up and see don't mind chuck he's got an oversized driver for a brain come on everyone you'll be all learning together you guys wanted me to play the [ __ ] rpg mode it's gonna take like four hours to get started i could have already driven the ball 400 yards by now the name's charging chuck i hit the long ball boom don't matter where it goes as long as it goes far giddy up i'm toadette it's great to meet another student of the game i hope we can all learn from each other i'm boo boo hee hee edit any other characters that every human on earth has seen more than a thousand times that we need introductions for i'm being really like rude to this game all right yeah i'm out of here i gotta lift anyway if you want to hit up the green your biceps got to be mean while i was on my way to bed the most important thing for strong muscles is recovery we just do like exercises i don't understand the obsession with muscles that seems to plague those of you with physical bodies anyway off to bed hehe it's quite a crew we have what am i thinking you must be exhausted why don't you head to your room and get some rest i'm virto the camp house mama you can even call me mama if you want i wanted to go okay now your room is the one in the back we've got the we've got a big welcome ceremony tomorrow go get rest r1 r1 r1 r1 oh this is charging chuck's room what's in there i'm just going to bed do what all right i got to be very honest with everybody here let me be incredibly honest i don't care about any of this lore i don't care at all zero i don't want to knock on everybody's door and see what like what they're doing i don't i don't care i just don't i'm sorry does that make me like a bad person for not caring about the storyline and mario golf i just want to drive a ball hard meet the manager in the front of the clubhouse they're your friends they're not my friend i just moved in i just moved in five seconds ago these people don't know who i am i'm in boo's room let's charge and truck up to [Music] you know what i do i will commend companies like nintendo and other companies that have tried to make just hey let's play golf um a better more interesting kind of fun experience rather than just what you know just turning around at the t and driving the ball out of bounds like a thousand yards the wrong way and then literally turning the game off because that's what i've done at every golf game i've ever played hope you're feeling rested did you get a good night's sleep i did oh good i didn't wake you because you seemed like you really needed the rest but now you're running late for the welcome ceremony head outside and straight down the road hurry why is it pointing there okay wait r1 r1 r1 there's one more thing everyone in town knows that we have a new class of rookies starting out so you'll have a lot of lies on a lot of eyes on you and expect some pretty high expectations just put your best foot forward all right well i better not turn all the way 100 180 degrees in the wrong direction and drive shouldn't do that bonnie greens [Music] it's ugly [Music] this place is filled with talented rookies but let's pump the brakes a bit not everyone can be a star on day one let's give these something what's wrong with this if something's wrong it's something like the aliasing this is this looks off why does it look so wrong is it like the anti-aliasing you're the rookie everyone's talking about right one of green's just world-class practicing courses okay i no i'm honestly like i this is a difference than the other nintendo games usually the aliasing doesn't look this bad nice to meet you i'm the head coach all right let's do the ceremony a 30-90 i'm not i'm on a switch right now dude come on okay everyone's here coach welcome rookies surely all you know the story history but a reminder never hurts bonnie green's golf village is the birthplace of countless legendary golfers yeah hope you all realize how lucky you are to get a chance to write your own chapter in the bonnie green story i'm the clubhouse manager here and it's my pleasure to welcome you to this rookie class now you just met our head coach he has a lot to offer so i hope you all take his lessons after all he's launched the careers of several top players hey thanks for that now you're all here for a reason you've got the raw talent to make it in life that doesn't mean it can be easy i'll help you make sure you make it all very well then i'll go ahead and pass this up this is a golf watch rookies it'll track your stats record your scores and a whole lot more come on get one charging chuck that's me where's my watch i hear you drive the ball a little bit let's see if we can't teach you some control i feel like i'm an ai of reading this control that gonna help me hit it farther i want to play that guy [Laughter] i don't care i don't care about these guys getting their watches i just want my watch yeah i hear you're a real prodigy but rough around the edges just like the fairway i guess huh just made that up all right that's enough for intros go ahead and slap those new golf watches on your wrists and get the golf watch on your date is already in there like magic just press on and make sure it looks right first screen that comes up should be pretty basic it shows the different aliens you can turn into this one's a small alien and can get in small places and has a high-pitched voice this one is a big strong alien but sometimes it's hard to tell which one you're going to get just smash it and just be a good tv show don't worry about all the advanced functions right now okay yeah now i'm gonna go over the badge system no no badge system okay this is actually kind of cool you see where it says steel badge one day when you reach the top it might say platinum instead i can go 160 yards all right so you play tournaments this training this is leveling up yeah that's cool new member of the team it's toad hey everyone i'm toad i've been looking forward to this for quite a long time elf is more popular than ever in the mushroom kingdom wasn't that tiny yesterday incredible but if we want to keep the sport interesting read some green players you see yeah and i just don't need folks who can hit the green oh whoa wait this is crazy that's all i had to do was like just clear my throat we need some fresh faces on the leaderboards that's where you all come in we've scouted each of you for your special talents maybe maybe you're a big star [Music] okay hey hey that wasn't even a bad impression you know how bad all toad impressions are because nevermind my caddy have you guys noticed that all the mario characters have gotten regular voices except for that guy all the mario characters are like whoa hey and now but this guy's still they've never changed it it's always been that oh nice alright time to play i went up the golf watch don't need the golf watch all right let's go meet the caddy hi yes i'm jeremy i've been waiting for you all right so you're my caddy so just tell me what clubs to use okay i'm here for the package yes you have any idea what i'm talking about do you i'm here to give you your first set of clubs they're already customized perfectly okay now when you're playing around here you'll be chasing after your ball and your own two legs no carts i did see that from the trailer that's probably gonna be the fun part of the game we won't load you up with a full set of 14 clubs i only need three i never understood all the multiple clubs thing in golf give me the driver the putter and the pitching wedge that's all i need that's all you're going to see me play with all right that's enough for me go ahead and strap on the bag you got a set of golf clubs okay cool all right let's see i i want i need a huge driver [Music] you guys remember the commercials those big huge like titanium rod in the middle drivers they were it was an infomercial for them all the time and that [ __ ] was illegal to play with in tournaments there's the driver master 400 uh el diablo driver or something right and these things they were you couldn't use them in tournaments you couldn't use them like and play with them in a actual setting the thing was like it was almost a foot long and it had this huge piece of titanium in the middle and it was like guaranteed to like it was like a korg's bat i used to see that commercial all the [ __ ] time you physically couldn't even play with it unless you like would just drive him with like you know some of your [ __ ] friends in the driving range [Music] satan driver it i swear to god it was something like that all right so i'm just gonna go this way take some lessons alright here we go i'm ready let's go you want to review the basics of hitting a shot i mean i kind of need to know what i'm doing all right that aims that aims yep yep yep that shows the overhead view very cool the inner circle shows where the ball will land ah okay and then the translucent outside border shows where it will roll okay some of the shots carry and run equals its total distance distance is also affected by shot power wind speed and direction and elevation changes okay there's a gauge you press it there it is okay by the way you'll need 60 points to pass this lesson all right i got it i got it it's gonna be easy easy simple let's go i got a pro controller in my hand right now all right you want to get precise the blue section of the target will score you the most points okay of course that isn't always the best spot to be that will depend on where the wind is okay aim for the blue area okay cool let's take a look there it is so that's 160 yards we're gonna go right here [Music] what's wrong with that all right 10 points i did it [Music] okay [Music] nice shot nice uh yeah i want it to roll i don't want to do it you know you don't if it's 160 yards away you don't hit the ball 160 yards well that was [ __ ] that was actually [ __ ] [Music] why have you not turned around yet because this is the [ __ ] practice area dude i'm not gonna do that in the practice zone [Music] i'm not gonna turn around [Music] the point is to hit it exactly 160 yards the point is to get it into the 10. that's not gonna be enough [Music] i'm undershooting it a little how did that feel were you able to hit the shots where you wanted yeah next we'll hit five more shots but now we're going to get more aggressive and set up for a birdie okay let's get more aggressive all right sure so i need to i need to smash this as hard as i can [Music] are you playing the golf tutorial i'm i was gonna jump into golf but people said do the adventure mode [Music] because they wanted to hear toad yell at him for [ __ ] an hour [Music] all right that was good i can shape the shot too this is a fast forward oh there is okay yeah let's go how can i shape let's see oh you can curve it oh [ __ ] [Music] i can't wait to try to curve a ball around the entire forest [Music] all right that's 60 points nice do i level up okay power is leveled up cool oh yeah yeah i wanted to be power you crushed it you got to play it safe too not to take anything away from this performance but you've always got to improve yeah good job jeremy keep improving the accuracy of your shots you need to pay attention to both carry and run i don't care take some lessons from who power only that's what i'm doing i'm going to put every single point into distance and just have the giant infomercial driver that's illegal and i'm going to win every tournament [Music] all right 30 yard approach a flat ground using your wedge okay get the ball into the green i know how it works me strong all right i got my pitching wedge so you want to pretty much just pitch it on there [Music] almost a hole in one [Music] nice yeah he's simple we need a me strong golf spoon [Music] all right approach shots are key to scoring well we're on pretty level ground it seems okay with 30 yards of elevation to gain account for gotta carry a little farther no i just get the ball into the hole that's all i need to know nothing else matters [Music] just get it in don't tell me well you see this elevation in it no just i just put ball into hole [Music] [Music] why are you still here all right we're uphill now pose one yard downhill and 98 feet away okay all right all right all right get out of my way easy right that was good that was good he's gonna say okay every time okay [Music] that's the streamer curse don't you understand that's the i don't want more than three or four seconds to go by without any sound effects think about that five seconds of no talking is like it's like streamer dog years it's like it might as well be 30 minutes it's like five straight minutes [Music] okay [ __ ] okay you want to do the all right i'll do i gotta just do the let me just do this [Music] well the goal is to get the ball into the thing [Music] kid boga kitten vogue coming in for a raid what's up kid welcome everybody we're currently playing mario golf [Music] uh it's this is just breaking it up a little bit because i'm gonna be playing eldon ring later but thanks kit hope you had a good stream hope it was eventful more elden ring that's a nerd game well just watch this stream then this is gonna be two today nice [Music] he's playing this as the meme no actually this is i'm genuinely when i saw the trailer for this i genuinely thought it was interesting looking all right so i gotta be careful so this is we're going up i can hit it a little bit harder just a little bit not very much okay hey so this is not just going to be golf there's gonna be um what are those what are those guys called the stompers what are they called they're gonna be all over the green and stuff right this one's downhill all the way all right but that was not enough at all that's fine [Music] hates video games i don't hate video games [Music] this is to change it up a little all right try the rookie course let's go it's time to go let's go for it all right was it was the person said that this if you don't think this game's at least a seven out of 10 then you should ban me for a month um you're about to find out if i actually like this game okay this is the rookie course [Music] this is cute though it actually is cute i actually like this [Music] three holes finishing five over par or better to pass that's a pass it's like a super bogey [Music] i love my mile-per-hour wind downhill downhill slope 7.3 yards we don't care about any of those we're just going to drive over them all right i think i got a pretty good idea [Music] yeah you did the funny thing right [Music] i love somebody in the chat i just wrote oh my god he's so funny that was not bad all right well now how far here 120 yards downhill [Music] the driver can i use the driver on the green if you can that's really funny yeah you can [Music] can you [ __ ] imagine somebody doing this all right that's i gotta one more stroke and i'm good i got it oh no i can i think i can get this in one go ready no not quite i'm gonna go this way though play seriously i'm gonna i'm doing it right now he's gonna fail the rookie course i'm not gonna fail the rookie course watch [Music] i can hit the tree i feel like that's gonna hit the tree find out [Music] nice shot [Applause] that's too far way too far way too far i thought i was gonna go through the leaves and get all [ __ ] up all right i i gotta chip this real lightly here [Music] it's not bad [Music] [ __ ] you i like plus four oh [ __ ] okay it can't be plus five so i actually have to do it okay no [ __ ] around i actually have to do this well this is perfect for me it's 143 yards i i gotta go like kind of somewhere like here like right here [Music] and on the green oh [ __ ] off all right this is uphill let's do it [Music] right in yes shipping [Applause] [Music] level up twice oh [Music] i want to get that to at least 200 yards or 180. that was just kind of fun three holes in a time limit and score well too you have ten minutes to finish par three par four and a par five it's called speed golf speed golf well you have to i have to run around now all right how does this work huh dash you can push people out of the way there's a special dash [Music] this just seems kind of chaotic okay so this is a time limit [Music] finish three holes at plus three or better in 10 minutes or less ready so i'm actually playing against other players [Music] oh [ __ ] i have to run nice huh okay all right birdie putt what's it look like all right so this is um blue means it's going up and the red means it's going down right do we got for wind wind is down okay i'm just gonna i think it was too hard oh we got it i mean he got it i did it i did it he got it i got it okay cool oh [ __ ] all right we're gonna go i'm going this way that's stupid yeah it is pretty stupid driving as far as i can [Music] i only have eight and a half minutes that's so funny you can actually punch people and push people go faster like this is as fast as the character can move alright 148 we're gonna go this is curving a little where's the wind all right wind's not bad let's go nice shot it's gonna be on the green [Music] green tell me green fringe what's fringe mean oh right at the end of the lip all right wind's coming down to the left a little so it's a hundred foot we're going probably like 30 feet we're going up i'm going to go tighten it up a little bit this way we're going to go for it sorry start fringe cringe oh come on what the [ __ ] [Music] what happened wait what i have no idea what just happened ready all right well i got it whatever [Music] going here i'm gonna go over the sand drop [Music] you can't get a golf cart i mean this is kind of cool but isn't this the exact reason why people play golf video games because this is the worst part of golf actually needing to go to get the ball is like the is the worst part of the whole sport all right so the wind is going cutting this way a little bit we're gonna drive it over here that should give us a little bit of uh leeway i think nice shot it's more fun with people that makes sense that makes sense [Music] although is it though i kind of feel like the after you push your friend for the first time and then you all laugh eventually you all just start to be like so can we like skip this part i guess the part where everybody holds down start and it's like oh player four wants to skip and everyone else just presses start it's like yeah there yeah all right so i want to go like here that was way too far what was it oh that was a good approach nice huh [Applause] all right this is a birdie putt don't [ __ ] it up don't look at wind for putt stop acting like you know anything about golf guys i went to golf camp one day and i left [Music] that's a real story [Music] in fact i would think that some of you did the same thing [Music] how many of you guys went to golf camp for like a day or two and then we're like uh never mind this isn't for me i kind of feel like that's happened to more than a few of us [Music] it may have been like a uh maybe i don't know you know when like your kids are getting to the age where they're old enough to like hold a baseball bat or like hold a golf club and it's like oh maybe hey hey son what do you think about golf um i don't know well we'll get you into golf camp and see how it works let's see how it is for you i hope we'll get you to baseball camp [Music] and it's like oh that sounds kind of fun oh it does it sounds fun doesn't it young son of course it does that kind of sounds fun i hit the ball with the thing yeah you hit the ball of the thing oh my boy's gonna go up and we're gonna be on the back nine together right dad [Music] [Music] yeah well yeah yeah yeah it's not well i didn't go like to a camp where i like slept over or something for like a summer it's not like oh yeah i went to i went to camp and it was like f it was like a four week golf camp where i stayed over somewhere no [Music] i go over here that sounds like a crappy 90s movie let's go qualifying around be golfing with two other players and there's a time limit wait am i actually playing with people i'm gonna play all nine holes okay oh [ __ ] [Music] [Music] all right i'm ready it finished we're doing nine holes that's so long you know how i would actually enjoy golf if an entire game wasn't 18 holes people complain about how long it takes to play a game of baseball playing an entire 18 nine holes whatever golf takes like an entire it takes like two days [Music] nice oh [ __ ] oh how do i punch go for today's the weakest come here why am i so slower and i like stand in front of wait this is actually really dangerous uh yoshi don't swing jesus oh my god that doesn't teach kids anything good that's teaching kids terrible golf etiquette what [Music] what are the hearts for nice where's my ball over here we only have a minute to do this oh i'm gonna drain this check this out [Music] all right i think yoshi [ __ ] up big time oh all right that was fun ready you got to be the first to drive 170 yards [Music] perfect [Music] [Music] get away from me [Music] oh i needed that can i block it holy [ __ ] toad you're awful okay how far is it it's a 30 feet this we're a little bit up the hill here we're going to curve it i'm going to smash it this way let's go [Music] it's in that's it that's in that's in get out of the way what that's all right i did better than them that's a bad idea oh i thought i could just clothesline both of them right there what are the coins for wait did i just drift what was that [Music] okay they're not even close to as powerful as i am [Music] they're not even close to as powerful as i am [Music] you guys are going that way huh oh actually yeah good idea [Music] you need to attack them kill them i can't hurt them still better [Music] you can exchange the coins does speed even matter i don't know i don't why do i have to go so fast i have a minute and that's not a ton of time but 130 yards through the tree that's good [Music] all right i'm gonna probably chip this in we got it's 33 yards we're going okay [Music] getting that curve in there come on yes all right how's this looking i got a minute and a half to do this i want to go like here it's a little hard but i think it'll go yep you need to grab him by the neck just be running sprinting behind him grab the caddy of clubs and just pull it as hard as you can so they go down do you imagine they added like a melee attack with just a golf club just left right left right left right swinging nice shot [Applause] all the coins [Music] come on go [Music] oh [Music] did i snuck his ball away wait i think i just did [Music] holy [ __ ] he almost got it in this is going downhill right oh she was you actually taking a [ __ ] in the hole what was that yoshi was just squatting down in front of the hole come on toad you can do it okay no i can't for the joke i can't i'm like i'm in the lead right now leave me alone [Applause] [Music] stop no i wanted that okay do you know how this would actually be fun uh if it was like 50 person multiplayer [Music] and you could there was collision on all balls [Music] i should have picked up the driver it's eight that's still kind of a lot [Music] yeah i'm drifting behind toad that's why that just happened [Music] all right there's gonna be a difficult approach here we go we're our incline i gotta tilt it a little bit this way and i'm gonna curve it a little bit that way [Music] that's in the hole that's in the [ __ ] hole oh my god it's not in the hole it was almost in the hole oh no toad toad just looks like a little kid don't worry toad you're only in the last place i'm i'm in the lead i just got to keep it up mom said you have to bring toad all right where's the wind wind is going nigh up i'm not let these idiots [ __ ] swing immediately i'm gonna hold them on okay so wind is going that way i'm gonna drive it into the wind a little bit like this way it's not too much wind but it's enough here we go [Music] that's going in think it [Music] oh [ __ ] i gotta run nice huh i'm on the green these guys i have a full stroke if i sink this putt i win the game this is this is the solidify the game putt this is one of those putts where the guy walks around for 40 minutes all right so this is uphill okay it's we're going this way it's hard to tell where the hill is okay how strong is that pole going this way i wonder this is a hundred feet i think this is good let's try it more it was more even more to the right they had way more strokes i'm just slowly chipping away toad wants to play angry birds on your ipad make sure he doesn't get the screen all sticky again i will tell you that was one of the mo that was one of the worst things ever [Music] uh being an uncle right i have lots of uh nieces and nephews and anytime i was like oh like can i play with your phone no you're gonna touch it you're gonna like touch and put your fingers all over it and like you're gonna open up like an app i haven't opened in like a year you're going to apple up you're going to open up like apple home you know what i mean i don't i've never opened that i don't want to give it to you [Music] was the wind [Music] and then it's like never the same you have to like really like wash it and rinse it bunker i got i haven't hit into a bunker still closer than they are [Music] oh [ __ ] um nice get out of the way get out of the way you little puke hates kids hates iphone plays golf but that makes me an old person wait hates kids has an iphone and plays golf ready this one's kind of scary i have a huge advantage here because this is just straight drives forward [Music] oh you don't like it that i'm drifting over there do you [Music] mind where's my ball oh there it is right there oh i want the driver not the three wood what are you talking about put that away [Music] i would use a three wood just drive it again [Music] i mean knows the name it says okay this is i can't tell if that's a hill or not where's the wind all right when i gotta hit it a little harder [Music] sink it think it oh i got it nice oh be careful tone it's a tricky course [Applause] [Music] you didn't lick your finger and hold it up ready now i'm really ahead [Music] okay drive drive i don't want to put take the 3 wood out how does he hate toad so much i mean don't blame me why are you blaming me for this blame nintendo putting him in last place in every game if he's an ai controlled character i didn't do that [Music] give me the driving wedge there it is [Music] [Music] it's all right i'm in a good position to drive it over the lake [Music] all right i gotta it's gonna slice isn't it oh [ __ ] it's gonna slice [Music] oh [ __ ] that's really slicing where's it going where is it is it on the green can i go in this what happened is that a stroke i'm gonna remember that all right let's see i'm gonna go there plus three already these guys how are you plus three already there's still like how many holes left [Music] dipping it again what's happened let's hit his ball in the green is wet oh [Music] [Applause] level up level up level up level up [Music] [Music] hey hey i did it [Music] great work in just in time bonnie green's open tees off tomorrow and after that result you're all eligible to enter now it's a two-day tourney the first day is an elimination round if you're still in the next day you'll have a chance to earn a chrome badge but only if you finish in the top three oh yeah this one's in the bag just hand the trophy over well it may not hit shots like chuck but i'm confident in my strategy old words but you're both looking past me as if i'm not even here i suppose i'm a ghost yeah this is only four players four player tournament i'm gonna laugh if i'm more powerful than um charging chalk whatever his name is [Music] if this one a chance you might be in for a surprise tomorrow and besides who says you're the favorites i heard some top players might be making an appearance like uh potentially super mario super mario could be there okay hey hey uh hammer brother i have a question why are you allowing smurfs mario and luigi being allowed in this tournament is not fair okay let's go we do things differently here the higher your rank the fewer clubs you can carry trust me it works out i only need one club but that sounds tough for folks who don't crush the driver like i do we you and me are gonna get along [Music] everybody go to bed a lot of towns people to talk to but i'm not going to talk to any of them now that jump that i had in the game they took it from me no no no no i don't want to leave me alone [Music] this is a cute little town [Music] it's golf camp there's sprint [Music] mario slaughters these people this is like is this kind of weird like oh we're at the fun golf camp golf town with all the koopas and goombas and like mario kills these people on a regular basis all the time [Music] mario's just an actor are they all just actors movies and tv shows aren't real what [Music] he's playing he's an actor he's playing golf with other actors they're actors in the story are they actually actors [Music] wait what how have i not known this the world of super mario is actors pretending to play fight each other they do that in mario 3. [Music] but i mean that's mario 3 was one game is that how it's supposed to be the whole entire franchise [Music] [Music] that's why there are curtains in the beginning of three [Music] platforms in three are props i mean i understand that one game can be but is it like mario odyssey for instance is all just supposed to be like a movie like they're actors it's just in one game yeah it's like the truman show mario doesn't know that would be really weird what a shot from koopa troopa i think we're in for some great scores today with the way the course is playing wait a minute the ketu following mario around with the camera makes a hell of a lot more sense now he's just filming him for the [ __ ] tv show what it's kind of ruining everything ready all right here we go hole 1. [Music] drive the ball 200 yards every time [Music] how'd you get that special move oh how's toad announcing and playing [Music] all right 166 this is uphill we're going to go wind is a little bit rough this way here we go [Music] it's on the green i gotta hit it one more time i don't it's a different toad you [ __ ] okay so everybody shut up for a second because it's gonna be hard this one goes downhill then uphill and it looks like it's pulling this way a tad so i gotta hit it actually pretty hard we're gonna hit it hard that's in that's in that's in that's in that's in it's in the ten that's it oh [ __ ] it oh come on are you serious [Applause] that would have been awesome and it was curved in can you address the scandal because i said that i thought toad was playing uh look i wasn't paying attention i just see him with a headset on holy [ __ ] wait a minute oh no okay okay it rolled it rolled all right i gotta drain this i actually have to sink this slightly there's a little bit of give here not very much but there is this is 15 feet away just a little bit of give not that much oh there's more there was more give that was blue it wasn't blue though it's all right i'm still in third place at the top that toad had like a blue hat on and the toad announcing had a blue hat on okay well not he has ah he's gonna suit on but you know but he had a [ __ ] blue hat on i swear to god [Music] what is that [ __ ] [Music] he's doing working two job to support his one million kids [Music] why are you implying that toes gotta just dump eggs out somewhere [Music] [Music] don't be mad at me because i thought that was the same toad be mad at the guy that said toads lay a million eggs all right that's i'm the guy you're coming after that's me you're coming after why why you coming after me [Music] all right 109. you said that though what i didn't say i i was talking about what that guy said a a million kids [Music] how do you get to a million kids if you're not laying like [ __ ] ten thousand eggs every spring or whatever the [ __ ] happens in like the world like the animal kingdom i'm not saying toad's an animal i'm just saying i'm just saying like you how do you have a million kids he needs to support his million kids that's like you're dropping 50 000 eggs every spring mushrooms are fungi ready [Music] how fast does fungi spread a year [Music] you don't understand toad [ __ ] [Music] i wasn't looking i wasn't looking i heard a golf swing and then i heard my character go oh all right where's the wind this way you guys are [ __ ] crazy [Applause] everyone's calling me crazy when i'm simply reacting to the person that said that toad has a million kids and i'm asking i was just simply asking how that would be possible even if he was a mushroom all right this is heavy heavy heavy i'm gonna go this way hard is this too much this is very heavy downhill right [Music] oh [ __ ] you that was a one two i'm sorry i'm in second toad spreads his spores in a forest and that's where the babies come from so he lays eggs in the forest i got it okay got it nice like really [Music] my stomach right the amount of people right now that are freaking out about me talking about toad laying eggs is like is killing me right now all right that's way too far [Music] imagine fighting with somebody over them saying that toad lays eggs oh this whole conversation is [ __ ] hilarious to me you i know i am i know it's [ __ ] funny okay this is gonna curve there it is oh get in come on i'm just imagining two people sitting on a couch passing a blunt back and forth i don't know i don't understand man how is it possible he has to lay eggs no i know he it spores it he goes to the forest and squats down and spores come out of his ass i don't know man i don't know how how much more juice does he have to spin his glands that's too much i think it's eggs there's the the idiocy of the conversation we're having ready [Music] all right 166. i'm gonna go right here that's a good on right there actually gonna be good while eating taco bell at 2 am nice huh all right this is a good opportunity to get first place i have to get this putt though all right what do we got 50 foot cut lots of pull this way i'm going here i think it's even more than that i think it's like right here rain it drain it oh that's close [Applause] minus one all right i have to do well here i can't let charge and chuck win a short game [ __ ] that was actually pretty good [Music] i think my specials just run i don't have one yet that's hope is that chuck [ __ ] it up yeah how come um what i'm not with chuck right now i'm not on his uh squad wherever this is [Music] this is going right to the green what's the wind like we're going to cut it this way a little bit and go [Music] i think that's good that looks real good actually that's going to be close nice huh how close though enough to sink this oh yeah this is doable so i always have so much trouble in these golf games on how much this actually means that's steep i think right here i think right here wind is pushing it this way though how much does the wind really affect putt when it's downhill like this wind does affect putt it's because it's gonna pull me this way then levels out a little i'm thinking right here i'm going for it there it is all right we're in first place hide for first with chuck not bad ready watch out for that tree i don't hit that tree [Music] you're gonna play call of duty 4 no no i'm not playing call of duty 4. [Music] get out of the way [Music] all right this is where's the wind it's gone i gotta oh i have to overshoot this a little bit because the wind [Music] will be on the green [Music] good spot right yeah nice huh [Music] all right this is this is flat so i should nice putt all right this is literally just flat there's nothing here it's literally just straight 15 feet right to the hole this is it [Music] got it nice there's no way that he got a birdie on that hole as well [Applause] no he didn't okay good first place all right i just i have to get a par here this is it i can't [ __ ] around i actually have to try hard here [Music] the time doesn't matter just click the coins [Music] doesn't get golf jeremy's in first place speaking in third person [Music] you're not going to get the ice cream later why do you get to decide when i get to eat ice cream or not all right we're going for something hard here here we go this is gonna be this is this is ballsy this is ballsy oh don't go in the water all right it's good it's good it's good it's good [Music] i bet you like pistachio ice cream yeah i do actually it's phenomenal all right all right all right we gotta go let it overshoot it gonna curve a little bit right here get it on the green that was solid could have been better this is flat nice all right this is it i will win the tournament okay so this is very gently downhill or uphill wind is going this way a little bit i'm thinking right here but look it the hill goes to the right all right wait this might not work out the way i want [Music] [ __ ] it wasn't even that strong whatever i still win [Applause] i got first place i'm good how many levels you got i gotta get at least four or five levels for first place all right hold on stamina speed control spin i mean i'm thinking this right [Music] i honestly don't give a [ __ ] how fast i can run who cares control and power that means i can always my drives will always be right on the mark and then later on i can worry about how fast i'm running doesn't really matter [Music] why by the way why is it weird to like pistachio ice cream that's why is that so weird i thought that was pretty popular it's disgusting it is not i have a bad take for you pistachio ice cream is delicious pistachios are gross [Music] that's my bad take of the evening for you yeah i don't like pistachios but i like pistachio ice cream [Music] i think it's the added sugar that makes that pistachio flavor become very very good for me [Music] this dash is the most amazing thing ever somebody told me something about pistachios one time and it freaked me out and i forget what it was and it would turn me off from eating them forever and i what was it there's something weird about pistachios right isn't there something weird [Music] is it bugs i do it's something about like them being like actually kind of gross [Music] you mean figs [Music] oh it's something weird something about like i'm going let me look this up before i like give you a total complete misinformation campaign here like let me get this right what is it [Music] is it was is it a conspiracy i don't think so why are pistachios like bad right like i i'm just i don't i don't remember it was something weird that i was like no i don't want to eat those it was something it was something like odd and i looked at it i was like that's kind of weird [Music] not figs no figs is the wasp [ __ ] i know that was it click bait was it a fake news clickbait title no no no no it was maybe it was like a i want to say i don't want to say what i thought it was [Music] let me see [Music] oh i guess they were recalled pistachios at some point [Music] is that what this is [Music] this is like from a few years ago it caused farts and bloating that's not what this says you've probably heard no i don't know what that is yeah there was like something weird like four or five years ago like whatever it is [Music] cashews are the ones that the fruit is poisonous no it wasn't cashews it was start the final round oh [ __ ] i gotta pay attention [Music] cashews are covered in a straw maybe that is what it was [Music] yeah maybe is that what it is did somebody get it aflatoxins is that what it what it was [Music] aflatoxin a chemical in which can cause cancerous mold has been found in some mistreated pistachios and it led to breakouts of the diseases that's all right so i wasn't crazy is that a legit article though [Music] pistachios contain toad spores source dude i told you me you trust me right it gives a yee ha to prove your american citizenship what i don't think i could even do a good yeehaw it would probably be embarrassing you would think i i would not pass your test that you have here [Music] all right this is the finals [Music] i don't know like eat like yeehaw like that but i feel like to do that you have to like lean back put your fist up and go like i get in this sand oh [ __ ] i did get in the sand this is bad all right i gotta pay attention [Music] what if i just drive it out of here can i do it no that's too that's too that's too risky risky [Music] stay on the fairway please okay nice okay where's the wind going hit it on the green right here it's safe it should get there oh my god it went in it went oh it didn't go in oh that was close too damn all right that was really close what a recovery that was still in first place but no a pistachio flavor i think it's okay they kind of work [Music] i like pistachio ice cream you know i'm kind of weirdo i think i like it because it's green [Music] if you handed me vanilla ice cream and you handed me vanilla ice cream that was tinted a sky blue or like robin's egg blue i would like it more i would go oh wow this is awesome my imagination fills in the blanks all right with the wind is going a little bit this way we gotta go 166 a little bit pull it up a little robin's egg blue [Music] it's on you like spinach i need to know i spinach is actually my favorite green vegetable yes i do very much so birdie i got a minute and a half i'm fine so this is gonna i think that's good tell a little bit more i said i don't know how to do it spinach is the best green vegetable you can do tons of stuff with it you can saute it you can like mix it up it turns into a different thing you can eat spinach raw and if you cook it it turns into this weird like kind of wilty soft delicious kind of juicy thing or you can eat it like salad like normal it's very versatile i know i i don't i like spinach more than kale because kale is kind of weird it's got a weird texture you have to chew through it more it's a little stringy spinach is way better [Music] i mean i think kale is probably better for you a pound for pound nutrient density whatever but is that really that big of a deal he just turned up uh i understand this like tackling and pushing in this game but that was like a red card you know like where's the referee that was good in smoothies yeah kayla's good when it's juiced [Music] i can't go through that tree yeah i can [Music] get through the tree yes yes it's actually up there it's actually all the way up there i'm on top of this hill too this actually is not a bad place to be is it gonna curve [Music] curved in [Music] that's pretty good all right i saved some time there i think what's the skybox for a second i see tearing birdie i i think i just go i it's not gonna be enough to affect the movement all the way down there's a little bit of pull this way i think this is gonna be fine it's not gonna hit her hard enough exactly what i was thinking was gonna happen that's exactly what i that's why i didn't want to do that hard i didn't want to go that far i just have to get pars that's all that matters two strokes ahead of chuck [Music] this game sucks but you said sucks in all capitals [Music] remember this game sucks that was you were very upset about this i think it's fun [Music] what's your problem with it okay but you tell me what you think about how bad you don't like it and i'll tell you how bad i think it is [Music] hey it's not actually actually just messing around the side is really not a bad game uh it's really fun i could see how you could just sit here and chill and play golf i get it it's fun this is the awful game to watch well golf is awful to watch in general and what is this hill it's going right and left at the same time what am i supposed to do about this um i don't know nothing [Music] all right [Applause] yeah way ahead ready golf really is one of those weird games at least in a video game sense i actually really don't mind playing golf in a video game but i really despise it playing in real life just really do [Music] but it's kind of the opposite for baseball for me i would rather play a game of baseball in real life than play a video game of it i'm about just getting the bat getting up there and swinging on the reverse that's good get it we'll get out of the way it's not gonna make it [Applause] i ran away with it though there's no way he comes back i would have to be a [ __ ] and get i'd have to do it intentionally bad as a joke [Music] nice shot somebody said oh mega lull he has negative points i gotta pee too [Music] mario sluggers that was actually really good [Music] i think this is a crazy idea it is i want to get on the green you to play mario strikers i probably will play mario strikers i was a huge fan of the uh one for the wii let's chip this [ __ ] in is all day no eldon ring please that's probably not gonna happen i'm obsessed with elgin ring right now somewhere at the halfway point i'm gonna take a little bit i'm gonna take like 15 20 minutes this could be a hole in one if i can get it nice that's gonna be close that's actually gonna be close [Applause] you do a knitting stream i don't think that would be enjoyable i think you all hate that [Applause] acts out speed and you can tackle them all right only two holes left and i'll completed my first tournament are there mini games i want to play mini games [Music] i'm so far ahead i can just literally relax just get the coins in the hearts and stuff what's wrong with the music i don't understand people don't like the music what's the problem with the music everyone's like music turn it off please [Music] because it's on a five-second loop it kinda is i would have had that dad it is the same song ready i haven't paid any attention oh my god yoshi you're plus 10. [Music] is yoshi doing the thing at mini golf where you're infuriated and you're not having a good time so you just drag the ball three or four times when you get it close enough and you don't care [Music] you mess up and you just drag drag drag in and it counts as like four strokes is that what you're doing right now yoshi just drive it that's where my skills are it actually has been this for an hour how did i go in the sand what i'm so far ahead who [ __ ] cares just drive it there it is [Music] nice huh [Music] birdie wait do i have to go get it i don't have to go get it right it's out of bounds it's out of bounds i i can't get that okay close i win plus 12. i got my first medal the star cup how come there's not two other pedestals only one for first place thousand coins and probably leveled up like five times oh yeah your special dash improved all right so control is fine spin i don't really care about that i'll do stamina [Music] head to ridge rock lake [Music] this dude's doing an endurance build actually i gotta pee real bad but not yet rise and shine champ [Music] all right all right please take a pee break all right i'll take we'll take it i've been playing for two hours i feel like am i actually am i having fun because that's kind of odd all right i did not expect to be playing for two hours [Music] all right i'll be right back i'm gonna pee give me two seconds [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] um [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] yeah yeah what's up i'm it's sorry i'm just i'll be done like a little bit later tonight i mean it's okay it's like it's probably like a four to ten though yeah if i if i just keep pretending to like it like the fans will you know go i just keep pretending to like it you even though i could [ __ ] hate it that's that's pretty yeah i'll see you later oh my god i just got caught oh my god i got caught no no no no no all right let's go [Music] [Music] this is kind of cool there's a map [Music] i love the hot mic joke it's it's the worst [ __ ] joke it really is [Music] it's not it's not it's the worst one oh a new area is that putting practice congrats on the chrome badge x is bronze you check to see if your mic is off i mean i have a little thing where i turn it off and on like a little button i press sometimes i don't press it sometimes i'm just like but i don't really care [Music] big storm won't be any tournaments for a while what [Music] we can't hear anything yeah you can have you ever heard of cross country golf x c golf for short believe it or not xc golf goes way back it's a form of the game that many of the top players have mastered some of the really high level players can still play our course even in this state it's remarkable to see them in action of course they can use special shots so it's not exactly fair maybe you saw mario in that televised i was i thought he's gonna say commercial you've already seen a special shot some of them are so powerful that they can affect other players and blast their golf balls out of the way okay interesting so everybody has a special move i get it should i just play the regular game mode and just pick a character and just go play [Music] that sounds like something interesting take seven clubs there's a lot of elevation change the nine iron look i don't okay let me tell you what i need i need the driver i need six iron pitching wedge [Music] this is changing golf attire okay yeah i don't need more than that maybe i'll take i'll take a six iron i'll take the six hybrid sounds good [Music] successfully downloaded data for pick ross you really just [ __ ] expose me like that all right let's try it no i don't want to change gear if you find yourself in a really tricky spot and we all do from time to time you're not totally out of luck all right i'll be fine play a practice round of xc golf verifying badge confirm registration for xc golf practice round complete complete three holes in 30 strokes or fewer to advance okay you may encounter tornadoes on the course this is normal they may be used okay be careful they're hazards sure dots from flat lies will fly straight yeah some uphill will curve downhill will curve yeah yeah yeah the moral yeah yeah yeah all right i'm not gonna play pick ross right now i'm okay stop [Music] tornadoes on the course will blow both golfers and golf balls into the sky okay did i do that there are two different holes so you have to okay all right i got an idea is this stupid will this go into that wind and go up i didn't do anything i thought it was gonna go in the tornado and go up i guess not oh well okay never mind all right i gotta be careful huge wind pushing this way so i'm gonna sit right here big curve as well [Music] don't go too far pretty good i said watch out for them don't go directly into them but i thought it was going to make the ball bounce up that's a that's steep i think that's the one right there ah again i keep messing that up it's the worst stream it's not pick ross i'm not playing pick ross stop asking for it or i'm gonna be very upset with you [Music] so now we go again oh okay this is kind of this is actually cool i do genuinely like this [Music] how's it gonna hit the wall oh it does work so why didn't it work last time [Music] all right that's it this is downhill a little bit big wind [Music] i'm not playing pic i'm not playing pick ross oh no i'll play pick ross later this is going to be like a 10 hour stream will you guys just just buckle up oh no i did this completely wrong there's the wind okay tornado this way [Music] i should go into that tornado and go up please make it all right i'm fine i'm not gonna play vic ross for like four hours oh i gotta go across the whole [ __ ] game again goddammit i'll play a few rounds of pick ross no later than at least 45 minutes from right now okay will that actually go up will that travel up in the tornado i hope so that's why i'm doing it [Music] watch out we were kidding don't that's what i'm saying i know you guys are such [ __ ] jokers not even get on the green i'm an idiot [Music] 17 strokes left oh no nice ross i knew this was gonna happen i knew it was gonna happen [Music] 44 minutes until pick ross maybe all right let's do it for real [Music] i was tracking my every move let's do it let's register for a standard xc golf tournament that was actually pretty cool as you can approach that a bunch of different ways let's go [Music] use your coins how do i use my coins how to play no [Music] who sells [ __ ] here somebody sell something who is the shop keeper we're here oh okay welcome anything you want to buy bullet bill 4 hybrid [Music] where's the where is it hold on [Music] i don't think is this it let me just see if this is it [Music] now where is this commercial for this [ __ ] driver i don't know boomerang [Music] ooh these are good i want those [Music] okay so then run a plant makes it easier to control shots out of deep rough and mud [Music] i kind of want the bullet bill [Music] hybrid i mean why wouldn't i use that [Music] elevation finder yeah hey what do you sell food [Music] all right let me put those let me put that stuff on okay all right i think we're good i thought there were no golf carts you're clear for three holes of standard xc golf progress in any order complete the required holes in 30 strokes there's a shot clock now i know how a spin shot works can you die in this i'm no you can't you have two minutes to hit and reach your ball before you be assessed a stroke penalty buddy okay that doesn't seem that big of a deal at least not yet not initially this game is a unity asset swap i think it's a little bit i that's better than that [Music] what do the coins do i just purchased a few things you can buy upgrades and that guy's gonna hit me isn't he what all right watch it we got high wind oh i thought that was the pitching wedge i didn't think i i didn't think that was a putter i thought i had the pitching wedge on why do i sound like that all right we're going straight on i'm just gonna hit it as hard as i can [ __ ] all right that'll go in how do i get up there what is it doing what [Music] what are you talking about didn't go in the uh didn't go in the thing here um how am i supposed to handle this [Music] all right i made it up there where is it all right i made it yep now i use it good this is downhill heavy winds [Music] [Music] i'm so bad at putting it's fine i have 19 strokes left oh my god the wrong way again ah [Music] now i understand where the stamina comes from i didn't think it was gonna be this important [Music] is this game open world it is not this is just kind of a cool game mode where you have to sink in three different holes in a certain amount of strokes which i'll give him credit it's time to give uh the super nintendo developer some credit that's cool that's a cool spin on golf it just increased the letter grid here's the problem how do i all right i'm gonna go nine-nine can i do nine iron six iron might do it nine iron mic just barely get over the hill i'm going for it [Music] [Music] [ __ ] i gotta get it up there ah [ __ ] um okay wait it did go up wait what what happened am i i'm i've lost my mind i don't know what's going on [Music] look bad wait how hard did i just hit that it's right here i'm good i did this completely wrong but whatever whoa i can break those this is pretty good that is gonna this is gonna slice like crazy so i'm gonna hit it this way [Music] why was that not even a slice the game just told me oh my god dude you're [ __ ] thinking in please do the let's freaking go voice nice okay [Music] maybe i will knit that was fun i like this i'm not moving yet please do it that was solid seems like you're figuring out xc golf i think you'd do well in a competition making good progress on course repairs so we should be ready to host some kind of a competition soon play a standard round of xc golf all right let's do it next stream should be you going golfing the next big stream i would just slice the ball we'd do a big thing where i elaborately oh i'm gonna do nine holes of golf i'd get up there i'd tee up and i would slice the ball so bad that we i'd lose the ball and get frustrated and probably stop streaming off infuriates me [Music] [Laughter] i need to do six holes and 35 strokes all right i could be careful this actually is where the game begins [Music] ready all right there are six go we gotta go this way first go that was like in my ear that was weird all right we're gonna go this way this is gonna make it [Music] well this is gonna bounce right off the edge isn't it it might not it's gonna bounce right off why would i don't be more concerned about the tree that's there and not the rock now i have to sand wedge it up there can i can i sand wedge it up please come on sand wedge [Music] yes all right how do i get up there um [Music] okay we're good he's up on another ledge all right another sandwich i'm not far enough wait where was that gonna end up okay so if i do six iron at about 50 i'm gonna say 50 speed it's gonna slice a little i'm gonna do nine iron we do a nine iron straight on [Music] up yup yup all right nice were you thinking of the hammer driver infomercial i don't know it's like from like 1998 or something i don't know what it is but that [ __ ] you can't that shouldn't be illegal okay where is this thing over here all right we're almost there i'm going to drive it here it's going to curve a little this next part shouldn't be too bad god damn it this one sucks to get to i have 30 strokes left i'm okay [Music] why is he talking like he's fighting an elden ring boss because that's the only thing i've done for two straight weeks get the putter out can't tell [Music] i had to hit it way harder because it was in the [ __ ] rough whatever all right 28 strokes we need five more holes they're all over there [Music] um i'm gonna say we're gonna go the one all the way to the right look how far apart these are these things are so far away [Music] what all right move let's try it again oh my god is this gonna actually make that i wonder oh that's what those [ __ ] idiots get over here all right change blend i gotta go this one what the heck is this dude i'm playing mario golf this is just a game my twitch analytics so my whole directory is not elgin ring there's gotta be at least three hours of mario golf so it will fit into the algorithm of like other games that i've played in the last month [Music] that's good and oh yeah and pick ross will be there too that's right you got a good point [Music] okay this is still very possible because i need i have to go this way now we're going to go this way we're going to go over to the right and then i'm going to come down into the middle again should be all right what's the wind like all right wind is blowing a lot this way i'm going to go a little bit short right there watch out for the tree [Music] 30 more minutes to meet the mario golf quota i mean it's not this isn't a bounty or anything [Music] wait did i do that did i [ __ ] up the tree [Music] oh this is gonna slice like crazy okay 38 yards [Music] oh there's a lot of wind too though okay don't mess this up it's very very very steep i have to hit it not that hard right there right here perfect god [ __ ] damn it i'll never get it [Music] what the [ __ ] what i was trying to skip through where is it going well that's not good i was trying to skip the dialogue sequence this is really uphill though will this make it [Music] oh it did i got it okay same thing here [Music] [ __ ] that's not gonna work [Music] oh this is bad [Music] i have to tornado it but i can't i have 16 strokes left i'm not gonna be able to do this i need to how am i gonna do this a hundred feet i gotta go like [Music] that didn't do anything [Music] okay all right all right that's it i got it no it's over this what this is ruined are you supposed to reliably get up there yeah this is this is ruined i have to it's got to go like over here [Music] wait all right that's good that's not what i want to do i mean i'm screwed either way honestly so does it really matter let's keep zooming out so far like what are you doing what's with this [ __ ] view what is with this terrible [ __ ] camera will this get picked up by the thing i hope so yep there it is okay i don't think i'm gonna have enough strokes to do it oh my god it's still not even close wait what where's the ball [Music] yeah why is the ball down here did it go out of bounds i'm very confused what happened it was a penalty [Music] [Music] oh it's got to go right through the middle it's great out over there all right well this obviously just restart the whole [ __ ] thing restart restart this is stupid restart i forgot nintendo does the thing where it's remember i told you i i want i [ __ ] i want a i want congress to pass a law a is b and b is a across all these different consoles nintendo wants you to press the right button to accept stuff xbox says no bro hit the bottom button we need to get congress involved ready go all right straight ahead [Laughter] this is high on wallpaper glue hey you don't understand we need we gotta get the president has to get involved asb and bsa across nintendo and xbox you don't understand it's really pissing me off don't okay they should have all come to an agreement a long time ago nice okay is it wrong for me to say that if your controller is xyba and the competitor's controller is xyba just just come to a [ __ ] agreement and shake hands in an office somewhere and be like look we're going to have the same button like commands right like we're going to see playstation gets to [ __ ] around because they're symbols well it's not we're we have square and triangle all right whatever [ __ ] you go you go live in your own world x y b a should be the same across the platforms that have xyba is it literally who cares i do [Music] is all downhill okay is he about to start crying i've i've been really trying to hold it in this whole time okay so don't go that way honest to god don't go that way what's the route what's the right route it's probably to the left over here it has to be as i go across this gap [Music] there it is downhill don't go so hard we're gonna do a six iron at about 140 yards i'm thinking a bit of strong wind we'll handle it [Music] [Applause] all right nice okay time for pick cross it's not time for pick ross it's time for pick ross when i say i'm going to play pick ross that's not right now i need to hit it a little bit harder than i want to [Music] that's in come on that's such [ __ ] okay [Music] now we go this way which will take us oh there's that one over there [ __ ] i'm gonna have to get that one later all right if i go as hard as i can i can get this at least to the sand trap going right there wind is blowing a little bit too we're gonna we're going 12 last into the end of the tornado wind don't [ __ ] screw me here [Music] with the tornado what happened to the tornado now it's i'm in big trouble [Music] in japan the a button is on the bottom on the west xbox has patents per button bottom button on a that can't be real if it is that's [ __ ] insane [Music] now i'm so screwed what do i do now i can't just keep whacking into the wall i guess this way i'll have to come back that'll make it over that hill i hope everyone ps1 games had confirm on circle well that's the thing confirm is where circle is on this way um just nintendo circle is the right most button a is the right most button and that's confirm on nintendo it was like that on snes2 yeah and then xbox came along put a on the bottom and made that confirm what are they thinking how am i gonna why i can't i can't just run up here i don't think am i going i don't think i can walk up here [Music] i have 30 seconds to do this but 25 strokes i think i need to level up before i go here look at this this is horrible 38 yards all right i'm gonna go like here [Music] all right not bad nice [Applause] straight on nothing fancy because you're under leveled [Laughter] i probably am 22 strokes i have three holes left this is gonna be a monumental pain in the ass to get to the one down there but i have to take what i can take and it's this here [Music] once that countdown for picross ends you're going to be very upset when i don't play the game hey [Music] are these worth one coin now i'll play a couple of rounds of pick ross i will gonna be weird with the controller though okay gonna curve a little bit this wind a lot of wind not sure what hurts more we're just gonna go like this i have another broken pixel finally okay 19 strokes to get two holes this is the hard one this is the one that i have trouble understanding i think i have to hit it really hard just smash it so it flies up [Music] or i don't know how hard do i have to hit this with a six six iron i don't know i think i just have to smash it full power with the six iron yep did it go what no it came all the way back [Music] uh i have to put this back over here there's no [Music] hit it with the driver and do backspin i got to get it back over there i have to get this back in a better spot no not into the sand thing god damn it i didn't want to hit it that hard thank god okay all right drive it and then put how do i do backspin standard shot oops no no no no no no i did i wanted to choose i didn't get to choose [ __ ] come on i didn't want to do that i was trying to choose a different like spin it actually got up there how did that happen i think i can do this spin doesn't matter what you're trying to do yeah this is the hard one this is the one that sucks [Music] okay this is gonna curve a lot and there's a lot of wind so i'm gonna run into it here [Music] all right 15 strokes to get one hole [Music] there's one more across the whole game [Music] i just have to drive it over and over again till i get there right i should approach from here right because how is that how uphill is that i wonder i'm going to approach him this way god i hope i make this [Music] how am i gonna get there i only have two minutes it didn't make it yes it did i was looking way too far this is cool though i do have to get up there though i don't know how that's gonna happen i don't know i just have to guess i gotta go over that dude there's no way um i have to get it on there first i have 13 strokes i'm gonna be all right i gotta go from here to there there's wait um i don't know i could hit it that way but i don't think it'll get over there that thing's downhill all right i'm just gonna i'm just [ __ ] sending it who cares it's gotta go in this general direction i don't care where [Music] good [Music] okay hey i'm actually going to complete it this is down i'll just send it again i think it'll cross over it should make it across it did all right nice sims music is better than this where's the mario music alright 11 strokes this would be hard to mess up [Music] mario's not in this yeah thank you okay that was good got it this isn't a mario game he's in the title [Applause] [Music] [Applause] i have to put i have to whoa why are you doing that what's going on with this [ __ ] i lose points in the other one solid [Music] oh this is bad i don't want to do the qualifier i have a pick ross this is fun though i liked this all right i have to give it a rating so far the person said that if this was not at least a 7.0 and uh that person gets banned for a month they're in pre-stream chat um [Music] do what um this is not a seven don't kid yourself the thing is though it could be it actually could be it's gonna take me actually another few minutes to figure this out let me try some of the minigames first because that can really change my opinion i want to play some of the like the putt minigames and the driving minigame and those exist right sort of the main menu all right is it on the main menu because i we've tried this this was cool that was cool [Music] what else we got play golf solo challenge okay [Music] door attack time attack one on one putt get one shot to find the green and one putt to get the ball in the hole nope aim for the targets okay [Music] speed golf battle golf all right i'm gonna do battle golf [Music] ready okay with uh four cpus i'm gonna play on amateur see look they're all in this game they're all in it [Music] we have to hear all their voice lines [Music] [Music] wait pauline's in this here we cool okay [Music] okay mustache guy [Music] mustache guy versus arlene and donkey kong and mario here we go [Music] strategic technical simple terrain strategy [Music] all right special shot first full energy shape shot top view whatever time for battle ready first of three flags wins [Applause] [Music] where is it where's my ball this is [ __ ] stupid [Applause] did i not get it wait what happened oh it's gone all right i'm going for this one let him fight for one who cares i'm going i'm going for this one over here on the right all right put it put it put it [Music] [Applause] [ __ ] i got one donkey kong is one away i'm gonna do the effective thing of turning around and driving the wrong side of the road in mario kart i don't even care if i win [ __ ] it up for everybody else [Applause] okay where's the hole donkey kong's he's gonna win donkey kong's up there i gotta stop him [Music] stop how do i fight him how do i stop him [Music] [Applause] what do i do where's my ball [Music] [Applause] okay that was that was outrageous sure very cool let's go back to the main menu i want to see the other thing battle golf target golf [Music] let's do this [Music] and you know what [ __ ] fine [Music] i gotta play i'm up that character is weird for a second i was like who is this [Music] what mario character is that all right we'll do we'll go against um bowser [Music] uh rosalina [Music] and mario [Music] forest volcano going to the volcano [Music] who is rosalina you don't know who rosalina is mario galaxy if the targets to score points highest score after five shots wins all right score the mo we've got to land are we doing it one at a time right all right which one's worth more points [Music] i'm going right in the middle here is there any wind barely any so it's going to bounce a little bit that way here we go you're in the middle you couldn't you can't get better than that oh you can that's all right that's a good start here comes bowser this is so this is champ difficulty which just means they're gonna get it in the middle every time [Music] yeah it's gonna be a perfect shot every time wario's going to mess it up he's like a comedian right yep where's pick ross you'll see it in a minute okay ball one ball change what is this egg ball key change what's the ball do what's the egg ball do is further away with more points and does that mean that the middle has already been claimed i played safe [Applause] okay no wind play it safe it's downhill i need like one like right like here [Music] that's what it does it bounces around roll back all right whatever you having a great day uh i'm having a pretty good day yeah i hope you're having a good day what was that i'll get out of here with this [ __ ] yeah okay i was gonna say that shuts points off nice shot [Applause] nothing [Applause] come on hurry up what i'm in type of third place [Music] all right i have one opportunity here i gotta go with this middle ring here it should land and bounce right into it [Applause] how are you this bad at mario golf i'm about to potentially tie for first place on champion difficulty bowser is just can't get enough points to save him here as you just saw i'm literally tied for first place and i literally might be tied for first place at the literal end of this game pat what does rosalina do dad [Music] keep going whatever i come in second place [Applause] he's literally uh there's not even enough points to get enough to win yeah i'm second place i'll take second place that's fine 60. i don't understand why they give him extra points for that literally next game uh it's not over yet that's too bouncy all right i'm gonna play pick ross that was kind of fun [Music] that was that was fun that was fun i gotta give you a rating though [Music] i think you're gonna have to ban that guy for a month oh hear me out let's figure it out i think it's a solid experience like it's fun it needs to be a 7 out of ten or that person's banned for one full month [Music] what makes it bad though that's a wrong word what makes it not over a seven for me i feel like this game is a game that you it's like on the tv in the college dorm room and that makes it an eight [Music] you know i mean like this is a college dorm room game which makes it a solid ape as a uh as a 36 year old in his office alone i wouldn't say that [Music] um [Music] you know i'm gonna be fair i actually okay with that in mind this is like a really good style like you're in like a college dorm room with friends everyone's like you know it's like talking [ __ ] and like oh my god you [ __ ] up my shot that's an eight but it's a six for me sitting here playing it by myself so therefore the average is probably somewhere around 7.0 7.1 i'm gonna give this game a 7.2 [Music] but they can stay [Music] i think this actually could be really fun with a group of people [Music] more than three or four people all hanging out a call playing this yep that's an 8.0 game for sure maybe more 7.2 it's good and there's like a story mode too it's not just like all right that's good it's good i don't i didn't hate it all right let's play pick ross and then we're gonna play eldon ring [Music] this is the worst game ever made it's not [Music] he gave monster rancher a 4.2 no i when did i give monster i give monster rachel like a nine what are you talking about all right i need is pick ross is just on my console [Music] is it it is my dad had over 100 hours in that game he'll crush you i'm sure it's fun the online play probably takes it up a whole another letter grade or two i would say at least black screen it is yes it is okay you guys ready all right what do we got here let's see i did a couple of these already as you see this one's five by five let's just go for it it'll be simple [Music] it's just gonna be simple use the hint roulette no okay so how how does this work well with the controller how do i like move [Music] how do you move [Music] the stick okay left stick is select because this is okay that's up maybe right no that's the screen it is a screen touch game but i have a controller so i wonder how pushing this works this is a touch only game i have to touch the tv the d-pad does the same thing hold on [Music] oh here we go [Music] yes uh how do i do this mint roulette navigation autocorrect mistakes puzzle controls input mode touch buttons there we go i think that's good all right we're good there we are all right very cool very cool okay so here we go those who don't know how to play pick ross watch and learn [Music] it's about marking stuff down i actually can't even describe it my brain's like really slow today all right let me just let me explain it because the people that have no [ __ ] idea what's going on i know this is like a channel meme but there's 13 000 people there half of them probably never heard of this maybe even less okay so uh in each one of these see the number three on the left that means that there are three squares filled in somewhere here right see this one one that means there are two ones filled in here and it's not oh that means they can't be together there has to be at least one space in the middle of those two ones has to be at least one but there could not be two in a row it'd have to be like here and here for instance so let's give it a go as you see one space three therefore there's only five spaces one space three they have to be here you understanding are you getting it [Music] okay so i want to mark this as an x because i don't want to mess with that because i don't want to see that again there's only three spaces so one two three one two three it has to literally be it it can't it has to be here this can't be here i don't know that yet but this is i know that mark that one very very interesting by the way you can do this as well because there's obviously not a one there there's obviously not one there there's obviously another one here as well so class where can this one be it's only in a couple of places as you've been able to tell as you can see very very interesting [Music] okay so what am i doing [Music] okay so here's the thing anytime i play these games on stream i just i can't i just can't do them [Music] it's something about like this i see colors but i don't see what to do does anybody else get like that i could lie in bed and do like a 20 by 21 of these and just sit there and be relaxed but like i know i'm on camera like i know i'm on stream and i don't have to talk to you like i can't do it [Music] like the part of my brain that does puzzles is the part of my game part of my brain that communicates with humans so like i can't do them both at the same time let's see if i just stop talking and turn the volume all the way down [Music] okay which part of your brain communicates with the mothership all right let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go you ready i don't want the hint roulette it's ten by ten here we do it let's move here we go this is a full row of ten this is a full row of ten just get those get the ones you know you can do this is a nine what that means is it it has to be filled in all the way except for the two ends get [Music] fill it one all the way in very cool one two three space one we don't know that yet we know it's these two because one two three one two three there's your one there's your two there's your second two we don't know where it is though [Music] we play with heat maps no [Music] there's your two is your eight [Music] gives you one there's your other one there's your other one there's your full row okay there's your two there's your one and there's your other one this row is done too where's your other way i don't know yet not sure but actually i do know because it has to be over here there's your two here's your row all right this is your nine your nine is complete there's your two [Music] we don't know where the one is at this moment there's your two there's your three all right where's your three there's your three there's your two there's your other two [Music] okay there's your three here's your two there's your one and there's your one here's your one and there's your two there's your one there's your eight and there's your other one you were taking notes the game still says mario golf oh oops [Music] you're going to lose 90 of your viewers i'm gonna be fine [Music] it seems really chill it is actually really chill the best part oh this is the best part ready if you get so remember we're filling the whole thing because it's ten i love this this feels the best because you get see okay look at people that are confused so because i know that this whole bottom row is filled so the whole is this is ten by ten it has to be every single one i these are part of the this these columns right so i know see one six one over here [Music] there this is the one so that there is no other place for that to be so you get to mark that take a look at that see the two at the bottom this has to be that too there's nothing else it could be then you can mark it again two mark it again see it has to be that two in the column because it's already here two again mark that because there has to be a space in between make sure you mark it this is a one nothing else is coming after that because there has to be a space make sure you mark it i tried to mark it and i got it wrong apparently i hit the wrong button okay two again mark that one market two market market two market see now look what we've deduced as a classroom this is four ones one two three four nowhere else they can go ladies and gentlemen please you mark them if you could on your uh on your worksheet opened up some more interesting stuff as you can see now we have another row to work with as it seems so again this is one one mark that on your paper please there's now only one more one somewhere here i don't know that yet what's this look like there's another one mark that on your sheet please this is a six see one six is next in line it has to be one two three four five six and there's your one one six one done two one two there's another one six one over here and i think it's the same thing [Music] which it is you get it hey let's pass this note [Music] mr smith oh you're handing out no it's in class are you very interesting give me that give me that what's it say okay mr albertson is a [ __ ] you know okay yeah you know what mr smith that shows gumption you just got yourself a promotion you just got yourself a promotion we're like in the seventh grade going up a whole grade [Music] i'm gonna call the office head down they'll get you your new textbooks and your new classes and everything that shows management skills that shows drive you're going up a hole you're going for grid [Music] all right stop distracting me what am i doing okay two this is oh oh class give me one second here i would like for you to understand we've got a five and a one where's the five go [Music] where do you think that goes [Music] it goes right there would you look at that so you get it that's two [Music] okay this whole this is done the reason why you put the x's there is because it's really easy to [ __ ] up and forget where a space needs to be [Music] very cool this one is just five fill it in [Music] four five six seven eight nine this is cool so add those up two plus the space three four five six seven plus the space eight nine ten [Music] get it [Music] no i didn't want to press that i wanted to press the i gotta remember what that is the b is the i'm going to screw that up all the time okay so this is done [Music] one has to be there it's also this would be done right now [Music] uh this is probably this is three right here puts a gum on the bottom of desk that shit's disgusting looking underneath a desk in a classroom was always just that's [ __ ] gross just wads of gum stuck there i would never want to put my hand underneath the desk and like push up and touch somebody else's gum potentially that's that's awful keep going [Music] oh this is gonna be a chunky one look at this [Music] that's a chunky one i always love when you get two rows when you get a full row removed [Music] that feels good too [Music] i don't know that one [Music] how do we make pick frost the new stream meta [Music] oh that's an interesting thought [Music] you're playing easy levels i'm just getting i'm getting i haven't played this in a long time [Music] [Laughter] pick ross tournament two three four five six seven eight nine two three four five six seven eight nine oh it's only nine [Music] where's this two one two three one two i don't know four one two three four one okay it has to be one two three four one two three four has to be at least in the middle there which this makes different there's your two also two so it can't be over here and it can't be over here because look you only have literally one place you could go on either side again there's you two has to literally be there literally can't be over here [Music] one one two okay this is part of the two i don't know which side though [Music] one two one two one two three three all right three two three [Music] three wait one two three space okay so that has to be here [Music] oh he's done [Music] that's one well this has to be here oh because there's no i mean it could be this way or this way but you can't put them together that one there cool ah two one two one this is probably the two actually yeah it has to be the two right one has to be here [Music] there's [Music] done that one is now done and this one is now done too hey look at that we did it what is it a fire why are some numbers blue i think that's to show all right let's go let's go for like some let's go for a big one no i'm not ready for a big one yet uh it's determining i think that is a good question i wonder why that is why are some of them blue [Music] one six i wonder blue shows that you can do something with 100 confidence in that row well that's what it means [Music] i mean yeah that makes sense that looks like that okay cool three six seven eight three four five six seven eight nine [Music] uh one two three four five six [Music] one two three four five six oh really [Music] well that's the other one [Music] and there's three oh feels good turn off the hints how would you be able to guarantee this [Music] i mean the only thing i can guarantee is one two three four it can't be here and one two three four it can't be down here either it's a relaxing [ __ ] games [Music] all right that means one two three four five six one two three four five six okay amen what's the where's the video game we're playing pick ross this is the video game [Music] what how would i be able to guarantee something here this seems like impossible is that [Music] all right this this is two but i don't know which way this is math homework hey it's exercising your brain [Music] all right hold on [Music] i can't tell this is up or down one one two three okay this has to be the three [Music] so it's either down here [Music] or here it still doesn't help me this is [ __ ] boring oh maybe we're just hanging out this is like a 10 to 12 hour stream today man we're just chilling [Music] one two three four five six [Music] you should do brain age is there any more one six no all right that opened up a bunch [ __ ] cause see look i got the four [Music] here i've deduced that i've also deduced what else from here i mean that's a one this is a two but that doesn't help [Music] this is the three so it needs to be there there's the two on that side here's the two going up that's the second two [Music] is five one one two three one two three four five or one two three four five three one three you can do it can i three oh yep oh yeah hell yeah good find good fine chad good work doing good work all right so this is two it's done three [Music] one two three four five it has to be there right well no that's not that's not that's not accurate [Music] it has to be this way [Music] i get it but it's confusing in the beginning i literally do not understand right after right one one after the other i'll do another i'll try and explain it again i'll see if i can get it in better terms here so remember keep in mind the numbers the numbers to the left and numbers on top it's just the corresponding row or column so this column here is there's a a space that is four in a row it is one four in a row and one and they have to be separated by a space [Music] so think about that right i have done other deductions here and i've made it so there are two squares filled in here not by going over here at all because of these other rows that i've done here so this row see i mean there has to be four in a row [Music] it there's two in a row here there's nothing else it could be it has to be that which again [Music] it's in a row right so this has to be the one they have to show up in that order [Music] now i don't know where the other one is because obviously it could be any of these three spaces i just don't know which one it is [Music] we know you don't have to explain it there are people that are actually genuinely curious i'm trying to help them the more i the more that i could have you play pick ross [Music] my job is complete [Music] okay so these are both i don't know that though i actually this could be the two that was two one one no yeah this is the one [Music] okay [Music] you can clear most of the top row now i probably can all right well this is the three is already there there's a two in here somewhere with okay five and one this is probably the one very good okay that's the one all right let me clean up the right side there's no other place it can be all right it could either go down or up [Music] this all right here's two perfect there's [Music] perfect play this all right this is going gonna get weird did i have this wrong somewhere [Music] one and two is a spider 100 ah so the two is this has to be here [Music] one two three four five six one two three four five six okay getting there ah [Music] two this way or two this way [Music] do i know that yeah okay [Music] very good very good spider or pumpkin soup got it this one's gonna be tricky i think [Music] that's six seven eight so if there's six it has to be these middle ones and be filled in because obviously you've got one two three four five six one two three four five six and a half they there's no mathematical way those cannot be filled in [Music] one two three four five six seven eight nine [Music] not ten though oh it's either here and then forward or starting here and then forward i just don't know don't you wish you were playing elden ring i mean i don't need to wish for much longer i'm gonna be playing it soon [Music] or this one's gonna be tricky [Music] does it look it can be this one one two three one right [Music] oh i i i didn't mean to do that but i was getting it right okay i just got i said you got that wrong this is the correct place for it to be although know all right that helps [Music] he's playing wordle [Music] not wordle this is i would assume this is the two it has to be yeah [Music] oh that's a big deal one two three four it helps and we know this can't be part of the three because three doesn't fit there that helps too [Music] ah four though can't do any more with that [Music] no this was this was cool before wordle i'm a hipster i like things that people don't like that people don't know about what does that do that's this is i guess apparently the one this was never cool this was act this was huge it's like one of the most popular things this has been a huge deal for like 20 years you don't know what you're talking about [Music] well this is the two and then nothing this is all nothing over here [Music] i need to be able to fill in some of this okay oh i can fill that in nice you have to call i can't call it for you i did that's like every like two months i just start doing that now get me started [Music] now i believe i can do that's technically the one [Music] one two three four five now they can go all the way this is the two oh it can't be here this is also the two but i don't know [Music] he's got some strats well they can't be here right [Music] because that's one and then three is after that so it can't fit here so that helps us with the six a little bit [Music] there's two there's the other two that finished that row very nice [Music] please say something quirky [Music] i got nothing quirky to say right now [Music] i have to how do i have to pee again already [Music] one one two could be anywhere one two one that could be anywhere one could be anywhere one is either here or here i don't know [Music] this no this note okay actually yes because this it can't be anything here cool got it it doesn't help with this though i imagine this is one of these three ones but i don't know i need to go piss i'll be all right well i can do this good all right this entire the whole bottom is done i don't i don't have to look down here anymore i'm looking for [Music] one one two three [Music] one here though ah look at that [Music] very very good [Music] just the three that is the one [Music] uh this has to be the three [Music] this is one this is a two what even is this image what the hell are we looking at here [Music] three two uh nothing here has to be there can't be here i love when you just get on a roll i'd love it there's three uh there's two ah there's your two three here's your there's your two and there's your one what is this sword a missile oh okay from far away i can see it looks like a sword a fire sword all right one more then i'm gonna go pee go back and do this one here [Music] seven so you can do this is remember seven eight nine ten right you get it [Music] [ __ ] that didn't help that didn't help [Music] well actually i did [Music] please give an answer on brain age what do you want to say am i going to play brain age [Music] no i don't think so yes please do it do you really want it i figured that would be a game you guys would not want to watch [Music] okay these are all just ones one this is gonna be a really small one okay [Music] seven one two three four five six seven one two three five six seven has to be here that has to be there there's your five [Music] it down ever so gently ever so slightly just narrow it down [Music] quietly just gently narrow it down you don't have to be excited don't be crazy [Music] be gentle be calm like i can go here oh [Music] do a pull all right throw a poland in there for if people want to see brain age by the way this doesn't have at least 65 plus percent i'm not doing it [Music] like this has got to be like near 70 yes i'm not gonna do it [Music] [ __ ] what do i need to do here four one two three four [Music] ah i don't know what can i deduce from here [Music] i think i can do this one because that's the four has to be in the middle here and here too yeah okay i can't do any more than that this is part of the four one two three four or one two three four [Music] where's the poll uh i'll get it [Music] hold on let's see all right so paul do you want brain age yes or no [Music] yes no it's per vote one all right it's only gonna be i'm gonna do this for two minutes see what you think [Music] you don't really want brain age do you i just go get it [Music] should i just go buy brain age right now and just play it right now [Music] 80 percent of you want to see brain age yes yes yes okay all right all right let me finish this puzzle no i'm gonna do pick ross for like another 15 to 20 minutes i'm gonna go for okay first here's important i'm gonna finish this puzzle i'm gonna go p again i'm gonna come back and i'm going to play another one or two puzzles and then we're going to play brain age okay that is unanimous 80 of you said yes [Music] let me finish this one though this one's tricky this is the tricky one i mean it has to be even if it's one yeah one two three four five it has to literally be like this there's no way you can like it has to be that still doesn't really help me that much one two three four one two three four i can do that ah [Music] okay oh [Music] so it has to be this way two one two three four five six seven i don't know that yet yes i do [Music] feels good [Music] can't be this way all right this one one one one two four trust me i love eldon ring but i want brain age i mean i'm gonna play elden ring tonight i told you this is an omega spring [Music] the question is one space okay so here we go it has to be this [Music] it has to be that way this is four uh-huh uh-huh you peaked a toad impression all right here we go brb i'm going to get brain age and i'm going to install it i'm going to go p we're going to come back play a couple more pick ross puzzle because i'm into it and then we'll do brain age and then after a little while brain age i'm going to take a break i'm going to take like a 20 plus minute break i'm going to eat something and get some food and relax for a little bit and i'm going to come back without turning the stream off and we're gonna do eldon ring for the rest of night [Applause] i'll be right back with brainage no with i mean i'm gonna get it but you know what i mean i'll be right back so [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] you

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Published: Thu Mar 10 2022