Do you scare people? Yes. Yeah, you scare your nieces? I try not to. They're very sensitive girls. How old are your nieces? One is eight, and one is two. And they both really love that
movie, A League of Their Own. You know that movie? That's not a current movie. Do you show them
current films or just old things you find
around the house? Once a movie comes out, it's
not like, the next weekend, it goes away forever. No. There's this thing--
it's called iTunes. I don't want to get into it. But yeah, they watch
A League of Their Own. And they love it. And my little
niece, two-year-old, likes to say, "There's no
crying in baseball," like that. That's adorable. Yeah, that's her thing. That's adorable. That's what she
says all the time. If you want to eat,
she's like, "There's no crying in baseball." So she just says that. Yep, that's it. That's all she knows how to say. She's a sharp chick. It's cute at first,
and then, you know. No, it's always good. And then the eight-year-old is-- There's no crying in baseball. There's no crying in baseball. There you go. I'm just going to mouth it
while you answer the question about the eight-year-old. OK, the eight-year-old amazing. She's a beautiful-- There's no crying in baseball. You're freaking me out, man. You're freaking me out. You're scaring me. She's a great dancer. Is she? Yeah. What is she into? What is she into, the little-- She-- This is the
weirdest situation. It is. No, really, what is the
eight-year-old into? She likes baseball. You know, there's
no crying in it. Yeah, I know. My little niece tells me that. What does she say? So yeah, she like-- They like all different things. But they like movies. She's a big fan of Fiddler on
the Roof and South Pacific. She likes musicals. Wow, they're like
little, old souls. I mean-- Those are kids movies. What are you talking about? I mean, what about the
old Beauty and the Beast? That's like the best one. I'm not arguing with you. Little tea pot, and
she sings and stuff. You don't have to yell at me. I'm just saying. I'm just saying most
kids are watching Frozen and things like that. And they're watching
South Pacific. She watches Frozen too. And then she watches
South Pacific. But she likes Frozen. All right, let's just end this
before we get into a fight because-- There's no crying on Ellen.