Jerma Streams with Chat - GeoGuessr (Part 4)

hello hi how are you doing what's going on explain yourself okay fine guess i'll explain myself uh so i woke up today and i had a bad headache as it i did the thing where you just pop two tylenol go lie down in bed and just like sit there and pray with your eyes closed go in go away go away go away go away go away go away go away go away well you don't do that'll make your head like worse but um yeah i'm okay it seems to have uh subsided a little so don't be too loud i would like if everybody could please lower your volume a little bit i've got a headache today can you imagine going to a concert or going to a live event and the person you're going to see comes out on stage and you're like cheering this person goes hold on wait wait guys guys excuse me i have a headache today if you could just kind of lower your volume and not be so excited and they do their whole routine and every time that somebody the crowd laughs like that big crowd laugh it's just like stop stop i told you guys please get it together this is ridiculous i'm gonna leave hangover andy i don't i don't have a hangover i didn't didn't drink anything that would actually be pretty funny oh i just get headaches i'm just a headache andy i uh i've had an mri of my brain so there's nothing immediately concerning apparently that this is ongoing for like a decade plus so don't worry i'm okay but today we've got some stuff going on i'm gonna play geo guesser on cam that's right i'm gonna be on camera today and then we're gonna play dying light 2 again with stir so like play geoguess for like maybe like an hour or two maybe we'll see somewhere around like 4 4 30 we're gonna ping stir and be like hey ready to get back into the world of dying light he's going to go yeah dude so let's go i think we've spent enough time here let me clear my throat let me take a sip of water no cheating how do you cheat at geoguesser i don't get it don't you have to just kind of guess where you are did you guys progress in dying light at all well um kind of kind of uh stu well do i we're not playing dying light yet so you will tell you about it after we didn't play anymore we may have progressed we might have you can't look up companies or addresses oh that's fine i didn't do that anyways no we're just gonna see if i can know where i am let's go ahead and get it on the screen right now hold on let me click this wait hold on do you guess there's a premium service now yeah i already i already bought it i saw the five minute thing and i was like that's not gonna work so we're not uh limited to the five minutes and then 15 minutes where's our 100 community subs i still can't figure out what's going on so like i i am in the process of trying to figure out why that's happening so there's real debt on this channel now that i have not paid yet the jokey 2 billion debt thing is was a funny joke but now it's real i owe 100 community subs that i haven't paid yet i actually have uh actually have a real debt that i have to pay so i have not found a solution yet i'm going to figure that out very soon i promise just keep it add it to the tab alright here we go you ready oh i had a crazy dream too i'll tell you that it's [ __ ] up you see me okay so we're gonna play geo guesser it's gonna be fun i don't this is all like a new menu i don't know what any of this is what what is all this stuff beard yeah i have to shave it's getting bad it's getting too long don't ask us we're but yeah look this is like a completely new website i don't know i don't get it explore mode daily challenge world famous places should i just do world what's like the regular one just do world that's what i'm gonna do there's this sound effects too hold on single player yeah all right default setting no time limit moving around yeah start you ready i want to full screen this like this yes okay all right where the heck are we that's my new series on twitch if you check it out you check out the title the title of the stream is where the heck even are we guys so let's go ahead and start okay looks a little looks a little industrial [Music] i don't think i don't think this is north america if i were to take a guess right off the bat immediately it i would say somewhere in europe either europe or i don't know the default answer for everywhere if you don't think it's america is russia right no this doesn't look like uh somewhere in kentucky it's russia it's like that's not it's not it never is but i mean it could be wait what was that sign oh wait go back how do i zoom in it's just mel squirrel right what's that what does that say uh well i don't know what that says i'm gonna i'm gonna say italy i think it's somewhere in italy i think that was italian henna tims no that's not that's not italian zb's wait a minute this glove of stove is russia this is russia that's right that's russian i don't know i don't know what language that is all right it's okay it's not here so let's go over here i've been doing the thing where i'm just holding the mug okay here let's keep going all right there's no time limit but i feel like there kind of should be maybe i should turn it on because eventually i'll figure it out right okay what does this say i i n a wait what's that neos wait what this japan this is where in japan what no that's this this camp no what this is not japan what flag is this this is not is that the [ __ ] that's not the japanese flag what is that i don't know what flag that is okay wait it's probably like here of course this is in [ __ ] japan am i stupid all right i'm i'm gonna say wait they got the state puff marshmallow man over here what happened what i thought my screen got kind of that why is there a bullet hole in my screen i honestly thought there was something wrong with my monitor for one second i was like why is there a [ __ ] bullet hole what is that it's a tree all right i got i i'm going i'm going we're going right here in uh lida i'm guessing let's go that's not bad where was it slovenia okay that wasn't that bad or no croatia okay i mean it was across the entire continent but whatever okay now this this is a this is the united states of america orange orange road keep left i feel like that sign needs to be a little bigger because it looks like it's been run over like a hundred times i i feel like they need to make this a little more uh elaborate i'm hold on i'm thinking i'm thinking we need to see some a business or something here at hearst golf range so it's somewhere in the south but is it though i don't know i don't know i don't think so now that we're looking at it for another minute am i gonna take a sip of this [ __ ] coffee already i've been holding how long's the stream had been live i've been holding this right here for 13 minutes and i haven't slipped out of it yet what's that school zone 8 9 four forty wait does it say you can go forty in a school zone in that two way too fast 40 that's zooming in a school zone oh i thought it was like 60 in a school zone holy [ __ ] all right oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait was this bus stop this is it's probably i think it's in the south 40 miles per hour school zone where's the school where's the school end school zone was on this side of the road where is it is that a school is that a school german you're pretending i am not pretending there's a flag right here but it's like folded over yeah i can't i don't know what that says it's awesome that's australia yeah you don't know that wait explosion day and board in college pre-kindergarten to year 12. oh [ __ ] s s-u and this i don't know why i thought that was not safe for work what i was like what are you talking about scott saints that ns like what the [ __ ] all right that's the eu we're in australia but where in australia australia is [ __ ] huge i know absolutely nothing about australia nothing i would say let me keep going wait and oh [ __ ] that's right nsw stop cheating i wouldn't have gotten that oh i think it's pretty close to sydney mike all right got it stop cheating stop to all right now i'm not gonna i'm not gonna look at check for the rest of the i'm not gonna look chat all right this is leaves are turning which could mean many things is that a a l f l something kids can't tell i can't read it anything's like a state or something in there i'm not gonna look over a chat i swear to god i'm seeing leaves turn which that only happens in new england the leaves only turn in [ __ ] boston they don't turn anywhere else you guys ever been to maine don't look at chad wait what's this birch harbor estates okay birch harbor this is definitely this is definitely either all the way up or all the way down all the way up or all the way down i don't i don't think hold on let's keep moving what does that say only only are nothing wait we got a we got a business up here alaska it was a-l okay this is alaska i told you either all the way up all the way down we're in alaska three bears alaska is that the name of the did they just put that there to make it so people that play geography know what town it is is there a three bears alaska delta junction this is definitely not on a coast i don't think i think it's pretty much in but alaska is [ __ ] huge too it's so wait my face cam's in a bad spot isn't it i put my face cam top like middle right yeah look at this let me move face cam top right but you then you can't see that i don't want to turn the face cam off now wrong [ __ ] button again wrong button again wrong button again what the [ __ ] am i what's my obs doing oh okay that's better that's good all right so we're three bears alaska which who knows where the hell that is stop looking at a chat all right well we know we're in alaska let's even get a town ah nope anything else here that would give us a giveaway liquor grocery pharmacy fresh meat fresh produce sporting goods it's got everything this is like this is an everything store sporting goods too well this produce there what does that mean i'm giving it like another minute fresh produce i i said the word wrong for a second like please auto care no nothing there it's definitely in the middle i see mountains in the distance though wait almost all of alaska is a mountain that doesn't help me at all wait or does it look at this over here this is pretty mountain it's up here and it's pretty mountainous down here see that in the distance over there i think this is the clue my voice is such junk because that's a mountain we're either really far away here or okay here we go ready oh my god what's wrong with me grizzly group grizzly group cafe quilt alaska i'm going with the mountain technique he's old i know i know shut up what's that say or even ribs this place is probably like 10 out of 10. oh my god why there why is it like a canadian geese congregation of mailboxes over here this feels like this feels like too many okay we're in quilt alaska i don't know i i'm going for it here we go we've got the mountain range here mountain range here i'm going to go i think it's a little closer to anchorage i'm gonna say it's like right here right between mcgrath and uh and nikolai that was actually pretty good that's not bad i really should have just said anchorage it's probably these mountains right here this is like beautiful oh my god this is like incredibly lush and gorgeous okay where are we hump i think we call it bump in america i don't i don't think we call it hump that's it we call it bump it would say hump this is a nice place i see uh i see industry over here okay all right okay we are in where are we we i saw a flag and my brain is trying to figure out what flag that was and i have a pretty good idea but i'm not going to say it because i don't want to sound stupid oh chatsworth road that's where you guys live okay it's over here but where where chat's worth ave this chat's road chatsworth ave all right what's going on over here we got buildings this is like we're in in like a city area what's that t chatsworth road all right i think i got an idea danger high voltage i'm not gonna look at chat chatsworth road again what's that hold on this is like a park taxi what's that say max height limit three meters okay hold on what's that say passenger pickup i want to get over to that building i think i get a better idea okay uh it it's somewhere over here i think what's with chatsworth everybody was every road chassworth watch this video like somewhere like louisiana or something right like what i'm what if i'm just completely wrong but wait it's all in english wait what and every road is chatsworth where are we hold on times are changing times are changing hyundai we build tomorrow okay so hyundai uh hold on they are building tomorrow no that's not what it means that means like hyundai we build tomorrow like they're like a technology company that's not what that means like that's that's not like announcing that they're going to be starting building tomorrow that that's them saying that we build tomorrow because our tech company what flag is that road works whoa that's i love that little thing that's so cool is it animated does it go like oh that's so cool land transport authority all right i think i know where this is i know where this is but i'm like too stupid to remember where it is i just know that it exists in the world i just need to figure out where it exists in the world i'm not going to say where it is because i don't want people to think i'm stupid because i don't know where it is and i know i now know where it is okay i now know where it is i've narrowed it down to here ministry of education headquarters but what what what country ahead humps i i don't hold on i'm not leaving yet what's that escape i got it i told you it was right here somewhere everyone thought i was stupid all right where wait wait a minute wait is this an ad saying to come visit malaysia what if that's an ad saying like hey leave escape where you are right now and go to malaysia for a vacation right uh oh i don't know i don't know that could be that could just be like an ad to like go visit malaysia oh [ __ ] uh oh i don't know all right i think we're gonna get a big reveal coming up here i'm not looking at you i'm making what does that say sg what uh sg what's sg around here singapore would be sp sg yes wait no it wouldn't s sing this is singapore where wait singapore it's in malaysia wait no it's not what oh [ __ ] no it's not it's not it's not no no no no no no it said visit malaysia singapore is singapore it's different oh they confused me with a huge text on the screen they confused me it's here somewhere where is it i'm gonna keep going sg that's singapore somebody uh i caught in chat earlier said south africa no sg that would be south africa no that's not what this is this is singapore mandarin hotel going to meeting getting meetings is faster what's that it's singapore all right i'm gonna get i'm going i'm going for it we're done or no is it or is it like malaysia because it's like hey visit i don't know wait what was that that truck had something on it was that truck was that truck was the truck what happened oh god it disappeared i missed my like quest opportunity all right i'm going for it i'm going to say we're like probably in like a downtown area wait one last little check here what's this say land transport authority okay i'm going to say that means it's probably like a trip lane transport it's probably like down here i'm going to say it's like here let's go for it bingo done and that was very very close they almost got me with the uh with the with the malaysia ad i was like oh [ __ ] but does it mean go does it mean i don't know right let's go snow snow right off the bat this actually could be this could be new england you thought they thought they were gonna [ __ ] get us with that one oh yeah you forgot to clean up the snow geo guesser oh i forgot to clean the snow up yeah sorry i caught it they could hide it they could like melt all of it everywhere else no you didn't catch that part what's that i think that's like a is that like a state flag or something i don't know is it a bird or is it a moose it looks like a bird all right who has a state bird every state has a state bird who has a has a state bird that looks like that that's a state bird this is uh this is yeah look at these homes this is definitely this is like this is like new hampshire or something oh absolutely this is like new hampshire like vermont or something let's go out this way gotta get to a main road here and this is how i know it's how i know it's probably new england because like good luck finding the main road because like there's a shitload of these neighborhoods that just lead into each other this is new england yep absolutely i'm convinced yeah this is definitely new england i thought a driveway was a road that's new england oh yeah i'm convinced get me to a main road and i'll confirm it yeah oh yeah without a doubt in my mind you know why i you know why i know this is new england easy [ __ ] answer this snow was probably here let's say that this photo was taken in like march that snow probably snowed in february or like january and it's just still there i'm going for it i don't think i need to see anything else and i'm gonna go i'm gonna go like right on the border here i'm gonna say like i'm gonna say like western mass up into the kind of the uh like the new hampshire potential lake vermont area i'm gonna go right here get the [ __ ] out of here you don't think i know my own place you don't think i know my own country are you [ __ ] me you don't think i know what i'm doing it was it was closer to boston but still up that's up in newton yeah come on that was an absolute giveaway that was a giveaway let's do it again this is fun i could have said closer to boston but i figured there's a little fruit further out closer to new hampshire uh let's do again are there sound effects i come i don't hear anything all right this is razor king where even are we i have no idea pharmacy butchery fast foods it's like a little this is a market all right i think i think i've got an idea let's get out to a main road here what's that say mo sako wait what's this utimo timo sako it's it's definitely not over here it's definitely down here but where forward travelers timo sako utimos what is this good times good times jackpot jackpot on the top of the truck wait there's a chemist pharmaceuticals chemistry i love i love the word chemist by the way where are we though breakthrough summit 2018 wait wait wait wait what's that say in 21 days i can't read that yeah rwanda i don't know where that is are you sure it's wrong hold on oh i gotta go back to the chemist you're reading chat i don't know i'm not i have to rechat sometimes i don't know where rwanda is where's i don't know where that is you're the ignorant streamer i don't know where rwanda is oh no central i don't it's i know it's like oh [ __ ] there it is thanks chad for [ __ ] right here let's go you didn't even have it correct you guys got it wrong i love chemist billy hills oh that's not i thought that was like a sign of where we were vote for billy hillis but where what state or county that's billy hillis okay that's either somewhere in the uk or a gta npc character that you do missions for that like has a tractor and like at some point during the story like drives the tractor through like a store to save you and you have to get in the tractor and like drive the tractor and like avoid the police and stuff so where it could be either one classic tractor npc joke all right where are we this is uh this is definitely is it one house how do you get your trash out here this is like a hundred miles away from the your driveway can you imagine how imagine lying on the couch with no pants on just being like i gotta take the trash out you gotta go for a [ __ ] walk that sucks that's so that's that that's too much with that kind of house you just have a maid i i don't know you have to get a golf cart a trash golf cart somebody said that's not that far this is far is a far way to go to to bring a bag of trash here that's far yeah i don't know about that that's like you look out this window and even get in the barrel too right like when you know you gotta go get the barrel you just look out this window staring just going i'll get it tomorrow and then tomorrow you look out there again and you go i'll get it tomorrow you will drive by this barrel you will pull into your driveway and you'll look out the window and you'll go [ __ ] and you'll just keep going carolina barrel barrel the trash bar i call it a barrel trash can i call it a barrel i'm from a different part of the world than you sorry sorry i'm from a different part of like the country than you i'm not in the same country that you're in i call it a barrel it's a barrel well sorry we have different ways of talking donkey kong trash can it's a barrel whatever i'm not i'm not gonna take a sip out of this just because you said that a barrel okay you want to okay what do you call the thing that changes the channel on your television we do you want to do we have to talk about this every six months changer i call it a changer a remote when i was younger we called it a changer beeper it was just the ch it was the changer beeper and that was cute and fun and whatever sorry we talk differently clicker no sorry you don't say it right it's the remote control tm you say clicker you say changer sorry you got it wrong i don't know why you did that all right this is definitely this is def i don't know i'm gonna go like up here here that's like the netherlands or something or like the uk i don't know we need a little more information this is wait oh i went but i went backwards i was like why is every house the same house this cow is just here all right wow that's cool think i'm narrowing down my uh my decision here not yet this is so beautiful it's so great okay i've never been to the uk before never been to ireland never been to scotland but does anybody else feel like it just smells nice here it's probably the air is probably so clean it's probably so fresh what's that say einstein einstein rugs i don't know wait a minute that's rugby yeah i'm [ __ ] around i'm kidding all right where are we oh we're gonna get it right off the bat it's going to be right here dude is that a fresh wild apple are you serious where is this that's a fresh wild orange or is it a wild tomato that's a wild tomato a wild onion holy [ __ ] that's awesome this is wild fruits and vegetables oh [ __ ] all right where are we we're we're in we're in asia somewhere i can't get over that wild like orange are they more like wild fruits okay okay okay i don't know i don't know where but we're here somewhere holy [ __ ] i hope you didn't hear that that was so gross that's worse noise there if it picked up on the mic it was like a bullfrog it was like [Music] all right oh my god can you imagine the amount of wild berries and fruits that are out here oh my god this is so i feel like you live longer if you're in a place like this like you're surrounded by like agriculture and oxygen and not like starbucks and tar don't you think you probably live longer when you have to live in a place like this surrounded by wild onion trees it's like oh i'm like a lot of us are just like surrounded by like concrete and lights imagine if like you were surrounded by like oxygen and wild berry trees okay wait we got something here [ __ ] i don't know how to read that what's that that's something dot dot is that dot k-u dot k-u something dot k-u is that a website no that's not a website i thought it was like something dot like dot com or something i thought there was a website i thought that was website all right that's not a [ __ ] website i thought it was a website [ __ ] goddamn idiot all right uh it's what i'm gonna we're gonna we're gonna go here i've narrowed it's somewhere in this square i'm not pretending i'm really just like i don't know my brain's a little diluted all right i'm yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yup yup yup yup yup yup yup uh-huh oh yep oh yeah yep hold on let me get it closer let me get a closer yep okay that's close ah oh it's an animal what is that it's like a bat flying into the camera what is that what is happening what is this animal there's like an animal stuck why is it like flattened on this windshield it's following you okay where are we what the hell is happening is it wait is it a leaf or is it actually like an animal like a bug on the camera it's changing whatever it is it's growing is it a bag i don't know all right where are we this looks like um i'm seeing sand here it looks sandy the sand okay i have a ups shirt on this dude is [ __ ] jacked holy [ __ ] what a chat this is like a giga chad i see the american flag so we're in the united states it's deserty that could be a few places though all right this is this might actually be somewhere down here this is this is potentially like the kind of nevada arizona potentially like new mexico like i'm thinking new mexico new mexico arizona i'm thinking like somewhere over here i don't think this is vegas i don't think this is nevada although no no i don't know it's close it could be it actually could be it could be right here i'm gonna i'm gonna say like it could be here but we're not done yet because it seems like we're getting to a road here texas is a lot more green texas is a lot more green but there is a lot of green here i'm thinking arizona or new mexico hmm what's that welcome to highland ranch wait why did you just turn to a different [ __ ] season wait what what happened what you just turn into a different state it ain't down here no no no no no no no chance in hell it's up here where maybe it is texas i don't i don't know this is this is not colorado no way this is like somewhere over here i don't think it's this far up no it's not that it's not north utah it's southern utah in fact it could be utah and nevada order here something like down here it's this that's i don't know it's close let me keep going whatever that animal is still here school hold on wait something up here whatever that is we're gonna get a look at it what is this school is the school does it have a name what's the name of the school ah virginia no that's no virginia's the name virginia palmer go palmer good luck on your tests wait this is not this is no this is not virginia no way now this app this is impossible for it to be uh virginia all right i'm gonna make my guess here there's snow so i'm leaning more towards it no i'm leaning more towards it being like here salt lake gets up gets snow called this area i don't know but when you go up here you get into like wyoming and idaho and it's not like that i'm gonna i'm going right here right here kind of near the nevada border but not quite nevada i'm going here right here [ __ ] it was reno oh [ __ ] that makes sense because right here a border of california i gotta stop thinking about vegas that bright on the border that's right yeah reno does get snow that's all right italy italy france and uh italy this is italy where in italy and yeah um italy done that speed run right here i thought that was the italian flag does this mean don't is that a no entry or is that it's that a flag does this mean you can't go in here this looks like a like don't enter wait what is that that's not what flag is that's a flag but for what country i thought it was like boats don't go this way is that that's not french italian this is okay we're in europe and we're somewhere over here somewhere here i would say not that far down somewhere like i'm gonna sit right here for just a minute because i'm not 100 sure what they got dippin dots they got dippin dots i know where we are now whoa these are [ __ ] crazy how come we don't have these what is that i want that one nouveau nuvez solero mojito extreme i don't think this is italy as i don't think this i don't think this would be in italy what is this wait switzerland radio switzerland this is this is switzerland or maybe it's not it's probably it's close to switzerland though it actually could be like one of these like here i know where hold on i know where i know where switzerland is just give me a second what the [ __ ] where is where is it where is where is switzerland i don't have it listed on this one all right it's it's they have a rat they have a switzerland ad and a french flag that leads me to believe with a little bit of deduction that we are potentially really close to switzerland and france i'm gonna say we're somewhere here i want a little bit more info cars can drive down here wait what why are there just cars here i thought that person crashed into the wall for a second i was like what that why they crashed you can drive down here i feel like this would be like a i would be terrified to drive a car here there's like a lot of people you're gonna go up this i don't know they'll like freak me out what's that sign say i don't know all right so where france slash switzerland i think what's that say saturday stationaire i got it wait there's a there's like a lake here all right this look there was water so i'm going to say rider paris okay really where's the eiffel tower then n a education like i'm like about to start like mission one of an rpg like a far cry game i'm like following the npc somewhere where are where what where did it put me where is this what is what's going on where are we the [ __ ] are we it's the beginning of like a hit man level is this like a a bridge club for like old people what is this no this is a tour guide there this is a tour somewhere so this is this must be a landmark i don't know what it is though let's keep going this way see if we get any more data there's a lot of people here i see camera i see camera tour guide camera i see brochures on the ground damn this is a line okay there's a tour guide here giving a speech why did the google car drive down here can you imagine you're sitting there getting like a tour and like that [Music] the google car just scans all of your faces virginia virginia i see a virginia t-shirt what's on the hat ah i can't read lightning i can't read it it's a tour yeah this is a tourist area in virginia or somewhere in that area okay wherever this is this is like a well the trees have names markings where is this hold on let's oh [ __ ] is this like an old like hold on where is this this is like an an old uh like an old [ __ ] like plantation or something what the [ __ ] okay where are where is where are we monte monte cello monte carlo where's that where's that where is that okay i'm looking for it come on two i don't know i don't know where it is i'm just looking i'm just looking for the town oh no all right here's maryland like right here ah come on i can get this exact i'm gonna say right here oh okay it was a little it was right outside charlottesville what the [ __ ] all right well we got okay we got that one wait what time is it it was on the screen [ __ ] whatever all right i stir and i gotta i'm having too much fun but stir and i are have a scheduled date for dying like two so maybe like one more maybe one or two more stir if you're watching right now then like just um maybe like another 20 30 minutes all right this is absolutely absolutely somewhere with a lot of green a lot of green birds oh this is not in the united states this is somewhere else where this is i'm i'm thinking like is this like greek no not greek it's like spain is this south america this could be like i need more intel i need a little bit more intel what's that i can't read it i don't know i need a little bit more intel you think it's greek i'm not reading chat right now i don't know i just think i thought like greek what is that that's just like a picture of something a sign with a picture is that a picture of this road is it a mirror whoa i'm all right i changed my i chan i think it's south america somewhere i think like here i need way more intel ah wait a minute french no it's not french that's like a shitty dressing that somebody made up it's french dressing in ranch can i get some french wrestling that's no we're here we're somewhere here we're somewhere here i'm going for it right here oh that was french that was french uh i should have just known i was speaking i was saying like the french words to 28 [ __ ] points my god why do you think brazil i don't know because brazil is like brazil's got like so much like lush like beautiful green and i don't know i saw like the i thought it was like i don't know i'm just i'm not very well traveled okay not at all um am i kind of stuck in this parking lot oh estrella de los okay hold on hold on here look fashion store saldos festo ariel lingerie fujitaria 10 all right okay okay okay okay okay okay this is not france oh hold on all right i don't know where this is porto i think it's in this area gondomar something is excellent i need to find out what it is president of the republic creature i need more intel this this could be this could go either way here either it could be either one this is either i don't like mondays oh this pedro yeah yeah property come on come on come on pedro es pedro escolade i thought this could go it could be either way this is either europe or like it's like central america or some maybe i don't know it's either north america south america europe asia 999 euros what is that that's euro got it so now where he's got wi-fi bondo pt okay i don't think we're on a coast though not a coast yeah this is this is the i see a lot of green a lot of green wait porto why does porto ringing a bell for me i swear to god porto was somewhere i'm going right here oh man that was close okay cool all right i got it all right let's automatically get this set over here it would be anywhere in this vicinity something right we got no never mind i don't know i really don't know this i mean the easy answer here is what what does that mean what's that what is that is that i don't know and wait no is it japan asaka this is yeah this is japan aware in japan i'm just putting the names into memory so if i see them oh here we are let's go oyama anything that can get me closer though because this is pretty big place i'm not seeing a lot of green i think we're somewhere down like in this area i'm gonna go right here what wait that was nintendo what do you mean i didn't see nintendo where nintendo hq what all the signs said toyama i didn't know i was next to nintendo i'm pissed now i saw all the sign toyama tayama tama i saw like three of them okay this is what are these these are very individually placed very deliberately spaced out trees this is a farm of some sort what are they growing this is very deliberate these are aries wine wine land if it's wine then it's either somewhere in italy south america or california this is okay i think we've or it could be spain everything is just italy every place is italy for i don't know why it just is yeah these are these are wine trees what's up yeah okay so this is these are grapes this is wine what's a part of wine i see a city in the distance that's that's not los angeles is it la no this is down here somewhere where's all the wine made let's just go there i know where is that okay i'm going to just go this way until i can figure out all right we got somebody here on the road what flag is that relax it was a joke um i've seen like motorcycles and that stop sign looks a little sus doesn't it i'm getting a lot of minus twos i'm just saying that stop sign does not look like a stop sign that i don't think this is america i think we're in south america and we're about to get over to this city we're gonna see what it says wine country in south america or wine country in north america central america i don't know this could be somewhere here you know what i'm i'm go i'm going probably argentina that's what i'm thinking i think this is potential argentina in fact yeah we're going right here in argentina all right one more one more one more one more last one one more maybe one more after that defensive like starts yelling at me all right where are we the toe zone art art art art art for art object 19 problem theater but the berg theater is over here this is um it's just like it's uh sweden maybe denmark sweden i don't want to look at chat i don't want to give it away panzer hal harish licious museum wait this is germany is this no austria hungary slovenia it's not texas this is texas ah this is absolutely germany where object 12. let me get out to like a big street um this is definitely germany we gotta find the city though mobilix no oh it's hit there was burg theater the berg theater hamburg austria okay all right i i think i've got an idea i'm thinking i'm thinking greek i'm thinking greece see that greek lettering well we're back we're over here again okay well we're i know where we are i just don't know what i need specific names this is japan no it's not this is not japan another one of these these things it's like is that so you can see like over here while you're driving this way where in japan this looks a little more country to me because we're out here with the big mountains the big i don't know this feels a little more country i don't think this is in a major city this is not like tokyo or like kyoto or you know i this is this feels kind of like country what is going on here what is this is that is that water this is crazy this is okay that's cool it's making they're making rice really you just like make your own rice i feel like they all live i feel like you i feel like like if you live in a place like this you live like a [ __ ] 100 plus years like i don't have like rice behind me i've got like rocks and like dirt and concrete imagine if i had like a [ __ ] whole thing behind me they're like if i just get my own [ __ ] i can't do that though i would ruin everything i it takes a lot to do that you make your own rice you make your own like [ __ ] tomato people i mean people do that people like their own tomatoes right i don't feel like it's different it's different than you taking a picture of like the tomato vine you bought like on instagram like this is one of them like maybe if you look like the farmland or something right i'm not talking about like the like the fresh tomatoes and there's like three like that's what i'm talking about i'm talking about like you literally live and eat off of like your land grow your own tomatoes don't you live in the u.s i live in the [ __ ] desert man all right i'm saying japan grow some agave yeah i mean i could grow i could grow agave but what's that gonna do like i'm gonna squeeze that in my coffee all right i'm going here right here done it's close i knew it was like kind of in the country grow your own weed okay this is weird i never okay i might this might be weird oh i didn't tell you about my dream okay this is more important so it's gonna be kind of messy because i don't really it's hard to piece it together because i woke up and i fell back asleep and woke up i think this is why i have a headache so i had to remember the dream that i had a while back where i was naked on stream and like i went up like this and like my like my you know genital area showed like a little bit right here and i freaked out and nobody said anything in the chat and i deleted the vlog and [ __ ] this was that evolved this was if this was 2.0 that dream so let me see if i can like piece this together i need to take a second in this dream it was a big event stream and it was like there's a ton of people watching and it was a big event right whatever it was and i don't know why i have no idea why my brain just decided to do this at some point like in the middle of this stream like we had to go brb and like i had to change like costume i gotta get in my new i gotta get in a costume okay costume change and i don't know why but like when i came back like in like from the brb like at five minutes i was naked like naked with a towel like in like with me like walking around like i just got out of the shower and like maybe i didn't like expect that like the camera was i don't know why this was happening like i was changing like in like an area or something and like the camera came back and i was like on screen and i was like what the [ __ ] is going on why am i on what's happening and like i i freaked out and like the stream ended right here's the cr here's the [ __ ] crazy part apparently this is like three hours of the stream had been going at this point apparently the stream was not pushed to the twitch servers so we were this br this this was just broadcasted to nothing so i was like no way wait what we haven't even been streaming oh my [ __ ] god this that's so oh my god thank god like there was a camera problem i don't know what [ __ ] happened whatever right so i was like wait a minute so we have like the studio recording version of that whole stream and it was like community jake was like yeah yeah we got the whole thing recorded man it's all good and i'm like [ __ ] jesus i don't know how i like walked into frame i don't know what happened but like wait a minute that whole stream was like a bunch of money a bunch of time we why don't we just like censor that part and i'll just like we'll just do a re-broadcast right instead of removing the scene entirely i was like why don't we just like rebroadcast like play the video and like just because it didn't like push to twitch servers or something what the [ __ ] so instead of removing the whole thing just cut that part we had like a black sensor bar over me during that part and the worst part about it is when it got to that point like i don't know if it was i edited it i i guess but like when it got to that part and like one frame was not moved correctly and you still saw me naked and i'm a being like what the [ __ ] man what i'm still naked you what happened was supposed to censor that part did i miss it and like everybody freaked out in chat like i don't know why our brains do this [ __ ] why wouldn't i have just taken that part out of the stream why wouldn't i have just taken that part out why did it have to be there with a sensor bar the fact that like it was streamed and like it got caught like holy [ __ ] oh my god thank god i caught that oh we could just re-upload we could just do like another broadcast but make sure to make sure we censor that part so stupid that was the dream because please keep your dream journal if you don't i know i always say i'm going to but i every time i have a dream i wake up i kind of feel like [ __ ] and i go i gotta go back to bed i feel terrible and i put my head down and i fall back asleep you go over the dream like 30 plus times in your brain and then you fall back asleep you wake up an hour or two later and it's gone and maybe a little bit is still there all right where are we and now i have like a really bad migraine today so that's kind of annoying if i have a lucid dream yes and the thing about a lucid dream is when you start to become aware that you're lucid dreaming you have to like use magical superpowers to concentrate to keep yourself from trying to get out so you sit there and you go no wait don't move you kind of have to not move you have to sit there and just go don't move don't just don't think and just let yourself become lucid without becoming completely lucid because if you cut if you're like here we go i'm in the lucid dream you're out once you are aware of lucid dreaming stop and just don't do anything don't think don't move let yourself just solidify into the lucid dream if you want to because once you're aware of it it starts to pull you out it's really hard to do you lucid dream just look at your hands no i mean no no here's the thing if you flick lights they don't work if you look at a clock it won't work you can't his things about dreams that are interesting if you use a light switch in a dream it will not turn on it won't work that's how you'll be like wait what the [ __ ] happening if you try to read in a dream you cannot read that part of your brain is not turned on so if you look at a clock or a or a uh like a piece of text or a book you're going to be it's going to be just mess you did like i don't know what that says i can't read that it's nothing it's alien language if you look in a mirror be careful because when you look in a mirror your brain decides to fill in those blanks because a mirror does not work in a dream so you will see horrifying twisted [ __ ] if you look in a mirror i'm serious like don't be careful when you look in the mirror uh because your brain has to pretend that you're actually looking into a mirror and your your mouth your eyes might get like big and like black and like your chin might be like shaking it it's seriously like a horror movie oh yeah it's weird i saw that on her i saw that in a reddit post too okay you see the thing is i learned all this from i watched a movie called waking life okay and that movie came out in like 2002 so i did not read the reddit post that you're talking about oh i've read read it too jeremy well not everybody reads their computer screen why is he so mad because i wanted to be the one that gave you that info no i read a post i wanted to be the smart one that you guys go oh oh oh oh wow really i go yeah yeah i found that out you didn't hey you know let me tell you something else you guys tell me [ __ ] all the time that you've like read it in game informer okay like when oh yeah you didn't know this about this video game yeah cause you [ __ ] read about it on like the ign review i didn't we everybody gets info from somewhere else yeah when you get really mad at me in a week and a half when i don't know where the item is in elder ring you wikipedia you looked up where the item was you had that info i was close hmm all right i actually got a pink stir because it's been almost two hours and i i told him he was gonna be like probably like 4 30. liar lie andy don't ever listen to jeremy when he ever says anything always add at least an hour to everything he ever says um okay come on come on hey valvetime that's how i can hide behind that yeah valve time sooner or later i'll come up with a wii u brick that place call of duty in the bathroom all right where are we it's not canada bicycles expected so okay it is but canada is so huge canada is enormous like how can you even know where you even are i see uh some activity up here though uh real fruit protein smoothies three dollars at the mick cafe what's up i'm gonna sneeze i think saint paul get get that out of the way i can't see st paul all right where's where's saint paul good luck i'm not even going to look because it's like canada is like as big as russia so like i don't i'm not going to even guess saint paul canada alpha food oh what's that watson's pharmacy pharmacy and wellness center chiropractic personal training center no no no no no no no no no guardian overseas shipping packing moving crating shipping shipping ltd there's another little intersection here what is this uh oh come on that was a real estate sign come on what's this teleporting [ __ ] what's it say i don't know ah ottawa where is ottawa i have no idea ottawa where's audio ottawa ottawa ottawa ontario ottawa where's ottawa oh yep thank you thank you that was within 1.6 miles folks got it thank you that was 1.6 miles thank you don't tell me you think that green land is huge uh i mean it is kind of huge how can you tell me that this is not huge this is enormous on maps they make greenland like bigger than the entire like north america it's because it's distorted well where is it then it's distorted look at how big that is this shit's like northrend okay where are we so how big is um is greenland okay if i were to take greenland and move it over here on top of texas would it be bigger than texas or higher bigger or lower in texas yes actually yes so texas is huge what are you talking about spain oh nothing there okay wait wait what's over this way okay i see a big a big vista here i want to see it all right there we are okay okay all right all right all right all right all right i'm thinking somewhere around here ah let's go oh stir i know i know let's start we're done we're done we're done we're done all right i got it i got it right here that was really good really close i mean not really but okay all right it's time i get the camera off i [ __ ] hate this uh i'm gonna ping stir i'm gonna take a quick pee break when i come back we're gonna be playing dying light two again with stir for a couple hours two three hours something like that i don't know and uh i'm gonna get the fur i'm gonna get this first try right before i go one more let's do one more here we go i'm going to take literally ten seconds one two three four five six seven eight nine ten what's that say okay i got it right here here we are in missouri thank you it's [ __ ] green whatever it was all right i'm out i'm out we'll be back i'll see you guys in two minutes or so and we're gonna get set up with dying light too i gotta play more geo guesser this is a lot of fun i'll be right back do so so [Music] [Music] now

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