It's Not You It's Me

hey hey you know what a friend of mine from work says that she saw George at the tennis match on TV yes yeah yeah me too hey he was at the snack bar eating a hot fudge sundae he had it all over his face he's wearing that chocolate on his face like a beard and they got in they're really nice and tight nice sorry George but I don't understand thanks for going so great what what happened something must have happened it's not you it's me you're giving me the it's not you it's me routine I invented it's not you it's me nobody tells me it's them not me if it's anybody it's me Oh George it's you you're damn right it's me look I was just trying to yeah I know what you were trying to do nobody does it better than me I'm sure you do it very well yes well unfortunately you'll never get the chance to find out but I thought things were going great yeah so did I did she say why no she tried to get me the it's not you it's me routine but that's your routine well apparently words out hey hey Georgie I saw you on TV yesterday really at the tennis ball yeah you were at the snack bar you know it fudge sundae get out of here I don't see any cameras then hold the camera was room there and he announces they made a couple of cracks about frags what were they saying but dad ice cream all over your face they were talking about how funny you looked good maybe Gwen saw it maybe that's what did it well I tell you it wasn't a pretty sight she must to see me eating it on TV so she sees you a hot fudge on your faces she ends it do you really think she'd be that superficial why not I would be hello oh hi dad you saw him really with the ice cream I'll talk to you later what but your balance oh man - yeah this is a nightmare grandma hello was a it felt like eight seconds one one thousand two one point I heard you really inhaled that thing did anyone tape it can we move on he thinks Gwen broke up with him because she saw him eating the ice cream on TV oh come on if she's not superficial you don't want her yes I do so I guess you're not going to Todd's party on Friday well I can't now Gwen's gonna be there well she should be the one that shouldn't go off a couple breaks up and they had plans to go to a neutral place who withdraws what's the etiquette excellent question I mean I think she should withdraw she's the breaker he's the break II he needs to get on with his life I beg to differ really he's the loser oh she's the victor uh-huh to the victor belong the spoils well I don't care I don't want to go anyway I don't want to fight that traffic on Friday night but we can take the car service from my office really yeah they don't know all right I'll see you later okay hey Jordan yeah Victor

Channel: mbirdnyc

Views: 3,006,431

Keywords: Seinfeld, George Costanza

Id: pezCrpDlmCs

Length: 3min 42sec (222 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 03 2011