Jerma Reads AI-Generated Stories

Germa is the center of the universe that's a pretty good way to start what we are about to start this little machine here what this does is when you type it a sentence or a paragraph or a phrase this will make up an entire predictive story predictive text it just it just essentially is a story generator all right so well we're gonna press complete text we're gonna just test it out and see what it does gemma is the center of the universe gemma is the center of the universe the only other planet in our solar system is Neptune because there is no ice in its orbit the only other planet in our solar system is in it how does that make wait what are they talking about what science well I don't know that was gonna happen there you happy I I eat boogers ha ha I probably shouldn't tell you this though just go and have a look anyway it was fun while it lasted lying back against the wall Koren gave the better told her the boy didn't care that she was like right next to him asami though did it was a simple but effective tactic what all right so it didn't know what to do with that it just it we got the first sentence and then it went on some [ __ ] fanfiction keep read about gonna read that I'm gonna break a rule here I'm not going to break any rules here but I was also not interested says mister boström who was appointed professor of management at Harvard Business School in 1999 there were some early issues to confront too with mr. boss from describing how he was told by another engineer but the company wanted a prospective candidate he accepted it boring boring snooze Germa streams suck he has less than 5,000 viewers the show could have been less racist and less racist this is where I will go out of rant [Laughter] why why Germa is a good person don't believe the internet that girl in the bathroom at work is probably just mad that you broke her laptop not me this post has two things in common with the old if you're an [ __ ] you probably can't do anything right mentality both are not really true at all most of what the [ __ ] no you can't you can't take you can't take this one you can't [ __ ] ruin me with this one Germa is made out of metal dust but you don't need to play Blood Moon it's a solid card but the most important part of this deck is lightning storm well okay why are they like exceptionally boring or a horrible sometimes I pondered life's mysteries our hippo is actually aggressive I keep hearing they're the most vicious but is it really true is the King Kong actually afraid of women is the dinosaur really so strong does a chicken actually poop while the birds really friendly to each other can I actually talk to a chick because our planet actually exists I'm curious if I want to learn about these things I think I'd have to ask them I've read about them they're all my friends they all tell me they know they're my friends and their favorite thing is their pet dog I'm guessing I don't need any more convincing editor's note this interview has been excerpt from the novel where to see America's great game by Mark C Smith published by the penguin press release person my father was fairly wealthy he was sometimes come home and shower us with gifts various toys trinkets and the like my father also brought us something else to the house animals lots of animals you see he was a zoologist by trade the money was great we had an entire zoo in our backyard but over the years one would say sharing a bed with a giraffe is not so great after a while the grow distant him and I the last time I spoke with him was July of 2006 and here's why we weren't even friends after our divorce we were never friends we were separated by so many years of we still talk about it every day and then I said before we still see each other occasionally like once a year we talked him we are out on the town we don't talk every day because I have classes no I have to be at work or in the shop and a couple of years we'll be able to speak again possibly god damnit hey bro Mon need some help with those weights I can give you a spotty grade of that subject but don't worry I won't get mad if you get something in I know I've seen you fight you know just watch that leg kick you won't be able to keep your pants forever what it's because before you did that you got him to drop off the top barb is on chair it's [ __ ] porn again what the [ __ ] this is like bad like shaggy today but here's a chase by shirt rats with rats we're the rats we pray at night which start at night where her rats so if you want kids around when they're kids and they're living in a cave that's fine but don't let them walk around and leather jackets and beards and run around where greatest though if you take it somebody gonna take this out of context it like clip me and put it on like [ __ ] sickos dot-org or whatever I don't know I am the strongest I will show you my power level has risen has been rising for centuries now [Music] ah raw paste data the only true hero in this world I probably just like woke up the whole husband at 2:00 p.m. [ __ ] sleep any way you'd like to sleep if you're really strong that it is obvious you could become a mighty hero and don't hold back the one who will save your life is you I should have done more research for that you know I would have seen even researched your strengths for the master if you are still in the same state you were earlier then I will save you from danger oh I won't be afraid if I get rid of him I suddenly heard the sound of an explosion from within the tunnel [Music] it looks like Knorr about to make a move against us I heard you were already looking for them but I see here they go noir oh there's a certain norm age right there along with kuru kuru who are these people how are they and why did they come yeah my sweet child focus your energy forget about what is happening around you go inside into your mind connect all the dots and put forward the power that you know is inside of that brain of yours and just like that boom aliens have taken over Earth's solar system humans and other races who aren't earth are being hunted by the powerful beings they call the machines however you don't have to fear these new threats because you don't know about the machines yet with no one to save you no one to protect you and no information about the machines you must discover your true purpose and fight in the battle for Humanity with the others from around the world play as a single player character or as an AI controlled avatar in multiplayer battles and multiplayer battles with the AI to find out who you are fighting for you will experience the story of the machine wars and four episodes at the beginning of the campaign by following a journey throughout the world of space what is new now with game dogs we have added game dogs to our system and added access to content in the game section of the website you can still play on your PC or Mac using a compatible gaming device or a mobile OS running Chrome or Firefox the new game dogs app is available on both the iOS and Android that was just an ad on TV that was just like a two-minute YouTube ad actually three presentation oh wait a minute this is important it's not even real I always get ok nevermind you'll see what I mean in a minute I'm here to announce our new game at e3 it's called tales from the Tomb Raider you'll probably hear plenty of that from people all over in Australia in the United States it'll be called tale from the tomb breaker okay this is gonna be hard to do it try as hard as that again it's not going to be called tale from the tomb raider yet it's going to be called tales from the tomb raider I love the sound of that name it's going to be called the jaw it's gonna be called tale from the Tomb Raider for some sort of convention in 2014 the tomb the tomb raider title is being developed by a group of team members and they're actually talking about a new game I really like the sound of that name tale of the tomb raider tales of the tomb writer uh-uh-uh-uh-uh and now ladies and gentlemen please welcome the head of Xbox studio Phil Spencer okay all right hey hey everybody how are you here yeah okay that's right cool really cool very cool yeah hush if you want to keep up to date on our progress in your favorite gaming platform we're looking into other projects like the next game in the upcoming Super Monkey Ball series thank you for Reese thank you for reading and please come get to know us we hope to see you at e3 this year Phyllis Benson would be backstage and they'd walk off people that could four of his assistants would be like Phil are you alright do you need some water what are you talking about what uh uh when does tale of the tune rate of release sorrowful dead drummer Billy breathe as in bassist Mike Campbell are excited about tales of the tune writer coming to Xbox one in Windows 10 in early 2016 according to guitarist Mike Campbell enrolling stunned by Microsoft representative reached out to e a.m. for an answer but didn't take the report seriously why would Microsoft reach out for it why wouldn't the magazine reach out for an answer why would they decline a comment from Microsoft doesn't make any sense takes take take wait what I mean take away time oh whatever well let's see one takes of the Tomb Raider takes of the tombs writer takes of the Tomb Raider is an iPad game that is desperately trying to get you to download it what will its like English is my second language apparently what will takes of the tombs Raider berated they expect us to see the game come out a little bit later in January than usual so hopefully by then it will have sold out it also won't be the end of the season which means it will have some free copies on sale freaks what will tales of the Tomb Raider be rated it will be t14 but you'll still be able to use other content that's approved for older age groups I'll also be allowing players 18 and up to have a non-commercial online game do I have to own - just putting the blanket statement out that you're gonna allow and like completely and totally support like porn mods I don't buy games will your xbox live games fail to download what a stupid statement as a reminder ps3 gamers who own a ps3 can play games through the cloud and even death and even download from xbox live in their online PS this is the best one I don't buy failed to download game of the week week one team opponent put scores score by points points by with the total of seven points from New England Jets at the New Orleans Saints - four point five thirty - two six seven seven the Jacksonville Jaguars at the Oakland Raiders seven point five points from the Tennessee Titans at Houston Texas we had the Kansas City Chiefs point four to five 1313 577 it snowed New England Jets every single team played at the same time does he make themselves there's no New England Jets so the New England Jets won the game did okay the only way that's just possible is that member this is like 500 people on the field at the same time so the New England Patriots and the Jets made one team during this mess and decided to be on the same team like switched shirts and stuff hey guys what's the video game of the week it's a little different each week please help bring this show to life here on the Big Bang Theory this episode also you brought to you by join sheldon and jeremy and this special one-hour special The Big Bang Theory links and merch Big Bang Theory Facebook page this is RIT this is not is this made-up justjust predictive made-up words taking a while for this one is this is real this is real I have no idea this is real what I'm gonna go for it oscar-winner Joaquin Phoenix is not nominated for an Academy Award despite in getting an ovation by a capacity crowd at Thursday's Tony Awards this is partly because Phoenix plays dr. Phil on a CBS program called the talk and in 2006 the singer made headlines for being spotted in a pair of suit jacket and ties after attending a performance of the movie walking with dinosaurs I got the biggest standing ovation this evenings Tony Awards and I haven't walked walking Phoenix does he play dr. Phil and I haven't even walked welcome to the Nintendo Direct III 2014 you can expect to know what Nintendo has a store for us before all the rest of you have been given what you've paid for over the last year please use the links below as our guide Nintendo directs for Nintendo switch new Nintendo 3ds new Nintendo 3ds XL subscribe rate and comment below Minecraft 6.3 is the first version of the game released for Windows 8 or Windows Store 8.1 and also supports the new Nintendo 3ds XL gamepad however the new version also requires players to upgrade to the new Nintendo switch console and Nintendo says that is why players can no longer jump into Minecraft with Minecraft 1 installed and running [Music] if you hit the angry son Mario will lose a life a lot of Mario is fun and I think he has always been I like it but the characters in Mario games tend to have a very special way of making me cry my favorite game to play while crying is sonic lost world I don't play video games but there has always been something I'd like to do when I'm crying I usually do this before watching something sad I just play the games and it takes me back to the real thing I'm a bit of a sadist when it comes to my games I usually like to listen and think about my mistakes and why I made them when you were playing Mario when you're sad they will likely be something to think about but when playing something sad when you're sad you can take in that experience in a different way I always loved Mario's music so my first suggestion would be to listen to the game while crime it can feel I wasn't prepared for that one then one day there was some sort of accident a boy was playing with his friends in the big wooden hammer fell in front of his friends and knocked him down as well at the hospital or a nurse looked on but still as she said not that bad it's something it's not that bad I don't think I can ride the super bad roller coaster it looks too tall and scary on the front one man wrote I have a 7 to 15 year old son so I want him to never be bored or not be distracted by the fact that my son rides one day sooner how old's your son is he's he's between 7 and 15 I have no idea Six Flags is the best amusement park we had been visiting their theme park for the last five years we've enjoyed our time there's so much we decided to move on to another location for our visit and the first thing we found is the parking we were confused so we went back to the park with our four-wheelers and went through three additional cars before walking right past another large park that was it we drove past the same cars and then stopped a second time with no one there or our but this time we didn't even bother leaving the lot for it to be in sight it was just another car [ __ ] it was just another car park with one other vehicle or even a single vehicle on the lot if you driving around in circles they have a shitload of parking lots when you paid to get in and then you're driving around parking and there's a four vehicle limit you just drive around for a parking spot I had the opportunity to visit the following parks during a promotional tour in of dreams is one of the top attractions that's currently under construction they did not say if the opening will take place soon or not but I was told that the attractions be ready at the end of summer 2017 I will give in of dreams and nine out of ten for their experiences really I'm gonna try as hard as I can this is like the best one of the night [ __ ] shake my body Six Flags is the best amusement park it's a park of them it's a park for fun and I think it's pretty amazing when we visited our park and a really nice view from the park you can see the entire park at your own pace for five dollars this is a fun cheap ride for eight dollars you'll get a ride or two that takes you through the whole park including a little fun boat ride down the parks pirate ship so you get your ride some food and then you go back down in the boat and ride through the fun ride the ride includes the ride itself with the boat fun ride a few drinks and some souvenirs it's a great place to hang out with your friends in a great place to visit during the day all-in-all this place is well worth the seven dollars they have tons of rides I've been looking forward to some of my friends coming there including the Great Wall of China the three kings King Kong the world's biggest monkey fries all the giant bats is it six flags it's five dollars by the way eight dollars what a [ __ ] value for seven dollars to go see the Great Wall of China the three kings biggest monkey brides oh this is [ __ ] I'm gonna like yeah what it likes to eat this one monkey bride [ __ ] me is King Kong included in the world's biggest monkey this is the world's biggest monkey ride six flags is the best amusement park I love watching this video there were so many things to consider it was really interesting I'll try to read the directions on the website and make sure I get my roller coaster properly trucked it he should build his own like Mount Doom in his backyard I hate to leave a review this bad but it's all because I wasn't in a good mood last week you can't even attend the Pet Expo I'm not even allowed into any of the pet shows because I've missed all the parties it's really difficult for me to be able to attend these events and not feel like my life is in jeopardy what what is at this convention are you is it a bunch of wild bears myth dog owners are too strict pool in and his team examined the relationships between six types of dog behaviors under defined a previous studies by the American Kennel Club boring this is just the rest of the paper you're just gonna read a whole science article this stream is making me residentsleeper laugh out loud at GoFundMe lol at GoFundMe lol at GoFundMe lol a-a-a a-a-a-a I hope so and so can make this turn awesome hey yo I hope so and so can make this thread awesome lol a II hope so to make this road ah hey I hope I'll make this hope so make this thread awesome lol Dante's trip to Six Flags this is the one that's gonna make the machine not know what to do did we did we kill the website this was the funniest [ __ ] ever them and this is what a funny website

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Id: 7g--1z9tYlk

Length: 23min 46sec (1426 seconds)

Published: Fri May 17 2019