JELLY vs. SLOGOMAN! (Would You Rather Competition)

so lately I've been doing a lot of would you rather videos and you guys absolutely love them that's why today to spice them up I'm doing and would you rather competition with me versus local we're gonna have to guess what the majority would rather do than the person who can guess the best wins absolutely nothing no you guys let me know in the comments section if you agree with everything I said in this video and also leave a like for more would you rather would you rather glue your eyes shut with superglue or spill hot glue over your naked laughs we're gonna have to come to a conclusion here of what the majority thinks not what we think okay now I can tell you right now glue in my eyes shut with superglue mm-hmm I can't see anything you know I'd assume that spilling hot glue over your net lap is is like da big deal that would just clear up right right hypothesis doesn't give you any burning wound Stan it's fine right exactly so I think people would rather you know right yeah I'm pretty sure that they would rather on the lap I mean that's my eyes glued shut I agree with you I think nobody wants their eyes glued nobody wants to even have anything in their eyes so we're going that we agree all three yeah straight away I didn't think that was gonna happen but let's see what the majority thinks 78% we right go away Josh that was actually a really good guess well I complete 22% of the people would like to get you there are you one of those 22% like the video so jelly we both agreed that means we both have one point that's right I'm rolling in the points or well it's just wine it but anyway let's move on would you rather have a blind date with a homeless person or kissable woods person I would rather not touch my lips with anything in this world but if I really have to Josh you know me if you if you get the choice which homeless person you would kiss you want to kiss me right well you're not homeless I don't know having a blind date illness of you having a blind date sounds quite nice you can get to know the person chat a little bit we're missing them like you have no idea where they fit to be honest I mean you're right you are right but I'm gonna go against you I think the majority would rather kiss a homeless person we have a real a date with them I think so I would really have a blind date I think that the majority would rather have a blind date with us okay well Josh this is where we're splitting up let's see who's gonna get that sweet old point agree with me one point to me okay well I was really looking forward you know to a kiss a homeless Jenny you and that 25% can go and kiss them all right so Josh would you rather have your stomach pulled out of your mouth or have your brain pulled out of your eye socket oh my goodness if you point someone's brain out of an eye they're gonna die exactly so I don't know I would rather not die is my thought both sort of question is I don't know I think scenario suck let's be honest here right but one of them you die and one of them you we might live you might live right but you'll never be hungry again there's that I think it's the brain but I mean at least you won't die that's the main important thing honestly jelly you're gonna have to be really silly to not pick the same one there's me - so you want to go for having your stomach pulled out of your mouth any day over brain getting all right let's get started then please tell me tell me yeah 69% Jay why is 31% of the people with their brain pulled could someone explain that to me I don't know I guess some people think that might feel Pleasant like that I can't figure it out would you rather make out with your husband we're cutoff shorts your whole life never taking them off weight cutoff shorts like it's in shorts that you've cultural yeah I think so I don't know to remember this is what the majority is right right now the thing is is make arrow your cousin for the majority would be a one time exactly I agree that yet yeah really doesn't like shorts that's their entire life jelly and imagine the winter times man imagine going to the north north north of Canada wearing shorts oh no I think you could probably wear stuff over actually they suggest that you oughta wear but the thing is jelly it's that's the life yeah no that's that seems my cousin would be just one all right but I don't think anybody wants to make out with their cousin so I'm gonna say people would rather wear cutoff shorts with your whole life what are you going for Josh I'm going to say make out with cousin because I think they already feel sorry for your cousin my friend that's not me that's not my people everyone helps you with the majority things over time it's around three one again the majority would rather make out what their cousin way I simply don't believe that people are messed up you could just wear something over the shorts what's the biggie well apparently 65% of the people all right moving on Josh to let out your anger would you rather smash the computer with the baseball bat or smash your guitar on the floor now I'm gonna be honest here what do people use most a guitar or a computer probably buy a significant amount of computer right so would you rather smashing guitar then I would say so and my deleting is well jelly what what well talk to Saul but whoever it's playing this right now is on a computer right and chances are it does not have a guitar I actually think it would be quite exciting for people that don't have a guitar to smash a guitar like angry Josh I and that's why I am going to say that the maturity would rather smashing guitar on the floor what do you go jelly I have to agree of you I think the majority is symmetrical could you let go to the other side so I can get a point uh let's make this bowl - why is it gonna be for to close so close I actually didn't expect that I thought the difference I gotta be realizing I wonder if it's because people get stressed with that computer so they wish they could just hit it where'd you rather ski in the mountain or vacation on the beach now Josh what do you prefer the beach or the man ice i it's not really about me uh-huh it's about the majority but I just absolutely I like both okay and I dislike either of them okay wait let me ask you another question do you prefer hot or cold oh I don't know jelly and I'm going with vacation on the beach I'm just saying I hear the majority in place you know I mean yeah I I think that probably the majority people dream of a sunny vacation and and not skiing in the mountains exactly I love skiing it's I think the problem with as well as that you actually have to do something right the vacation on the nexus this you know you booked a flight just lay it in the beach obviously gonna be vacationing yes jelly okay is it gonna be five three am I ever gonna catch up again Josh possibly milk jelly we're both right we're both right the majority by on vacation on the beach then ski in the mountains to be anyways oh I'd like to ski yeah I mean I like to mix it up a majority do ski on the beach yeah would you rather have to get around on all fours all the time or only make animal noises so all fours basically means you you walk on both your hands and your feet yeah exactly you kind of like cruel along right like an animal like a dog and then Adam always this just means you bark all the time or move all the time but you're like a normal human being yeah but you literally can't talk to anyone ever again man's writer be a human gorilla or literally be an animal that walks my question is are you good at walking on all fours like good if you're good I mean you could climb trees you can go I think spider-man I mean I think I would be good at it I'm a short guy you know short legs short hands a lot a lot of movement can go on there if you're like going to the coffee shop sticking up a coffee you have to like climb up onto the counter to go jump I'll jump wait that's what you have to do anyway are you that's so rude that's so rude I don't think people would want to live them for the rest of their lives with only making animal noises they can't talk anymore like into anything no communication Josh people would rather get around on all fours all the time that's what I say and all of animal noises jelly how do you leave me that I mean at least you'd be able to talk to animals okay all the time Oh five four jelly that's how you do it catching up Oh would you rather chop off your own arm or chop off a complete strangers arm but they come back to kill you in 30 years why so you can live for 30 years with both your arms if you just chop off a complete strangers arm oh thank you yeah alternatively you chop your own off just one day and you'll live you know Loretta you know forever you just live until you would diet normally so here's the wrist what if you live like you live more than thirty yes wait wait jelly jelly you're forgetting that we're gonna have to chop a changes arm off this is change or done in dust and no but it's not because they're gonna stop you in 30 years if you manage to live so the question is how old is the majority will they want to live for another thirty years I think seriously right so I think people would rather chop off their own arm just purely because nobody wants to tapas it's just weird but there might be old enough where it's like 30 years it's like you know you're in the prime of your life you need two arms to enjoy it that is very true I think I'm gonna go for trouble of a stranger's mom I don't agree with it I just think there's some bad people out there so you're gonna kiss your cousin Kelly all right you're fighting me out - no I don't believe this I don't know people would rather chop off the completely a lot of old people here jelly but there we go oh my goodness would you rather have no hands or have a naked fat guy stalking you at all times that's very specific very specific and naked fat guy stalking me at all times Josh that's so strange as long as the naked fat guy doesn't harm me or annoy me I'll only stop and say that jelly said as long as he doesn't the horror who knows what the naked fat guys gonna get up to dude imagine up there you know in 30 years walking around my family you know and there's still this naked fat guy walking around you could be in bed or on the toilet and that naked fat guy will be standing in the room with you staring me it's that bad or I could have no hands and not be able to flush the toilet yeah you could I mean I guess I could if it's a naked fat guy that's gonna stay with me for the rest of my friend him I might as well get to know him I might as well get to know him - gonna say that puppet friend the naked fat sausage Ellie I would rather have hands apparently I'm just super creeped out about naked fat guy standing next to me why are we we so I'm gonna go have half no hats it's the majority Josh I think the majority would rather have a naked fat guy stalking them at all time well it gets my statement let's have a look oh my goodness I was right there's a lot of people that want a very fat naked companion in their lives and they go for it okay it's completely fine would you rather run or jump hi I'm gonna be honest with you here Josh I've got short legs all right so I can really not do both of those I cannot jump high and I cannot no I know that so which one would you rather do jelly I would rather run fast some quicker jumping high what are you gonna do eat why would you throw faster you could just get in a car or something I mean that's true but what would you do with jumping high drop high in a car okay but I can run fast and win a lot Awards by running fast and what's that you know jumping high competitions it's still not gonna get the bait beans from the top let's just get to the point I think the majority would rather run fast and I'm gonna say jump I jump I would be awesome okay let's see oh yes John I disagree six six whatever for the decider it talks to the five of us oh let's see for the finale dodge would you rather have to eat the same meal every meal for the rest of your life or eat whatever you wanted except it's a month you have to eat a doodoo sandwich I think we both know what do do means and it doesn't specify who's to do it can be very own it can think it could be but jelly what it's only know it's a month Josh are you telling me there's a specific due to you'd rather eat yes but what not yours my own I would not need anybody else's but if what happened I need my own since Jill there's no pot bath to be the same Hill I'm pretty sure I could eat sushi every meal for the rest of my life I think I could as well but we're gonna get bored of it I think I am dude once a month it's not that bad I'm going with the doodoo sandwich yoga and you thought I was weird jelly go with eat the same meal that was to me actually you know what that makes life a lot easier let's see what the majority thinks of this one is find out who's gonna win who will do who's gonna win the would you rather challenge that's so boring Josh oh I'm sorry do that sandwich 64 percent on interested eating some dude you jelly actually surprised 36 percent it's quite a lot yeah alright Josh you won then you get absolutely nothing actually I have my doodoo if you want to know you can keep it off in here the next one bye bye thank you guys so much for watching this video if you enjoyed it click on that subscribe button and also make sure to check out the new exclusive jelly army t-shirts on jelly store.com [Music]

Channel: Jelly

Views: 2,931,886

Keywords: child friendly, family friendly, kid friendly, would you rather, competition, jelly, slogoman, jelly vs slogoman, questions, answering impossible questions, quit youtube, funny

Id: ysLvnlunr8o

Length: 15min 36sec (936 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 21 2019