Jack Benny and George Burns on the Smothers Brothers Show 1967

and now here they are ladies and gentlemen two of the brightest precious young faces in show business today [Music] [Applause] thank you ladies and gentlemen my brother and I really appreciate that reception yeah we we appreciate that reception my brother and i i i i Riley I already said brother and I we I already said that anything you do is wrong you've yet to do anything right I do so you do not I do I know that mom always liked you better my mom always liked my brother back he never liked me my mom never liked me all right I always like to bit all right mom liked me my life is that and the NOI because you held the mortgage on the house well I don't care brothers should get equal and you always got the biggest mom gave you gave you size 10 shoes she only got me size six well I happened to have bigger feet yeah and she gave you bigger feet too not fair mom always got your the best toys oh you got the best it's all right all right we've always got the best oh we shouldn't argue oh he's got the JJ's not like after all you you are my older brother and you go oh yeah you're the old I am NOT then why was I always a baby how come they always call me the baby you weren't housebroken until you were I [Music] was 11 get your facts straight brother while you're young I say brother get your facts straight from your the oldest oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah well let me a double you yet are you hey fellas Tommy you deke would you please come out here where we'd Adam we'd let me let me take this oh thank you are you doing weed then we'd like you to settle something for us all right yeah which up old darling myself yeah which of us do you think is the old you mean which of you two are the oldest yeah yeah which which is the oldest static for horses to tell the age of horses I mean it doesn't work with people's teeth well it might for me but not for him I mean his teeth are only six months old eight months and get you back straight tell me how do you like the way we did you right I thought it was perfect just great yeah I thought I captured it right - at ease just fantastic - we capture the action really like this yeah I really did which one played me you know we have the same trouble when we did Nelson Eddy and Jeanette MacDonald Jack I thought you were Jeanette MacDonald challenged in it I think you open your mouth and just told our agent you know before we go any further though I want to thank you two both for my brother myself for appearing on our show tonight you know it's a great honor for us to have you here and thank you very much thank you the reason especially we're especially we like it because you two are such great friends together that's right I guess jack is about the closest friend I've got yeah you know we kid around a lot to me but there's there's nobody that I have more respect for than George and I've always said George Burns is the funniest man alive George is in a class by himself he's just modest when it comes to comedy Jack Benny wrote the book nobody can take a line and get as much out of it as Jack [Music] no George no George you're the you're the graph come on you're the champ so tell me mr. burns what in your opinion do you think is made to Jack Benny such a great comedian in my opinion yes do you really want to know how long did it I don't want him to hear this okay I couldn't say this in front of Jack taught him everything no if I taught him everything you know Jack had an act it wasn't so hot the end needed something he didn't know what I said Jack if you want to pull them in go get yourself a violin you can kill the people and fill up the room play some corny melody like love and rule tell me have you ever seen him take this pole well yeah that's my favorite food that was mine I told him everything from what to say to feeling I told them everything you know [Music] [Applause] well III really don't understand what do you mean that George Burns isn't that great what do you see Tommy nobody does it alone I taught George everything you know I remember the first time I saw him work I was just a kid [Music] we smoked a pipe in his act and Bob it was awful I went up to him and I said mr. burns and he said yes kid but I said get rid of that pipe and put a cigar in the air well he did it and the rest is history it even brought his voice down to us tell me mr. Griggs what else did you teach independence what else did you know that Jack is actually from Philadelphia I told him walking in is aplenty a place to be from I don't want to take anything away from George you understand sure but he used to have a spotless act that was just nothing nothing 10 solid minutes of fruit ducky yeah he always sang a slow ballad and I told mr. burns he said yes kid I said if you can't sing good sing fast mr. Curren did you teach mr. Benny how to be cheap some things don't have to be taught [Applause] George commit if we finish line I've been thinking it's all true in a way I guess it is Jack now we've taught each other a lot over the years emotionally I wonderful it is to have a good friend [Music] everything [Music] up next advice on business from George Burns and Jack Benny

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Views: 61,901

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Keywords: Jack Benny, George Burns, Smothers Brothers, 1967

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Length: 8min 21sec (501 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 31 2017