HOW ARE YOU? VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> HOW WAS WHAT? >> Jimmy: I SAID IT'S VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU. IS BEING HERE TONIGHT PART OF YOUR COMMUNITY SERVICE? IS THIS COURT ORDERED? [ LAUGHTER ] >> HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? >> Jimmy: I JUST HAD AN INKLING. SO, WELL, JANE YOU'VE BEEN ARRESTED HOW MANY TIMES OVER THE LAST FEW MONTHS? I'M CURIOUS ABOUT THIS. >> FIVE. >> Jimmy: FIVE TIMES OVER THE LAST FEW MONTHS. EXPLAIN WHY YOU'VE BEEN GETTING ARRESTED. YOU'RE NOT -- >> WE ARE FACING A CLIMATE CRISIS. >> Jimmy: YES. >> WE HAVE TEN YEARS TO TRY TO AVOID A TIPPING POINT. >> Jimmy: MAYBE LESS. MAYBE LESS. >> MAYBE LESS. BEYOND WHICH IT WILL BE A REAL CATASTROPHE. ALL THE SCIENTISTS AGREE. AND SO ABOUT FIVE MONTHS AGO I WANTED TO -- I TRIED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT I COULD DO AS A FAMOUS PERSON TO RAISE PEOPLE'S AW AWARENESS OF THE URGENCY OF THE CRISIS. AND SO WITH GREENPEACE'S HELP I MOVED TO WASHINGTON, D.C. AND STARTED WHAT WE'RE CALLING FIRE DRILL FRIDAYS. AND EVERY FRIDAY A LOT OF SCIENTISTS AND EXPERTS AND PEOPLE FROM ALL OVER THE COUNTRY AND A FEW CELEBRITIES CAME AND JOINED ME. AND BECAUSE WE THINK IT SHOULD BE THE NEW NORMAL WE ENGAGED IN CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE, NON-VIOLENT CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE. AND RISKED ARREST. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: AS DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING PRESCRIBED. >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> Jimmy: AND LILY, YOU GOT ARRESTED TOO, RIGHT? >> ONE TIME. >> Jimmy: OKAY. >> IT PALES IN COMPARISON. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU GUYS COMPETING? TO SEE WHO GETS ARRESTED THE MOST? >> NO, WE'RE NOT COMPETING, NO. ARRESTS AREN'T WHAT ARE IMPORTANT. WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS YOU'RE WILLING TO PUT YOUR BODY ON THE LINE TO SAY WAKE UP, EVERYBODY, THIS IS A CATASTROPHE. AND SO MANY PEOPLE AROUND THE COUNTRY HAVE EXPRESSED AN INTEREST IN DOING IT WHERE THEY LIVE. OVER 7,000 PEOPLE. SO WITH GREENPEACE WE'RE GOING TO ROLL IT OUT ACROSS THE COUNTRY. >> Jimmy: TELL ME ABOUT THE ACTUAL PROCESS OF BEING ARRESTED. ARE YOU PUT INTO JAIL? >> WELL, YOU HAVE TO GET ARRESTED SEVERAL TIMES. YOU GET ARREST THREE TIMES AND THEN YOU'RE GIVEN A COURT DATE. IF YOU GET ARRESTED AGAIN, YOU'RE KEPT OVERNIGHT, WHICH I WAS. >> Jimmy: OH. >> BUT I'M WHITE. SO I WAS GIVEN -- AND FAMOUS. I WAS PUT IN A CELL BY MYSELF. I'VE BEEN IN JAIL NOT BY MYSELF. AND I WASN'T TREATED SO NICE. BUT THIS TIME I WAS BY MYSELF WITH THE COCKROACHES. AND I HAD A GUARD OUTSIDE THE CELL. I DON'T KNOW WHO THE GUARD WAS GUARDING ME FROM EXCEPT MAYBE OTHER GUARDS. THAT WAS KIND OF SPOOKY. ABOUT 20 HOURS. AND YOU EAT BOLOGNA SANDWICHES. AND THEN YOU GET LET OUT. YOU PAY MONEY AND, YOU KNOW -- >> Jimmy: DID YOU GET BOLOGNA, LILY? >> I GOT BOLOGNA. I GOT NOTHING. >> UNLESS YOU DO IT A BUNCH OF TIMES, YOU GET DETAINED SOMETIMES FOR A LONG TIME. BECAUSE WE HAD OVER 300 PEOPLE. SO IT TAKES A LONG TIME -- >> Jimmy: ARE YOU IN HANDCUFFS? >> PLASTIC. >> YEAH, PLASTIC. YOU KNOW, PULL TIES. >> Jimmy: AND ARE THEY -- >> ONCE YOU GET IN THEY CUT THE CHEAP ONES OFF OF YOU AND THEY PUT THESE COSTLY BLACK ONES THAT HAVE A BLACK PLASTIC KEY THAT UNLOCKS -- >> Jimmy: OH, SO YOU'RE HANDCUFFED -- >> WITH THE PLASTIC SAME AS THE OTHER ONES BUT THEY'RE JUST MORE CREATIVELY WROUGHT. >> Jimmy: I DID NOT KNOW. I THOUGHT ONCE YOU GET INTO THE CELL YOU ARE NOW RELEASED FROM YOUR HANDCUFFS. >> BUT IT'S NOT A CELL. IT'S A WAREHOUSE. THIS IS WHEN YOU'RE JUST ARRESTED. IT'S NOT EVEN A FELONY. >> Jimmy: LIKE A HOME DEPOT? >> YEAH, KIND OF. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU CAN GET A LITTLE SHOPPING DOWN WHITE YOU'RE THERE. >> YEAH. YOU CAN DO A LOT OF ORGANIZING. YOU CAN TALK TO EACH OTHER -- >> WE MADE -- >> BECAUSE THERE ARE A LOT OF EQUALLY SPIRITED PEOPLE WITH THE SAME FEELINGS ABOUT THE PLANET AND YOU'RE TOGETHER. SO YOU HAVE -- IN FACT -- >> YOU RAISE A RUCKUS. >> WELL, I HAD A NICE LADY NAMED JOYCE. AND SHE SENT US SOME EARRINGS. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN YOURS. >> Jimmy: JANE, THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS MUG SHOTS EVER. THIS IS FROM 1970. &-pE ARRESTED FOR CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE? >> THAT WASN'T CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE. >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S RIGHT. >> GUY WHO ARRESTED ME IN THE CLEVELAND AIRPORT SAID THE WHITE HOUSE HAD ORDERED HIM TO ARREST ME AND THEY ACCUSED ME OF SMUGGLING DRUGS, WHICH THEY LATER FOUND OUT WERE VITAMINS. [ SNEEZING ] >> GOD BLESS YOU, LILY. >> SO SORRY. >> Jimmy: MAYBE LILY COULD USE SOME OF THOSE VICTIMS. [ LAUGHTER ] AND LILY, HAVE YOU BEEN ARRESTED BEFORE THIS? >> NO, BUT I SHOULD HAVE BEEN. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ON WHAT CHARGES SHOULD YOU HAVE BEEN ARRESTED? >> WELL, I -- OH, GOSH, I -- >> SHOPLIFTING. >> YEAH, SHOPLIFTING. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WERE YOU A SHOPLIFTER? >> I WAS A TEENAGE SHOPLIFTER. AND THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE. >> Jimmy: WHAT WOULD YOU STEAL? >> I'D STEAL LIKE SWEATER SETS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HOW WOULD YOU DO IT? HOW DO YOU GET OUT OF THE STORE WITH A SWEATER SET? >> WELL, I HAD A FRIEND WHO I HAVE TO SAY SHE WAS -- SHE WAS A DEAR PRECIOUS FRIEND OF MINE. SHE'S MARRIED HENRY FORD. SHE WAS HIS THIRD WIFE. BUT I DON'T WANT TO BRING THAT UP BECAUSE I'M BRINGING AN INNOCENT PERSON INTO -- >> Jimmy: WELL, SHE WAS YOUR ACCOMPLICE IT SOUNDS LIKE TO ME. >> WELL, SHE WAS BUT SHE WAS INNOCENT. SHE PLAYED FIRST CHAIR VIOLIN IN THE SCHOOL ORCHESTRA AND SHE'D ALWAYS HAVE HER VIOLIN CASE. WE'D TELL HER TO PUT -- THE BAD GIRLS WOULD TELL HER TO PUT HER VIOLIN IN HER LOCKER AND GO DOWNTOWN WITH US. AND THEN OF COURSE WE'D MEET HER AND PUT ALL THE -- >> Jimmy: SO SHE WAS YOUR MULE IN A WAY. [ LAUGHTER ] YOUR SWEATER MULE. >> WE'D GO OUT OF THE PLACE AND SHE'D COME AND SHE LOOKED PERFECTLY WHOLESOME CARRYING THAT VIOLIN -- >> Jimmy: THEY NEVER SUSPECT THE VIOLINISTS. THEY REALLY DON'T. JANE, YOU WERE SCHEDULED TO RECEIVE AN AWARD, AN ACHIEVEMENT AWARD AT BAFTA, THE BRITISH FILM AWARDS. >> RIGHT. >> Jimmy: BUT YOU COULDN'T BECAUSE YOU WERE IN JAIL. >> GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT. >> Jimmy: THIS IS A PRETTY GREAT ACCEPTANCE. AS FAR AS NOT SHOWING UP TO ACCEPT YOUR AWARD THIS IS HOW IT SHOULD BE DONE. >> BAFTA, THANK YOU! THANK YOU. FOR THE STANLEY KUBRICK BRITANNIA AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN FILMS. THANK YOU! I'M SORRY I'M NOT THERE. I'M VERY HONORED. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: JANE FONDA AND LILY TOMLIN ARE HERE. SEASON 6 OF "GRACE & FRANKIE" IS ON NETFLIX NOW. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. >>> SO WE REALIZED THERE MUST BE A LOT OF PEOPLE IN THE SAME EXACT SITUATION THAT I WAS IN. IF ONLY THERE WAS A SLEEK STYLISH PRODUCT THAT COULD HELP YOU GET OFF THE TOILET WITHOUT MAKING YOU FEEL YOU WERE IN A HOSPITAL. WELL, NOW THERE IS. >> OUTSTANDING. >> THE RISE UP! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: QULIL TOMLIN AND JANE FONDA ARE HERE. I THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. >> IT'S GOING TO BE A THING. WHEN YOU'RE OLDER YOU DO NEED THAT. >> Jimmy: DO YOU REALLY? IS THAT SOMETHING YOU REALLY THINK YOU'D USE? >> YOU HAVE TO BE QUITE A BIT OLDER. >> Jimmy: UH-HUH. RIGHT. SURE. >> YOU KNOW, OR ELSE HAVE VERY FAILED -- >> I HAD A HIP REPLACEMENT. BEFORE I EVEN KNEW THAT THEY WROTE THIS THING ABOUT THE TOILET. AND I TRIED TO GET UP OFF THE TOILET AND I GRABBED THE TOILET PAPER HOLDER AND TORE IT OUT OF THE WALL. COULDN'T GET UP. >> Jimmy: OH. >> SORE SOMEBODY LIKE THAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT. >> Jimmy: MAYBE LIFE WILL IMITATE ART AND THIS WILL BECOME AN ACTUAL PRODUCT. I THINK IT WOULD BE GREAT FOR ROOMMATES WHO ARE IN THE BATHROOM TOO LONG. YOU COULD JUST PRESS A BUTTON AND SUDDENLY THEY'RE LIKE OH, I BETTER FINISH THIS. YOU KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ] NOT A BAD IDEA. SO THIS IS THE SECOND TO FINAL SEASON OF "GRACE & FRANKIE." WHY -- WHY? HAVE YOU DECIDED -- BECAUSE I KNOW THE SHOW IS VERY POPULAR AND IT WILL BECOME THE LONGEST-RUNNING SEASON ON NETFLIX AS OF NEXT SEASON. ARE YOU SICK OF EACH OTHER? WHAT'S GOING ON? >> WELL, NO, WE'RE NOT. WE'RE NOT SICK OF EACH OTHER. >> I MISS HER WHEN I'M NOT WITH HER. >> SHE DOES. AND I MISS HER. >> SO THEN WE GET TOGETHER. WE GET TOGETHER IN BETWEEN, EVEN WHEN -- YOU KNOW, NOT JUST TO GET ARRESTED BUT WE DO A LOT OF STUFF. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SO YOU FEEL LIKE -- AND BY THE WAY, SPEAKING OF GETTING ARRESTED, JANE, WOULD YOU EVER LIKE -- WOULD YOU EVER SPEAK TO DONALD TRUMP ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE? BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE HE'S PRETENDING HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN IT. >> I HAVE AN IDEA. THE DAY AFTER HIS ELECTION I HAD THIS IDEA. BECAUSE YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN MARRIED A FEW TIMES AND I UNDERSTAND THE MALE EGO. I FIGURED WHAT I WOULD DO IS I WOULD TRY TO GET THE MOST GORGEOUS, BRILLIANT BLONDE, VOLUPTUOUS CLIMATE ACTIVISTS, LIKE PAMELA ANDERSON IS A CLIMATE ACTIVIST. AND THERE ARE OTHERS. AND I WAS GOING TO GO AND TAKE A MEETING WITH DONALD AND WE WERE GOING TO GET ON OUR KNEES. >> Jimmy: WHAT? >> NO. [ LAUGHTER ] AND THE LINE IS -- THE EFFECTIVE LINE WOULD BE YOU WILL BE THE HERO FOR ALL TIME OF THE ENTIRE WORLD. YOU WILL SAVE THE WORLD. PEOPLE WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE YOU. IF YOU JUST DO THESE THINGS. AND THEN WE WOULD GIVE HIM A LIST OF THINGS TO DO. AND PAMELA WAS READY TO DO IT. >> Jimmy: AND WHAT HAPPENED? >> I GOT THE NUMBER -- I CALLED JARED. >> Jimmy: JARED WHO? FROM SUBWAY? [ LAUGHTER ] >> JARED K. >> Jimmy: DID YOU MEET HIM IN JAIL? [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND HE SAID IVANKA WAS THE ENVIRONMENTALIST IN THE FAMILY. LIKE YOU CAN ONLY HAVE ONE. AND SO I CALLED -- SHE CALLED ME BACK. AND I TOLD HER MY IDEA. AND SHE LAUGHED. >> Jimmy: SHE DID? SHE LAUGHED. >> SHE SAID SHE'D TRY TO SET IT UP AND I NEVER HEARD FROM HER. >> Jimmy: OH. WELL, MAYBE SHE'S BEEN WORKING ON IT. IS THAT POSSIBLE? >> MAYBE THERE'S SOMEONE BETTER. WHY DON'T YOU CALL LIKE MNUCHIN OR SOMETHING? HE'S THE KIND OF GUY -- BECAUSE HE'S THE MONEY GUY. >> Jimmy: YEAH. ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO GET ARRESTED AGAIN? >> WELL, WE'RE DOING THE FIRE DRILL FRIDAYS ALL AROUND THE COUNTRY. AND IF PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED THEY CAN TEXT JANE TO 877877. AND GREENPEACE IS FACILITATING ALL OF THAT. BUT WE'RE STARTING IN CALIFORNIA FEBRUARY 7th. >> Jimmy: FEBRUARY 7th. >> AT 11:00 A.M. AT CITY HALL. JOIN US. >> Jimmy: AND "GRACE & FRANKIE" SEASON 6 IS NOW ON NETFLIX. LILY TOMLIN AND JANE FONDA, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU BOTH FOR BEING HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
